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00:28The call from the song, we're at him.
00:37The call from the song, we're at him.
01:00The call from the song, we're at him.
01:07The call from the song, we're at him.
01:17The call from the song, we're at him.
01:35The call from the song, we're at him.
01:58The call from the song, we're at him.
02:23We're at him.
02:33The call from the song, we're at him.
03:01The call from the song, we're at him.
03:13It's a stupid fucking idea.
03:14Our friendship with Greta ended a long time ago, and for good reason.
03:17So let's just get the fuck out of this place.
03:19Hey.
03:21Is that the mechanic?
03:22Yeah.
03:23Last night.
03:24Outside the thing, the hotel.
03:28He told me he was actually all right.
03:30A cop.
03:30Can I look okay?
03:31No.
03:32Great.
03:33Hey.
03:33Hi.
03:34How are you feeling?
03:35You okay?
03:36I'm fine.
03:37Sure.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Good.
03:42We're fine too, by the way.
03:45Myself and Dara here.
03:46Fellow victims of the crash.
03:48Yet yous are very lucky, you know.
03:50I mean, you only have to take one look at the car.
03:52Oh.
03:53Sweet and gentle.
03:54Jesus, my car.
03:56I've barely had it a month.
03:58Jim's going to go absolutely mental.
04:00I can't listen to him.
04:01I cannot listen to him.
04:03Maybe he'll just stay here.
04:04Maybe he'll just live here.
04:05In the mountains.
04:06Alone.
04:07Forever.
04:08When you're back home, you're going to have to get something.
04:10Cosmetic work done.
04:11No shit.
04:12Give us a hand getting her down.
04:14No, I'm heading back to work, Uncle Hughie.
04:16Two minutes.
04:17I'm in the uniform.
04:19Take the uniform off.
04:20Yes, Liam.
04:22Take your uniform off.
04:23He's young enough to be your son.
04:25He's 26.
04:27He's 12 years.
04:28Oh, you've done the maths, have you?
04:29You hate maths.
04:30You're gauged, seriously.
04:31I know my gauged, Jesus.
04:32I was joking.
04:33Hardly going to forget the fact that I'm in gauged.
04:35Forget.
04:36What?
04:36My ring, honest to Christ, where to put it now?
04:44Everything alright?
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:45I lost my ring.
04:47Again.
04:48You're going to need to get one tattooed off.
04:52Hey, what is it?
04:55Nothing.
05:01Harry, yeah.
05:02Sasha, what time do you think you'll arrive?
05:03We're going to meet before the red carpet because it's an absolute cluster.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07Have you forgotten?
05:07No, I didn't forget.
05:09The thing is, I'm going to need a new flight because the other flight is, well, it's gone now and
05:14I wasn't on it.
05:15You missed your flight.
05:16Well, can someone in the office sort that?
05:18It's the BAFTAs.
05:19It's the fucking BAFTAs, Sasha.
05:22I was in a car crash, actually, Harry.
05:25A car crash?
05:26Jesus Christ.
05:27Jesus Christ, are you okay?
05:28What?
05:29Yeah.
05:30I...
05:31Can you hear me?
05:31I'm fine.
05:32Okay, let's just get you on a plane.
05:33Yeah, well, I have to go straight to the venue, so help you.
05:36Ideally.
05:37Are you sure you're alright?
05:37No, I'm...
05:38I'm fine.
05:39I'm still going to be able to write.
05:41You're still going to get your commission.
05:43Bye-bye, Harry.
05:46Nice.
05:49You're a writer?
05:50I am, yeah.
05:52What do you write?
05:54Um...
05:55I write a TV show.
05:56A cop show, actually.
05:58It's called, um, Murder Code.
06:01Is it not huge?
06:02Yeah, yeah, I suppose it is.
06:03I mean...
06:05I have no idea why.
06:09So you're interested in cops?
06:16Saoirse, your ring was in the glove compartment.
06:20Oh, thank God.
06:30God, I can't wait to get home.
06:32Sat Nav, it's totally fucked.
06:34Here, have the map on my phone.
06:36Say I was right.
06:37I think we're turned off here somewhere.
06:39Stick your arm through so I can see the map.
06:41What if it wasn't her body in the coffin?
06:42Do you know how to arrange your sign?
06:44Why can't I just come up front?
06:45The passenger window's all over the seat, Dara.
06:47And picking shards of glass out of your arse is not how you want to end this already.
06:51Quite mental weekend.
06:52If I saw what I think I saw...
06:54If being the significant word, you can't just dismiss it.
06:56Okay, that's it.
06:57Dara, open the door and fuck her out.
06:59I don't really want to fuck her out.
07:00I'm not mad.
07:01Look, I know going there was a big deal, considering...
07:04The thing we never talk about.
07:08Stop it, Dara.
07:09Stop what?
07:09Looking at her to check how you should react?
07:11Have you no fucking mind of your own?
07:13Sorry.
07:13You don't have to apologise.
07:14What are you apologising for?
07:15Sorry!
07:16I really think something weird is going on here.
07:20Okay, we all know Dara was a bit complicated.
07:24Just leave it alone.
07:25We've left it alone for 20 fucking years.
07:27And shit!
07:33Again?
07:34Are you fucking serious?
07:37Are you talking to God?
07:39If you are, you might want to raise the attitude.
07:54Right.
07:55Stay here.
07:57Jesus!
07:58Bloody car!
08:02I am so, so sorry.
08:05Are you okay?
08:06I'm usually a really careful driver.
08:09The condition of your car would suggest otherwise.
08:12Right.
08:13Is that a dairy accident I'm detecting?
08:15I'm, I'm from Belfast.
08:17I'm not really feeling the old six-county solidarity at the minute.
08:20Fair enough.
08:21Let's do the thing and get going then.
08:25Well, it's not actually that bad.
08:29I mean, wing mirror side.
08:36It's a nightmare.
08:38She never looks where she's going.
08:41Hi.
08:43Hi.
08:43Are you okay?
08:45Not really.
08:46I should probably kill you all, but I don't have room in my boots.
08:58Here.
08:59Put on your details.
09:00Scheme of yours now.
09:01I'll do the same.
09:01Right.
09:10Right.
09:11There you go.
09:12I'll be in touch.
09:13I look forward to it.
09:17Dairy people are always such weirdos.
09:21Bye.
09:43Good gear.
09:47What the hell are you looking at?
10:02Bye.
10:05Yeah.
10:15Fuck.
10:21Touchdown?
10:39Look, Saoirse, I know Greta Diane, the WIC, maybe brought up a lot of stuff.
10:48Yeah.
10:49But I really think we just...
10:55Right.
10:56I've had it with Oz.
10:58Let's get the fuck back to Kansas.
11:06Jesus Christ.
11:08I was in a car crash, Harry.
11:09What were you expecting?
11:10Oh, my God, baby.
11:11I'm fine.
11:13This whole thing is a bloody nightmare.
11:14You were in a car crash.
11:16Gina sent the wrong waistcoat over.
11:17Yeah, that's the same.
11:18Guys.
11:19It's horrific.
11:19Guys, we need her on the red carpet for the photographs.
11:23Right now?
11:23Right now.
11:24Ah, shit.
11:25You'll have to get changed here.
11:26You'll not get changed in the fucking street, Harry.
11:28Oh, grow up.
11:28Oh, over here, over here.
11:30Some fans left these for you at the venue.
11:32So sweet.
11:33Oh.
11:34Come here.
11:34Yep.
11:34Take it.
11:35I mean, they're usually just story-ling ideas which, nine times out of ten, are fucking psychotic.
11:39It's just such a weird fit.
11:41It feels sort of boxy.
11:43Is it boxy?
11:43I'm just going to talk you through the plan, if that's called Sishi.
11:46Sishi?
11:46Absolutely.
11:47Seriously?
11:47Seb, can we have a hand, please?
11:49For God's sake.
11:52Look at...
11:55Oh, fucking hell!
11:57Hold it nice and high.
11:58So, I've just been with Marnie, and we are very sensitive to the fact that there are
12:03some creative discussions going on, but from a channel perspective, we are super telling
12:10that you walk the red carpet together.
12:12How are you feeling about that?
12:14Not brilliant.
12:15Right.
12:16Um, we wouldn't push it if we didn't feel it was super important.
12:21Imp...
12:21Imports?
12:22Do you mean...
12:22Do you mean important?
12:23Does she mean important?
12:24I think she means important.
12:25She's a dick.
12:26Right.
12:27She's a dick.
12:27Isn't she safe?
12:28There was some definite dick-like behavior on set.
12:31Then again.
12:32No, then again.
12:32We will not be needing a then again, unless you'd like me to call off our engagement.
12:36She really regrets some of the things that she said.
12:38She told her that?
12:39I very much got that vibe.
12:41Um, isn't apology something that you'd be open to?
12:44She's not going to apologize.
12:46Come on.
12:47No.
12:51Sorry, you want me to apologize?
12:53Get the fuck!
12:54Sisha!
12:55I'm so sorry.
12:56She's Irish.
12:56What can you do?
12:57We're just thinking of the fans.
12:59Are you?
12:59Especially the women.
13:01Oh!
13:01Because they see you two out there.
13:03The showrunner and the star.
13:05This unstoppable, inspirational, feminist force.
13:10And they feel empowered by it, see she?
13:13Fans like the show because of the murders.
13:16They like to solve a mystery because it makes them feel in control.
13:19It makes them feel like good will prevail.
13:21It makes them feel like this fucked up, messy existence can somehow be figured out when the truth is.
13:27Of course, they're not in control.
13:28Of course, they're not in control, good won't prevail and life is fucking meaningless.
13:30So, you do whatever it is that you need to do because I am not apologizing to that narcissistic, ungrateful
13:40dickhead and I am not walking the red carpet with her.
13:45End of scene.
13:51Thank you, thank you.
13:53God, I'm just welcome.
13:54You think you're going to win tonight?
13:55Oh, Scott, look, we're just delighted to be nominated and in such great company.
14:01And also, it's a good excuse for a girly night out, isn't it, Sish?
14:04Oh, totally.
14:06It was definitely brought our dancing shoes.
14:09And you have a new nemesis this series, I believe.
14:12Yes, indeed, Rosemary de Cassis.
14:15So, how do you come up with such fabulous character names?
14:18It depends, really.
14:19Sometimes it's just about what things are right or, like, real, truthful.
14:24But with the villains, I can have a bit of crack, a bit of fun.
14:27So, what I do is...
14:34What I do...
14:36G-Harden.
14:37What's this?
14:38Did he was hanging?
14:40So sorry.
14:48My name is G-Harden.
14:51So now you know?
14:54You know who sent that email?
14:57You know, it wasn't me in that coffin.
15:01I don't know anything.
15:04Not for certain.
15:06If it wasn't you, who was it?
15:08Are you ever planning on telling Seb you don't want children?
15:10Jesus, where'd that go?
15:11I don't know.
15:12I'm a figment of your imagination, Sia.
15:13You're the one calling the shots here.
15:15We are talking about you being in a coffin or not being in a coffin.
15:18Can we please just stick to it?
15:20Jesus Christ, I can't breathe.
15:22Do you know what?
15:23I'm not doing this.
15:24Not now.
15:25Not here.
15:26I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them again, you're going to be gone, okay?
15:30Whatever you say.
15:37Why don't you do this, G-Harden?
15:44Guess it didn't work.
15:46Fools!
15:47You have to tell the others about your little epiphany.
15:49They won't listen.
15:50Make them listen.
15:51I'm not sure I can.
15:53Fine.
15:53Ignore it.
15:54Pretend it didn't happen.
15:55You're good at pretending things didn't happen, aren't you?
15:59Is this connected to...
16:03What we did.
16:09That's what you have to figure out.
16:20Stop this.
16:22Take yourself back there.
16:24No.
16:26Take yourself back there and look at it again.
16:33See it.
16:39I'm going to ask yourself this.
16:47What should we have done?
17:02Hey, there you are.
17:03You must meet Marcus Dalton Foster.
17:05He produces...
17:05Oh, my God.
17:06We were obsessed with it.
17:07I'm so sorry.
17:07I just need to steal him for a second.
17:09Okay?
17:10What's going on?
17:10I have to go.
17:11Can I have the room key?
17:12Because they took off my stuff.
17:13What do you mean you have to go?
17:15It's my friend.
17:15You know, the dead one.
17:16It's an emergency.
17:17What kind of emergency?
17:18Has she died again?
17:20It's the whole thing.
17:21I can't really get into it right now.
17:22Can I just have the key?
17:23Cecilia, babe.
17:24It's the BAFTAs.
17:27Do you think you might have a concussion?
17:29Oh, no.
17:29I'm fine.
17:30You sure?
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:31Oh, yeah.
17:31Okay, great.
17:33If we win, you're going to have to do the speech.
17:35Do not let Marnie do the speech.
17:39Wow.
17:40Thank you so much.
17:43What a huge honor.
17:45For he who conceals his transgressions will not prosper.
17:52But he who confesses and forsakes them will find compassion.
18:01Take this, all of you, and eat it.
18:04For this is my body, which will be given up for you.
18:08Body of Christ.
18:10Body of Christ.
18:16Body of Christ.
18:18Body of Christ.
18:23Jason Meadows.
18:24He's here.
18:30Stand by, please.
18:38I mean, like, what do you think happened?
18:40Do you think I woke up...
18:42Hey, son.
18:42Grace.
18:43Mars.
18:44If you make Patrick, I'll never be able to get responsible for my actions.
18:49Well, if anyone's going to make Patrick, I mean...
18:51Do you think I've decided...
18:52I know.
18:52I got a completely banjax in my brand new car.
18:55That'll be class correct.
18:56No, of course not.
18:57It's just, well, you know, like, it was bloody expensive, Robin.
19:00And I work hard, though.
19:03I don't work hard.
19:04No.
19:05No.
19:05That, that, that, that, that, that, that's not what I said.
19:07Well, maybe all this is easy.
19:10Maybe I'm overthinking this whole mothering thing, you know.
19:12Maybe I'll just fire the three of them outside and let nature take care of it.
19:16It'll be like Chicken Boy.
19:17Who's Chicken Boy?
19:19The elephant from Anna.
19:20Who was raised by chickens?
19:21Chicken Boy.
19:23What do we know?
19:24Look, who gives a shit about the car?
19:26I could have died, Jim.
19:27Well, obviously, I'm glad you're not dead.
19:30Oh, my God, really?
19:32It's sick.
19:34Oh, Jesus.
19:37Obviously, I'm glad you're not dead.
19:40Fuck.
19:42Fuck.
20:14Oh, Father, I'm so sorry.
20:17Please, don't worry about it.
20:19These things happen.
20:19I'm going to be left to the bingo, Dara.
20:21In a minute, Mammy.
20:22Father, I was wondering.
20:23Yes.
20:23Will you take my confession?
20:25Oh, for a first sight.
20:26Could we do it tomorrow?
20:28Well, I'd rather do it now.
20:29It's just that the confessional closes at nine.
20:31Well, can't you just open it?
20:33Normally, I would.
20:34But Rome's encouraging us all to examine our work-life balance.
20:38Work-life balance?
20:39You're a priest.
20:40And I'm heading to the bingo now myself, so...
20:42But listen, tomorrow I'll be all ears.
20:45Of course.
20:46Oh!
20:49Someone handed that in to the sacristy for you.
20:52And I'll see you at the bingo, Mrs. Freed.
20:54Bye, caller.
20:57Come on, Mammy, Dara.
21:08Come on, Mammy.
21:09Come on, Mammy.
21:10Come on, Mammy.
21:10Jesus Christ.
21:11I had a wrong desire he was coming, but, you know, I didn't.
21:15How come you're here and there?
21:18I'm not there.
21:19I'm just here.
21:20What?
21:21We just saw you on the red carpet.
21:23It's edited.
21:24What do you mean edited?
21:26Do you want me to explain what edited means?
21:28Why?
21:29Look, there's a delay.
21:30It might even be...
21:31Oh, my God, we won.
21:33What?
21:34How the hell could you know that?
21:36Give me a strike.
21:37What are you doing home now?
21:38Listen, do you remember my notebooks, like, from school?
21:41All my old stories and scripts and ideas and things.
21:44You're not on that cocaine stuff, are you, Saoirse?
21:47I kept them in that wooden box of my room.
21:50They're all at that cocaine stuff now.
21:53We turned your room into a gym.
21:54Well, you put a cross-trainer in there, which you now use as a close word.
21:57Well, we don't always get the weather to dry things on the line, Saoirse.
22:01Where's the box?
22:01I fired that stuff up into the attic.
22:03Okay, quick.
22:06You need to clear that alley.
22:07Oh, will you stop, Ily?
22:09All right, I'm just one of these days.
22:11Give over, woman.
22:11One, one, two, three.
23:07I don't believe it.
23:09Maybe it's just a shower.
23:13Maybe it'll stop soon.
23:20Time for plan B, then?
23:22What's plan B?
23:26We bury him?
23:27Time for plan B.
23:28Oh!
23:43Oh, my Lord.
23:44Oh!
23:48I don't know.
24:19I don't know.
24:45Stop it, stop it, stop it!
24:46What are you doing here?
24:48I don't really know.
24:51I got this weird ladder
24:52and I just find myself
24:55walking and walking.
24:58What are you doing here?
25:05It's not...
25:12And when you called, I realised
25:14I had one too.
25:15It was amongst some fan mail.
25:23Says the same thing.
25:25Please find me.
25:27What the fuck is going on?
25:29It's Greta.
25:30I'm sure of it.
25:30Jesus Christ, Saoirse.
25:32It's Greta.
25:33She sent us these
25:33and she sent us that email too.
25:35What?
25:35So, earlier,
25:37I'm on the red carpet.
25:38God, the Oscars.
25:39Is that the night?
25:39Fuck it.
25:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:41We won an Oscar.
25:42Plus.
25:43Well done.
25:44Thanks.
25:44Anyway,
25:45so I was talking about the show
25:46and I realised
25:47that I sometimes...
25:48Well, I do this thing
25:50just to amuse myself.
25:52Really, I bury a clue
25:53in a character name.
25:54Which character?
25:55The body, usually.
25:56What's the clue?
25:56Well, that would be a spoiler.
25:57Don't watch it.
25:59Then it would be meaningless
26:00like this isn't the point.
26:01So what is the fucking point?
26:02Well, I started thinking
26:02where did I get that idea
26:04and then I remembered
26:05we'd do this thing in school.
26:07So look at this list of names.
26:09This first one,
26:10Rosie Conbay,
26:11that's you,
26:12Robin O'Casey
26:12and then the next one,
26:13Rhea Dorffel,
26:14that's you,
26:15that's Dara Freel.
26:16We'd do this.
26:17Remember?
26:18We'd like anagram or names.
26:20We were bored, I guess.
26:22Not like the kids today.
26:23No Twitter.
26:24Kids don't use Twitter.
26:25Whatever.
26:25It's not even called Twitter.
26:26Grant, this one here,
26:27this is me,
26:28Saisha Shaw,
26:28but look at the last one.
26:38Greta Heaney!
26:39Greta sent that email, girls.
26:42She wanted us to go to that wake
26:43to see that something was wrong.
26:45I think...
26:47she needs our help.
26:49I'm not sure I can help Greta again.
26:54The thing is,
26:54Greta didn't do you anything wrong.
26:57None of us did.
27:01We've become so afraid
27:02we've lost sight of the truth.
27:05Jason Meadows...
27:06Stop with Saoirse, please.
27:07No, I will say this.
27:08I will say his name.
27:10I will say these words.
27:12Jason Meadows deserved
27:13what happened to him.
27:18Do you know what I realized tonight?
27:20There was nothing we could have done differently.
27:23There was no other way.
27:37What happened that night,
27:39it binds all of us together.
27:43Forever.
27:47Jesus.
27:51Greta needs us.
27:59She's obviously scared.
28:05She could be in real danger.
28:10What can we do?
28:11Like,
28:12we're not the fucking
28:12A-team, Saoirse.
28:14Yeah, where would we even start?
28:16We'd start with the body.
28:19If that body
28:21isn't Greta's,
28:22it proves something really
28:23fucked up is going on here.
28:24It's the one piece of evidence
28:26we have.
28:27I'm not sure we should get involved.
28:29We're already involved.
28:33She's made sure that
28:34she wants us
28:36to shine a light on this.
28:37Come on, girls.
28:38We put a bad guy in the ground
28:40once.
28:40What's become of us?
28:42We grew up.
28:44We grew afraid.
28:51Okay, say...
28:53Say we do this, right?
28:55Say we prove
28:56that the body isn't Greta.
28:57That is it.
28:59That's our bit done.
29:00It has to be.
29:01Okay.
29:02That is it.
29:02Over.
29:03Sure.
29:04You promise?
29:04I promise.
29:13Fuck it.
29:20We do a different theme
29:21every month.
29:22The young ones come from
29:23Letterkenny
29:24and Dunningall Town
29:25by the busload.
29:26It's mad crack altogether.
29:28How thrilling.
29:28Now, you've just missed
29:29one, unfortunately.
29:30Oh, say it isn't so.
29:32But don't you worry.
29:33We'll keep you entertained.
29:34We have a country
29:35and western night
29:36this evening.
29:37Hmm.
29:38Standard room, okay?
29:39Yes.
29:41Just yourself, is it?
29:42Why is that relevant?
29:45Why is that relevant?
29:47Now, it's not so much
29:48an official night
29:49as a kind of memorial.
29:51A memorial?
29:52Fell over in Bally Bunyan.
29:53A Kenny Rogers impersonator,
29:55I believe he was.
29:56Didn't he only go
29:57and get himself killed
29:58on one of them,
29:59whatchamacallit,
29:59one of them
29:59bucking broncos?
30:01Thrown to his death,
30:02John Boots,
30:03good and boogie.
30:04So I'm proud of his
30:06for having a bit of a do
30:08in his honour.
30:09It'll be Gans.
30:10Well, at least poor Kenny
30:11didn't die in vain.
30:12Every cloud, as they say.
30:14You're only back
30:15from Donegal.
30:16Yeah, but we have
30:16business to attend to.
30:18What sort of business?
30:19I can't tell you,
30:20but you trust me, don't you?
30:21Not really, no.
30:22And it's Jack's party
30:22tomorrow, love.
30:23I'll be back in time
30:24for the party.
30:24I'm hardly going to miss
30:25the son's birthday party.
30:27We have so much to do,
30:28there's nothing in.
30:29Why is that her problem?
30:30For God's sake, Saoirse,
30:31will you stick out of this?
30:32I'm not going to ask you again.
30:33Don't you stick to her like that.
30:35We can grab the party stuff
30:36on right, Jim.
30:36There's no trouble.
30:38You can handle it.
30:42And when I do come back,
30:44you're going to be really glad
30:45I didn't die in that car crash.
30:47It's Cougars.
30:48Watch her come in here
30:50looking like that
30:51in your high-heeled boots
30:52and your painted own jeans
30:53all decked down
30:55like a cowgirl thing
30:56Watch her come in here
30:58looking like that
31:01Here comes my baby
31:05dragging my heart behind
31:07He's driving me crazy
31:12How do we prove the body
31:14isn't Greta, though?
31:15We need a plan.
31:17Why don't we have a plan?
31:18Well, I called
31:19Noctara Baroqueal House
31:21The funeral's first thing.
31:23So her coffin won't have
31:23left home yet.
31:25Well, you can't go back there.
31:28I remember when I was a lad
31:30I went to hard
31:32and we were back
31:33There's a silver light
31:35in three high
31:35and every cloud
31:37And just four people
31:39that's all we were
31:40Trying to make a living
31:42We meet again, Inspector O'Neil
31:46Here
31:47Everything okay with your food?
31:50Everything as much as it was
31:51when you last asked
31:52Not five minutes ago
31:54The manager makes us say
31:55I don't actually care
31:58Too many Dolly Partons
32:00if you ask me
32:02Dolly Parton
32:03is one of the greatest artists
32:04ever to have graced this planet
32:06A musical icon
32:09Storyteller
32:10A philanthropist
32:11I didn't mean
32:14I like Dolly Parton
32:22Such an interesting case
32:25Where is she now?
32:27It's better if you don't know
32:29You brought what I asked for
32:31Uh-huh
32:33And?
32:42Very good
32:45It's better work, Booker
32:47Oh, I don't think
32:48I appreciate your tone
32:50I'm sorry
32:52Address me like that again
32:53and you will be
32:54It's just
32:55I'm very
32:56you
32:57Not for me
32:59I'm a professional
33:02Remember?
33:03I'll let
33:05We break in
33:06Steal the body
33:06Drive it somewhere
33:07and then dump it
33:07with like an anonymous note
33:09Drive it where
33:09I don't know
33:10Somewhere with a lab
33:12Somewhere they could do tests
33:13Like a hospital
33:14or university
33:15Oh, dentist
33:16Yeah, that sounds
33:17like an awful lot of hassle
33:18Dara, what is all this shit?
33:20I grabbed some
33:21Pass the parcel prices
33:22I usually just see cash
33:24What?
33:24A few fivers
33:25A few tenners
33:26A couple of twenties
33:26Sorry, you wrap up cash
33:28for Pass the parcel
33:28Kids love it
33:29Dara?
33:33Oh, Chris
33:34Look, just
33:34Just try to act normal
33:37I thought it was you
33:39Niamh
33:40God
33:42You remember
33:43Robin and Circe
33:44Of course
33:45Yeah
33:48How have you been?
33:50Yeah
33:50Good
33:51Yeah
33:51You
33:52You're in London now
33:54Oh, really?
33:55Me too
33:55You don't live in London
33:56It was not there today
33:58And now you're back here
33:59Not now, girls
34:01Is your mum
34:02Keeping well?
34:03Yeah, she's good
34:04Yeah, she's got
34:05She's got
34:06Water aerobics
34:07Tomorrow
34:08So
34:08Right
34:12Congratulations
34:13On the whole
34:14On the wedding
34:15On the Mars thing
34:16Thanks
34:17Is she here?
34:18The wife
34:19The old
34:20Ball and shame
34:22No
34:22It's just a flying visit
34:24Really
34:25Someone had to stay home
34:27And mind the baby
34:29The baby
34:31Hmm
34:33Oh, there's the baby
34:35That's
34:36Well done
34:37Uh, Dara
34:38Dara's just got a big
34:40Promotion at work
34:41Really?
34:42That's amazing
34:43Yeah, and she's
34:44She's got her eye
34:45On a little place in France
34:47My God
34:49What an absolute dream
34:50It certainly is that
34:51And she's having lots of sex
34:53Okay, well
34:55It was great to see
34:59You too, Dara
35:01Take care of yourself
35:06Christ, she's always so far off her own home
35:09Could we not?
35:10Because I want you around
35:12You can make me hope again
35:19Looking back on where we first lived
35:22I cannot escape and I cannot forget
35:27Baby, oh
35:29Okay
35:31Let's think
35:32What if we send a message?
35:36What?
35:37The body
35:38What if we call someone
35:39A newspaper
35:40Tell them it's not Greta
35:44Too easily dismissed
35:46No
35:48We need something
35:49That's gonna bring it
35:50Right, right
35:51Into the open
35:54I have an idea
35:59Okay, you ready?
36:00Are we absolutely sure
36:01About the mask thing?
36:02The mask thing is brilliant
36:03The mask thing is the best event
36:05Can I at least be Ariel?
36:06No
36:07You're Belle
36:08Yeah, Belle
36:09Belle's a dick
36:10But she slags off her entire town
36:12Like she's the only person
36:13Who's ever read a book
36:14Who are you again?
36:15Eeyore
36:16So lucky Eeyore's class
36:17I know
36:18Okay, so we go in there
36:20We do the thing
36:20And then we like it
36:21We're back in the car
36:21Before they know what's hit them
36:22I have to say
36:23It doesn't feel foolproof
36:24Well, it was Dara's idea
36:25And she's the one
36:26Who's just found out
36:27The love of her life
36:27Has had a baby with someone else
36:29So
36:30Fair enough
36:39Do not be alarmed
36:40We come in peace
36:41We mean you no harm
36:58Oh, shit
37:07Look, are you going to charge us
37:08For something or what?
37:09We don't know yet
37:10You see
37:11We're not quite sure
37:12At this present juncture
37:13If what you did
37:14Was actually a
37:16Bonifide crime
37:17Or just something like
37:19Really fucking weird
37:21Exactly
37:21Also
37:22And furthermore
37:23We need to wait
37:24For another one of our colleagues
37:25To be
37:26In situ
37:27As it were
37:28Should I call him?
37:30Sir, he's at the funeral
37:31The boss's wife
37:32They moved out to Donegal Town
37:34His phone will be off
37:35Whose funeral?
37:36Greta's funeral?
37:37They moved it
37:38Call the crematorium
37:39The crematorium?
37:41He cremated the body
37:43He knew what I saw
37:44He knew he had to get rid of the body
37:50Outside the wedding
37:51As it were
37:52He's gettin'
38:00All right
38:01Bye
38:01Bye
38:01Bye
38:03Bye
38:30I thought someone from the station should come
38:32and pay their respects.
38:34You're very thoughtful.
38:36It was supposed to be a private service and family only.
38:40You understand?
38:43If I had known, I'd never have...
38:44I'm glad you did.
38:53It was for Maria.
38:55She was funding everything so...
39:00overwhelming.
39:02Of course.
39:04Of course, I get it.
39:16So sorry.
39:18Please.
39:27We weren't really sure what to do.
39:28I'm not surprised, lads.
39:30We thought it was Greta's funeral.
39:32How does that make it better, exactly?
39:34But let's get some statements.
39:35You, come with me.
39:42Should I call my solicitor?
39:43It's not funny.
39:45Those people were probably really scared.
39:47They probably thought it was some sort of terrorist attack.
39:49Oh, because we're from Belfast, I suppose.
39:52Jesus, like the Good Friday Agreement never happened.
39:54Because you burst in on a funeral service wearing clown masks.
39:57There weren't clown masks.
39:58There were Disney princess masks.
40:01Well, two of them were.
40:01The other one was from the Winnie the Pooh line.
40:04Is Winnie the Pooh Disney?
40:04I don't know.
40:06Probably.
40:06Most things are Disney.
40:07Was this like a pact or something?
40:09What?
40:09You said you were all friends in school.
40:11Was this like a stupid prank you agreed to do if one of you died?
40:14Not really.
40:15Now, what's going on?
40:18If I tell you, you'll think I'm mad.
40:20That ship sailed, Saoirse.
40:22We're quite different in this environment.
40:24Take it all quite seriously, don't you?
40:27This is my job.
40:28I don't take my job seriously.
40:29You don't have a serious job.
40:32Can I ask you something?
40:34What?
40:34What happened to Greta when she died?
40:36Where did she go?
40:38In a spiritual sense.
40:40In a physical sense.
40:42Where did her body go?
40:44First on the scene where they brought her here once they realised there was nothing else they could do.
40:47To the station?
40:48To the morgue, yeah.
40:49Why?
40:49Were you working that night?
40:52Paul was on that night.
40:54One of the guards you just met.
40:55Did Paul know Greta?
40:57I don't think so, no.
40:59Why?
40:59Was anyone who knew Greta working that night?
41:01I'm not sure.
41:02Saoirse.
41:04What's all this really about?
41:11You can tell me.
41:24You...
41:26We're right.
41:26What?
41:27What you said about the pact, about the prank, that was it.
41:29That was right.
41:30So just like fine us or whatever.
41:32Saoirse.
41:35Can I go now?
41:40Or she can.
41:58All right, Greta.
41:59I just need a quick look at the lock there.
42:00Don't step on me floor.
42:02All right.
42:06I have to do this next.
42:08There's nobody in there.
42:09Sure there's not?
42:11No.
42:11All clear.
42:15My sister-in-law, she cleans for the medical institute in Limerick.
42:19She opened one of these things once and wasn't the fellow inside, only still alive.
42:22Is that right?
42:25Here, let me give you a hand.
42:30I think there's something jamming it.
42:46All great as social media's gone.
42:48I noticed that.
42:49There's no trace of her at all.
42:51It's starting to feel like...
42:53Like we imagined her or something.
42:56We didn't.
42:57What the hell is going on?
42:59I have no idea.
43:02But I haven't yet your old's birthday party to organize, so...
43:07Excuse me.
43:08Can we get the boat, please?
43:08I have no idea.
43:38Please.
43:38I feel it when you're with me
43:41It happens when you kiss me
43:44That rare and gentle feeling
43:47That I feel sad
43:50Hey, the night Greta O'Neill died
43:53That was supposed to be my shift, wasn't it?
43:56Before they were swapped around
43:58Yeah, what happened?
44:00The boss said you had done three nights the previous week
44:02So was Owen's idea
44:23Everyone's talking about what you did
44:25Right
44:26Everyone thinks it was fucking mental
44:28Okay, thank you for your feedback
44:31Can we just get the bill?
44:33Someone's already settled it
44:34What?
44:36Hmm?
44:38Oh, they were here a second ago
44:40Oh, wait
44:42So
44:43Oh, em
44:44Over there
44:46I'll see you later
44:46I'll see you later
45:00I'll see you later
45:18Love is like a butterfly
45:21A rare and gentle feeling
45:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:36oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:36oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:36oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:36oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
45:40oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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