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Divorce Tears From The Alpha, But I Shine Alone Hd
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Ritune.
00:00:51Praise. She is the healer goddess.
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run.
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:45Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49We're doing it.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:36Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:57I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:00Huh? Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:58doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:02Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:49What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors, they've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess here.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:50James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28Holy God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew, disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security, get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:51Well, maybe we should give her a try.
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts on the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay.
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:18The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:29I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:37You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:49I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench.
00:14:50off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly
00:14:59moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog.
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:36Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:54She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but
00:16:05poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she getting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:06Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone
00:17:32in.
00:17:33All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Mm-hmm.
00:17:41Let's go.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:19:05We'll be fine.
00:19:06This is all right.
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh, my God.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:01I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:03No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:14I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:53Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:42is physically...
00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:59We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those anus cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:43you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:53are already the top female doctors
00:23:55in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe
00:24:09the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way
00:24:19this hobo girl
00:24:20is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:23Right now,
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:48to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod
00:24:51bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now.
00:24:56naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:25:00it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know
00:25:03the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:11whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know
00:25:14who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:18rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This isn't
00:25:22the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now
00:25:26give you
00:25:26the kiss of life.
00:25:28So we can both
00:25:29survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her
00:26:03only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:06she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:09the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can
00:26:11marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise
00:26:19to you that
00:26:20I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over
00:26:38ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated
00:26:44my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me.
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:49it's because of
00:26:49that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh, my God.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one
00:26:53who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean,
00:26:55she probably locked
00:26:56themselves in there
00:26:57on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie
00:26:58wouldn't have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide
00:27:14even if she's
00:27:15the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh, my God.
00:27:18Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been
00:27:43extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing, too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:27:59then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease-spreading
00:28:02tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just
00:28:11asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:17I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign
00:28:41of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold
00:28:55and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01Received my son.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:05don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have
00:29:08otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:17again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:20There is only
00:29:20one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:34Could you really
00:29:35be the goddess
00:29:35of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess
00:29:38of healing
00:29:38is well over
00:29:39100 years old
00:29:41and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter
00:29:45who I am.
00:29:45What matters
00:29:46is that the patient
00:29:47is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon,
00:29:49I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:51of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:55Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:08to marry me instead.
00:30:08I really appreciate it,
00:30:12but I'm sorry.
00:30:14I am already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:24for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really,
00:30:30I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds
00:30:36of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe
00:30:47in doing good
00:30:47in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiancé.
00:30:54He's back
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up
00:30:56with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like
00:31:11Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just
00:31:13dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:16his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:18the richest woman
00:31:18in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry
00:31:26that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:34I mean,
00:31:34I don't know
00:31:35about that homeless
00:31:35bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no,
00:31:41no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's not
00:31:43what's supposed
00:31:44to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much
00:31:47rather share him
00:31:47with you
00:31:48than let that
00:31:48penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs
00:31:52are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos
00:31:55out of here
00:31:55and revoke
00:31:56their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not bride.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was
00:32:12just dumb luck,
00:32:13but if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met
00:32:28a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest
00:32:34big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help
00:32:39finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:47so I want you,
00:32:48your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things,
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name
00:33:00on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:03one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:19Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:22to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:26Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over
00:33:31to the house
00:33:32now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:39and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend
00:33:47and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:55waste of my life
00:33:56when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:34And you?
00:34:36You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think
00:34:39she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she got me
00:34:43for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:59the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:07you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:17You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:38out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about,
00:35:41your sister?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase
00:35:52this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging
00:35:54on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:58with a piss-poor nobody
00:35:59like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:07And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:24those without substance
00:36:25underneath would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good
00:37:04by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my
00:37:06John Hancock
00:37:07at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:17so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do you remember that?
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited
00:37:50from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved
00:37:54several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:05betrayed you.
00:38:06But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:15it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have
00:38:18to believe me
00:38:19just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:21mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:25I vowed
00:38:26that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those
00:38:28in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:31back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:36I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet
00:38:37someone who will
00:38:38treat you right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:48Stop.
00:38:51He said
00:38:52Trixie's crushing
00:38:52my wedding.
00:38:54She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort
00:38:58you now that
00:38:58she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites
00:39:04back hard.
00:39:05So let her
00:39:05come and embarrass
00:39:06herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:11we broadcast
00:39:12that video of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:18stake the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:23sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:41Welcome home,
00:39:42General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:50He served with your
00:39:50regiment in the Marines.
00:39:52You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:53that can barely carry
00:39:54supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him
00:39:55and his entire
00:39:56family while
00:39:57he's been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed
00:40:01her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning
00:40:04to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their
00:40:05wedding.
00:40:06Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive
00:40:09today because
00:40:10of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her
00:40:12incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:14So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:16in protecting her?
00:40:17Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:21Then let's roll.
00:40:37Welcome everyone
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:41and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:43but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on
00:40:54the contract once
00:40:55again, Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham, Stowe.
00:40:57Butch is taking
00:40:58my last name.
00:40:59Oh and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:03secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04Health Department
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will
00:41:15also be arriving
00:41:17soon to give
00:41:18you the contract
00:41:18herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the
00:41:22best wife a man
00:41:23could ever dream
00:41:24of.
00:41:25We will make
00:41:26sure the crowd
00:41:27is entertained
00:41:28tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party
00:41:34doesn't start
00:41:35until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:03from this oncoming
00:42:04train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:16doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal
00:42:20off us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:31do you have of
00:42:31that?
00:42:32Look at me,
00:42:33then go look at
00:42:33yourself in the
00:42:34mirror.
00:42:35I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first
00:42:38woman president
00:42:38will be here any
00:42:39second on to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're
00:42:41nothing but a
00:42:42washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:47See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up
00:42:57to me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Rejecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when
00:43:12I'm the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:13contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:24education, no
00:43:25connection, so
00:43:25how could you
00:43:26possibly have a
00:43:27pool to get the
00:43:28U.S. fucking
00:43:29president to give
00:43:30me a billion-dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:33humble beginnings,
00:43:34Marissa, and I
00:43:35saw potential in
00:43:36you, even trusted
00:43:37you as my best
00:43:37friend.
00:43:38But I recognize
00:43:39now that greed
00:43:40has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:43sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal our
00:43:48from Lane
00:43:49Spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying
00:43:58the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her
00:44:07stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger and
00:44:14you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of
00:44:16everyone for me,
00:44:17butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:20sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:29But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:34That's why no man
00:44:35will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:42request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:55Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:02billion-dollar contract
00:45:02for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make
00:45:07us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:25She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:27have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:31over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to,
00:45:42I don't know,
00:45:43beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:54You must understand
00:45:56me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything
00:45:58I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:07Bro,
00:46:09she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that
00:46:11just because she
00:46:11rented a pretty
00:46:12little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14invested in batty.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:17to just toss away,
00:46:18Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think
00:46:25you're Cinderella
00:46:26so you can just
00:46:26show up to a fancy
00:46:27party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security,
00:46:33lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will
00:46:41die, bitch.
00:46:45We found
00:46:46Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being
00:46:47cornered by her
00:46:48ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna
00:46:52wish he died in
00:46:52battle after I'm
00:46:53done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:47:00toy guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty
00:47:02of people from
00:47:03much worse.
00:47:05Including your
00:47:06head of command,
00:47:07Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:11legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a
00:47:13coma for years
00:47:14after he saved
00:47:15the nation from
00:47:15a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an
00:47:17unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:19ugly leech,
00:47:20so how could you
00:47:21possibly have this
00:47:22magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General
00:47:25Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's
00:47:26gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really
00:47:28cured the
00:47:28incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa
00:47:31is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's
00:47:33out.
00:47:34You're just
00:47:34asking to be
00:47:35humiliated,
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them,
00:47:37Butch.
00:47:43See for
00:47:44yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're
00:47:54rich as fuck
00:47:55now.
00:47:56I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:58Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:02with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female
00:48:05president of the
00:48:06United States
00:48:07herself,
00:48:08bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just
00:48:10trying to leech off
00:48:11you like a
00:48:12parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:15marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:24or you're as accomplished
00:48:25as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:37can dream of.
00:48:38But I valued
00:48:39our friendship,
00:48:39Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came
00:48:41here to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:53corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:02why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:03for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassed man
00:49:09like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:26How dare you
00:49:27hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:29alive!
00:49:30Please,
00:49:31I'll do something.
00:49:32Don't worry,
00:49:33my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:35with you,
00:49:35Trixie,
00:49:35not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:38to save you.
00:49:39Oh,
00:49:40is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down
00:49:45on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:50here,
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need
00:49:55to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57any of the
00:49:58powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:02touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Lysander
00:50:06scooped you
00:50:06off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:08good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring
00:50:13my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:17shoot you.
00:50:18On the count
00:50:19of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:21like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine
00:50:35is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:41is laying
00:50:42a hand
00:50:42on my future
00:50:43wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:52It's...
00:51:01Who the hell
00:51:02is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:07that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No,
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie,
00:51:18remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really,
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:26because you're
00:51:26a good man,
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me
00:51:28any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind
00:51:45of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man
00:51:46would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:54for cash.
00:51:55No man
00:51:55with a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:09I'm a major.
00:52:10You know,
00:52:10look man,
00:52:11I know Trixie
00:52:12is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:17your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:19worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks
00:52:28about a woman
00:52:28in Elway.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:36Mmm.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:42with fire
00:52:42to deal
00:52:42with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious,
00:52:46Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:50off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're gonna
00:52:52do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You wanna fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:56little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:04not know
00:53:04who this is,
00:53:05Butch?
00:53:05I thought
00:53:06you were in
00:53:06the Marines.
00:53:07What have you
00:53:08been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't
00:53:09know who
00:53:09this war hero is?
00:53:12He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should
00:53:43try this.
00:53:43and love some
00:53:43more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the
00:53:47wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:58I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for
00:53:59anything after
00:54:00you saved my
00:54:00life.
00:54:01But I know
00:54:02that we shared
00:54:03a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the
00:54:07kind of man
00:54:08to get close
00:54:08to a woman
00:54:09and then just
00:54:09disappear.
00:54:10It's not in
00:54:11my nature.
00:54:12like somebody
00:54:13else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie,
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the
00:54:27one for me.
00:54:30Trixie, this guy's
00:54:30either nuts or a
00:54:31really, really
00:54:33good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:36Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:44Trixie, I know
00:54:45that you just
00:54:45lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer
00:54:53Aniston.
00:54:56Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to my entire
00:55:02fortune, which
00:55:04is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune
00:55:06from a cowboy
00:55:06actor?
00:55:07It must be that
00:55:08easy.
00:55:09They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire life
00:55:10savings on this
00:55:11clown show.
00:55:11They've got
00:55:11nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I
00:55:14really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you
00:55:18are the farthest
00:55:19thing from a
00:55:19material woman,
00:55:20which is exactly
00:55:22why my third
00:55:23gift is, um,
00:55:26well.
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my God.
00:55:46You found my
00:55:48dog.
00:55:52Trixie, I'm
00:55:52just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much
00:55:55more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry
00:56:01me?
00:56:04You know I
00:56:04can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will
00:56:11marry you.
00:56:12Thanks.
00:56:28Go, go, power
00:56:29couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power
00:56:34couple here is
00:56:34Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind
00:56:37everyone how
00:56:38worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in
00:56:42their right mind
00:56:43would marry that
00:56:45embarrassing sack
00:56:45of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if
00:56:48she's homeless or
00:56:48not, but I'm
00:56:49making this woman
00:56:50my wife, which
00:56:51means that she
00:56:52will be treated
00:56:52as and cherished
00:56:54as the most
00:56:55precious woman
00:56:55on earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't
00:57:02realize that my
00:57:03brother is the
00:57:04most powerful man
00:57:05on earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:07Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:16As if, like the
00:57:17almighty General
00:57:18Lysander Armstrong
00:57:20would propose to a
00:57:21homeless prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie.
00:57:23Yes, the Armstrong
00:57:23family basically
00:57:24controlled the
00:57:25global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the princess of
00:57:29England than someone
00:57:29from the lowest
00:57:30rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:36enjoy your last
00:57:36breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we
00:57:38waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor
00:57:42people do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people
00:57:45bad luck?
00:57:47She wishes she
00:57:48could blame her
00:57:48low status on
00:57:49bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's
00:57:51just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarried.
00:57:56vulnerable.
00:57:59I can dispose of
00:58:00them in other
00:58:01means if you
00:58:02don't prefer
00:58:02violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:08all the heavy
00:58:08lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead,
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is
00:58:18Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so
00:58:24scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:28on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a fake
00:58:46arrest!
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:58:55Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that
00:58:57was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real
00:58:59call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:01like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's the thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of
00:59:16Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the
00:59:18Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:27You're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:32man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:37the man every
00:59:37girl wants
00:59:38and every man
00:59:39wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad
00:59:44will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to
00:59:50extort money from us.
00:59:52Sasa.
00:59:53Sasa.
00:59:54Sasa.
00:59:59Sasa.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over
01:00:02Trixie,
01:00:02because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:04for so long
01:00:04and you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:10a good time.
01:00:13Do you have your
01:00:13hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested
01:00:22in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:27Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save
01:00:33the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't
01:00:38want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:43a room full of
01:00:44pageant winners.
01:00:4518 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixine.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:03your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell
01:01:07out other innocent
01:01:08girls just to get
01:01:09your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:11to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:15everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the
01:01:32phone with the
01:01:32president and she
01:01:33said your contract
01:01:33is not getting
01:01:34canceled because it
01:01:35was assigned by
01:01:36the goddess healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:38So we won't go
01:01:39bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and highly
01:01:43elusive sage in the
01:01:44field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:46biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the
01:01:48highest honor anyone
01:01:49can have in the
01:01:50field of health and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's
01:01:53motto is,
01:01:54the right rewrites
01:01:55the wrong,
01:01:56the left leave the
01:01:57wrong bereft.
01:01:59That means she's
01:02:00rewarding me.
01:02:01The president would
01:02:01never let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on
01:02:05her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:11handsome motherfucker
01:02:11over here isn't
01:02:13Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares
01:02:15who he is?
01:02:16If the president and
01:02:17the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my
01:02:18products, who cares
01:02:20about this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break his
01:02:22legs, break his
01:02:23arms, no one would
01:02:23even bat an eye.
01:02:25She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission to
01:02:26call upon secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:32You're under arrest
01:02:33for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest
01:02:45her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:54doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:56between you and
01:02:56Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:02I can attest that
01:03:03Trixie Amoria
01:03:04is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind
01:03:06hearted and would
01:03:07never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university
01:03:11tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:12her everything she
01:03:13had just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also paid for
01:03:16my recent heart
01:03:17surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:20is an incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from
01:03:24heaven.
01:03:28You must be the
01:03:29criminal pretending
01:03:30to be General
01:03:31Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not
01:03:34a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist
01:03:38attack.
01:03:39Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:40would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash.
01:03:42And that's why
01:03:42it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong only fell
01:03:47into a coma because
01:03:48of the fight with
01:03:49the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:57is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise
01:03:59I'll get it resolved
01:04:00and we can focus
01:04:01on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to
01:04:05arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get
01:04:09to decide, punk.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:38If you can.
01:05:04If you can.
01:05:07If you can.
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:28Oh, damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Dovan, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:53Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:45not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:54God, wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:09Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:24You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking
01:11:49truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:54It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:02No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:14that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is...
01:15:21You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:25And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:49We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:16My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:37Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:49Oh!
01:17:51Oh!
01:17:52Oh!
01:17:54Oh!
01:17:57Oh!
01:17:59Oh!
01:18:05Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:27I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:31And this is the kind of gasterly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison!
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:09She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42Me!
01:19:57My contract you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is
01:20:18a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that you're the
01:20:24real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot
01:20:30tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is
01:20:39here and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world pardon me for that little
01:20:45mishap right madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision i'll she's gonna give
01:20:55you my billion dollar i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish you idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want
01:21:23to vomit
01:21:24i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the goddess
01:21:38the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:21:47her
01:22:03welcome goddess
01:22:16you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28help those in need and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:34no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39she took it away just like that
01:22:43that was her golden ticket
01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:22:49we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear
01:22:53i didn't know you were an excellent saint
01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00she's an amazing person
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's gonna be my wife
01:23:08because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:10on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals
01:23:31all her glory
01:23:33all that could have been mine
01:23:35this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduce me
01:23:41you were the one that came onto me
01:23:42you himbo
01:23:43please
01:23:44trixie
01:23:46give me another chance
01:23:48i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa
01:24:13i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17i don't care
01:24:18you were rich
01:24:20i'll see myself now
01:24:22rest assured goddess
01:24:24we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:31i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:36with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:41well let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:46let's party
01:24:48wait what if we just got married
01:24:51right now
01:24:52yes
01:24:53well
01:24:56do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:09that's why
01:25:10again
01:25:10i do
01:25:10to be my
01:25:11mommy
01:25:11you
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