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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
04:00What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
04:57What the hell?
04:59What the hell?
05:04Chance.
05:05Listen, Chance.
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance!
05:19Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Chance!
05:27Hello?
05:27Hello?
05:29Chance!
05:30Chance!
05:31Chance!
05:31Come here!
05:31Come here!
05:32Chance!
05:32Come here!
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Ma'am!
05:35Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40Come here!
05:40I promise something I'm breaking in!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:45Oh!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:04No.
06:11Dimar, uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah, yeah. It's just kind of been a weird day. That's all. Sorry.
06:19No, no, it's fine. Listen, we are totally packed tonight, pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know,
06:23don't let anyone else in until it clears out a bit.
06:26I gotcha.
06:26Bees of fuzz, kids of little dandelion fuzz, and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A train's in my hand, my snow's against a burning fan, probably getting gorgeous, and it's summer.
06:43We're melting! Melting bitches!
06:57What the hell was that?
07:04Hey, stop!
07:09I can't get it open!
07:10Keep trying.
07:11I'm gonna call the fire department.
07:13Get that door open!
07:14Okay.
07:16Hold on!
07:41The door was jammed. Quick, go through me!
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me!
07:47I don't believe it. What is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him. Pass.
07:52He's saying he wants us to go through him.
08:00How does, how do I do this? Do I just enter you or...
08:03I really don't know, really. Uh, hold on, just give me a second.
08:07Now, now!
08:08Okay.
08:10All right.
08:12Why do I do this? Oh, God. Oh, look. Oh, look at that. There's the other side. Shit.
08:18It works!
08:20Everyone, follow me!
08:21Exit through Damar!
08:32Hurry, this is an easy!
08:39Hey, Jesus!
08:40Sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you. I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:44I don't swear it. I'm sure anybody would have done that.
08:47Are you being serious right now? You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:51You just saved my life. I gotta pay you back.
08:55I don't need anything. Good.
08:57Having a new job.
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way, no offense, that you can go be a doorman anymore.
09:05Come work for me. I'll put you on the payroll.
09:08Look, Mr. J. Gadd, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good ball.
09:12Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gadd is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Damar Davis, former Wilcox employee, who's affectionately been dubbed doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss through
09:36solid walls.
09:37Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at a popular nightclub.
09:41Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gadd.
09:46Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project, an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:51You might say this former LeFou is cast on a roll.
10:06Dying for some sugar.
10:07They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
10:09But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
10:12You know what I'm saying?
10:14Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:16Oh, I heard of that.
10:18Damar, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19The doormat.
10:20Live and direct.
10:22Ding dong.
10:24You're a funny guy.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You ever think about acting?
10:29Nah.
10:30Not my thing, Frank.
10:33Besides, who can get J. Gadd his snack plate?
10:35True.
10:36Keep it.
10:37You never know.
10:38It's just, you know, the heist is fluid flat.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43I agree.
10:43I think we need something more original.
10:45Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:47I always liked that version.
10:48Snatched you some crap Rangoon's before they got housed.
10:52Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:56The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:58The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
11:06Um, I may have something.
11:08Look, man, I want to help out.
11:11I can't act.
11:12Who cares?
11:13I can't act.
11:14It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:16We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:18This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:20You know, it's easy if you bring somebody else in.
11:22Keep the idea.
11:23Brilliant idea.
11:24Bring in a real actor.
11:26Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:28Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:31People know who you are.
11:33They would go crazy.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm more comfortable behind the scenes than we are.
11:38There is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:42You have something that other people just don't.
11:45It's a charisma, a charm.
11:48On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:52It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:56You do realize that, right?
12:02All right.
12:03Yeah.
12:04All right.
12:06It's gonna be great.
12:12Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:14We've been training 10 years for this.
12:16And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:26Oh, no shit!
12:28We're trapped!
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm.
12:32What difference does it make?
12:33We're all gonna die!
12:34Hey!
12:35Keep it together, you two.
12:36Why, Jake?
12:37It's time to panic.
12:37I wouldn't be so sure about that.
12:43Ding-dong, mother...
12:45Doorman!
12:47Doorman!
12:49Doorman!
12:50Doorman!
12:51Doorman!
12:52Doorman!
12:53Doorman!
12:54Doorman!
12:55What did I tell you, huh?
12:57I love you!
12:59And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family, when special guest DeMar Doorman-Davis comes a-knockin'.
13:08There's the door, man!
13:15Where is that thing?
13:17I'm so embarrassed.
13:19Hold on, I got this.
13:27Ding-dong, baby!
13:29Ding to the dong!
13:30The people are real, the rulings are real, and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it
13:36is.
13:36Ding-dong!
13:37I said ding-dong!
13:38You ding-dongs!
14:02Ding-dongs!
14:05Ding-dongs!
14:06Ding-dongs!
14:09Action!
14:09Action!
14:09Dance!
14:11Dance!
14:11Dance!
14:12Dance!
14:13Dance!
14:13You'll be dancing on the top in Hollywood!
14:20Alright!
14:21Hollywood!
14:24Wooo!
14:25Hollywood!
14:26Hollywood!
14:28Yeah!
14:30Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:33Oh, Bridget Wessoku!
14:35Yeah!
14:36Oh, what's going on?
14:39Wow!
14:41Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A., and an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding dong.
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:53Aw.
14:54Yes.
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
14:59So, uh, you happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04Hey, just got off the phone with my agent.
15:06He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:28Mark that one.
15:31Please tell me when it's 15 minutes.
15:34Or, uh, get real tired of this ding-dong business.
15:40Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or I could go to town with this round.
16:05The door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no.
16:17It ain't that.
16:17It's just...
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love when you can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Go ahead.
16:25Cool.
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:31Hey!
16:35Hey!
16:37Hey!
16:38What's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis,
16:42a.k.a. Doorman,
16:43and welcome to Ding Dong Tonight!
16:50I'm a little thirsty.
16:51A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56Oh.
16:57Oh.
16:58Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02Ding dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:06Oh.
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:09My mixtape.
17:09This is my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14I call this the go long, ding dong.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Look at this.
17:27Oh.
17:28What's up, DeMar?
17:30Hey.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:34Earl, come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression?
17:39Ding dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:42I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that treatment.
17:55Oh.
18:10Alas, poor Uric.
18:13I knew him, Horatio.
18:15A fellow of infinite...
18:19ding dong.
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll
18:32have your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the campaign
18:58will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow
19:17but they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy
19:23he is charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight this
19:30i mean we got a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency
19:35things are getting pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow
19:41you got to be more careful with your money you know how this business works
19:45you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more this is
20:18a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the
20:24outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and plop it
20:30in
20:30the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:38well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself
20:43in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several
20:49lawsuits over his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam
20:55burns ouch hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to
21:02the hundreds of you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm
21:07in full support of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product
21:16incorporated i think at this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on
21:22where all this is going for me and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep
21:30knocking
21:57here's my best friend miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too
22:02really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course
22:09a man beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:38thank you
22:41thank you
22:49Everybody use that again.
22:52I'm coming.
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead.
22:59Oh, shit.
23:03Cass grabbed two apart.
23:04He's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall.
23:08Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
23:10The stunts?
23:10Of course.
23:10Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop.
23:15Mark, you good, buddy?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:17Okay.
23:19GTG.
23:20See you, Mark.
23:21See you, Mark.
23:23And action!
23:31We can only get one shot at this if you stop them.
23:33You ready?
23:34Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:00Holy...
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis, and the Department of Damage Control
24:50is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific
24:56incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis, Hollywood
25:15is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture
25:30or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:42It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee, and I've worked hard to make the folks back
26:08home real proud of me.
26:10Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go, but I never really made it until the
26:17Johnny Carson show.
26:22Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid, a million-dollar dream beneath this
26:29$13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow, I became an overnight success.
26:38From the Johnny Carson show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills.
26:46From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill.
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose.
26:56But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show.
27:01Now there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:05The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it.
27:12And I just thought you should know that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson
27:18show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur.
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no tellin' where.
27:29From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast.
27:33But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes, and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56Here's the buzz.
27:58Kids will blow dandelion fuzz.
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I trick in my hand.
28:07My snow up against the burning sand.
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away, a winter storm.
28:19And find out what happens in solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see what my body's all fake of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:33Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer.
28:39Here we go.
28:55The hot, the cold, are both so intense.
28:58Put them together, it just makes sense.
29:04Winters are good times to stay in the cuddle.
29:06But it's cooking in summer, and I'll be a...
29:08Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy snowman.
29:12Happy, happy, happy, happy snowman.
29:16Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy snowman.
29:20Up, up, up
29:23Up, up, up
29:27Nelma
29:30Up, up
29:31Up, up
29:32Wink is a good time to say the cuddle
29:36Wink is a good time to cuddle
29:38Tuddle, cuddle, cuddle
29:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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