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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Englishsub Episode⚡️❤️🍿
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:36a 4,000-word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42You've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Oh, come on.
00:02:56That's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Sure.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright.
00:03:22Bye.
00:03:22Bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:56just don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I, uh, any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18What?
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I'm, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19Oh.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I just side the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:34I'm not going to go out.
00:08:35I'm not going to go out.
00:08:42I'm not going to go out.
00:08:45Look, the captain of the team, what's that it and how it is.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I've fantasized about since I was twelve years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:01Well, I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:16Kevin's got sick by the chicken version.
00:09:20What is the kisser?
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison, un-menged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, huh?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad's a walking SGD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:38Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Ah, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said, take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56And I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you're going to take your chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only, my only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Ah, faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you all right?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh, my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:15Oh, gosh.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Thank you for grace.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15I don't control what I do.
00:14:16I don't control what I do.
00:14:18I don't control what I do.
00:14:22I don't control what I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:52I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me
00:15:54all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:07But you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go out of night?
00:17:46Come on.
00:17:47Brett, please.
00:17:48This is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules?
00:17:53You enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18Nope!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:27That's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh.
00:18:48Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Please.
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:59Stop fighting me.
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:13Please.
00:19:14Please stop.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole.
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett.
00:19:46This is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37What do you think you're doing?
00:20:39Huh?
00:20:39You're sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister.
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:33Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it.
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:51Allison, stop it.
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:58Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10It says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:27Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing?
00:23:37I'm ruining everything.
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04It takes time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:29your ass.
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:24:59right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:13Babe, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on?
00:25:16We should go on.
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Allie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:21Allie.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:24I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh.
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:42What's your problem?
00:26:54Partner up.
00:26:55Stretching drills.
00:27:00Solo, Allison.
00:27:02Let me help.
00:27:03No hands-on.
00:27:05Mm.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:08It'll be fun.
00:27:09I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Oh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing.
00:27:22So?
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:24She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Excuse me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man.
00:27:37You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:52Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:09Let's go.
00:28:10We don't have all day.
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:18We don't have all day.
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:24Let's go.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're dead.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:52And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:02Wow.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13You know what's neat?
00:30:19I'm okay.
00:30:30What the hell am I doing?
00:30:32Oh, shit!
00:30:33God, I am hot!
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:35You're okay?
00:30:36Oh, God.
00:30:38Jesus.
00:30:40Um, here we go.
00:30:41No, um...
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:46Here.
00:30:47Oh, Jesus.
00:30:48I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it.
00:30:55How do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine.
00:31:01Just...
00:31:01It's okay.
00:31:02Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't know.
00:31:28It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like the hair and
00:31:33makeup thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had...
00:31:37Oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45I'll...
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Um...
00:32:04I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:06Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You wanna fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you.
00:33:33Get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:46I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick of you.
00:33:48I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:57and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:18All right.
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47Sturdy.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you as...
00:35:11As your best friend's sister?
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:15As...
00:35:16More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:24I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:28But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:44Break a leg.
00:35:48Roger.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Oh, yeah.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:04Woo!
00:36:08Shout out loud.
00:36:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah.
00:36:22Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Alison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:42Oh, yeah.
00:36:43Serious is so hot. I mean damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:49Body in that uniform. Wow, you're lucky tonight
00:36:54Stay with me. I don't have to see girls like that. You always come running to guys like me
00:37:00I'm telling you right now. You don't fuck off. The only thing that's gonna be chasing is my fist
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line for the 20 the 10
00:37:25Hey
00:37:43Congrats on the win captain. That was really good. Thank you. You know, it's uh, it's really just another Tuesday
00:37:48for me
00:37:49Okay, shut up
00:38:06Is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:12Yes
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28Come on Allison. Let's give the people what they want. I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:37But I want it
00:38:39Oh
00:38:40Oh
00:38:40You know
00:38:42No
00:38:42No
00:38:47Oh
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:03Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping shot at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:32I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:35But it feels so right.
00:39:38I've never wanted to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:52Oh, shit.
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene.
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:00I'm making a scene.
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:15I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm...
00:40:19No, no, no, no.
00:40:20You cut the crap.
00:40:21You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:23I promise.
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Do not bullshit me!
00:40:26Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:29I'm fucking lying.
00:40:30I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:34I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:36Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:40You do not!
00:40:41I promise.
00:40:41Dude.
00:40:43Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I sound like a mom.
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:58You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:01Just ask him.
00:41:02Hey, Brett.
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:06He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:12Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries.
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:32Brett.
00:41:34What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:41Hi.
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:51It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over.
00:41:56It's finished.
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:03I'm not doing it.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:16Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:21Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:26I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:36Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:50Is he hard?
00:42:56But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:21Allie, Brett, he goes out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I...
00:43:31I'm going to get out.
00:43:33Okay, cool.
00:43:34Allie, hey.
00:43:35Oh, my God, he's coming.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:38Just get under.
00:43:38Get out of what?
00:43:39Brett, I'm going to have to get down.
00:43:45Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:49Run, I'm naked.
00:43:50Hey, get out!
00:43:53You're...
00:43:54You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:03I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:04You got it, so...
00:44:05I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Run.
00:44:36I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:37It's a game.
00:44:38Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:48So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:59They won't be.
00:45:02Okay, thanks.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry.
00:45:12I got water in my nose.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:15Don't drown.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:16Okay?
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:27The only one's going to die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:35I have to ask you something.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:40Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56Got plans, Allie.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I do.
00:46:24I do.
00:46:27Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:30I do.
00:46:34I do.
00:46:39I do.
00:46:42I do.
00:46:43I do.
00:46:48I do.
00:46:51I do.
00:46:52I do.
00:47:06I do.
00:47:11I do.
00:47:15I do.
00:47:19I do.
00:47:22I do.
00:47:23I take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing.
00:47:43No, you're nothing.
00:47:44Especially compared to her.
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second.
00:48:08And then you defend me the next.
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:14Allison.
00:48:15Party at my place.
00:48:17Celebrating the big win.
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:21I'm not interested.
00:48:23She's a grown woman.
00:48:25She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:36Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:43No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is.
00:48:59My guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison.
00:49:02You look sexy.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:11Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:14Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:27There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:33Is his loss my gain?
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:42Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:48No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:53You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:15Damn it.
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:20You're already here.
00:50:31Fine.
00:50:33But I play to win.
00:50:39I can check it out.
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00Excuse me.
00:51:01What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me.
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night.
00:51:05You just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:11No more of these stupid games.
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12I know.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:31Oh my god.
00:51:31Oh shit.
00:51:40Emily!
00:51:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, it's okay.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:49I got you.
00:51:50I got you.
00:51:53Oh my god.
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:57Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:01Hey, hey.
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:04I can't.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:06Breathe.
00:52:07Just try to breathe.
00:52:08All right.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:11I'm going to be okay.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:14Let's get you out.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:15Let's get you out.
00:52:20Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:24Move.
00:52:26Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:28All right, here you go.
00:52:28Put you down.
00:52:28Hurry.
00:52:29You know, you could have died.
00:52:32And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:36close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47I don't know how this works.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry.
00:52:51I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me.
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse.
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse.
00:53:10Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:13Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:25You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:34That's the worst thing.
00:53:35Don't say that.
00:53:36I did.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:37I fell in love with you.
00:53:38I'm in love with you.
00:53:39Stop.
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:41I know that.
00:53:42I know.
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that.
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:05Listen, I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it, man.
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:42Every single time I saw you with him, I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been
00:54:47more to me than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:15I think about you every day, every morning, every night, every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see.
00:55:29It's you that I see.
00:55:30Every time.
00:55:33Hey.
00:55:35What?
00:55:42I want you to take me right here.
00:55:47Right now.
00:56:01So what do we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine.
00:56:18I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you.
00:56:27Ron loves you very much.
00:56:29He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much I love you.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:56:43I think...
00:56:45I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:53I know.
00:56:56But it's just for a little.
00:56:58Until we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:03I don't want to hear what.
00:57:06We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:22Thinking about you.
00:57:32hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:39ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:43oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:57:51i really
00:57:52like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting
00:57:57me on the
00:57:58hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you have
00:58:04ever written is etched into my heart into my soul the trails kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:11gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray
00:58:18when he says it i feel so hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you
00:58:29away ali fuck fuck oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm
00:58:42glad
00:58:43somebody's coming
00:59:03hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think just
00:59:09because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help save
00:59:16it for
00:59:16someone who gives a damn
00:59:21shoot late
00:59:43brett that's elison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:47girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:05see what you're up to
01:00:09hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:17attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:22someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:28forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:34well i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm
01:00:41sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my
01:00:45makeup
01:00:45sounded like you were retching and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection
01:00:51it's every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little
01:00:55weight i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:07your turn scott
01:01:08sure but i
01:01:11rita
01:01:12jackpot
01:01:14well well well
01:01:15look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18i knew it
01:01:20no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:23allison
01:01:24performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:29coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:32right
01:01:33a cheater and a liar
01:01:36coach please listen to me i've never seen those i don't know what they are i'm lying
01:01:42it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:44they're mine
01:01:45yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:49did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:52yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:54he's right they're just vitamins
01:01:56no they aren't uh miss russo how is it
01:01:59that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:03i just
01:02:06they look suspicious
01:02:07well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:11yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:13that's enough
01:02:14all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:22what you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:27i mean i know it yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:33you little bitch you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:37that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:44listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:49you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt
01:02:52that's the point
01:02:54accidents happen all the time in cheerleading so tragic
01:02:56i can't do that coach will kill me
01:02:59fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:03i know everything
01:03:04girls
01:03:05every dirty little secret
01:03:07do exactly as i say or you're gone
01:03:09your call
01:03:10and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:20very sweet
01:03:23what happened back there
01:03:25how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:27i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:30so i swapped it out
01:03:33i knew it i knew she was up to something you know i heard her
01:03:36in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:39yeah she was throwing up
01:03:41it was when we were
01:03:44when we were having
01:03:49own sex
01:03:51so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:54allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:03:58hey do you
01:04:00do you think i'm fat
01:04:02seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:04i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:06i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:07i'm being serious too
01:04:09allison
01:04:10perfect guess who you are
01:04:11yeah
01:04:13i'll always be there
01:04:15to catch you on your phone
01:04:18always
01:04:21all right
01:04:22on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:25rita you're up first
01:04:27then else
01:04:42hey great job you guys
01:04:44you killed it
01:05:08hey i told you to catch you
01:05:10brett
01:05:12you just saved my life
01:05:16i guess that makes me like a bag of two leaders or something huh
01:05:20are you serious scott
01:05:22you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:25are you kidding me
01:05:26they almost dropped me
01:05:28i could have been paralyzed
01:05:29i could have died
01:05:30that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:31rita
01:05:32that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:34leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:40oh brett
01:05:42thank you
01:05:43oh my gosh
01:05:44i really appreciate that catch
01:05:46i almost had a heart attack
01:05:47all right everyone
01:05:48in light of performances and character
01:05:51i am so proud to announce
01:05:54allison scott as the new captain
01:05:57thank you
01:05:59wow
01:06:01congratulations captain scott
01:06:02i'm proud of you
01:06:04wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:09that's game
01:06:09state loses 21 to 35
01:06:14allie
01:06:15look i know
01:06:16it's not what you wanted
01:06:17it's okay
01:06:18because you did good
01:06:19that's all that matters
01:06:20thanks bro
01:06:21i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22i'll be right back
01:06:22ew
01:06:23don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:25yo
01:06:26allison
01:06:27she is
01:06:28looking good baby
01:06:29y'all do private shows
01:06:31you know
01:06:32something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:34you're so gross
01:06:37yo what the hell
01:06:38are you serious
01:06:39what
01:06:39what's going on
01:06:40i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:42yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:43you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45i hate your dreams
01:06:46how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today
01:06:50never happens again
01:06:52you think you're so fucking special
01:06:54why
01:06:55you know everyone knows
01:06:56how you got the captain's position
01:06:58how
01:06:58by sucking your way to the top
01:07:01i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:03considering how much you suck
01:07:04while you play
01:07:06you shameless whore
01:07:08hey
01:07:10i do
01:07:11you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13she's a public bus
01:07:15everybody gets a ride
01:07:18hey
01:07:19hey fuckface
01:07:21you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:28that's enough
01:07:29what's going on here
01:07:31i mean coach we all saw chat was gonna hit her
01:07:34you're gonna hit her
01:07:35no
01:07:36get my office now
01:07:37you
01:07:38with me
01:07:39this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:42we should take you to the er okay
01:07:44alright
01:07:45make sure you're on me
01:07:51it's a really nasty cut bratt
01:07:53you could have broken your hand
01:07:55yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:57never let anybody get up with cheating like that
01:08:00shut up
01:08:07you know i could kinda get used to this
01:08:08having uh
01:08:09nurse allison around
01:08:11take care of me
01:08:12help me out
01:08:14here guys 304
01:08:15i think it's this one
01:08:16let's go see the hero
01:08:18oh shit
01:08:19no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:20they can't see us like this
01:08:22i won't let him
01:08:24let's tell him
01:08:25let's tell him the truth
01:08:26in front of
01:08:27the entire team
01:08:29ron's gonna kill you
01:08:32remind you
01:08:33let's hide
01:08:40bratt
01:08:41bratt you in there
01:08:42yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:44god you have no idea
01:08:47how crazy you drive me
01:08:49you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:08:56doing this
01:08:58you need a hand man
01:08:59no i got everything i need uh
01:09:02right here
01:09:08you gotta be quiet
01:09:12unless you are not
01:09:15bratt stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17hey you know what it uh
01:09:19takes me a very long time
01:09:21assholes
01:09:31i feel what you do
01:09:33feel what you do
01:09:35it's kinda hard to mess
01:09:37yeah
01:09:38yeah
01:09:39100
01:09:41bratt you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:44you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:46hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:00health and physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:03you know you could have just asked
01:10:06you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:24you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:29you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:46brad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:51captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53sick
01:10:54ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:59led by captain allison scott
01:11:03i will end you
01:11:05leave it
01:11:07save your applause everyone
01:11:09you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:11your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it
01:11:15with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17and her dealer
01:11:18look no further than your MVP
01:11:21brett harrison
01:11:26that's that's not true
01:11:28you know what i don't care
01:11:30reed is the one that's been taking drugs okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34just ask them yourself
01:11:36oh really
01:11:37let's ask the squad then
01:11:42brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:45he said he had good stuff
01:11:47but only if we helped allison become captain
01:11:51yeah that's bullshit
01:11:53i have proof
01:11:56i know real doctors
01:11:58i've got pills
01:11:59allie
01:12:00no more being blackmailed
01:12:03let allison take the captain position
01:12:06this is insane okay
01:12:08i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:11oh sweetie
01:12:12it's all coming out now
01:12:13i saw her taking pills
01:12:14for practice
01:12:15we trusted you
01:12:17cheater
01:12:20hey anybody who messes with her messes with me
01:12:23open your eyes brett
01:12:25she's using you
01:12:26for the clout
01:12:27for the status
01:12:28who was she before you slept with her
01:12:31nobody
01:12:31a total bottom feeder
01:12:33you know what you're so full of shit it's unbelievable
01:12:35how'd you get that video huh
01:12:36and what'd you do to it
01:12:37you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
01:12:41listen just please listen to me
01:12:44hey everybody just shut up
01:12:45this is my sister okay
01:12:46she would never do something like this
01:12:49and here come the pretzels
01:12:51all right that's enough
01:12:52that's enough
01:12:54now in light of these significant allegations
01:12:57as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:00i have no choice
01:13:02allison scott
01:13:03you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:07furthermore you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11justice for the real athletes
01:13:14hold on
01:13:14hold it
01:13:15if you would please
01:13:17look to the jumbotron
01:13:19i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:22with the right body
01:13:22no more pills
01:13:24no more purging
01:13:24no more blackmail
01:13:25you'd really help us
01:13:26absolutely
01:13:27listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again
01:13:31so what's the catch
01:13:32we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:35this video
01:13:36this is the real conversation
01:13:38not the edited one
01:13:40that Rita just played
01:13:41not for the drugs
01:13:44these are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:45they're vitamins
01:13:46you can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:49you wanna check these out principal?
01:13:53he's right
01:13:55these are common supplements
01:13:56everybody
01:13:58Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:00to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:02she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:05and she's been shaming them
01:14:06degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:08now every body is different
01:14:09but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:13one reason only
01:14:14because she was a threat
01:14:15she threatened the total control
01:14:17that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:18and it's horrible
01:14:20because Allison
01:14:21she's a beautiful person
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this
01:14:24and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:28that's not true
01:14:29he's lying
01:14:30she's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:33lock her up
01:14:34lock her up
01:14:36lock her up
01:14:37lock her up
01:14:38you fucking bitch
01:14:39you ruined my life
01:14:41you ruined it yourself
01:14:54look at you
01:14:55playing the victim
01:14:56you've been throwing yourself at me
01:14:58for weeks
01:14:59just when I give you a chance
01:15:01you weren't crying to Harrison
01:15:03nothing but a little
01:15:05shut up dude
01:15:05shut up
01:15:06what are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09you're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:15:11right now
01:15:12Mr. Williams
01:15:16apparently we've
01:15:17had a number of allegations
01:15:19of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21from various female students
01:15:22as of now you
01:15:23are officially suspended
01:15:25from all school activities
01:15:26what
01:15:26no
01:15:27my father
01:15:28your father
01:15:29may have his name on the library
01:15:30but I assure you
01:15:31his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:34you can take him away
01:15:35already's over
01:15:36let go
01:15:37no
01:15:37I'll throw you off
01:15:38this isn't over
01:15:41and as for you
01:15:43Miss Scott
01:15:44on behalf
01:15:45of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:52and as of now
01:15:53you can consider yourself
01:15:54officially reinstated as captain
01:15:58you can consider yourself
01:15:59officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03thank you principal
01:16:04all right everyone
01:16:05sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09but
01:16:10we have a game to get back to
01:16:11so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:15let's win
01:16:16let's win
01:16:16let's win
01:16:28let's win
01:16:29thank you to the person
01:16:30he wins it all
01:16:57hey
01:16:59hey
01:17:00Allison!
01:17:03The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:10He's cool, right?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:30I love you too.
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