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Full Episode of Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:00And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:56it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15Somebody hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous. I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year. New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison. I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate. You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:25Third door. Meeting room. Show them aggression. I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost, baby girl? Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54No! No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett? He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28Brother Sean.
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:30I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me.
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28Heom.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message. Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes!
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth. So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on. Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go. Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop!
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool. You can't do that.
00:10:41Because that's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:10:58Yeah.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:18I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you want me to take my chance.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:37Brett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you all right?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:47I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:04Oh, my God.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:13I'll tell you those.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18Thank you for this.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:47I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:50I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06Me and you are going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates, and that means we're equals.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:40and do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No, pro-max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You got a problem with him?
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the slot.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate,
00:14:56my brother's best friend,
00:14:58screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:00Are you ready to ride?
00:15:05Come on.
00:15:06Let's get it up.
00:15:07Let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:10Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:20Oh my God.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look, everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me,
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:05Oh.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:10Right now.
00:16:12I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:44I'm sorry.
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:21Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:25What's up?
00:17:26Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:47Please, this is serious.
00:17:48Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison.
00:17:50You know what?
00:17:51You want it to break the rules?
00:17:53You enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:00He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her.
00:18:17What?
00:18:18No!
00:18:18Get off of me!
00:18:19You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:27That's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:46Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:58Stop fighting!
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:12Please!
00:19:13Please stop!
00:19:14You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Oh!
00:19:41Oh!
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:10I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:16Great!
00:20:18We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:21No!
00:20:23You okay?
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36What do you think you're doing?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:11Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:14Please, just put this out.
00:21:16Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35I know!
00:21:36I know!
00:21:36Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:46Fuck everybody.
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think just this once.
00:22:17What?
00:22:21Just say it!
00:22:21Just say it!
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:38And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:44Forget I said anything.
00:22:47I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:50Allison, stop it.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, bro?
00:23:37We're hurting everything.
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Ally?
00:23:56Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:00Swear to God, guys.
00:24:01What are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03It takes time to run.
00:24:08What?
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:22And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:27or I'm gonna come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and...
00:24:37And I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay? Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:55Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take care to, I don't know,
00:24:58like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh...
00:25:02I was going to right after.
00:25:03I got it, man.
00:25:05Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:10That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:14What's up?
00:25:15What's going on? We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:16No, Ally.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:37is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53Sorry.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:24I see you.
00:26:25Hey, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:42What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up. Stretching drills.
00:27:00Solo, Allison?
00:27:01Let me help.
00:27:02I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:07It'll be fun.
00:27:09I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:23She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:30Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man.
00:27:36You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:51Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go.
00:28:09We don't have all day.
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett, but how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:17We don't have all day.
00:28:19You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56You're not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions.
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me, and it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:51And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:30Oh my shit.
00:30:32Fuck!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:37Shit!
00:30:38Jesus.
00:30:39Um, here we go.
00:30:40No, um.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just...
00:31:01It's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:10And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:17I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:21Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:32thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35How...
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:37She's going to kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to...
00:31:41She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:44Well, I'll...
00:31:45It's all right.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:01Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:38Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey!
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:05Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:17Stop!
00:33:19Stop!
00:33:20Stop!
00:33:20Stop!
00:33:22Stop!
00:33:22Stop!
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:26This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:28Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:45I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:56and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:32Oh, shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:49Look at you, you look fantastic.
00:34:52You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:12Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:22Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:27But it works.
00:35:29You take center. Let's go.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:37Hey, uh...
00:35:44Look at the lake.
00:35:47I don't know what you're doing.
00:35:49I don't know what you're doing.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah!
00:36:21Oh, yeah!
00:36:32What is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:34It's Allison Scott.
00:36:36I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:42Allison is serious. She's so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:48Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now.
00:37:01If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:21Touchdown!
00:37:22Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:25Yeah!
00:37:26Oh, good job!
00:37:28Right here.
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:30Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Hey!
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:42Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:44That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Hey, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:54You're OK.
00:37:54Kip!
00:37:55Kip!
00:37:56Kip!
00:37:56Kip!
00:37:57Kip!
00:37:57Kip!
00:37:58Kip!
00:37:59Kip!
00:37:59Kip!
00:37:59Kip!
00:37:59Kip!
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:04Kip!
00:38:04Oh, my God.
00:38:06Kip!
00:38:06Kip!
00:38:08Kip!
00:38:10Kip!
00:38:11Kip!
00:38:13Kip!
00:38:14Kip!
00:38:14Kip!
00:38:15Kip!
00:38:15Kip!
00:38:17Kip!
00:38:18Kip!
00:38:20Now we've got ourselves a good old kiss cam standout.
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:24Kip!
00:38:25Kip!
00:38:26Kip!
00:38:27Kip!
00:38:28Kip!
00:38:28Kip!
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37But I want it.
00:38:53Wait. What?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:02Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:18Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:48Harrison!
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene? Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:19No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:22I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me!
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Absolutely nothing. I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:28You're fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:35Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:40I promise.
00:40:41Dude.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No!
00:40:50I sound like a mom!
00:40:52This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him.
00:41:01Hey, Brett.
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:31Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Why?
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:03That's not fair, okay?
00:42:04Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:10You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:12Yeah, I know if you dare.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:49Oh, is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Allie!
00:43:20Brett!
00:43:21He goes out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit!
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out!
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So I...
00:43:31I'm gonna get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie!
00:43:33Hey!
00:43:35Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:36Allie!
00:43:36Hey!
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:38Brett!
00:43:39Get down.
00:43:44Allie!
00:43:45Hi!
00:43:46Shown alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Run!
00:43:49I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:52You're...
00:43:53You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02Hey!
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so...
00:44:04I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:25Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:30So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Ron...
00:44:35I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02Thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry.
00:45:12I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay?
00:45:15Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Bye.
00:45:26The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:29Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:45I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56I got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Rhett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita.
00:46:28Not me.
00:46:38Look.
00:46:39The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41Just finally getting back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:50I came by myself.
00:46:52Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:58Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:07How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13$15?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine?
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:38So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:56You know, I do think this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:12Ooh, Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know, um...
00:48:21You're not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:43Sounds fun.
00:48:47I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really, for me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:16You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:32Is his loss my gain?
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:50Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:32But I play to win.
00:50:38Check it out.
00:50:4010 bucks say they kiss.
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:57Game's over.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:50:59Excuse me.
00:51:00What are you doing, huh?
00:51:00Get off of me.
00:51:01What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:05What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:07How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:10No more of these stupid games.
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12I know.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:30Oh my god.
00:51:31Oh shit.
00:51:41I got you.
00:51:42I got you.
00:51:44You okay?
00:51:45I got you.
00:51:45Hold on.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:47It's okay.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:49I got you.
00:51:50I got you.
00:51:51I got you.
00:51:52Oh my god.
00:51:53Is she okay?
00:51:56Hey.
00:51:58Hey.
00:51:58Look at me.
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:01You okay?
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03I can't feel it.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06Just try to breathe.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:07Hey.
00:52:10I'm sorry.
00:52:11I'll be okay.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Let's get you out.
00:52:15Let's get you out.
00:52:15Okay.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:20Okay.
00:52:22Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:25Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:27All right, here we go.
00:52:27Put you down.
00:52:29You know, you could've died at once.
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone
00:52:35being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:44What am I not understanding?
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:49I'm sorry.
00:52:50I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse!
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:09Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:15Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know.
00:53:26I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35Don't say that.
00:53:35I did.
00:53:36I fell in love with you.
00:53:37I'm in love with you.
00:53:38And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:40I know that.
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:06I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:50Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:15I think I met you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:22Every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:29Every time.
00:55:32Hey.
00:55:41I want you to take me right here.
00:55:46Right now.
00:56:00So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:24He's going to kill you.
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:28He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know, I think, I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little, until we find the right moment.
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:02I don't want to be your way.
00:57:05We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Aw.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me, and I really like your car.
00:57:52Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:54He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:57:59Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you.
00:58:02Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:07Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:10Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:12Holy shit.
00:58:13That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palms my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:39Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey.
00:59:03Are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:19Shoot.
00:59:20I'm late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag.
01:00:10I was looking for that.
01:00:12No problem.
01:00:13Uh-huh.
01:00:16Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:24I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:33thorough search.
01:00:33Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me.
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream.
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:54I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:00:59Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I...
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpot.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:22Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:35Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:38I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget?
01:01:49I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning.
01:01:51Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these
01:02:02banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:05They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:13All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:25Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita.
01:02:38My decision is final.
01:02:43Listen up.
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:55So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that.
01:02:57Coach will kill me.
01:02:58Fine.
01:02:59Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:04Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:29So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it.
01:03:33I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Excuse me.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39She was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were...
01:03:43When we were having...
01:03:48Bone sex.
01:03:50So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you...
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:07I'm being serious, too.
01:04:08Allison.
01:04:09Perfect.
01:04:10You're so who you are, okay?
01:04:12I'll always be there.
01:04:15To catch you when you fall.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:20All right.
01:04:22On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first.
01:04:26Then Allison.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:40Allison.
01:04:41Hey.
01:04:42Great job, you guys.
01:04:43You killed her.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:08I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11You just saved my life.
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett.
01:05:42Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:46All right, everyone.
01:05:47In light of the performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:08And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:13Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16Is that what you wanted?
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:19Thanks, bro.
01:06:20I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows.
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:42Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:45I'm in your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:51again?
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:02Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08You want more money?
01:07:10I do.
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public bus.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:16Hey!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:21You kicked my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:24Run!
01:07:26Run!
01:07:27Run!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35No.
01:07:35Get my office now!
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:40Let's...
01:07:41We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44Alright.
01:07:45You sure you're on it?
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:53You could've broken your hand.
01:07:55Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:00Shut up.
01:08:06You know, I could kinda get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around.
01:08:11Take care of me.
01:08:12Help me out.
01:08:14Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:15Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:18No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:22I won't let him.
01:08:24Let's tell him.
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of the entire team.
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:32Let's hide.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:39Brett!
01:08:40Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:44John, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:49You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:08:57You need a hand, man?
01:08:58No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:07You gotta be quiet.
01:09:11Unless you are not.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:18It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:20Assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:35It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:39I'm sorry.
01:09:40Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:42We got your food.
01:09:43It's gonna get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:45I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:49Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:53You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:00Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20It's good.
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise
01:10:56for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:05Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot,
01:11:13she bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:21Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's, that's not true.
01:11:27You know what?
01:11:28I don't care.
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh, really?
01:11:36Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had good stuff.
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:50Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:11:59Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:10Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:19Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:22Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you.
01:12:25For the clout?
01:12:26For the status?
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:39Boo!
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:41Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this.
01:12:48Look.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right, that's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:53Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:56as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position
01:13:04as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:08pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:19I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:20get healthy with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:29take your spouse ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:38not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Not for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:49You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:07Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:13because she was a threat.
01:14:14She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:18And it's horrible.
01:14:19Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true. He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:32Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:37You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:53Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:58Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:06What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams!
01:15:15Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:25What? No! My father...
01:15:28My father may have his name on the library, but I assure you,
01:15:31his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:34You can take him away.
01:15:35Artie's over. Let go.
01:15:36No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:38It isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you, Miss Scott,
01:15:43on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:51And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone.
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:12Whoo!
01:16:14Whoo!
01:16:15Let's win!
01:16:28Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:30Hawai'ala!
01:16:47Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:49Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:51Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:53Kiss! podcast.
01:16:57Hey, Alison!
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
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