00:04Sarah Alex you were victorious in series 11 I was Morgana you won series 12 yes you
00:12won series 13 of taskmas I did I'm lucky for Sam it's the champion of series 14
00:22oh you didn't win series 15 why are you here for being a champion May Martin was the champion
00:29I was a people's champion all right star in the best chase sequence Alex will
00:39chase you you have ten minutes your time starts now
00:47get your trophy
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01:30Hello! Hello! Thank you! I am Greg Davies.
01:36Welcome to the Champion of Champions!
01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:45Tonight is a special night indeed.
01:48For this, ladies and gentlemen, is our 150th episode.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54And what better way to celebrate this landmark
01:57than bring together the best of the best.
02:00Each of these champions have already owned the competition
02:03to etch themselves into history by winning a previous series.
02:07And also, one of them is here just because the champion was busy.
02:11LAUGHTER
02:12So, please welcome back...
02:15Dara O'Brien!
02:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:17Fael Smith-Bino!
02:20Morgana Robinson!
02:22Sarah Kendall!
02:24And Sophie Duker!
02:28And sitting next to me, my own little champion,
02:31a man who confided in me following our Christmas drinks
02:34at the first time he achieved an erection
02:36was whilst watching Ross Kemp play Grant Mitchell
02:39in a particularly tent scene with his on-screen brother, Phil.
02:45Faelin Lennartan!
02:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:48How good?
02:50Yeah, here we are, champion champions.
02:51Oh! And the 150th episode.
02:53Are you buzzed?
02:54Well, I'm buzzed. We've beaten them.
02:56We've got past Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
02:57They only did 148.
02:58Christ, that must be a slap in the face to Will Smith.
03:01LAUGHTER
03:02That's all a joke!
03:03A joke!
03:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:07And that's why I've got you this, just to show you what you mean to me.
03:10A little locket for the 150th episode.
03:12You can open it up.
03:13Little gifts.
03:14Some of my hair, some of my tears, and a tracking device.
03:19OK, good.
03:20What's the prize task category for this almighty competition,
03:23young fellow, my lad?
03:24If you must know, it's this.
03:25The best thing that you would wish for if you had one wish from a genie.
03:29Ooh.
03:30Something we've all wondered hypothetically, but in my case it genuinely happened.
03:33And I now own an air fryer.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:38Right, let's begin.
03:39In series order, Sarah Kendall, what did you bring us in?
03:43What wish?
03:43Well, I've always thought that I would quite like to beat the shit out of someone.
03:49Yeah.
03:49And so, I have wished for a black belt.
03:52The black belt in karate.
03:54OK, this just feels like a thing you genuinely like to do with a bit of spare time, Sarah.
03:59You need to talk it up in some way.
04:00But it takes years, it takes like a decade to get a black belt.
04:04That's why I've asked a genie, because I can't commit to anything and I have no discipline, so...
04:08Well, I've got bad news for you, the genie's bored.
04:10LAUGHTER
04:11I hate you so much!
04:14I'm so sick of trying to make you happy!
04:17Thanks, Sarah.
04:18What kind of now?
04:19Right, so...
04:21Just, you know, it's good.
04:22It's not...
04:23No, try!
04:24Isn't it?
04:24It's not...
04:26So, I'm, you know, there you are.
04:29Here I am.
04:30Shopping.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Asos package.
04:32Dog.
04:33Phone.
04:33It's too much, it's too much.
04:35What we need is a spare pair of hands.
04:37So, like, I've got the shopping, I've got the umbrella.
04:39Yeah.
04:39You ordered Uber.
04:41Right.
04:42Imagine the mornings, you know, you're like, the admin.
04:44So quick.
04:45What do you mean, a spare pair of hands?
04:46A spare pair of hands, on me!
04:48Oh!
04:50Detached your stomach.
04:51Sorry, I'm just texting.
04:53Can you make the toast?
04:53Yeah, sure.
04:54I mean, I don't mind that.
04:56I quite like the idea of...
04:57Yeah.
04:57I like it.
04:58Hello, Sophie.
04:58I think the reason that we're all here today is because we want love.
05:02We all want the love that Greg and Alex have.
05:05Aww!
05:07And that is why I would wish for the Taskmaster Couples Cosplay Kit.
05:14Nearly.
05:16LAUGHTER
05:22I'm pixelated because I'm not wearing any pants, presumably.
05:25That's the task member.
05:26OK.
05:28It comes with a pixelated toast.
05:30If you close your eyes a bit, you can really make out the shape of your cock, though.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:36All right, good, thank you.
05:38All right, Dara.
05:39The task was, what would you wish for from a genie?
05:42It has to be something that would change your life in a very fundamental way
05:45that you don't have.
05:46And it's pretty obvious what I don't have, so I wished for hair.
05:53Hair is Dara's prize.
05:56LAUGHTER
06:01APPLAUSE
06:13What I'm muffled by Dara is, of all the wigs you could have chosen,
06:16why did you choose the wig of a 65-year-old woman?
06:20LAUGHTER
06:22It's got a bit of a pink rinse on it there, isn't it?
06:24That's just the light of the wine dancing across my hair.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:28But also, it should be pointed out, that is very much in the public.
06:31There's a photograph of me with some people, we literally said,
06:33you wouldn't want to just step in here for 30 seconds and went,
06:36HA HA HA HA!
06:36You need to take a photograph and walk away.
06:39You've put the effort in, I'll give you that.
06:41Kael.
06:42Greg, you're a pretty successful guy.
06:44I think people want what you have, and that is someone to do things for them.
06:48So, I wished for an assistant.
06:52LAUGHTER
06:53And I've also got it in real life, so the...
06:57LAUGHTER
06:57There it is.
06:59All the instructions are on the top.
07:02It's all the information, it's all the information.
07:05APPLAUSE
07:09He's very good.
07:10Just, you know, the little puppet was made by May Martin's dad.
07:14Awww!
07:15Stop it!
07:16My wig is made from May Martin's mother's hair.
07:19LAUGHTER
07:21OK, let's go.
07:23One point to Sarah.
07:24Two to Duker.
07:26Put himself through hell.
07:27That's why I think it's quite funny to have given him three points.
07:31LAUGHTER
07:32Most people will never be able to afford a little assistant,
07:35and I think everyone would like that.
07:37Four points.
07:37And Morgana.
07:38Who wouldn't want some hands growing out of their sides?
07:41LAUGHTER
07:41Five points.
07:42There we go, five points.
07:44APPLAUSE
07:48Let's see them flexing their big series champion muscles.
07:52Growl.
07:53And for this one...
07:54LAUGHTER
07:54..we've gone back to our favourite bandstand for Din Dins.
08:09Come on.
08:11This way.
08:12Are you going to propose to me?
08:13I don't think I will.
08:15OK.
08:16All right, OK.
08:16So if you could sit on a little stool, that'd be lovely.
08:18Yeah, OK.
08:19It does spin.
08:20Yep.
08:21OK, I'm just going to leave you for a second, Dara.
08:22LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27LAUGHTER
08:29Uh...
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31LAUGHTER
08:32LAUGHTER
08:34Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:38Be the best waiter.
08:40You must serve Alex all his food, drink and cutlery
08:43as it is currently set.
08:45If you drop or spill any items,
08:47you must clap for a full minute
08:49or else you will be disqualified.
08:52All right, no...
08:53No running.
08:53No running.
08:55Fastest wins.
08:56The time starts now.
09:00Where the fuck's Alex?
09:07So it's obviously a mystery to unfold as to where the fuck Alex is.
09:11LAUGHTER
09:12I just wanted to make it clear now.
09:14If you clap for less than a minute, you're immediately disqualified.
09:17Blimey, Greg.
09:17OK.
09:18Sorry to be serious...
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20..but I'm getting a little bit sick of people,
09:23getting on social media and giving me grief.
09:26OK, let's crack on.
09:28First to serve the servant are Morgana
09:30and Dara.
09:33Is that Alex there?
09:35That's Alex, isn't it?
09:36Only he would wear a hat like that.
09:39LAUGHTER
09:40All right, I'm just going for this.
09:41I want to work out a plan for the rest of it.
09:46ALEX!
09:47Excuse me, sir.
09:50Oh, for fuck's sake!
09:52LAUGHTER
09:57It's the wrong one.
09:58Dandy.
09:59Oh, for God's sake.
10:01Oh!
10:09I either had some other houses.
10:12Is that Alex?
10:18I reckon that's a minute.
10:20OK, I'm going to rethink this.
10:22Can I borrow your hat?
10:24Up a thing?
10:26Down a thing?
10:26Is it up a tree?
10:28Is it by the river?
10:29Do you want to have just buried him a mile away?
10:31Where the fuck is Alex?
10:36Here's your last.
10:37Is Alex gone?
10:40I'm going to call him.
10:42Can you call Alex and ask where he...
10:46So...
10:46Morning, Morgana.
10:47Would you like your five-star breakfast?
10:49Yes, please.
10:50Where is Alex?
10:52Where is he?
10:58Morning, Dara.
10:59Hi.
10:59How are you?
11:00I've kind of forgotten what I'm supposed to be.
11:08That was here.
11:09And that goes here.
11:11They're all there, are they?
11:12They're all there.
11:13This is way longer than a minute.
11:15Oh, very clever.
11:19It is a very blowy day.
11:22Can I have a sip of this?
11:24Can't remember what the rules are.
11:34Thank you, sir.
11:38Do you want me to stop the clock?
11:40Yes, please.
11:41Do you want to stop the clock?
11:42Oh, yeah, right now.
11:43Oh, now you have to clap for a minute.
11:46I don't.
11:52Well, I didn't expect my hard ruling to tragically play out so soon.
11:59We did provide a little timer.
12:00As if you would trust an egg timer that you guys gave us.
12:05Was it a minute long, that timer?
12:07No, it was a two-minute timer.
12:08It was a two-minute timer.
12:08Thank you very much.
12:09Dara, I've always hoped that the rumours about waiters spitting in
12:12people's food and drinks is made up, but apparently that's true, is it?
12:17Honestly, if you have to carry a drink which is very full,
12:19you can use your mouth as a pouch.
12:23As a pouch?
12:24As a pouch.
12:25And when I depouched, I made sure it was behind a pillar
12:28so he couldn't see the depouching of her.
12:30Yes.
12:30It wasn't until I saw the footage back.
12:35Now, here's Sarah's attempt.
12:40Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:51All right.
12:53Off.
12:58Oh.
12:59All right.
13:01Off.
13:03Oh.
13:07Oh!
13:10All right.
13:11Oh for fuck's sake, no
13:16Yes
13:18Yeah, that's not Alex those hands aren't Alex's shit
13:23Alex Alex
13:27Oh
13:29Hi Alex just the way you like oh
13:34What's there a dog in the restaurant?
13:36Oh
13:39How they normally serve it here, they're really sticky from the egg is there a better way to do this
13:54Well here comes the rain
14:02I'm doing my breakfast now you can take cover
14:12Goodbye
14:13Best waiter is difficult to define, but yes, I guess I don't want my waiters to throw all of my
14:19food into a bag
14:22Like a lost vagrant
14:26She definitely clapped something I did this task went for so long that Alex actually said Sarah
14:33You might want to move along we've got quite a few tasks to film today
14:37Okay, good time for a break
14:39It's around this time that your New Year's diet plan normally crashes doesn't it just accept it
14:45You're never gonna change toss a tube of Pringles down your gullet like the weak-willed human pelicans you all
14:51are
14:51Thank you
15:01Hello, welcome back to our third champion of champions special
15:05We are currently in the middle of a task which sees them all trying to find me and deliver me
15:10a meal as it was presented to them in the bandstand
15:12Only two people left one is series 13 champion Sophie Duker and the other is the guy who played Mike
15:18Cooper in Ghosts
15:19Okay
15:23I can decant I don't want to do that
15:29Okay, and it's been for absolutely nothing
15:34Who's Alex?
15:36I'm not gonna run. I'm gonna skip so screw all of you and your horrible rules
15:44Oh, come on
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