A Valentine’S Day, A Price And Mr.Right

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A Valentine’S Day, A Price And Mr
Right

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00:00:00A month's salary on this Mont Blanc pen, right or better, this Valentine's Day gift.

00:00:08Tell me, tell me I'm a good boy.

00:00:12Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I am.

00:00:16What the fuck are you doing?

00:00:24You're my fucking king of the shit!

00:00:27No, no, no, no. Fucking stuff, sister.

00:00:32Fucking asshole.

00:00:36This is all fucking bullshit!

00:00:52Welcome back, boss.

00:00:53So three days from now you're officially the boss of Vanderbilt Group, as per your dear grandpa's orders, Mr. Vanderbilt,

00:01:00that is.

00:01:01Ready for all the fun that comes with it?

00:01:06He find her yet?

00:01:08Not yet, boss. I'm still on it.

00:01:19By the way, boss, about your engagement with the Parkers...

00:01:23I told you! It's her or no one! Pull over!

00:01:38Where is she?

00:01:42Where is she?

00:01:53I'm still on it.

00:01:55Get his room!

00:01:57Ugh.

00:01:59Get you all fluffy, fluffy and shit.

00:02:02I didn't even get a kiss today.

00:02:05I lost the guy before he could even kiss me.

00:02:10So, yeah.

00:02:12Happy fucking Valentine's Day to me!

00:02:17What am I gonna find?

00:02:19Am I Mr. Wright?

00:02:24Hello?

00:02:26Anyone up there?

00:02:31Whoop!

00:02:40Holy shit!

00:02:42What's her?

00:02:47Oh!

00:02:49Gotta express!

00:02:54Are you my Mr. Wright?

00:02:57Will you marry me?

00:03:00I do.

00:03:10Ready to go in?

00:03:15Look, sir.

00:03:17I'm sorry about earlier.

00:03:18I was wasted.

00:03:19I'm sober now.

00:03:20And I said yes without really meaning it.

00:03:22I don't really do the whole marrying strangers thing.

00:03:26Strangers?

00:03:28She doesn't remember me?

00:03:30Yeah.

00:03:31So, I just got out of a breakup.

00:03:33I'm not really looking to get into a new one.

00:03:34And look, I get it.

00:03:35I'm cute.

00:03:36Guys drop on their knee all the time.

00:03:37But I'm just not that type of girl.

00:03:40So...

00:03:40Bye!

00:03:46Hello?

00:03:50Miss Parker, congratulations.

00:03:53You've won the first prize in the castle off of Valentine's Day raffle at Luxurious Mansion.

00:03:59No way!

00:04:00Are you for real?

00:04:02Absolutely.

00:04:03Just bring your husband and your marriage certificate to claim it.

00:04:07Hell yeah.

00:04:08Fuck that cheating, ex.

00:04:09Yes.

00:04:09I just want a damn mansion.

00:04:12Wait.

00:04:15Husband and marriage certificate.

00:04:20Hey!

00:04:22Wait!

00:04:22Mister!

00:04:25Hey!

00:04:26Wait!

00:04:27Mister!

00:04:30So, why do you want to marry me?

00:04:33She doesn't remember me at all.

00:04:35If I tell her I've been looking for her for 10 years, she'll think I'm nuts.

00:04:40My family is pressuring me for marriage.

00:04:43Perfect!

00:04:44A fake marriage.

00:04:46We both get what we want.

00:04:47I play the doting wife.

00:04:49You play the smitten husband.

00:04:50Let's do it!

00:04:56Mom!

00:04:57Dad!

00:04:59Look what Olivia did to me!

00:05:01You have to do something about this!

00:05:05Well, if you hadn't stolen her boyfriend, she would have thrown coffee at you.

00:05:10What the hell are you saying?!

00:05:12Your little brats fucked up my daughter's face!

00:05:14Are you happy now?

00:05:16Exactly!

00:05:17How am I supposed to marry the Vanderbilt now?

00:05:19Huh?

00:05:21That engagement was set up by Diana.

00:05:24For Livia.

00:05:25Not you.

00:05:26Stop it!

00:05:27Your dead ex-wife doesn't run this household anymore!

00:05:30I do!

00:05:31So go get your little princess so I can put her in her place!

00:05:38That mansion's basically mine.

00:05:54Um, I have to go, but we'll pick up the prize tomorrow.

00:05:58Okay?

00:06:00Hey!

00:06:01What prize?

00:06:03Livia, I'll make you remember me.

00:06:09Theo!

00:06:10I know.

00:06:11I got married.

00:06:12Send some gifts to my wife's family.

00:06:18Daddy, Mom, are you okay?

00:06:20You little tramp!

00:06:22Finally come home to face the glory!

00:06:24Look what you've done to my daughter's face!

00:06:30You helped them trick me?

00:06:32Honey, you shouldn't have thrown your coffee on Bianca.

00:06:36Just apologize to her.

00:06:38No, Deb, she deserved it!

00:06:40What the fuck did you just say?!

00:06:44I said you deserved it!

00:06:46You slept with my boyfriend and now you're acting like a victim!

00:06:48You little bitch!

00:06:50Mr. Vanderbilt's back and Bianca's marrying him!

00:06:53So if you run your mouth off outside this house, I'll rip your tongue out!

00:06:57You two are really shameless.

00:07:00That engagement was set up by my mother for me before she died.

00:07:06Why does it belong to Bianca?

00:07:08Livia, just do what Vivian says and don't bring up your mom.

00:07:13You've found her.

00:07:16And you failed me to ever since you cheated with this...

00:07:20this homewrecker.

00:07:24Mom and I have stopped being part of your family.

00:07:30You know what?

00:07:32Doesn't matter.

00:07:34Because I'm getting married.

00:07:40Starting tomorrow, I'm moving out.

00:07:44Wait.

00:07:45Who would marry you?

00:07:47Did you find some homeless guy on the side of the walk?

00:07:50Or...

00:07:50Wait, wait, wait.

00:07:52Did you trick a blind guy to it?

00:07:54Shut up!

00:08:03Wedding gigs from Vanderbilt's family.

00:08:05FATLIN

00:08:11FATLIN

00:08:17FATLIN

00:08:20GASCY

00:08:25Mr. Van de Bove is so generous.

00:08:28All these are for me?

00:08:30Wait, that's the Lungford girl.

00:08:33What's going on?

00:08:35Boss said he wouldn't marry her, but he's already sending wedding gifts?

00:08:38What the hell is he playing at?

00:08:41Yes, everything you see here is for Miss Parker,

00:08:45all personally selected by Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:08:49Do thank him for these exquisite gifts.

00:08:53They just end so quickly after he returns.

00:08:56Our families will definitely be doing big dealings in the future.

00:09:00Yeah, well, since the gifts have been delivered, we will be on our way.

00:09:11Oh, my.

00:09:15You see, any of these is worth more than whatever trash you married could ever, ever afford.

00:09:25Who cares? My husband's hot as hell.

00:09:28Well, go find Mr. Vanderbilt or something a little risque.

00:09:33Hook him and you're set for life.

00:09:36Yeah, good luck with that.

00:09:38Mr. Vanderbilt doesn't date.

00:09:40I wonder.

00:09:41Maybe he's one of those guys that can't get it up.

00:09:53Why is my ear burning?

00:09:54Feels like somebody's talking shit.

00:10:03What are you doing here?

00:10:04Baby, I just couldn't wait to see you the second you get back.

00:10:08Uh, don't baby me.

00:10:10We've spoken like what?

00:10:11Three times?

00:10:12Come on, baby.

00:10:14I even got a little surprise for you.

00:10:17I just can't wait to be with you.

00:10:20I can't wait to be doing something naughty with you.

00:10:38From now on, no more random guests allowed.

00:10:42Yes, sir.

00:10:49Playing hard you get?

00:10:50You should send me a fortune in gifts.

00:10:53You totally want me, man.

00:11:11Welcome to your castle of love, grand prize mansion.

00:11:14You're telling me this place is all mine?

00:11:19You're telling me this place is all mine?

00:11:22That's right.

00:11:23Have a seat.

00:11:26For the agreements, you and your husband live here together for 90 full days.

00:11:32Then, this mansion is yours forever.

00:11:35If we find any fraud during this period, it will charge you 5 million penalty.

00:11:415 million?

00:11:43I couldn't pay that even if I emptied my organs on eBay.

00:11:47Uh, I...

00:11:48I have to live here with him?

00:11:51For 90 days?

00:11:53Exactly.

00:11:53You two are married.

00:11:55Of course, you are living together, right?

00:11:58Uh, unless this marriage isn't real?

00:12:01Of course it's real.

00:12:04Well, I am fine with it.

00:12:05But my husband, it's just he has a problem.

00:12:10Oh, I'm totally more than fine.

00:12:12One of a kind grand prize is a huge honor.

00:12:17My wife and I are going to live here sweetly.

00:12:20Forever.

00:12:20Oh, great.

00:12:23If there are no issues, then sign the hairpiece.

00:12:29Here you go.

00:12:31Darling.

00:12:32Thank you, darling.

00:12:33Hmm.

00:12:36Perfect.

00:12:37Enjoy your new married life.

00:12:41Listen, this is a fake 90-day marriage.

00:12:45Day 91, we divorce.

00:12:48Okay?

00:12:54Sweetheart, right now, you're the one begging me.

00:12:58And that's not how you ask for a favor.

00:13:07Okay, 90 days with a guy this hot, I might not hate my wife.

00:13:12Damn.

00:13:13Are those pics real?

00:13:15Oh, God.

00:13:16What are you doing?

00:13:18Hands off.

00:13:19Via?

00:13:20Hands off.

00:13:22You're right.

00:13:24I'm the one that needs this.

00:13:26So when we divorce, I will give you half of the mansion.

00:13:29Okay?

00:13:32Bye.

00:13:34So, she's actually kind of fun.

00:13:42This place is huge.

00:13:44I could totally get lost in here.

00:13:47What's this room for?

00:14:06His body is insane.

00:14:10Like what you're saying?

00:14:12I didn't mean to.

00:14:17I didn't mean to.

00:14:52Did I scare her off?

00:14:53I've waited 10 years.

00:14:55I can wait a little longer.

00:14:59Oh, my God.

00:15:01So, this is my first kiss.

00:15:03This is what it actually feels like.

00:15:06Warm.

00:15:07Dizzy.

00:15:08Wow.

00:15:09He's stupidly hot.

00:15:11The lips.

00:15:12The chest.

00:15:13The abs.

00:15:14Okay.

00:15:15Yeah.

00:15:16He really knows what he's doing.

00:15:22Yeah.

00:15:24Olivia, Olivia, Olivia.

00:15:26Now, I heard he won a big old prize.

00:15:31That's none of your business.

00:15:33Babe, listen.

00:15:36That day was a misunderstanding.

00:15:39It's a bummer.

00:15:40Babe?

00:15:41Babe?

00:15:42Babe?

00:15:48That was so rude.

00:15:54No wonder she's rushed into marriage.

00:15:57She must have done it for the prize.

00:15:59I'd probably grab some hobo off the streets to do that.

00:16:04You know what?

00:16:05Once I can prove it's fake,

00:16:08the $5 million penalty will bury her.

00:16:13If you handled things better in the first place,

00:16:16that mansion would be my...

00:16:19I mean, ours.

00:16:21Ryder!

00:16:23Think bigger!

00:16:25Never mind mansion.

00:16:27Once I married the Vanderbilt Group,

00:16:30we'll be rolling in gold.

00:16:34You are so naughty.

00:16:37Show me how good and naughty you are.

00:16:50Everyone, start from today,

00:16:54Mr. Vanderbilt officially takes over the group

00:16:57as CEO.

00:16:59As his secondary and his future wife,

00:17:03my words are his words.

00:17:08Of course, Mrs. Vanderbilt.

00:17:11We are all yours.

00:17:13That's right.

00:17:14We're all on your side.

00:17:16Okay.

00:17:17Mr. Vanderbilt is going to be here any minute now.

00:17:21So everyone,

00:17:23chop chop,

00:17:24get your project ready.

00:17:26You're going to be reporting to the CEO.

00:17:28Yes, ma'am.

00:17:31You.

00:17:34Yeah, me?

00:17:36Yeah, you.

00:17:37Here.

00:17:40What can I get for you,

00:17:42Mrs. Vanderbilt?

00:17:44Let's see.

00:17:45Get me a coffee

00:17:46and make sure it's scalding hot.

00:17:49Okay.

00:17:50Sure thing.

00:17:58Here you go, Mrs. Vanderbilt.

00:18:10Ow, no, Mrs. Vanderbilt.

00:18:12Please don't.

00:18:14Knew you'd pull this crap.

00:18:15Idiots.

00:18:17Coffee's room town.

00:18:21This is what you get for crossing me.

00:18:24You get it?

00:18:24From now on,

00:18:26you do exactly what I say.

00:18:27Or,

00:18:28next time you just be coffee.

00:18:30Yes, Mrs. Vanderbilt.

00:18:37You played me!

00:18:39Get her!

00:18:40Shit!

00:18:41This place you need a real lesson

00:18:44to learn your rights!

00:18:47What the hell, Bianca?

00:18:49This is an office.

00:18:50Aren't you afraid that the president is going to see?

00:18:52I am Mrs. Vanderbilt.

00:18:56This employee and employee

00:18:57is my fucking right.

00:19:00Waiter!

00:19:01Shh, shh, shh.

00:19:02Aren't you going to do something?

00:19:03Or are you just going to let her go fucking psycho?

00:19:05Oh, right.

00:19:07Something is happening.

00:19:09Too bad.

00:19:10I didn't see a thing.

00:19:21Stripper.

00:19:56What the hell are you doing?

00:20:01Mr. Vanderbilt is here.

00:20:03Oh, shit.

00:20:05Shit.

00:20:05Um, keep her next door

00:20:06and make sure she's too busy

00:20:08and I'll have a room

00:20:09after I show her,

00:20:10Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:20:29What the hell are you doing?

00:20:30Uh, Cashmere, the light went out

00:20:35and I know it's your big day.

00:20:36I want everything to be perfect.

00:20:38I even climbed up myself to fix it.

00:20:41Let's get started.

00:20:43This is what happens

00:20:44when you mess with the future,

00:20:46Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:20:47Beg me a little bitch!

00:20:49Beg me to stop!

00:20:52What the hell was that?

00:20:54I'm probably just AC or something falling,

00:20:56you know?

00:20:56Let me go.

00:21:02It's probably just AC falling down or something.

00:21:08Get out of my way.

00:21:17That's right.

00:21:18I have a black belt, bitch!

00:21:26What is he doing here?

00:21:28Shit.

00:21:29Please tell me you didn't see me like this.

00:21:37Leah, what the hell are you doing?

00:21:43What are you doing here?

00:21:45Shut your mouth.

00:21:47This is Mr. Vanderbilt,

00:21:49the president!

00:21:52Wait, who the...

00:21:54Leah, look at you.

00:21:56Assaulting employees?

00:21:57Please.

00:21:58You are fired.

00:22:01Fired for what?

00:22:03Defending myself?

00:22:04You always star shit.

00:22:06I finish it.

00:22:07Say one more word

00:22:07and you are next.

00:22:10Mr. Vanderbilt,

00:22:11Bianca,

00:22:12look at me.

00:22:13She did this.

00:22:15What the hell?

00:22:17This is insane.

00:22:19Just...

00:22:19Take her to the cops.

00:22:21Nobody touch her.

00:22:23Mr. Vanderbilt,

00:22:25come on.

00:22:26Why are you taking her side?

00:22:28This bitch started.

00:22:29Bitch!

00:22:32She is my...

00:22:38She is my...

00:22:40She is my...

00:22:40Uh-uh, employee.

00:22:42I'm your employee.

00:22:46It's a fake marriage.

00:22:4890 days undone.

00:22:51He is the big boss

00:22:52and I'm nobody.

00:22:54Better not drag him into my mess.

00:22:55She's pushing me away already.

00:22:58Some butter feeding

00:23:00thinking she's hot shit.

00:23:02Mr. Vanderbilt,

00:23:04let me handle this.

00:23:05I will fire this

00:23:06that way

00:23:07right now.

00:23:08Fire her?

00:23:09You're the one slinging insults

00:23:11and flipping the story.

00:23:13Pack your desk.

00:23:16You're fired.

00:23:18Tao?

00:23:19Take her to HR.

00:23:21We don't tolerate snakes.

00:23:23Hey, Bianca,

00:23:25help me!

00:23:26No, what?

00:23:27No!

00:23:29No!

00:23:31Uh, the gas bill!

00:23:33Wait!

00:23:34And you!

00:23:35Secretary?

00:23:36Who turns a blind eye

00:23:38to this bullshit?

00:23:40Well, not anymore.

00:23:42You're a janitor now.

00:23:44Grab a mop.

00:23:45You're cleaning

00:23:46the whole building.

00:23:48Oh, and

00:23:49don't forget the toilets.

00:23:51Make sure they're

00:23:51ostrichized.

00:23:53Out!

00:24:00Um,

00:24:01so I should

00:24:02probably

00:24:03get back to work.

00:24:15What you should be doing

00:24:16back there.

00:24:18You don't want them

00:24:19knowing about us.

00:24:20He's

00:24:21the Vanderbilt heir.

00:24:23Yeah,

00:24:23we technically

00:24:24have this

00:24:25old,

00:24:26arranged thing.

00:24:28But now

00:24:29his fiancée

00:24:30is Bianca.

00:24:31Hmm.

00:24:32We're divorcing

00:24:32in 90 days anyway.

00:24:36It's not

00:24:36that.

00:24:37What?

00:24:39I'm not good enough

00:24:40for you?

00:24:42No, no.

00:24:43It's just

00:24:58What the hell

00:24:59do I have to make

00:25:00her do to fall

00:25:01for me?

00:25:06Should I like

00:25:07me?

00:25:09No.

00:25:10Made

00:25:10from the

00:25:11CEO.

00:25:12In what world?

00:25:17Don't think

00:25:18Caspian

00:25:18saving your

00:25:19ass

00:25:19means

00:25:20a damn

00:25:20thing.

00:25:22It means

00:25:22mine.

00:25:23Once you have

00:25:23put the ring

00:25:24on my finger,

00:25:25you'll be

00:25:25so

00:25:26screwed.

00:25:31I almost

00:25:32forgot.

00:25:35We're happy

00:25:36I put you

00:25:37on toilet

00:25:37duty.

00:25:38You better

00:25:39get scrubbing.

00:25:40Those toilets

00:25:40aren't going to

00:25:40clean themselves.

00:25:44Bitch.

00:25:52Lydia,

00:25:53you, you, bitch.

00:25:56Oh, my God.

00:25:57Thank you,

00:25:57for friends.

00:25:59Eh.

00:26:05Problem with the deal,

00:26:06sir?

00:26:12Theo,

00:26:12So, how do you go after a girl?

00:26:23Boss, aren't you already married?

00:26:27It's complicated. You wouldn't get it.

00:26:32Bianca practically throws herself at you.

00:26:34And you wanna chase?

00:26:37Easy, Boss. Just take your shirt off.

00:26:43What?

00:26:44I mean, statistically speaking, it's science.

00:26:49Trust me. Works every single time.

00:27:01This better work.

00:27:22Are you going to get up?

00:27:24It's kinda hard when you're holding on to me like that.

00:27:31You're gonna let go first?

00:27:39Who the hell mobs this late?

00:27:43No house rule. Keep your damn shirt on, Mr. Vanderbilt.

00:27:52You know that idiot's advice was trash.

00:28:04What did I just do?

00:28:09These two are damn hot.

00:28:13If I keep this up, I'm gonna cave.

00:28:15I'm gonna cave.

00:28:29Jesus, what is that smell?

00:28:33Oh, you smell like shit.

00:28:38Ask Olivia.

00:28:40She made me scrub toilets.

00:28:43And Caspian has lost his mind.

00:28:45She's sticking up for her.

00:28:47And baby, you gotta do something about this.

00:28:52Stop, okay, relax.

00:28:54I have something.

00:28:56I have?

00:28:57A spell?

00:28:59Yeah.

00:29:00Oh, I'm gonna make sure that little snake gets what she deserves.

00:29:12Heard that rumor that big lying Mr. Brown?

00:29:16He wants that girl tonight again to entertain me.

00:29:20That creep?

00:29:20Everyone know he's fancy as hell.

00:29:23Last time they sent Lucy from accounting.

00:29:25She came back a complete wreck.

00:29:28Couldn't even report it.

00:29:29His family's got mafia ties.

00:29:30Ah, poor girl's soul's pigs tonight.

00:29:37Olivia, you are on brown duty tonight.

00:29:41You're gonna close that deal and you're gonna keep him happy, okay?

00:29:47Oh, and if he mess up, don't bother coming back tomorrow.

00:29:54Douche.

00:29:56Finally, tonight, that prude gets broken in by some dirty old man.

00:30:06Mr. Brown?

00:30:10Mr. Brown?

00:30:15There you are, sweetheart.

00:30:18I have been waiting all day for you.

00:30:24Back off.

00:30:25What do you think you're doing?

00:30:27Face the little thing, huh?

00:30:28I like it.

00:30:30So fight!

00:30:36I am here for the contract.

00:30:38Please show some respect, Mr. Brown.

00:30:41A contract?

00:30:42Oh, sweetie.

00:30:43We both know why you are really here.

00:30:45Get on your knees.

00:30:48Do what you are good for.

00:30:49And I will sing whatever you want.

00:30:56Is she off work yet?

00:30:57Mrs. Vanderbilt?

00:30:58No.

00:30:59I heard she went to G&T club.

00:31:01Something about catching an employee cheating or something like that.

00:31:06Her name was...

00:31:09Livia.

00:31:10Yeah, Livia.

00:31:10What?

00:31:11Yeah.

00:31:12Word is, she's hooking up with our biggest client, Mr. Brown.

00:31:16You idiot!

00:31:17Turn this car around.

00:31:18G&T club, now!

00:31:20Okay.

00:31:20Okay, boss.

00:31:24Yeah.

00:31:25There's it, baby girl.

00:31:27Nowhere to run, now.

00:31:29Daddy has been waiting for this for all day.

00:31:37You fucking bitch!

00:31:39Yeah, I'm straight.

00:31:40And if you do anything else, I will do way worse!

00:31:44No, bitch!

00:31:44Just not to me!

00:31:45I will pour you up and I will rape you all!

00:31:50Until you are begging me to stop!

00:32:10Livia, what the fuck are you doing?

00:32:13Mr. Brown, are you okay?

00:32:15That fucking bitch came to me!

00:32:17Me!

00:32:18David Brown!

00:32:19A perfect gentleman!

00:32:21I thought her about...

00:32:22Then they should stop me!

00:32:24Bullshit.

00:32:25Okay, you assaulted me.

00:32:27I was just defending myself.

00:32:29Livia!

00:32:30Everyone's seen your temper.

00:32:32And now beating up our biggest client?

00:32:35Apologize now!

00:32:37And I'm putting good words for you.

00:32:39Okay, save it.

00:32:40This is exactly what you wanted.

00:32:42And me apologizing to this sleaze in your dreams.

00:32:45You all saw it!

00:32:47I would totally help her if she just...

00:32:51Some people just won't listen.

00:32:55Mr. Brown, as for now on, Livia is no longer part of the Bangerbell group.

00:33:02So, do whatever you want with her.

00:33:06Perfect.

00:33:07You win the beach.

00:33:10My turn.

00:33:12Boys!

00:33:13Get her.

00:33:14Yes, sir.

00:33:15Wait, no, what?

00:33:24Touch my wife and you're all dead.

00:33:29Touch my wife and you're all dead.

00:33:32I haven't felt protected like this.

00:33:36Not since mom was gone.

00:33:38Cassidy, you got it all wrong.

00:33:40No, but it's...

00:33:41It's just her.

00:33:42No one's touched me.

00:33:43She assaulted Mr. Brown.

00:33:45Damn right!

00:33:47I am your biggest client, Mr. Vandenberg.

00:33:50You all men is finishing off this crap.

00:33:52Fine, let's get one.

00:33:54Call the cops.

00:33:56Come on!

00:33:58For one employee?

00:34:00Don't blow this up.

00:34:01Don't blow this up.

00:34:03Yeah, and there's no videos, no proof.

00:34:07You know, it's just Livia trying to sleep her way up, which I totally get it.

00:34:12But if this kind of thing gets out, it's gonna stick to our reputation forever.

00:34:17Oh, now you care about my reputation?

00:34:21Sister, I am literally thinking of you.

00:34:25There's no proof, no photos.

00:34:27It looks like you just harassed and assaulted Mr. Brown.

00:34:32Who says I don't have proof?

00:34:37Get on your knees.

00:34:39No matter how I vote for.

00:34:40And I will see whatever you want.

00:34:43Old habit of mine.

00:34:45Court everything.

00:34:46You sneaky little bitch!

00:35:06Stop that!

00:35:09Deal's off.

00:35:10Mateo?

00:35:11Get him out of here.

00:35:12Oh, no.

00:35:14Wait!

00:35:15I am your top guy!

00:35:16Oh, shut up!

00:35:18You got nothing else to do?

00:35:20Yeah!

00:35:29Alright!

00:35:30Next time this happens, we call me.

00:35:34He's actually worried about me.

00:35:39Boss, I-

00:35:41Woah!

00:35:44Bad timing, right?

00:35:46I gotta go!

00:35:52Okay.

00:35:53This was not on my bingo card.

00:35:56What?

00:35:57Office romance?

00:36:00Yikes!

00:36:01Relax, Boss.

00:36:02I didn't see anything.

00:36:04Your wife's never hearing this from me.

00:36:06Idiot.

00:36:07She is my wife.

00:36:09The one I had you searching for for ten damn years!

00:36:12Wait.

00:36:13What?

00:36:14What?

00:36:17So you fell for your fiancé's sister?

00:36:21And now she's your wife?

00:36:26Holy shit!

00:36:29That's straight up the Kardashian season!

00:36:32Boss!

00:36:33Boss!

00:36:33Wait up!

00:36:38Look, bitch.

00:36:39Whatever cheap tricks you put to get Caspin back you up twice, doesn't even matter!

00:36:45And don't get it twisted, cause I am future Mrs. Vanderbilt and half of the company will be mine!

00:36:55That seems like the prop calling the kettle black.

00:36:58I mean you stole my boyfriend, right?

00:37:02I wonder what Mr. Vanderbilt would think if I told him that you're a homewrecker.

00:37:06You...

00:37:10Gotta go!

00:37:12Bye-bye!

00:37:14You and your fake ass marriage.

00:37:17Look, I'm gonna tear it wide open in front of Caspian.

00:37:20And when I do...

00:37:23You can be so, so done.

00:37:44Sixty days left.

00:37:47Plenty of time to make her fall for me.

00:37:52You sure about that, boss?

00:37:54Absolutely.

00:37:56Well...

00:37:57About that...

00:37:58I just saw your wife out on a date.

00:38:01With a guy.

00:38:04What?

00:38:08Down bath.

00:38:10Absolutely down bath.

00:38:16So, it's been a while.

00:38:18Didn't expect an invite out of the blue.

00:38:20Relax.

00:38:21I didn't invite you to interrogate you.

00:38:23Oh...

00:38:25I just...

00:38:26Missed you, that's all.

00:38:28I heard about you and Ryder and I thought...

00:38:30Maybe I could take you out.

00:38:32For real.

00:38:36Jason, that's sweet.

00:38:38Really.

00:38:40But I'm not really ready for that yet.

00:38:44Thank you for lunch, but I should really be going.

00:38:47Hey.

00:38:50Livia.

00:38:56Wait!

00:38:58Livia?

00:38:59Hands off.

00:39:03What the hell do you think you're doing?

00:39:05What?

00:39:06A guy and a girl?

00:39:08Romantic restaurant?

00:39:09What does it look like? A date?

00:39:12A date?

00:39:14So what?

00:39:16She's single, isn't she?

00:39:18She can do whatever she wants.

00:39:21But we're here to tell different.

00:39:23I'm her husband.

00:39:24I'm a boss!

00:39:27He's her boss!

00:39:29She's hiding us in front of this guy?

00:39:31Fine.

00:39:34If you're making your move on her...

00:39:37Convince me you're worthy of her time.

00:39:41Sit.

00:39:46Oh my god.

00:39:49This is a disaster.

00:39:51What are they even doing?

00:39:54Executive CEO.

00:39:56GW Group.

00:39:58Ten figures a year.

00:40:02Cool.

00:40:03I make more.

00:40:09Gym.

00:40:10Five times a week.

00:40:12Build like a machine.

00:40:14Good story.

00:40:15We've thought again.

00:40:17So yeah.

00:40:17Means I don't fall short.

00:40:20Neither do I.

00:40:22Mine's bigger.

00:40:25Bullshit.

00:40:26Minus.

00:40:27Let's measure right here.

00:40:29Anytime.

00:40:30Oh my god.

00:40:31Stop!

00:40:34Wait.

00:40:35Stop it.

00:40:38We're in a public place.

00:40:39What are you two doing?

00:40:41How big I am.

00:40:43She'd know better than anyone.

00:40:53You guys?

00:40:55I have no idea what he's talking about.

00:40:58Oh don't worry.

00:41:00I can remind you.

00:41:02Right now.

00:41:07Let go!

00:41:12You into him?

00:41:16I...

00:41:19I...

00:41:22Now listen.

00:41:24Shut up the world, baby.

00:41:27Stay in this bed.

00:41:28Let the chaos spin.

00:41:30Let it eat itself instead.

00:41:32Every whisper you breathe.

00:41:35Got me tired, yeah.

00:41:37Tonight we're queen.

00:41:39Shutting out the world.

00:41:41Don't let go.

00:41:42Don't let go.

00:41:44Stop it.

00:41:50Jason is just an old classmate.

00:41:53By the way, nothing, literally nothing, is there.

00:41:58Yeah.

00:41:59Kinda got that.

00:42:02But it didn't mean I liked watching it.

00:42:04Watching what?

00:42:06You smiling at him.

00:42:08Wait.

00:42:10Was that jealousy?

00:42:13No way.

00:42:18Come on, you little sloth.

00:42:21Just one photo of you with a homeless guide and you are done.

00:42:26What the fuck are you?

00:42:35No fucking way!

00:42:45Why is this only back?

00:42:48No fucking way!

00:42:55Why is this only back?

00:42:57I have those private photos at home.

00:42:59When I put them together, you're done.

00:43:05What are you doing?

00:43:08What are you doing?

00:43:09You see this?

00:43:10Look at this picture.

00:43:12Can you see it?

00:43:13What is she doing?

00:43:14What is she doing?

00:43:28What's going on?

00:43:30I never packed you like this, Livia.

00:43:38Bianca, you fucking bitch!

00:43:46What the fuck?!

00:43:55You...

00:43:57What is wrong with you?

00:44:00Sister, I know you're desperate, but screw me some homeless guy for stupid prize mention money.

00:44:06that's a new lobe even for you oh god i hope you cleaned yourself because god knows what disease

00:44:13he's carrying ew i should bathroom with her everybody seriously get checked bianca really

00:44:21illegal filming slander you could spend years behind bars for this i'm calling the cops go ahead

00:44:31those nudes your face are blacked out how are you going to prove it huh so no proof like i

00:44:38thought

00:44:38so just admit it your fake marriage your scam and everything else

00:44:46you and your mom stole my house you stole my dad you stole fucking everything from me

00:44:52isn't that enough for you oh everyone look she just admitted

00:44:59and that is just disgusting kick her out she's toxic get her out

00:45:13fine you guys want to you want to push me out we'll just know your precious miss vanderbilt

00:45:18has been sleeping with ryder this entire time

00:45:29what the fuck is wrong with you people

00:45:35what the hell are you talking about talking shit about me i don't care in fact i quite like it

00:45:42but seriously bringing bianca into this well now you're stepping on mr vanderbilt

00:45:48money no way bianca is basically engaged to the boss why would she mess with ryder total liar

00:45:56when mr vanderbilt sees this she's toast big talk no please sweetie i got pics of you shaking

00:46:05me some homeless bum over there you got anything my husband's not a bum wait look this guy isn't

00:46:25my husband my husband's not a bum and he's also not an escort

00:46:31i mean if you beg me on your knees i might just reconsider

00:46:36adam my husband is not a bum and he's also not an escort

00:46:42i mean if you beg me on your knees i might just reconsider

00:46:44i can prove it

00:46:45i can prove it

00:46:57caspian stop covering up for this lying tramp

00:47:00she's faked a marriage with some paid guy to scam a prize money and it's

00:47:04well here look the man in those photos is me

00:47:14man in those photos is me that's impossible caspian stop covering for her like what would

00:47:22you even you would never go to her place never well i was there mr vanderbilt was doing business

00:47:29business i can't let this blow up on him he just took over the vanderbilt group if our fake

00:47:35marriage leaks stocks tank i won't drag him down business what kind of business in the middle of

00:47:45the night at her place effective immediately our luxury brand vg is under livia's complete control

00:47:52no i mean that's my project and you spreading rumors mob bullying you're fired

00:48:04you're joking right because the vg lunch isn't one week yeah livia she's just a junior she knows

00:48:12nothing sir it's better to leave it to bianca i said livia hard of hearing or you want out too

00:48:22or you want out too you can't do this to me i'm a parker security get her out of here

00:48:32anyone else have time to waste

00:48:48i told you if anyone hurts you you should say something you need to tell me

00:48:55why didn't you say anything i come with me

00:49:10let's get you out of those wet clothes

00:49:16it must be freezing

00:49:19right here in front of you yes right here

00:49:43okay

00:49:44okay gentlemen points for turning around

00:50:08wait that's

00:50:11okay

00:50:17it's

00:50:17snooping around isn't very good girl behavior

00:50:25let's take any of someone over here

00:50:29need a hand

00:50:40no

00:50:41no

00:50:41i'm fine i can do this myself

00:50:55the launch is next week so i should be going

00:51:02good thing she didn't see it if she knew i had an agenda all alone would she end this marriage

00:51:08early

00:51:16mr vanderbilt

00:51:17mr vanderbilt

00:51:19fancy seeing you here

00:51:24you are not on the guest list

00:51:25you are not on the guest list i guess livia forgot to tell you

00:51:29i'm tonight's sponsor

00:51:30that's awfully generous of you

00:51:34that's awfully generous of you

00:51:35the vanderbilt group doesn't need your sponsorship

00:51:37the vanderbilt group doesn't need my

00:51:39the vanderbilt group doesn't need to be good at the end of the week but i'm not on the guest

00:52:06list

00:52:07Anna has a severe shellfish allergy, so double-check catering, keep everything clean.

00:52:12We can't have any mistakes tonight.

00:52:14Okay, got it.

00:52:17Perfect. Livia, you're going down tonight.

00:52:25Livia, Anna collapsed. Logic correction.

00:52:28What? Where?

00:52:39Oh my god. How was she?

00:52:42She's in shock if anything happened to her. I'll see Donald.

00:52:47I am so sorry. This is completely on us.

00:52:50But I checked everything. No shellfish anywhere.

00:52:54Medic, stay here.

00:53:08Sierra on the fair access. We need to move her now.

00:53:18Livia, this is all my fault. I handle her food.

00:53:22Hey, this is not the time.

00:53:24And no, someone did this on purpose.

00:53:26Oh my god.

00:53:27What do we do? The show starts any minute.

00:53:31Do we have any backup models? Anyone?

00:53:34No.

00:53:37I thought you could play with the big girls?

00:53:39You're too naive, bitch.

00:53:43Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:53:50You're too naive.

00:53:52You're too naive.

00:53:56You're too naive.

00:53:58You're too naive.

00:53:59It's already time.

00:54:00What's the whole dog?

00:54:01I hear some junior stuff are running it.

00:54:04It's already falling apart.

00:54:07Is everything okay?

00:54:10She'll handle it.

00:54:13She'll handle it.

00:54:16Let's face it, this lunch is so dead and it's in the water.

00:54:21What are you talking about?

00:54:23Trust me, I'm her sex sister.

00:54:26Ruining things is her specialty.

00:54:29Caspian, you have put your faith in the wrong girl.

00:54:34You've been fired.

00:54:36What are you still doing here?

00:54:38Caspian, am I not worried for the vendor group anymore?

00:54:46So, she is the future Mrs. Wonder Belt?

00:54:49So, Leah used her step-sister connection to snag this project.

00:54:54Mr. Wonder Belt, you should get rid of this leash. She's hurting the brand.

00:54:58That's right. If she stays, we are pulling us apart.

00:55:01Yeah, it can't stand.

00:55:06Ladies and gentlemen, the VG Collection Watch begins now.

00:55:20We need to look at the budget.

00:55:25We need to look at the budget of

00:56:04I'll never get over you.

00:56:06Damn it!

00:56:07The fucking bitch stole the whole show!

00:56:21Look, one shiny moment doesn't mean Caspian is yours.

00:56:26Shellfish in the soup.

00:56:28That was you, wasn't it?

00:56:31Yeah, I did it.

00:56:34So what?

00:56:35That kitchen's got no camera.

00:56:37What are you gonna do about it, huh?

00:56:44Haven't you learned yet?

00:56:46I record everything.

00:56:47You semi-up bitch!

00:56:56You motherfuckers!

00:57:02You can take your meltdown to the station, sis.

00:57:06Bye-bye.

00:57:07I'll kill you!

00:57:08I will kill you!

00:57:11I've never seen that side of you.

00:57:15I didn't scare you at all.

00:57:16Scare me?

00:57:17It made you ten times hotter.

00:57:21Jason, you're quite the charmer.

00:57:25May I have this dance?

00:57:30Sure.

00:57:52You really think I'd be okay watching my wife dance with him?

00:57:59Hey!

00:58:00I asked her first!

00:58:01No, you were late.

00:58:05Mr. Vanderbilt, I think you're being a little over the top.

00:58:09Oh, you haven't seen over the top.

00:58:11Wanna see it?

00:58:41One breath.

00:58:45Come alive.

00:58:47Fill up your head.

00:58:49Hey!

00:58:57Caspian, keep this up.

00:59:00I'm really gonna fall for you.

00:59:28I wish this marriage could be real.

00:59:35Let's make this real.

00:59:43Boss, your schedule is insane.

00:59:46Next month you're hitting seven different countries.

00:59:50Acquisitions don't wait.

00:59:55Nothing is more important than my wedding.

00:59:58Make an announcement.

01:00:01Statewide.

01:00:02In three days, it'll be the biggest event LA has ever seen.

01:00:06What?

01:00:12Mom!

01:00:13Dad!

01:00:15All because of that fucking bitch.

01:00:18She almost got me killed.

01:00:21Oh, thanks.

01:00:22Daddy, you're going to stretch with your smaller body.

01:00:25That squalled brat is just like your dead mother.

01:00:28Oh, completely unbearable.

01:00:31You're so annoying.

01:00:32Yeah.

01:00:33Once I become Mr. Spaddingfield, I will crush her with my tail.

01:00:38Oh, no.

01:00:39Speaking of which.

01:00:41Any news?

01:00:44Sir to him, she was here.

01:00:47What the hell?

01:00:48What is it?

01:00:49Get her confident?

01:00:50No.

01:00:50Put her on.

01:00:53Put her on.

01:00:55Oh my god! I knew Casper loved me!

01:01:01I'm a brilliant girl, you've done it, babe.

01:01:04I knew that trapped his dead chest.

01:01:12What was I thinking to say yes to making it real?

01:01:16Let's make this real.

01:01:19I guess wishes under shooting stars really do come true.

01:01:33He really wants to marry me, right?

01:01:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:01:55Even for my big sister, what you doing here?

01:01:59Oh, I get it.

01:02:01My big day with Mr. Vanderbilt.

01:02:04You're here to have a wedding dress, aren't you?

01:02:08Are you still thinking of Mr. Vanderbilt?

01:02:10Who else did?

01:02:17Even after I crashed lunch, Mr. Vanderbilt didn't even blame me.

01:02:23Instead, he announced our wedding to the entire state.

01:02:28You really didn't.

01:02:31He announced our wedding to everyone.

01:02:36Just a friend of your mom, okay?

01:02:38Please, or whatever.

01:02:41Just don't pick yourself up.

01:02:43Just don't pick yourself up.

01:02:45Just don't pick yourself up.

01:02:46Just don't pick yourself up.

01:02:47Just don't pick yourself up.

01:02:48Just don't.

01:02:50Don't pick yourself up.

01:02:52Don't pick yourself up.

01:02:56Just don't pick myself up.

01:02:56Don't pick myself up.

01:02:57I mean, sister.

01:02:59Basically, if you're going into a professional dress store,

01:03:04I want you to make some wedding dress.

01:03:08Of course.

01:03:09Thank you!

01:03:10I can't help her out.

01:03:15Your fancy is lovely.

01:03:17She loves you so much.

01:03:19You have a piece of cake here.

01:03:21Maybe I'll go with your sister.

01:03:24Your Vanderbilt's running an empire.

01:03:27Little thing of dresses.

01:03:28We can manage.

01:03:30Don't you go stirring up trouble, you little wannabe.

01:03:36Don't go too far.

01:03:38Your sister's marrying Mr. Vanderbilt.

01:03:42And you of all people should be there to witness the union.

01:03:46And you don't want to go chasing after another woman's man.

01:03:50Little hole marker.

01:03:55I hope you don't regret this.

01:04:00Sister, this is the scenario you didn't have to be away.

01:04:03I'm sure your husband will.

01:04:08I'm sure this is the scenario you might get.

01:04:11I know.

01:04:12Okay.

01:04:13Okay.

01:04:22Get the fuck out of the company.

01:04:26And the fuck out of the company.

01:04:28And the fuck out of the company.

01:04:30Look at that trash can do.

01:04:38All right.

01:04:39Guess what?

01:04:40It's the secret.

01:04:41Almost there!

01:05:02tomorrow's our wedding day and the end of our 90-day deal

01:05:15will you marry me for real be my wife forever

01:05:26i'm not like love i've loved you for more than 10 years

01:05:37i hope you

01:05:47you haven't answered my question yet you're gonna keep me on my knee forever

01:05:54they do

01:06:00tell me what happened

01:06:20you're gonna be busy with my soul

01:06:23so you don't know

01:06:26you're gonna be busy with my soul

01:06:30so you don't know

01:06:32you're gonna be busy with my soul

01:06:36so you don't know

01:06:37you're gonna be busy with my soul

01:06:53don't come back

01:06:58don't move back

01:07:07I just want to go back home

01:07:12But I do

01:07:34Oh

01:07:36Oh

01:07:38Oh

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01:23:38I've been waiting 10 years for this

01:23:40Tell me what happened 10 years ago

01:23:42Come with me

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A Valentine’S Day, A Price And Mr.Right

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