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00:00:07To be continued...
00:00:33Wowzers, it's quiet.
00:00:36Too quiet.
00:00:38And when it's this quiet...
00:00:41You know what that means, brain?
00:00:47Evil's afoot.
00:00:53We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile.
00:00:55No, you're on a stakeout.
00:00:57I'm on a sleep in, so keep it down.
00:00:59The least you can do is stay alert.
00:01:01Alert for what?
00:01:03Face it, Inspector G.
00:01:04Since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Reverton.
00:01:08One thing I've learned in all my years of crime-fighting, Gadgetmobile,
00:01:14is that it's always the most quiet.
00:01:16Right before the criminals strike.
00:01:21And speaking of crime...
00:01:27Potential lawbreaker at 12 o'clock.
00:01:29Whew, Grandma over there?
00:01:31Go-Go Gadget, radar gun.
00:01:35No, no, no.
00:01:36Go-Go Gadget, radar gun.
00:01:40Oops, there go those glitches again.
00:01:42No, radar gun, radar gun.
00:01:48Ah, the speed limit is clearly posted at 25 miles per hour,
00:01:55but she's going exactly 25.3 miles per hour.
00:02:01Prepare for high-speed chase.
00:02:10Hang on to your pockets, cause here come the rockets.
00:02:36Oh, man.
00:02:38Stop, in the name of the...
00:02:43Whoa, that went well.
00:02:46Go-Go Gadget parachute.
00:02:54Now, how is that for this brace?
00:02:57Go-Go Gadget parachute, back in the thing.
00:03:14Ma'am, do you know that drag racing on public roads is illegal?
00:03:19But officer, I...
00:03:20There are no buts when it comes to the law.
00:03:23I'm afraid I'm going to need to see your driver's license.
00:03:26I'm sorry, officer.
00:03:28I must have left it at home.
00:03:29Yeah, a likely story.
00:03:31Go-Go Gadget handcuffs.
00:03:33Ah, you have the right to remain silent.
00:03:36Silent, if you give up, coming through.
00:03:39Not right, you kill.
00:03:42My man really needs to switch to decaf.
00:03:46Ah!
00:03:47Ah!
00:03:51Ah!
00:03:53Ah!
00:03:55Ah!
00:03:56Ah!
00:03:56Ah!
00:03:57Ah!
00:03:57Ah!
00:03:58Ah!
00:03:58Ah!
00:03:59Ah!
00:04:00Ah!
00:04:00Ah!
00:04:00Ah!
00:04:00Ah!
00:04:01Ah!
00:04:02Ah!
00:04:04Ah!
00:04:04Ah!
00:04:05Ah!
00:04:17Okay, once we granny packaged and ready for delivery...
00:04:21Drag racing, indeed.
00:04:23Are you officer...
00:04:23I've seen your type before.
00:04:25I'm...
00:04:25You've got a need for speed.
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:28I know.
00:04:28Hey, Uncle Gadget.
00:04:29Hi, Brain.
00:04:31Penny, I thought we agreed you'd call me Inspector.
00:04:35in front of the hardened criminals.
00:04:37She's a hardened criminal?
00:04:39Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny.
00:04:41Look what I found in her purse.
00:04:44Probably from one of her victims.
00:04:45And look at this.
00:04:48Liquid evil.
00:04:50But, but, officer...
00:04:51Save it for the judge, perp.
00:04:54Yeah, but, but, but.
00:04:57Everybody's got a big butt.
00:04:59Hey, what are you doing here?
00:05:02Isn't today a school day?
00:05:04Well, if there aren't any good cases to solve at school,
00:05:07I want to solve real cases with you.
00:05:09Penny, I told you before,
00:05:10you're too young to be chasing criminals.
00:05:12You should be in school.
00:05:13But, Uncle Gadget, if you just give me a chance, I...
00:05:15I have to go.
00:05:16I'm in the middle of a big arrest.
00:05:17Now, you get back to school,
00:05:19and I'll see you tonight.
00:05:21And you.
00:05:22I hope you like prison food.
00:05:26Now, let's see how your
00:05:28physiobiometric fevel fetzer is functioning.
00:05:34Oh, diagnostics check-out, fine.
00:05:37What seems to be the problem, Gadget?
00:05:39Baxter, I'm still having gadgets with my glitches.
00:05:42I mean, glitches with my gladgets.
00:05:44I'm all messed up.
00:05:47Sorry, Gadget.
00:05:48I don't see what the problem is.
00:05:52Watch.
00:05:54Go-Go Gadget toothbrush.
00:06:01See?
00:06:03Bubble gum.
00:06:05I see what the problem is.
00:06:09Isn't there something you can do for me, Paxter?
00:06:13You're the prototype gadget gadget.
00:06:16There's bound to be a few glitches,
00:06:19but you'll be happy to know
00:06:20we've been working on it.
00:06:23I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:06:27Soon, we'll be unveiling something...
00:06:32Soon, that'll solve all these glitches for good.
00:06:36Soon.
00:06:37Wowsers.
00:06:39Thanks, Baxter.
00:06:42Well, better go check in with the chief.
00:06:45Oh, I wouldn't bother the chief right now.
00:06:48I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
00:06:51Where is he?
00:06:55Gadget!
00:06:57You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
00:07:01And driving without a license.
00:07:03You've always said, chief,
00:07:05no one is above the law.
00:07:06This is what you also said last week
00:07:08when you arrested that troop of girl rangers
00:07:10for selling cookies.
00:07:14Those cookies were three days past expiration date.
00:07:21What?
00:07:25You are this close
00:07:26to being put on probation, Gadget.
00:07:29Now, let's get my mother out.
00:07:31Heaven knows what's happening to her down there
00:07:33with all those lowlifes.
00:07:34And then,
00:07:35when his guard is down,
00:07:36his kidneys are exposed,
00:07:38and that's when the marathon of pain begins.
00:07:41Yeah, when you're ready.
00:07:42And who's your grandma now?
00:07:45Take some of this.
00:07:46Oh, Gadget!
00:07:47Wowzers.
00:07:48That's gotta hurt.
00:07:54Mom's tough love.
00:07:56This is your last warning, Gadget.
00:08:00Stick to solving real crimes.
00:08:02Chief, there are no real criminals left.
00:08:05They're all in Riverton prison.
00:08:30Gadget here.
00:08:34What?
00:08:36Uh-huh.
00:08:39Wowzers!
00:08:43You'll never guess what happened.
00:08:45Claw escaped.
00:08:47Claw escaped?
00:08:48Police have put out an all-points bulletin
00:08:50and are setting up a dragnet
00:08:52in hopes of finding a fugitive.
00:08:54Citizens are advised
00:08:55that if they see an evil genius with a claw,
00:08:57not to approach him.
00:08:59Dial 911 immediately.
00:09:01He's extremely dangerous
00:09:02and really, really mean.
00:09:06And I'm on the case.
00:09:08Bye-bye, Penny!
00:09:09Wait!
00:09:09I'm a gadget!
00:09:11You've gotta let me come with you.
00:09:12I mean, I could help you look for clues.
00:09:14And I could help you...
00:09:15I told you before, Penny,
00:09:16you're too young.
00:09:17How old do you have to be to be a detective?
00:09:20I don't know.
00:09:22But older than you are now.
00:09:24Look, I've got work to do.
00:09:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:09:28Don't forget to brush your teeth.
00:09:33I could do so well if you would just give me a chance.
00:09:38Well, my finely honed instincts are telling me
00:09:41that he probably escaped through here.
00:09:44Oh, really?
00:09:46Gadget, take a look at this.
00:09:47We found this in Claw's cell.
00:09:50Wowsers.
00:09:51You don't think he's still holding a grudge, do you?
00:09:54Gadget, listen.
00:09:55The whole city is counting on it.
00:09:58Go out there and catch Claw.
00:10:00Oh, I'll catch him.
00:10:02Caught him before, catch him again.
00:10:03Don't you worry, Chief.
00:10:04I'll have Claw back behind bars
00:10:07before you can say...
00:10:20Brick, retrieve my darts.
00:10:25Akibble, serve my tea.
00:10:29I don't see why we got to retrieve your darts
00:10:32and serve your tea.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:34We're vicious minions, not valet.
00:10:42One sugar or two?
00:10:45Two.
00:10:46Here, boss.
00:10:49Dr. Claw, this place is a dump.
00:10:51What happened to your multi-million dollar
00:10:53high-rise evil headquarters?
00:10:55What do you think happened to it?
00:11:00When Gadget arrested me,
00:11:02the police confiscated all my assets.
00:11:05But after we pulled off the crime of the century,
00:11:09I'll be back on top again.
00:11:11Great.
00:11:13Another crime of the century.
00:11:16I'm still on parole from the last one.
00:11:19What's the plan this time?
00:11:20Watch and see.
00:11:22The Federal Reserve Bank,
00:11:23with a deposit of over $5 trillion in pure gold,
00:11:27was built two years ago
00:11:28after Riverton was declared statistically
00:11:31the safest city in America.
00:11:34Utilizing the latest in security technology
00:11:37and a squadron of armed guards,
00:11:39the bank is considered impregnable.
00:11:42Not for long.
00:11:44We're going to rob the Federal Reserve.
00:11:46Right before Riverton's eyes.
00:11:48And there will be a thing Inspector Gadget
00:11:51that can do about it.
00:11:52How are we going to do that?
00:11:54They said the bank was in pen...
00:11:56in preg...
00:11:58really hard to get into.
00:12:00Yeah.
00:12:01I don't see how.
00:12:02That's why you're just minions
00:12:04and I'm an evil genius.
00:12:06He's got a point.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08We are going to build
00:12:09the ultimate super weapon.
00:12:12But we haven't much time.
00:12:14We need to be ready in 10 days.
00:12:16Because next Thursday
00:12:18at exactly 9.23 a.m.,
00:12:21the X-Force One satellite
00:12:23will be directly over Riverton.
00:12:25And by then,
00:12:26we need to steal
00:12:27ion-fueled cells,
00:12:30a proctoid laser,
00:12:32and a ruby.
00:12:35Plus a few miscellaneous knick-knacks.
00:12:38Yum.
00:12:40I love knick-knacks.
00:12:47Any news on Claw's escape?
00:12:48The city's in a panic.
00:12:50The people want to know,
00:12:51what are you doing
00:12:52to capture Claw?
00:12:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:12:54this is a momentous day for us.
00:12:57As you know,
00:12:57under my administration,
00:13:00the Gadget Program
00:13:01has helped make Riverton
00:13:02the safest city
00:13:04in America.
00:13:11Thank you, Matt.
00:13:13We weren't going to unveil this
00:13:15until next year.
00:13:16But in light of Claw's escape,
00:13:19we decided to move up
00:13:20our timetable.
00:13:24Baxter,
00:13:26this is Gadget Model 2,
00:13:29or G2,
00:13:31or short,
00:13:32the latest,
00:13:34most newest generation
00:13:36in the Gadget Program.
00:13:39Mm-hmm.
00:13:40Mm-hmm.
00:13:41Mm-hmm.
00:13:42Mm-hmm.
00:13:43Mm-hmm.
00:13:44Mm-hmm.
00:13:45Mm-hmm.
00:13:59G2 reporting for duty.
00:14:02Sir.
00:14:06Wowzers.
00:14:07She's similar
00:14:09to the
00:14:10original Gadget,
00:14:12but she's
00:14:14completely,
00:14:15entirely,
00:14:17all
00:14:18robot.
00:14:19Oh.
00:14:25Not to worry,
00:14:27G2.
00:14:27I've got everything
00:14:28under control.
00:14:30Oh, Inspector.
00:14:31You're everything
00:14:32I ever wanted
00:14:34in a crimefighter.
00:14:36Ow!
00:14:45Gadget!
00:14:47Gadget!
00:14:50Gadget,
00:14:50could you give me
00:14:51your hand, please?
00:14:52Certainly, Chief.
00:14:54I'm going to give
00:14:54a little demonstration
00:14:55of what G2 can do.
00:14:57Pleasure to meet you,
00:14:59Miss 2.
00:15:05Must be a loose wire
00:15:07or something.
00:15:08I'll speak to Baxter
00:15:09about that.
00:15:12G2 will now show us
00:15:13how she would
00:15:14apprehend a suspect.
00:15:16Gadget,
00:15:17I want you to take
00:15:19this stolen money
00:15:21and hide it
00:15:23on your person.
00:15:25Stolen
00:15:27money.
00:15:32stop this
00:15:33felonious
00:15:33and unlawful
00:15:34actor.
00:15:34I shall have
00:15:34to use force.
00:15:36Well,
00:15:37she has got
00:15:37a very
00:15:38commanding voice.
00:15:44Alert.
00:15:45Suspect.
00:15:46Suspect.
00:15:46Uh.
00:15:47Very well.
00:15:48You were warned.
00:16:04You have the right
00:16:05to remain silent.
00:16:06Huh?
00:16:06If you give up
00:16:07this right,
00:16:07anything you say
00:16:08can and will be held
00:16:09against you.
00:16:10All right,
00:16:10G2.
00:16:11I think we get
00:16:11the picture.
00:16:13Bravo!
00:16:15Bravo!
00:16:16Thank you,
00:16:17ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:17Well,
00:16:18she is very good.
00:16:20I noticed that
00:16:20she didn't say
00:16:21go-go gadget.
00:16:22Oh,
00:16:22that's just one
00:16:23of the many
00:16:24improvements I've
00:16:25made to G2.0.
00:16:27Like it?
00:16:28Uh-huh.
00:16:29You might say
00:16:30that G2 is you
00:16:32without the glitches.
00:16:33I'm putting her
00:16:34on the claw case
00:16:35right away.
00:16:37Fantastic.
00:16:38I always wanted
00:16:39a partner.
00:16:40And when we
00:16:40interrogate criminals,
00:16:42I'll play good gadget
00:16:43and you can play
00:16:44bad gadget.
00:16:45I don't think so.
00:16:46Okay,
00:16:47then you play
00:16:47good gadget
00:16:48and I'll be
00:16:48bad gadget.
00:16:49I appreciate
00:16:50the offer,
00:16:51Inspector,
00:16:52but I work
00:16:52alone.
00:16:54But,
00:16:55Chief,
00:16:55the claw case
00:16:55is my case.
00:16:56You can go back
00:16:57to cracking
00:16:58speeders
00:16:59on the highway,
00:17:00Gadget.
00:17:01There's a new
00:17:01sheriff in town.
00:17:06Uncle Gadget?
00:17:07Uncle Gadget,
00:17:08is this true?
00:17:09They're giving
00:17:09the claw case
00:17:10to this G2 character?
00:17:11Well,
00:17:12for the time being.
00:17:13But don't worry,
00:17:13Penny,
00:17:14I'm being reassigned
00:17:15to another
00:17:15high-profile case.
00:17:18But what could be
00:17:18more high-profile
00:17:19than claw?
00:17:20Oh,
00:17:20it's top secret,
00:17:20Penny.
00:17:21In fact,
00:17:22it's so top secret
00:17:23that they haven't
00:17:24even told me yet.
00:17:27So,
00:17:27what are you
00:17:28making there?
00:17:29Well,
00:17:29I'm just making
00:17:30your favorite
00:17:30dessert.
00:17:32Apple crumb cake
00:17:33with raisin cinnamon
00:17:34icing and coconut
00:17:35sprinkles?
00:17:36Okay,
00:17:36I'm making
00:17:37your second
00:17:37favorite dessert.
00:17:39Lemon pudding.
00:17:41So,
00:17:42since you're
00:17:43off the case,
00:17:43I guess you
00:17:43wouldn't want
00:17:44to see this clue
00:17:45that I found
00:17:45about claw.
00:17:46Clue claw?
00:17:47I mean,
00:17:47claw clue?
00:17:48Is it a clue
00:17:49by claw?
00:17:50Take a look
00:17:51at today's
00:17:51classifieds.
00:17:54Wanted.
00:17:55Single evil genius
00:17:56seeks minions
00:17:56for rewarding
00:17:57opportunity
00:17:58in the field
00:17:58of world domination.
00:18:00Apply 7pm tonight.
00:18:02Call 555-0139
00:18:04for appointment.
00:18:05Well,
00:18:05I've already
00:18:06got a job,
00:18:07Penny,
00:18:07but thanks.
00:18:09No,
00:18:09I checked the number
00:18:10and it's for a bar
00:18:11called the Blue Monkey.
00:18:12You know what this
00:18:13means, right?
00:18:14Uncle Gadgett,
00:18:16if you go to the
00:18:17Blue Monkey,
00:18:17I bet it'll lead
00:18:18you right to claw.
00:18:19You can get back
00:18:20on the case
00:18:20and get a jump
00:18:21on G2.
00:18:22You know,
00:18:22Penny,
00:18:23if I went
00:18:24to the Blue Monkey,
00:18:25it might just
00:18:25lead me to claw,
00:18:26then I could get
00:18:27back on the case
00:18:28and get the jump
00:18:28on G2.
00:18:29That's what I was
00:18:30just saying.
00:18:31Oh, did you?
00:18:32Well, I guess
00:18:32great minds
00:18:33think alike.
00:18:35So, we'll leave
00:18:35right after dinner,
00:18:36right?
00:18:37No.
00:18:38Nope,
00:18:38I'm sorry,
00:18:39Penny,
00:18:39but this is
00:18:39official police
00:18:40business only.
00:18:42But you gotta
00:18:43let me come with you.
00:18:43I mean,
00:18:43I can help you.
00:18:44Oh, Penny,
00:18:45this is no place
00:18:46for a kid.
00:18:48I'm not just
00:18:49a kid,
00:18:49Uncle Gadget.
00:18:52Of course not.
00:18:54You're a very
00:18:54special kid.
00:18:56But there's more
00:18:57to being a detective
00:18:58than just being smart.
00:19:00It takes a sharp eye
00:19:01for every detail.
00:19:02Let me know
00:19:02the nuance.
00:19:03A good detective
00:19:05never lets anything
00:19:06get...
00:19:06Uncle Gadget,
00:19:07it's the pudding!
00:19:10Stop,
00:19:10Gadget,
00:19:10stop Peter!
00:19:11Stop Peter!
00:19:12Stop Peter!
00:19:15Everything's fine!
00:19:24Well,
00:19:26it's a good thing
00:19:27I wore an apron.
00:19:30Okay,
00:19:30here we are.
00:19:31Wish me luck.
00:19:32I'm going undercover.
00:19:33Yeah,
00:19:34hit guard,
00:19:35you okay?
00:19:36You guys are a freak.
00:19:37Hey.
00:19:43Hi there,
00:19:44fellas.
00:19:47Okay,
00:19:47Brian,
00:19:47the coast is clear.
00:19:55Come on,
00:19:55let's just run back.
00:19:56I don't know.
00:19:57I don't know.
00:20:04What do you want?
00:20:05Well,
00:20:06I just got out
00:20:06of the slammer
00:20:07and I'm looking
00:20:08to wet my whistle.
00:20:10Well,
00:20:10you have.
00:20:11Nice tall glass of milk.
00:20:13Milk.
00:20:14I mean,
00:20:16chocolate milk.
00:20:19Make it a dollar.
00:20:21Hey,
00:20:21your brain.
00:20:23This way.
00:20:27Okay,
00:20:28then.
00:20:29Let's see
00:20:30what applicants
00:20:32we have
00:20:33here.
00:20:35Squint.
00:20:37Jungle Bob.
00:20:40And you must be
00:20:41the one they call
00:20:42the ninja.
00:20:44Ninja?
00:20:45Ninja?
00:20:45Why did I call
00:20:46you that?
00:20:51I think I see
00:20:52why now.
00:20:54Okay,
00:20:55then.
00:20:56Judging by this.
00:20:58You guys are
00:20:59prime minion
00:21:01material.
00:21:13Woo!
00:21:21I have a history
00:21:23of hair loss
00:21:24in my family.
00:21:26Anything else
00:21:27I can get you?
00:21:29Yes.
00:21:31I'm looking for...
00:21:36Sorry.
00:21:37We don't serve
00:21:38lobster here.
00:21:40What?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Dr. Klaw!
00:21:44Klaw?
00:21:45Huh?
00:21:47Well,
00:21:48if you want
00:21:48to find him,
00:21:49you're going
00:21:50to have to
00:21:50grease a few
00:21:51palms
00:21:52if you get
00:21:53my drift.
00:21:54Well,
00:21:55whatever you say.
00:21:57Here you go.
00:21:59Top grade
00:22:00axle grease.
00:22:04Lio!
00:22:05Oh!
00:22:05Don't go get you!
00:22:06Don't...
00:22:20check, please.
00:22:23Just a check.
00:22:28So,
00:22:30when do we start
00:22:32workin' for Dr. Klaw?
00:22:34Immediately.
00:22:35Did you hear that,
00:22:36brain?
00:22:37Mm-mm-mm.
00:22:38Mm-mm.
00:22:38Mm-mm.
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:42Come on,
00:22:43guys!
00:22:43Let's talk about it!
00:22:45Oh, man!
00:22:47Ah!
00:22:48You're stretching
00:22:49my sweater!
00:22:50Help,
00:22:51Gadgetmobile!
00:22:53Help!
00:23:00The cops!
00:23:01Come on!
00:23:02This way!
00:23:03Hurry!
00:23:03Come on!
00:23:03Get out of here!
00:23:04Quick!
00:23:04Move it!
00:23:05Move it!
00:23:05Come on!
00:23:06Look, guys!
00:23:07Don't kill it!
00:23:07Run!
00:23:07Hide!
00:23:08Steve,
00:23:09we can hide
00:23:09at my mom's house!
00:23:11That was close.
00:23:15Oh!
00:23:15I can see her upset!
00:23:17Hey, look!
00:23:17I'm knockin'
00:23:18these block off!
00:23:30Stop this felonious
00:23:31and unlawful actor.
00:23:32I shall have to use force.
00:23:34Ooh, look, boys.
00:23:36Malibu Barbie here
00:23:37is gonna get rough with us.
00:23:41Very well.
00:23:44You were warned.
00:23:51Wowzers,
00:23:52she's good.
00:24:00Man, lucky for them guys,
00:24:02I wasn't in there
00:24:02because I'd have been
00:24:03on them like ugly
00:24:04on a minivan.
00:24:06Well, thanks for the
00:24:07backup, G2.
00:24:08Although,
00:24:09everything was under control,
00:24:11I had those tufts
00:24:11right where I wanted.
00:24:13Inspector,
00:24:14what were you doing
00:24:15in that bar
00:24:16dressed as a...
00:24:18what exactly
00:24:19are you supposed
00:24:20to be dressed as?
00:24:21I'm a hooligan.
00:24:23I went undercover
00:24:25to follow up
00:24:25on a valuable lead
00:24:26concerning
00:24:27where's Clawabouts.
00:24:29I mean,
00:24:30Claw's whereabouts.
00:24:32I'm in charge
00:24:32of the Claw investigation
00:24:33now, remember?
00:24:35G2.
00:24:36Maybe we just
00:24:37sort of got off
00:24:38on the wrong place.
00:24:39Ooh.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:42Perhaps we could
00:24:43have dinner sometime.
00:24:44You know,
00:24:45just to discuss
00:24:45crime-fighting strategies.
00:24:47Imagine how great
00:24:48we could be as a team.
00:24:49We could call ourselves
00:24:50the G-Force.
00:24:51Or the G-Team.
00:24:52Or the two Gs.
00:24:53Inspector Gadget.
00:24:54What up, G?
00:24:55Even though I'm not
00:24:57programmed for such
00:24:57emotions,
00:24:58I admit I find you
00:25:01strangely...
00:25:01likeable.
00:25:02But,
00:25:03as I already told you,
00:25:05I work alone.
00:25:06And so do I.
00:25:08I'm just saying
00:25:09that maybe we could
00:25:10work alone...
00:25:12together.
00:25:12I don't know who I am,
00:25:14but I am a good guy.
00:25:15Think about it.
00:25:17No, really.
00:25:17You can't arrest me.
00:25:18I'm one of the good guys.
00:25:20Really, I am.
00:25:20Oh, hold on.
00:25:21She's with me.
00:25:22Sorry, it's my...
00:25:23Penny, what are you
00:25:23doing here?
00:25:24Didn't I tell you
00:25:24to stay home?
00:25:25Well, never mind that.
00:25:26Here, look what I found
00:25:27about Claw.
00:25:28Dr. Claw's pulling
00:25:29a little heist
00:25:30tomorrow night
00:25:30at the Concentrated
00:25:32Industries Warehouse.
00:25:34Wowzers!
00:25:35We'll have to have a stakeout.
00:25:36You mean I'll have
00:25:37to have a stakeout.
00:25:38Hey, this is her case,
00:25:39lady.
00:25:41Penny?
00:25:42I know I know
00:25:43you told me
00:25:43to stay out of it,
00:25:44but, well,
00:25:45I did find you this clue.
00:25:46Look, Penny,
00:25:47I know you want
00:25:48to be a detective, okay?
00:25:49But this following me
00:25:50around all the time
00:25:51just isn't going to...
00:25:53Fuck!
00:25:59Gadgets!
00:26:01Hi, Chief.
00:26:04Gadgets.
00:26:05What were you doing
00:26:06in a barroom brawl?
00:26:08Looking for clue claws.
00:26:10Claw.
00:26:10Clue about claw.
00:26:12And I was right.
00:26:13We just got a valuable lead.
00:26:14Yeah, a very valuable lead.
00:26:15We have evidence
00:26:16of a possible heist
00:26:17at Concentrated
00:26:18Industries Warehouse
00:26:19tomorrow night.
00:26:20Great work, G2.
00:26:21You can stake it out
00:26:22on Ketchum red-handed.
00:26:24Fantastic.
00:26:25I'll bring the donuts.
00:26:26I already told you.
00:26:27You're off this case.
00:26:29Both you and Nancy Drew here.
00:26:31Hey!
00:26:35And you're off the force, too,
00:26:36if you get within so much
00:26:37is a hundred yards
00:26:38of that stakeout.
00:26:39All right, fine.
00:26:39But if Klock is away
00:26:40with his plan
00:26:41for world domination,
00:26:42don't come crying to us.
00:26:44Remember, Gadget,
00:26:45100 yards.
00:26:47Ninety-nine.
00:26:49One hundred.
00:26:51One hundred and one yards away.
00:26:55I'm at the stakeout,
00:26:56but I haven't violated
00:26:58the chief's orders.
00:26:59See?
00:27:00At the stakeout?
00:27:01Not at the stakeout.
00:27:03Stakeout?
00:27:03Not at the stakeout.
00:27:05I don't think the chief
00:27:05is going to see it that way.
00:27:08Go, go, Gadget,
00:27:09but not yet.
00:27:15My.
00:27:15She certainly is well-equipped,
00:27:18isn't she?
00:27:19Ooh, Gadget's got a girlfriend.
00:27:21Gadget's got a girlfriend.
00:27:22Don't be silly, Gadgetmobile.
00:27:24Our relationship
00:27:25is strictly professional.
00:27:31Besides,
00:27:32she's state-of-the-art.
00:27:34I'm last year's model.
00:27:35A few extra miles
00:27:36look good on a player.
00:27:38And you are a player, G.
00:27:39You are tricked out
00:27:40with more factory exes
00:27:41than a Batmobile.
00:27:42Just sure that it's all good
00:27:44under the hood, aight?
00:27:46I have no idea
00:27:46what you just said,
00:27:47but I'm sure
00:27:48that if I were a car,
00:27:49it would have been
00:27:49very helpful.
00:27:50All I'm saying is,
00:27:52you got the shore,
00:27:53you got what it takes, man.
00:27:54You're right.
00:27:56You're right!
00:27:59Thanks, Gadgetmobile.
00:28:01Well, I guess I'm just gonna
00:28:03go on up to the roof
00:28:04and scope out the situation.
00:28:06You go head on
00:28:07with your bad self.
00:28:09I don't know what
00:28:10that man would do
00:28:11without me.
00:28:13Hold on there!
00:28:19What do you want?
00:28:21Got a delivery?
00:28:22This ain't no food warehouse.
00:28:24I'm gonna need
00:28:25some authorization.
00:28:29Will that do?
00:28:42We're in your
00:28:44clawfulness.
00:28:46Good.
00:28:47Now bring me
00:28:47the ion fuel cells.
00:28:49Yes, sir.
00:28:52Halt!
00:28:54Oh, it's the mechanical
00:28:56meter, mate.
00:28:57I'm real scared.
00:29:00Good luck, Sprint.
00:29:02Uh-oh.
00:29:03Looks like G2
00:29:03could use some backup.
00:29:05Stop this felonious
00:29:06and unlawful actor.
00:29:07I shall have to use force.
00:29:09You're in problem, love.
00:29:10Catch!
00:29:20Oh, she's got the kung fu.
00:29:27I'm gonna give him
00:29:28a little bit
00:29:29of the what for.
00:29:30That's right.
00:29:31Go-go-gadget
00:29:32helicopter hats!
00:29:39Stupid glitches!
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:41Come on, you!
00:29:42Halt!
00:29:45Halt!
00:30:00Bowser, she sure is limber.
00:30:02Huh?
00:30:05What is that?
00:30:06I don't know.
00:30:07Uh, it looks like this.
00:30:10Oh, no!
00:30:12Oof!
00:30:23Hurry up, bonehead!
00:30:25Go-go gadgets, something to get me down there!
00:30:36Lousers! I never knew I had one of these!
00:30:38Stop this felonious and unlawful act or I shall have to use force!
00:30:45You imbecile!
00:30:47Suspect! Suspect!
00:30:56Very well. You were warned.
00:30:58Gadget to the rescue!
00:31:08Oof!
00:31:10Oof!
00:31:15What are you doing here?
00:31:16Well, it looked like you could use some help.
00:31:18Quick! Grab the fuel cells!
00:31:20Let's go!
00:31:21Come on!
00:31:22They're getting away!
00:31:23Not to worry, G2. I'll get us out of this.
00:31:26Go-go gadget scissors!
00:31:30Gadget!
00:31:30I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
00:31:35That's not entirely accurate, Chief.
00:31:38You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout,
00:31:41and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
00:31:48Then how did you manage to get tangled up with me inside the warehouse?
00:31:51Well, you gave me backup at the bar. I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
00:31:54I never need backup.
00:31:56And until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for,
00:31:58all of Riverton is at risk.
00:32:00Chief, you have to put me back on the case.
00:32:02The department needs me!
00:32:10That's right, Gadget.
00:32:12The department does need you.
00:32:13And I've got just the assignment to take advantage of your unique abilities.
00:32:27Go-go gadget power brush.
00:32:42I'm stuck!
00:32:44Go-go gadget turbo speed!
00:32:50Go-go gadget!
00:32:51TSAAR BIRTH
00:32:54TSAAR BIRTH
00:33:02Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:33:06Be careful in there!
00:33:08That toilet's got quite a flush!
00:33:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:33:13Looks like Gadget has finally found his true calling!
00:33:17Root-o-root-o- Trade-O-P7-A-N!
00:33:20Hey, Dr. Claw, check this out. An unlimited supply of bowling shirts.
00:33:25And shoes.
00:33:31Silence! Everyone pay attention.
00:33:34Who can tell me what we need next to build my super weapon?
00:33:42The laser!
00:33:44A new experimental protoid laser that's being unveiled at the Rivetton Science Convention.
00:33:50But to take it, we are going to need a little diversion.
00:33:59Hey, Uncle Gadget.
00:34:01Penny? Shouldn't you be in school?
00:34:04Uncle Gadget, school was over an hour ago.
00:34:06Oh. I'm sorry, Penny.
00:34:10Oh, hey! This came for you in the mail today.
00:34:13It looks kind of strange.
00:34:16Inspector Gadget, if you want to catch Dr. Claw, be at the Science Convention tomorrow.
00:34:22Wowzers!
00:34:23He must have really bad handwriting to go to all that trouble.
00:34:26Or maybe he doesn't want you to identify his handwriting.
00:34:29And look, it's an anonymous concerned citizen.
00:34:31Well, it's good to know that we still have a concerned citizen who's willing to get involved.
00:34:36This smells like Claw.
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Why would Claw want me there?
00:34:44I don't know.
00:34:45Uncle Gadget, this might be a trap.
00:34:48You know, Penny, I'm thinking that this might be a trap.
00:34:53That's what I just said.
00:34:54Hmm?
00:34:55You've got to let me come with you this time.
00:34:56Sorry, Penny.
00:34:57No can do.
00:34:59This is work for a serious law enforcement professional.
00:35:04You mean like a bathroom attendant?
00:35:06Exactly.
00:35:08Now, don't stay up for me, Penny.
00:35:11I'm on the case.
00:35:21Now, I need you to keep a sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile.
00:35:24If you see anything suspicious, you let me know.
00:35:28You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?
00:35:30Exactly.
00:35:31The goose has arrived, ready to be cooked.
00:35:38There we go.
00:35:39How's that?
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:41Now, just a side stretch.
00:35:43Keep it at this level?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Oh, what a good job.
00:35:49Round and round.
00:35:50Here he is.
00:35:51Keep sporting the national hockey.
00:35:53How can you do that?
00:35:56Keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious, Brain.
00:36:01Yes?
00:36:02Come on.
00:36:03Inspector Gadget.
00:36:05Hey, Baxter!
00:36:08What are you doing here?
00:36:09I'm showing off my latest gismal, the bark translator.
00:36:14It's going to give a whole new meaning to the term police dog.
00:36:18Watch.
00:36:19Speak, Pedro.
00:36:21Speak.
00:36:25Very impressive.
00:36:27Now Pedro can talk to cows.
00:36:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:29It's supposed to translate into English once I've gone all the bugs out.
00:36:38Attention.
00:36:39The unveiling of the new protoid laser is about to begin.
00:36:43I'll see you around, Baxter.
00:36:45Bye-bye, Pedro.
00:36:46Good luck.
00:36:47Pedro.
00:36:54Well, better have myself a little look around.
00:36:57Go, go, Gadget.
00:36:59But not.
00:37:05Inspector Gadget!
00:37:06Inspector Gadget!
00:37:07Inspector Gadget!
00:37:10Excuse me, Inspector.
00:37:12I'm your biggest fan.
00:37:15I thought I was his biggest fan.
00:37:17No, I'm definitely his biggest fan.
00:37:18No, I'm not what I mean.
00:37:19I'm his biggest fan.
00:37:20Can you excuse me for one minute?
00:37:25Sorry.
00:37:25Would you mind if we took the picture?
00:37:27Uh, no.
00:37:29No, I'm always happy to oblige my fans.
00:37:33Ready?
00:37:34Say cheese.
00:37:37Cheese.
00:37:39Thank you, Inspector.
00:37:41You'll never know how much that means to me.
00:37:44Well, it's my pleasure.
00:37:46And remember, crime doesn't pay.
00:37:50Wrong, Gadget.
00:37:51Crime always pays.
00:37:58Distinguished guests.
00:38:00And, of course, members of the media.
00:38:02It is my great pleasure to welcome you to my, oops, our science convention.
00:38:07The chip is in position, you clawfulness.
00:38:11Yah!
00:38:12Watch as I play with my new toy.
00:38:15The Gadget Puppet.
00:38:17Well, I guess that letter must have been a prank.
00:38:21Everything seems to be okay.
00:38:25Whoop.
00:38:40I've never had glitches like that before.
00:38:42And to introduce you to the eminent, Nobel Prize-winning scientist, Dr. Theodore Von Strobovich.
00:38:50Thank you very much.
00:38:51Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:38:53So nice to be here.
00:38:54This is the perfect invisible...
00:38:56Ha ha.
00:38:59Whew.
00:39:05He will unveil his new experimental protoid laser.
00:39:13Positive?
00:39:15No glitch.
00:39:18Thoughts?
00:39:19All right, Gadget.
00:39:20Let's party!
00:39:31I'm sorry, I shook him out a little soda water.
00:39:34Inspector Gadget, what do you think you're doing?
00:39:38I didn't say go to Gadget anything.
00:39:43No, Gadget, what now?
00:39:48What's wrong, Inspector?
00:39:49I think I'm having a glitch attack.
00:39:51Ha ha ha!
00:39:53Ha ha ha!
00:39:53Ha ha ha!
00:39:54Hi-yah!
00:39:55Sorry!
00:39:57Ha ha ha!
00:39:57Hi-yah!
00:39:59Excuse me!
00:40:00Hi!
00:40:00Whoa!
00:40:01Mickey!
00:40:03Woof!
00:40:04Woof!
00:40:05Woof!
00:40:08Gadget mobile!
00:40:09Help!
00:40:15Wait, wait, that's fine.
00:40:17I was right, Claus Men are stealing the laser!
00:40:20Jack!
00:40:20Oh, come on!
00:40:22Oh, uh...
00:40:24Don't run!
00:40:24Get away!
00:40:25Hurry!
00:40:26I can't help it!
00:40:30We got rid of it.
00:40:32Here.
00:40:33I don't know what this thing's having.
00:40:38These are my favorite shoes.
00:40:40Oh, no, stop.
00:40:41Get in the car.
00:40:42It's not even a man.
00:40:47Gadget, stop it.
00:40:49This ensign.
00:40:49I've got everything under control.
00:41:00Relax, Mayor Wilson.
00:41:02It's only toothpaste.
00:41:04Remember, kids, brush twice a day.
00:41:22Not to worry.
00:41:23I'm all right.
00:41:29He's got my shoe.
00:41:30Come on, doggy.
00:41:31Let's go.
00:41:40First time on fuel cells, and now a protroid laser?
00:41:43What is claw up to?
00:41:45Huh?
00:41:46What did I miss this time?
00:41:47Thanks for all your help.
00:41:48Hey, I've been working nights, okay?
00:41:50I need to recharge my battery.
00:41:54Brain?
00:41:55What you got there, boy?
00:41:58From the bad guys?
00:42:00Hey, now this might be an important clue.
00:42:05I hope Uncle Gadget's not in too much trouble.
00:42:08Fired?
00:42:09You can't fire me.
00:42:11I quit.
00:42:13Wait a second.
00:42:14I don't want to quit.
00:42:15But besides, Chief, it's not my fault.
00:42:18Look what Baxter found on me.
00:42:20A circuit override chip.
00:42:23I don't care.
00:42:25Claw stole the laser, and you tired and feathered the mare in toothpaste and caused $100,000 in damages.
00:42:32Turn in your badge, Gadget.
00:42:35Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be, my entire life, was a crime fighter.
00:42:42Your badge.
00:42:57Well, that'll be all, Mr. Gadget.
00:43:30Gadget's goose is cooked.
00:43:32More like deep-fried and burnt to a crisp.
00:43:40Silence!
00:43:42Now, with Gadget out of the way, it shall be smooth sailing from here on.
00:44:07And why is your trench coat and hat in the trash can?
00:44:11I'm no longer a policeman, Penny.
00:44:16I'm, uh...
00:44:17Well, there are a lot of things that I could be.
00:44:20Window washer, huh?
00:44:23Dog catcher.
00:44:24Ooh, parking ballet.
00:44:26The sky's the limit.
00:44:28But, Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now.
00:44:30Here, what have we got?
00:44:34It's a bowling shoe.
00:44:36One of Klaus's men dropped it at the science convention.
00:44:38What were you doing at the science convention?
00:44:41Never mind that.
00:44:42Look, we can solve this together.
00:44:44We can track down Klaus and get you your job back.
00:44:46No, I'm through.
00:44:49All right, then.
00:44:50I'll track down Klaus myself.
00:44:51No.
00:44:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:57You are to stay out of this completely.
00:44:59Do you understand?
00:45:00This is a grown-up problem.
00:45:03Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance.
00:45:07One chance.
00:45:10Look, the fact is that there's nothing that you or anyone else can do for me.
00:45:17I'll never be a crime fighter.
00:45:19Never again.
00:45:22You don't believe in me.
00:45:37Go away, Brain.
00:45:41Brain, go away.
00:46:05It's up to us now, Brain.
00:46:06We have to help Uncle Gadget.
00:46:09Come on, let's get to work.
00:46:19Go, go, Gadget Cam.
00:46:28That's lunch, people.
00:46:44All finished.
00:46:47Buona.
00:46:58What's this?
00:47:00A patent number.
00:47:03Aha.
00:47:05Faster, Minion!
00:47:07Faster!
00:47:14G2, are you any closer to capturing Claw?
00:47:17Yes, I'm on the case.
00:47:22Oh no.
00:47:26Keep your paws crossed, brain. This might be exactly what we're looking for.
00:47:33Look, it's the same shoe!
00:47:35The shoe was made by the Ballrec Company in the 1950s and 1960s.
00:47:40I wonder where their factory was.
00:47:43Let's see... 1959... Bingo!
00:47:52Ah, here it is! The whole Ray Balling Equipment Company down on Old Mill Road.
00:47:56Must have gone out of business, because it's not in any of the directories after 1960.
00:48:01I wonder what's there now, brain?
00:48:04Now, the third item that I need, huh?
00:48:07I'm so evil...
00:48:10Blah, blah, blah!
00:48:11Har!
00:48:16As I would say, the third item to complete my super weapon.
00:48:22I know this one... the Ruby.
00:48:25Yes, but a big ruby. Say about 50,000 carats.
00:48:32You're close, I miss.
00:48:33Where are we going to find a rock that big?
00:48:36The Riverton Museum.
00:48:38The ruby's on loan from the Rajah of India and will be on display Wednesday night at the mayor's fundraiser.
00:48:46We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own!
00:48:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:48:54Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Mayor Wilson's fundraiser-o-rama.
00:49:01Oh.
00:49:02Oh! Oh!
00:49:06Gadget.
00:49:07Don't worry, Chief. No need to tip me.
00:49:09You better be getting inside.
00:49:10Yeah, it's nice of me.
00:49:15I'm here!
00:49:16Good evening, everyone!
00:49:20Yay!
00:49:20I got the camera so much.
00:49:30Oh! Another photo-off!
00:49:34Mayor Wilson!
00:49:35Mm-hmm.
00:49:37Mm-hmm.
00:49:39She, too.
00:49:40Notice anything suspicious about those musicians?
00:49:43Aside from the fact that the music doesn't match the instruments they're playing?
00:49:47Mm-hmm.
00:49:51Come on, Brain.
00:49:56Yep, this is definitely the place.
00:49:59Well, at least the building's still here.
00:50:10I don't know, Brain.
00:50:11This place is creepy.
00:50:15Welcome, sir.
00:50:16Welcome.
00:50:17Lady, careful!
00:50:18How wonderful you could come!
00:50:20Lovely to see you, sir.
00:50:21And you, sir.
00:50:24Oh!
00:50:27Greetings, ma'am.
00:50:29Hope you don't mind if we drop in on your little party.
00:50:34Everybody, stop right where you are.
00:50:36The festivities have just begun.
00:50:39And I can promise it's gonna be a gas.
00:50:42Laughing gas, that is.
00:50:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:50:46Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
00:50:48That's right.
00:50:49Laughing up, Ribaddon,
00:50:51because I'm having a last laugh now!
00:50:55Laughing, laughing, judgement, laughing, laughing
00:51:11Must be quite a party.
00:51:13Oh, don't think you stop him?
00:51:15He's with me!
00:51:16Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing!
00:51:18You'll never get away with this car.
00:51:20We'll see.
00:51:21See, too, see.
00:51:24Very funny, Claw, but you forget.
00:51:26I am unaffected by laughing gas.
00:51:29Now, stop this felonious and unlawful actor.
00:51:32I shall have to use force.
00:51:34Ah, the lady gadget.
00:51:36I've so looked forward to meeting you.
00:51:39I hope you don't fall victim to my magnetic charm.
00:52:15I hope you don't fall victim to me.
00:52:20Now, if you'll excuse me, G2, I have some shoplifting to do.
00:52:32It looks like someone's been here.
00:52:36Recently, too.
00:52:46Thanks, Brain.
00:52:51Do you see that?
00:52:57Brain, look.
00:53:01It's a perfect match.
00:53:09Done so, Sue?
00:53:11Uh, yeah.
00:53:11We were playing the Unfinished Symphony.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:14And then we took this giant ruby.
00:53:18Yeah.
00:53:19Uh, that was the name of our last song.
00:53:21You know, uh, we took this giant ruby.
00:53:23Uh, we took this giant ruby.
00:53:26Took this giant ruby.
00:53:28Stole this giant ruby.
00:53:30Stole this giant ruby.
00:53:32Stole this giant ruby.
00:53:32Just a minute there.
00:53:43Let me get that for you.
00:53:44Thank you, Inspector.
00:53:46That's it.
00:53:47Everybody in.
00:53:49Nice to carpool, isn't it?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:57No tip.
00:53:58They stiffed me again.
00:54:01I live on tips.
00:54:04Brain, take a look at this.
00:54:06Fuel cells.
00:54:07That's what Claw stole from the warehouse.
00:54:10Laser.
00:54:11That's what Claw stole from the science convention.
00:54:14Ruby.
00:54:16And what would Claw want with a ruby?
00:54:22Quantum physics for dimwits?
00:54:24Okay, Claw's definitely up to something big.
00:54:28Wait a minute.
00:54:29I know what Claw's up to.
00:54:30He's going to build...
00:54:32Come on, Brain.
00:54:39Real rich.
00:54:43Hey, how much do you think this thing would fetch on eBay?
00:54:47God, it's all in mighty, eh?
00:54:48Oh, nitwitch.
00:54:50Once we've robbed the Federal Reserve,
00:54:52we can buy hundreds of these vorables
00:54:55with my secret weapon.
00:54:57Riverton will be defenseless.
00:54:59As will the rest of the world!
00:55:01Ha ha ha ha!
00:55:02Oh, you've got to tell Uncle Gadget.
00:55:04Come on.
00:55:05What?
00:55:07Huh?
00:55:15Well, if it isn't mini-gadget.
00:55:18Get her!
00:55:19Yeah!
00:55:20Let's go!
00:55:20It's late!
00:55:21Come on!
00:55:25She's getting away!
00:55:26I'll cut her out of the pass!
00:55:28Come here, you!
00:55:29Ah!
00:55:30Got you!
00:55:32Ah!
00:55:33Oh!
00:55:36Get back here!
00:55:38Get her!
00:55:40Ah!
00:55:42Ah!
00:55:42Ah!
00:55:43Ah!
00:55:44Ah!
00:55:44Ah!
00:55:45Ah!
00:55:47Ah!
00:55:51I assure you, Miss Mayor,
00:55:53we'll do everything in our power to apprehend law!
00:55:56But G2 will be absolutely-
00:55:59Along with the whole gadget program.
00:56:01It's time we reinvested in some good, old-fashioned police men and women.
00:56:05Not these mechanical clowns.
00:56:08Ms. Mayor, if you'd just give me another chance...
00:56:11You had your chance.
00:56:12It's bad enough they stole the ruby, but what's worse,
00:56:14no one gave any money to my campaign.
00:56:19I should have learned my lesson with gadget.
00:56:22This whole program is a total waste of time.
00:56:28Come on, G-2.
00:56:29We're taking you back to the precinct for immediate deactivation.
00:56:34Deactivation?
00:56:35That's right. Deactivation.
00:56:52I'm sorry, G-2.
00:57:01But there's nothing you can do.
00:57:04Now, G-2.
00:57:24Nothing I can do.
00:57:31Or is there?
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:45Now, where's that light switch?
00:58:00Wrong switch.
00:58:01No!
00:58:04Run!
00:58:05Ah, I can't do it.
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:21Ah!
00:58:40What happened?
00:58:43I reactivated you.
00:58:47Inspector Gadget, why would you do that?
00:58:51Well, I hate to see a good detective get recycled and I've always had great admiration for your investigative abilities
00:59:00and your physical prowess and your commanding voice.
00:59:10Inspector, are you saying you like me?
00:59:16Well, I suppose. In a manner of speaking. Strictly professional.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:36You're welcome.
00:59:46Brain? What are you doing here? Where's Penny?
00:59:51Ooh, he's trying to tell me something. It's too bad I don't speak dog.
00:59:56Hmm, if only dogs could talk like people.
00:59:58Hmm, that would be good. Wait a second. I have an idea.
01:00:06All right, Brain. Now, speak.
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:22I'm not sure what you're doing.
01:00:24I'm not sure what you're doing.
01:00:25I'm not sure what you're doing.
01:00:26Oh, wow!
01:00:26Brain? Speak something else.
01:00:29Check! Testing 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. Penny has been kidnapped by Claw.
01:00:34Amazing, isn't it? What modern technology can do?
01:00:39Wowzers! Penny's been kidnapped by Claw.
01:00:42Yeah, and Claw's built some sort of giant laser he's gonna fire at Riverton and then rob the Federal Reserve.
01:00:48He's holding Penny captive out at the old Bullwright Bowling Factory on the outskirts of town.
01:00:52The Bowling Factory? Of course. The Bowling Shoe.
01:00:58Penny was right.
01:01:02I should have listened to her.
01:01:04She tried to tell me, and I didn't listen to her.
01:01:09Speaking of listening, I'm getting a little tired of liver-flavored jibble all the time.
01:01:13Would it kill you to shell out for a pork roast or a little prime rub?
01:01:18Look, Jitsu, my niece is in trouble.
01:01:21I know that you don't ever work with a partner, but I really need your help.
01:01:26Are you sure you want my help?
01:01:29I can't think of a better person to go after a supervillain with.
01:01:35All right, let's do it!
01:01:38Let's kick some claw tail!
01:02:04Ready?
01:02:05Ready!
01:02:07Let's go!
01:02:13We're here, you're tossing this.
01:02:15Claw, you'll never get away with this.
01:02:18Penny, my dear.
01:02:19Prepare to witness a great historical moment.
01:02:23Your demise?
01:02:25I do enjoy your sense of humor.
01:02:27Now, it's almost 9.23.
01:02:31McKibble, activate the ray.
01:02:36Why can't evil geniuses ever say please?
01:02:40He's a very busy man.
01:02:42I'm a busy man, too.
01:02:50Behold!
01:02:51The greatest super weapon of the 21st century.
01:02:55A bowling pin?
01:02:57No, you dimmered pea-brain.
01:02:59Watch and see.
01:03:06Whoa.
01:03:07Double whoa.
01:03:09Meet the time displacement laser.
01:03:13My crowning achievement in a lifetime of evil.
01:03:18Riverton doesn't stand a chance.
01:03:22Hurry, Gadgetmobile, before they fire the giant laser.
01:03:24Can't you make this jalopy go any faster?
01:03:27Jalopy?
01:03:27Oh, yeah?
01:03:28Well, bring on the noise and bring on the funk,
01:03:30because I'm bringing out what's in my trunk.
01:03:38I can't just wait until I get into second gear.
01:03:42Time for Ripton to take a little snooze, Sackle.
01:03:51Fire away!
01:03:59Whia-
01:04:06Fire away!
01:04:07Fire away!
01:04:20Fire away!
01:04:21Fire away!
01:04:22Whoa!
01:04:23Oh, shoot!
01:04:38It's gaining on us.
01:04:40Bastard! Bastard!
01:04:48Wowzers, that was close.
01:04:55Rivetum is in a deep freeze, Yoclossity.
01:04:58That means time is stopped.
01:05:00That's what I said.
01:05:03Good. Now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
01:05:07I don't get it.
01:05:09Uncle Gadget.
01:05:15The raid looks like it's stopped. You think it's safe to go back?
01:05:18Oh, there's no time to waste. We've got to stop claw and rescue Penny.
01:05:21Then to the Federal Reserve and step on it.
01:05:23It's time to kick some bad guy booty.
01:05:33We're just here to pick up a few hundred billion in bullion.
01:05:36Hope you don't mind.
01:05:38I don't think he minds. A bit.
01:05:48Time to show me the money.
01:05:51I don't know.
01:05:52I don't know.
01:05:53Sparrow one.
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:18I'm 빗 me.
01:06:19It'll take weeks to crack this up.
01:06:21Not if you know the right people.
01:06:27Thank you, Mr. Bank Director. Your services are no longer required.
01:06:49We're rich! Rich!
01:06:51Okay, underlings. Looks like the Federal Reserve is having a 100% off sale!
01:07:01Out of my way, G-Team coming through.
01:07:04I'm gonna need a really big piggy bank for all of this.
01:07:07Come on, prick. Faster! Faster!
01:07:11Now, let's see. Tomorrow we rob Fort Knox, then on Tuesday the Louvre.
01:07:16So much to steal, so little time.
01:07:19Wait! I've got all the time in the world!
01:07:22All right! That's a good one, Dr. Claw!
01:07:26The cavalry has arrived!
01:07:28Huh? Gadget, again!
01:07:30Uncle Gadget, you're all right!
01:07:33Come here, you!
01:07:36The jig is up, Claw. You're under arrest for kidnapping, bank robbery, breaking out of prison, and general all-around
01:07:43evil!
01:07:44The jig is most certainly not up. In fact, the jig is just dry!
01:07:49You want me to play dentist with your niece?
01:07:53Uncle Gadget, help!
01:07:54Brick! McTibble!
01:07:56Help!
01:07:58Get in there, you!
01:07:59Dr. Claw, what about us?
01:08:01Yeah, man!
01:08:02You're minions, aren't you? Get the good guys!
01:08:07Uncle Gadget, help!
01:08:09Help!
01:08:10Help me!
01:08:14I'll take care of these clowns, you go after Claw.
01:08:17Good call, G2. Go-Go Gadget helicopter hat!
01:08:23Stupid glitches!
01:08:26I hate being last year's model.
01:08:28Here, let me give you something from this year's model.
01:08:32Take one of my chips.
01:08:36G2, but then you might get the glitches.
01:08:39I'll manage.
01:08:49I'll manage.
01:08:51Okay.
01:08:53Better stand back.
01:08:56Go-Go Gadget helicopter hat!
01:09:00Oh, it works!
01:09:02It works!
01:09:04It works!
01:09:07It works!
01:09:11You go get them, G!
01:09:15Whoa!
01:09:17This shouldn't take long.
01:09:19Time to take out the trash, G-Girl, and don't bother to recycle.
01:09:28Run!
01:09:34Hey, hey!
01:09:36Hey, hey!
01:09:38Hey!
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:45Dr. Taw, it's Gadget.
01:09:49Not again.
01:09:51Gadget.
01:09:52Don't worry.
01:09:53Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
01:09:59Help!
01:10:21He's still after us.
01:10:22A kibble!
01:10:23Lose him!
01:10:42Go-Go Gadget Boomerang Gun.
01:10:47Hmm?
01:10:55Ouch!
01:10:58Oh, well.
01:10:59I guess when you have lemons, make lemonade.
01:11:04Chair for a smoke gadget.
01:11:36Uncle Gadget!
01:11:40Go-Go Gadget Scooter.
01:11:51Go-Go Gadget Netguns.
01:12:07I guess glitches sometimes do have their benefits.
01:12:09Let me out!
01:12:10Get me out of here, will you?
01:12:11What are you talking about?
01:12:12Looks like this case is about wrapped up.
01:12:14Hey, I just made a joke.
01:12:30Gangplank!
01:12:32Look out!
01:12:34Police emergency!
01:12:35Coming through!
01:12:36Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
01:12:40Go-Go Turbo Speed!
01:12:45Whoops!
01:12:46There's mine!
01:12:46Gadgetmobile, we have to find Inspector Gadget.
01:12:49No problem.
01:12:50Gadget homing device, activate.
01:12:57Go Gadget!
01:12:58I'm coming to get you off!
01:13:00Go-Go Gadget eject!
01:13:07He's on the roof!
01:13:09On the roof?
01:13:10Gadget, help!
01:13:11Get him off!
01:13:13Make some of that, Gadget!
01:13:25I am the switch to plan B.
01:13:28Go-Go Gadget can opener.
01:13:41Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up.
01:13:47You know Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you.
01:13:51Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.
01:13:54Penny? Penny?
01:13:56Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
01:14:12Uncle Gadget, help!
01:14:15She has 60 seconds.
01:14:22Don't worry, Penny. I'm coming.
01:14:37Who put that there?
01:14:39Uncle Gadget, help!
01:14:41Penny?
01:14:46Uncle Gadget!
01:14:48Penny, are you okay?
01:14:51Claw's getting away.
01:14:52Oh, that's not important right now.
01:14:54Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.
01:15:00Uncle Gadget, the bomb is going to explode!
01:15:02Hurry!
01:15:03Don't go Gadget, bolt cutter!
01:15:12Hurry!
01:15:15Got it! Let's go!
01:15:39I always like my gadget. Well done!
01:15:43I got here too late.
01:15:48They're gone forever!
01:15:50It's the closest I've ever come to being a family car!
01:15:54Why?
01:15:58Uncle Gadget!
01:16:00Uncle Gadget!
01:16:11Not to worry!
01:16:13I only landed on my head!
01:16:15They're alive!
01:16:16They're alive!
01:16:17They're alive!
01:16:18They're alive!
01:16:19Uncle Gadget!
01:16:20Oh!
01:16:22You saved my life!
01:16:23Oh, I was so worried about you.
01:16:25Good work, Penny.
01:16:27Thanks, G2.
01:16:30Brain!
01:16:32Glad to see you still fully functioning, Gadget.
01:16:35Well, thank you, G2.
01:16:41Oh!
01:16:42Well, no time to celebrate now.
01:16:45We...
01:16:46I have to go catch Claw.
01:16:49Let's go!
01:16:54Hang on!
01:16:56I know a shortcut!
01:17:19Don't worry.
01:17:20I'll handle this.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22Gadget's a game!
01:17:23There's only one way to deal with a pest.
01:17:26A kibble!
01:17:27Run him over!
01:17:28One order of roadkill!
01:17:30I'm gonna ride out!
01:17:39Go, go Gadget!
01:17:40Bubblegum!
01:17:42Bubblegum?
01:17:43Bubblegum?
01:17:45Bubblegum?
01:17:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17:55Mistress!
01:17:55Looks like Gadget just blew his last bubble!
01:17:59He-he-he!
01:18:04I can't look!
01:18:17Here comes the good part.
01:18:34Let's get out of here!
01:18:43Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
01:18:49What do we do now?
01:18:51We do what we always do.
01:18:54We surrender!
01:18:57Claw!
01:18:58Come out with your hand and your claw up!
01:19:09What is that?
01:19:11Oh, I never knew he had one of those.
01:19:13You may have won this round, but I'll get you next time, Gadget!
01:19:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:32Oh, come on.
01:19:33Come on.
01:19:34It's not responding.
01:19:35He must have put in his own security code.
01:19:37Well, then we'll just destroy it.
01:19:39Whoa!
01:19:39Hey, hey!
01:19:40Then everyone will be frozen forever.
01:19:42We just have to think like Claw.
01:19:44What kind of a code would a supervillain put in?
01:19:46I got it.
01:19:48And I just lost it.
01:19:50Hey, wait a minute.
01:19:51I know.
01:19:52Let's try crime always pays.
01:19:58Not always claw.
01:20:04Hmm.
01:20:10Whoa!
01:20:10Yeah!
01:20:11Hit it!
01:20:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:20:26And for heroically foiling Dr. Claw and saving Riverton, I would like to award inspectors Gadget and G2 these distinguished
01:20:35conduct medals for their service to this city.
01:20:43Congratulations, Gadget.
01:20:46And I'd like to announce that we are going to double the Gadget Unit's budget for next year.
01:20:53So that if Claw ever tries to show his face in Riverton again, we'll be ready.
01:21:00I just haven't quite...
01:21:01If I could just possibly...
01:21:03Even just for a second.
01:21:05Hmm.
01:21:09The real secret to our success has always been teamwork.
01:21:15But there's one member of our team who hasn't been acknowledged yet.
01:21:20And so, for providing key support to members of the Gadget team, I would like to award this Junior Inspector
01:21:28Medal to Penny for her meritorious conduct.
01:21:41I couldn't have done it without you, Penny.
01:21:44You are one special kid, and I'm proud to have you as a partner.
01:21:48Thanks, Uncle Gadget.
01:21:59Yes, friend.
01:22:00You're special, too.
01:22:04Hello.
01:22:05Anybody remember the internal combustion member of the team?
01:22:08What am I?
01:22:09Scrap metal?
01:22:09I help, too.
01:22:11Where's my citation?
01:22:12Hey, hey, hey.
01:22:13What are you doing, man?
01:22:14Oh, not that kind of citation.
01:22:17Good night, Gadget.
01:22:19See you Monday.
01:22:20Good night, Baxter.
01:22:21Night, Baxter.
01:22:22Night.
01:22:23Come on, Brain.
01:22:25Inspector.
01:22:27I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my early evaluation of your abilities.
01:22:32Well, that's very big of you, G2.
01:22:35I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic.
01:22:38Don't mention it.
01:22:39Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning.
01:22:41Yes, yes, I get the picture.
01:22:44Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
01:23:11I just love happy endings.
01:23:22It must be loose wire.
01:23:26I'll speak to Baxter about that.
01:23:30Don't bother.
01:23:45Oh.
01:23:46Oh!
01:23:57Catch it!
01:24:17Oh no, never ever gonna stop, I'll try and find if I drop, I'm not gonna quit, get up, get
01:24:26up, get up, stand up, gonna make some noise, sing until they hear my voice, can't keep me down, get
01:24:34up, get up, yeah.
01:24:36Ready, I'm next, here I come, dance, dance, dance, have some fun, six, five, four, three, two, one, get up,
01:24:44get up, get up, up, up, oh, up, up, up, up.
01:24:53Rain falls down on my parade, lemons into lemonade, can't slow me down, no way, no way, no way.
01:25:03Yesterday, yesterday's in the past, dream on tomorrow's coming fast, all you got is now, get up, get up, get
01:25:12up, yeah.
01:25:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:45Hey, you don't let them see you frown.
01:25:49Come on, turn it upside down.
01:25:52Don't ever quit.
01:25:53Get up, get up.
01:25:55When life puts you to the test, there's nothing better
01:26:00than your best.
01:26:01Show them what you got.
01:26:03You got a lot.
01:26:06Show them what you got.
01:26:08Get up, get up, get up, up, up.
01:26:11Oh, oh, oh, up, up, higher, higher, up, up, up, hearts on fire
01:26:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, up, up, up, yeah
01:26:29Round up, see right come, dance, dance, dance, have some fun
01:26:34Six, five, four, three, two, one, get up, get up, get up, up, up
01:26:40Oh, oh, oh, up, up, up, up, up
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