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00:23I'll see you next time.
00:41I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:34Let me get dressed.
02:00Let me get dressed.
02:10Let me get dressed.
02:13The county clerk. I assumed I was helping you run away or make your own death or something interesting.
02:22I said no questions, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:40I can't believe we're doing this.
03:05Unless Nikki is my soulmate.
03:07And right now I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So I realized that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over 100 years ago, my bloodline
03:15would have died out after like two generations.
03:16But it didn't because I'm here.
03:19Which means that some of them survived.
03:22Some of them found their soulmates and married them or found another way.
03:27Okay?
03:28Okay.
03:29So, what?
03:30I need to find out how.
03:32If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back.
03:36And now I have a key.
03:40Still breaking and entering if you steal a key.
03:49Or she's going to kill us, you know.
03:51If we're late to the bachelorette party.
03:55Do you want to know the theme?
03:56Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper.
04:01God, please tell me you're kidding.
04:03I'm kidding.
04:04Nothing could make her cancel the stripper.
04:10Fuck.
04:16Okay.
04:17First, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Uh, court, court, court, court, court, court, court.
04:23Desperse.
04:24Marriages.
04:26Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:32This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:38Well, I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:46Right.
04:47Mm-hm.
04:48Okay.
04:49Mm-hm.
04:54Mm-hm.
04:56Mm-hm.
04:57All right.
04:58Mm-hm.
05:07Rachel?
05:15Uh, hey, Dad, what are you doing?
05:20Choppin' foxes.
05:21Oh.
05:23I don't think there's any in here.
05:27I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée.
05:33She left?
05:34Where, uh, do you know where she went?
05:36Nope.
05:37She didn't have much with her, so I think she plans on coming back.
05:42That's great, Dad.
05:44Very comforting.
05:47Say, that was a really interesting speech she made last night.
05:50I don't want to talk about it, okay?
05:52I just, I fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:56Hmm.
05:56At least she's with Nellie.
05:58Nellie will talk some sense into her.
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiancée that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me,
06:08and someone else who's 5% more compatible for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that?
06:12I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die at the altar.
06:15I think you're overcomplicating it.
06:20Oh, okay, then simplify it.
06:23No, I don't know.
06:24I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:26There are no signs from the universe.
06:29It's just you taking something that happened,
06:31and then deciding which details are important,
06:33and which ones aren't,
06:34and then deciding what it means.
06:35Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is gonna work out.
06:41Come on, come on.
06:50Say, go change your clothes.
06:51I want to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:58Oh, you want me to come with you?
07:00Of course.
07:01You used to love foxtrap.
07:03Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
07:07It was good for me when I was in the woods, as it were.
07:10Right.
07:10You know, Dad, nowadays,
07:12when you upset the person you love,
07:15you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
07:17You talk it out.
07:19The person you are trying to reach is unavailable.
07:22You know, son,
07:23something I've learned in my storied years of marriage
07:26is that you can't talk it out
07:28if she doesn't answer the phone.
07:32Get your shit.
07:49Hey, happy bachelor party.
07:52Hey, look at this.
07:54The Cunningham men all together again.
07:57I'm sorry, Dad.
07:58I can't do this with him.
07:59Come on.
08:00What you did yesterday was fucked up.
08:02You ruined my wedding.
08:03That's dramatic.
08:04I was trying to help her.
08:05Oh, what, by making her second guess our relationship
08:07two days before we got married?
08:08Yeah, huge help.
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could for, you asshole.
08:12I was trying to open her eyes
08:13so she could adequately judge
08:14if you're a true soulmate or not.
08:16No one asked you to do that.
08:18It's a matter of life or death.
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:23You used to love this part, laying the trap.
08:25Yeah, and I mean the thing
08:25where you hold us hostage in the woods
08:27to bond and we all just end up miserable and cold.
08:30We have to figure out some real shit.
08:33You want to talk about real shit?
08:36This is the end of how things are.
08:39Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:43We follow her rules.
08:44She is what holds us together.
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:51Let each other go
08:53or find a new reason to stick together.
08:58But, you're a full-grown man.
09:01I can't make this decision for you.
09:05Just get over here, so I'm sorry.
09:12Wait.
09:13Kathy Harkin.
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis,
09:20married August 22, 1997.
09:24Wait, wait, wait.
09:25I don't know.
09:27Probably some relatives.
09:33Wait.
09:35That's weird.
09:37Why would there be other people in my family
09:39that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family
09:45are originally from here, too.
09:48Or,
09:50this place is like an evil death trap
09:53meant to bring us here
09:54and kill us all.
09:56Or it's just a coincidence.
10:03Ah.
10:04Hello.
10:05Here's a death certificate.
10:06Hmm?
10:07Death certificate.
10:08Kathy Harkin.
10:12Wait, uh, I'll just read a second.
10:20Oh, God.
10:22Well,
10:23what does that mean?
10:30She died
10:30the same day
10:32the same day
10:32she got married.
10:37That's not a coincidence.
10:42Okay.
10:43We should start looking for
10:46birth and death certificates, too.
10:48There may be more of them.
10:49And maybe we can make
10:51like a family tree.
11:19Okay.
11:20Okay. Here's your parents. And here's another death. It's Roger Harkin, October 9th, 1941.
11:30Wait, Roger Harkin. I just saw this. Roger Harkin. Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin.
11:40Roger Harkin, cause of death. Hemorrhage. Just like my mom.
11:48He was married October 9th. Died October 9th, 1941.
12:29Dad, he's 10 years older, Dad.
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about Mom.
13:04Like months ago.
13:06I tried.
13:09But you know how Mom is, so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit, you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept the imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37Okay.
13:38But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:41It's true, dude. I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you.
13:47A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend.
13:53I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off.
14:43You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence.
14:47We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:17It's not your fault, by the way.
15:19It's, um, it's mom and dad's.
15:23They, um, they fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:28Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know.
15:54I know.
15:55I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you are her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:59Jesus Christ.
15:59I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:10You and Nellie are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nellie are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:18My God, that's what I'm saying.
16:20That's what Mom and Dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:24Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36Tennis.
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit, Fox.
16:46There's a fox.
16:47What?
16:47Yelp for that.
16:48Well, what do I yell again?
16:49Who-de-who?
16:50Who-de-who?
16:51Who-de-who?
16:51Who-de-who?
16:52Who-de-who?
16:52Who-de-who?
16:53Who-de-who?
16:54It's who-de-who, you idiots.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:07You do the honors.
17:14Safety's on.
17:14Keep it on until you get down the hill.
17:18All right.
17:19All right.
17:19You're all right.
17:20All right.
17:21All right.
17:22All right.
17:23You're all right.
17:23All right.
17:24You're all right.
17:25All right.
17:31You're all right.
17:35All right.
17:36All right.
17:37All right.
17:38All right.
17:39All right.
17:39All right.
17:39All right.
17:44All right.
17:47All right.
17:52Here's you.
17:59Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:08Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin,
18:14and it looks like they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock, and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27, 1870, declared dead April 27, 1870, hemorrhage.
18:30And Virginia Harkin, married November 1, 1947, and also dead November 1, 1947, hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:42Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to, I guess.
18:48These people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:54Like my grandmother, Audrey, she had my mom out of wedlock, so she obviously knew not to get engaged.
19:05But her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me tomorrow.
19:57This isn't right.
20:00They all have the same witness signature.
20:03It's not possible.
20:04Yeah.
20:05None of this is possible, and yet.
20:07No.
20:07No.
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yes.
20:15He is the one who spread the curse of my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancée,
20:19and now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as, like, a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all that?
20:25He told me.
20:31A 200-year-old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call him.
21:18We're never going to find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's going to get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're going to scare him.
21:25You're going to scare him?
21:26It chewed off its own bones.
21:28It's fucking petrified.
21:29It's going to run until his heart stops beating.
21:35Hey, what's the plan?
21:37Spend all night looking for it only to help nature along?
21:41What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:49What if he just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nicky.
21:54Go home.
21:55Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:00But what does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nicky would have the curse?
22:04I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives, so.
22:14But not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:22But I've already got it, so.
22:24I think the only way out is down the aisle.
22:28I live or die, and that's it.
22:36That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:42I do get paranoid.
23:02And just to be sure, you really believe the immortal man?
23:07Yeah, everything he said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:30Shit.
23:32You bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit!
23:37Well?
23:38We split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wandered back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And somebody had spa back on, and then the fox looked at you, and you said,
23:59thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08I love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Sure was.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:21Not yet.
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not.
24:28God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night.
24:32I'm praying for your triumphant victory.
24:36All right.
25:23All right.
25:36All right.
25:36Married.
25:371922.
25:39We don't have a death for her.
25:43She must be dead now.
25:44They're all dead.
26:02It sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling.
26:06If you squint.
26:11Look.
26:19She died in 1979.
26:22So she was married for 57 years.
26:26What?
26:28What the fuck?
26:29Wait.
26:29Wait.
26:30Wait.
26:30Uh.
26:33How did she do it?
26:34I don't know.
26:34I don't know.
26:35But there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:42Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:48But we have to talk to her.
26:55We gotta talk to her.
27:03We gotta talk to her.
27:06We gotta talk to her.
27:23See you later.
27:25After her, she's dead in noon.
27:32Can I tell you?
27:38We gotta talk to her.
27:40Oh!
27:42you get changed I'll get Portia on board and I'll meet you in the sunken room
27:48play nice or she won't help us
28:25fuck Jesus Portia you're late asshole I'm sorry what are you doing all day eating out everyone
28:32at the nail salon oh these look really good I hope you tipped the blind child who did them
28:39I'm sorry I'm an honest person Rachel you can be honest with me there's a lot of bad energy coming
28:45from you and I think you understand how important this wedding is my brother my mom and the rest of
28:50our family do you Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true and I don't
28:57even
28:57care if you're carrying a blood evil curse because regardless my brother loves you and I will not let
29:04you bail on this wedding I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in
29:08Las
29:08Vegas don't tell my parents and I will not let that happen to Nikki are you gonna break my
29:16brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams be honest good now will it kill you to play one fun
29:24normal sexy bachelorette party game that I planned before everything is ruined again
29:29because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare it will kill you
29:40Rachel I don't say this lightly you're really really really lucky to have me because I know how to
29:47summon the dead
29:58we cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits evil is not welcome here
30:13we are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact who I credit right for a marital advice
30:24from the great beyond
30:35and then at the same time with your right hand touch a belonging of the deceased right hand towards darkness
30:46this establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions
30:59Arlene Harkin
31:00Arlene Harkin
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband David was the one
31:16now everyone put your hands in
31:33um
31:35maybe ask in a different way
31:40what do you mean a different way
31:41Rachel
31:44okay
31:44Arlene
31:46if you're there
31:49please tell me how you survived
31:59maybe I just start with something less intense
32:06oh my god I moved
32:07I thought you'd done this before
32:09but it's never worked before
32:11okay what do I what do I what do I what do I do now
32:13talk to her talk to her
32:14okay Arlene
32:18Arlene
32:21how did you survive your wedding day
32:28ask again
32:31Arlene
32:33how did you know that David
32:34David was your soul mate
32:53oh my god
32:55oh my god
32:56oh my god
33:06Oh, my God!
33:08Oh, my God!
33:11Something hit me!
33:12Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all.
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19Well, okay.
33:19No, you'll wonder.
33:20Now you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:23Oh, Nellie!
33:24Is there a score?
33:25Am I going to have a face score?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck!
33:29No!
33:30I don't know.
34:00Oh, fuck.
34:06I'm sorry, Dad.
34:15Dad?
34:18Dad?
34:31I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no. Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets...
34:45To protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:27Yes.
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman.
35:38She is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please.
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ.
36:50We're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in there?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:11Just one more time.
37:27Are you here?
37:30Are you here?
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:58I don't know what to do anymore.
38:15I don't know.
38:19I don't know.
38:27We're here.
38:28Or are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane.
38:38you lied about the fucking plane and my dad
38:49he invited my dad fuck it's like does he even know me
38:59you said you need to believe that he's your soulmate right yeah so what would
39:07make you believe it i don't know i don't know that's the problem okay so then i genuinely think
39:14all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not and then take whatever comes whatever comes
39:22is death death but you know if i was you i would trust the version of myself that's loved him
39:31for
39:31three years and agree to marry him and not the virgin who heard about soulmate curse five
39:36seconds ago you must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him right
39:42yeah
39:45yeah i think so yes this this curse
39:52thing it's completely bent your reality it's it's totally fucked up
40:00it's made you doubt everything the only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know
40:08so just fuck this curse and go back to reality reality it's your wedding day tomorrow
40:17hmm it's your bachelorette party tonight wake up tomorrow and decide cheers
40:28that's all i get cheers how look in the eyes
40:35i did you were looking away
40:38it's your last night of freedom
40:43and do whatever you want with it
40:50and you know maybe keep it realistic we can't like i don't know
40:57go skydiving
40:58you know me better than that i'd never go skydiving once the parachute didn't open
41:06oh thank you jules and i are getting a divorce
41:12what
41:17yeah
41:21they're planning on it he hasn't signed the papers or anything yet
41:31they're planning on it
41:31don't tell anyone
41:45I don't know.
42:07I don't know.
42:32Mom.
42:36Oh, hi, honey.
42:38Come.
42:39Come here.
42:46Hey.
42:52Um, I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:13I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh, some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Beau around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:38I, I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what, you went back on your word, or...
43:43I loved Beau, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Beau!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, it's not true.
44:08It is true. This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you, are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not, I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I, I, I don't care what you, I don't care about being protected.
44:25You, you tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom.
44:42Mom.
44:43Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
44:47Mom.
45:03Oh!
45:03Ow!
45:05What's that?
45:06You caught me in.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:12Ow!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Bullshut, stop!
45:23Something stolen.
45:27Something red.
45:33I took my troubles down the mattering
45:36I know that gypsy was the gold cap too
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:45I took my troubles down the mattering
45:47Love potion number nine
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks
45:55I did not raise this nineteen fifty six
45:59She looked down the front
46:01She made a mighty sign
46:03She said now what you need is
46:05Love potion number nine
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
46:14She said I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink
46:17It's when I can't be kind and the Jackie didn't eat
46:21I held my nose I closed my eyes
46:24After graduation
46:26I didn't know if it was day or night
46:29I started kissin'
46:31I started kissin' everything I say
46:32But then I hit the cop
46:34Got it thirty four to five
46:36With my little bottle of love
46:39Love potion number nine
46:55He broke my mind
46:55I held my nose I closed my eyes
46:57I held my nose I closed my eyes
46:58After graduation
46:58I didn't know if it was day or night
47:02I started kissin' everything I say
47:06But then I hit the cop down at thirty four to nine
47:10He broke my mind
47:11What a love
47:12Love potion number nine
47:16Love potion number nine
47:19Love potion number nine
47:22Love potion number nine
47:25Love potion number nine
47:38Bob's voice
47:47Bob's voice
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