- 16 minutes ago
Outcome (2027) [Full Movie] [Trending]Full EP - Full
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:20The End
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
00:00:51and
00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
00:01:39so
00:01:43so
00:01:46so
00:01:53so
00:01:55so
00:01:57so
00:02:11so
00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years about the five years about the five years thing i was thinking i was gonna
00:03:12say i've been working since i was six and needed a break and that i needed to find out who
00:03:21i was away from all this i love that that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a
00:03:29heroine
00:03:29addiction from the public and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer
00:03:35helped me cover it up for years so no one ever found out that is a really smart omission strong
00:03:41omission no admish you're gonna be amazing babe you got this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too
00:03:47and thank you both for being here and thank you for helping me yeah babe now get out there and
00:03:52tap dance for mommy yeah that's it two minutes all right look before we get started i just gotta
00:04:00say this is a career highlight for me you tom cruise denzel you're my favorite actors of all time thanks
00:04:08so look first we're going to start off with the box office records and uh what do you mind
00:04:14i don't know if anyone talked to you but um oh my god oh my god no he's asking about
00:04:21the oscar
00:04:21i know i can tell when you introduce me would you mind not forgetting to say two-time oscar winner
00:04:29before you say reef hog of course i was planning on doing that anyway i thought it was something
00:04:33serious of course man yeah i mean i would i would never even say it it's just that sometimes people
00:04:39forget who forgets you are the most beloved movie star in the world yeah i'm just honored to have you
00:04:48on the show this is going to be a cakewalk for you oh thanks man hi how are you we're
00:04:54reef's best
00:04:54friends from high school but like we have our own lives too which is here's recording listen you are
00:05:01so charming yeah enough of that i don't want to fan out too much uh you ready yeah let's go
00:05:07for it
00:05:08all right let's go for it all right we'll get one going all right here we go three two one
00:05:12tonight
00:05:13i'm interviewing somebody i never thought i would interview i'm talking about a legend an icon what
00:05:20is there even to say reef hawk is in the house welcome oh wait sorry i messed up i left
00:05:27out the
00:05:28oscar part i'm sorry guys gotta do it again no no we're leaving this in no no no we are
00:05:33not starting
00:05:34over people at home need to see this let me tell you right now if i'm ever the kind of
00:05:40out of touch jerk
00:05:41who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award brother we got way bigger problems
00:05:50my man my man that's why the world loves you man the real reef hawk that's amazing reef hawk are
00:05:57you
00:05:57ready we're already started yes we are all right babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but
00:06:07we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling
00:06:14it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should get going
00:06:18all right can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much
00:06:23did anyone else see the silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so blatant and out
00:06:29in the open i
00:06:29almost want to like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are you doing well we don't
00:06:37know
00:06:37those guys they could literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping or whatever
00:06:42insult you just said and then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be like
00:06:51a
00:06:51fucking disaster reef chill out yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay
00:06:59it's just it's just
00:07:06it's just that you're always being watched these days and observed yeah everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's
00:07:13really weird it's really weird it's really weird okay it's okay yeah look at this is like a really
00:07:21stressful situation for you so just take a deep breath all good i'm sorry okay i was just being
00:07:27dumb and trying to be funny and no i'm sorry no please a lot of anxiety of course my bad
00:07:35you don't
00:07:36oh come on oh come on you love us i love you guys i love you by the way you
00:07:43were amazing oh my gosh he
00:07:45is a fan yeah oh
00:08:00hello bubby it's ira we got a big problem it's
00:08:03fucked up it's really fucked up it's a total fucking nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m
00:08:07tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your assistant my breakfast order beg her not to it up for me
00:08:17do i have on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's embarrassing ira tell me what the
00:08:24is going on here's a video oh jesus christ what's on it i have no idea i thought you buried
00:08:31everything
00:08:31that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public when i got sober five years ago i
00:08:37changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out of the game everything's changed for the
00:08:42record you are the goat the true goat bubby you are the best to ever do it i swear to
00:08:47god i hate to
00:08:47say it but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with you we used to be out here
00:08:52in these streets
00:08:52smashing fucking concrete getting our hands dirty hollywood was our goddamn glory hole these kids today
00:08:57they don't know how we used to do it you me rourke little chuckie sheen stephen hawking you know the
00:09:03original pussy posse you boys kept me busy didn't you can't you just make this go away like you always
00:09:08used to i can't bubby the internet changed everything i know i panicked and we used to get this
00:09:13wrapped up with the briefcase of cash in a day or two it ain't like that anymore you can text
00:09:19me or call
00:09:19me 24 hours a day just like the old days except for tuesdays from 3 p.m till about 10
00:09:25p.m what's on
00:09:26tuesdays personal shit don't worry about it oh what huh are you okay do i have to be in here
00:09:37can i just
00:09:38wait till you're done bubby i'm on a massive time crunch by the way i love this gay wallpaper thanks
00:09:45sandra bought all the art in the house very colorful very gay and classy look bubby there are
00:09:50some steps we can take in the meantime while we're waiting this out but i need you to be completely
00:09:54honest with me there are no more secrets between us look into my eyes do not break eye contact with
00:10:00me bubby have you ever killed someone no ira i've never killed someone i can't wipe my ass with this
00:10:06just performative i'm a good person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's name sammy
00:10:11sammy yeah oh come in here can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here the good
00:10:17toilet paper the good toilet paper yeah and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread
00:10:23count is it sorry i don't know ira it's scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ
00:10:30smells like um
00:10:32like earring backs in here yes that means you're healthy yeah yeah
00:10:38what the fuck cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs i'm sorry besides the health stuff
00:10:44it's so rude i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose
00:10:50and that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn
00:10:54around bubby
00:10:54eye contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay i'm not a judgy person i'm more of
00:11:04a
00:11:04you do you i'm a go ahead and do me girl ira i have never killed someone for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps that's really nice of you
00:11:32ira
00:11:32thank you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have you ever watched anyone be killed
00:11:38no ira have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever fucked a dead person no has
00:11:41a dead
00:11:42person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just say it starts with mel gibson and a
00:11:47whole lot of paupers and ends two decks over with the 10am nate and mouth breakfast you do the math
00:11:50gorgeous just to be clear you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that mel gibson
00:11:56takes paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would never betray a client like that and i'm
00:12:02offended you would even suggest it i would lose my license to practice law in the state of california if
00:12:06i
00:12:06did but just between us it's pretty fucked up actually they partied with the guy like he was a
00:12:11live all weekend they actually made a cute little picture about it weekend at bernie's yes weekend
00:12:16at bernie's bubby you're hysterical you've gotten funnier i need to know everyone who hates you
00:12:24uh who hates me fuck my first manager from when i was a kid probably good right the guy who
00:12:35represents
00:12:35kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else my old r-and-off ex-girlfriend savannah okay
00:12:43and
00:12:45who else that's it
00:12:51who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:05needs you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um
00:13:13your old boxing coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like
00:13:18directors actors costume designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives that
00:13:22you've worked with if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something my
00:13:28old
00:13:29trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal i really do
00:13:40that's that's awesome you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right with them
00:13:46and without them realizing it feel that if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if i can
00:13:51do that
00:13:52ira that's way too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go through the motions
00:13:57of apologizing to save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed his housekeeper
00:14:02it's not as bad as it sounds they were just rough housing but she's in her 70s shouldn't be
00:14:07horsing around like that so i should get over to cedars and make sure shit's kosher by the way
00:14:10incredible crushed ice at cedars i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:17so
00:14:44my assistant said all of these
00:14:45people don't like me was i an
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like fans
00:15:00no i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you weren't
00:15:06like
00:15:06super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until like a few
00:15:12years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret dick we've known each other for 40 years
00:15:17we've been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was in there yeah and
00:15:22go easy on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support you now that you're sober
00:15:29at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to buy heroin
00:15:33at downtown
00:15:34you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the housekeeper yeah i had to look
00:15:39up
00:15:39in spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug by the way zero parking at the heroin
00:15:46doll store downtown
00:15:50yeah
00:15:54it got bad it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will
00:16:06so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you he always gets you out
00:16:12of this
00:16:12stop it's gonna be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash who's
00:16:17extorting reef tour uh hey siri uh whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state
00:16:23of
00:16:23crisis but keep it fun and slutty come on and skinny i will say i kind of hate extortion
00:16:52but the upside is that we all get to drive around together like the dumb sluts we used to be
00:16:56in
00:16:56high school and i am obsessed with that part of extortion beyond what i really enjoy about it is
00:17:02that we get to be here with you and guess what else i brought with me oh are we gonna
00:17:09smoke we're
00:17:09not gonna smoke we're 120 okay we're gonna fake smoke i cannot believe kids vape these days they are
00:17:17so gay they're so lame if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally run over to him and push him
00:17:23over and
00:17:24be like nice look virgin they're literally an oral fedora i haven't seen this guy in like 30 years and
00:17:34now i'm gonna be late to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more of an asshole i've always said
00:17:39it's not an amends unless you power top it just get in there and just dom it out man i
00:17:45love outlandish humor with my friends
00:17:50you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods same as you and i signed him
00:17:57at this booth same as you right here at this brief can't wait to work with you i know our
00:18:04schedules
00:18:04will line up one of these days can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks pound our chest
00:18:10the same cage i'd sit down and order salad i've got a 4 30 call back for that valtrex commercial
00:18:15valtrex yeah i'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to herpes it's actually quite a
00:18:19complex character i love that is ellen casting it yep i'm such a sweet girl i know she is and
00:18:25we love
00:18:25her oh fuck me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock them dead will you always will and will
00:18:32do
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red red rodriguez
00:18:48manager to the stars always bet on red baby yeah
00:18:54still out here hustling
00:19:01red
00:19:04i came here to apologize to you
00:19:09can i ask you something reef of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for
00:19:18i'm really sorry i fired you
00:19:27you know i remember when i met you by the pool
00:19:31and you had no front teeth you know it was so fucking adorable
00:19:37you were really there for me at that time
00:19:40i was i was i was but you had this fucking light in you you'd light up my days and
00:19:48i'm just talking
00:19:49about the work the work was always bringing but you they started getting jobs
00:19:56and there he is
00:20:00there he is huh and i was proud i gotta tell you not just because i'm a manager but you
00:20:06know
00:20:07it was almost as if it was me in a way i was so proud then you start running around
00:20:15in hollywood and
00:20:15you're getting some big parts of movies you're hitting the clubs you're getting some
00:20:19pussy i'm getting nervous
00:20:21not just cause i don't want you to get in trouble for your career
00:20:24but i'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29and i hear things i mean weed and all that i know okay but i hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36the hardest stuff and um i didn't know how to handle it you know i did the best i could
00:20:43at that time
00:20:45i wanted to smack the shit out of you but i still worked gene really honestly i didn't know my
00:20:51role was
00:20:53you know in that whole thing i just didn't know
00:20:58maybe i handled it right maybe i did the right thing
00:21:04maybe i didn't
00:21:07i really don't know i don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12anyway look i didn't expect you to stay i didn't expect that i know i know i'm a joke to
00:21:17you guys
00:21:18now the bowling alley the roulette wheel i know who the fuck i am i know what the fuck i
00:21:24am which is
00:21:26i'm the guy you leave if i do my job right okay i know that it's all right
00:21:37i loved all you crazy little cocksuckers i really did but you were different you see you were different
00:21:42you were like you were like family to me yeah
00:21:52yeah
00:21:55and you know what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone
00:22:01not one every time with you guys the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke
00:22:09i mean all i ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear hey red
00:22:21could have called me
00:22:27i don't have your number
00:22:50i just want to see i'm a big fan thank you i appreciate that yeah mate you're right back and
00:22:57hook you're serious there was a period where i did not speak to myself for three years 11 years ago
00:23:04in sydney i chucked it in the dumper because she was on the blog aside from my feelings on the
00:23:09film
00:23:09technically it's astonishing honestly mate i feel like you chucked it in my number so actually
00:23:22hey pal excuse me yo hey i don't interrupt you i never do this i'm a big fan i'm not
00:23:28here to blow
00:23:28you up or bug you i just want to tell you i'm running this for a while i wanted to
00:23:33introduce myself
00:23:36brief yeah i know i know i'm buddy i'm everybody's buddy we're having some people over today if we
00:23:44make noise and rap music or something just tell me we got tons of food gonna have some celebs cool
00:23:49awesome hi the mclaren's taking up both spots and ud's pulling up from nobu i'll take care of it
00:23:55honey get off your feet you gotta lay down how many cigarettes did dr crane say i could smoke
00:23:59while pregnant again oh he said zero oh hey i know you you dated my grandma that's reef nice to
00:24:07meet
00:24:08you queef
00:24:12fucking shit dude having my first kid well congrats i'm like a kid having a kid but i'm under 60
00:24:21that's what they call a malibu teen dad
00:24:24huh you got kids no oh yeah i read that fuck you're lucky dude just get to party 24 7
00:24:34i gotta
00:24:34deal with this shit anyway all love homie have a good one i always do and i will do
00:24:46man's search for meaning it's like the most lit holocaust book
00:24:50my therapist gave me this one after my parents divorce and like in a way the divorce was my
00:24:55family's personal holocaust you know like the mistress was hitler my mom was like jesse jackson
00:25:03that black guy that won that medal because he ran really fast jesse owens jesse owens and i was like
00:25:09and frank you know because i was like hiding from my shame this book taught me like not to hide
00:25:15anymore
00:25:15and i don't think you should either so i'm giving this to you it would be good for you excuse
00:25:20me
00:25:21oh yeah i'm gonna give you some privacy
00:25:24ira what's happening fuck bubby i'm so glad i caught you holy
00:25:27what what is it did you see a pair of sunglasses after i left your house i'm like
00:25:30fucked up looking for them they're chanel ira are you fucking kidding me no no i know i never splurge
00:25:35like that ira you scared the shit out of me i thought something had leaked or something
00:25:38fucked it happened with the video oh shit did something happen i'm asking you are you
00:25:43fucking serious i'm fucking with you but for real though shit is not going well i got nothing on
00:25:48my side you got to keep apologizing to people all right okay bubby sorry if i sound distracted i'm
00:25:53getting an iv trip right now i'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess i'll call you back when i
00:25:58hear something so do you like want me to pretend that i don't know what's going on to like make
00:26:07things easier for you or or what let me think on it i may just want to pretend things are
00:26:14not insane
00:26:15with one person in my life sure hey what extortion
00:26:22thanks sammy it's been so long mom
00:26:28it has
00:26:32i have a lot to uh apologize to you for for starters i was often very rude about you participating
00:26:46in this
00:26:47kind of entertainment i'm sorry for that
00:26:56fuck sorry can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera and that was
00:27:02such a great fucking emotional moment i'm so fucking touched genuinely i just have to be sure it's usable
00:27:08because my content partners need it sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so mommy can get her beak wet
00:27:13my son may be a star but i'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21this is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons i can't even begin to tell you didn't you
00:27:27come here to apologize to me yeah and you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show
00:27:33which
00:27:33makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place okay we'll get to that in one second
00:27:38you
00:27:38pretentious little but for starters you showed up didn't you you're a little truffle-sipping fame
00:27:46piggy just like mommy i wanted to please you i became famous to please you i supported your career
00:27:53day in and day out for nine years of my life i wanted a parent not a business collaborator when
00:28:01you
00:28:01were a little kid you begged me every day to be on tv begged me i'm talking tantrums days long
00:28:08tantrums
00:28:08fits making scenes screaming carrying on i didn't know what to do i was 25 and you were six so
00:28:17i moved
00:28:18us across the country away from your father my husband away from my parents my support system
00:28:25into a shitty little month to month in the valley so i could take you to auditions every day you
00:28:33were
00:28:33my focus your father left us not just you he left me too i sacrificed my marriage
00:28:43who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25 reef but then something amazing happened
00:28:52your fucking dreams came true and i went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere
00:28:58to suddenly my son singing and dancing on the tonight show you became a big famous actor
00:29:06you got everything you ever wanted
00:29:12i was a kid
00:29:16kids don't know what they want kids want to be astronauts yeah and some of them actually do become
00:29:25astronauts the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers
00:29:29mom i felt used and exploited you stopped seeing me when i got on this show
00:29:37you stopped talking to me your fucking mother
00:29:52you're right
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:30:01that's not okay
00:30:08can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a
00:30:13different reaction on my side jesus christ you see what you even take a moment like that and make it
00:30:23for
00:30:23the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't say anything about your
00:30:30take
00:30:32i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and one where i don't
00:30:38on my
00:30:38side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is it for you is it for
00:30:46me
00:30:48isn't an apology just to show also this was such a fucked idea you are such a scorched unit not
00:30:57everything is one thing reef yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything that was
00:31:03in this
00:31:03conversation just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real just because it's
00:31:09performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth why can't it be both oh you and i see things
00:31:16so fucking differently reef i've accepted that i hope you can too one day
00:31:24i'm not trying to change you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42put it down so
00:31:43someone will date you just put it under the window over there guys thanks i should not be lifting
00:31:49this couch right now i have been so nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that unhoused
00:31:56gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using
00:32:00contraception babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are because you're old yeah that's
00:32:09meaning of that bit okay just making sure you understood the math of it oh you know i i got
00:32:14it
00:32:14thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff but like your mom is so
00:32:20fucking major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details babe lay off the mom stuff okay even
00:32:26though we're all dying to know what she was wearing no it's okay but it's not her it's not her
00:32:37okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour be
00:33:01here
00:33:06dearly beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to protect
00:33:11our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius nothing prince whatever reef i would
00:33:22now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the rover rover reef unit
00:33:30didn't land okay tough room i'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it one of the world's
00:33:36most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated illegal
00:33:44reach is wide and long and my man you know she doesn't mind not ladies and gentlemen virginia
00:33:54allen i've been green reef reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of
00:34:03terrible men not if i hire her first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby
00:34:09we know i
00:34:10wouldn't have accepted this if i thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's
00:34:17not we know
00:34:18i know i know i know she knows we know we know i of course know but if it is
00:34:25you're gonna want
00:34:26virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of
00:34:32naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement ira he's been preaching since the same
00:34:51street and boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter
00:34:59shut the fuck up oh you still sorry about last time we worked together yeah because you completely
00:35:03ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the out of me and my client here we go again did you follow
00:35:08the jesse smollett thing uh the two racist guys who beat up the black actor and ended up being
00:35:13set up by him leon and i came up with that at lunch one day it's a killer idea we
00:35:17pitched it around town
00:35:18and jesse was the most passionate about the project sometimes these things are reverse engineered where
00:35:21the idea comes before the talent you know like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have
00:35:25a star attached then tell them what happened to ira who's such a fucking hypocrite leon you're one of my
00:35:29best friends i love you more than life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring
00:35:33more black people so i hired two black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with elegance and
00:35:39all
00:35:39of a sudden i'm the asshole you hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate
00:35:44crime against a black guy you stupid motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't
00:35:48hire black guys make up your mind i shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even
00:35:53post a black square a couple years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid
00:35:58but i
00:35:58storied the black square i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on
00:36:06our
00:36:07team oh i pray to god you didn't say the word on that video what no i would never we
00:36:15know we know i
00:36:17know he knows we know of course we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the
00:36:24living
00:36:24shit out of you and then we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not
00:36:33a racist reef while we totally believe you aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist
00:36:41things
00:36:41which is very common except in your position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer
00:36:48and activist i'm here because i famously started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by
00:36:54the way we noticed thank you for doing no thank you do you recall a scene from a jesus i
00:37:01hate to call
00:37:01it a film a thing you were in called titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s
00:37:09low-budget
00:37:09teen comedy ira buried when you got famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a
00:37:15scene from this film in which your character israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the
00:37:21girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your
00:37:26character dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority we think someone may be framing the scene
00:37:31in a modern context to use it to cancel you for being racist against asian people it was a scene
00:37:37in a
00:37:38stupid movie it wasn't me it was a character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from
00:37:43the anti-semitism committee we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively
00:37:48affect a person's career in fact it could even help like that sounds like a freako acid trip so
00:37:55you go through every hypothetical fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if
00:38:00we broke down my text in my dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like
00:38:04fire against my skin the whole entire time i hate that you're being put through this
00:38:09i i just hate it when you're sad you know i was thinking about when you got clean how
00:38:15you never did aa or any other program like that because you were just like so worried that people
00:38:20were going to recognize you and out that you had a problem and how that would you know affect your
00:38:26image of course but a big part of all that is doing the steps right apologizing to the people you
00:38:32hurt
00:38:32maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure that you apologize to the people
00:38:38that were hurt by your addiction you know i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate
00:38:45an apology from you right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:06fuck this is hard
00:39:12i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38what the actual
00:39:39fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i
00:39:45i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i'm a little stupid
00:39:49i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i don't want to stay in the
00:40:15middle
00:40:24i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i don't want to stay in the
00:40:27middle are you all right now i'm not a little bit
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:00Savannah.
00:41:02Here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:16lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall.
00:41:19Almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerp.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this.
00:41:35When it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off.
00:41:48Photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:55Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:01Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:04I hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24Uh, how do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you.
00:42:51Because it's always about you, Reef.
00:42:57Let me guess.
00:42:58Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you.
00:43:03About your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you.
00:43:08Or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness, do you, Reef?
00:43:17Don't be mad, I know.
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction to run to and toy with when you're
00:43:56when you're depressed or lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored.
00:44:06Only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:32It doesn't.
00:44:36My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:45:03Ira.
00:45:04I need you to come straight back to my office.
00:45:06I got us a call with the guy. He's ready to negotiate. Same seats. Shit, I gotta run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32All right, this is it. At your stations, okay? Put him through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira. Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here. Just in the office solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah. By the sound of that speakerphone and the cavernous echo in the conference room,
00:45:45I can tell it's just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you. What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandris and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope. Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira. Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too, which,
00:46:00pretty positive that you are, I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor
00:46:04who's been renting a house next to you for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose. Since when you were sickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that. It felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who wishes
00:46:27to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet. I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it
00:46:32first. How fucking generous of you. All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million. The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:08He comes.
00:47:09He comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:14He comes.
00:47:17He comes.
00:47:19He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do. I accept it.
00:47:39But who says cumming is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Cum makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Latin A idol.
00:48:00Hand prints in the Grauman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum-based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:12This young lady here, cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful.
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful.
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:15Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:32What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be a gifted artist.
00:49:56And that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:06I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:07And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The big bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now, you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:33Now, anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:40And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is indeed a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18Live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:21Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late.
00:51:38It's one day a week.
00:51:39I got to be out by a certain time.
00:51:47Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:50Stay with it tonight.
00:51:53Digest it.
00:52:00Ira.
00:52:03You have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries.
00:53:15I like babies.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic.
00:53:16Come on.
00:53:16You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20My dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25Oh, I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:46That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but, uh, Reef is always very busy.
00:53:55So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's what I tell him.
00:54:05He's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, dad said, gotta keep my options open, because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:13Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:15Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Oh, shut up, dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey, I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol.
00:54:37And say not a crack, Reef.
00:54:39Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:46Let's go.
00:54:53Right.
00:55:15Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny, I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan, and the main character is a rock star
00:55:29whose mom is on a reality show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star, it's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:46You can breeze right through it.
00:55:56Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:55:59A live tell-all interview, while pretending to be a victim,
00:56:04seems like the actual complete opposite of what you should do.
00:56:09What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up, I've worked for my entire life.
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32Well, I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately, so...
00:56:41Look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reeve, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:54It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:21Don't fucking curse at me ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that.
00:57:30Ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you,
00:57:39are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:51I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:58I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum and not be my friend
00:58:05for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13Which you don't even remember, but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand,
00:58:50that might be in the realm of possibility for you.
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle, I don't have the patience or the fucking energy
00:58:59to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:12You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview
00:59:20and I hope you get more famous and more rich,
00:59:24more attention
00:59:27as it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life, my shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be all the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch of people on the internet.
00:59:50And the next time we do a performative apology tour,
00:59:53throw your two best friends on the list,
00:59:54you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:18I ordered food and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:48When we were in high school,
01:00:50every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade
01:00:57and you asked me point blank if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours
01:01:01and we got into this big screaming fight
01:01:03and
01:01:06you said to me
01:01:09you said you would not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this,
01:01:29I choose to remember that person.
01:02:15You always Kaufman.
01:02:16You would only be my friend.
01:02:16But I didn't think he could be a friend.
01:02:16You would also like this.
01:02:16You're so customizing this guy.
01:02:16I simply for what you want to do with me
01:02:16with your partner
01:02:17and that guy...
01:02:17I said you'd never get to check
01:02:20that person.
01:03:42Hi.
01:03:43Great to see you, Tura.
01:03:46It's great to see you, too.
01:03:48Thank you for doing this, by the way.
01:03:50I mean, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and how much our lives have paralleled and the things
01:04:01we've been through.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like, why did we do this, and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know.
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving as
01:04:41a victim.
01:04:43I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything and share it with
01:04:49the world.
01:04:50I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17What?
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2030 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't, you can't, you can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I just don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds to live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go outland on all you motherfuckers!
01:05:53Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force in a hand and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:10They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:25Hello?
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:38I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here, in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong!
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:28It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:29It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:34It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:35It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:39It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:40It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:43It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:43It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:44It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:44It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:45It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:46It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:47It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:48It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:49It's the cosmic tax.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this still crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reef Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months, living in this hotel room.
01:08:50Um, I guess I'm a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have like a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:08No.
01:09:11No, I don't.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:16Why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else
01:09:42I thought it was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:06Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:25Uh, uh.
01:10:28Uh.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:19The day I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:12:23Yeah, I shook my hand
01:12:26There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:33And the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:53Yeah, but it's not about me.
01:13:12I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, Joe.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reeve.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:13:54Yeah, scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:14:05Hey, how lucky can't one man get.
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who's this?
01:14:18It's Reeve.
01:14:20Reeve?
01:14:21Reeve?
01:14:23What can I do for you, Reeve?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44What the fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reeve?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:01Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:06That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, I mean, isn't it, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:19Same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today, either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walk, but down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:33I shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:55Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:36girl girl girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room
01:16:42trust oh three two one good evening and welcome to the prime time special edition of the drew
01:16:51barrymore show we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and you
01:16:59soon will be of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here and
01:17:04unloading
01:17:05on your tits and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for you
01:17:10well
01:17:11let's get the tissues out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you know
01:17:18anything
01:17:18about my past but you know et changed my life i actually always thought it was et you know like
01:17:24french never seen it before saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is from
01:17:30what i understand it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle the ball guy you just put a blanket on him and
01:17:38take him for a
01:17:39ride on a bicycle yeah i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the notebook
01:17:49don't know how i did that now i wonder where it's gone must have spent the way i went waiting
01:18:00for the
01:18:01dawn shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:28clocks in the spoons empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:18:44so
01:18:46i'm
01:18:57i'm
01:18:58i'm
01:19:00i'm
01:19:01i'm
01:19:05i'm
01:19:13i'm
01:19:16i'm
01:19:18i'm
01:19:18i'm
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
Comments