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#Bait S01E03 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:07There's no ship, don't move.
00:08It's your boy?
00:09MC Chabot?
00:10D?
00:10Inside?
00:14The right one!
00:25Packing?
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Nungi Naila.
05:06She's such a beautiful woman.
05:09I like.
05:09I like.
05:09It's so much better.
05:16I like.
05:21I like.
05:23I like.
05:25I like.
05:25I like.
05:27I like.
05:28I like.
05:29I like.
05:30I don't know an eyeliner. It doesn't have to be able to do it.
05:34I'm looking at this decoration in Shaju's penthouse.
05:39Eat in the garden. Please eat it.
05:44Eid Mubarak. Eid Mubarak.
05:46Eid Mubarak. Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Okay.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:53Eid Mubarak.
05:54He's coming.
05:55Hello ladies. Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Hertz Mubarak.
06:00It is?
06:01Eid wow.
06:03Insaid seed.
06:04Eid.
06:04Now he has passed.
06:05You are the eldest.
06:06No thank you.
06:07I am fine standing.
06:09Baba.
06:09Go your fav.
06:10Don't tell mommy eh.
06:12Is that how you are going to kill us bant.
06:13By raising the blood sugar.
06:16Yeah. I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19Maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film.
06:24Something with mile auelle in it.
06:26No, no, you're doing it.
06:34Hey, I'm going to fuck right now.
06:43Sha, good first try, good first try.
06:46But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry,
06:51which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, right?
06:54Huh?
06:55Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yes, fucking heart.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:15Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:19What's up, man?
07:19I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife-ed off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question perhaps should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he
07:43did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Nuba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:04Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro.
08:07We good.
08:08I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09But good then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they got them little laddus over there with the pink and green balls on it.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:28Don't bring me no laddus.
08:30Well, before that...
08:33Need the bacon.
08:36Hey.
08:38Here I go.
08:39Sorry, go on.
08:39Sorry, go on.
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please.
08:49Please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:52My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Over come!
09:05Salim!
09:10The altre parentsbuch!
09:11Salim!
09:12Salim!
09:21Oh!
09:25Oh!
09:26Oh!
09:30Oh, Beta...
09:31Ah! Beta!
09:34Look, Mr. Thubai.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey,
09:39doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making Russian prostitutes pregnant. Look.
09:43No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
09:46Oh, my God!
09:46Look at that fresh prey.
09:50Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52I'm good, madam. I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shahjushe is coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta...
09:56can i borrow your money for a minute i need my co-host in the kitchen okay we're just gonna
10:01okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go
10:07our kpi is the most interesting thing about this okay it's the retention of the customer base after
10:12that discount period you know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride share options
10:17yes salim yes what are you saying bro yes look at this guy you good yeah come join us man
10:23join
10:23i was doing that anyway yeah i got you some loaders bro thank you thank you yeah that's how i
10:28never
10:28got your number how you been i've been good bro yeah you've been breaking what do you mean by that
10:35glass ceilings thank you trying man trying and i got his arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring
10:43this back to what we're talking about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are
10:46growing by the day we'll be in all key five bars by june so muba sick idea innit i've been
10:52there from day
10:52one i remember bro i'm so proud of this guy customer is so proud and you know what's amazing he's
10:56always been an entrepreneur if anything he just went from selling grams to instagram
11:05just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything
11:09no no problems whatsoever no issues and just for clarity um i didn't go inside for selling mall
11:15it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was really in a way he's
11:20a ride or die and he was there for me any credit issues though no credit issues because i'm going
11:24all in with everything that i've got right so if you need any credit you need financing just
11:28talk to me sorry just i was done the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source
11:34series a see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's been to the business
11:40right and in fact obviously it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
11:47uh even for me personally the most important quality about muba is in fact the quality of the
11:53relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
12:00get the off me bro i don't know
12:05and anyway i've always had a passion for customer services it's my thing that's one thing i picked up
12:09in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say like the muslim way of
12:15doing business i love the idea i'm going to present it to the guys see what they say well you're
12:20taking
12:20this you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you've been no no i'm just saying
12:30you know dubai works for people with you know all like with the but i mean what the fuck's this
12:34guy
12:34gonna do in dubai man he ain't gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there man i'm
12:38all in yeah
12:39remember that he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need
12:46they lose good sure got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up
12:53with that background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich
12:58asshole also you forgot to say sorry again what the first class in tazam kia naila
13:07next year read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this year
13:12my life taira bura mat mano sab kush teek hai na karme
13:19thank you me kush ne just because uh
13:23i was watching shanju and i thought i worry for him for all of you it's so much pressure that's
13:32very
13:33kind of you to worry i see a bit of your sister in him
13:36so
13:44does shachan have someone you can talk to he has me rukai had you too but she needed more help
13:51no but bichariya any go dekho she doesn't know anything she was i love please
13:57it's all good my son is going to be the next james bond we all couldn't be more proud
14:07it's okay to talk about these struggles now really
14:12thank you it's all good it's first class
14:32it's
14:45it's
14:54it's
14:56was put on the side of those people.
14:58When he was attacked against the Afghan authorities,
15:00against the Afghan authorities,
15:00against the Afghan authorities,
15:03he was attacked by the Afghan authorities,
15:05and he was attacked by the Afghan authorities.
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now
15:21before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:28For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:50Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why did I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here,
16:20this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify,
16:22you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing.
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:27Fuck's sake.
16:27He's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
16:34But let's just be real about what this is,
16:36because this is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:38What does that even mean, bro?
16:42You live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys.
16:48So, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute,
16:55offer maybe a different perspective
16:56from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's see.
17:05Let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity
17:09about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:15Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Saleem, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he recites beautifully,
17:54but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's by?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you ass-wipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond,
18:16an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art
18:20for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28and he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:42Come on.
18:42Allahu Akbar.
18:44Allahu Akbar.
18:45Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:49Allahu Akbar.
18:50Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey.
18:54Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night
18:58at the King's Museum
18:59that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:04Fucking pathetic.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:08Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:10Alhamdulillahirrabbilalameen.
19:11Shah Latifah here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:23Hi.
19:25Shah Latifah here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
20:03Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:15Actually...
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say...
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:30I really hope you can find it in your heart to...
20:35Please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man...
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I...
21:04I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07Alright.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember,
21:10keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15Alright.
21:16See you.
21:16See you.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit in down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to be?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want me to sit down.
21:53You don't want to be the hero and you're never around.
21:56Come down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro?
22:07Are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic,
22:12and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14Alright, alright.
22:15Should I just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around,
22:17that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:19What?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shut you.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came here to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicap driver, bro.
22:39Blow it.
22:39Blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42Why are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer.
22:57What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to her.
22:59What are you talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey!
23:07Enough!
23:11What?
23:12What do you want to do?
23:13What are you asking?
23:14Why are you saying that to me?
23:15Why are you saying that to me?
23:17What did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:21Will you judge me?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:26I'm trying to change your world.
23:27Alright?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless stinking.
23:32Peter Paki, look at me! Get the fuck out of here, Vospo!
23:35Oh, I've got a problem, am I? She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro!
23:38Shut up!
24:01Oh, I've got a problem, I've got a problem, am I?
24:20Hop, I'll do it, I'll sit down at that time.
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