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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:13Good Andy, I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a look at the
03:32other side look who uses it
03:39The absolute highlight for me is now I scratch my chin like a real man
03:46Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison?
04:09No, no, no, no, no, see metaphorically you're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction he explains how he is
04:20very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:29Yeah
04:30Yeah
04:30A little bit, a little bit
04:33Thanks, yeah. A little bit of a great scratch
04:36Emma
04:37So
04:38I brought in fake chin acne
04:44They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:49Have you ever had spots on your chin?
04:52Yeah, back in the 80s
04:53And what would you do to kind of get rid of them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots
04:57Yeah, yeah
04:58Go on, what's it look like?
04:59It's on my nose, I'll probably give it that
05:00Even if it was on my chin, I'd probably give it that
05:03I used
05:03That to me it's a tiny
05:05One squeeze
05:05One squeeze
05:06And off
05:07Great
05:08Thanks Emma
05:09Rosie
05:25So I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go
05:31Lovely
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to my body
05:42But with Alex's head
05:50Or Alex's body with my head
05:55Ohhh
06:03No!
06:07Answer me
06:08She said answer me
06:10Thank you
06:11I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:14OK
06:15I want to know too
06:15I would make sweet love to Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:27Will delight me and I quite enjoy chatting to you. Whereas I
06:34despise
06:37Okay, let's give some point
06:44Absolutely rubbish Barbara and Jack take three joint third got it
06:48I'll tell you because it doesn't exist, but it's very imaginative. You get four points. This
06:53Dilemma is awful five points for OCOs four points of Andy's ultimate
07:01That's time well well well yes, it's time for a task sure, but also time for an eye test
07:22oh
07:23Baba
07:25What's this
07:29That's the first time the helmets come in use yep. Oh
07:33Yeah, I know what this is
07:39That's to wedge your head into
07:40Oh
07:45Comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No
07:50Please
07:51No
07:52But
07:53No
07:59Put on the special glasses
08:03Fastest wins
08:04Yeah, I'm such a
08:07Please
08:09No, they're not glasses. I hate opticians because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16or whether it's just a big
08:17scam
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is I love this chair and I want to take it home and Jack posits the theory
08:32that all opticians are part of an
08:34international
08:39Okay, well first up Zuta law it's Emma and Bubba
08:44Are these the special glasses yet? They must be bro
08:47But no these ain't the special glasses where the special glasses are
08:51T-I-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-Trop-wo-leb-hiss-a-de-sitch
08:57Pardon? I didn't understand it either. Oh cheesed
09:02Oh
09:03I'm not able to work with that
09:07Where are these special glasses?
09:09Cheesed
09:10See if there's anything in here
09:13Oh
09:16Oh
09:16That was bad with me sorry
09:26Oh
09:26For goodness sake I don't want to open anymore
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of temple of doom moment where you know
09:37Power or something, but it's not done anything there no different budgets
09:43Speak was this French I can't speak French
09:48Cheese there's the cheese and I I'm actually against the clock and there's a cheese dome and I'm just gonna
09:54look in there very quick
10:04Yeah, brilliant all right well that took a minute who's
10:08Devers regarda
10:10Lynn Terry you
10:14Don't
10:17What's screwed bro?
10:18David I got the a lamp area didn't suck
10:22Oh my god, so I did French at uni
10:25What do you go to one tell you what you get if you get first the vocabulary of sock?
10:31I don't know what that means
10:38You must look in the inside of a soccer that is such an incredible shame suck
10:46I'm about to call Eddie caddy. He's Congolese, but they speak French. I might just have to quickly use word
10:51reference
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please
10:58Vos tevez a
10:59Ah, man
11:01Don't do that
11:03Bro, I don't know French
11:05I've consented to the cookies
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies
11:08I'm under a lot of stress. I've allowed them all
11:10Oh my god
11:11All right, I've sent it to you, bro
11:17Okay, yeah
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base
11:20The inside of the base
11:22Base?
11:23Yeah, pedestal pedestal
11:28As you
11:29So insane
11:32Bang
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises
11:45I know
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises
11:50Here they are
12:01But we knew what she meant
12:03I know what she means
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04I'm going to start using
12:05But the point is, they both found the special glasses
12:10They did
12:11Who should we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so
12:13I like some great job on all the admin, etc
12:15Here we go
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere
12:21No, it's some strange tongue
12:24I think there's special glasses
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special
12:32Oh, sorry
12:33Right
12:34Okay
12:36So that feels like it might come off
12:39Right
12:41I don't understand
12:45Special glasses
12:46Special glasses
12:47I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind you?
12:57That comes off
13:00And you know I'm strong
13:03So if I break this
13:07That's on you
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex
13:10Glasses
13:11Okay
13:11Yeah, other than the glasses
13:14Right
13:19Come on
13:25Okay, I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28Depends your attitude to flamingo
13:30I'll stop the clock, they're special
13:31I mean, that was right there
13:31I mean, I could have got that within seconds
13:47I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses and it being both their
13:53instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling
14:01Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while, but he was just reading it forwards over and over
14:06again
14:06Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left
14:11But I'm equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left
14:18How did they do? Give me some scores
14:20Both of them were quicker than
14:22In French
14:23Le...
14:24Le...
14:25Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:26Le...
14:27Le...
14:27Le...
14:27Le...
14:30Le...
14:38Part one is complete
14:40Here's the fucking adverts
14:42APPLAUSE
14:58Hello, welcome back to the show. It's part two and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses
15:04So busy, Greg. I mean, so busy
15:08We've had four successes so far and the answer is right under their noses
15:12Talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one. It's Jack D
15:20Is there anything that's not...
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones
15:27Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean to do that
15:35Oh, OK
15:35But I did do that
15:36Yeah, yeah
15:48Um...
15:49LAUGHTER
15:49And this is...
15:51Special
15:53I'm slightly surprised
15:54Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses
15:57I think...
15:58Thank you, thank you
15:59APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on
16:02It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses
16:06And then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10It's just to say we didn't nail what special glasses were
16:13It wasn't defined
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:24Tell me the times
16:25Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20
16:28Emma, 9.40
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24
16:33Andy, 4 minutes 53
16:36Oh...
16:36Jack, the quickest, 4 minutes 23
16:38Well, then
16:39Come on
16:40But he must be punished
16:41LAUGHTER
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point
16:48So the winner is Andy Saltsman on this occasion
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack
16:512 to Bubba, 3 to Emma
16:524 to Rosie
16:535 to Andy Saltsman
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58IN THIS EPISODE
16:59TWO LEADERS AT THE TOP
17:00IT'S ANDY AND ROSIE ON NINE POINTS
17:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next?
17:10Well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs
17:36Hello, Rosie
17:37Oh, yeah!
17:41Hello?
17:42Hello
17:43Hello, Emma
17:43Hi
17:43Couple of questions for you before we start
17:45OK
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres
17:50Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres
17:5250 yards?
17:53A few yards
17:5625 metres
17:5943...
18:0043...
18:0143...
18:01Yards
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well
18:04Good
18:04I'm great, bro
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days
18:08LAUGHTER
18:09Six?
18:11Yeah
18:11Did you sleep well last night?
18:13Um...
18:14Eight
18:14Ten hours
18:16No, I have a...
18:17Four-month-old
18:18I wore socks
18:19Middle of the night
18:20I had to take them off
18:21So that disrupted it a tiny bit
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park
18:25I had a...
18:27Precautionary crap
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100 metre final
18:33On a...
18:34Whilst riding a pig
18:34Is that peculiar?
18:36Can't remember my dreams, ma'am
18:37I don't dream
18:39Er...
18:40Yeah
18:40I think some admin stuff
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so shall I open?
18:45Yes, you should now
18:46All right
18:48Be at the highest number barrel
18:50When Alex blows his whistle again
18:52You're at number one currently
18:54Number two is to your right
18:56Oh, right
18:57OK
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00When you have completed the challenge
19:03At the previous barrel
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row
19:07You must move back to the first barrel
19:10I'm gonna fail this, bro
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task
19:14You are disqualified
19:15That seems harsh, Alex
19:17Um, you have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20And read up to this line
19:22Three minutes and four seconds
19:24OK
19:24I went really quick
19:26You ran, yes, yes
19:27You've got two and a half minutes
19:28You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here
19:31Wish my dream had been longer, I could have told you more about it
19:34That's two minutes forty-two you've got
19:36I didn't know that though
19:37You guys didn't tell me
19:38Yo, slow down
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds
19:41This is where the policy comes in handy
19:48Yes
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time
19:54We're off
19:57APPLAUSE
20:00You never dream?
20:02I never dream because I'm already living the dream
20:08LAUGHTER
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you had to take your socks off in the middle of the night
20:17Um, when women...
20:20LAUGHTER
20:22OK
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm
20:29What?
20:31LAUGHTER
20:31This is new territory
20:33I know
20:34People don't talk about it
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on
20:36LAUGHTER
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, you're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No
20:45And if their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm
20:50And you took them off
20:51LAUGHTER
20:57OK
20:58Let's see some stuff
20:59Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with
21:02It's Bubba and Rosie
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice
21:07Come on
21:16Number five
21:17Yes
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly
21:21True or false, Bubba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
21:26False
21:27False
21:27It's true
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus
21:33No
21:33False
21:34Correct, you can move on
21:35True
21:36It's false, back to the dice, please
21:38Oh God
21:42Three, you can move on
21:44Pick any single red playing card
21:47I'll pick the first one
21:48OK
21:49Correct
21:49Wow, come on
21:50Let's go
21:51One in every fifteen people has a third nipple
21:53True
21:54False
21:55True or false?
21:55False
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul
21:57False
21:58False
21:58It is false, it's Mark
21:59Yes
22:01That one
22:02OK
22:05There we go
22:06Oh shit
22:08Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in
22:11Your right hand
22:12Give one more go
22:15Your left hand
22:16Correct
22:17Come on, let's go
22:18Select an even number bingo ball
22:21OK
22:22Yeah
22:23Maybe a bit slower
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time
22:27There's one
22:27What number is it?
22:2855
22:29Right, try again
22:3229
22:32Right back to barrel number one
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left
22:36Oh, man
22:39Hey
22:40Boom
22:41One
22:41Let's go
22:42One in every fifteen people has a third nipple
22:44That's false
22:45Correct
22:45Come on
22:46True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977
22:49False
22:50True
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53True or false?
22:53The dialing code for Greece is plus thirty ones
22:56Glow in the dark
22:57Lobsters are biologically immortal
22:58True
22:59False
23:00No, it's true
23:01True
23:02False
23:03True or false?
23:04Pineapples take two years to grow
23:07True
23:07Correct
23:10I'll pick this one
23:11Come on
23:12That one
23:14Correct
23:14Come on
23:1520 seconds left
23:18Wow
23:18Yeah
23:20Which hand is my whistling?
23:21That one
23:22No
23:23Which hand is my whistling?
23:24That one
23:25Correct
23:25Yes
23:27Come out
23:29This thing is rigged
23:31That's your time up
23:32You are on barrel number five
23:34Come on, bro
23:35You've got a minute and thirty seconds
23:37Um
23:38Yeah
23:38I reckon I'm happy
23:41Okay
23:42I stopped there
23:44Yeah
23:45You got to barrel number five
23:47More than halfway I'm happy with that
23:56It was rigged
23:58It was rigged
23:59It was rigged
23:59It was rigged
24:03I was so shit at that
24:07Don't talk yourself down just because you, a grown woman, think that lobsters can live forever
24:15But I want lobsters to live forever
24:20That's not how it works, Rosie
24:23They've both got the same score
24:25Both got the same score
24:25Five barrels
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start
24:30Yes
24:30Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly
24:34Reducing the time she had quite dramatically
24:35So, good luck to Emma Siddi
24:38Ah
24:38You've got two and a half minutes
24:41Do I have an odd number with this dice?
24:44You've done it
24:44Answer Alex's question correctly
24:45Go on
24:46Hello, Emma
24:46True or false?
24:48Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
24:50Er, false
24:52True
24:54No, I can ask you a second one
24:56True or false?
24:57All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus
25:00True
25:01It's false, it's the same as a plum
25:02Wrong
25:03Back we go, you've got two wrong
25:07Hello, Emma
25:08Yeah
25:09True or false?
25:09One in every 15 people has a third nipple
25:11False
25:12It is false
25:13One in 80
25:14Pick a single red playing card
25:15Oh
25:17OK
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in
25:21You're right
25:21Well, I'm not
25:24You're right
25:24Hello, Emma, er, yes it is
25:26So next we eat a number of bingle books
25:31I can't...
25:32How do these work?
25:33Just turn the handle
25:3518
25:36Right, OK
25:36Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean
25:41Oh, I know which...
25:43That was coffee, that was coffee
25:44Yes
25:45Toss her head
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one
25:49You did it twice wrong
25:50How many...
25:51Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning
25:52Go
25:53Yep
25:56Hello, Emma
25:57Yep, quick
25:57You've got 45 seconds
25:59I don't care
25:59True or false?
26:00Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul
26:02True
26:03No, it's Mark
26:04I can ask you another one
26:05Go
26:05True or false?
26:06Yeah
26:07The high five was invented in 1977
26:09False
26:10No, it's true
26:11Back to the dark
26:11That's not true
26:12Go on
26:13Wait
26:14True or false?
26:16J was the last letter added to the alphabet
26:17True
26:19It is true
26:20OK
26:21There you go
26:21Right, OK
26:25Er...
26:26Right
26:26No, not right
26:27Where now?
26:28I'll do it again if you want
26:28OK, right
26:29No, it's still not right
26:30No
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on, you've got ten seconds
26:35Go on
26:35True or false?
26:36Lobsters are biologically immortal
26:38True
26:39No, it's false
26:40They die
26:40Australia is wider than the moon
26:42You've got two seconds
26:43True, true, true, true
26:44It is true
26:48I'm at three
26:49Just
26:50I am at three though
26:52OK
26:54APPLAUSE
26:56Fascinating
26:56Good
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task
26:59But had the demeanour of someone
27:02Who was excellent
27:05Throughout
27:05And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius
27:09Come on
27:10Yep, yep
27:12I think I was in a playful mood
27:14Is that playful?
27:16LAUGHTER
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there
27:20LAUGHTER
27:21That's the end of part two
27:23Time for a break
27:24And a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing
27:27Let me guess
27:28Time to stand
27:29Put the cheese puffs down
27:31Your children need you
27:33APPLAUSE
27:43APPLAUSE
27:44APPLAUSE
27:44APPLAUSE
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster where our speedy comedian's are in a theme park surrounded by barrels
27:49Yes, Greg.
27:51At last, the fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park.
27:55Two manly guys left to go.
27:57That's right, it's Geoff Capes and Monty Don.
27:59Not really, it's Jack Dee and Andy V.
28:03Throw an odd number with this dice.
28:06One. Yeah.
28:08Welcome to barrel number two.
28:09True or false?
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
28:12True. Correct.
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all flat.
28:17BUZZER
28:17OK.
28:19That's black again.
28:20Back to the beginning now, Jack.
28:22OK.
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in.
28:25Left.
28:26This one?
28:26Yep.
28:27Correct.
28:28Right.
28:28Correct.
28:28Yes.
28:29Yes, we move on.
28:3488.
28:35We move on.
28:39Oh, that's two.
28:40Oh, that's an even number.
28:41Oh, it is, yeah, yeah.
28:43Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean.
28:52Right, first time, that was lucky.
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie.
28:59Tops are head, as in with the coin.
29:00Just please.
29:03It's head.
29:04What?
29:04Does that count as enough?
29:05Yes.
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box.
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09I'll find out.
29:13Congratulations, you have reached the ninth barrel.
29:14You've done very well.
29:15Good stuff.
29:15Stop the clock.
29:33I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no, I'm thinking.
29:46Look at that.
29:46I'm a little bit nervous.
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack.
29:51Couldn't give a shit.
29:54You've changed.
29:57Yes, so both of them did very well.
29:59I mean, looking at Jack, you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task,
30:01but congratulations, Jack.
30:03Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:07All five contestants ended on odd number barrels,
30:10so well done.
30:10Tick.
30:11Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine,
30:18so both get five points each.
30:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:41Yo, yo, yo.
30:47Hello?
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:51What do you mean by that?
30:54Can I pretend that I'm dead?
30:57Of course you can.
31:01There's a task.
31:02Oh, yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10..and do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands.
31:20There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33And put that on the elbow, I think.
31:37What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:52Oh.
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Do something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:05Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof.
32:26WHISTLE BLOWS
32:27OK, thank you.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgement?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:35Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Mm.
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:03We tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again,
33:08particularly when it involves the nexus of truth.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:18LAUGHTER
33:19Yes.
33:20It wasn't there before.
33:20It's going to have to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof-meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35All right.
33:36Uh...
33:37Woof-meow!
33:38Ooh!
33:39HE SIGHS
33:40HE SIGHS
33:41HE SIGHS
33:41HE SIGHS
33:44HE SIGHS
33:44HE SIGHS
33:45Lovely.
33:46Right, come on, up you get, up you get, I haven't got to...
33:48HE SIGHS
33:50Sorry, Matt, this is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:54LAUGHTER
33:55Oh, sorry, sorry.
33:59Again, quick.
34:00Please.
34:02HE SIGHS
34:03HE SIGHS
34:04HE SIGHS
34:05HE SIGHS
34:06Assume the position.
34:07Mm-hm.
34:09Yeah!
34:10OK.
34:12HE SIGHS
34:13Oww!
34:14HE SIGHS
34:15HE SIGHS
34:18HE SIGHS
34:19HE SIGHS
34:19Not everywhere, OK.
34:21HE SIGHS
34:21Hi, Rosie.
34:22Oh, petting nose!
34:25HE SIGHS
34:26HE SIGHS
34:26HE SIGHS
34:26I'll slide it down.
34:27HE SIGHS
34:28HE SIGHS
34:28HE SIGHS
34:29HE SIGHS
34:30HE SIGHS
34:32HE SIGHS
34:33That's on.
34:34Oh, no!
34:36No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:39HE SIGHS
34:40Ready for the noise.
34:41HE SIGHS
34:42HE SIGHS
34:42HE SIGHS
34:44HE SIGHS
34:45Yeah, I bet it on, like, a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51HE SIGHS
34:51HE SIGHS
34:52HE SIGHS
34:54HE SIGHS
34:5418.
34:56One more.
34:58Two more.
34:58Two more.
35:26Six more.
35:28Three more.�
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