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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:17Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Puss-Eye himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
04:23He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:24Fight someone before the timer runs out.
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fuck this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:27Who the hell are you?!
08:28I'm gonna go for it a barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:51Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down
14:31And my power doubles
14:32Ha ha ha ha
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I... I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:41Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00Oh
16:19You disgusting freak
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy
16:26I've got you baby
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait, the baby mama herself
16:43Perfect
16:48Two courses for the price of one
16:57Bitch
17:04Jack take Lily and run
17:05Go
17:11Run
17:12From the Lycian Hydro
17:14You pathetic little insects
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his
17:26No wonder the power's so pure
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:31If I stay I'm dead
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya
17:44Your powers are badass
17:47You straight up scared the monster off
17:49Me? No way
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:53I'm still recovering
17:55Wait
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01Whatever
18:01Whatever
18:02Let's get home
18:03That thing might circle back
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures
18:16He's just a regular guy after all
18:44The vehicle
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:04poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon
22:58your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing
23:29full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource
23:32every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead
23:57kid comes with us alive
23:58she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:41who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:33let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lily
27:09daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:30you're the one who's dead
28:31you're the one who's dead
28:35you're the one who's dead
28:37you're the one who's dead
28:51you're the one who's dead
28:54you're the one who's dead
28:55you're the one who's dead
28:55you're the one who's dead
28:55you're the one who's dead
28:56you're the one who's dead
28:57you're the one who's dead
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad
31:05guys i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lily no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:52lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:23jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:13now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:23with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:03you
36:05you
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