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The Beauty S01E03 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:28Water!
02:29Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:34Water.
02:35What the fuck?
02:37Water.
02:40Water!
02:42No!
02:47Britney!
02:48Britney!
02:49No!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
03:25Oh, God!
03:25Oh, God!
03:26Oh, God!
03:27Oh, God!
03:28Oh, God!
03:56Oh, God!
03:58Oh, God!
04:00Oh, God!
04:15Oh, God!
04:16Old Man
04:16Old Man
04:16Old Man
04:17Old Man
04:17Old Man
04:23Old Man
04:23Old Man
04:24Old Man
04:29Old Man
04:31Old Man
04:33Old Man
04:33Old Man
04:36Allora, ci faccio capire, cerchiamo di mettere le cose in chiaro una volta per tutte?
04:41Il sindaco ci sta davvero colpito sul collo per si è rapile nei palazzi.
04:45Well, you've already said it. It was a trap.
04:49Excuse me, it's an aggression.
04:50They tried to kill me.
04:53And how?
04:56Please, call me the DGSI.
04:59Vincent serve.
05:01He can tell you everything.
05:02We're here for 4 hours.
05:06Where is the commissary?
05:08We're here for 4 hours, but we have to understand.
05:10There are already two corpses.
05:13And if you don't finish this shit,
05:17you will have many others.
05:19What is the threat?
05:21If they have been attacked,
05:24then all of you, my colleague,
05:28we're all in danger.
05:30You don't know what's going on.
05:33No, we're not able to get rid of it.
05:36In any case, if you're mischied.
05:38I don't know.
05:39Mafia?
05:41La roba sessuale?
05:42It would be better to tell you.
05:43Listen, this is your job.
05:46I understand.
05:48But...
05:48You're in an investigation at a level...
05:51You're in an investigation at a level...
05:51You're in an investigation at a level...
05:52You're in an investigation at a level...
05:52Yes.
05:54Mission impossible.
05:55Hey, give me the fucker!
05:57These Americans are always arrogant, eh?
05:59You're in an investigation at a level...
06:13Basta.
06:15Let's go.
06:43It never gets easier, you know?
06:45It's like picking your favorite child.
06:48All brilliant and beautiful in their own way.
06:51Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel.
06:55The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge...
06:58Which allows for a more elegant cut...
07:00And severed nerve endings.
07:03Like that.
07:05Thoughts?
07:07Come on, speak up, my man.
07:09I'm not gonna get off of you.
07:10Just sit there like a sad sack.
07:12What?
07:14You think it's something a little theatrical, right?
07:17More Braveheart.
07:19No, no, I got you, bro.
07:20Don't worry about it.
07:22Yeah.
07:32You didn't obey the rules.
07:34Did you?
07:37I don't get people your age.
07:39Thinking you're so goddamn special.
07:41Working from home in sweatpants and...
07:43Open relationships and sexual anarchy.
07:46Nothing sacred anymore.
07:48It's disgusting.
07:50You signed an agreement.
07:52You were given a sacred gift and you show your appreciation...
07:56By throwing your dick into strangers...
07:59And affecting others.
08:02Yeah.
08:10That's a moment, right?
08:20That's a moment, right?
08:23Oh, please.
08:33Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging.
08:42Make it quick.
08:43There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:45Ouch.
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:48He came in contact with the Venetian runner.
08:50She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:54How exciting.
08:56It's Sydney Annapolis.
08:58Fuck me.
08:59Are you sure?
09:00Why the digital footprints never lie.
09:02Hold, please.
09:05Ah.
09:07Ah.
09:08Grazie mille.
09:10Grazie mille.
09:12Oh.
09:14Fucking...
09:15Hello?
09:15I'm here.
09:17Heavy as a clam.
09:18At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:21Not really.
09:24Only two more explorations in Venice.
09:26I tried telling you I need better help.
09:28Stay focused.
09:30We solve one problem at a time.
09:33I'm shredding water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:37We got this.
09:38We're good.
09:39No worries.
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:43Turn me loose.
09:44I need to make a call to the old Blackwater crew.
09:46You want speed?
09:47Get me mercs with skills.
09:49Pros.
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:51I'm not very good at hellos.
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:20Who's going to bebildensitive?
10:36Who will have a memory to leave yesterday until this ship you're adding closer?
10:38You're having to keep coming designers or anything else.
10:38What do you think was designed looking for?
10:39Because there's much of pride
10:39Every time you need, you fucking asshole, but I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting cold.
10:45And by the way, we have to talk about Tig. Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:53Tig? Who the fuck is Tig?
10:55Tiger, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for, you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
11:04He relapsed again.
11:05Again?
11:06He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland. We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side. I've organized
11:11it all.
11:12Have fun.
11:14I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren.
11:17They're actually excited about what I have cooking up, as one would expect.
11:22It is official, then. You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:27Every night, I pray for your death.
11:32Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:40Can we play some Yacht Rock?
11:46Hey.
11:47Just letting you know a fresh wire came through.
11:50Should post tomorrow.
11:52He asked about you again.
11:53Jesus Christ.
11:55How many times are we going to do this?
11:57It's not too late, Antonio. We can figure something out.
12:00He needs his father in his life.
12:02He needs a father. He doesn't need me.
12:04You already know the deal.
12:06As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him.
12:10Good news.
12:11There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:14At the Hilton?
12:17He's fucking high.
12:37Hello.
12:38Fuck.
12:41Still nothing.
12:43We searched the hotel. All the stuff is there.
12:45No struggle, nothing on the hotel footage.
12:48We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:52I never should have left her.
12:54Where is DC is freaking out? They got a plan on standby.
12:57Oh, fuck that.
12:58They went after me, they went after her.
13:00We gotta find her.
13:00I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel, then let's meet.
13:03I had a team take care of that.
13:04Follow me.
13:09Both of the guys you killed tested positive.
13:11You've been exposed.
13:13And so have you.
13:15I'm negative, that's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:18That scene was a bloodbath.
13:20You're walking by your hazard.
13:22Precaution must be taken.
13:27The fuck is this?
13:28Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:30You rise hell, we get panic in the streets.
13:32Everything gets fucked.
13:33No, we don't have time for this.
13:34We'll find her, okay?
13:48Find her!
13:49Find her!
14:25Find her!
14:33Let's go.
15:03My, my, doctor.
15:05Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:08Uh-uh!
15:09You don't want to do that.
15:12What are you, some kind of cop?
15:14Bitch, please.
15:17These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease of separation,
15:21so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training, a surgeon even.
15:24No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:27You think I give a fuck?
15:28I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:31Playing around on the internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:36Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:38Tell me about the marketplace.
15:40Okay, it was on the dark web.
15:41I heard about it from a colleague.
15:43You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:46I was curious, so I took a look.
15:48You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:51She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, no thanks.
15:55But you just couldn't help yourself.
16:04Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Oh, fuck. Fuck.
16:13I didn't know.
16:15I swear it was only the one client.
16:17Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:19He was going to kill me.
16:22I think he promised.
16:24What?
16:26Look.
16:27He did this.
16:29He's a fucking psycho.
16:31I'm the fucking psycho.
16:32Certified since 1961.
16:35Where is he?
16:38I'm the fucking...
16:47Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:52I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:55However, if I'm not wheels up slow, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:58Please help me.
17:00Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
17:02What?
17:02Answer me, Doc.
17:03Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
17:05Yes, yes, oh my God, yes.
17:07I agree.
17:10People always accuse me of being high-maintenance, girly, and impatient.
17:14I'm just like, excuse me for having an aversion to bed bugs and dry gestings, right?
17:18If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people, best believe I deserve the best.
17:24Find them, Doc.
17:27Before you lose more than the arm.
17:39Who's calling me your boy?
17:40Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:46What's up, Doc?
17:47Talk to your boy.
17:50Jeremy, hi.
17:52Just following up to make sure you're feeling well and happy with your new year results.
17:57My results, Doc?
17:58All these results.
18:00They, they, they are something else you think you think.
18:03Hey!
18:04Woo!
18:05Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:07You're still in town?
18:08I was about to leave.
18:10Hold on, this ain't even right.
18:11Hold on, Doc.
18:13Give it to me.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:15Give me that leg.
18:16Give me that leg.
18:17Give me that leg.
18:17Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:20Oh, you got some poor feet.
18:22Don't tell me.
18:23Don't tell me.
18:24Excellent.
18:25Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:27You, uh, need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:31What?
18:32Why?
18:34You didn't?
18:35You tell me that was poor.
18:37Why are you, Jeremy?
18:38I can even come to you, please.
18:39Fucking went slow right now, Doc, in a minute.
18:41I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:43Peanut butter jelly, Doc.
18:45Peanut butter jelly, jelly, jelly.
18:46I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:48Let's see if this kitty stopped burning.
18:51Hit the home run.
18:53Hit the...
18:53I did what you asked.
18:56We did.
18:57Oh.
18:58Oh.
18:59Thanks, Doc.
19:01Oh, ho, ho, ho!
19:03You did it.
19:05I didn't thank you.
19:06Yeah.
19:07Oh.
19:27Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
19:35ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
19:36ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
19:36ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
19:36ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
19:36ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
19:59I know, fantastic new look, but then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it?
20:23I like you, Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it, I'm a
20:29professional eliminator of problems, and my boss has decided, you are a problem, fuck you, fuck your boss, I ain't
20:38do shit
20:50You done fucking around with you, Jeremy? Real peace that Claire Bear was, wasn't she? Yeah, as the saying goes,
20:56if it feels too good to be true, I don't see any condom wrappers around here, so I'm assuming that
21:01you went raw dog with this one, too
21:02What was I supposed to do? Man, she came on to me, man
21:05You didn't tell her about your little STD situation, did you?
21:08What?
21:09You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how, or why, or what made you this way?
21:14No, man, I was just shocked she was kind of into me
21:18Call her
21:20I'm sure she gave you a number?
21:24Call her
21:28Hey, Puddin
21:29Who is this?
21:30Who is it? You don't have my number saved?
21:32No
21:33What? It's me, Chocolate Daddy
21:38What are you wearing?
21:41You're so sexy
21:44Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up?
21:48If I wasn't home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now
21:52She said she went home
21:53You told me you was getting off at 7
21:55I went home early
21:57I feel like shit
22:01I think I'm coming down with something
22:04This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere
22:09Well, listen, baby
22:12I got a fever that only that ass can cure
22:16Tell you what, I'll come to you
22:18Really?
22:18Yeah, I'll come for you
22:19I'll, I'll bring you
22:21NyQuil
22:22Gatorade
22:23Tylenol
22:24Cup of Bananas
22:24The Good Homestyle
22:25Chicken Soup
22:26Ginger Ale
22:27And a Ritz cracker
22:28Let Daddy do that for you
22:29You're an angel
22:32I'll text you my address
22:33Chocolate Daddy coming for you, baby
22:35I'm on the way
22:36I'm on the way
22:40You a sick fuck, ain't you?
22:43Okay
22:43Get your clothes and your shoes on
22:46Tick-tock
22:49No, I'm not leaving here without her
22:52If you test negative
22:53You're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper
22:55This New York thing is fucked
22:56Look, we will find her
22:58I'm throwing everything at it
23:00Let me stay here and lead the team
23:01Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing
23:04I still got some friends over at Langley
23:06They put a QRF on standby
23:08Some real Blackhawk down shit
23:10Do you remember what you told me
23:11After my brother got jammed up in Boston
23:13And I wanted to lean on those local cops
23:15Jammed up?
23:16He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven
23:18What did you tell me?
23:23Yeah, yeah, I get it
23:25Too close to it
23:26I listened
23:27Now it's your turn
23:28You're beat to shit
23:29And we need you here
23:31So we can have all hands
23:32Putting together the pieces on this thing
23:43All clear, sir
24:08You are five minutes from your destination
24:13All right, time to pregame
24:21Counterintuitive, I know
24:21But yacht rock just lasers my focus
24:25Like nothing else
24:37Come on, Jeremy
24:39Come on, Jeremy
24:59Hey
24:59Believe me
25:05It's not far
25:07To never, never land
25:09No reason to pretend
25:11And if the wind is striking
25:14You can find the joy
25:15In a sense of getting
25:18Oh, the canvas can do miracles
25:22Oh, the canvas can do miracles
25:23Just you wait and sing
25:31Right here, Jeremy
25:32Right here, Jeremy
25:33Sailing
25:35Takes me away
25:36The way I always
25:38But it could be
25:43Take the last part
25:44Take the last part
25:45Come on
25:46Come on, Jeremy
25:47Sing the next part
25:48I don't know this song
25:50I'm gonna just
25:51Hey, hey, hey
25:52Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross
25:54And try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit
25:56Okay, the man has been through enough
25:58What the fuck are you talking about?
26:00Christopher Crisscross?
26:01What the fuck?
26:05In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit
26:08Right?
26:10Five times platinum
26:11Five major Grammys
26:13After all the accolades and success
26:15What did he get him?
26:16Huh?
26:19What?
26:20What did he get him?
26:21Really?
26:21I don't know
26:22I don't
26:22Hello?
26:23Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross
26:24What are you talking?
26:25I don't know, man
26:27Put his career in the grave
26:28That's why
26:31Now I'm sure you're asking yourself
26:32How could that possibly have happened?
26:35Well, he got really popular really fast
26:37And this is in an era
26:38Without all the 24-7 social media bullshit
26:40So then he starts showing up
26:42To the award shows
26:43And red carpets
26:44And the people really get their first good look at him
26:46And they're like
26:47Oh, just
26:47Just a regular guy
26:49Little balding
26:50Little fat
26:51I loved him
26:53Voice of a generation
26:56But with MTV exploding onto the scene
26:58Shit just only got worse
26:59You know
27:00It's like
27:00Why would you want to watch a music video
27:02Of a real person
27:03When you could be watching
27:04A gyrating, half-naked Madonna
27:05Right?
27:07So next time you tug in on that
27:09Thick, wet little dick
27:10Oh shit
27:11Remember that
27:14Okay
27:16The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful
27:19To normal people
27:23Fucking cool
27:27Learn the fucking words to that song
27:29All right
27:32Wow
27:37Nice neighborhood
27:41Come on
27:43Hold on, Jeremy, look
27:45All right
28:04I don't think she's home
28:05Come on, come on
28:05Ring the bell again
28:08All right
28:09Timeout corner
28:09Over there
28:10What?
28:11Timeout corner
28:11Over there
28:12Over there
28:14Okay
28:14Okay
28:23All right
28:24Open up
28:36Hello
28:43Hello
28:47Up the steps
28:48Up the steps
29:31Up the steps
30:01Up the steps
30:18Up the steps
30:21Up the steps
30:51Up the steps
30:58Up the steps
31:15Up the steps
31:38Up the steps
31:44that had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably while my pops left.
31:53So just come on and give it to me, bullet.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know,
32:01really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
32:04So come on, Jeremy.
32:05Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:27And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on and do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper handjob,
32:58and my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So let's get something to eat.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's,
33:17would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24This delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God, come on.
33:30It's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu
33:32and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes,
33:36and, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:40You got it.
33:41We'll be right here, man.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44Why every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock,
33:48I would be slamming these spicy Marks specials.
33:50This place is heavy.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunts?
33:58Jamie, Jamie, smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here,
34:05you try one false goddamn move,
34:06and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile.
34:14Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind.
34:16What?
34:17Smile at the people behind.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:42You ain't...
34:43Man, you a big, fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:50Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Cock.
34:53Oh, shit.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC, that's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's making...
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out.
35:21Just right there, ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:23I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:25Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28What the fuck is that?
35:30Right, her fault.
35:31It's crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:35Just keep walking.
35:36Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:58But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:08You know, let's...
36:08Let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:15More women.
36:16More dates.
36:17More attention.
36:18More, more, more.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table?
36:27Dale, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know scars?
36:45They're kind of badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:50You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
36:59Oh, oh, you...
37:01You got it, too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:05More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply,
37:15near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged,
37:18remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:21Experimental.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing
37:25to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course,
37:30comes with...
37:31Takeo Zempic.
37:32A former company is valued at $500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37$1 trillion, $500 trillion?
37:38So then when a Yahoo Lab Tech steals a trial version
37:42and starts fucking and spreading the shit,
37:45now we have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48But the sexual transmission is, uh,
37:51is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people
37:55from wanting to spend money
37:57on the expensive name-brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company
38:01who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough
38:14for these bitches to look past that
38:17bar and villain base you got going on.
38:23Yeah, well, no wonton housewives
38:25kicking me out of bed, Shubby Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:29That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't boat from the maid's house
38:35when you had a chance.
38:37Now, somewhere in that fucked-up bird's nest
38:39you got up there,
38:40you saw another opportunity to kill,
38:42and you felt compelled to take it.
38:44You had a real darkness in you.
38:47You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're, like, 30 years old.
38:53Like, how old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him,
39:08he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you, on the other hand,
39:10no, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs
39:13that just step on every fucking rate
39:15that the world has laying around.
39:18Cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe, uh,
39:23maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:27What is this?
39:30Some assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43Protégé.
39:44A killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha!
39:57Big tip, brother!
40:11So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22So much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal,
40:27encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature 10 hours after incident
40:41is 180 degrees.
40:45Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:53Brittany!
41:09What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers in blast range
41:13instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids
41:16in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:22What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:28Your interview subject is traumatized,
41:31but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:38Not yet.
41:39No.
41:41No.
41:49No.
41:49I don't do what I am.
41:52No.
41:55No.
42:08I don't do what I am.
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