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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:01:59I am scared to go.
00:02:04Oh, it's okay, baby!
00:02:06Oh, it's just a zero!
00:02:07Oh, it's okay!
00:02:12Oh, it's okay!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14You're hot, it's okay, sir!
00:02:26his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot
00:02:32does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:47give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in
00:02:54grandma I'm dying save me Trixie grandma grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:04years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so
00:03:10that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud
00:03:20like you we're talking about my brother's life I don't have time for jokes please go feed your dog
00:03:36miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant
00:03:42me a
00:03:43wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:51what Jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that I'm
00:03:57telling you to have some faith in me okay I wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you
00:04:05do that I
00:04:05can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to Cleo stay right here for
00:04:11a second
00:04:12don't go too far Cleo hold still
00:04:25my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him I'm sorry I
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:58general I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east I can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle I have no clue what this is
00:05:28oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we save the
00:05:34best for last me the witch doctor I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56I don't know what this is lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:03methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:14the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:06:22correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes
00:06:30her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:39seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son I don't care
00:06:45if
00:06:45I go bankrupt I will find her James come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess
00:06:54healer or get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:12I'll save your son
00:07:15who the hell is she dad she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:18she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:25exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the
00:07:32rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her I bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing
00:07:40is your companion don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but I can see from all your faces
00:07:56that you've
00:07:56failed so step aside I'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:05I'm the
00:08:06richest tycoon in this country and a former general I know a gold-digging whore when I see one I
00:08:13bet she's
00:08:13only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what
00:08:19an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of
00:08:25Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious you know disgusting go back to being a prostitute
00:08:33security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out you're
00:08:40tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right I'll give you a shot but I warn you if you fail I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall
00:09:05is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and I'm only here to repay
00:09:11your younger
00:09:12son's kindness but since I'm not welcome here I'll leave Devin come find me when you have a different
00:09:20wish no Miss Trixie my brother is a hero to me I can't lose him well if he's a hero
00:09:28to you
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says I want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her I mean look at her
00:09:54even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from
00:10:01the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters continue wasting your time but I'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay
00:10:20what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36I knew she was a perv
00:10:38she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:41do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:45are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:57yeah right I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay I've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08and I've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:22is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:25what
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:33why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38I agree I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years
00:11:46we are all certified
00:11:48but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
00:12:04endogenic cryomorphy oh and of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:12:10this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to
00:12:16one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding
00:12:22me
00:12:24what a bunch of baloney I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely
00:12:31you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real
00:12:38medicine I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so she went to the super
00:12:44circus
00:12:45instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing
00:12:52if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge if you three incompetent doormats want
00:13:00to show me up I think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that
00:13:06condition is
00:13:07called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me and I'm about to
00:13:13walk all over your medical licensees then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to
00:13:35get rid of your competition huh miss Trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at
00:13:42stake don't worry I got this it's a deal I'll save Lysander Armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son I'll give you everything
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:40listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:47of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:54couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:04stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:10harm now stop getting in my way or I promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:17oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:59lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:05queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with
00:16:12my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:38get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:47but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:53way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live
00:16:58on to give you
00:16:58tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for a dip shall
00:17:06we
00:17:09hold on general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:23alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:30all right all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:38so
00:17:39so
00:17:43so
00:17:55so
00:18:57You can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:14You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm gonna save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:19:59No.
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:43Help me.
00:20:44I just wanna-
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:34He writes the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:52By bathing with me.
00:21:53By bathing with me.
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:58I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:08No.
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body-
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:38Is physically-
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:03Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:22Those the missiles.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Absolutely not!
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:45To kill that antler-rod-bearing witch!
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it. The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas? My son is in there!
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well!
00:25:56No, don't worry General!
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah! She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:58This is taking way too long!
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap. Oh my god. Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh shit!
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted! Shoot her dead now!
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down!
00:27:45Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second. Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment. You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it! No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure!
00:28:29His pulse is regular. In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son. Thank you.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait! Wait! No, no!
00:29:15There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:20Angel, and I, and...
00:29:23The Goddess Healer!
00:29:29Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:37day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother. Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years. And he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed. Really, I'm no one special. I just got lucky with your brother. Some guru taught me
00:30:29that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really. I don't need anything. I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé. He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God. I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander. Lysander was not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52Wait, no. We're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31Alright, listen.
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life.
00:33:50When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:31She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got off-keep. You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular, everyday people live, so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already! Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:05Fucking bitch! You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:21Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:24They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:42It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:51That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:38:05But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54Why not when nobody steps on a snake?
00:38:56The snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:01You mean...
00:39:05We broadcast...
00:39:06That video of you?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:41This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support. Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir! We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome everyone to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:40my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:47Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham Stowe. Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor. And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22Let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?
00:42:02This is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, but my meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like, so obsessed with me.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:42I've already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:42:49wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now.
00:43:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:24contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:27And I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick.
00:43:56Somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:58Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:00You should make yourself.
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's a gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, Butch.
00:44:12You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough.
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19You're moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No.
00:45:01No.
00:45:02Absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15It's he everyone.
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:33You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro!
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:13I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gone delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:20and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:57Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:58General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:12So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:19Have you really cured the incurable General?
00:47:21Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals for the poor!
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:29But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:31Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:51Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here.
00:49:41Or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:12Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:42It's...
00:50:44It's...
00:50:48It's...
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58Yeah.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um...
00:51:02When did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:08Remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man.
00:51:17Not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:20Ahem.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys, a lovely dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:34This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major.
00:52:00Look, man.
00:52:01I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:06But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:41So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:02What?
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:02I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million.
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second guess.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:54:53Which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:05No, look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay? Which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:55:17Well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my god.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:01Thank you, Sander.
00:56:09I'm gonna do it.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:21Stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35Hey
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42And cherished as
00:56:43The most precious woman on earth
00:56:45Understand
00:56:50You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man
00:56:54On earth
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08Would propose to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10Like Trixie
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control
00:57:13The global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just
00:57:22Hector's
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:33Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:07Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes
00:58:25What?
00:58:33I'm a bankrupt
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:50It evaporated
00:58:52It's in thin air
00:58:56Then that's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21Trixie's married
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:38It's awesome
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:59:56And I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:02Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:10Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:13As you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:26Fine
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:33Fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:43Miss Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devin
01:00:47Marissa
01:00:47Not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:51By stealing my fiance
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:00:55Just to get your company back
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:04I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're impostors
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:19And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:31Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leave the wrong
01:01:44The left
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:55So you're telling me
01:01:56This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:05Approves of my products
01:02:06Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs
01:02:09Break his arms
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:17FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:21And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:31No, don't arrest her
01:02:33Trixie's a good person
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:37Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:39Mrs. Williams
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:44We were worried
01:02:45So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53And would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09Descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:21Get him
01:04:22If you can
01:04:23If you can
01:05:14Is that enough pain
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend
01:05:25Is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:29Grandma
01:05:31Meet my new fiance
01:05:35Wow, your new fiance
01:05:37He's so manly
01:05:38Much better than your last one
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:43It's Butch's loss
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:51And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor
01:06:00Drown out the poor
01:06:03Drown out the poor
01:06:05Drown out the poor
01:06:06Drown out the poor
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections
01:06:10No power
01:06:11You can't compete against me
01:06:13Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22Let them eat cake
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam
01:06:36Attack
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:27We're quartered
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36They will be punished
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:44Right
01:07:45Rewrites the road
01:07:56Holy fuck
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See
01:08:10I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:13No
01:08:13Please
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:18Sure
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:26While I do not care for glory
01:08:28I do believe in justice
01:08:31Marissa and Butch
01:08:32Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:34But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:46Bullshit
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try
01:08:55Charge
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:15But uh
01:09:15I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line
01:09:29And see for yourself
01:09:31I will
01:09:34Left
01:09:35Leaves the wrong
01:09:36Left
01:09:44I'm fine
01:09:45Nothing happened
01:09:46You'll see soon enough
01:09:48Oh please
01:09:48I really want to die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:55Whoops
01:09:56Just frosted again
01:09:57Whoops
01:09:58And again
01:10:00Nothing's happening
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:24If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:27Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first
01:10:57I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize
01:11:00Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:03Marissa
01:11:04Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:08You blame yourself
01:11:09You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife
01:11:25And instead
01:11:26Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:28And protective husband
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:35It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:40Oh really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:50Yes
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:58Madam president
01:12:00I require your assistance
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call
01:12:13The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:17But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:25How I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have
01:12:32Madam President's direct line
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way
01:12:37Low life Trixie
01:12:39Could have called the president
01:12:40By herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony
01:12:44Who doesn't get enough mail attention
01:12:45So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:47No
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh my god
01:13:15This is how the working class think all the time
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:24While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:30But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working
01:13:33You can't just fake the
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:40It's like real magic
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:44But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No
01:13:56Trixie, look
01:13:58I believe you
01:13:59You saved me
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:03You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens
01:14:05You are a goddess to me
01:14:08Who we'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired
01:14:55Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:00That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:04What I mean is
01:15:07You're the war hero
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up
01:15:15You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:17And now you're attacking
01:15:18One of the most important allies
01:15:20To the president?
01:15:21He is the general
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me
01:15:29As an important ally
01:15:30To the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:33Some washed up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP
01:15:36And the president
01:15:37On our side
01:15:38You'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:45This is treason
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong
01:15:47You are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:01My brother is a war hero
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Ms. Trixie, he would
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:10You speak another word
01:16:11And I will bring down your entire family
01:16:14Not just your brother
01:16:15Yeah
01:16:17It's okay
01:16:19Mr. Vice President
01:16:19I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:24If it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:27And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:09Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh
01:17:28Shoot
01:17:29Wait, that's the president
01:17:42No, hey, idiot
01:17:51Oh my gosh
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:54That was
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam
01:18:04For your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:12I have the presidential contract
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:24That is easy
01:18:26There's no need
01:18:28I'll save everyone
01:18:43It's raining gold
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:53She...
01:18:53She...
01:18:54She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:42My contract, you bitch
01:19:44And that's not all
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:59You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:07It makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I don't understand
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:12For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:17The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:20During childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:28And it's
01:21:32Her
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:31But after everything you've done
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you, Bo
01:22:36No, please, I swear
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:39It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:51She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:01I love you
01:23:15All her gold
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:18All that could have been mine
01:23:20This is all your fault
01:23:21This is all
01:23:22You seduce me
01:23:23Don't help me
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me
01:23:27You himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:40But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45Just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02I can't
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll send yourself out
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:14Just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:20With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other
01:24:43To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:51You may kiss the bride
01:24:52You may kiss the bride
01:24:53You may kiss the bride
01:24:54You may kiss the bride
01:24:55You may kiss the bride
01:24:56You may kiss the bride
01:24:56You may kiss the bride
01:24:56You may kiss the bride
01:24:56You may kiss the bride
01:24:57You may kiss the bride
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