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00:30And we are more than capable of throwing a dinner party
00:33Despite what everyone says about people our age
00:35That we're neurotic, irresponsible, directionless
00:40Or that we lie about using menstrual cups
00:43That one felt targeted
00:44Could have been about anyone
00:45But tonight, tonight we're gonna prove them wrong
00:48We are in the roast chicken phase of life
00:52We can be mature, and we can be normal
00:55And we can cook a roast fucking chicken
00:58Like the goddamn grown-ups we...
01:00Oh, my God!
01:01No!
01:03He drank weird milk
01:04What?
01:05He drank weird milk!
01:06Someone get a towel!
01:07What is happening?
01:14Hey, thanks again for letting me invite her, Bills
01:16My friend Jules is, like, the best
01:18She's really kind, super thoughtful
01:20She's the one who put me on a popper
01:21PB, any friend of yours is a friend of ours
01:24As long as she has good banter
01:26And an Atlantic article she wants to discuss
01:28Because that is the vibe that I'm curating tonight
01:30Oh, my God!
01:31Hi!
01:32Hi!
01:32Not quite the outfit we discussed
01:34My dad's suit
01:36You said dress up?
01:37Yeah, like a normal guy
01:38Not like you run Gotham City
01:39You look like a little rascal, dude
01:41You look like a little rascal
01:42You look amazing
01:44You look incredible
01:45Hey, Paul Baker, can you all meet the table?
01:47You look so good
01:47Thanks
01:49What?
01:50I'm trying to look nice for Mr. Teacher
01:52He knows what you look like, Samir
01:53He taught you Hamlet
01:54Yeah, first of all, schmoop.com taught me Hamlet
01:57Second, it's just dinner
01:58Like, what's the...
01:59Because...
01:59Here, hold this
02:00Because Mr. Teacher makes me happy
02:03And he has his shit together
02:04And he thinks we have our shit together, too
02:06So I just...
02:06I just need this to go well
02:08Okay?
02:09Okay
02:09I got you
02:10Thank you
02:11How we looking out there, East?
02:12There are napkins on tables
02:14There are nuts in bowls
02:15I mean, this is basically a gala
02:16Aww, you look nice
02:18Thank you
02:19Very phantom threat
02:20Oh, thanks
02:21Never seen it
02:23No, me neither
02:24Billy
02:24Yeah
02:25Hi
02:25Hi
02:26Look at me
02:26Hi
02:27Relax
02:27It's gonna be perfect
02:29Also, lucky for you
02:31I am the ultimate dinner party guest
02:33You are?
02:33Yeah
02:33I'm cultured
02:35I'm great at chit-chat
02:36I have that awesome story about how Jane Fonda punched me in the tit at the climate march
02:39It's gonna be great, fellas
02:41It's gonna be great
02:43Paul Baker?
02:43Has anyone seen the cocktail shaker?
02:46Okay, be honest
02:47Did I die?
02:49Am I in hell?
02:50What?
02:50You asked for a bartender
02:51You're gonna get a bartender, okay?
02:53Someone is blacking out tonight
02:55Me
02:57Just tell me they're not assless
02:58They're not assless
03:00Oh, my God
03:01He's here
03:03Um, waft
03:06Waft, Samir
03:10I don't know the word waft
03:12Say so
03:13I was trying things
03:14Here, here, here, here
03:16Here
03:20Hi, baby
03:21Hi
03:21Hi
03:21Hey
03:24Oh, my God
03:25Hi
03:26Um, come in
03:27I want you to meet everyone
03:28Yeah
03:28Hi
03:29This is Anton
03:31Hi, I'm Anton
03:32And Issa
03:33Hi
03:33This is Paul Baker
03:34What's up, man?
03:35And you know Samir
03:36Yeah
03:36Sure
03:37Okay, well, don't salute him
03:40Um, but I'm so excited you're here
03:42I have a whole chicken in the oven
03:43Which is very me
03:45Very us
03:46So us
03:47Totally us
03:48But come, uh, get a drink
03:50Uh, Samir
03:51Coat
03:51Yes, I can take that
03:52Yeah
03:52Nice to meet you guys
03:53Yes
03:58You want to take it?
04:00Yeah
04:01Thanks, Samir
04:03Oh, wow
04:04Wow
04:05This is incredible
04:06Mm-hmm
04:07Yeah
04:08Oh, cool
04:09Cool
04:10Yeah
04:11Oh, man
04:14How many leaves does it have?
04:16How many leaves?
04:17Yeah
04:18Um, I've never counted
04:21Ah, it's probably the same as always, isn't it?
04:24Or different?
04:25Yeah, I, I, I mean, anyone's guess
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:30Samir, look at you
04:31Oh, my God
04:32Wow
04:33You did it
04:35I'm so proud of you
04:36That, I'm trying
04:37Thank you
04:38That's, that's, that's, that's very nice of you
04:42Can I be honest with you?
04:44About something?
04:45Yeah
04:47I'm on a very large
04:49Introductory dose of ketamine
04:53Okay
04:54Shh, shh, shh
04:54It's fine, it's fine
04:55They call it a, uh, a pony dose
04:58Because if you gave it to a pony
05:00It would also be high on ketamine
05:03Uh-huh
05:03Mm-hmm
05:04And, sorry, why?
05:06Why are you on that?
05:10It's just helping me move through
05:11Some stuff right now
05:13You know, with the divorce and everything
05:15Mm-hmm
05:15You know
05:16Let's not tell anyone
05:17Just keep it between us ducks
05:21Us ducks?
05:22Yeah
05:22Promise?
05:24Yeah, I promise
05:25Okay
05:30It's really good to see you
05:39He's on ketamine
05:40Who?
05:41He, he's tripping his balls off
05:43Oh, my God, Mr. Teacher?
05:44Yeah
05:45You know what?
05:46Good for him
05:46What?
05:47No, not good
05:48Not good for him
05:49These
05:50Anton, this whole thing is for him
05:51This whole night
05:52Billy planned everything
05:53Here, he's in his 40s
05:54Okay, I'm sure he knows what he's doing
05:55She's gonna freak out
05:57Yeah, if you tell her
05:58Just leave it, okay, please?
06:00I can't just leave it
06:01What the
06:01Hold, hold
06:04The cap
06:05The cap
06:05What?
06:06The cap
06:07It's just a little spillage
06:09Okay, waft
06:11Anton, waft
06:12Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:13No, Anton, sleep
06:14Oh, my God
06:16Does nobody know the word waft?
06:18Oh, my gosh
06:19Oh, waft
06:20We need to get those drinks out
06:21Oh, yeah, go
06:25I thought you said they weren't assless
06:27Oh, he changed
06:28He changed
06:30Are you, like, actually okay with it, though?
06:31Paul Baker, there is nothing wrong with bringing a plus one
06:34Also, if Jules is important to you, she's important to me
06:37Oh, my God
06:37I don't know
06:38I was, I was concerned you'd be, like, I don't know, feel weird about it or something
06:41I don't know
06:42What?
06:42Paul Baker?
06:43I know, I know
06:44I've never done, like, old friends meeting new friends, and I just
06:47But, of course, you're okay with that
06:49Duh
06:49I know, I'm sorry
06:50It's okay
06:51I'm sorry
06:52Part of my reach
06:53Thank you
06:59Huh
07:01Share, because you got more
07:06Anyway, Jules is gonna love me
07:08She is
07:08I just hope she's not intimidated of seeing me in my element
07:10Oh, yeah?
07:12Yeah
07:12Ready?
07:13Yeah
07:13Watch this
07:14Okay
07:18Next to your Barclays Center
07:19I'm tits out next to Jane Fauna in a way she does not like
07:22So, I've been going to these protests for a very long time
07:25And I can tell there's a new outfit in charge
07:27And Jane can touch
07:27How's it going?
07:28Hmm?
07:29Oh, bad
07:29I signed up for this job sort of outfit first
07:32Do you muddle Alice?
07:36I walk up, she starts throwing punches at me, and I'm like, hey, whoa, whoa, dodging, dodging, dodging
07:39And before I know it, film!
07:41Down she goes
07:42Oh, bitch
07:44I know
07:46Oh, my God
07:47Oh, my God
07:52You're just the strangest little Mexican boy I've ever seen
07:57Wait, what?
07:58Oh, that's Jules
07:59Oh, yay!
08:01You made it!
08:03I did!
08:03Oh, my God
08:04I'm so sorry I'm late
08:05No
08:06It's a reunion thing for I'm late
08:07Everyone wanted a picture with me
08:08Oh, this is fun
08:09Thank you
08:10That's Jules
08:11Look at you
08:12Oh, my God
08:13Foxy J
08:14In our house
08:16In the house
08:18It's Julia Fox
08:20What?
08:21Hi, uh, um, hi
08:22You guys know Jules?
08:25Okay, Samir, service
08:26Anton, wine
08:27Uh, Paul Baker, come and help me reach tall things
08:30This dinner is live, people, go
08:32Julia, come with me
08:33When I read your memoir, I was like, wait, this is literally me
08:36Oh, my God
08:36Every page
08:38Of course, my love
08:39I love you
08:40I love you
08:41Okay, so wait
08:42I think we are very similar
08:45So we're on the plane, and the pilot's like, one cigarette at a time
08:48Julia Fox is on my parents' couch
08:49I know
08:51Julia Fox is on my parents' couch
08:52The Uncut Gems girl is on my parents' couch
08:54I know
08:54She knows Sandler
08:56I know, Samir
08:57But we're fine
08:58This is why we prepped
08:59And then I was just like, you know what?
09:01You're not a socialist
09:02And this isn't even your private jet
09:06That is so funny, babe
09:08Do you need help?
09:08No, no, no, you're good, girl
09:09You keep eating
09:10Is the chicken in there?
09:11Yeah
09:11Oh, nice
09:13Ah!
09:17Looks so yum
09:19Anyway, yeah
09:20You okay, Ys?
09:21Totally
09:21I mean, did Paul Baker bring the A++++ version of me to this party?
09:25Sure
09:26And did I always dream that we would meet getting arrested together at Art Basel?
09:30Totally
09:30But, you know, now here she is on my night
09:33Being interesting all over the sofa
09:35Aw, Ys
09:36Yeah
09:36We had to land, um, in Athens
09:39You landed early?
09:40Yeah
09:40Oh, shit
09:41What?
09:42Huh?
09:43Oh, nothing
09:43He's...
09:44We're good
09:44Come on, don't do this to me, Samir, okay?
09:46I'm trying to conquer a chicken
09:47Yeah, yeah
09:48Just one second
09:49It's good
09:50Hey, Jules
09:51Crab dip is dairy-free
09:52I got you, girl
09:59Hey
10:03Hey
10:04Hey
10:05You okay?
10:06Yeah
10:06We're all good, Sydney
10:09That's the whole point
10:11Okay, right, yeah
10:14Oh, the old yearbook
10:17She really came into herself after the Mets braces, huh?
10:24I have to end it with her
10:26What?
10:27Oh, fuck
10:29What the fuck am I doing?
10:31Oh, man
10:32What the fuck am I doing?
10:33This girl was a child
10:35No
10:35I'm dating a child
10:36No, no, no, no, no, no
10:37You can't
10:38You can't think like that
10:39Everyone
10:39Everyone was a child
10:40Just breathe, okay?
10:42You can't do this
10:42You just gotta breathe
10:43You're not
10:43You're not thinking clearly
10:44No
10:45This is the most clear
10:46A person could
10:47Or could not be
10:48Please
10:49Please don't do this tonight
10:50You make her happy
10:51You make her so happy
10:53And she told me that
10:53She told me that you make her happy
10:56And she make me chicken
11:00What?
11:25Hey, hey, Bills
11:26Hey
11:27Hey, just real quick
11:28I, uh, I don't think you should, uh, be dating this guy
11:31I think he's a sick man
11:33I think he's sick in the head
11:35Samir, what?
11:36I, I, I just think he's fucking unhinged
11:37I think, uh
11:38Okay, where is this coming from?
11:40Well, Julia Fox ate all the crab dip
11:43Did you change?
11:46What?
11:47No
11:48I've been wearing this
11:51Fix my hair
11:53I just
11:54Bills, I really
11:55I don't think you should be with this guy
11:57In fact, hey
11:57I think you should break up with him
11:59Oh my
11:59Oh, oh
12:00Oh my god
12:02Oh my god
12:03Samir, is this bringing up feelings?
12:05What feelings?
12:07From 10th grade
12:08When you asked me out
12:09But I said no
12:09Because I was secretly hooking up with Tyler Parcell
12:11No, this doesn't have anything to do with Tyler Parcell
12:13Or his Porsche
12:14Or his dad's Porsche
12:15No, it doesn't have anything to do with that
12:17No, I just worry
12:17That you're doing that thing
12:18Where you put all your eggs
12:19In one basket
12:20In the cart
12:21Before the horse
12:22Yeah
12:22Oh my god
12:25I'm doing it
12:29Yeah
12:30Yeah, it looks great
12:38We all hang out in Lauren's office
12:40It's so fun
12:42No one actually watches the show
12:43But there are a lot of celebrities there
12:45Like who?
12:45Wait, you guys should just come with me next Saturday
12:47To SNL?
12:48Yes
12:48Oh my god
12:50I mean, me and Bowen
12:51We're doing bits
12:51I think he's single
12:53Oh, really?
12:53Yeah, I met Emma Stone last week
12:55I loved Easy A
12:58Oh, hey, what?
12:59Why would you bring a plus one?
13:01I am your girlfriend
13:01I am your plus one
13:03But I asked you like 50 times
13:05How do you even know her?
13:06You like barely have a cell phone
13:07No, it's Jules
13:08We volunteer together
13:09For Meals on Wheels
13:10She's Meals
13:10I'm Wheels
13:11Oh, wow
13:12So now you have your own sick little pet names for each other
13:15That's amazing, Paul Baker
13:16Oh, come on
13:17You were gonna do this no matter who I brought
13:18That is not true
13:20You brought Julia Fox
13:22God, do you ever go on the fucking internet?
13:25Wait, have you been to jail?
13:27Not like real jail
13:28No
13:28Just like holding cell
13:38Oh
13:40Okay
13:41Okay
13:57Oh, my God
14:02Hi, baby
14:03I like it when you call me Davey
14:06Infant
14:09I wish I had no knowledge
14:28I have to tell you something
14:30And I have to make the slaw
14:32I have to tell you something
14:41Oh
14:41Oh
14:41Oh
14:41Top me off, baby
14:42I will be
14:43Hey
14:45I read half your book
14:46Fuck yeah, you did
14:47Woo
14:50Come on, dance with me
14:52No, thanks
14:53Eu amo você
15:01Wow, Bills
15:03Oh my god, unbelievable
15:05Oh my god
15:06Wow
15:12If I may
15:14I'd like to make a toast
15:16Oh my god, please
15:17To Paul Baker
15:18Thank you for inviting me here tonight
15:21Of course
15:21And I'd like to recite a line
15:24From my favorite poem
15:25Wow
15:26Live thy life
15:27Young and old
15:28Like yarn oak
15:30Bright and spring
15:31Living gold
15:32To all of you
15:34Oh, wait
15:36I actually have a toast as well
15:39It's a poem
15:40That I wrote myself
15:42And it's called
15:43Bleached eyebrows aren't a personality
15:46It goes
15:47Poor, poor girl
15:48Bleached her eyebrows at home
15:49Okay, toasting's done
15:50Toasting's done
15:51Well, actually
15:51I'd like to say something to Billy
15:53Aw
15:53No, no, sorry
15:54Nope, toasting's over
15:56Sorry, we're all very hungry, right?
15:58Samir
15:58Yeah, she said toasting's over
15:59Too many toasts is tacky
16:01I think at this point
16:01Well, we can do one more toast
16:03Yeah?
16:03Then can I just toast you in the kitchen
16:04Real quick?
16:05What?
16:05Oh, perfect
16:06Yeah, Paul Baker
16:06Can I toast you upstairs, please?
16:07No, no, no, no more toast
16:08No more toast
16:09We have a celebrity here, okay?
16:10Let's make her proud
16:12Babe, do you want to do the honors?
16:16Oh, yeah
16:17Wow, yes, thank you
16:18Great
16:18Wow
16:20What a thing of beauty
16:22It really looks great, Bills
16:23It does
16:26Okay, here we go
16:30Oh, my God
16:31Oh
16:35Oh, yeah
16:39Did she forget to thaw that out?
16:42You have to thaw it?
16:45Wow, gorgeous
16:46Nice bit of skin for you, sir
16:50She's a toughy bird
16:51Oh, my God
16:52How hungry are you, Julia?
16:54Not at all
16:54I'm actually vegan
16:55That's a nice place
16:56Oh
16:56Oh
17:00For our beautiful chef
17:04Bit of skin
17:07Wait, wait, wait
17:08Wait, everyone, wait
17:08Listen
17:09Au jour
17:10First
17:15And for you, my hallucination
17:23All right, everyone
17:25Fuck in
17:28I'll just try it
17:29Oh
17:33Oh
17:34Oh, my God
17:38Oh, my God
17:38Inside is usually the best part
17:40But not tonight
17:42Don't
17:43Oh
17:44That's delicious
17:49He's on ketamine
17:53Pony dose
17:58I
18:00Tonight
18:01Tonight
18:01Was
18:02Supposed to be
18:03I guess
18:06No one says
18:07Grace anymore
18:08Oh, my God
18:11Hey
18:11Yo
18:14You guys have a bathroom
18:21Just unlock the door, okay
18:22I can drive you home
18:23No
18:24I'm the sixth housemate
18:27Why wouldn't you tell me he was on ketamine
18:28I said
18:29I said that he's unhinged
18:30I am the child of the group
18:32I'm funny
18:33You know what?
18:34I don't care
18:34I'm going into
18:35No, no
18:35Samir, Samir
18:36Stop
18:37Hey, dickhead
18:38You can't treat my friend like that, all right?
18:40You're in my house
18:41Samir
18:43You live in your childhood home
18:44You sleep in your childhood bed
18:46Ensconced in the same walls
18:48Where you first discovered your penis
18:50You're not some man of the house, Samir
18:53You are
18:55Eloise
18:56You fuck
18:57Bro, get the fuck out of my house, man
19:00No
19:01He's clearly going through something
19:02Yeah, clearly he's going through
19:03Why are you making excuses for this guy?
19:05I'm not making excuses, okay?
19:06You're being crazy
19:07I'm being crazy?
19:08Yeah, you're being crazy
19:09I'm being crazy?
19:09Yeah
19:10He's breaking up with you
19:12What?
19:14He told me
19:15He's breaking up with you
19:17He told me
19:21Is that true?
19:27Elliot
19:27I think he might be my rock button
19:35Hey
19:36No, no, no
19:37Hey, hey
19:38What the fuck?
19:40He's a fucking 40-year-old loser
19:43He's 42
19:46I can give him the weird milk
19:50We gotta get this guy the fuck out of here
19:55Is that his phone?
20:01Which room?
20:02He's in the shower
20:03Jesus Christ
20:04Oh, Jesus Christ
20:05Oh, man
20:08Medic?
20:09Ex-wife
20:11She didn't take her shoes off
20:13We're past shoes off
20:16Hey!
20:18Hillary?
20:19Are you?
20:20Yeah
20:20I'm here now
20:22Apparently
20:26Jesus Christ
20:27I'm doing very good
20:30Oh, you're down
20:31Yeah
20:34Let's go
20:34Yeah
20:35Yeah
20:37Do you want to come with us
20:38To the hospital?
20:40Oh, no
20:40We broke up
20:43So did we
20:45You must hate me right now
20:50Did he call you his rock bottom?
20:55Maybe he's yours, too
20:58Okay, time to go
21:00Say bye to Billy
21:02Goodbye, Billy
21:03Billy, say bye to Andrew
21:05Bye
21:07Okay
21:11Easy does it
21:12Can we stop for Taco Bell?
21:14Nope
21:16The whole fucking time
21:17I'm trying to remember this guy's name
21:19Andrew
21:29I'm sorry, Julia
21:30This night has been so
21:32I feel like I've been my worst self around you
21:34You know, listen
21:36I don't know you
21:36I don't know your name
21:38It's easy
21:38But as Paul's friend
21:39You're better than this
21:42Go wash your face
21:46I would love
21:48To do this
21:49No, I'm not coming back out here
21:51Yeah
21:52I learned from my mistakes
21:53And you should, too
21:55But I can follow you back on Instagram
21:56What's your name again?
21:57You want to just put it in?
21:58Oh, your rides
21:59Oh, shit
22:00My car's here
22:01It's really nice to meet you, Tina
22:03And I hope you get well soon, okay?
22:05Just hang in there
22:08Bye
22:09Bye
22:09Bye
22:13Fuck, Mr. Teacher
22:14Fuck, Mr. Teacher
22:16Eloise
22:18I'm fucking
22:19I'm Mr. Salamone, bitch
22:24He manages the plaza
22:25Ah
22:25Should've said that
22:26It would've been so good
22:28I thought Issa was on dishes
22:30Yeah, it was
22:31You mean the key word there?
22:32Oh, I got you
22:35So, who else do you know?
22:36I was just thinking about that
22:38Like, there's this woman, Scarlett
22:39At my gym
22:39That I'm pretty close with
22:40And I know she's an actress, so
22:42Jesus Christ
22:43Oh, and Kenny
22:44I play chess with Kenny
22:45No, I think that's just Kenny
22:46Oh, hey, Bills
22:48How are you, my love?
22:49I'm good
22:50Yeah, I'm good
22:52AHHHHH
22:55AHHHHH
22:56AHHHHH
22:57Sunny
22:59Yesterday my life was still brave
23:04Sunny
23:05You smiled at me and really easy, babe
23:11The dark days are gone
23:14And the bright days are here
23:16My sunny one shine
23:18So sincere
23:20Sunny
23:21What's all the truth
23:23I love you
23:28Thank you for the truth
23:33You let me see
23:35Sunny
23:39Thank you for the truth
23:40Haha, good at business
23:45What's all the truth
23:48You see
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