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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:04Oh, my God.
00:02:29stock market he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure
00:02:35him money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential
00:02:48contract to marissa oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie
00:02:58grandma grandma when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you
00:03:06healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married
00:03:13yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you we're talking about my
00:03:22life i don't have time for jokes please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh
00:03:38kind
00:03:38stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself
00:03:44the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh geez this is giving me a
00:03:53migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:06topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:12cleo hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:31on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:52don't
00:04:52know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:57general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:04condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:34best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:50he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:02methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:14the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:23her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage
00:06:31amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her
00:06:39before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i
00:06:45go bankrupt
00:06:46i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:55will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:20be ridiculous how can this shit stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:35dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:43lysander armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him
00:07:52they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not going to touch my son
00:08:05i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging whore when
00:08:11i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:08:17cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar trying to
00:08:24take
00:08:24advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:08:34get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your
00:08:40son's
00:08:41last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail maybe we
00:08:51should
00:08:51give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud all
00:08:56right i'll give
00:08:57you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my
00:09:04wall
00:09:05is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay
00:09:11your younger
00:09:11son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a different
00:09:20wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a hero
00:09:28to you
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:53i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:04continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay
00:10:20what's happening
00:10:22what are we doing
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:37i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:43sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash her face
00:10:48for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he
00:10:55has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:02oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:08right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:16this
00:11:23is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:34why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:39i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:56yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:01and again there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphy oh and of course none
00:12:07of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and
00:12:14a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:20lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:27be
00:12:28homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:35to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:43oh so
00:12:44she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:50diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh my god
00:12:59if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:05back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:11you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:17then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:24and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:30these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:36your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry i got this
00:13:50it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:02lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:09are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:15son i'll give you everything
00:14:25i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:41listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:47of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:55couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life
00:15:05at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:11harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18oh yeah
00:15:18hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:39left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:46you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:00lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:06queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course
00:16:10i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't
00:16:17stop me
00:16:33why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:39get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:48but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:54way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:58live on to
00:16:59give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:06let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:12general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:17are you really gonna let this hobo
00:17:19slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone if you don't want these drooling
00:17:26vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:35yes
00:17:41so
00:18:42What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:44She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:48That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:50And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:54Held for ransom.
00:18:56By a homeless woman.
00:18:57Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:00We have to have faith.
00:19:02Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:05Uh, on the streets?
00:19:09Are you shitting me?
00:19:11You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:13Are you nuts?
00:19:13You don't know her.
00:19:15You don't know her background.
00:19:16She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:18That is it, General.
00:19:19You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right.
00:19:21That's it.
00:19:22I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:24James, let's go.
00:19:25Yes, sir.
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:36I told you all to stay out.
00:19:43This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:45We can't be interrupted.
00:19:47Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:52I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:58I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:00No.
00:20:05You see that, General?
00:20:06This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:08This is a witchcraft.
00:20:11I know what this is.
00:20:13This is the dark witch.
00:20:15I've heard of her.
00:20:16She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:21and then she eats them alive.
00:20:22I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:25James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:32You regain consciousness.
00:20:44Help me.
00:20:45I just want to...
00:20:50Something's wrong.
00:20:54You were drunk with an athrodisiac.
00:20:57Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:02That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:11Sir?
00:21:12The SWAT team is here.
00:21:14Captain Morales.
00:21:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:25Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:27We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:44Who the fuck are you?
00:21:46And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:49Good.
00:21:50You're awake.
00:21:51I'm saving you.
00:21:52Saving me?
00:21:54By bathing with me?
00:21:56Who are you?
00:21:56Are you a fucking spy?
00:21:58Talk to me.
00:21:59I swear to God, I'm going to have you arrested for this.
00:22:03You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:08I will never.
00:22:09Oh, really?
00:22:23Look who's guilty now.
00:22:27Look, I don't know what the fuck this is.
00:22:29All right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:31A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:37Science, okay?
00:22:38It just means that my body...
00:22:39Oh, shut up.
00:22:39Excuse me.
00:22:43You're distracted me with your funny.
00:22:45And I'm a professional.
00:22:47I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:49Captain, do something now.
00:22:51Ready!
00:22:56We're all just there.
00:22:58Aim!
00:23:01Get him, boys.
00:23:02Get him!
00:23:04Fire!
00:23:08Fire!
00:23:23Those damascals.
00:23:25How is this possible?
00:23:27It's not even a scratch.
00:23:29I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:31Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:33No.
00:23:34I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:37She's not the dark witch.
00:23:38Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:42This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:46How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:48That's right.
00:23:49The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:53If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:56Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:58We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:00He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:02Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:03You're right.
00:24:04This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:13No!
00:24:13No!
00:24:14Absolutely not.
00:24:16There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:19How could you know for sure?
00:24:20Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:24You're wrong, sir!
00:24:25This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:30It's called borderline revival.
00:24:32She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:35But only temporarily.
00:24:37It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:42That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:44I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:50My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:52He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:59The witch doctor.
00:25:00Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:04My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:07You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:11I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me.
00:25:19This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:25So we can both survive.
00:25:45It's poison gas.
00:25:48Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:54My son is in there.
00:25:56You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:58No, don't worry, General.
00:25:59Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:03Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:06Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:08And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:10They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:16I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:19But it's now or never.
00:26:33What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:35It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:37Wait a second.
00:26:38You don't think that they're...
00:26:40You!
00:26:41You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:43Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:45If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:49Oh my God.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:52I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:56Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:00This is taking way too long.
00:27:03Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:05The big guns.
00:27:07These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:11Bazooka.
00:27:11She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:14Crap.
00:27:15Oh my God.
00:27:15Get back, son.
00:27:17Ready.
00:27:19Aim!
00:27:20Oh, shit.
00:27:25Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:39The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:42Shoot her dead now.
00:27:43Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:45I said stand down.
00:27:48Don't listen to her.
00:27:49She's a fraud.
00:27:50A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:52I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:56If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:01Wait a second.
00:28:02Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:04He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:05You can see for yourself.
00:28:07Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:10That is it.
00:28:11No more stalling, General.
00:28:13If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:19Don't hurt her.
00:28:25He's a cure.
00:28:31His pulse is regular.
00:28:33In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:38There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:49Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:51Lysander's warm again.
00:28:52He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:54And his heart is strong.
00:28:56Come, feel it.
00:28:59I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:05Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:10I've learned my lesson.
00:29:11I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:16Wait, wait.
00:29:17No, no.
00:29:17There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:23Angel, and I.
00:29:26The goddess healer.
00:29:31Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:34But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:40day after 20.
00:29:42It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:43What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:46Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:50Take care.
00:29:51No, wait.
00:29:52Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:56We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:04Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:08I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:11I...
00:30:13I'm already engaged.
00:30:17Already engaged?
00:30:18I am.
00:30:19I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:23And he's coming back today.
00:30:25But don't be disappointed.
00:30:27Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:29I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:31Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:34But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:36Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:39Take the gold.
00:30:40No, really.
00:30:42I don't need anything.
00:30:43I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:49Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:51He's back.
00:30:52And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:56I must go.
00:31:04Hobo close.
00:31:05Halo glow.
00:31:07I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:10It was just dumb luck.
00:31:12She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:17Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:23I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:30Oh my god.
00:31:31I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:37No, no, no, no, no, no, Lysander, my third daughter's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:55Wait, no.
00:31:56We're not for us.
00:31:57I know she's just better than us.
00:32:00Oh my god.
00:32:02Oh my god.
00:32:04We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:07She's no average Jane.
00:32:08No, she isn't.
00:32:09She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:11But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:18But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:19No normal person could have done that.
00:32:21Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:24I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:26I have to find her.
00:32:27I have to make her my life.
00:32:29She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:34All right, listen.
00:32:36I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:44So I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:47filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:51Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you for three years.
00:32:56She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:58And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:00One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:03So get lost.
00:33:05Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:14Grandma.
00:33:16Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:19I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:21I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:25In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:28So sign over the house now.
00:33:31Now.
00:33:35You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:38And I did.
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:42Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:45And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:48Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years and, uh,
00:33:52it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:01That's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:07I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:09of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:15Oh, yeah?
00:34:17Well, Marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you.
00:34:21She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:24And now, she's the CEO
00:34:26of an entire corporation.
00:34:31And you?
00:34:33You're still nothing.
00:34:35So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:37Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:43Oops.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:48the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:58I certainly did.
00:34:59In fact, Marissa,
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have
00:35:05all thanks to me.
00:35:11Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:13That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:15You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:20My granddaughter supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years while you were gone.
00:35:26How dare you insult her?
00:35:29It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:30Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:33Poor Edna.
00:35:34She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:35out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:37What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:39Show her, Bob.
00:35:45This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:47your granddaughter is.
00:35:48She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:50She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:54I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:57Even if you got no game,
00:35:59I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:01You dig?
00:36:02The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:04A near one to speak, cheater.
00:36:08Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:13I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:15I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:18so that I can help them.
00:36:20Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:23would never understand that.
00:36:25What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:26It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:30is actually a downgrade.
00:36:35Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:37Just sign the damn papers
00:36:38and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:52At your wedding, I will.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:58before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:37:00why should I do good by you?
00:37:03I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity to you.
00:37:08Fucking bitch!
00:37:10You better keep your word.
00:37:11Oh, that's rich.
00:37:13After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:16Do you remember that?
00:37:24Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:27They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:31Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:38Trillions?
00:37:41That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:45It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:49the god of healing.
00:37:50I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:54That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:57and become the goddess healer.
00:37:59It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:03But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:08but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:15You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:17After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:22I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:27That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:31You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:33I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right,
00:38:37who actually deserves you.
00:38:39You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:43Oh, yeah.
00:38:49You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:51She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:54She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:58When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:01Snake bites back hard.
00:39:02So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:06You mean,
00:39:08we broadcast that video of you?
00:39:14Yes.
00:39:15Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:18She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow up.
00:39:24Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:33There he is.
00:39:36Welcome home, brother.
00:39:38Welcome home, General!
00:39:42Sir, it's the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:45This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:47He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:52Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:54while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:56So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:59Fucking coward.
00:40:00According to intel,
00:40:01she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:03Then we should join her.
00:40:05Men,
00:40:06I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:11So she needs our support.
00:40:13Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:14Yes, sir!
00:40:15We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:18Then let's roll.
00:40:34Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:37Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:39Not only are we getting married,
00:40:40but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:51Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:53Wait, who?
00:40:54Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:57Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:00You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:41:03but this is a partay after all.
00:41:05I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:08have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:15to give you the contract herself.
00:41:17It's an honor.
00:41:18And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:20a man could ever dream of.
00:41:23We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:26We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:30Not so fast.
00:41:32The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:56You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:59So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:02I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:42:05Who is she?
00:42:06Uh, this is our, uh, entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:09Just watch.
00:42:13Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:14This isn't the homeless shelter you lost.
00:42:16I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:19You know, being his poor.
00:42:22Me, bum a meal.
00:42:24Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:27What evidence do you have of that?
00:42:30Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:35Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:39And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:42Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:44She's like...
00:42:46See, everyone?
00:42:48Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:53show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:56This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:58They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:03Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:04You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:09Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:17You're giving me the contract?
00:43:19You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:23So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:29dollar contract?
00:43:30We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:32And I saw potential in you.
00:43:34Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:36But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:43This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:45They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:48Damn right.
00:43:49You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:53Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:55I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:58Bravo.
00:43:59Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:02Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:05She'll make her stop.
00:44:05Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:07She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:10I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:44:14for me, butch.
00:44:17You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:21Okay, enough!
00:44:22You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:24Your moral posturing.
00:44:26But guess what?
00:44:28Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:31That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:35Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:37And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:39I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:41Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:45You see this?
00:44:54Oh my god.
00:44:59Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:04The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:08I don't believe it.
00:45:10You all sound so scared already.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13This isn't that contract.
00:45:15It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:21See everyone?
00:45:22She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:24But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:26Look at her following orders.
00:45:27I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:30Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:33That house is for all her life savings.
00:45:38You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:52You misunderstand me.
00:45:54I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:57And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:58Oh!
00:46:05Bro!
00:46:06She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:08She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:12baddie.
00:46:13You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:16It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:18Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:20You've gotten delusional.
00:46:22And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:27scoop you into money forever?
00:46:28Well, that's not happening.
00:46:30Security!
00:46:31Lock the doors.
00:46:32This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:37This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:43We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:45She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:48Butch Tanner.
00:46:48Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:57You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:59I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:03Including your head of command, butch.
00:47:06General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:08You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:10He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:14You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:18So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:24No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:25If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:31And she's not.
00:47:32You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:35Show them, butch.
00:47:41See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:44Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:49She won't leave me and Marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:53I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:55Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:01Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:06How despicable.
00:48:07She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:11Get out of here.
00:48:12No one wants to marry you.
00:48:13No free meals for the poor.
00:48:15Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:19So you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:24Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:33I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:40To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:43But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:48Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:52And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services?
00:48:57Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:01My brother will never take you back.
00:49:04No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:07But make me happy?
00:49:09And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:23How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:25I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:28I'm sorry.
00:49:29I do something.
00:49:30Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:32After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:38Oh, is that so?
00:49:40Security!
00:49:42Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here, or I'll
00:49:48pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:52I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:55Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:50:00Dream on!
00:50:02You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:06You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:08Enough!
00:50:09You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:16On the count of three!
00:50:18I think I quite like it here.
00:50:19Two!
00:50:30Mmm.
00:50:32This wine is so delicious.
00:50:34One!
00:50:35Shoot!
00:50:38Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:48It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:59Who the hell is this?
00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:05Did they hurt you?
00:51:07No.
00:51:08I'm fine.
00:51:09But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:16I'm a man of my word.
00:51:18They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:20Really, it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:33I see what this is.
00:51:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:40She waited for you for three years.
00:51:41This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:48Don't make me laugh.
00:51:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:52No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:56She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:03I see her in the Marines.
00:52:06I'm a major.
00:52:07You know, look, man.
00:52:09I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:12Now that she's all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:23A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:42You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:44You know that?
00:52:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:54I'm a fucking major.
00:52:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:09He was just a supply boy.
00:53:13War hero?
00:53:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:18Poor girl.
00:53:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31With a bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:34What a pair.
00:53:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:40Maybe we should try to pay some off some more.
00:53:42Don't you think?
00:53:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:53What is all this?
00:53:55Trixie, listen.
00:53:55I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:08It's not in my nature.
00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:13Listen, Trixie.
00:54:14I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33Oscar worthy.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36First gift.
00:54:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:48Worth $500 million.
00:54:49Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:53Second gift.
00:54:57This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:05It must be that easy.
00:55:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:09They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of it.
00:55:13No, look, I know.
00:55:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:39Cleo!
00:55:41Hey!
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:49Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:51But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore.
00:55:58Will you marry me?
00:56:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:07Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:28Woo!
00:56:29Okay, stop.
00:56:31The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:49Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:54Understand?
00:56:58You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:03This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:13As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:24Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:30I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:33Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:35Come on, Lysander.
00:57:36What are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:42Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:44She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:48Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:51Mom, she's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:01I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:04I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:07Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:15Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:17Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:20Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:23Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:33Hello?
00:58:35Yes.
00:58:37What?
00:58:43I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:53Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:56That was a real call?
00:58:57People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:59My company's dead, evaporated, puffed, it's the thin air.
00:59:06Then that's impossible.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What did you do?
00:59:11Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:14And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:18Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:31Trixie's married, the famed war hero, the man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:39Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:44There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:46You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:49Sasa.
00:59:50Sasa.
00:59:57I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:00Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:05Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:10Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:18I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:24Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:29Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:32I don't blame her at all.
01:00:33Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:35Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:37Fine.
01:00:38But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:40I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4218 years old.
01:00:44Rush for the taking.
01:00:52I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:55Thank you, Devin.
01:00:57Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiance,
01:01:04but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:08You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:10No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:18Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:23They're imposters.
01:01:28I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:32because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:35So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:38The goddess healer?
01:01:39You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:45Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:49The goddess healer's motto is,
01:01:51the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:56That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:58The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:02In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:05So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:12Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:13If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:17who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:19We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:21No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:22She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:34Gotcha.
01:02:39Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:42No, don't arrest her!
01:02:44Trixie is a good person.
01:02:46Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:48Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:52The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:55We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:58Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:02She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:06Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:03:10Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:03:13She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:16My fiancée really is an incredible woman.
01:03:19She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:30My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:43General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:47And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:52I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:56But I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:02If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:05But don't fuck with my fiancée.
01:04:07You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:08Let's go!
01:04:32Get him!
01:04:33If you can.
01:04:35Put him!
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:48Huh?
01:04:50Huh?
01:04:59Huh?
01:05:00Huh?
01:05:01Huh?
01:05:02Huh?
01:05:25Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Ice Hunter.
01:05:40Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé, he's so manly, much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:18See, Trixie?
01:06:20You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:22You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:26Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:33That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're cornered.
01:07:37I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Rey rides the world.
01:08:07Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:48And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:17This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will!
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:57You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And do you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops!
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happy.
01:10:12Stop!
01:10:13Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:19Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:43See?
01:10:44This must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00Nurse so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:02You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:50Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess!
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:12Yes.
01:12:13We'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP.
01:12:18We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:37Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:04Only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh, I love you.
01:13:13Oh, I love you.
01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:33You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:51It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look.
01:14:09I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:22Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:29The Vice President arrives!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:45Who dare cause Ruckus in here?
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:56Infinite!
01:14:57He's actually General...
01:14:58Lysander Armstrong-
01:14:59No!
01:15:00We've been through this once already, okay?
01:15:02Right Secretary Chu?
01:15:03This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:32He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the president.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:55Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors.
01:16:02And titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:25Not just your brother.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29It's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:06Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh.
01:17:40Shoot!
01:17:41Wait, that's the present.
01:17:55No, hey, idiots!
01:18:03Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:07That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:24I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:33What are you doing?
01:18:34Reverse the poison.
01:18:35And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening?
01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She, she, she is?
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:20The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah, yes.
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:29And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only...
01:21:40The one and only...
01:21:41And it's...
01:21:44Her.
01:21:55What?!
01:21:57What?!
01:22:13You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:26To help those in need.
01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's going to be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her goals.
01:23:29All her clothes.
01:23:31All that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:34This is all you need to do with me.
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:46I want to be rich again.
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:01And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:13It's your fault.
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I don't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:18I'll see myself now.
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:48Wait, right now.
01:24:50Yes!
01:24:51Well...
01:24:52Woo!
01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
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