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00:31Okay, it's doggy time baby, let's flip it.
00:34It's okay, Doc.
00:36You can watch.
00:37There's a lot to admire here.
00:39Okay, baby.
00:39Put it back in.
00:40Just a second.
00:41You want it more?
00:42Yeah.
00:43So bad.
00:44I'm so sure it's a doggy.
00:46I'll put it back in.
00:48You know, I've always been more of like a grower than a shower.
00:51This is...
00:52This is ridiculous.
00:54You really should be more careful.
00:56Yeah, why?
00:57We got some booty juice on the loose.
00:59No, clearly you weren't listening at the presentation.
01:02Deeper daddy.
01:03The serum is alive, living in your bloodstream.
01:06Your bodily fluids.
01:08Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective.
01:11Pathogen?
01:12Like a virus?
01:13Yes.
01:13That's exactly right.
01:15Precisely.
01:16Hey!
01:16Do not kill my biped.
01:19Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how such strong viral characteristics
01:23will behave within such a short-term incubation window.
01:25Are we talking like the goddamn flu or something?
01:29I'm saying there are unknowns.
01:32There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes.
01:35Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient.
01:38Some lab could...
01:41Where we weren't...
01:42Bulls...
01:43Shit!
01:45Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:48Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:58Ah!
02:14Ah!
02:16Ah!
02:21Hello. It's nice to meet you.
02:27Let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever could imagine.
02:32You know, fuck it. Let me show you the greatest drug you could ever imagine.
03:13You okay in there?
03:14Yes. I'll be right out.
03:16You okay in there?
03:20I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made.
03:25I have uses for your talents.
03:28But you keep fucking with my head.
03:30I will change my mind.
03:32Clinical realities require difficult conversations.
03:35Well, isn't that a ballsy approach for a man in your position?
03:40I was trying to help.
03:41After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur.
03:45Adjustments would have been made accordingly.
03:47Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested in much follow-up.
03:50Follow-up?
03:51Now, follow-up for what?
03:54Side effects, anomalies, contagiousness was near the top of my concerns.
03:59And I'm guessing that's not good for you, is it?
04:03What's that?
04:04Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends.
04:07Oh, they weren't my friends.
04:12Billionaires, we don't need friends.
04:15We have staff.
04:17And god buddies.
04:18Apps.
04:19Stewardess.
04:20You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this.
04:23The bio-identical serum has huge pharmaceutical potential.
04:27And I'm alive to help you make the biggest anti-aging drug in the history of mankind.
04:31A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth.
04:36What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me?
04:39I assure you, this is no game.
04:43You think you're brilliant.
04:44And everyone around you tells you this every moment of every day.
04:48I won't do that.
04:50You are a caveman playing with fire now and fire burns.
04:56Oh, fucking gosh.
04:59So what, every time I just sneeze, this shit's just going to scatter everywhere?
05:03Not that kind of contagious.
05:06You're familiar with HIV, I assume.
05:12This guy.
05:13More anomalies may appear and adjustments can still be made.
05:17Let me draw a vial and begin to get new data sets this week.
05:20I'm sorry, have I given you the impression that we have some sort of trust thing going on here?
05:27I'm more than just an item of luxury.
05:29I'm necessary.
05:31Together we have unleashed something new.
05:33I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins.
05:36Let me continue to be its caretaker.
05:39And by extension, you as well.
05:45What about her?
05:48So she's infected.
05:51Was she just going to change like I did?
05:56And likely becomes contagious herself.
06:00Starts to become a version of a street drug.
06:02If she copulates with someone else.
06:06Caps your market value on the low side.
06:50Do you want to change like I did?
10:37I...
10:37Who in God's name are you?
10:39Oh, darling.
10:41Have you finally lost that last lonely marble in that dusty head of yours?
10:48Jefferson?
10:49Jefferson?
10:50Jefferson?
10:50How could you not recognize your dearly beloved husband?
10:57Byron, I know you can hear me.
10:58What kind of a joke is that?
11:00That's so stupid.
11:01That's a bullshit.
11:02A joke.
11:03A joke.
11:03The only joke here is that someone as good-looking as me could still be married to... you.
11:10Get out!
11:11Get out!
11:12That's exactly what you said to me on our honeymoon.
11:15I was drugged.
11:16Oh, no.
11:17Accidentally.
11:17That mystery bag of pills that you carry around to keep you upright was so disorganized I confused the good
11:23time Molly for the sad time laxatives.
11:25Magical Balinese sunsets strapped to a toilet.
11:28Well, you finally shed that bulging shit-belly, so you're welcome.
11:37Yeah, ironic, isn't it?
11:39I spent a lifetime toying with getting rid of it to have it be the only thing left of the
11:43old me.
11:44My beloved third nipple.
11:46Archibald.
11:50How did this happen, you ask?
11:51Well, I told you I was onto something great.
11:56And you mocked me.
11:58But that's okay.
11:59Because when you look this good, you don't hold grudges anymore.
12:05So, with my snazzy new outlook, I will make you a one-time offer.
12:12I'll venture into that deli counter you've got in your pants and give you the gift of mental and physical
12:20transformation via my hot magic load.
12:25Magic what?
12:27My G's.
12:29I don't know how you did this.
12:32But am I surprised, truly?
12:34No.
12:35You want to amaze me, right?
12:38Like you wanted me to gasp at your electric car, at the spaceship to Venus and Mars, and the peps
12:45died in Africa, and the new robotic whatever.
12:49I have not now, nor have I ever been impressed with you.
12:53So what?
12:54Now you look like a slightly aging Bruce Weber model.
12:58And I say, go fuck yourself.
13:01I am not clapping for you.
13:04You exhaust me.
13:06You're the same dumpster with a fresh coat of paint, you clown boy.
13:10Okay.
13:12Well...
13:14Your...
13:15Garbage jeans...
13:17Produced to garbage children.
13:20And somebody's gonna have to hold their hands for the next 50 years, and it ain't gonna be me.
13:25Blah, blah, blah, blah...
13:27Right.
13:29Oh.
13:30Can you imagine the mind fuck that the rest of the world's gonna have?
13:36The physicality of a professional athlete.
13:40The blood work of a 25 year old.
13:44A single shot.
13:46One size, fits all, cure all for everything.
13:50You're a fucking vampire.
13:52A Nosferatu.
13:53Yes.
13:55And you think you can stroll back into society without anybody noticing?
14:00No, no.
14:02That's the point.
14:04I'm the world's greatest goddamn advertisement for the hottest new super drug that makes you effortlessly beautiful.
14:14Perfect, even, for eternity.
14:18You don't have to diet.
14:20You don't have to exercise.
14:22Well, the FDA might have something to say about that.
14:26Yeah.
14:26The FDA.
14:29Please.
14:31They're useless.
14:33They're meaningless now.
14:35They have a phantom agency.
14:38Once the public gets a whiff of this, and they see what's possible,
14:45you think some red tape moat or stuffy senator on stroke medication is gonna get in the way of this?
14:53Eli Lin.
14:54Novo Nordis.
14:56Nobody's gonna give a shit about that kind of small potatoes.
15:02Trillions.
15:03Trillions.
15:04Not billions.
15:05Trillions.
15:07This is rapid refinement, followed by mass production.
15:11Aggressively priced, but low enough to feel attainable by everyone.
15:18There are gonna be so many maxed out credit cards and empty college funds when this shit hits the market.
15:26I leave some room in my schedule to visit you and your friends at The Hague.
15:32No, no.
15:33My blood, and mine alone, is the liquid gold here.
15:43Let's just say we worked out an exclusive arrangement.
15:49A bulletproof one.
15:51Lack of real talent was always your biggest insecurity.
15:56A monster who's just simply a shiny salesman in a metaphorical cheap suit.
16:04Let me tell you something, and I hope you listen to me very carefully.
16:09Your mother is the only person that will ever remember you, and that's because of the pain you caused her
16:14when you were born.
16:15That's how insignificant you are.
16:18Because of the sheer lack of capability as a human to contribute to society.
16:25This ploy of yours, it doesn't make you immortal.
16:29It doesn't save us.
16:30It ends us.
16:32You're sad.
16:35To turn down the chains.
16:37To be Eve.
16:39To my Adam.
16:41To create a whole new race.
16:43A whole new world.
16:46You're mad.
16:48I'm mad.
16:49I didn't kill you years ago.
16:52And that's true, baby.
16:55I'm not going to be part of any of this.
16:59But, I might warn the world about what you're up to.
17:04I'm wearing the most delightful Christian Lacroix from the 1988 collection.
17:13That is beauty.
17:25How much longer?
17:27Moments.
17:28We have shocked and amplified the tissue sample to replicate the lifespan of the...
17:33The what?
17:33Well, I don't see much point in calling the beauty anything other than what it really is.
17:38A fully formed, mutating, self-replicating virus.
17:45Whoa!
17:46Whoa!
17:54What the fuck was that?
17:56The end of the beauty's lifespan.
17:59Our latest data indicates that roughly 855 days after dosage, infection with the beauty, a type of catastrophic reaction occurs.
18:10That looks like a fucking explosion.
18:14Ignition ketosis, we call it.
18:20You microscope hump, you motherfucker.
18:22You think you're so clever, don't you?
18:24I told you there could be anomalies.
18:26Anomalies?
18:27Sexual transmission is an anomaly.
18:31That is our fucking bioweapon.
18:33It doesn't have to be.
18:34How am I supposed to sell this?
18:36What about my life?
18:38What happens to me in 855 days?
18:43Jefferson!
18:45Finish it.
18:47Please, wait, wait.
18:49I can save you.
18:51I'll find somebody else for that.
18:52There isn't enough time.
18:54Even the most brilliant line would take years to retrace my steps by then.
18:59I, I...
19:00Fuck.
19:00I can manage it.
19:02I can create stabilizers, boosters, treatments to prevent the ketosis.
19:06You can sell those as well.
19:08I will find a cure, Mr. Force.
19:10I will perfect the formula.
19:23You have no idea what you created, do you?
19:33When Oppenheimer prepared to press the button at Trinity, he knew there was a possibility.
19:37However small that unleashing that kind of power would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world.
19:42He did what needed to be done.
19:45Science must move forward.
19:48Great things do not come without risk.
19:52Cost.
20:03We're both invested in improving upon your current state.
20:08I told you to let me be your caretaker, and I meant it.
20:11You don't give a shit about me.
20:17You just get off on fondling your little creation, you fucking nerd.
20:23I know it's been difficult to accept, but you are my creation.
20:31Ah.
20:37I have 855 days.
20:41That means you have 854.
20:46Fix the box.
20:48This is a business.
20:50I need a product, and we go to market in six months.
20:53Mr. Forrest, that's-
20:54You keep calling me that.
20:57Mr. Forrest.
20:59Mr. Forrest.
21:04Do I look like Byron Forrest to you?
21:09You said it yourself, I am something new.
21:12An evolution.
21:13I am superior.
21:18So kneel.
21:24Byron Forrest is no more.
21:27You kneel before God.
21:56Ready?
21:57Hit it.
22:00Sequence one, finished.
22:02Go sweetly into the mysterious void, friends.
22:08This is the weirdest job I've ever had.
22:12Seriously, don't you just wish we knew what the fuck we were working on?
22:15Of course I do, but good luck getting behind the big scary door, bud.
22:23In another bar fight?
22:26Goddamn estrogen hitting me hard, finally.
22:29Sorry. No, that's okay.
22:30A lot more changes are gonna be coming soon, so ask away, Mikey.
22:36Does it feel, like, weird?
22:38It sure does.
22:39Pretty big overhaul going on, you know?
22:42Well, I gotta say, your tits are looking sweet.
22:50Hey, Clara, you know, what you're doing, I-I-I know it's tough and people don't understand, but I think
22:57this is really cool.
22:58I mean, you're gonna be a woman soon.
23:00I am a woman now, Mike.
23:02You know what I meant.
23:03I do.
23:06Like, I-I just, I want you to know that...
23:11Forget it.
23:12Tell me. Come on.
23:13I was just gonna say that, like, what-what you're doing, I-I-I think it's brave and I'm here
23:22for you. I have your back.
23:24You're a great man. And a great friend. You really are.
23:28The worst part is now. All this in-between stuff. Be honest. Do I have a single feminine feature?
23:36No, no. Don't start playing that game. You are gonna drive yourself insane.
23:40Well, the barista at Starbucks this morning handed me a coffee and said, here you go, dude. Kinda says it
23:46all.
23:46It's gonna take some time. And then, I think there's, like, support groups and stuff.
23:51You're the best support group I could ever have.
23:54Oh, could you hand me the phosphorus reagent?
23:58Okay, your turn.
24:00How about you be honest with me?
24:03You got no riz.
24:05Hey, now.
24:06Charisma. I love you, Mike, but you don't.
24:08I've been reconnecting with my kids after the divorce, and they update me on all the new lingo.
24:14So, I mean, what did you do this weekend?
24:17Actually, all kinds of fun stuff.
24:31Hang on. I do have charisma.
24:35You lack confidence.
24:37Well, arrogant people suck.
24:38No, no, no. Confidence is different.
24:40MIT grad, sweet, supportive.
24:43Everyone that gets to know you loves you.
24:45You just have to act like it.
24:47Sitting around being Mr. Alone guy and playing fantasy football isn't getting you anywhere.
24:52And for heaven's sakes, no more super cuts.
24:54Okay, now I feel attacked.
24:56Honesty time. Over.
25:05Look, I am tired, you know, tired of being alone.
25:11Look, I just, I'd like to love someone, and I'd like someone to love me.
25:18Chris, am I that awful? Am I ugly or something?
25:23I try to be nice, but I try so hard, but this is just not enough in the world anymore.
25:30I'm like, look at me.
25:32You dress for shit, but your heart is stunning.
25:37One day your princess will come.
25:39Keep trying.
25:41Put yourself out there.
25:46You should just hurry up and transition already.
25:48And we can get married.
25:50Not unless I change my name to Jen.
25:52Ah, yes. I noticed. You like her.
25:57I do like her. You can tell.
25:58I can tell. And it's great.
26:00Declaring your feelings is the first step in what could be a beautiful relationship.
26:06Did I tell you what she said yesterday?
26:09Hey, Mike. Sweet sneaks.
26:17What do you think that means?
26:19Shit, or get off the pot there, Mikey.
26:22Ask the girl out.
26:24Or move on.
26:25You can do it.
26:27Good morning, world changers.
26:28Our productivity algorithm detects a different efficiency.
26:32Please return to normal levels.
26:42Mikey! Come sit.
26:50How's things? My favorite keyboard warrior.
26:52Oh, that's great.
26:55You know, not as good as you and your furry friends over in testing.
26:59My heart. I do love them. Probably too much.
27:02Yeah, they're better than people. That's what I always say.
27:05Right? Drives me up the fucking wall every time I read about the cruelty these companies inflict.
27:08Totally. I mean, blackfish? Makes me want to barf.
27:12Yeah, I really believe that we can have it both ways.
27:13That we can make biotech breakthroughs that help humans without torturing these poor creatures.
27:20I'm sorry, this is turning into a TED talk.
27:22No, no, no. I'm into it.
27:26I bet you know all the little secrets of this place, huh?
27:32Can I trust you?
27:40His name is Larry, and he's my sweet boy.
27:44Oh. Hello there, Larry.
27:48He hasn't been doing so well lately, but...
27:52We're hoping to fix that.
27:54You stay strong, Larry.
27:57They let you take a picture in there?
27:59Why, you a narc or something?
28:03That little fella just needs a little Bill's jersey, and he'll be good to go.
28:07Mmm, big game this weekend.
28:08I'm gonna grill up some of my famous buffalo wings.
28:12I'll bring some in for you.
28:18You crepes are awesome.
28:20Huh?
28:20There's a, um...
28:23This is really cool.
28:25New place over on 117.
28:30Um...
28:31Do you wanna, like, just go with...
28:34With me?
28:36Oh yeah, that'd be cool.
28:37Yeah?
28:38My fiancé has a golf outing on Sunday.
28:40We could go before kickoff or whatever.
28:44Fiancé?
28:45Yeah, finally asked, like six months ago.
28:50Um...
28:51I wear the ring on a necklace.
28:53Goddamn birth control turns my fingers into sausages.
28:56Hurts like hell.
28:57Things we women do, you know?
28:59Right.
29:02Wait, Mikey, were you asking me on a date?
29:04We kind of, no.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Oh, Mikey.
29:09I love you, but you're my work buddy.
29:11I, I know, I know.
29:13It's just a...
29:15You know what?
29:17Congratulations.
29:18I'm stoked for you.
29:19That's really, really exciting.
29:24Oh.
29:26Just...
29:27Oh.
29:27Yeah, right there.
29:30Oh.
29:32Bye.
29:40Bye.
29:41What?
29:42No fucking way.
29:44Yup.
29:44For six whole months.
29:49You think she was bullshitting me?
29:51Jen's a sweet girl, but honestly, that's some shady shit right there.
29:56I have seen her flirt with you.
29:57I'm not crazy, right?
29:59Hell no.
29:59She was leading you on.
30:02Oh.
30:03On behalf of all women, please accept my apology.
30:09I'm proud of you.
30:11It's hard putting yourself out there.
30:17Please remain calm.
30:19This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
30:25Please remain calm.
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30:50This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
30:54Please remain calm.
30:57This is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated.
31:02Well, uh, don't act like you don't know the deal.
31:05I'm for the animals?
31:07Cute.
31:08Now.
31:08For your safety and security advisory update,
31:11lockdown measures ended.
31:13Please return to your terminals and resume prototyping.
31:17Have a great day.
31:25Finally, some peas!
31:28Not if you keep screaming.
31:43Hey, Jen.
31:45I thought there was some drama in your zone.
31:47You okay?
31:49Larry.
31:51Shit, what happened?
31:52I don't know.
31:53The lab cuts gave him this stuff, this serum.
31:56It was supposed to help him make him stronger,
31:59healthier, and it did.
32:00I've never seen such a startling transformation in any creature before.
32:04Transformation?
32:05He was a totally different chimp, Mike.
32:06He turned into this perfect, straight-out-of-nat-geo-looking fella.
32:10He had energy.
32:12His smile glowed.
32:13His fur was gorgeous.
32:14His body was all filled out.
32:15He was like a perfect muscle-bound specimen.
32:18And then my sweet boy got so angry.
32:43Larry.
32:44Larry!
32:44Larry!
32:45It's me!
32:46Larry, it's me!
32:48Larry, it's me!
32:49Larry!
32:53He turned on me.
32:55Oh, oh.
32:57How could I let this happen?
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00You cannot possibly blame yourself.
33:03He trusted me, Mike.
33:04There was a bond.
33:05Of course there was, because you are so good.
33:08Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted.
33:10Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes.
33:13Maybe we should go back to the med lab
33:15so those dorks can stitch you up.
33:17If I go back in there, I'm torching everything
33:19and so on for it.
33:20Maybe don't do that.
33:22I'm just another phony cog in the machine,
33:24lying to myself about noble causes
33:26to justify a fat paycheck.
33:28You're being too hard on yourself.
33:32Jen, do you have any idea what it was
33:36that they gave him to give him those muscles?
33:40Whatever's in cryostorage.
33:47Are you okay?
33:49Yeah, I just feel like shit.
33:50My skin's on fire.
33:51That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off.
33:55Yeah, nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix.
33:59Okay, night, Mikey.
34:01Good night.
34:04For real?
34:05Like some super transformational serum?
34:09So much so that once it hit his bloodstream,
34:11the chimp went apeshit.
34:14Wow.
34:15But like how?
34:16Fuck, if I know.
34:18I mean, once I heard muscles,
34:19I was like, well, tell me more.
34:21Huh.
34:22Seems a little too good to be true.
34:38Everybody hates her.
34:39Don't sweat it.
34:40Oh, God.
34:42Oh, God.
34:44You okay?
34:45These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer.
34:47It's just, I'm so tired and everything hurts.
34:51And I'm tired of looking this way.
34:52I'm tired of feeling this way.
34:53People are idiots.
34:54I don't care about the idiots.
34:56I care about these stupid fucking cock and balls
34:58that I can feel every time I take a step in.
35:01I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06Doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:13God damn it.
35:16Look.
35:21Look, you're beautiful.
35:22People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It bucks with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers
35:38and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something
35:44just down the fucking hall
35:45and you're treating it like a goof.
35:48Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:50If you took something like this,
35:53you would have a whole line of gins a million long.
35:57Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:00Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:31I don't know.
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