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00:00:20The End
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
00:00:51and
00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years say i was thinking i was gonna say i've been working since i was six
00:03:16and needed a break and that i needed to find out who i was away from all this i love
00:03:24that
00:03:24that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
00:03:31and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years
00:03:36so no one ever found out that is a really smart omission strong omiss no admish you're gonna be
00:03:43amazing babe you got this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too and thank you both for being here
00:03:48and
00:03:49thank you for helping me yeah babe now get out there and tap dance for mommy yeah that's it
00:03:57all right look before we get started i just gotta say this is a career highlight for me you tom
00:04:04cruise
00:04:04denzel you're my favorite actors of all time thanks so look first we're going to start off
00:04:10with the box office records and what do you mind i don't know if anyone talked to you but um
00:04:17oh my god oh my god oh no he's asking about the oscar i know i can tell when you
00:04:23introduce me
00:04:25would you mind not forgetting to say two-time oscar winner before you say reeve hawk of course
00:04:31i was planning on doing that anyway i thought it was something serious of course man yeah i mean
00:04:35i would i would never even say it it's just that sometimes people forget who forgets
00:04:42you are the most beloved movie star in the world i'm just honored to have you on the show this
00:04:48is
00:04:49going to be a cakewalk for you oh thanks man hi how are you we're reeve's best friends from high
00:04:55school but like we have our own lives too just here's recording yeah listen you are so
00:05:02charming yeah enough of that i don't want to fan out too much uh you ready yeah let's go for
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00:05:08all right let's go for it all right we'll get one going all right here we go three two one
00:05:12tonight i'm
00:05:14interviewing somebody i never thought i would interview i'm talking about a legend an icon what
00:05:20is there even to say reef hawk is in the house welcome oh wait sorry i messed up i left
00:05:27out the oscar
00:05:28part i'm sorry guys gotta do it again no oh no we're leaving this in no no no we are
00:05:33not starting
00:05:34over people that don't need to see this let me tell you right now if i'm ever the kind of
00:05:40out of touch
00:05:40jerk who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award brother we got way bigger problems
00:05:50i mean that's why the world loves you man the real reef hawk that's amazing reef hawk okay you ready
00:05:58we're already started yes we are babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but we're
00:06:07gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling
00:06:14it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should get going
00:06:18all right can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much
00:06:21thank you uh did anyone else see the silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so
00:06:28blatant and
00:06:29out in the open i almost want to like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are
00:06:34you doing
00:06:36we don't know those guys they could literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping
00:06:42or
00:06:42whatever insult you just said and then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be
00:06:50like
00:06:51a fucking disaster reef chill out yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay
00:06:59it's just it's just
00:07:05it's just that you're always being watched these days and observed yeah everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's
00:07:13really weird it's really weird okay okay it's okay yeah look at this is like a really stressful
00:07:22situation for you so just take a deep breath okay i'm sorry okay i was just being dumb and trying
00:07:28to be
00:07:29funny funny and no i'm sorry no please a lot of anxiety of course yeah it's my bad you don't
00:07:36have to
00:07:36come on come on oh you love us i love you guys i love you by the way you were
00:07:43amazing oh my gosh he is a fan
00:07:45yeah yeah oh
00:07:54shut
00:08:00hello bubby and tyra we got a big problem it's
00:08:03fucked up it's really fucked up it's a total fucking nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m
00:08:07tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your assistant my breakfast order beg her not to fuck it up for me
00:08:17do i have shit on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's fucking embarrassing ira tell me
00:08:24what the
00:08:24fuck is going on here's a video oh jesus christ what's on it i have no idea i thought you
00:08:31buried
00:08:31everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public
00:08:35when i got sober five years ago i changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out
00:08:40of the
00:08:40game everything's changed for the record you are the goat the true goat bubby you were the best
00:08:45ever do it i swear to god i hate to say it but it's nice to be back on the
00:08:50fucking court with you
00:08:50we used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete getting our hands dirty
00:08:55hollywood was our goddamn glory hole these kids today they don't know how we used to do it
00:08:59you me rourke little chucky sheen stephen hawking you know the original pussy posse you boys kept me
00:09:04busy didn't you can't you just make this go away like you always used to i can't bubby the internet
00:09:10changed everything i know i panicked and we used to get this wrapped up with a briefcase of cash in
00:09:14a day or two it ain't like that anymore you can text me or call me 24 hours a day
00:09:21just like the old days
00:09:22except for tuesdays from 3 p.m till about 10 p.m what's on tuesdays personal shit don't worry about
00:09:29it
00:09:30oh what huh are you okay
00:09:35do i have to be in here can i just wait till you're done
00:09:39bubby i'm on a massive time crunch by the way i love this gay wallpaper thanks sander bought all the
00:09:45art in the house very colorful very gay and classy look bubby there are some steps we can take in
00:09:51the
00:09:52meantime while we're waiting this out but i need you to be completely honest with me there are no
00:09:56more secrets between us look into my eyes do not break eye contact with me bubby have you ever killed
00:10:01someone no ira i've never killed someone i can't wipe my ass with this just performative i'm a good
00:10:08person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's name sammy sammy oh come in here can
00:10:14you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here the good toilet paper the good toilet paper yeah
00:10:19and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread count is sorry i don't know ira it's
00:10:25scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ smells like um like earring backs in here
00:10:34yes that means you're healthy
00:10:38what the fuck cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs besides the health stuff it's so rude
00:10:45i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose and
00:10:50that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn around
00:10:54bubby
00:10:54eye contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay bubby i'm not a judgy person
00:11:03i'm more of a you do you i'm a go ahead and do me girl ira i have never killed
00:11:10someone
00:11:13for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps
00:11:31that's really nice of you ira thank you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have
00:11:37you ever watched anyone be killed no have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever
00:11:40fucked a dead person no has a dead person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just
00:11:45say it starts with mel gibson and a whole lot of paupers and ends two decks over with the 10
00:11:49am
00:11:49nate and now it's breakfast you do the math gorgeous just to be clear you're saying how a corpse
00:11:54fucks a human being is that mel gibson takes paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would
00:12:00never betray a client like that and i'm offended you would even suggest it i would lose my license to
00:12:04practice law in the state of california if i did but just between us it's pretty fucked up actually
00:12:10they partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend they actually made a cute little picture
00:12:13about it weekend at bernie's yes weekend at bernie's bubby you're hysterical you've gotten funnier
00:12:22i need to know everyone who hates you uh who hates me fuck my first manager from when i was
00:12:32a kid
00:12:32probably good right the guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else
00:12:39my old on and off ex-girlfriend savannah okay and who else that's it
00:12:51who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:05who hates you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um your
00:13:14old
00:13:14boxing coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like directors
00:13:18actors costume designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives that you've worked
00:13:23with if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something my old trainer
00:13:29doesn't hate me because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal i really do that's
00:13:40that's awesome you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right with them
00:13:46and without them realizing it feel out if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if i can
00:13:51do
00:13:51that ira that's way too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go through the
00:13:57motions
00:13:57of apologizing to save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed his
00:14:02housekeeper it's not as bad as it sounds they were just rough housing but she's in her 70s
00:14:06shouldn't be horsing around like that so i should get over to cedars and make sure
00:14:09shit's kosher by the way incredible crushed ice at cedars i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:44my assistant said all of these people don't like me was i an asshole
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like fans
00:15:00and stuff i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you
00:15:06weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until like
00:15:12a few years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret dick we've known each other for
00:15:1640 years
00:15:17we've been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was in there
00:15:22yeah and go easy on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support you now that
00:15:28you're sober at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store you used to
00:15:32buy
00:15:32heroin at downtown you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the housekeeper i had
00:15:39to look up in spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug by the way zero parking
00:15:45at
00:15:46heroin doll store downtown yeah
00:15:54you cut that it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will
00:16:06so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you he always gets you out
00:16:12of this stuff it's going to be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash
00:16:16who's extorting reef tour uh hey siri uh whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme
00:16:22state
00:16:23of crisis uh but keep it fun and slutty come on and skinny
00:16:47i will say i kind of hate extortion
00:16:52but the upside is that we all get to drive around together like the dumb sluts we used to be
00:16:56in
00:16:56high school and i am obsessed with that part of extortion beyond what i really enjoy about it is
00:17:02that we get to be here with you and guess what else i brought with me oh are we gonna
00:17:09smoke we're not
00:17:10gonna smoke we're 120 okay we're gonna fake smoke i cannot believe kids vape these days they are so gay
00:17:18they're so lame if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally run over to him and push him over and
00:17:24be like
00:17:24nice look virgin
00:17:29they're literally an oral fedora fuck i haven't seen this guy in like 30 years and now i'm gonna
00:17:34be late to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more of an asshole i've always said it's not an
00:17:40amends unless you power top it just get in there and just dom it out babe i love outlandish humor
00:17:47with
00:17:47my friend you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods same as you and i signed him
00:17:57at this booth same as you right here at this booth brief can't wait to work with you i know
00:18:04our schedules will wind up one of these days can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks
00:18:09pound our chest the same cage let's sit down and order salad i've got a 4 30 call back for
00:18:14that
00:18:14valtrex commercial valtrex yeah i'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to herpes
00:18:18it's actually quite a complex character i love that is ellen casting it yep i'm such a sweet girl i
00:18:24know
00:18:24she is and we love her oh fuck me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock them dead will
00:18:30you always will
00:18:31and will do oh wow
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red red rodriguez manager to the stars always bet on red baby
00:18:52yeah
00:18:52yeah
00:18:5410 years later
00:18:55just a lot of year hustling
00:19:01red
00:19:04i came here to apologize to you
00:19:10can I ask you something reef
00:19:12of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for
00:19:18I'm really sorry
00:19:19I fired you
00:19:27You know, I remember when I met you by the pool
00:19:30And you had no front teeth
00:19:32You know
00:19:33It was so fucking adorable
00:19:37You were really there for me at that time
00:19:40I was, I was
00:19:43But you had this fucking light in you
00:19:47You'd light up my days
00:19:48And I'm not just talking about the work
00:19:49The work was always bringing
00:19:51But you
00:19:53And you started getting jobs
00:19:57And there he is
00:20:00There he is
00:20:01And I was fucking proud
00:20:04I gotta tell you
00:20:04Not just because I'm a manager
00:20:05But, you know
00:20:07It was almost as if it was me
00:20:10In a way, I was so proud
00:20:13Then you start running around Hollywood
00:20:15And you're getting some big parts in movies
00:20:17You're hitting the clubs
00:20:18You're getting some pussy
00:20:19I'm getting nervous
00:20:21Not just because I don't want you to get in trouble for your career
00:20:24But I'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29And I hear things
00:20:30I mean, weed and all that I know, okay
00:20:33But I hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36The hardest stuff
00:20:37And, um, I didn't know how to handle it
00:20:39You know
00:20:41I did the best I could at that time
00:20:45I wanted to smack the shit out of you
00:20:48But I still worked, Gene
00:20:49Really, honestly, I didn't know what my role was
00:20:53You know
00:20:53In that whole thing
00:20:55I just didn't know
00:20:58Maybe I handled it right
00:21:00Maybe I did the right thing
00:21:04Maybe I didn't
00:21:07I really don't know
00:21:08I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12Anyway
00:21:13Look, I didn't expect you to stay
00:21:14I didn't expect that
00:21:15I know
00:21:16I know I'm a joke to you guys now
00:21:18The bowling alley
00:21:19The roulette wheel
00:21:21I know who the fuck I am
00:21:23I know what the fuck I am
00:21:25Which is
00:21:26I'm the guy
00:21:27You leave
00:21:28If I do my job right
00:21:30Okay
00:21:31I know that
00:21:32It's all right
00:21:37I loved all you crazy little cocksuckers
00:21:39I really did
00:21:40But you were different
00:21:41You see, you were different
00:21:42You were like
00:21:44You were like family to me
00:21:47Yeah
00:21:52Yeah
00:21:55And you know
00:21:56What gets me is that
00:21:57Not one of you guys
00:21:58Ever picked up the phone
00:22:01Not one
00:22:03Every time with you guys
00:22:04The last time we spoke
00:22:05Was the last time we spoke
00:22:09I mean, all I ever wanted
00:22:10Was to pick up the phone
00:22:11And hear
00:22:14Hey, Ray
00:22:21Could have called me
00:22:27They don't have your number
00:22:50Hi
00:22:50I just want to see
00:22:52I'm a big fan
00:22:53Thank you
00:22:54I appreciate that
00:22:55Yeah
00:22:56Mate
00:22:56You're right back and hook
00:22:57You're fucking serious
00:22:59There was a period
00:23:00Where I did not speak to myself
00:23:02For three years
00:23:03Eleven years ago
00:23:04In Sydney
00:23:06I chucked it in the dumper
00:23:07Because she was on the block
00:23:08Aside from my feelings on the film
00:23:09Technically
00:23:10It's astonishing
00:23:11Honestly, Ray
00:23:12I feel like you chucked it in my dumper
00:23:14So actually
00:23:22Hey, pal
00:23:23Excuse me
00:23:23Yo
00:23:24I don't want to interrupt you
00:23:26I never do this
00:23:27I'm a big fan
00:23:28I'm not here to blow you up
00:23:29Or bug you
00:23:30I just want to tell you
00:23:31I'm running this for a while
00:23:33Wanted to introduce myself
00:23:36Brief
00:23:36Yeah, I know, I know
00:23:38I'm Buddy
00:23:40I'm everybody's Buddy
00:23:42We're having some people over today
00:23:43If we make noise
00:23:44Some rap music or something
00:23:46Just tell me
00:23:46We've got tons of food
00:23:47We're gonna have some celebs
00:23:48Cool, awesome
00:23:50Hon
00:23:50The McLaren's taking up both spots
00:23:52And UD's pulling up from Nobu
00:23:54I'll take care of it
00:23:55Honey, get off your feet
00:23:56You gotta lay down
00:23:56How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane
00:23:58So I could smoke while pregnant again?
00:24:00Oh, he said zero
00:24:02Oh, hey, I know you
00:24:03You dated my grandma
00:24:06That's Reef
00:24:07Nice to meet you, Queef
00:24:12Fucking shit, dude
00:24:13Having my first kid
00:24:15Well, congrats
00:24:17I'm like a kid having a kid
00:24:19But I'm under 60
00:24:21That's what they call
00:24:22A Malibu teen dad
00:24:25You got kids?
00:24:27No
00:24:28Oh, yeah, I read that
00:24:30Fuck, you're lucky, dude
00:24:32Just get to party 24-7
00:24:34I gotta deal with this shit
00:24:37Anyway
00:24:37All love, homie
00:24:39Have a good one
00:24:41I always do
00:24:42And I will do
00:24:46Man's search for meaning
00:24:48It's like the most lit Holocaust book
00:24:50My therapist gave me this one
00:24:52After my parents' divorce
00:24:53And, like, in a way
00:24:54The divorce was my family's
00:24:56Personal Holocaust
00:24:57You know?
00:24:58Like, the mistress was
00:24:59Hitler
00:25:00My mom was, like
00:25:02Jesse Jackson
00:25:03That black guy that won that medal
00:25:04Because he ran really fast
00:25:05Jesse Owens
00:25:07Jesse Owens
00:25:08And I was, like, Anne Frank
00:25:10You know, because I was, like, hiding
00:25:11From my shame
00:25:13This book taught me, like, not to hide anymore
00:25:15And I don't think you should either
00:25:16So
00:25:17I'm giving this to you
00:25:18It would be good for you
00:25:20Excuse me
00:25:21Oh, yeah
00:25:22I'm gonna give you some privacy
00:25:24Ira, what's happening?
00:25:25Fuck, Bubby
00:25:26I'm so glad I caught you
00:25:27Holy shit
00:25:27What? What is it?
00:25:28Did you see a pair of sunglasses
00:25:29After I left your house?
00:25:29I'm, like, fucked up looking for them
00:25:31They're Chanel
00:25:31Ira, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:33No, no, I know
00:25:34I never splurge like that
00:25:35Ira, you scared the shit out of me
00:25:37I thought something had leaked
00:25:38Or something fucked
00:25:39It happened with the video
00:25:40Oh, shit, did something happen?
00:25:41I'm asking you
00:25:42Are you fucking serious?
00:25:44I'm fucking with you
00:25:45But for real, though
00:25:46Shit is not going well
00:25:47I got nothing on my side
00:25:48You gotta keep apologizing to people
00:25:50All right?
00:25:51Oh, hey, Bubby
00:25:52Sorry if I sound distracted
00:25:53I'm getting an IV trip right now
00:25:54I'm also doing couples therapy
00:25:56And playing chess
00:25:57I'll call you back when I hear something
00:26:02So
00:26:03Do you, like
00:26:04Want me to pretend
00:26:05That I don't know what's going on
00:26:07To, like, make things easier for you
00:26:08Or
00:26:10Or what?
00:26:11Let me think on it
00:26:12I may just want to pretend
00:26:13Things are not insane
00:26:15With one person in my life
00:26:16Sure
00:26:17Hey
00:26:18What extortion?
00:26:22Thanks, Sammy
00:26:25It's been so long, Mom
00:26:29It has
00:26:32I have a lot to, uh
00:26:37Apologize to you for
00:26:39For starters
00:26:41I was often very rude
00:26:44About you participating
00:26:46In this kind of entertainment
00:26:50I'm sorry for that
00:26:56Fuck, sorry
00:26:57Can we try that one more time, huh?
00:27:00The label wasn't cheated towards camera
00:27:01And that was such a great fucking emotional moment
00:27:04I'm so fucking touched
00:27:05Genuinely
00:27:06I just have to be sure it's usable
00:27:08Because my content partners need it
00:27:10Sometimes you gotta tickle their balls
00:27:11So Mommy can get her beak wet
00:27:14My son may be a star
00:27:15But I'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21This is so triggering
00:27:23And fucked up
00:27:24For so many reasons
00:27:25I can't even begin to tell you
00:27:27Didn't you come here
00:27:28To apologize to me?
00:27:29Yeah
00:27:30And you'd only receive the apology
00:27:32If we did it on the show
00:27:33Which makes my skin crawl
00:27:35That you're even on
00:27:35In the first place
00:27:37Okay, we'll get to that
00:27:37In one second
00:27:38You pretentious little fuck
00:27:40But for starters
00:27:42You showed up, didn't you?
00:27:44You're a little
00:27:45Trouffle-sipping fame piggy
00:27:46Just like Mommy
00:27:47I wanted to please you
00:27:48I became famous to please you
00:27:52I supported your career
00:27:53Day in and day out
00:27:55For nine years of my life
00:27:57I wanted a parent
00:27:58Not a business collaborator
00:28:00When you were a little kid
00:28:02You begged me every day to be on TV
00:28:04Begged me
00:28:05I'm talking tantrums
00:28:07Days-long tantrums
00:28:08Fits
00:28:09Making scenes
00:28:10Screaming
00:28:11Carrying on
00:28:12I didn't know what to do
00:28:14I was 25
00:28:15And you were 6
00:28:17So I moved us across the country
00:28:19Away from your father
00:28:21My husband
00:28:22Away from my parents
00:28:24My support system
00:28:25Into a shitty little
00:28:27Month-to-month in the valley
00:28:29So I could take you to auditions
00:28:31Every day
00:28:32You were my focus
00:28:35Your father left us
00:28:37Not just you
00:28:38He left me too
00:28:39I sacrificed my marriage
00:28:42Who were you sacrificing anything for
00:28:46When you were 25, Reef?
00:28:48But then something amazing happened
00:28:51Your fucking dreams came true
00:28:54And I went from being a little nobody
00:28:57In the middle of nowhere
00:28:58To suddenly my son
00:29:00Singing and dancing
00:29:01On The Tonight Show
00:29:02You became a big famous actor
00:29:06You got everything you ever wanted
00:29:10Mom
00:29:13I was a kid
00:29:16Kids don't know what they want
00:29:20Kids want to be astronauts
00:29:22Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts
00:29:25The ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers
00:29:29Mom, I felt used and exploited
00:29:32You stopped seeing me
00:29:34When I got on this show
00:29:37You stopped talking to me
00:29:40Your fucking mother
00:29:52You're right
00:29:57I'm sorry
00:30:01That's not okay
00:30:07Can we take that from after you're right?
00:30:10But before, sorry, that's not okay
00:30:12I want to get a different reaction on my side
00:30:15Jesus fucking Christ
00:30:18You see?
00:30:19What?
00:30:20You even take a moment like that
00:30:22And make it for the show
00:30:23You make it for show
00:30:26I was actually feeling in that moment
00:30:29I didn't say anything about your take
00:30:31I bought it
00:30:32Your delivery was very strong
00:30:34I just wanted one where I cry
00:30:37And one where I don't on my side
00:30:39So the editor will have options
00:30:42What even is an apology, Reef?
00:30:44Is it for you?
00:30:45Is it for me?
00:30:48Isn't an apology just a show also?
00:30:51This was such a fucked idea
00:30:54You are such a scorched unit
00:30:56Not everything is one thing, Reef
00:31:00Yes, I want to be great on this show
00:31:01But I mean everything that was in this conversation
00:31:04Just because the cameras are rolling
00:31:06Doesn't mean it's not real
00:31:07Just because it's performative
00:31:10Doesn't mean that it's not the truth
00:31:11Why can't it be both?
00:31:14Oh, you and I see things
00:31:16So fucking differently, Reef
00:31:19I've accepted that
00:31:20I hope you can too one day
00:31:24I'm not trying to change you
00:31:27So don't try and change me
00:31:36Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here
00:31:39Do you want me to let him in
00:31:41Or do you a favor
00:31:42Put it down so someone will date you
00:31:44Just put it under the window over there, guys
00:31:46Thanks
00:31:48I should not be lifting this couch right now
00:31:50I have been so nauseous today
00:31:52Babe, maybe you're pregnant
00:31:54Is that unhoused gentleman
00:31:56Outside of general nutrition
00:31:57That you've been romantically intertwined
00:31:59With not been using contraception?
00:32:03Babe
00:32:04Yeah
00:32:05I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are
00:32:08Because you're old
00:32:08Yeah
00:32:09That's the meaning of that bit
00:32:10Okay, just making sure you understood the math of it
00:32:12Oh, you know, I got it, thanks
00:32:14And Reef
00:32:16I know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff
00:32:18But like, your mom is so fucking major and iconic
00:32:21Like, what was she wearing?
00:32:23I need details
00:32:23Babe, lay off the mom's stuff, okay?
00:32:26Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing
00:32:28No, it's okay
00:32:29But it's not her
00:32:32It's not her
00:32:37Okay
00:32:55Hello?
00:32:56Be in my office
00:32:57One hour
00:32:57I got the fucking dream team assembled for you
00:32:59One hour
00:33:00Be here
00:33:06Dearly beloved
00:33:07We are gathered here today
00:33:08Because I have assembled the greatest group ever
00:33:10To protect our boy Reef Hawk
00:33:12And bathe him in the waters of our combined genius
00:33:16Nothing
00:33:17Prince
00:33:20Whatever
00:33:21Reef
00:33:21I would now like to introduce you
00:33:23To your new crisis team
00:33:24Or as I call them
00:33:26The ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-reef unit
00:33:30Didn't land
00:33:31Okay
00:33:31Tough room
00:33:32I will start with one of the greatest to ever do it
00:33:35One of the world's most renowned lawyers
00:33:39The most legendary advocate
00:33:41For women whose rights have been violated
00:33:44Illegal reaches wide and long
00:33:47And my man, you know, she doesn't mind not
00:33:50I have a right
00:33:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:33:53Virginia Allen
00:33:54I've been green
00:33:58Reef
00:33:58It's nice to meet you
00:34:00Don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men?
00:34:04Not if I hire her first
00:34:05I'm not
00:34:06I didn't like
00:34:07Oh, I know
00:34:08Oh, we know
00:34:09Bobby, we know
00:34:10I wouldn't have accepted this if I thought this was a
00:34:12Me too type of thing
00:34:15What if it is?
00:34:17It's not
00:34:17We know
00:34:18I know
00:34:19Oh, she knows, we know
00:34:20We know
00:34:21We know
00:34:22We know
00:34:22I, of course, know
00:34:24But if it is
00:34:25You're going to want Virginia here, Bobby
00:34:27Speaking of
00:34:28I would now like to introduce you
00:34:30To the third in our three tenors of naughtiness
00:34:34Ladies and gentlemen
00:34:35The sultan of social justice
00:34:38The rabbi of race relations
00:34:44He bringing sexy back
00:34:47Back to the civil rights movement
00:34:49I don't know
00:34:50He's been preaching since the same street
00:34:51And boys is so tired
00:34:54The reverend Leandrus Carter
00:34:59Shut the fuck up, Iroh
00:35:00Oh, you're still sore about last time we worked together
00:35:02Yeah, because you completely ruined the entire thing
00:35:04And embarrassed the shit out of me and my client
00:35:06Here we go again
00:35:07Did you follow the Jussie Smollett thing?
00:35:08Uh, the two racist guys beat up the black actor
00:35:12And it ended up being set up by him
00:35:14Leon and I came up with that at lunch one day
00:35:15It was a killer idea
00:35:16We pitched it around town
00:35:18And Jesse was the most passionate about the project
00:35:19Sometimes these things are reverse engineered
00:35:21Where the idea comes before the talent
00:35:23You know, like when a movie studio has a franchise
00:35:25But they don't have a star attached
00:35:26Then tell them what happened, Iroh
00:35:27You're such a fucking hypocrite, Leon
00:35:29You're one of my best friends
00:35:29I love you more than life itself
00:35:31But you're a hypocrite
00:35:32You're always on me
00:35:33About hiring more black people
00:35:34So, I hired two black guys to beat up Jussie
00:35:36This is me growing with elegance
00:35:39And all of a sudden, I'm the asshole
00:35:41You hired two black guys to play white supremacists
00:35:43To commit a hate crime against a black guy
00:35:45You stupid motherfucker
00:35:46It's impossible to keep up
00:35:47Hire black guys
00:35:48Don't hire black guys
00:35:49Make up your mind
00:35:50I shouldn't have to explain this one
00:35:52You're acting like I didn't even post a black square
00:35:54A couple years ago
00:35:55You saw that, I storied it
00:35:57It wasn't on my permanent grid
00:35:58But I storied the black square
00:36:01I obviously know who you are
00:36:03And I'm a fan
00:36:04Reverend
00:36:04But why is he on our team?
00:36:08Oh, I pray to God
00:36:09You didn't say the word on that video
00:36:12What?
00:36:13No
00:36:13I would never
00:36:14Oh, I know
00:36:15We know
00:36:16We know
00:36:17We know
00:36:17I know
00:36:18He knows
00:36:18We know
00:36:19Of course, we know
00:36:20We know, brother
00:36:21But if you did
00:36:22I will smack the livid shit out of you
00:36:26And then
00:36:28We're gonna hold hands
00:36:30And walk through the fire together
00:36:31My brother
00:36:32I'm not a racist
00:37:02Reef
00:37:04There's a scene called
00:37:04Titty School 6
00:37:05Let's get tit-tarded
00:37:07In here
00:37:08An 80s low-budget teen comedy
00:37:10Ira buried when you got famous
00:37:12We think someone may have found it
00:37:14Do you recall a scene from this film
00:37:16In which your character
00:37:17Israel Boner Schartstein
00:37:19Is tasked with breaking into the girl's sorority
00:37:21To steal their bras and panties
00:37:23And in order to pull off this caper
00:37:25You, as your character
00:37:26Dress up as a geisha
00:37:28To sneak into the sorority
00:37:29We think someone may be framing this scene
00:37:31In a modern context
00:37:32To use it
00:37:33To cancel you
00:37:34For being racist
00:37:35Against Asian people
00:37:36It was a scene
00:37:37In a stupid movie
00:37:38It wasn't me
00:37:39It was a character
00:37:40In a movie
00:37:41Doesn't matter
00:37:42Hey, wait
00:37:42Where's Moshe from the anti-semitism committee?
00:37:44We ran the numbers
00:37:45That turns out
00:37:46That hating Jews
00:37:47Doesn't negatively affect a person's career
00:37:49In fact, it could even help
00:37:53That sounds like a freak-o-acid trick
00:37:55So you go through
00:37:56Every hypothetical
00:37:57Fucked-up thing
00:37:58You may have ever done
00:37:58In your entire life
00:37:59Yeah
00:38:00If we broke down my text
00:38:01To my dry cleaner on Tuesday
00:38:02I'd never work again
00:38:03I mean, it felt like
00:38:04Fire against my skin
00:38:06The whole entire time
00:38:07I hate that you're being put through this
00:38:09I just hate it when you're sad
00:38:11You know, I was thinking about
00:38:13When you got clean
00:38:14How
00:38:15You never did AA
00:38:16Or any other program like that
00:38:18Because you were just like
00:38:19So worried that people
00:38:20Were going to recognize you
00:38:21And out that you had a problem
00:38:23And how that would
00:38:23You know
00:38:24Affect your image, of course
00:38:27But a big part of all that
00:38:28Is doing the steps, right?
00:38:30Apologizing to the people you hurt
00:38:32Maybe this whole thing
00:38:34Is like the universe's way
00:38:35Of making sure that you apologize
00:38:37To the people that
00:38:38Were hurt by your addiction
00:38:39You know?
00:38:43I'm sure there's
00:38:44A lot of people that would
00:38:45Appreciate an apology from you
00:38:49Right, Sander?
00:38:52Yeah
00:38:55Sure
00:39:03You're right
00:39:07Fuck, this is hard
00:39:13I need to apologize
00:39:20To Savannah
00:39:27Yeah
00:39:29I'm going to try and get back before dinner
00:39:31But thank you
00:39:32Yeah
00:39:33Thanks
00:39:38What the actual fuck
00:39:39Dude, I don't even know what I said
00:39:41It was like
00:39:44Why did I
00:39:45Like
00:39:47Now I'm a little stupid
00:39:49To the other компьютер
00:39:49They're kind of
00:39:51Going back
00:39:51But you know
00:39:51Since then
00:39:54Well
00:39:56It has to be
00:39:58Okay
00:39:58Hi
00:39:59Thank you
00:40:03I'm
00:40:03Bye
00:40:03Bye
00:40:07Bye
00:40:07Bye
00:40:08Bye
00:41:09I will kill you or even forget about you, but then you sit here in front of me and you
00:41:13are still the goofy kid lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall, almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerp. Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this, when it was just us talking. Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off. Photo finish. Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:54Oh, Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me. Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24Uh, how do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you, because it's always about you, Reef.
00:42:57Let me guess.
00:42:58Xander and Kyle haven't been this honest with you about your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you.
00:43:08Or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long with this kind of realness, do you, Reef?
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction to run to and
00:43:50toy with when you're
00:43:55when you're depressed or
00:43:59lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored.
00:44:06Only to discard when something amazing would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think that telling you all this would make me happy.
00:44:34It doesn't...
00:44:37My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:44:42My family makes me happy.
00:45:04Bubby, I need you to come straight back to my office.
00:45:06I got us a call with the guy.
00:45:07He's ready to negotiate.
00:45:08Same seats.
00:45:09Shit, I gotta run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them, but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32All right, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put them through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office solo, doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42By the sound of that speakerphone and the cavernous echo in the conference room,
00:45:45I can tell it's just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia and Leandres and the crew are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way, I want to say, Reef, if you're there too, which, pretty positive that
00:46:01you are, I should legally disclose that I'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next
00:46:05to you for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were sickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know, not legally, but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know, I can't reveal much, but I have procured a video from a person who
00:46:27wishes to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you about the video is this.
00:46:48He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million.
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:11He comes.
00:47:13He comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:14He comes.
00:47:16He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do.
00:47:34I accept it.
00:47:39But who says cumming is bad, right?
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Cum makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically he's right.
00:47:50You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:53She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Latin A idol.
00:48:00Handprints in the Grauman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity of this argument.
00:48:12This young lady here, cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us in this room would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:01What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:08No, before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:15Before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:32What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed without your consent.
00:49:40It was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia, do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reef, have you ever heard of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up, you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be a gifted artist.
00:49:56And that, in turn, would bring you riches and fame.
00:49:59You were part of the recognition for talent generation.
00:50:02But people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something.
00:50:06I do all that work.
00:50:06It's exhausting.
00:50:07And the odds are so terribly low of succeeding.
00:50:10So, here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The Big Bang happened.
00:50:15The tension culture.
00:50:17And it is huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have to do anything special to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make enough noise to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise.
00:50:28Any kind of attention.
00:50:30And this brings us to the birth of social media.
00:50:32Now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button.
00:50:36That sweet, sweet nectar of attention.
00:50:39And then, it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way you can become rich and famous in this culture is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim.
00:50:57And you, Reif Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star who is, indeed, a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be the biggest year of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean, you're going to be a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18Live interview cuts him off at the knees.
00:51:20Talking about the video before they have a chance to leak it makes you the victim and gives us all
00:51:25the leverage.
00:51:28God, where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running a little late.
00:51:38It's one day a week.
00:51:39I've got to be out by a certain time.
00:51:48Hey, I know that was a lot.
00:51:50Stay with it tonight.
00:51:53Digest it.
00:52:00Ira.
00:52:03You have a really weird job.
00:52:08It's like you just wait for a call that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries.
00:53:15I like babies.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic?
00:53:16Come on.
00:53:16You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but, uh, Reef is always very busy.
00:53:55So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's why I tell him he's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:13Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey, I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol.
00:54:37And say not a crack, Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:45Get in the car, guys.
00:54:54Get in the car, guys.
00:55:15Reef Hawk
00:55:19Hey
00:55:19I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:24It's so funny, I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan
00:55:27And the main character is a rock star
00:55:29Whose mom is on a reality show
00:55:30And the dad hangs himself
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star
00:55:34It's not a movie star, but
00:55:36It's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something
00:55:45You can breeze right through it
00:55:56Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all interview
00:56:02While pretending to be a victim
00:56:04Seems like the actual complete opposite
00:56:07Of what you should do
00:56:08What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of
00:56:15I can't just throw it away
00:56:23Let's just like sell everything and move to Hawaii
00:56:27Open the smoothie stand or something
00:56:30Yeah, there we go
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand
00:56:34What a brilliant idea
00:56:36You just seem a little off lately
00:56:39So, look, I just want to make sure that you're
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important
00:56:48I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef, dude
00:56:50She's just asking you
00:56:51I know what she's asking
00:56:52I don't know why it's such a big deal
00:56:54It's a big fucking deal
00:56:57Because questioning that
00:56:58Is questioning the very core
00:57:00Of everything I am the last five years
00:57:02Everything I've fought
00:57:04And clawed
00:57:05And promised to not be
00:57:08So, you questioning that
00:57:10Isn't just a chill little question
00:57:13It's calling me a fraud
00:57:16So, what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:22Don't fucking curse at me
00:57:24Ever
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that
00:57:30Ever
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety
00:57:35So, I am asking you
00:57:37As somebody who loves you
00:57:38Are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes
00:57:43You promised I wasn't going to see again
00:57:47How fucking dare you
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:52I ask you because I am someone who loves you
00:57:55At times more than you are capable of loving yourself
00:57:58I ask because I would rather you
00:58:01Throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum
00:58:04And not be my friend for a month
00:58:06Than to walk in on you overdosed again
00:58:10Thinking that you were fucking dead
00:58:13Which you don't even remember
00:58:14But was like the worst moment of my life
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56 year old man
00:58:24Who might be back on hard drugs
00:58:27So, when I ask you
00:58:30It's not because it's fun for me
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii
00:58:45And opening a smoothie stand
00:58:50That might be in the realm of possibility for you
00:58:53But honestly, Kyle
00:58:55Yeah
00:58:56I don't have the patience or the fucking energy
00:58:59To fake being able to relate to your shitty little life today
00:59:04I live in an existence
00:59:06You literally have no way of understanding
00:59:11Oh, fuck
00:59:12You're right
00:59:15I have no idea
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview
00:59:20And I hope you get more famous
00:59:22And more rich
00:59:24And more attention
00:59:27As it seems to historically serve you super well
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life
00:59:33My shitty little life
00:59:34You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be
00:59:39All the time
00:59:42I wish you cared
00:59:43About what we thought of you, Reef
00:59:45More than a bunch of people on the internet
00:59:50And the next time we do
00:59:51A performative apology tour
00:59:53Throw your two best friends on the list
00:59:54You sad fucking junkie
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food
01:00:19And I already paid for it on the app
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much
01:00:47When we were in high school
01:00:50Every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot
01:00:52Including mine
01:00:53And one time you slept over in 10th grade
01:00:57And you asked me point blank if I was gay
01:00:59And I denied it for hours
01:01:01And we got into this big screaming fight
01:01:03And you said to me
01:01:09You said you would not be my friend if I was gay
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch
01:01:27When you act gross like this
01:01:29I choose to remember that person
01:01:38You said that person
01:01:40I want someone to drink
01:01:41You said that person
01:01:48I would only be my friend
01:01:48And that person
01:01:48And I danny
01:01:58You said that person
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like why did we do this and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know?
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving
01:04:40as a victim, I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything
01:04:48and share it with the world, I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17I'm going to leave.
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2130 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go out on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:52Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force in a hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:11They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:26Hello?
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:39I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here,
01:06:46in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong.
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:48It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:48The cosmic tax.
01:07:49The cosmic tax.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this so crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reef Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months,
01:08:47living in this, uh, hotel room.
01:08:52I guess I'm, uh, a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have, like, a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:07Um, no.
01:09:12No, I don't.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:17Why not?
01:09:19Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else I
01:09:43thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:47Um, that's really sad.
01:10:05Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:26Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
01:10:35uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
01:10:35uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
01:10:35uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
01:10:35uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
01:10:35uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:13I'm just broke.
01:12:19The day I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:12:24Yeah, I shook my hand.
01:12:27There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:34And the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, Joe.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:38Thank you, Reef.
01:13:42Thank you, Reef.
01:14:08You can't want what a man get.
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who is this?
01:14:17It's Reef.
01:14:19Reef?
01:14:21Reef?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reef?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44What the fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reef?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red, I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13I mean, isn't, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old.
01:15:16Yeah, yeah, same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walked down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:55Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:36Girl, girl, girl, girl.
01:16:38We got this.
01:16:38We got this, the second most interesting bitch in this room.
01:16:42Trust.
01:16:42And three, two, one.
01:16:45Good evening.
01:16:46And welcome to the primetime special edition of the Drew Barrymore Show.
01:16:52We begin tonight with a gentleman I do not know.
01:16:56Hi, Xander Alexander, huge fan, and you soon will be of mine as well.
01:17:01So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits,
01:17:05and I just want you to know that today I'm here to take that load for you.
01:17:10Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now.
01:17:15Yes.
01:17:16First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past, but, you know, E.T. changed my
01:17:21life.
01:17:22I actually always thought it was et.
01:17:24You know, like French?
01:17:25Never seen it before.
01:17:26Saw the poster, know how relevant it is, know how important it is.
01:17:30From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old Jewish guy
01:17:34and taking him for a ride on a bicycle, the ball guy, you just put a blanket on him
01:17:38and take him for a ride on a bicycle.
01:17:40Again, I haven't seen it.
01:17:42I've only seen Call Me By Your Name in the notebook.
01:17:48I don't know how I did that now.
01:17:52I wonder where it's gone.
01:17:56Must have spent the way I went waiting for the dawn.
01:18:01Shoot the moon right between the eyes I'm screaming
01:18:08Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16Shoot the moon right between the eyes I'm screaming
01:18:22Take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:30Crocs and spoons, empty rooms
01:18:33It's raining out tonight
01:18:36Bye
01:18:39Take me back to sunny Алекс the sun
01:18:40research
01:18:40You очту the sun
01:18:42Get me back to sunny
01:18:47Absolutely
01:18:47You
01:18:49and
01:18:49I
01:18:56baby
01:18:59Sally
01:18:59Home
01:18:59Come
01:19:00Full
01:19:01God
01:19:05He
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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