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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19i need to go in there
02:19i need to go in there
02:21oh
02:21oh
02:21oh
02:21oh
02:23oh
02:24oh
02:39oh
02:40oh
02:40oh
02:40oh
02:43oh
02:48oh
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom
03:07stop worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:12well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense agency we have access to
03:27medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35that's one of our threat response teams we're not in the mood for the tour donald sorry debbie
03:42my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father
03:47to keep the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10philtrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil stedman director the gda
04:28deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've got a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last night
04:34oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them back
04:39but nolan
04:40was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why your dad
04:46was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured him there tried to wipe
04:51them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain alive who doesn't
04:58want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush for now but news
05:02will break i wanted you and mark to know first cold towels and ice water and have a cot brought
05:10in here for me deborah we've got the best patch nolan up for 20 years cecil i am not leaving
05:20yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy weaponry multiple
05:31casual casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:34sorry man
05:55Holy shit.
06:10Get it to the park.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop.
06:24Get away from those p***s.
06:37Oh shit.
06:43Get it together.
06:46Help me.
06:48No!
06:54It's okay.
06:54It's okay.
06:55I'm here.
06:56Are you hurt?
06:58Godox, move!
07:09Oh shit!
07:10Oh my god!
07:39I don't know who you are.
07:41But it's time to go.
07:44Jotila, you're right.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah.
08:08I got eyes too, robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:25Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You!
08:34Get her to a hospital.
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:38What?
08:39Just go!
08:44Admirable intentions, but I am not positive we can't handle this.
08:54Ah!
09:07Guys, I'm down to pocket change here.
09:10Ah!
09:11They're killing me faster than I can keep up.
09:14We gave people time to escape.
09:17That's what matters.
09:18Ah, no!
09:19Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:28So good, Moody.
09:36No!
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh, yeah!
09:45No!
09:49Oh!
09:50No!
09:50Oh!
09:52Oh!
09:53Oh!
09:55Oh!
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:58Oh!
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say
10:08I never wanted to happen ever again!
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help! Anyone! I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor!
10:28Come on! Give her to us!
10:30Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:32Prep operating room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay.
10:57It's okay.
11:12Hey!
11:14Hey!
11:15Watch it, dick!
11:17Hey, Mark!
11:19Mark!
11:21Mark!
11:23Whoa!
11:25Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:29What?
11:31You're kidding!
11:33Oh, God, you're not kidding.
11:35Is he okay? What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's, it's messed up, but, you know, he's really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark, I'm so sorry.
11:48Did, did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you.
11:56Whatever you need.
11:57You want to talk?
11:58I'll listen.
11:59You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one.
12:02Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What?
12:06Uh, um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha!
12:11You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius.
12:14Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey.
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Um, thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Y-yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday?
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh, that was you!
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me.
12:43I'm, um, invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve.
12:56But the rest of the team just calls me Eve.
12:58So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah.
13:05Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:12I heard he just let Todd hit him.
13:13Like, 20 times.
13:14He didn't flinch or anything.
13:17Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh.
13:21Of course, Amber.
13:23You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does.
13:31It's a psychology thing.
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm.
13:38I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us.
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:47Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force.
13:50Those guys are the worst.
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year.
13:54Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers.
14:02That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay.
14:06Explains a lot.
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there.
14:11People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time.
14:17I used to throw up before every fight.
14:19Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant.
14:25You'll get used to it.
14:27The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected.
14:36I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50Now I'm kidding.
14:52You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know.
15:03I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:06Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, Robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil.
15:21It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might be considered condescending.
15:26What a victory?
15:28No.
15:29Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:32338.
15:34338.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:40They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up.
16:29We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shitshow to another.
16:37Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems forensics.
16:45Frankly, it's stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director.
17:00Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:11Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell?
17:21Damien Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered.
17:32Strongest man on the planet, almost dead.
17:35No suspects.
17:36No leads.
17:37How does he...
17:38I don't know.
17:39Demon magic or something.
17:40If you're asking if we need your help...
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine.
17:47Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54Are you sure?
17:55You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:59The-theoretically.
18:03Hey.
18:04I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:07Oh, hey, Amber.
18:08Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice.
18:19He'll never see it coming.
18:20Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:22Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:31Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:54Eve?
18:56Eve!
18:59Oh, shit!
19:01Oh, shit!
19:07Okay, let's try this again.
19:15Follow me.
19:32Now I know.
19:41Cool.
19:44Big.
19:49Oh, hey, it's the Iceman.
19:53Rex.
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh, except we did.
19:58They got old and ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And bored of this.
20:12I'm duplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:16Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:35It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:57Oh, right.
20:58You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:10I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:42Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:45Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:33Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38Uh, we're just friends.
22:41Will you stop saying that?
22:43It's like you're trying to jinx any chance you have of dating Eve.
22:46A day ago you said I had no chance.
22:48That was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday.
22:53Everyone saw that?
22:55It doesn't matter.
22:56She already has a boyfriend.
22:57So?
22:58You can be more awesome than him and take his place.
23:01That's how dating works.
23:03Why are you so intimidated by her?
23:06Other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic.
23:09Thanks for that, William.
23:11I gotta go.
23:12Go?
23:13Go where?
23:14You know what?
23:15I don't care.
23:17It's probably somewhere you'll be alone forever.
23:20Is Mark dating Eve Wilkins?
23:22I wish.
23:23I mean, no.
23:25Definitely not.
23:26She's got a boyfriend.
23:28He is super available.
23:29You want his number?
23:30I'll write it down for you.
23:37Uh...
23:37Where are you guys coming from?
23:39Um, we go to the same high school, Rex.
23:41Oh, you do?
23:43Do you?
23:43Um, yeah.
23:45We do.
23:45Must be nice.
23:47You know who never got to go to high school?
23:49Me.
23:50We know.
23:51It shows.
23:51I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand.
23:55Guess who's back?
24:09We're not getting old, Robot.
24:12Why aren't they getting old?
24:14They seem to have discovered a way to resist our time stream.
24:17In three days?
24:18Three days for us, decades for them.
24:21Who cares?
24:22I bet their bones don't work.
24:24So do ours.
24:25Ready for this?
24:28Yeah.
24:29I think so.
24:32Hurry up, Rex!
24:42Hurry up, Rex!
24:57Hey! Don't do that!
25:05Zoe, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:44Ah! Ah!
25:56Soap!
26:14Ah!
26:16We have rocks!
26:18They seem...
26:19to have spent their time wisely.
26:22Ah!
26:23Even!
26:25Ah!
26:30No, no!
26:31Don't, don't!
26:32Soap!
26:33I sent you!
26:36Ah!
26:37Ah!
26:38That's my hand!
26:49Invincible!
26:51Eve!
26:56You okay?
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What?
27:21All of them?
27:23Ah!
27:25Ah!
27:27Ah!
27:30Ah!
27:31Ah!
27:33Ah!
27:34Ah!
27:35Ah!
27:36Ah!
27:37Ah!
27:38Ah!
27:41Ah!
27:43Ah!
27:4649.000 kHz
27:49Uh!
27:52Ah!
27:52Ah!
27:53Ah!
27:55Ah!
27:57No!
27:58No!
28:01No!
28:04No!
28:11No!
28:13No!
28:15No!
28:15No!
28:15No!
28:15All right back at ya, buddy.
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible.
28:21I take back everything I said about you before.
28:23And I said a lot.
28:25I don't know what happened.
28:26I got mad I guess don't get me wrong that was amazing but also the scariest thing
28:31I've ever seen just don't ever point that at me okay listen to racks you did
28:36great that's what I said Eve can I get a massage anybody a little rub everything
28:46okay I got to go oh no that's fine we'll handle the cleanup asshole
29:00mark hey son dad ow ribs careful you're going to put him in a coma again okay no
29:09he's not but he is okay enough to come home mom says you've been keeping the
29:15planet safe for me mom's exaggerating tell me everything
29:32what hospital did they move Maya to no they they said she'd recover it's part of
29:42the job come on let's go home I'm dying for some real food hey I need my
29:51costume back I don't care how torn up it is it's classified and I want it back go
29:57get it now
30:05where are the guardians of the globe there's been no sign of the iconic heroes for
30:10over a week leaving the local champions to pick up the slack
30:20it's like you're not even trying and now you're trying too hard slow down don't hit me where I am
30:32thanks for the tip you know you have to be able to take a hit oh great
30:42we picked this up near Mars an hour ago moving fast he's back 15 minutes till he's breathing our
30:50air I wouldn't ask no one but with the guardians gone I'll stop him who's he
30:57Nolan's been home a week and you want to send him to space no no way he doesn't work for
31:03you sweetie
31:04there's no one else to be I'll go sweetie I said no you're still injured I'll go
31:11okay
31:11what why not he's not that tough mark can take him oh wonderful that's your
31:17solution could you define not that tough just knock some sense into the guy and
31:21throw him back where he came from easy how do I breathe in space that's the
31:28neat thing you don't 12 minutes
31:40okay
31:56hey you're early
31:58hey Ant you shaved your mustache stay away from my planet
32:11not bad but you're trying to tackle me into something your moon is that way
32:22why can I hear you in my head where else do you keep your brain
32:32that's what you call protecting your planet I'm sad for your people
32:54you sure you're the same guy I fought here three years ago no I'm not the same guy well sucks
33:00to be you then
33:03really you tried this already
33:13maybe you'll do after all
33:15what are you talking about
33:25are you using your time out
33:27I get a time out why do I get a time out
33:31hey I didn't invent the rules
33:33what rules I don't even know who you are
33:36oh you don't
33:52alright um I'm an evaluation officer for the coalition of planets I dropped by little dirt balls like yours to
33:59make sure there's someone capable of defending them against you know planet conquering monsters things of that nature
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means
34:10well I don't know what to tell you man your planet signed up for the program
34:13see request from Urath for evaluation
34:16Urath this is Earth
34:21Urath
34:22yes
34:23not Urath
34:24no
34:25is that with an E or a U
34:27E
34:29I'm in so much trouble
34:31well thanks for letting me know
34:32I'm Alan by the way
34:35invincible
34:36oh yeah
34:37little optimistic isn't it
34:39yeah I know
34:40I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible
34:44okay well as long as I don't get fired I'll see you around invincible
34:47sorry about all that
34:53what the hell was that
34:58wow
35:00cool
35:03before I go
35:04before I go
35:05I already told you everything I remember
35:07right
35:09right
35:09just go over it for me one more time
35:12I got a distress call from the Guardians
35:14but when I arrived
35:16everything seemed fine
35:18then the lights went out and someone attacked me
35:21I fought with them until I passed out
35:23woke up in your hospital
35:25that's it
35:28must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before
35:35yeah
35:39do you have any leads yet?
35:40someone thinks they're too clever for us
35:43they all think that at first
35:56oh great
36:00look Todd
36:02why don't we just
36:03shut it Grayson
36:04I'm sorry
36:06what?
36:07I'm sorry I kicked your ass
36:09I don't know what you're saying
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass okay?
36:18oh
36:20thanks I guess
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number
36:25what?
36:26do you want Amber's phone number?
36:27nerd
36:28yes but
36:28why are you?
36:30because she found some old photos of me okay?
36:32photos she said she'd delete
36:33if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again
36:36there
36:36have a crappy life with her
36:38suck
36:42photos of what Todd?
36:44don't
36:45push your luck
36:46Grayson
36:50Amber?
36:52I mean
36:53hello?
37:05but that's mine
37:11I have bad news
37:12oh
37:14robots got bad news everybody
37:16did you hear that?
37:17hey robot
37:18what's the bad news?
37:20there are too many of them
37:21their technology has advanced too far
37:23and they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream
37:26we should consider the city lost
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response
37:31what? no!
37:32no way!
37:33we're not nuking anyone robot
37:36and we're not giving up
37:38what are we?
37:39fight force?
37:40I love you man
37:41but sometimes
37:42you've got a screws
37:44I don't use screws
37:46my fascinations are all magnetic interlocks
38:06when you just
38:09what happened here?
38:18Invincible!
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
38:55My turn.
39:34You're right, Lachimoi.
39:38You're right, Lachimoi.
39:45Dad!
39:49Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Omni-man's your dad?
40:04What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:43Okay!
41:0800-
41:26I need a shower.
41:28Dad!
41:35I'm...
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but...
41:38The Guardians of the Globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French President we have it covered.
41:59I need the room.
42:01Now!
42:06Well, enlighten me.
42:08No one think for sure.
42:09No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only Guardians.
42:14Omni-man.
42:15Which means killer must be one of them.
42:19One of them?
42:20There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:23We turn into smoke.
42:24Or living electricity.
42:26Or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know.
42:29You don't listen to me.
42:31You listen!
42:32And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:40Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:46Um...
42:47Blind old man.
42:50Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:09And you know what?
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