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Full Episode of Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:00And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:56it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15Somebody hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous. I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year. New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison. I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate. You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:25Third door. Meeting room. Show them aggression. I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost, baby girl? Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54No! No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett? He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28Brother Sean.
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:30I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me.
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah, and uh, whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message. Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes!
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop!
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41Because that's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Well, do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:13The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:37Get harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:42Are you all right?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:14Hey, I'll tell you what else.
00:12:15It's for growlups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:18They use your face.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:21That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:47I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:42sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pro-max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You're a problem with him.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:15I'm not my brother.
00:14:22You don't control what I want you to do.
00:14:29Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the slot.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend,
00:14:58screw him. I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03Are you ready to ride? Come on.
00:15:06Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:10Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:20Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up. Let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:39You dress like a hooker.
00:16:41You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:44She can't.
00:16:44I'm sorry.
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I-
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:13Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me.
00:17:39In front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:46Come on.
00:17:47Brett, please. This is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison. You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:00He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her.
00:18:17What?
00:18:18No! Get off of me!
00:18:19You lost the dare, you paid the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:27We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:44What was that?
00:18:46Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:58Stop fighting!
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-cut out your ass.
00:19:12Please!
00:19:13Please stop!
00:19:14You're getting this?
00:19:15That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great!
00:20:17We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:21Yup.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36What do you think you're doing?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone...
00:20:55that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:14Please, just put this out.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true!
00:21:28I know.
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit!
00:21:30You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35I know!
00:21:36I know!
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:46Fuck everybody.
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think, just this once.
00:22:17What?
00:22:21Just say it!
00:22:21Just say it!
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:38And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:44Forget I said anything!
00:22:47I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:50Allison, stop it.
00:22:53Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:02Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:37We're hurting everything.
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie?
00:23:57Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:00I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03It takes time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Allie called me dumbass,
00:24:22and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:27or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party,
00:24:36and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay? Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to,
00:24:58I don't know, like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:03I got it, man.
00:25:05Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on? We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:16No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:36is you.
00:25:44All right, ladies.
00:25:46Physical assessments today.
00:25:48Allison, you're up first.
00:26:08Allison says
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:25You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:53Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:13Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:32Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:59All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:19You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:23Let's go.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56You're not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:40What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, bro?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:52And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:03Congratulations.
00:30:06Good flirting, you two.
00:30:13northy.
00:30:30Oh my!
00:30:32Shit!
00:30:32Fuck!
00:30:33Hot!
00:30:33Hot!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:36Um.
00:30:37Oh my God.
00:30:39Um.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah. For sure. Here.
00:30:47Jesus. I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay. Brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it. How do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay. It's fine. Just...
00:31:01It's okay. Just forget it, okay? I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it...
00:31:10And neither are you. You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15All right.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah. Okay. I said I was sorry. All right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:21Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had...
00:31:37Oh my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay. Well, I'll...
00:31:45It's alright.
00:31:46Okay. Thank you.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah. Um... I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, sorry I'm late. I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott. Late is late. You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey.
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:05Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:12Stop!
00:33:14You wanna fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:26This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool. Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here. Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me? Get out!
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:45I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay. We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:53Hey.
00:33:54Hi. Hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:56and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:32Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:44She looks...
00:34:46Stony.
00:34:49Look at you.
00:34:50You look, uh...
00:34:51You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's...
00:34:58That's true, I have.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you, as...
00:35:11as your best friend's sister.
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:14As...
00:35:15more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:19Time's ticking.
00:35:20Let's move.
00:35:22Allison.
00:35:23I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:28But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Hey, uh...
00:35:44I'm all good.
00:35:48I'm all good.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:00Okay!
00:36:02One, two, three, go!
00:36:04Whoo!
00:36:07Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh huh, uh huh, oh yeah!
00:36:21Oh yeah!
00:36:27Whoo!
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:33she's on fire it's allison scott you know she had moves
00:36:42allison is seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:48body in that uniform wow you're getting lucky tonight stay with me i don't have to see girls
00:36:56like that they always come running to guys like me i'm telling you right now if you don't off
00:37:02the only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist
00:37:14he's on the 30-yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:21touchdown harrison does it again state wins
00:37:40hey oh congrats on the wind captain that was really good thank you
00:37:46you know it's uh it's really just another tuesday for me
00:37:48okay shut up
00:37:53you're okay
00:38:04oh my god is he actually going to kiss me
00:38:07in front of the entire stadium
00:38:20now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:31i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:37but i want it
00:38:59i can't believe this is happening
00:39:02come kiss cam kiss cam me and brett
00:39:13allison
00:39:14allison don't pass out
00:39:18thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:21no problem
00:39:30this is insane
00:39:31this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:34but it feels so right
00:39:37i've never wanted to end
00:39:43harrison
00:39:49harrison
00:39:52what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:55ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:39:58i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene you two were swallowing each other's faces on the
00:40:02jumbotron stop beating like this okay are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two
00:40:09would have needed to get a room you're unbelievable i hate you
00:40:18don't
00:40:18dude i'm no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you
00:40:22i i promise do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:28fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests i know
00:40:33that
00:40:33so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do not cross me
00:40:39you do not
00:40:40i promise dude fuck okay hey we need to talk no i sound like a mom
00:40:52this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:40:57you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:04he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live stream okay do or die
00:41:18what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath well i think
00:41:24you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us she has no
00:41:29idea what
00:41:30she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today i know you didn't hate it i can't
00:41:38talk
00:41:38about the kiss cam hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward
00:41:45oh you know
00:41:46what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about it was a kiss
00:41:51cam at a game and we did it do you want to get real ellie the fun's over it's finished
00:41:56do you understand
00:42:00don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:04do you
00:42:05think i'm trying to be a jerk do you think i'm trying to be an asshole don't you understand how
00:42:10hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your bikini huh yeah i don't know if you're
00:42:13doing it i'm not doing anything yes you are you know what even if i was i guess i'm just
00:42:19playing into
00:42:19the game because that's all this is yeah okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:25i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:32don't say stupid like that ellie
00:42:35chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:42i can't
00:42:47oh is he hard
00:42:55well at least chad is honest about what he wants you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:05oh it's getting hot in here you know biology whether it's biology or not
00:43:14i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:20ally right he goes out here
00:43:22fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here you have to get out i can't get out if i
00:43:26get out he's
00:43:26gonna see with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like
00:43:30this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool ally hey oh my god he's telling you ally hey just
00:43:37get under
00:43:38get under what right now you have to get down
00:43:44ally hi showing alone yeah but i'm naked run okay get out
00:43:53you're you're not though okay well i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm sorry i just
00:44:01i wanted to get my charger i left it out here yesterday you got it so i also wanted to
00:44:05say that
00:44:08i think you did a great job today i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was
00:44:13a
00:44:14an ass all about it thanks
00:44:23okay but what was the kiss cam thing seeing my best friend just
00:44:28suck my sister's face off traumatized me so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:34wrong i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game everyone does it a game i just feel like it's
00:44:41kind of i don't know a dream this is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:44:45well it was
00:44:46him or it was chad so who did you want me to pick that's fair chad sucks yeah tone it
00:44:53down a little
00:45:05what was that what was that sorry i got water in my nose okay i'm okay don't drown okay okay
00:45:15have
00:45:16a good soak i guess okay bye
00:45:26god the illegal's gonna die
00:45:30good talk wait
00:45:34i have to ask you something i'm going to ask him out on a date don't be the little sister
00:45:40allison
00:45:40be the girl he kissed there's this like stupid event thing tomorrow i was just wondering if you
00:45:48would want to go with me
00:45:56you've got plans ally
00:46:00okay yeah whatever i just
00:46:02i have to ask you something i'm going to ask you something i'm going to ask you something i'm going
00:46:15to ask you
00:46:15right
00:46:16i guess we have the same plans
00:46:26except his are with rita not me
00:46:38look
00:46:39charity case is running a charity sale just finally getting back did you know
00:46:43allison hand makes these little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:47i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:50i came by myself brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation daddy donated a little
00:46:57of his collection nothing major just some birkin bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:02let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:07huh how much are you asking for this
00:47:0915 dollars i made it myself 15 dollars for some plastic and twine you don't have to buy it
00:47:17it's ambitious you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29you want to say 500 a piece
00:47:32are you insane you actually want this garbage you know i value the artist that's just how expensive
00:47:38something looks so 500 what's that supposed to mean she's nothing no you're nothing especially
00:47:44compared to her how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:49why don't you get out of here i'm serious don't come back to this table again
00:47:56you know i do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean you can't keep
00:48:01doing this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy all of my
00:48:06jewelry
00:48:06you're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you want
00:48:10i'm i'm just trying to
00:48:14allison party in my place celebrating the big win you coming i don't know you're not interested
00:48:22she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say you're not going anywhere
00:48:33and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this
00:48:38you hate chad brett fine chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:47i'll be there
00:48:57there she is my guest of honor damn allison you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:09it's a cool party yeah you know i threw this whole thing just for you really for me
00:49:15why did you do that you're single i'm single you need another reason
00:49:22so what's the deal with you and brett huh
00:49:25no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a friend of a friend of my brother so
00:49:32is his loss my gain hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam allison let's fix that
00:49:46yeah no why not there's nothing between me and brett obviously maybe i should just move on you
00:49:52ever play the pocky challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us chickens out
00:50:00so
00:50:14damn it why am i thinking about him at a time like this come on allison you're already here
00:50:31fine
00:50:32but i play to win
00:50:38i think you can check it out 10 bucks say they kiss
00:50:55dude what the
00:50:56fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're
00:51:02doing you're ruining my night do you think i care that i'm ruining your night what do you
00:51:05think rob would think if he knew you were happy don't care how about you electric someone who
00:51:08gives a
00:51:09fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this
00:51:11shit let's go let's go i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:19get the
00:51:19get the fuck away from me
00:51:29oh my god oh
00:51:45oh my god is she okay
00:51:53oh my god is she okay
00:52:01you okay
00:52:08oh
00:52:10I swear I'll be okay.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Let's get you in.
00:52:15Let's get you in.
00:52:19Okay?
00:52:22Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:25Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:27All right, here we go.
00:52:27Put you down.
00:52:29You know, you could have died at once.
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:36close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:44What am I not understanding?
00:52:45What don't I understand?
00:52:47I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:49I'm sorry.
00:52:50I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03Your work.
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole.
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:15Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35That's it.
00:53:35I did.
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36I fell in love with you.
00:53:37I'm in love with you.
00:53:38Stop.
00:53:38Stop.
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:40I know that.
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:06I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Susan, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:14Goldhouse, I think I met you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:22And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:29Every time.
00:55:32Hey.
00:55:41I want you to take me right here.
00:55:46Right now.
00:56:00So what do we know?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:23I want you to be in.
00:56:30I want you to be in.
00:56:42I want you to be in.
00:56:46it a secret just for now. I don't want to keep it a secret. I know. But it's just for
00:56:57a little
00:56:57until we find the right moment. Yeah. Yeah. I won't do it your way. It'll be secret lovers.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain. When are you coming to pick me up? I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever
00:57:38right now. I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't. My legs are killing me and
00:57:50I really like
00:57:52your car. Oh, I know you love my car. He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me
00:57:57on the
00:57:57hood of his car. Brett, stop. Don't read my smut. I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever
00:58:03written is etched into my heart, into my soul. Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts,
00:58:10gently sucking and biting. Holy shit. That is literal trash, but why does it sound like
00:58:17Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it? I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palms my center. Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming. Um, I have to go fake my own death. Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:03Hey. Are you okay? You sounded sick. Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary. You think just because Brett took a chance on you once,
00:59:10you're on my level now? I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot. I'm late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom. If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would've
00:59:47touched it.
01:00:05See what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:12No problem.
01:00:16Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad. It has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:22someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:30to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:34Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:54I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:00:59Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I...
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpot.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:22Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:35Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:38I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget?
01:01:49I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:51Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:05They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:12That's enough.
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:25Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita.
01:02:38My decision is final.
01:02:43Listen up.
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:55So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that.
01:02:57Coach will kill me.
01:02:58Fine.
01:02:59Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:05Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09You're called.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:29So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it.
01:03:33I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were...
01:03:43When we were having...
01:03:48Bone sex.
01:03:50So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:01Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:07I'm being serious, too.
01:04:08Allison.
01:04:09Perfect.
01:04:10You're so who you are.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12I'll always be there.
01:04:15To catch you when you fall.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:20All right.
01:04:22On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first.
01:04:26Then Allison.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:40Allison.
01:04:41Hey.
01:04:42Great job, you guys.
01:04:43You killed it.
01:05:07I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11You just saved my life.
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:24Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett.
01:05:43Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:46All right, everyone.
01:05:47In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:08And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:13Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16Is that what you wanted?
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:19Thanks, bro.
01:06:20I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows?
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind?
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:41No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:45I'm in your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08One more one.
01:07:10I do.
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public boss.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:16Hey!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:21You kicked my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:29What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:32Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:34You're going to hit her?
01:07:35Get my office now.
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:41Let's...
01:07:41We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44All right.
01:07:45You sure you're already?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut, Brad.
01:07:53You could have broken your hand.
01:07:54Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:00Set up.
01:08:06You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me
01:08:12out.
01:08:14Let's go, guys.
01:08:14Let's go, guys.
01:08:14304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:15Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:18No.
01:08:18That's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:22You won't let him.
01:08:23Let's tell him.
01:08:24Let's tell him.
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of the entire team.
01:08:29Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:32Let's go.
01:08:33Let's go.
01:08:33Let's go.
01:08:39Brett.
01:08:40Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just washing up, man.
01:08:44God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:49Every single time I see you, all I can think about is doing this.
01:08:57You need a hand, man?
01:08:58No, I got everything I need.
01:09:01Right here.
01:09:07You gotta be quiet.
01:09:11Let's go in the house.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:18It takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:34It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:39Mine's real.
01:09:40Brett, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:42We got your food.
01:09:43It's gonna get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:45I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:49Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:53You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:00Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20It's good.
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:38I'm so right, so weak.
01:10:41I'm so right, so weak.
01:10:42I'm so right, so weak.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:55let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:05Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:13She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:21Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's, that's not true.
01:11:27You know what?
01:11:28I don't care.
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh, really?
01:11:36Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had good stuff.
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:50Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:11:59Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:10Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:19Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:22Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you.
01:12:25For the clout?
01:12:26For the status?
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit.
01:12:33It's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:39Boo!
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:41Listen.
01:12:42Just...
01:12:42Please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody.
01:12:44Just shut up.
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right.
01:12:51That's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:54Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:56as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:03from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:08pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:18I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:21with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of your
01:13:29spells ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32You're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:37not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Not for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:48You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies
01:14:06that they have.
01:14:07Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:13because she was a threat.
01:14:14She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad,
01:14:18and it's horrible.
01:14:19Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true.
01:14:29He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up!
01:14:34Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:37You fucking bitch!
01:14:38You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:53Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:01you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude.
01:15:05Shut up.
01:15:06What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams!
01:15:15Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:18of sexual harassment against you
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:24from all school activities.
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No!
01:15:27My father...
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:30but I assure you,
01:15:31his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:33You can take him away.
01:15:35Artie's over. Let go.
01:15:36No!
01:15:37I'll throw you off!
01:15:38It isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you, Ms. Scott,
01:15:43on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now,
01:15:53you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone.
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:15Let's win!
01:16:27Touchdown, the University wins it all!
01:16:30Woo!
01:16:35Yes, yes!
01:16:36Go!
01:16:47Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Пожалуйста!
01:16:58Hey!
01:16:59Allison!
01:17:02the way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
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