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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Engsubtitle ⚡️🎥
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42You've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Allie.
00:02:51My eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm gonna go to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, bye, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything to me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh, hit your
00:04:15signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31You made a promise for Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid,
00:04:57perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, huh?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are?
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:00What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:23Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59You missed my message, Cheryl?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39It's already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Ah, yes it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:23I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24You're sure you want me to take your chance?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:44I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me.
00:11:52But she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:11:56I...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL commentation.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:14I'll tell us.
00:12:15It's for grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your prints.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you want to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who cackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties.
00:13:06No frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does dress me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't care.
00:14:12Tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15I don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from them.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:05Come on.
00:15:06Get it up, get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:47Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:57All right.
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:07But you're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:34Lick it up.
00:17:38Claim me.
00:17:39In front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:51You want it to break the rules?
00:17:53You enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:59How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18Nope!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:28That's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:46Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Please!
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:59Stop fighting me!
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03I'm taking the V-cut out of your ass.
00:19:13I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:14Please stop!
00:19:15You're getting this!
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey asshole!
00:19:20No!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I've been listening to any videos of this online.
00:20:07Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:41Going to a place like this?
00:20:43What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:21:00I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:03I told her that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:28No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:33Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend and I know that I'm a pathetic loser and I know
00:21:41that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I?
00:22:07Do you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it.
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:50I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:51Allison, stop that.
00:22:54Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:27Please don't stop.
00:23:36What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:38We're hurting everything.
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04It's time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:29and beat your ass.
00:24:30It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent
00:24:59care right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:14Hey, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on?
00:25:16We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Allie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're first.
00:25:51All right.
00:25:52All right.
00:25:59All right.
00:26:02All right.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:32Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:43What's your problem?
00:26:46Huh?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo Allison?
00:27:02Let me help.
00:27:03No hands-on.
00:27:05Hmm.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine.
00:27:09I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right.
00:27:24Excuse me to keep her, Brett.
00:27:27Excuse me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man.
00:27:37You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:52Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:09Let's go.
00:28:10We don't have all day.
00:28:11You ready, Mookie?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:18We don't have all day.
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:24Let's go.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop, Blair.
00:29:04Switch positions!
00:29:06You're dead.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, bro?
00:29:52You okay.
00:29:52And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13You're not mean.
00:30:31Oh my god, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot, um, oh my god, um, oh my god, no,
00:30:41um,
00:30:42um, can you please get me a paper towel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, here. Thank you. Jesus, I'm so
00:30:49sorry.
00:30:49It's fine. Okay, brain bleach, I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unsee that? How do I
00:30:57stop my
00:30:58heart from kicking its way out of my chest? Okay, it's fine, just, it's okay, just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry. I'm sorry I spilled milk on you. I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing
00:31:09clothes, and it, and neither are you. You're just as dressed as I am, you're wearing shorts
00:31:15and nothing else, and you're not looking where you're going. No, okay, I said I was sorry,
00:31:19all right, listen, I just, why aren't you still here? Why aren't you still here? Why wouldn't
00:31:26I be here? This is my morning routine. I don't, it's 8 30. Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed
00:31:31to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup thing? What? Nobody told me that,
00:31:35had, oh my gosh, she's going to kill me. This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey, you okay? Well, I'll, I'll direct you. Okay, thank you.
00:32:00You got all your stuff? Yeah, um, I have to go. Okay. Thanks. Bye.
00:32:07Bye. Did you just see that? That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison. And she was
00:32:20in the shotgun. Never lets any girl sit there. Enjoy it while it lasts. Nobody takes Brett from
00:32:27me. Hey, sorry, I'm late. I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m. Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late. You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem? My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time. Like I said, nobody.
00:33:05No, hey, stop. Are you crazy? Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop. You want to fight? I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing, huh? Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room. Cool. Get out. Get out of here. All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now. Did you hear me? Get out.
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:48or something.
00:33:49It's going to be okay. We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:56I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right. Hey, listen. Use my jersey. Make you look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:33Oh, shit. Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47So neat.
00:34:50Look at you. You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:58You know, that's true. That's true. I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right. Time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:23Allison, I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:28but it works.
00:35:31You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Hey, uh...
00:35:44Where's the lake?
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah!
00:36:22Oh, yeah!
00:36:32Who is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform.
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that,
00:36:58they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now,
00:37:02you don't fuck off.
00:37:03The only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:04is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:22Touchdown!
00:37:23Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Good job!
00:37:28Good job!
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:33No!
00:37:41Hey!
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:43Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Hey, shut up.
00:37:54You're okay.
00:37:55Kiss!
00:38:05Oh my God.
00:38:06Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:09In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:11yes yes yes yes yes
00:38:20now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standout
00:38:24i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:32i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:38oh but i want it
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening
00:39:02Kiss Kim, me and Brett
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out
00:39:19Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:22No problem
00:39:30This is insane
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:35But it feels so right
00:39:38I've never wanted to end
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:54Kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:00I'm making a scene
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:09You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:12You're unbelievable
00:40:15I hate you
00:40:18Dude, I'm
00:40:19No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:20You tell me right now
00:40:22What's happening between you two
00:40:23I promise
00:40:24Do not bullshit me
00:40:25Do not bullshit me
00:40:26Absolutely nothing
00:40:26I'm serious
00:40:27Nothing
00:40:29I'm fucking lying
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:31Okay
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:34I know that
00:40:34So you stay in your lane
00:40:36Because she is my sister
00:40:37And I'm warning you
00:40:39You do not cross me
00:40:40You do not
00:40:41I promise
00:40:41Dude
00:40:43Fuck
00:40:46Hey, we need to talk
00:40:50No
00:40:50I sound like a mom
00:40:53This is ridiculous
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room
00:40:58You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there
00:41:00Just ask him
00:41:02Hey, Brett
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back
00:41:05He can't deny it this time
00:41:07It's recorded
00:41:08And live stream
00:41:10Okay
00:41:11Do
00:41:12Or die
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:26I think this hot tub
00:41:27Is big enough for both of us
00:41:29She has no idea
00:41:30What she's doing to me
00:41:32Brett
00:41:34What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:37I know you didn't hate it
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:41Hi
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:46Oh, you know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:48Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:51It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:53And we did it
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over
00:41:56It's finished
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:03I'm not doing it
00:42:03No, no, no
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I don't know if you're doing it
00:42:14I'm not doing anything
00:42:16Yes, you are
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was
00:42:19I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:21Because that's all this is
00:42:22Yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier
00:42:24I should have kissed Chad
00:42:26I had two options
00:42:27You and him
00:42:28And I picked wrong
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:36Chad's a predator
00:42:37And a loser
00:42:38And you do deserve somebody
00:42:39A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:43I can't
00:42:48Oh
00:42:49Is he
00:42:51Hard?
00:42:56But at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:06Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:07You know
00:43:09Biology
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not
00:43:15I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:20Ellie
00:43:21Brett
00:43:22You guys out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out
00:43:25I can't get out
00:43:26If I get out
00:43:27He's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:28And he's gonna kill me
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah
00:43:29He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:31So I
00:43:31I'm gonna get out
00:43:32Okay, cool
00:43:34Allie, hey
00:43:35Oh my God, he's telling you
00:43:36Allie, hey
00:43:37Just get under
00:43:38Get out of what?
00:43:39Brett
00:43:39You have to get down
00:43:45Allie
00:43:45Hi
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:49Run, I'm naked
00:43:50Get out
00:43:53You're
00:43:54You're not, though
00:43:56Okay, well
00:43:58I also have a vibe
00:43:59And you're ruining it, so
00:44:00I'm sorry
00:44:01I just
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday
00:44:04You got it
00:44:04So
00:44:05I also wanted to say that
00:44:08I think you did a great job today
00:44:11I mean it
00:44:12You kicked ass
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:15An asshole about it
00:44:17Thanks
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:34Ron
00:44:36I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:37It's a game
00:44:38Everyone does it
00:44:40A game?
00:44:41I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:42I don't know, a dream
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair
00:44:51Chad sucks
00:44:52Yeah
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay
00:44:55He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird
00:44:59They won't be
00:45:02Okay, thanks
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry
00:45:12I got water in my nose
00:45:14Okay
00:45:15I'm okay
00:45:15Don't drown
00:45:15Okay
00:45:16Okay
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:19Bye
00:45:27Doc, he didn't leave him, he's gonna die
00:45:30Good talk
00:45:31Wait
00:45:35I have to ask you something
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out
00:45:38On a date
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed
00:45:42There's this
00:45:44Like stupid event
00:45:45Thing tomorrow
00:45:46I was just
00:45:48Wondering if you would want to go with me
00:45:57Got plans, Allie
00:46:01Okay
00:46:01Yeah, whatever
00:46:02I just
00:46:17Brett?
00:46:21I guess we have the same plans
00:46:27Except his
00:46:28Except his are with Rita
00:46:28Not me
00:46:39Look
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:42We're just finally getting back
00:46:43Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:51I came by myself
00:46:52Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:55With my family's donation
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:58Nothing major
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:07Huh
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10Fifteen dollars
00:47:11I made it myself
00:47:14Fifteen dollars?
00:47:15For some plastic and twine
00:47:16You don't have to buy it
00:47:17It's ambitious
00:47:20You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22I'm gonna take
00:47:24Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29You want to say five hundred dollars apiece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:35You actually want this garbage
00:47:36You know, I value the artist
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:39So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing
00:47:43No, you're nothing
00:47:44Especially compared to her
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday
00:48:04And then today you come
00:48:05And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second
00:48:08And then you defend me the next
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to
00:48:13No
00:48:14Allison
00:48:15Party in my place
00:48:17Celebrating the big win
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know
00:48:21You're not interested
00:48:23She's a grown woman
00:48:25She can speak for herself
00:48:28So
00:48:28What do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:36Who does he think he is
00:48:37Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:42No, yeah
00:48:44Sounds fun
00:48:48I'll be there
00:48:58There she is
00:48:59My guest of honor
00:49:01Damn, Allison
00:49:03You look sexy
00:49:03Oh
00:49:05Thanks
00:49:09It's a cool party
00:49:10Yeah, you know
00:49:11I threw this whole thing
00:49:12Just for you
00:49:14Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single
00:49:18I'm single
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:30Of my brother
00:49:31So
00:49:33Is his loss
00:49:34My gain
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:42Let's fix that
00:49:47Yeah
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end
00:49:57Until one of us
00:49:59chickens out
00:50:15Damn it
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:19Come on, Allison
00:50:19You're already here
00:50:31Fine
00:50:33But I play to win
00:50:39I can check it out
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over
00:50:59Let's go
00:51:00Excuse me
00:51:01What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night
00:51:04Just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:08Don't care
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on
00:51:10Okay
00:51:10No more of these stupid games
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit
00:51:12I know
00:51:13Let's go
00:51:14I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me
00:51:30Oh my god
00:51:31Oh shit
00:51:46Oh my god
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:59Look at me
00:51:59Look at me
00:52:00Look at me
00:52:01Look at me
00:52:01Hey
00:52:01Hey
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't
00:52:04I can't feel it
00:52:05I can't feel it
00:52:06I can't feel it
00:52:07Just try to breathe
00:52:07All right
00:52:08Hey
00:52:11I'm gonna be okay
00:52:13All right
00:52:14Let's get you
00:52:15Hey
00:52:15Let's get you
00:52:18Okay
00:52:20Okay
00:52:22Get out of my way
00:52:23Move
00:52:26Just put me down Brett
00:52:28All right
00:52:28Here you go
00:52:28Put you down
00:52:29You know you could have died
00:52:32And Chad
00:52:32I mean my god
00:52:34You have no business being around that guy
00:52:35Let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:37Huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:38Would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger
00:52:40Right?
00:52:40That's not fair
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry
00:52:51I'm figuring it out
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:52:57Okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse
00:53:04I jumped in the pool
00:53:05I saved your life
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse
00:53:10Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:12Yeah
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:21Yeah, I know
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25You know
00:53:27I don't understand
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you
00:53:34That's the worst thing
00:53:35Don't say
00:53:36I did
00:53:37No, no
00:53:37I fell in love with you
00:53:38I'm in love with you
00:53:39Stop, stop
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:41I know that
00:53:42I know
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44And saving me
00:53:45Like a hero
00:53:46And then pushing me away
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:53Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop this
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:14Fuck it
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40Listen, you had no idea
00:54:42Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:46That you've always been more to me
00:54:48Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:05I think I met you every day
00:55:18Every morning
00:55:20Every night
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:26It's you that I see
00:55:29Every time
00:55:33Hey
00:55:41I want you to take me
00:55:44Right here
00:55:47Right now
00:56:01So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine
00:56:18I think I already am
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:29He's very protectable to brother
00:56:31But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35How much I love you
00:56:42I don't know
00:56:43I think
00:56:45I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:48Just for now
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53I know
00:56:56But it's just
00:56:57For a little
00:56:59Until we find the right moment
00:57:03I don't want to be your way
00:57:06I'll be secret, Lars
00:57:24Thinking about you
00:57:33Hi, Captain
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:41And just sprinting to you
00:57:43Aww
00:57:44Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:48Don't
00:57:49My legs are killing me
00:57:50And I really like your car
00:57:53Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:55He grabbed me by the waist
00:57:56Hoisting me up
00:57:57Putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:58Brett, stop
00:58:00Don't
00:58:01Read my smut
00:58:02I'm telling you
00:58:03Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:05Is etched into my heart
00:58:06Into my soul
00:58:08Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:10To my breasts
00:58:11Gently sucking
00:58:12And biting
00:58:13Holy shit
00:58:15That is literal trash
00:58:16But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:18When he says it?
00:58:21I feel so hot right now
00:58:25Palm's my center
00:58:27Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28Take away, Allie
00:58:30Fuck
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:40I have to go fake my own death
00:58:41Bye
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:03Hey
00:59:04Are you okay?
00:59:05You sounded sick
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business
00:59:07Virgin Mary
00:59:08You think just because Brett
00:59:09Took a chance on you
00:59:10Once you're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help
00:59:15Save it for someone
00:59:16Who gives a damn
00:59:20Shoot
00:59:21Late
00:59:41Brett
00:59:44That's Allison's
00:59:44Uh
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:47I never would have touched it
01:00:05See what you're up to
01:00:09Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10You found my bag
01:00:11I was looking for that
01:00:12Thank you
01:00:13No problem
01:00:17Attention
01:00:18All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention
01:00:22That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:24Is using illegal drugs
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:27Whoever's responsible
01:00:28To come forward now
01:00:29Otherwise
01:00:30Will be forced
01:00:31To contact the campus police
01:00:33For a thorough search
01:00:34Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:37Who would do anything
01:00:38To stop being the fat friend
01:00:40Right?
01:00:41I'm sorry
01:00:41But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:43Like ten minutes ago
01:00:44Excuse me
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a
01:00:49Look at this
01:00:49This is perfection
01:00:51It's every girl's dream
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts
01:00:53And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:56I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:57Zero athletic ability
01:00:59And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:07Your turn Scott
01:01:09Sure
01:01:09But I
01:01:11Rita
01:01:13Jackpot
01:01:14Well well well
01:01:16Look who needs drugs
01:01:17To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:20No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick
01:01:22Without cheating
01:01:23Allison
01:01:25Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:28Of the squad
01:01:29Coach
01:01:29I promise you
01:01:30I've never seen those before
01:01:31Okay
01:01:31Those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:34A cheater
01:01:35And a liar
01:01:36Coach
01:01:37Please listen to me
01:01:38I've never seen those
01:01:39I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:42It's the only way
01:01:43A cow like her
01:01:43Could ever compete with us
01:01:45They're mine
01:01:45Yeah those are actually
01:01:46My vitamins
01:01:49Did you forget
01:01:50I asked you to hold on
01:01:50To my vitamins this morning
01:01:52Yeah sorry
01:01:53I should have
01:01:53Labeled them or something
01:01:55He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:57Miss Russo
01:01:59How is it
01:01:59That you come to possess
01:02:01Such extensive knowledge
01:02:02Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:06They look suspicious
01:02:07Well we were just
01:02:09Worried about the integrity
01:02:10Of the team
01:02:11Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:13That's enough
01:02:14All I see here
01:02:16Are three bullies
01:02:17Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita
01:02:19You are stripped
01:02:20Of captaincy
01:02:21Effective immediately
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks
01:02:26Nobody else knows
01:02:27The whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:30Every formation
01:02:30I could step up
01:02:31And do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:35Walk in here
01:02:36And steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough Rita
01:02:38My decision is final
01:02:44Listen up
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn
01:02:46For the basket toss
01:02:47You're gonna have
01:02:47A little timing issue
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt
01:02:52That's the point
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time
01:02:55And cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:58Coach will kill me
01:02:59Fine
01:03:00And say goodbye
01:03:00To those little supplements
01:03:01That keep you fitting
01:03:02In your uniforms
01:03:03I know everything
01:03:04Girls
01:03:05Every dirty little secret
01:03:07Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:09Your call
01:03:10And make sure
01:03:11She falls hard enough
01:03:12She never gets back up
01:03:20Very sweet
01:03:23What happened
01:03:24Back there
01:03:25How did you know
01:03:25That Rita put those
01:03:26Vitamins in my purse
01:03:27I saw Rita putting
01:03:29Something in your bag
01:03:30So I
01:03:32Swapped it out
01:03:33I knew it
01:03:34I knew she was up
01:03:35To something
01:03:35You know I heard her
01:03:36In the bathroom
01:03:37Like ten minutes before
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:39She was throwing up
01:03:41It was when we were
01:03:44When we were
01:03:45Having
01:03:49Lone
01:03:49Sex
01:03:51So she's the one
01:03:52Who interrupted
01:03:53My grand finale
01:03:54Allison do you have
01:03:55Any idea
01:03:55How hard it was
01:03:56To stop
01:03:58Hey do you
01:04:01Do you think
01:04:01I'm fat
01:04:02Seriously
01:04:03Go put that garbage
01:04:03In your head
01:04:04I don't want you
01:04:05To say anything
01:04:05Like that again
01:04:06I mean I'm being
01:04:07Serious though
01:04:07I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:10Perfect
01:04:10Kiss me
01:04:11You are
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:13I'll always be there
01:04:16To catch you
01:04:16When you fall
01:04:18Always
01:04:21All right
01:04:22On the count
01:04:23You both perform
01:04:24An elevated prep
01:04:25Rita you're up first
01:04:27Then Allison
01:04:32Okay
01:04:40Allison
01:04:41Hey
01:04:42Great job you guys
01:05:08I told you to catch you
01:05:11Brett
01:05:12You just saved my life
01:05:17I guess that makes me
01:05:18Like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:19Or something
01:05:19Are you serious
01:05:22Scott
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt
01:05:23So you could dry hump
01:05:24The football captain
01:05:25Are you kidding me
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed
01:05:29I could have died
01:05:30That would have been
01:05:30The best news of my life
01:05:32Rita
01:05:32That is a disgusting
01:05:34Thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:36And think very carefully
01:05:37About your future
01:05:38On this team
01:05:40Oh
01:05:41Brett
01:05:42Thank you
01:05:43Oh my gosh
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack
01:05:47All right everyone
01:05:48In light of
01:05:49Performances
01:05:50And character
01:05:51I am so proud
01:05:53To announce
01:05:54Allison Scott
01:05:55As the new captain
01:05:57Thank you
01:05:59Wow
01:06:01Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:03I'm proud of you
01:06:04Wanna show me
01:06:05Just how proud you are
01:06:09That's game
01:06:09State loses
01:06:1021 to 35
01:06:14Allie
01:06:15Look I know
01:06:16It's not what you wanted
01:06:17It's okay
01:06:18Because you did good
01:06:19That's all that matters
01:06:20Thanks bro
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22I'll be right back
01:06:22Ew
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again
01:06:25Weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:26Allison
01:06:27She is
01:06:28Looking good baby
01:06:29Y'all do private shows
01:06:31You know
01:06:32Something with a little extra
01:06:33Bump and grind
01:06:34You're so gross
01:06:37Yo what the hell
01:06:38Are you serious
01:06:39What
01:06:40What's going on
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:42Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45I hate your dreams
01:06:47How about you spend more time
01:06:48Training on the field
01:06:49So that what happens today
01:06:50Never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special
01:06:54Why
01:06:55You know everyone knows
01:06:57How you got the captain's position
01:06:58How
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top
01:07:01You know must be how you got out there
01:07:03Considering how much you suck
01:07:05While you play
01:07:06You shameless whore
01:07:07Hey
01:07:09I'm more than one
01:07:10I do
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13She's a public bus
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride
01:07:18Hey
01:07:19Hey
01:07:20Hey fuckface
01:07:22You keep my sister
01:07:23Stayed out of your fucking mouth
01:07:24Hey
01:07:28Hey
01:07:28Hey
01:07:28Hey
01:07:29Hey
01:07:29That's enough
01:07:30What's going on here
01:07:31I mean coach
01:07:32We all saw it
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35No
01:07:36Get my office now
01:07:37You
01:07:38With me
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut
01:07:41Okay let's
01:07:42We should take you to the ER
01:07:43Okay
01:07:44Alright
01:07:45You sure you're on it?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut
01:07:53Brett
01:07:53You could have broken your hand
01:07:55Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:57Never let anybody get away
01:07:58With cheating like that
01:08:00Sit up
01:08:06You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:08Having uh
01:08:09Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:12Help me out
01:08:14Here you go guys
01:08:15304
01:08:15I think it says one
01:08:16Let's go see the hero
01:08:18Oh shit
01:08:19No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:22I won't let him
01:08:24Let's tell him
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth
01:08:26In front of
01:08:27The entirety
01:08:30Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:32What do you want to do?
01:08:33Let's hide
01:08:34Yeah
01:08:34Alright
01:08:40Brett
01:08:41Brett you in there?
01:08:42Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:43Washing up man
01:08:45God you have no idea
01:08:47How crazy you drive me
01:08:49You know every single time I see you
01:08:51All I can think about is uh
01:08:56Doing this
01:08:58Do you need a hand man?
01:08:59No I got everything I need
01:09:00Uh
01:09:02Right here
01:09:08You gotta be quiet
01:09:12Let's see what happens
01:09:15Brett stop jerking off
01:09:16And get your ass out here man
01:09:17Hey you know what
01:09:18It uh
01:09:19Takes me a very long time
01:09:21Assholes
01:09:31I feel what you do
01:09:32I feel what you do
01:09:35It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39I was wrong
01:09:41Brett you gotta
01:09:42You gotta speed this up
01:09:43Man we got your food
01:09:44It's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:46I can help you
01:09:46Hey why don't you guys
01:09:47Just beat it alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50Alright let's just
01:09:51Give him some space
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:53Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know I took a pretty
01:09:56Big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some
01:09:59Uh
01:10:01Allison physical therapy time
01:10:02If you know what I mean
01:10:03You know you could have just asked
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight
01:10:07To get lucky
01:10:25Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:27No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:36I'm so bad for you
01:10:38I'm so bad for you
01:10:46Brad goes pro out to this guarantee
01:10:49I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53Sick
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:56Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:03I will end you
01:11:05Leave it
01:11:08Save your applause everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:14She bought it
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17And her dealer
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP
01:11:21Brett Harrison
01:11:27That's not true
01:11:28You know what
01:11:29I don't care
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:32Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:36Oh really
01:11:38Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:45He said he had good stuff
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:51You know that's bullshit
01:11:52I have proof
01:11:56I know real doctors
01:11:58I've got pills
01:11:59Allie
01:12:01No more being blackmailed
01:12:03Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane okay
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:11Oh sweetie
01:12:12It's all coming out now
01:12:13I saw her taking pills
01:12:14Poor practice
01:12:15We trusted you
01:12:17Cheater
01:12:20Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:22Messes with me
01:12:23Open your eyes Brett
01:12:25She's using you
01:12:26For the clout
01:12:27For the status
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:31Nobody
01:12:31A total bottom feeder
01:12:33Rita you know what
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:34It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video huh
01:12:37And what'd you do to it
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:38If you have nothing to hide
01:12:41Listen just
01:12:42Please listen to me
01:12:44Hey everybody
01:12:45Just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister okay
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:49And here come the pretzels
01:12:52Alright that's enough
01:12:53That's enough
01:12:54Now in light of these
01:12:56Significant allegations
01:12:57As well as the evidence
01:12:59That has been presented
01:13:00I have no choice
01:13:02Allison Scott
01:13:03You are hereby removed
01:13:04From your position as captain
01:13:06Of the cheerleader
01:13:06Furthermore you are placed
01:13:08On academic suspension
01:13:09Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes
01:13:13Hold on
01:13:15Hold it
01:13:15If you would please
01:13:17Look to the jumbotron
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:21Get healthy
01:13:22With the right way
01:13:23More pills
01:13:24No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us
01:13:27Absolutely
01:13:27Listen you guys
01:13:28Are never gonna have to take
01:13:29Any of Rita's
01:13:30Sanctuary spells ever again
01:13:31So what's the catch
01:13:32We're gonna make Rita
01:13:33Take some of her own medicine
01:13:35This video
01:13:36This is the real conversation
01:13:38Not the edited one
01:13:40That Rita just played
01:13:42Not for the drugs
01:13:44These are the drugs
01:13:45That I gave the girls
01:13:45They're vitamins
01:13:46You can get these
01:13:47At any pharmacy
01:13:48In the world
01:13:49You wanna check these out
01:13:50Principal
01:13:54He's right
01:13:55These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:58Rita is the one
01:13:59Who has been forcing
01:13:59Her teammates
01:14:00To take dangerous
01:14:01Weight loss supplements
01:14:03She's been threatening them
01:14:04If they wouldn't comply
01:14:05And she's been shaming them
01:14:06Degrading them
01:14:07For the bodies that they have
01:14:08Now every body is different
01:14:09But all bodies
01:14:10Are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:13For one reason
01:14:13One reason only
01:14:14Because she was a threat
01:14:15She threatened the total control
01:14:17That Rita had
01:14:18Over the entire squad
01:14:19And it's horrible
01:14:20Because Allison
01:14:21She's a beautiful person
01:14:22And she would never
01:14:23Do anything like this
01:14:25And she deserves
01:14:25To be the cheer captain
01:14:29That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:31She's the one
01:14:32Who's drugging the team
01:14:33Lock her up
01:14:34Lock her up
01:14:36Lock her up
01:14:37Lock her up
01:14:38You fucking bitch
01:14:39You ruined my life
01:14:41You ruined it yourself
01:14:53Look at you
01:14:55Playing the victim
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself
01:14:58At me
01:14:58For weeks
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You run crying to Harrison
01:15:03Nothing
01:15:04But a little
01:15:05Shut up dude
01:15:06Shut up
01:15:07What are you gonna do about it Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly
01:15:10What you deserve
01:15:11Right now
01:15:12Mr. Williams
01:15:16Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:19Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21From various female students
01:15:22As of now you are officially suspended
01:15:25From all school activities
01:15:26What?
01:15:27No
01:15:27My father
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:31But I assure you
01:15:32His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:34You can take him away
01:15:35Party's over
01:15:36Let go
01:15:37No
01:15:37I'll throw you off
01:15:38This isn't over
01:15:42And as for you
01:15:43Miss Scott
01:15:44On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:52And as of now
01:15:53You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:02Thank you principal
01:16:04Alright everyone
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09But
01:16:10We have a game to get back to
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:15Let's win
01:16:29Touchdown
01:16:29State University wins it all
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01:16:57kiss
01:16:59Hey, Allison!
01:17:03The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:29I love you too, quarterback.
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