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The Romantic Thesis of Us [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:55It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:05:17It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:05:19There's something in your life
00:05:25Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife, I want to meet her
00:05:34You got it?
00:05:47You said ten seconds, I counted six
00:05:50I mean, that was insane, you had the whole room holding their breath, even Leo
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory, create controlled chaos
00:05:59And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A, dopamine activation
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged the invitation
00:06:17And put on that performance, and calls it research
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:24I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:26Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:06:32Place of birth to Oregon?
00:06:34She's just like her
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set
00:06:40It's today
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Seriously?
00:06:49That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:50You're gonna see him?
00:06:52Nope
00:06:52Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do
00:07:18There, mom
00:07:19Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:24I hope you're happy
00:07:26My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:30I haven't even met the man
00:07:32I need to get a divorce
00:07:34Asap
00:07:40Lily?
00:07:41Oh my gosh
00:07:42Long time no see
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:50And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:52Hold on
00:07:53Why me?
00:07:54Because you know me better than anyone
00:07:58And you have a ton of experience handling jerks
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:04No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:08:05Say no more
00:08:13When are we gonna do that?
00:08:15Well
00:08:16Oh my god
00:08:34Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:39Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:42Yes, please
00:08:44Sit
00:08:52I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:08:56I'll make it up to you
00:08:57This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:00But I'll put you through college
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:06Actually, I
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:22Let me think about it
00:09:24Let me know when you've thought it over
00:09:31Oh, it's okay
00:09:33I've got this
00:09:38See you later
00:09:39See you later
00:09:57Oh my god, girl
00:09:58Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened
00:10:01Your husband
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly
00:10:03And dirt poor tooth
00:10:04I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:06You dodged a bullet, girl
00:10:08Wait, Lily
00:10:08I'm so sorry
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:12Well, no problem
00:10:13Because I just kicked him right in the family's nose
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25Please, it's the least I can do
00:10:30Rejected
00:10:31The psychology of love paper
00:10:33Is not based on any hard data
00:10:36Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man
00:10:40Bag the perfect man
00:10:41And then get back to me
00:10:42Good luck with that one
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduation's in three months
00:11:01Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:04I mean, you need a guinea pig and a fast
00:11:12Leo Bryan
00:11:13He's a visiting professor here
00:11:16Wow
00:11:18Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:22Welcome to your best
00:11:28Mr. Bryan
00:11:29You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:40Back to her with Mia
00:11:41It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:46No
00:11:47Men are visual creatures
00:11:49We need to catch his eye first
00:11:55Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project
00:11:59On companionship AI
00:12:01This is mortifying
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:23We are the obvious choice
00:12:25Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:29As you may know
00:12:30Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:32Stop
00:12:32Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:34Go
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy
00:12:44You
00:12:46Go
00:12:47Me
00:12:49Why
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:52Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of Love
00:13:05You're right
00:13:11That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:18The one and only
00:13:19Says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:21Sister city
00:13:23To be exact
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely
00:13:29Positively
00:13:30100% no
00:13:32Holy shit
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:38Oh
00:13:39Oh he is so in love with me
00:13:43Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:45And she's from the same city
00:13:52You got the job
00:13:54Everyone else can go
00:13:56Sorry
00:13:57Thank you
00:13:58Professor Bryan
00:14:01Just keep things professional
00:14:04Or you're done
00:14:06Just do your job
00:14:10Step number three
00:14:12And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:22Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:26I wanna hold you
00:14:30Under the red moon
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:40Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:45Anson
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:50Understood
00:14:54Understood
00:14:55Listen up Lily
00:14:57Rent's on me this month
00:14:59What?
00:15:01You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Bryan
00:15:06And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:09Um
00:15:11Leo Bryan
00:15:12Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can he pay?
00:15:14Yeah
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:19Girl
00:15:20Listen to me
00:15:21I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:24And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:27Please
00:15:27Stay away from him
00:15:49I have nowhere to go.
00:15:51You said you would take care of me.
00:15:58Hey, because we're married, right?
00:16:05Because we're married, right?
00:16:09So, where are we sleeping today?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:17You can have the upstairs.
00:16:27This is all going to be mine one day.
00:16:30Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:16:37Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:40No?
00:16:41You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:46You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:48Guy's over.
00:16:49Not my roommate anymore.
00:16:50Or she just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:16:54They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:16:57Like Professor Brian.
00:16:59Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:05Bullshit!
00:17:06I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:13I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:17:19You're right.
00:17:20I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:24He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:41Well, what a coincidence.
00:17:44That isn't my favorite professor.
00:17:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:18:04A fancy date!
00:18:05It's happening!
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it.
00:18:08Leo really asked you out.
00:18:10Finally.
00:18:11It's my turn.
00:18:16Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:27You're such a good friend.
00:18:29But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:18:34Go, girl!
00:18:37Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:43Leo is mine.
00:18:47Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:18:50A.B.S.
00:18:52Always be smiling!
00:19:07This is a very important meeting.
00:19:08I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:12Later.
00:19:13Leo!
00:19:16What the fuck?
00:19:22Come on, hurry up.
00:19:24His notes must have been in the invite.
00:19:26Where did it go?
00:19:27Mia, come on.
00:19:29Get your head in the gate.
00:19:41Good job, Brian.
00:19:42Good to see you.
00:19:43Long time no see.
00:19:44How have you been?
00:19:45Good.
00:19:46Should we have a toast?
00:19:47We could.
00:19:48Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:54Mia, samples.
00:20:05You must be starving.
00:20:13Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store.
00:20:17I'll be at the spot.
00:20:19Come on.
00:20:20Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:20:24So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:28Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:30Everyone needs a little bit of business. It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:35Yeah, she's a great girl. One second.
00:20:40We should eat.
00:20:41Let's taco bear, shall we?
00:20:46Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:48I thought this was a date.
00:20:51A date? Really?
00:20:54You're into your presser?
00:21:02I...
00:21:03Don't misunderstand this. You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:21:08Of course.
00:21:11It's professional.
00:21:15Jetty's ready!
00:21:16Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Bryan.
00:21:20Great. Lead the way.
00:21:26I just can't get a break, can I?
00:21:31Kate, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good. I'm an idiot. I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:38Fuck this!
00:21:42Ugh!
00:21:45This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:21:54Thinking how loud I'm thinking
00:21:57I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:03Well, I'll make it out
00:22:05Well, I'll make it out
00:22:07Well, I'll make it out
00:22:10Leo?
00:22:11You came?
00:22:16Run and don't make a sound
00:22:18I don't wanna be found
00:22:20Sweet man, don't hold me down
00:22:22Oh, I'll make it out
00:22:23I couldn't leave you here alone
00:22:30You are my assistant, after all
00:22:33That is very nice of you
00:22:37I'm sorry about it earlier
00:22:39I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:40But you did well
00:22:44You shouldn't push yourself
00:22:45Here, take this
00:22:46Breathe and just let it out
00:22:50Make it up when you're done
00:22:55I'm falling
00:23:02I'm gonna get you all wet
00:23:04Don't worry about me
00:23:06I got this
00:23:14I need to trip Leo forever
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:25It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:28You want something to dream?
00:23:29I'm good
00:23:32What's wrong?
00:23:34I got it
00:23:36Just an example
00:23:39That's how I let go
00:23:41Of you
00:23:43Damn it
00:23:49Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:53There's a lesson from your professor
00:23:57Every conclusion
00:24:00Needs evidence
00:24:02To back it up
00:24:08Would you like to find out?
00:24:11You
00:24:19He is so sexy
00:24:25I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:32How many girls have just melted looking at those eyes?
00:24:38But I'm a professor
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:47I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:50And he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:52So why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:06Thank you, Harvey
00:25:07Mia is...
00:25:09Married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey
00:25:20Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually my parents are dead
00:25:28I'm sorry
00:25:31I'll take you home
00:25:33You really don't have to do that
00:25:41Thanks for the ride!
00:25:43Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you
00:25:45It's kind of a thing, sorry
00:25:48It's okay, we were just...
00:25:50I was scared shitless
00:25:51Okay?
00:25:52I'm glad you're alright
00:25:56Hey!
00:25:57Miss Rose got home safe
00:25:59So...
00:26:00I'm off to the bar
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there
00:26:04Though he was like, pushing her around
00:26:05What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:11But...
00:26:12They went inside...
00:26:13Together
00:26:15Now...
00:26:15She is obviously after you
00:26:18So...
00:26:18Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise
00:26:22And...
00:26:23As a professor, I should keep an eye on her
00:26:26Hmm...
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together
00:26:50We haven't spent any time together
00:26:50Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:58So don't get any ideas
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:11Won't let real man take you away from me
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home?
00:27:26He's totally in love with you
00:27:27Advance congratulations on graduating early
00:27:32It's him!
00:27:37Stay the fuck away from me
00:27:40We are never going to happen?
00:27:44Uh...
00:27:45He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:48You know how men are
00:27:49They treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:53It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:56I shook my hand too soon
00:27:57Don't give up that easy
00:27:59We still have plan B
00:28:01The cold shovel there
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:10Take this
00:28:11It was developed by my department
00:28:12It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:28:16And brain waves
00:28:17Emma, you are a genius
00:28:21Lee O'Brien
00:28:22You ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:24At the end of the day
00:28:35I'm not a cramp
00:28:36I'm not a cramp
00:28:37I'm not a cramp
00:28:38I'm not a cramp
00:28:38Thank you
00:28:39Gahhh
00:28:46Drums
00:28:47Drums
00:28:48Drums
00:28:49Drums
00:28:49Drums
00:28:49Drums
00:28:49Drums
00:28:50Drums
00:28:52Drums
00:28:53Drums
00:28:54Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:29:16Oh, yeah. Nice work.
00:29:18He's definitely jealous.
00:29:35How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:38No.
00:29:43How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:45It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:49I found something on her husband.
00:29:58Seems like she's secretly married. None of her classmates know. We need a P.I.
00:30:07She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her.
00:30:11I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:15She lives in a shady part of town. Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:26Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:30Why?
00:30:31Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:36With who?
00:30:37Now, that is really none of your business.
00:30:40You can't. I need you this afternoon.
00:30:44Miss Assistant?
00:30:53And it's totally working.
00:30:55Please take in your shelter.
00:30:58Careful.
00:31:01Who are you talking to?
00:31:02It's private.
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:07Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:10Which one do you like?
00:31:18Try it on.
00:31:21It's for a birthday present.
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:27Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:27June, under the red moon
00:31:33Only a blanket of stars
00:31:37To keep us warm
00:31:39Same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:31:45Way too many coincidences.
00:31:46And I'm starting to think that we are never...
00:31:51These are gorgeous.
00:31:56Are they really for me?
00:31:59I...
00:31:59Actually, they're...
00:32:02A gift for someone else.
00:32:05If I didn't know better,
00:32:07I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:10Sorry.
00:32:13My mistake.
00:32:15Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:18Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35Hold on.
00:32:42You look beautiful in them.
00:32:43No, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:46If you don't look good,
00:32:47it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:51Here.
00:32:53Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:03Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:11Who are you going out with?
00:33:15Who are you going out with?
00:33:17I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:19Don't worry about me.
00:33:23She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:26Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:33:29You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:31It's dangerous.
00:33:33What?
00:33:33Do you like me or something?
00:33:37Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:40You're not going out tonight.
00:33:42You're going back to the lab
00:33:45to run some tests
00:33:47that I need to be a tapey.
00:34:08What is this?
00:34:12What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test.
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:22It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:27Explain it like I'm fine.
00:34:30Take us, for example.
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:35It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:39It does.
00:34:47Your heart is racing.
00:34:49It must be broken.
00:34:53Good night.
00:34:56Happy birthday.
00:34:59It's a hard day.
00:35:01Make a wish.
00:35:03I haven't begun to think about that.
00:35:07I have an idea.
00:35:28You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:36Mia.
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:35:41It's beautiful.
00:35:43I'll bump the stars.
00:36:10You know, I haven't really gotten a chance to
00:36:14look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:17So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:21It's my pleasure.
00:36:30Professor, I'm a gentleman.
00:36:35You're drunk.
00:36:38Step number five, and Mia's going to lead to romance.
00:36:42Let's take risks.
00:36:45Mia's going to romance.
00:36:47I'm going to talk about that.
00:37:06Why are you naked?
00:37:10What happened last night?
00:37:12Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:14Oh, dumbass.
00:37:16Remember.
00:37:16Remember.
00:37:45I'm going to talk about that.
00:37:46I'm going to talk about that.
00:37:52oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:38:02remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:38:13let me go shower
00:38:28this data is all over the place
00:38:32maybe he does like me
00:38:42holy shit they slept together
00:38:49that bitch got her professor just graduated
00:38:59i need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:04oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:39:11utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:39:17edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:24no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:29careful me
00:39:31oh it's blinding
00:39:37um i have to go write some essays
00:39:46my old thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:39:53you got me there
00:39:56certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:39:59hello
00:40:03hello
00:40:04lily oh my gosh how are you
00:40:08i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showing me with cash
00:40:14so lucky
00:40:15yeah
00:40:16you must have really good taste
00:40:18see that
00:40:19wow
00:40:22that's beautiful
00:40:24he must love spending money on you
00:40:26yes he does
00:40:28oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:33would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:38please
00:40:40please don't rush me
00:40:42actually is that it i have to go
00:40:44lily what's gotten into you
00:40:47you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:50can i at least meet him or
00:40:53it's okay he's a very busy man
00:40:55i i have to go
00:40:57uh bye
00:41:01you sure have some generous friends mia
00:41:04what's that supposed to mean
00:41:05she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it
00:41:08and for free too
00:41:12i should give this back
00:41:16hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:20i was on the way
00:41:26uh i feel sick
00:41:28what's wrong
00:41:32uh can we go
00:41:40mia
00:41:41professor brian
00:41:42what are you doing here
00:41:44my friend she lost this necklace
00:41:46trying to get back to her
00:41:54i gotta find her
00:41:56sorry
00:42:09she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:12how do you know her
00:42:13i know her from high school
00:42:15we were both named mia so
00:42:17we were obviously friends
00:42:19why were you hiding from her
00:42:21uh she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:24not interested
00:42:27yep
00:42:28she's the worst
00:42:29should stay away from her
00:42:32i know her
00:42:34what you're saying
00:42:35doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:40i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:49i guess i'll give it to her later
00:43:11my son gave this to you right
00:43:13no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:16impossible
00:43:17i helped them pick it out
00:43:19i'm positive
00:43:21lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:23mia
00:43:24i promised your mom
00:43:26i'd look after you
00:43:28please talk to my son
00:43:39look sticky
00:43:39how's your experiment coming along
00:43:41um well if you look at the graph here
00:43:43you can see the time and location
00:43:45cut to the point okay
00:43:46he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:49130
00:43:49mine would reach 132 if i got 1 million in grunts
00:43:52what more do you want from me
00:43:55how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:57what
00:43:58who's in love with mia
00:44:05she has a secret admirer
00:44:06i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:09really
00:44:11who
00:44:12i have no idea
00:44:15my office
00:44:16now
00:44:26am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:29running a launch for the new ai next week
00:44:31after that
00:44:33i'm leaving
00:44:34what
00:44:35remember about your credits mia
00:44:38you've been a great assistant
00:44:40is he really leaving
00:44:43so
00:44:43he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:46the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:48but he's leaving so soon
00:44:50do you have enough time
00:44:52never fear
00:44:53david is here
00:44:56quick
00:44:57what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:45:00make your target jealous
00:45:02exactly
00:45:03we need
00:45:04the
00:45:05perfect
00:45:07rival
00:45:13you need
00:45:15the perfect rival
00:45:16for leo
00:45:20the perfect rival
00:45:27we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:29what are you doing
00:45:31you have got to be kidding me
00:45:34us influential authors of the center
00:45:37that's making me think
00:45:39like
00:45:40hey babe
00:45:43you up for lunch
00:45:47can't
00:45:48just come into the cafe with me
00:45:49i'm actually
00:45:50a little busy
00:45:53sounds fun
00:46:09dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:14i feel the same way
00:46:17i just love how open and honest you are
00:46:22too slow time for the final blow
00:46:24you dare
00:46:32can't you see she's not into you
00:46:34you wish dude
00:46:36i know the code to our apartment
00:46:37we're like
00:46:38close close
00:46:39is that so
00:46:41yeah
00:46:42of course
00:46:48fine
00:46:49enjoy your dessert
00:46:51what just happened
00:46:53did we screw up
00:46:54don't worry about it
00:46:56we still have plan b
00:46:58david was telling the truth
00:46:59but he was spotted at her house
00:47:02so is he her husband
00:47:03uh no
00:47:04but the pi is still investigating
00:47:06go back to the office
00:47:08got it
00:47:12professor leo
00:47:13what a coincidence
00:47:14up for a match
00:47:17david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:20you're on
00:47:47how many characters are we
00:47:51I love people at all.
00:47:56Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:58Just rest it on here.
00:48:11He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:15Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:18Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:24Oh, I'll get that.
00:48:30I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:35Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:40Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:46Mom.
00:48:47Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:51I want you to come.
00:48:52You and Mia?
00:48:56You and Mia?
00:48:59I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:01All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:14Um, professor, I need the night off.
00:49:18Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:22You live here, too?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25This is the place.
00:49:26Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:30What?
00:49:33I've got the research results on David.
00:49:36He's actually...
00:49:40Who's David to you?
00:49:42I've known him forever.
00:49:44He's always been really good to me.
00:49:47I've got somewhere to be.
00:49:52He seems upset.
00:49:55I know it seems like it's working.
00:50:02Mia.
00:50:04Hello, sweetheart.
00:50:05I'm great.
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:10No worries.
00:50:11Good.
00:50:12Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:16You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:28I do.
00:50:32My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:37I understand.
00:50:39Give him another chance.
00:50:41He's working at your school now.
00:50:44Maybe it's fate.
00:50:46Really?
00:50:52Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:55Stay away from David.
00:50:57He's...
00:50:59Oh, my God.
00:51:01Oh, you are wasted.
00:51:03He's playing you.
00:51:04Yeah, I know.
00:51:06What?
00:51:06They're my friends.
00:51:07They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:12You're a way to bring him.
00:51:14Really?
00:51:15No big deal.
00:51:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:19Please.
00:51:19Yeah, drink me.
00:51:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:22Please.
00:51:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:25Whoa.
00:51:26Leo.
00:51:27What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:29He is drunk.
00:51:31Why would you do that?
00:51:32Oh.
00:51:36I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:45I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:51:47Do you like me?
00:51:51Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:52:00Why am I disappointed?
00:52:02I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:04Right?
00:52:09I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:11Hi, Yoi.
00:52:11Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:14I met your mom today.
00:52:17Um, sure.
00:52:19It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:21We had a great conversation.
00:52:23She always wanted that ring.
00:52:26Um, what ring?
00:52:28The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:35Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:37Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:48Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily.
00:52:57You know I would do anything for you, but...
00:53:00That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:53:05Fine, but...
00:53:06At least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:53:13Cheers.
00:53:14Cheers.
00:53:17Cheers.
00:53:25Cheers.
00:53:32Cheers.
00:53:35Cheers.
00:53:37Cheers.
00:53:39Cheers.
00:53:40Cheers.
00:53:42Cheers.
00:53:44Cheers.
00:53:46I'm so tired.
00:54:05Professor Brian.
00:54:06I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:14I have a life, too, you know?
00:54:16So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:21He always gets me heated.
00:54:27Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:45Hey!
00:54:46Fancy seeing you here!
00:54:48What is this?
00:54:49Time to fess up.
00:54:50This is too far.
00:54:51I told you he was playing you.
00:54:53There's your proof.
00:54:54No.
00:54:54Just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:57This is our plan B.
00:54:58Let's continue the scene.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:00Actually, they are just...
00:55:02Oh, no!
00:55:02You caught us!
00:55:06I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:08And you know what?
00:55:09Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:13Oh, my God!
00:55:16Ah, God.
00:55:18I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:21And she still owes us big time.
00:55:23Right, Emma?
00:55:25Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:31Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:35Emma!
00:55:36Wait!
00:55:41So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:46You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:57What do you mean to ask?
00:55:59What is this actually for?
00:56:01It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was...
00:56:07intentional?
00:56:23Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:25No!
00:56:27Take me, my hand.
00:56:30Take me, my hand.
00:56:35Hey, Leo!
00:56:38Professor Bryant.
00:56:43Professor Bryant.
00:56:45Call me Leo.
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:48Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:50I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:54What do you mean by that?
00:56:56I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:58I'm always worried about you.
00:57:02Why?
00:57:03I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:07Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:11Leo.
00:57:25What more do you want from me?
00:57:27What more do you want from me?
00:57:27How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:29Do you love me?
00:57:38I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:44That's oddly specific.
00:57:47I just can't wait.
00:57:50I need to take care of something first.
00:57:52What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:04Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:11I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:14I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:17It's too late for that.
00:58:20Get out.
00:58:30If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:37Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:51Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:02Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:10Let's talk about this later.
00:59:12I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:22It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:33I've already made up my mind.
00:59:36I'm not moving out.
00:59:38That I'm leaving.
00:59:50It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:58What do you want from me?
01:00:00Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:08More to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:11Such a bitch.
01:00:12What do you think about revenge?
01:00:15Let's take her down.
01:00:17Let's take her down.
01:00:17What's the plan?
01:00:34Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:43Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:52Mia.
01:00:54Sorry, I...
01:00:56If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:13You really want to meet her?
01:01:15This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26I promise.
01:01:30Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
01:01:32What are they, twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I wouldn't put it past her.
01:01:50There's no way.
01:01:51We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:06Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:10No one's going to believe her.
01:02:11What are we going to do?
01:02:19Those people are so crazy.
01:02:22Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:24You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:36This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:41He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:48Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Lily sent you, and then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:59Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:33Um, yeah, sure, for sure.
01:03:38It's amazing.
01:03:40You're amazing.
01:03:41People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:44You know?
01:03:45I can even make every man forget you've ever existed.
01:03:59Wait.
01:04:01Picture Monroe.
01:04:11Nelson, come with me now.
01:04:18What are you doing?
01:04:19What are you doing?
01:04:21Somebody help me!
01:04:23Stop it!
01:04:24Stop it!
01:04:28Somebody help me!
01:04:39I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:41The bleeds are on the way.
01:04:45Come on.
01:04:46Get the hell out of here.
01:04:47Come on.
01:04:48It's okay.
01:04:49You're safe now.
01:04:53You're safe now.
01:04:56I'm so glad you're okay.
01:04:58I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:00Thank you for saving me.
01:05:02I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:05I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:10You should get some rest.
01:05:31Follow you right, wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:41I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:42No kissing.
01:05:43No kissing.
01:05:43Not yet.
01:05:45Why?
01:05:47You have a wife.
01:05:49Hello.
01:06:02I'll see you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byatt.
01:06:16Humans crave intimacy. Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves. The Brine Group's
01:06:24AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it. You did a great job. I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Brine, CEO of Brine Group.
01:06:49Thank you. And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech. I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:56The Brine Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology. And with your help, we plan to continue that
01:07:05for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo Brine and Mia Rose. He's my... He's my husband.
01:07:26Hello, everyone.
01:07:32Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:42Let me go. Let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go. Leo, I love you.
01:07:48Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:48Let me go.
01:07:50Leo, baby. I love you. Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:00Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:02Let me go.
01:08:04I mean, what happened? We just saw Mia running out. Where'd she go?
01:08:10Let me go.
01:08:24You're useless as actor.
01:08:27Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you, because me and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:08:42What?
01:08:44Well, you know him. He's icy. But not with me, of course.
01:08:52You are ruining everything!
01:08:56Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings, but he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon. He would never do that to me.
01:09:09Oh, yeah?
01:09:11Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:23Mia!
01:09:29Mia!
01:09:34Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, Anne. If I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:35Please, believe me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:44I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:10:57Mia?
01:10:59Mia?
01:11:04Guess what? I have a bun in the open.
01:11:20May I?
01:11:21Professor Brian, I need to come clean.
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:28An experiment?
01:11:30I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:35Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:37I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:40This fitness tracker?
01:11:41I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:45I never really loved you, so now we're Ethan.
01:11:49I don't believe you.
01:11:53Experiment is over.
01:11:55We're over.
01:12:01You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:03Why?
01:12:04I just can't do it.
01:12:07Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:10Graduate late?
01:12:11That's not like you.
01:12:13Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:29Wait.
01:12:32Are you crying?
01:12:34What's wrong?
01:12:38Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:39I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:41Safe travels.
01:12:42Please.
01:12:42I want to tell you something.
01:12:44Just listen to me.
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:50I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:54Take care.
01:12:55I got a dark side.
01:12:57They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:04I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:13:09You look like a mess, man.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:17Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:21I'm sorry, she's pregnant now.
01:13:25How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:28It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:31Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:35It's not moping around.
01:13:37Yeah, you know what?
01:13:39Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:43Oh.
01:13:45All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:49Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:53Now it's morning.
01:13:54Hey, catch your breath.
01:13:56Hold your breath.
01:13:59Hold your breath.
01:14:13Not the halo effect again.
01:14:18Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:23I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:27I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:29That's a stupid name.
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:32The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:35Every year, the student council picks three knights, and at the end of the ball, we get
01:14:39to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:42It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:43It's today.
01:14:44You should place a bid.
01:14:46Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:48Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:50I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:52I came here for the student lineup photos, so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:58Come on, Mia.
01:14:59It's been a whole week.
01:15:00Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some
01:15:03paint on the wall?
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:08Look at him.
01:15:09Standing there.
01:15:10Like, nothing ever happens.
01:15:12Sucking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:15Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:20Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:21Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:23Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:30Hey, everybody.
01:15:31Welcome to the starry knight party.
01:15:34First up, please welcome our knights of the starry knight.
01:15:39First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:49Five hundred.
01:15:51Six hundred.
01:15:53What are you doing?
01:15:56Eight hundred.
01:15:59One thousand.
01:16:01One thousand five hundred.
01:16:03One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:07Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:09But you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:11Two thousand.
01:16:12And so...
01:16:13Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:16:25Three thousand dollars!
01:16:30Three thousand coin once.
01:16:33Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:35and soul!
01:17:05That's right. You can hurt me as much as you like. You'd pay for me.
01:17:12Should we end this now?
01:17:14Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:17What's that supposed to be?
01:17:23You're the real Mia.
01:17:27My Mia.
01:17:30Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:34is creative.
01:17:37Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:40Anson checked.
01:17:42The tests were fake.
01:17:45What?
01:17:48Should we get out of here?
01:17:51Mrs. Bryan.
01:18:01Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:06We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:09So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:24Let me run some calculations.
01:18:31I'm going to run some calculations.
01:18:33You have to say the magic words.
01:18:37I love you.
01:18:41Nothing can stop you.
01:18:44No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:47Follow your heart.
01:18:49I won't stay around.
01:18:57Go.
01:18:59Get out.
01:18:59You can't do this to me.
01:19:01You're just a maid.
01:19:03I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:06I'm not a maid.
01:19:07I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:11Go ahead.
01:19:11Tell him.
01:19:13Leo!
01:19:16Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:26Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:29Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:31I missed you.
01:19:32Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't touch me.
01:19:37Mia!
01:19:43If you change your mind,
01:19:44you have three more days
01:19:46to submit your paper.
01:19:48Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:51What was that?
01:19:56So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:59Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:05Congratulations, baby.
01:20:07Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:10I am not done researching
01:20:12how much I love you.
01:20:19Hey, you still want something.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23Come closer.
01:20:24Closer.
01:20:30There.
01:20:31Now we're even.
01:20:33Emma!
01:20:34Wait!
01:20:45Leo, are you here?
01:20:51Leo, are you here?
01:21:07You're just in time.
01:21:09Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:12I'll never be alone again.
01:21:15I'm here.
01:21:17I'm here.
01:21:25Miros, will he be my wife?
01:21:29Again.
01:21:35Miros, will he be my wife?
01:21:39Again.
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:58By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment
01:22:03the first time I came here.
01:22:05What?
01:22:06I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:09Looks like you've been studying up
01:22:10on me's guide to romance.
01:22:13I've done some research of my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:20No.
01:22:21Your professor has some academic theories
01:22:25he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example,
01:22:28where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:33Here.
01:22:38Here.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:57Love, love, love me
01:23:00Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:01I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:06Love, love, love me
01:23:08As I am
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