00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:16You might be a little girl.
02:24You might be a little girl.
02:42Ha-ya! Ha-ya!
02:45Ha-ya!
02:50Not bad.
02:51Ha-ya!
02:53Ha-ya!
03:01Sudokan! Take him!
03:04Ha-ya!
03:04Ha-ya!
03:12Take a quick set up and...
03:14Sudokan!
03:16Wooo!
03:18Good boy!
03:21Wooo!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Sudok.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing, if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He is large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:16Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makos sprang out last.
06:30Daemon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:44Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard
06:52With his giant feigning.
06:54Host of Dornish spearmen.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield.
07:15Well, yeah.
07:16We'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I...
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no!
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no! Goose eggs, like...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:28Shut up.
08:34MUSIC PLAYS
08:39MUSIC PLAYS
08:40MUSIC CONTINUES
08:46MUSIC CONTINUES
08:56MUSIC CONTINUES
08:59MUSIC CONTINUES
09:14Oh
09:35I want some hard salt beef
09:41Oh, I make, I can't eat hard salt beef, I just eat lovely food and grapes and all of them
09:48I can't even drink a pint of ale
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting
09:53It's not disgusting
09:54Yes, it is disgusting
09:55It's not disgusting
09:56It's disgusting
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one
09:58Good
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while
10:12Ah, yeah
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course
10:17Of course
10:19I return a war hero
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter
10:27Second most
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not, sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows
10:42And lambs, perhaps
10:44Fuck your lambs
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it
11:00I'll say this for you
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it
11:05I think so
11:07Mm-hmm
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:16After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win
11:47If I win
11:49You can...
11:51A word, if you please
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hm?
12:04Oh, no, no
12:05I, er...
12:06Only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan
12:14I believe
12:15We are both
12:16Men of honour
12:17So, I hope you understand that
12:20What I ask
12:20Serves no private interest
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant
12:30They might not
12:31Hmm
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed
12:36Hard times lay ahead
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes
12:46I... I don't have any money
12:49I...
12:51Shocking
12:52That may be
12:54I mean not to rob you
12:56But to reward you
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andro?
13:16He... He's a deaf Lance
13:17Indeed, indeed
13:19But, we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth
13:23And on all Sir Andro against all odds
13:26The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full
13:37Now, now rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect
13:41I ask only what you already intend
13:44Drive your foot from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row
13:49No
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andro take the fall
14:01And you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home
14:11It's an elm
14:13It's an elm
14:15Elm
14:20I beg you think on it
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan
14:39Not that I am
14:42Bye
15:00Orderless炭
15:01Son of
15:02Meekhar Grandson
15:04of King Terren the Good And Prince
15:06of Hoth Targaryen
15:08Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:42Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:11Come out.
16:18Come out.
16:20Come out!
16:21Come out.
16:22Come out.
16:25Come out.
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
16:56Kill him!
17:11He's too low.
17:23Kill him!
17:28Kill him!
17:28Kill him!
17:30Kill him!
17:37Kill him!
17:40Kill him!
17:43Kill him!
17:45Kill him!
17:56Kill him!
17:58Kill him!
17:59Kill him!
18:00Kill him!
18:02Kill him!
18:03Kill him!
18:05Kill him!
18:22I want to leave
18:23Aye
18:31That was a terrible sight
18:34But a squire must be strong
18:36A mishap may befall me
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does
18:41That was no mishap
18:49The jousting is done for the day I think
18:53Come, lad
18:57Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of them
19:02Lost the digits
19:04Pretending flop now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08The copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers
19:12Less than motion
19:12Shut the lock your eyes
19:14Oh, Alice in Paris
19:16Oh, feeling down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I clapped the whole of me
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:54She gave me all she had to give
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to
20:27That means there was a cripple girl
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:30The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belonged to all things open
20:42Oh, Alice was a special lass
20:45Over at the time
20:47She lost the digits
20:48And the block
20:49And now she's only
20:51Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:57Uh, no, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for Brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg?
22:23This is, um, Raymond Fossilway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves?
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, uh, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:16I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:21You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonorable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:49No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:03Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:06Gods know how
24:07The only honorable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32What happened?
24:41Uh...
24:44Excuse me
25:02Yay!
25:33LAUGHTER
25:38There, Ian. He's all smiles and chivalry so long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegates.
25:48Misbegates? Which were those?
25:50He's there. Darren. And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead, but most like Daeron, he's probably just drunk again.
26:07Little Wondermaker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why. Daeron's a sort. Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless, we're going to ship him off to a citadel to make amaze instead of him.
26:22And the youngest.
26:23Yeah, so you could. You have to come. Arian's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:53Hold her! Hold her!
26:55Hold her!
26:56Hold it!
26:56Hold her!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this haul?
27:20Well, she's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:27The dragon will never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy! Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't. If they do, they'll answer to my father.
28:13Let go of him. Wait. Your call. Do as I say.
28:19You impudent little rat. What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother. I didn't want to look like you.
28:32I cut it off!
28:33I cut it off right now.
28:35I cut it off right now.
28:45I cut it off right now.
28:54I got to see.
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