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Taskmaster - S20E07 - Drier Than You Think Chalk [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
Taskmaster - S20E07 - Drier Than You Think Chalk [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
Taskmaster - S20E07 - Drier Than You Think Chalk [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
Taskmaster - S20E07 - Drier Than You Think Chalk [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
Taskmaster - S20E07 - Drier Than You Think Chalk [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:01Oh, no!
00:05Hello?
00:12Hey!
00:18Nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house.
00:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:33Hello there. I'm Greg Davies.
00:36Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:37They say it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part.
00:41And if you're a child watching the pre-Watershed version of this show,
00:44I'm here to tell you an uncomfortable truth.
00:47You're being told that because you're not good enough.
00:50That's the kids sorted. Now...
00:55Let's see if we can break some adults.
00:57Please welcome Anya Magliano!
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:02Maziana!
01:04Phil Ellis!
01:06Lee Shearsmith!
01:08And Sandy Baskar!
01:13And next to me, a man who secretly told me,
01:16and I really must distance myself from comments like this,
01:19that he thinks that women are like electric vehicles.
01:23Really good, as long as they're not in charge.
01:25LAUGHTER
01:27He didn't have a turn!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:32Hello, everyone.
01:34How are you feeling?
01:35I'm feeling good.
01:36Unfortunately, lurgy!
01:37You've got the lurgy now.
01:38No returns.
01:39No returns.
01:40I've had that for two months.
01:42You've now got it?
01:43You can't get me.
01:44Oh, cheese touch!
01:46Bad luck.
01:46Can't get me.
01:47You're now a social outcast.
01:50Cheese touch?
01:51Yeah, yeah.
01:51Oh, no.
01:53You've got loads of up-dog on your waistcoat.
01:55What's up-dog?
01:56Not much.
01:57What about you?
01:59APPLAUSE
02:02That has killed the atmosphere.
02:05LAUGHTER
02:07What's the prize task?
02:08You've been very specific, yet incredibly vague with this one, Greg,
02:12as they've been asked to bring in the best thing you can either ride
02:16or rip.
02:18Yes.
02:19Ride or rip.
02:20Or is it both?
02:21That's up to Greg, my favourite host ever.
02:24The winner of the episode will take home all five things you can either
02:27ride or rip, or both, maybe, which is pretty sick and gnarly,
02:30but that's quite enough for me.
02:31I'll see you all later.
02:32OK, Sanjeev.
02:33Hello.
02:34What have you brought me that I might like to ride?
02:37Or rip!
02:38I figured the most fun thing to ride would be Alex Horne.
02:46According to the internet, I agree.
02:48Yeah.
02:49I have brought something which will allow you to be able to manoeuvre him.
02:54Oh!
02:57LAUGHTER
02:59Perfectly fits Alex Horne's head.
03:01Lovely.
03:02And, obviously, you've got rear-view mirrors so you can see
03:04what's coming up behind you.
03:05Yeah.
03:06And you've got a bell to warn people that your Alex Horne's coming.
03:15And I mean that in a pre-Watershed way.
03:18So anyone can ride me, can they, with this device?
03:21You could be on all fours and somebody can be sitting on your back.
03:23Mm-hm.
03:24And they've got your head.
03:25Oh, OK.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Also sitting on your shoulders, like that.
03:28Oh, and leaning down.
03:29Yeah.
03:29Oh, like a penny farthing.
03:31Like a penny farthing.
03:33LAUGHTER
03:34Phil.
03:35Right, so this is something that...
03:38..is a...
03:39..you are ripping and riding at the same time.
03:42Hello.
03:43If you'd like to show.
03:43Here it is.
03:44Check this out.
03:47So you're ripping off a very famous Monty Python joke.
03:51LAUGHTER
03:51And you're riding an imaginary...
03:53Could be a pony.
03:54Could be a horse.
03:55Could be a camel.
03:56Depends what mood you're in.
03:57And I've put a nice little ribbon on it,
03:59so you can wear it round like mittens through your coat.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:05Because...
04:05If you lose one, you're just a madman waving round half a coconut.
04:09LAUGHTER
04:09Yeah.
04:10When you're on the M1, you've got two.
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:12Great.
04:13And they go,
04:13Oh, don't beat the horn here.
04:15Maybe it'll startle her.
04:17I like it.
04:18Amazing.
04:19I've gone all right on this one.
04:21I'm hoping it will please you, Greg.
04:24It's even been mentioned so far.
04:27It's a...
04:28Personalised Greg Davies...
04:30Oh, yeah!
04:32..punny-fourthin.
04:34APPLAUSE
04:35It's pretty good, yeah.
04:37It's pretty amazing.
04:39It is going to be a struggle for you to get in that seat,
04:42but, my God, it will feel brilliant.
04:45Once you're in, you're in, aren't you?
04:46Once you're in, you're in.
04:47Famously.
04:48What I always say.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Oh, these are all good.
04:52Someone's going to mess up, aren't they?
04:53Rhys?
04:55LAUGHTER
04:56Well, I've gone ride and rip,
04:59and in the 70s, we used to have daredevils.
05:02You don't get them any more,
05:03but there was one very famous daredevil, Evil Knievel.
05:06Evil Knievel.
05:06And I had the Evil Knievel toy.
05:09Can I say it's my favourite ever toy?
05:11Amazing.
05:12Well, it's that,
05:13because you get the opportunity to sort of ride like Evil,
05:17and the ripcord is the rip of the ride.
05:20And there's a picture here of it.
05:22There we go. There he is.
05:23Very ripcord racer.
05:25I remembered the rip.
05:26Here we go.
05:26There he is.
05:27And then, yep, he goes and he's on.
05:29And there is a...
05:33There is also another rip,
05:35because Evil never made an idiot actually dying.
05:41That's a lovely double rip.
05:43Oh, that saved him.
05:44Because up to that point, he just bought in a toy.
05:46But that little joke saved him.
05:49Anya?
05:50I've brought in something that I've designed.
05:53It's based on my feeling that when I travel,
05:57people have quite a weak bladder.
05:59Yeah.
05:59So I've designed something that should smoothen that situation.
06:03Smoothen me.
06:04I...
06:11This is Anya demonstrating it.
06:16And she is using it in both functions during that clip.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Let's say, on Monday, I wanted to go to the Chelsea Flower Show.
06:25LAUGHTER
06:27You don't...
06:27You think they'd be fine with me writing this round?
06:30Yeah, 100%.
06:30Just dropping turds on the floor.
06:33I think so.
06:34That's good for the soil, isn't it?
06:36They'd be welcoming you inside.
06:38They'd be going,
06:39Over here, our garden.
06:40The peace garden.
06:41The peace garden.
06:43The peace garden.
06:45Quick, feed him.
06:49Can I say one more thing?
06:51It cost me four figures.
06:54You had to pay over £1,000 for it?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Oh, my God, it'd be so funny if I gave you just one point.
07:00Greg.
07:02Greg, please, I'm begging you.
07:03If you do that, I will break.
07:05OK, you've seen all five?
07:06Yeah.
07:07It's hard to separate.
07:08I think they're all pretty good.
07:09I mean, Reece's is the worst,
07:11but then he saved it with that joke.
07:13Well, I'm not going to give you one.
07:14Oh, OK.
07:15Because I liked it.
07:17I'm going to give him two points.
07:18But you are last, Reece.
07:20Yeah, apparently.
07:21Two lovely points, followed by three lovely points.
07:25Coconuts.
07:26Four points for Penny Farthing.
07:28But third place.
07:29The third place?
07:30Yeah.
07:30No.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Second place, joint first place.
07:33Are you kidding me?
07:34No offence, Sanjeev.
07:35What?
07:36This is a hat.
07:37Yeah, I loved it.
07:38So it's four points to Mady, five points to Sanjeev and Anya.
07:41There you go.
07:42There we go.
07:43Well done.
07:43Thank you, everyone.
07:47I've got to be honest, I don't think I scored that very well.
07:50Right, let's start with a team joke.
07:54Okey-dokey, yes, of course.
07:55But be warned, I have word from security that there's trouble going down at the Taskmaster Museum.
08:00Oh.
08:10Pass room, check.
08:17Pressure pad, check.
08:20Statue in place.
08:22Pass room, clear.
08:28Oh, God.
08:30Rhys.
08:31What's this?
08:32Are we safe?
08:33Don't know.
08:35Oh, there's a lot to take in here.
08:38What's this?
08:39Oh, God.
08:40Floor plans.
08:41Are we doing a heist?
08:42Oh, God.
08:44Where's Alex?
08:45Where is Alex?
08:46Oh, this is horrible.
08:47Look.
08:48It's the house.
08:49Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:52Steal the statue of Archimedes.
08:55You have 15 minutes of observation and preparation in the van.
09:00Then 15 minutes to carry out your heist.
09:03Most sophisticated, successful heist wins.
09:06Your time starts now.
09:09So, we are going to have to steal that.
09:13Right, where is that?
09:19Is that Alex?
09:20Oh, look.
09:21He's a policeman.
09:22He's got important codes.
09:23He's got important codes.
09:24OK, OK, OK.
09:24Let's check out his roots.
09:25So, his root is he comes out of the house.
09:30We don't have that long, guys.
09:33Staff room.
09:34Door alarm check.
09:35There was three beeps of two after alarm check.
09:38Shed.
09:39Check.
09:39Clear.
09:40Right, we need to get to the tool shed.
09:42Statue room.
09:44Pressure mat alarm check.
09:46Good.
09:47Good to know.
09:48Pressure pad.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Don't step on that.
09:52Functioning.
09:53Statue in place.
09:543-0-1-0-2-2.
09:56It said 3-0-1-0-2-2.
09:583-0-1-0-2-2.
09:58Excellent work.
10:04Wait, he's taken his jacket off to go to the toilet.
10:06If he does a routine week, that's the time to get the jacket and the keys.
10:10Yeah.
10:10With it round his neck.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:16He's not.
10:16He's not well.
10:22So, where's he in the lamp?
10:23So, now he's in the lamp.
10:25Oh, look, he's not winning again.
10:29Two minutes.
10:31He wheeze every two minutes.
10:32This is such good info.
10:33Yeah.
10:33Yeah, there's the key.
10:34Look, there's the key.
10:35So, they're in his top left pocket.
10:37Is there a way of keeping him in the toilet?
10:39But is there something we can wedge against it?
10:42Yeah.
10:42Let's kill him.
10:50I mean, I was genuinely drawn into the drama of it up until that point.
10:54I'm quite excited about this.
10:56Yeah.
10:56It's very dramatic.
10:57Who are we going to see first?
10:59Well, first to plot and then partake in a heist are your stereotypical gangsters
11:03Anya, Philip and Sanjeev.
11:05The plan is go to the tool shed.
11:08Well, should two of us just run in and grab as much stuff as we think is useful?
11:11Mm-hm.
11:14Where is he?
11:15Where is he?
11:15He's there.
11:16301-22.
11:17Go, guys, go.
11:18See what you can find.
11:24Hey, how's it going?
11:25Yeah, huge wire cutter.
11:27Getting a net.
11:30Oh, yeah, getting a net.
11:31Let's just trap him and kill him.
11:32I keep telling you.
11:34What?
11:35Where's Sanjeev?
11:37Oh, shit.
11:38Sanjeev.
11:41Right, right, right.
11:46OK.
11:51What's this?
11:52That's...
11:53That's what it was in there.
11:54That's what it was.
11:55OK, the statue has a weight sensor.
11:57Maybe that could replace it.
11:59Right.
12:00I'm just going to have a quick look in the shed.
12:03Statue in place.
12:07Is he about to go to the news soon?
12:20OK.
12:20OK.
12:20We've got keys.
12:30Hello?
12:31Hello?
12:32Hello?
12:36I don't think it worked.
12:38Sanjeev, are you there?
12:39He's out of the loop.
12:40Interesting.
12:41He's heading to the camera feed room.
12:44He needs to hide from the cameras now.
12:45Hide from the cameras.
12:47Who's that?
12:48You're too big on camera.
12:49He's in the camera room, did you say?
12:51I'm going to go and investigate.
12:53He's heading out the front door.
13:08All the cameras have gone off.
13:10All the cameras have gone off.
13:12Where have they gone?
13:23Hi.
13:24Hello, sir.
13:25You shouldn't be here after the museum is shut.
13:27What is your name?
13:28Pip.
13:28Yeah, I have a single out in the 90s.
13:31Where are you from?
13:32Going to the car park.
13:33I do apologise about that.
13:45I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
13:51Oh, what is that?
13:54I need someone to figure out where he is that I can get back.
13:57I've got the statue.
13:59Oh, yeah, I'll go and distract him.
14:01Because he can only send you back here.
14:03Yeah, tell him to run back.
14:03Hello?
14:04Just sent Phil to distract him because we've got no cameras at all.
14:09Sorry, me again.
14:10What time do you open tomorrow?
14:12Pip should be open at half eight.
14:14If you wouldn't mind leaving the premises.
14:17How was the pleasure?
14:18It's been great.
14:19So we are shot at the moment.
14:21Thank you, sir.
14:21No, I do apologise.
14:22No problem.
14:22Thanks, mate.
14:23I've only got seven minutes left.
14:25That's a shame.
14:26Statue room.
14:27Pressure pad, check.
14:28Check.
14:31Check.
14:34Statue.
14:35Statue.
14:37Statue's gone.
14:43APPLAUSE
14:45You're right, you know, it is weird you don't get cast in more stuff.
14:49Such is gone.
14:51You know what, also, that wasn't acting.
14:53I hadn't seen any of the footage because he tore the wires out of the security...
14:58Which means we didn't even record the security footage after that
15:01because we weren't expecting anyone to rip the wires off.
15:03So all that footage is gone and I couldn't believe the statue'd gone.
15:06Yeah, you sort of came good at the end.
15:09Up until that point, I don't think it's unfair to say
15:11you might be the weakling kid.
15:14You remembered the code.
15:17Well done.
15:18I loved finding an object to replace the weight of the statue.
15:22It was all going to plan and then we had a northern man
15:25dressed as the 70s Bim.
15:31Attempt to lock him in the toilet and fail.
15:34And then you became a maintenance man called Pip.
15:38You gave a fake name Pip, which is short for your name, Phil.
15:42I think every time we've done a team task,
15:45and I say this was so much love...
15:46Oh, thanks.
15:48But we've been doing, one, the actual task,
15:51and then the second task of wrangling Phil.
15:54Very enjoyable.
15:55We've reached the end of the first part of our first heist.
15:59Another lesson for you youngsters out there.
16:01If you haven't got the things you like, steal them.
16:04See you in a bit.
16:12APPLAUSE
16:14Hello, welcome back to Taskmasters Part 2,
16:17and our cast are planning and participating in heists
16:19at Taskmaster Museum.
16:21Fortunately for them, the security guard is this goon.
16:26Hello!
16:27Yes, they're trying to steal the statue of Archimedes,
16:30and there's just one crime duo left to go.
16:32Chill out, Cray Twins, it's time for Rees Fearsmith
16:35and Maisie Doesn't Give a Damn.
16:40Important codes.
16:41We need to get that off him, then.
16:42He needs a wee...
16:44He puts it down, he puts it down.
16:46He puts it down, good.
16:46Right, shall I just go in now?
16:48And he's in the loop.
16:48Go now!
16:52If you can hear me, I think he's coming out.
16:56Oh, Jesus, he's got it.
16:58Quickly get in.
16:59He had this code, 301-022.
17:03Great.
17:03Well, now it makes me think that it's not a key, it's...
17:06It's not a key.
17:07It's codes that are on that.
17:09Checking security cameras...
17:11Is he going in the lab?
17:12Yeah, he'll be in the lab.
17:14Shall I go now?
17:16301-022.
17:19Any trouble?
17:21Good.
17:23Oh, hang on a minute.
17:25There's someone out there.
17:27There's an umbrella.
17:28Oh, God.
17:29Rees!
17:32Excuse me, I just saw someone.
17:36Rees, move!
17:37Move, Rees!
17:38Oh, shit!
17:39Excuse me, sir.
17:41Hi.
17:41We're shut, I'm afraid.
17:42Oh, I'm sorry about that.
17:43I went wrong.
17:45Back to the car park.
17:46Which way around is it, please?
17:47This way, sir.
17:51Jesus Christ.
17:52It's not a code, it's a lock with a number four on it.
17:57I'm going to have a lock now, shall I?
18:02Hang on, there's someone on this camera.
18:05Right, off we go again.
18:09Oh, no, he's seen it, he's spotted it.
18:15Hello?
18:16Yeah, I just saw you on the camera.
18:17You did?
18:18Excuse me, I didn't know which way around I'm meant to be going.
18:20I was trying to...
18:20I was sending you back to the car park.
18:22Sorry.
18:22Right, what's your name?
18:23Er, Lindsay.
18:25Staff room alarm check.
18:27Oh, come on.
18:28Oh, for fucking hell.
18:28He said he saw me on the camera.
18:30Do you know what we do?
18:31What?
18:32We run in and we just grab that whole box and run out with it.
18:35You reckon?
18:36When he's in the loo?
18:37Now?
18:37Yeah.
18:37Yeah?
18:38Ready?
18:39Don't step on the mat.
18:39Just dank it.
18:55Yes.
18:57We're in.
18:59Well, we've stolen it.
19:00We need to make it at least appear sophisticated.
19:02Shall we leave him a little note?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Thank you for the free gift.
19:09We're going.
19:10We're going.
19:11We're going.
19:19We're going.
19:20Wow.
19:20First things first.
19:22Successful.
19:23Yep.
19:24Sophisticated.
19:25Yep.
19:26Tell me about the see-through umbrella disguise.
19:29I tell you what happened.
19:30We didn't...
19:31Our walkie-talkies didn't work.
19:33Walkie-talkies.
19:33They didn't work, which is why I had to resort to other modes
19:36of communication.
19:38What a warning.
19:39Did you like it?
19:39Well, it needed to attract Reece's attention, but...
19:43But?
19:43But blend in with the atmosphere.
19:45I know.
19:46In a sophisticated way.
19:48Shall we have a look at it?
19:49Oh, God.
19:50Reece!
19:51Oh!
19:55Sophistication.
19:56Just like watching Ocean's Eleven.
19:58Yes.
19:59Incredible.
20:00Both successful.
20:01Yes.
20:01I think the team of three were more sophisticated.
20:05Five points to the team of three.
20:06There we go.
20:09Feels like three is fair.
20:11I've written off what you have in your mind as fair.
20:14You did say that.
20:17Three points.
20:17Three points to the team of two.
20:19There we go.
20:20It feels fair.
20:22Both very entertaining.
20:24Scoreboard, please.
20:24Yes.
20:25Well, Sanjeev, we know, has not won an episode yet,
20:27but he's joint in the lead with Anya on ten points.
20:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:32This could be the one.
20:33This could be the one.
20:34On him with another task, please.
20:37Oh, yes, please.
20:38And it's that time in the series when we get grim.
20:57Good evening, Alex.
20:59I know they'll never have let me out of here while I'm alive.
21:03Quick pro quo.
21:04I tell your things yourself.
21:05You tell me things.
21:07Hi.
21:08Chris Heubank.
21:09Sorry?
21:10Chris Heubank.
21:11Yeah, who was it supposed to be?
21:12It was Hannibal Lecter.
21:13Oh, was it?
21:13Oh, lovely.
21:14Lovely.
21:15You look ready.
21:18Glad it looks that way.
21:19This is wet.
21:20Yeah, that's my fault.
21:24Dribble a Technicolor picture of your hero.
21:27Your Technicolor picture must only be made from things that have travelled...
21:32Directly from your mouth...
21:34To the tray through the air.
21:35And cannot be tampered with post-dribble.
21:38Best Technicolor dribble picture wins.
21:41You have 15 minutes.
21:43Your time starts now.
21:46Are there colours available somewhere?
21:48You may leave the room.
21:49OK.
21:51May not be coming back.
21:52Right.
21:53To see me.
21:59You looking forward to it, Chris Heubank?
22:05Can you do a Chris Heubank, just for the record?
22:07Yes, of course I can.
22:13Let's back on.
22:14OK.
22:15First, to demonstrate their committal to spittle are Anya, Sanjeev and Rhys Shearspit.
22:22So, we've got some items here.
22:24It's not many different colours.
22:25It's hard to find colours.
22:26Anyway, shall I tell you afterwards who it is?
22:29Up to you.
22:30I have some supplies.
22:32Yes, it must be Technicolor, so this is good.
22:34An artist prepares.
22:38Sorry, I forgot the rules.
22:41Excellent.
22:46I'm going to draw...
22:47Dribble.
22:48Dribble.
22:50William Shakespeare.
22:53Getting that in there, then.
22:54What's the liquid?
22:55It's coffee.
22:56OK.
23:00LAUGHTER
23:18I had a question.
23:19Erm, I need to go to the loo.
23:21Does that come out of my time?
23:24Or do you pause it?
23:25It comes out of your time, Sanjeev.
23:27It's not right.
23:28It's not right.
23:37Welcome back.
23:38Thank you very much.
23:38Seven minutes now.
23:52Very accurate.
23:54You've got to be bold.
24:05Oh, God.
24:16Oh.
24:25It's him in his old age.
24:26Right, his last play.
24:38It's him in his old age.
24:38You know when you can sometimes...
24:41You don't know when to stop.
24:42LAUGHTER
24:43I think I'm going to stop.
24:45Yeah.
24:45That's it.
24:46That's it.
24:47Done.
24:48APPLAUSE
24:50What I initially wrote down was that Anya was quite sort of traditionally ladylike in the way that she dribbled
24:57the picture until suddenly you turned into The Exorcist.
25:01LAUGHTER
25:02You achieved a 30-second dribble.
25:04A constant...
25:05Really?
25:06A constant half-minute stream.
25:07I'm not sure that's something to be proud of.
25:09I thought Sanjeev was nicely controlled.
25:12He was in the toilet for most of the eternity.
25:14I mean, honestly, though, Rhys, you...
25:17For most of it, you look like someone in Watford High Street on a Saturday night.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22Honking up.
25:23I expected you to go, get my brother!
25:25Get my brother!
25:28I think it's because of what the colour was.
25:31Yeah, the colour.
25:31The choice of colour did not help the overall image.
25:34OK.
25:35Let's start with Shakespeare.
25:36Let's.
25:37Everyone's hero, really.
25:38This is Anya's take on William Shakespeare.
25:41LAUGHTER
25:43Is that it?
25:46So, let's focus on the rough.
25:48Yeah, the rough is excellent.
25:49The rough is there.
25:50I did actually make a note.
25:51I was surprised by how much the squirty cream looked like a rough
25:54when it was going on.
25:55It's good, isn't it?
25:56And then...
25:56So, that's his pen...
25:57His quill, the red at the bottom.
26:00Mmm.
26:00I mean, honest to God, it's rubbish.
26:03LAUGHTER
26:03And then the orange is, like, back...
26:05Cos it was in medieval times.
26:07That's, like, the air looked like that.
26:09LAUGHTER
26:11Pollution, cos they didn't have air conditioning.
26:13Cos of the smog.
26:13Cos of the smog.
26:14Oh, yeah.
26:15Smog, yeah.
26:15Oh, no, it is good.
26:17LAUGHTER
26:21LAUGHTER
26:22He was in the late 1600s.
26:25Yeah.
26:26It was pre-smog.
26:27They didn't have factories.
26:29LAUGHTER
26:31APPLAUSE
26:31Ooh!
26:33Some of us don't know about the Industrial Revolution.
26:36LAUGHTER
26:36Yeah, who's next?
26:37Well, see if you can work out who Sanjeev's hero is.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:42Who?
26:42You're back in the game.
26:44Well, I mean, obviously I'm not going to be able to guess it.
26:47You'll kick yourself.
26:48It's Gene Wilder.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:55It's the smile.
26:56The smile gives it away.
26:58You can see it now.
26:58The smile knows.
26:59Oh, God.
26:59Once you start looking at it, you see Gene Wilder.
27:01There's Wonka.
27:02Yeah.
27:03And he's got that trademark factory smog around the edge.
27:07LAUGHTER
27:07Who's next?
27:08Well, we have a recognised artist here.
27:11Rhys Shearsmith has done this person.
27:13Can you work out who this is?
27:14Here we go.
27:14Wow!
27:15Oh!
27:16That's great.
27:17Who's the old actor Rhys keeps mentioning?
27:21Matt Boris Karloff?
27:23You're in the ballpark.
27:23You're in the right world.
27:24Is it Dracula?
27:25It is Dracula!
27:26It's Dracula!
27:27Whoa!
27:28It's Dracula!
27:30You're right, you only did need those two colours.
27:33That's in the corner.
27:34Yeah.
27:34The widow's peak, the moon as well.
27:36The dark, foreboding atmosphere.
27:39Oh, the eyes!
27:40The eyes!
27:41The red, burning eyes!
27:42That's so haunting!
27:43OK, it's time to pause and reflect on the horrors we've just seen.
27:46Make Grandad a cup of tea and wake him up.
27:49We've got dribbling covered!
27:59Hello!
28:00Welcome to the start of part three.
28:03I'm afraid there's a drool-based art task which still needs completing.
28:07Yes, it's a horrible thing and I really, really enjoy it.
28:10We have double dribble to end with.
28:12It's Maisie and Phil.
28:14Wonderful.
28:14Right, well, you'll be surprised to know I'm not going to leave this room.
28:17I'm going to do it all from everything we've got right here.
28:20Money joking, that would be genuinely insane.
28:22I'm going to do it all right.
28:36I'm going to do it all right.
28:39I'm going to do it all right.
28:39How do we feel about crayons?
28:41Oh, we're off.
28:46There he is!
28:48Oh, blue eyes himself!
28:52Drying his ink took.
28:58máquina
29:03Wow.
29:08Oh!
29:09Can't be tampered with once it's fallen.
29:22Oh, you tits!
29:24Well, you've got two minutes now.
29:27I'm in the gap.
29:29Recognisable?
29:29Yeah.
29:30Spitting image.
29:31That's good.
29:34Spitting.
29:34Spitting image.
29:35Yeah, I'll write that down.
29:36I'll write that down.
29:39Now, that is pretty good.
29:46You're welcome.
29:50Thanks for your time.
29:51You well.
29:51I've got a second.
29:57Well, I quote Terry.
29:59I'm going to stay in the lab and just chew up the task.
30:01I'm only joking.
30:02That would be genuinely insane.
30:05Were you all told you could leave the room?
30:07No.
30:08I did leave off my own accord, if I'm honest.
30:11Sounds like you had to go to the loo.
30:12Yeah.
30:14And that time wasn't taken off.
30:15I'm still kind of shocked at that.
30:17It means if I'd had a heart attack, at some point,
30:20when the paramedics were working on me,
30:22you would have said, time's up.
30:24LAUGHTER
30:30So, yes, I guess, I presume people would think,
30:33well, I have to leave the room because there was nothing in the room.
30:35Well, because I looked around at what I had available
30:38and thought, well, it must be the envelope.
30:40Did you eat the word technicolour first, do you think?
30:42Shut up.
30:43LAUGHTER
30:49Have a look at what this lady's done with her mouth.
30:51This is...
30:51LAUGHTER
30:53This is a technicolour picture of her hero.
30:56Look at the tie.
30:57Yeah, there's a tie.
30:59It's not as bad as I was expecting, to be fair.
31:01It's very much a face.
31:03And I've met Rod Stewart and he looks almost exactly the same as that.
31:07LAUGHTER
31:07It's Rod Stewart.
31:08You're all right.
31:09APPLAUSE
31:12So, I haven't seen the picture yet.
31:14Mm.
31:14From the angle we've seen it at, it looks like madness.
31:19It's quite accurate.
31:20OK.
31:21There it is.
31:23I remember it as a lot better than that.
31:26It's like scanners when the head blows up.
31:28LAUGHTER
31:29Is it Elvis?
31:30No.
31:31That's his gorgeous red hair.
31:33Hucknall.
31:34And, you know...
31:35Hucknall it is.
31:35It is Mick Hucknall.
31:36It's Mick Hucknall!
31:39APPLAUSE
31:43Let's put all five up, then.
31:44What a line-up that would be for Taskmaster Series 21, though.
31:48LAUGHTER
31:49Some of them have only got two colours, but I won't penalise that,
31:52because the main thing is the likeness.
31:55And on this occasion, I'm going to give Anya one point.
31:58BUZZ!
31:58Oh!
31:59I'm so sorry.
32:01LAUGHTER
32:02I like the character, but he doesn't look like Gene Wilder.
32:05I'm going to give two points to Sanjeev.
32:07OK.
32:07Against all odds, I'm giving Rod Stewart three points.
32:10Even more against the odds, I'm giving Mick Hucknall,
32:12cos there's an element of animation to it, four points.
32:16And clearly, even though there are only two colours,
32:18Dracula is the superior painting.
32:20Five points to me.
32:23APPLAUSE
32:24Yeah, it's cool, all right.
32:26Shall we run another task?
32:26We shall.
32:27And just like Greg and his teaching days,
32:29this one involves me getting hammered at work.
32:48Oh, nice head tattoo.
32:50Thank you, Anya, in you go.
32:52Do I look about for the task, Mary?
32:54Yeah, if you want, sure.
32:56Nice.
32:57Is it in a thing?
33:00No.
33:01What is the task and where is it?
33:06Someone's rustling.
33:07Oh.
33:11Oh!
33:12Look at it!
33:14Oh, it's there.
33:14God.
33:15Oh, hello.
33:16Oh!
33:17Do you like pantomimes?
33:18Why?
33:19So, er...
33:21Oh, yes, I do.
33:22Oh, yes, I do.
33:23Oh, no, you don't.
33:24Oh, yes, I do.
33:25Do you?
33:26Yes.
33:27It's like a really low-budget kids' show.
33:30Not low-budget.
33:31No, it's like a really high-budget kids' show.
33:33Sometimes it's behind you.
33:34It's behind you!
33:37That's the...
33:43Get exactly 63 points by bopping Alex on the head.
33:47You must shout a different type of food on each bop
33:50to register the bop.
33:51If you bop anyone other than Alex,
33:54five bops will be deducted from your total score.
33:57You must stay in the hutch.
33:59And the fastest wins.
34:00Your time starts on the whistle.
34:03Is one bop one point?
34:0563 points are on my head.
34:07There'll be other heads.
34:09So, if you get me one, that'll do it.
34:11Oh!
34:11Seems easier.
34:14APPLAUSE
34:17Well, looks like we're off.
34:18This is pretty straightforward.
34:19Bop this clown on the head.
34:22Yep. Bit of fun.
34:22Bit of fun.
34:23Let's go.
34:24Let's go.
34:24Let's see a marauding Maisie, a savage Sanjeev,
34:27and a rampaging race bop till they drop.
34:30OK, so I've got to try and bop you ahead and save foodstuffs.
34:34Oh, no, what are these?
34:36Oh, I see.
34:39Bread.
34:40Five points, that one.
34:41OK.
34:43Apples.
34:44One.
34:45Oh, right.
34:46OK.
34:49That's Greg.
34:50Hmm.
34:50So you've got minus ten.
34:51What?
34:52Oh, rice.
34:53Ooh, ten points.
34:55Bread.
34:56Still minus ten.
34:57I got him.
34:59Minus ten.
35:00I got him.
35:01I can't register the bop.
35:03Minus ten.
35:04Now, listen, I can't register any of these bops.
35:06Why?
35:07All the information's on the task.
35:11Fuck.
35:13Chocolate sauce.
35:14Right.
35:16Pears.
35:17Pasta.
35:18Apples.
35:20Couscous.
35:20Lovely.
35:22An orange.
35:24Peanuts.
35:25Need a food.
35:26Aye.
35:28Aye.
35:29Aye.
35:30Aye.
35:31Lum stew!
35:33Fishes!
35:34Fishes!
35:36This is going to take great forever.
35:38Yeah, you're on 21 points.
35:41Er...
35:44You're using the guitar now.
35:46Lettuce.
35:48Oh, there's something by your waist.
35:50What?
35:52That was a very creepy one.
35:55Oh.
35:57Can I bob that?
35:58That was a bob.
35:59Yeah, but you didn't say a food.
36:00Oh!
36:02This is just annoying now.
36:06Broccoli.
36:07Carrot.
36:08Rottenut squash.
36:09Big Mac.
36:11Chicken supreme wrap.
36:13What's up onto his head?
36:15Oh!
36:16Erm...
36:17Lollipop.
36:20Pistachios!
36:24Yes, you got me.
36:25So now you're on plus 72.
36:27Yeah, you've gone over now.
36:28Ah!
36:29I see.
36:33Beef.
36:34Pork.
36:3559.
36:35Bacon.
36:3669.
36:36You've gone too many, Nash.
36:37Now you need to hit a few Greggs.
36:39Er...
36:40Mashed potato.
36:41Er...
36:42Ziggy toffee pudding.
36:43Guts.
36:44Cheese tart.
36:4552.
36:46Beetroot.
36:4647.
36:47Pork belly.
36:49Right.
36:50Carrot cake.
36:51Apple turnovers.
36:52Right.
36:53Right.
36:53We're now on 59.
36:56Bananas.
36:57Okay, you're on 62 now.
36:58So you just need one of me that's worth one.
37:01Bindi.
37:02Onion barges.
37:03Tikka masala.
37:04Jelfrazy.
37:05Now stop the clock.
37:07Er...
37:08Cheese!
37:09Stop the clock.
37:12O-machine!
37:13Got it.
37:14Woo!
37:14I've stopped the clock.
37:17Oh, God.
37:23Maisie, have you ever worked at a supermarket?
37:26I wrote down that run.
37:28Broccoli, carrot, butter nut squash, Big Mac, Chicken Supreme wrap.
37:33Chicken Supreme wrap.
37:34It's really hard.
37:35It's...
37:36This task was so infuriating.
37:38Reece was far more specialist.
37:40You were like a deli.
37:41There were only three things and they were shouted with such passion.
37:46FISHES!
37:48FISHES, PISTACHIO, AUBERGINE.
37:50Yes.
37:50I mean, the others were just as classy sugar snap peas.
37:55Fascinating little runs from you.
37:57Lovely little concentrated runs.
37:59Not much action.
38:00Then all of a sudden, beef, pork, chicken.
38:02LAUGHTER
38:02And then there was that lovely curry run at the end.
38:07Absolute poetry.
38:08I mean, runs and curry do go together.
38:12APPLAUSE
38:12It's good.
38:13It's good.
38:14All right, then.
38:15We're nearly there.
38:16In the final part of the show, someone will triumph
38:18and then travel home on a toilet courtesy of Anya Magliano.
38:22LAUGHTER
38:31Welcome back to part four of Taskmaster.
38:34Yes, hello.
38:34And a special shout-out to any funeral directors watching today.
38:39Before the break, they were trying to get exactly 63 points
38:42by bopping Alex on the head.
38:44Let's see Anya and Phil and Mallets and me.
38:47I don't know what...
38:48I don't...
38:49I don't want to just bop you on the head.
38:51What?
38:51I don't think that is you.
38:53Bop...
38:53Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, kumquat!
38:55No, it was too slow.
38:58Fish finger.
38:59Apple crumble.
39:01Pear crumble.
39:02Lovely.
39:04Chicken.
39:04No, you missed that.
39:05Chicken.
39:06Frangipan tart.
39:08Remember, if you get my head, that will give you a lot of points.
39:11But that's not your head.
39:12You're tricking me.
39:13That's Greg's head.
39:13That's correct.
39:15CHIPS.
39:15Oh.
39:16Macar...
39:17Macaroon.
39:18Why am I struggling?
39:20Wait a minute.
39:20There's another way.
39:21Don't know.
39:24Oh, look!
39:25Yes!
39:25Yes!
39:27Right.
39:29Ooh!
39:31Bit of roll.
39:32Lovely.
39:34Tiramisu.
39:3542.
39:36Never had it.
39:39Moussaka.
39:40Christmas pudding.
39:41Well, you've knocked the head off that now.
39:43I got it!
39:44You're on 62.
39:45You need one more point.
39:46One more.
39:47Then you're now on 58 points.
39:48OK.
39:49Poke bowl.
39:5163.
39:53Panic!
39:55And that's your time over.
39:56Yes!
39:58Oh, there's a thunder in this.
40:00Oh, there's a thunder in this.
40:01Oh, there's a thunder in this.
40:08What's it?
40:10Either of those shopping baskets that's more middle class than the other?
40:14Frangipan tart!
40:16Is that your go-to?
40:18I don't know what that is.
40:20Egg, potato.
40:23Loved it.
40:23Loved it.
40:24Although...
40:24Oh, man.
40:25The thing that got me is your first guess.
40:27There's a...
40:27I'm sure now a fairly offensive character called Porky Pig.
40:30Do you remember Porky Pig?
40:32Yeah.
40:32He had a bit of a speech impediment.
40:34And you did that at the beginning.
40:35You went...
40:37Kungquat!
40:41I've never had to say under pressure before.
40:43Well, shall I do the timings?
40:44I do it, yeah.
40:45Do the timings.
40:46The quickest in 2 minutes 29 was Anya.
40:49Well done.
40:49That's five points for Anya.
40:51Lonely.
40:52Yeah.
40:53Then we go Phil, 4 minutes 44.
40:55Sanjee, 5.51.
40:56Maisie, 6.39.
40:58And far slower than everyone else.
40:59Rhys, 1 point.
41:008 minutes 45.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Let's have a look at some scores.
41:06Yes.
41:06Well, in the series, it's still tight.
41:0811 points separating all five of them.
41:11I know.
41:12Like anyone could win the series?
41:13Anyone could win the series.
41:14Ah!
41:14In this particular episode, tight.
41:17Sanjeev, you're on 15.
41:18But Anya and Phil are in the lead with 16.
41:20Ooh!
41:22OK, everyone.
41:25Will you please head to the stage for the final task of the show?
41:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:35Oh!
41:36Oh!
41:37Oh, I didn't see that.
41:38I didn't see that.
41:40Who will be reading the task?
41:41That one.
41:43Maisie Adam.
41:44Avoid the taskmaster's big ball.
41:47LAUGHTER
41:48You must stand on the circle, but you must not step on any gold.
41:53You must be facing and staring at the taskmaster's sign at all times,
41:58and after the taskmaster releases his big ball, you may each take one step.
42:03The first person touched by the taskmaster's big ball each round is eliminated.
42:10Last player standing wins.
42:12So, after he releases his ball, we're allowed one step.
42:15Yeah, one step each round.
42:18Can we get undressed?
42:19Is that you?
42:20No!
42:21A little bit.
42:22Why do you want to get undressed?
42:24So that there's less, like, stuff to be touched.
42:26Oh, you think this is a game of millimetres, do you?
42:30LAUGHTER
42:31Sure.
42:32Alex!
42:33Please take the contestants to the ball zone.
42:38This way, please.
42:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:46You can take any spot, but you must be facing that way.
42:50Where's he swinging it from?
42:51Swinging it from here.
42:52Well, yeah.
42:53You want to be over here then, don't you?
42:54Well, you must be facing that taskmaster's sign.
42:56OK, clothes off.
42:59LAUGHTER
43:06Yeah, can we face it like this?
43:08Side on, that's side on.
43:11You can't take your eyes off the taskmaster's sign.
43:13Well, that's fine then.
43:16LAUGHTER
43:21Here we go.
43:21Good luck.
43:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:30Come on, Bill!
43:31Come on!
43:37This ain't cruel!
43:38Anya, standing!
44:04Who's going to sit on the elimination?
44:05Come on, Bill, everyone!
44:07That is heroic!
44:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:09So, Phil is eliminated.
44:11OK.
44:12Right.
44:14Remember, you're looking at the taskmaster's sign, please.
44:16Yeah, you can dodge and weave, but you must be standing up.
44:19Good luck, everyone.
44:20Round two.
44:21Ready?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Yeah!
44:24Oh, that's a step from Anya.
44:27Ooh!
44:28Ooh!
44:29Ooh!
44:30Oh, lovely.
44:31Ooh!
44:32Oh!
44:32Oh, my God!
44:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:35Reece Shepard is on.
44:40Reece is eliminated.
44:41Hand me back the golden ball.
44:44OK.
44:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:47And I'm back to release the ball.
44:49Oh, my word.
44:51Behold my ungodly strength!
44:58One step.
44:59OK.
44:59That's a step from everyone except for Anya.
45:04Oh!
45:07Sanjeev is out and pleased.
45:09Bring me back my ball!
45:13It's terrible, isn't it?
45:14This is it.
45:19Ready.
45:20The strength is unholy!
45:25Oh, what an angle.
45:27One step.
45:28Ooh, lovely.
45:29Maisie still has hers.
45:30And it!
45:31Oh!
45:32It's another step!
45:33Yeah!
45:34We've lost Anya!
45:35We've lost Anya!
45:36We have a win!
45:36Maisie is a winner!
45:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:43Let's all go down and we'll work out the final score!
45:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:49Oh, that was a love trick.
45:51Oh!
45:52Obviously, it's a good one.
45:52Obviously, we saw the finalists were Anya and Maisie,
45:56but the five points went to Maisie in the end!
45:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:00For standing still.
46:02Well, it means that, with 20 points today,
46:05our winner is, at that end of the seats,
46:08it's Anya Magliano!
46:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:11Anya wins!
46:12Please go up to relish in your things to ride or rip!
46:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21So, what have we learnt today?
46:24Well, this is a stressful world, guys.
46:26It's full of technology, industry and noise.
46:29It's important to get away from it all,
46:31head to the glorious English countryside,
46:34be at one with nature,
46:36and just let the wildlife speak to you.
46:40Oh!
46:41Oh!
46:42LAUGHTER
46:47For now, let's applaud our winner on the loo.
46:51It's Anya Magliano!
46:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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