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SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND #DB - FULL MOVIE
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00:28You
00:30So much for supernatural hearing that you can sneak up on a vampire most humans aren't dumb enough to try
00:38You're Nick
00:39And you must be scarlet
00:44Not very subtle are we
00:51You sure talk a lot for a feeder on the house
01:01You're gonna shut me up with pleasure
01:07Not so fast red
01:11A hunter huh, how'd you get past security? Let's just say I've got a silver tongue
01:20You've got balls. I'll give you that
01:24Not for long though, you sure about that
01:29Easy
01:31I'm not gonna stake you
01:33If you agree to my deal
01:35Like it would be that easy
01:38Fine
01:39I'll bite what kind of deal
01:42I need you
01:43To help me find your maker
01:46Rowland
01:47Word on the street is you left him in his little posse
01:51Let me guess bad blood
01:53If you want him dead
01:55I'm your man
01:57What do you say
02:00What's going on here?
02:03Nothing
02:04Uh, just to hook up
02:05We uh, we met on fanger
02:07You don't look like a feeder
02:10Well, that's cuz it's it's my first time
02:15That true
02:19Yeah
02:20That's right
02:20That's right, uh, he's a virgin
02:21Virgin feeder
02:22Ever been fed on
02:24Now why don't you give us some privacy and let a girl eat, huh?
02:34I don't think so
02:35I don't think so
02:37You're lying
02:46Let's go
02:47Let's go
02:50Stop
02:52I want her alive
02:57And willing
03:00We wait
03:03We wait
03:04You understand
03:05You understand?
03:30God, we have company?
03:31Mm
03:32Scarlet, what's the occasion?
03:33You never bring home leftovers
03:34Oh
03:35No, I still haven't
03:37Trust me
03:37This one is not to my taste
03:40Am I missing something?
03:43Who are you talking to?
03:45Little meet Nick
03:46Nick meet Lillian
03:47Remember when I said my roommate's a witch?
03:48While she's also
03:50Dead
03:51So she's a ghost
03:53So you're saying he's available
03:54No, go hunt the next door neighbor if you're that thirsty
04:02So
04:03Tell me why I shouldn't just drain you dry right now
04:07My brother Darren's gone missing
04:09He's a hunter like me
04:10He went after Roland six months ago
04:12And I haven't seen him since
04:15What makes you think I can find him?
04:19I've done my research
04:20You were in his inner circle
04:22His right-hand woman
04:24His lover
04:26Ex-lover?
04:28And that was a long time ago
04:29My only goal is to stay hidden
04:31And I'm not jeopardizing that
04:33So you want to spend the rest of eternity looking over your shoulder?
04:37Roland's never gonna let you go
04:41Look, I know vampires can't kill their makers
04:44Let me do the dirty work for you, Red
04:48What do you say bloodsucker?
04:51Got ourselves a deal?
04:55Deal
04:56On one condition
04:58No one threatens me and gets away with it
05:00Especially not a vampire hunter
05:02So once you kill Roland
05:03I drain you
05:06Yeah?
05:07Not if I stake you first
05:10So we agree then
05:11All bets are off once Roland's dead
05:13And until my brother's found
05:16Until then
05:18Partners
05:19I've also got a condition of my own
05:22I stay here until the job's done
05:26Yeah, right
05:27I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you
05:30I'm not letting you out of my sight
05:34Fine
05:36You know
05:38You're welcome for saving your ass back at the club by the way
05:40Okay, I had it under control
05:42Oh, sure you did
05:53You're bleeding
05:55You know
05:57I could take care of that
05:59Keep your fangs to yourself
06:01I'm not a feeder
06:03I'm not gonna feed off you
06:04I'm gonna heal you
06:06All that research
06:07And you still don't know everything my mouth can do
06:10I know what it does
06:12And I also know that vampire saliva doesn't just heal
06:15It's like ecstasy
06:16And I don't do drugs
06:19Okay, Narc
06:21You really think we're gonna get anywhere hunting vampires with you walking around bleeding?
06:28Don't worry
06:30I won't bite
06:32Yet
06:37Okay
06:39Fine
06:40Do it
06:55There
06:57Good as night
07:01Thanks
07:05There's a spare room you can stay in
07:07Upstairs, second door on the right
07:09Great
07:12Well
07:15Goodnight
07:36Scarlet
07:38What are you doing in here?
07:40I'm sorry
07:42It's just now that I've had a taste
07:45I don't wanna stop
08:02Stop
08:03Jesus Christ
08:05Feels
08:08You feel so good
08:13I...
08:14You want it?
08:17May God forgive me
08:18You feel so good
08:20I want it
08:29You feel so good
08:31You feel so good
08:31What the...
08:35You feel so good
08:37You feel so good
08:39You feel so good
08:41I don't know
08:46You feel so good
08:54what are you doing up shouldn't you be you know in a coffin or something somewhere so you don't
09:01burst up into flames okay so that's a myth and that was a joke how'd you sleep
09:11fine so great yeah fine that good huh what was i wearing
09:20how did you know oh you didn't know vampire saliva also causes crazy sex dreams lucky you
09:32look can we just can we just get down to business the sooner we find wrong the sooner we can
09:38get rid
09:39of each other oh preaching to the undead choir pal and i know just where to start the hunt
09:49oh we've been looking for hours
09:56well where are you going don't worry i'm still helping i'm gonna go look through my personal
10:02spell book okay i know that's what you call your smut
10:09dirty girl
10:16okay this is a waste of time we don't need a luring spell we need to go out and hunt
10:20the
10:20bastard down okay slow your roll blade rolling isn't just someone you hunt down do you have any
10:27idea who you're dealing with i know exactly who i'm dealing with the son of a bitch who killed my
10:32father and who made my brother disappear okay then you know we need to be smart about this
10:37he's thousands of years old smarter faster and stronger than any other vampire alive i mean more
10:42powerful than you could ever imagine the things he can do even which was just mine
10:49are you sure you're still not into him look you wanted my help here it is we need a home
10:56field
10:56advantage we need the element of surprise we need
10:59hate not exactly how i was gonna put it
11:11you're afraid of him
11:13you would be too
11:17look i'm not gonna let him hurt you
11:20then why would you do that
11:26because i'm the only one who gets to kill you remember oh how cute he thinks he's got a shot
11:38so hunting's a family business
11:44my great-grandfather my grandfather my father all died trying to kill roll
11:50darren my half-brother he went out for vengeance and never came back
11:57now it's my turn
12:00well maybe we just left him alone maybe he could end the cycle no more death you think if i
12:05just let
12:05this murderer this evil incarnate realm free that there'll be no more death vampires are bloodthirsty
12:12savages who get off on murder and i mean to put as many of them back in the ground as
12:17i possibly can
12:19you know we're not the only bloodthirsty ones
12:42don't tell me i'm not growing up yet
12:50like cancer
13:10so why'd you leave him
13:12believe it or not killing your food doesn't make it taste any better
13:15just makes a mess and i got tired of cleaning up after roland's messes
13:21you know old vamps like him just get more and more insatiable
13:24i had enough end of story
13:31oh i got it
13:33call the shadow look
13:36great let's cast it
13:38lillian
13:40so cocky
13:42you really think you're ready you want to take on roland with no training
13:48i don't need training i almost took you on back at the club remember
13:54the key word being almost but even if you did by some miracle overpower me i'm not roland
14:02if you want to take him down you need to know how he fights what his weaknesses are
14:05you need me
14:07we're partners
14:09aren't we
14:16ready when you are
14:18partner
14:22tomorrow
14:23tomorrow
14:23you need to get a good night's sleep first
14:25we both do
14:28you know
14:29i would
14:31wish you sweet dreams
14:32i think we both know
14:35you're already having them
14:58breakfast
14:59i thought about what you said
15:03what if i wanted to make my dreams a reality
15:07did you fall and hit your head i thought you hated me
15:15how do you feel about
15:16hate sex
15:22you want me
15:26i want you
15:29good girl
15:37son of a bitch
15:43well come on already
15:48that all you got right
15:53trust me
15:54i'm just getting started
16:02roland's biggest weakness is his ego
16:05not unlike someone else i know
16:07so give him michelle
16:08let him land the blows
16:10play up how weak you are
16:11he'll get cocky
16:12and that's when you strike
16:13no problem
16:15oh yeah
16:16you think you can submit
16:18let's see it
16:21not so easy
16:22huh
16:26again
16:51got to show you some how we can be machine
16:57Submit
17:03Good boy
17:25Is that another stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
17:51I think I gotta get going, I gotta, man I got stuff to do, I gotta clean up
17:57Right
17:57Uh, cause we got that spell later
18:00Yeah
18:00So, uh, yeah
18:04Right
18:50Really?
18:54Jesus!
18:55Can a guy get a little bit of privacy?
18:58Around here maybe?
19:00Fuck
19:02That's awkward
19:16Whew!
19:17I haven't been this bothered since I was burned at the stake
19:21Hot damn!
19:22Can you hurry up and kill him already?
19:25The afterlife could use a hunk like that
19:27Okay, down girl
19:28Oh please, like you haven't been drooling after him
19:31He is literally my sworn enemy
19:34We have a truce for now, but
19:35Hello?
19:36Enemies to lovers?
19:38You can have your beefcake and eat it too
19:40Think about it
19:45Now that is a whole ass meal right there
19:49Okay
19:50So where do you want me?
20:03So, Lil wanted nothing to do with the luring, but she said I could recite the spell
20:06When Roland gets here, you stay hidden like a good little human and let me do all the talking, okay?
20:11He won't be able to get in without an invitation, so we'll be safe here
20:14Why do I need to stay hidden?
20:16Because he won't trust me if he thinks I'm working with a hunter
20:18And step one of this whole plan is all about gaining trust
20:21I'll tell him I'm looking for Darren, that he tried to stake me, so I've got a score to settle
20:25And I'll convince Roland that I've come crawling back, that I need him
20:29I still don't like it
20:30You shouldn't have to face him alone
20:32We have to make him think he's in control
20:35And then he'll lead us to Darren and bada bing, bada boom, step two, you killed the bastard
20:40Deal?
20:43Ready?
20:47Ready
20:48Ready?
20:52Okay
20:55Umbra vocare, tenebraia adite
20:57Ex interstitio luces et noctes finite
21:01Non carne, non voce, sed voluntate maia
21:05Ar som, er vos adistes
21:17That's it?
21:18I don't know
21:19I mean, it should have worked
21:21You've gotta be kidding me
21:22I knew it
21:23I knew this plan was a mistake
21:24I told you
21:25Look, from now on, we're doing it my way
21:27It isn't
21:32A mistake
21:37Is that?
21:41He's here
21:46Come out, come out, wherever you are
21:55Roland
21:58Scarlet
21:59Sweetheart
22:01I've missed you
22:04You look
22:04You look
22:06Good enough to eat
22:08I've been looking for you and all this time you've been right under my nose
22:13Cloaking spell, is it?
22:15Hehehe
22:17Clever girl
22:24I saw you to the club the other night
22:28That's right
22:29When I heard there was a she vamp with hair as red as blood frequenting a feeder club
22:34I knew I had to come see for myself
22:37I was gonna let you come to me, but this works too
22:41That's not
22:42That's not what this is about
22:45No?
22:47You're not gonna invite me in?
22:51Are you sure?
22:53Just think about all the fun we could have if you just let me in
23:05No, this visit is about business, not pleasure
23:10Pity
23:11I'm looking for someone
23:15Darling, you wound me
23:20Vampire hunter named Darren
23:22Tried to kill me, I'd like the chance to repay the favor
23:25And you told me you were sick of the violence
23:27Are you sure you haven't had a change of heart, Scarlet?
23:30Dark hair, brown eyes, about six foot tall, you seen them?
23:34Not exactly my time
23:37You're lying
23:39I can tell
23:40I know you
23:43Things have changed since you left, Scarlet
23:46Maybe you'd like to see the new and improved me
23:50Enough
23:51Tell me where my brother is
23:52Now
23:55I see
23:57You're doing it for your little pet
23:59You always did have a soft spot for the weaker species, Scarlet
24:03Weak?
24:04I'll show you weak
24:05By all means
24:07Why don't you come out onto the porch and show me just how tough you are, Hunter?
24:11Why don't I?
24:11Enough with the pissing contest
24:14You know where Darren is, don't you?
24:18Maybe I do
24:20Maybe I don't
24:22Maybe
24:24A little encouragement from Scarlet here would loosen my tongue
24:28Don't worry
24:29He can't get to you
24:31Not in here
24:34Are you sure about that?
24:37Uh-oh
24:39Uh-oh
24:47You can't
24:48You're not supposed to
24:49How can you come in?
24:51Because
24:52What's yours
24:53Is mine
24:54Your house
24:55My house
24:58You, sweetheart
25:00Are a part of me
25:02And you always will be
25:04Whether you like it or not
25:09I made you
25:11You're mine
25:13Now
25:15I think I've waited long enough
25:17Come to me
25:20You don't get to touch her
25:22No?
25:25I'd like to see you try and stop me
25:29What are you doing?
25:31Wait
25:31What's it gonna be, huh?
25:32My brother?
25:33Or your little spawn?
25:35I've been just waiting to kill her
25:37Try and
25:38Club to
25:38I have to say I'm impressed
25:50I didn't think you had that kind of courage, Bloodbag
25:56That kind of courage deserves a reward
26:00Ah
26:01I do know where your brother is
26:06Where?
26:07I'll do more than just tell you
26:09I'll bring you to him
26:13In exchange for Scarlet
26:15No, no way you...
26:17I'm not just some cow, you can trade
26:19Deal
26:21What?
26:22Pleasure doing business with you
26:24Wait!
26:24Club to Sang, midnight tomorrow
26:26No, I...
26:27See you soon, sweetheart
26:40Leave me alone
26:42What the hell is wrong with you?
26:43Wait, just listen to me
26:44No, you know what?
26:45You're just like him
26:46A villain, manipulative and untrustworthy
26:48I am nothing like him
26:49I just need to get him out of here
26:50So we can think
26:50Oh, you think you're so noble
26:52Going around killing monsters
26:53But really you're just as violent and sadistic as...
26:56I meant what I said
26:57I'm not gonna let him hurt you
26:58Well, because you're going to, right?
26:59Because I'm not gonna let another man touch you
27:20This isn't a bad idea
27:22Obviously
27:22You want to kill me?
27:23You want to kill me?
27:25What if?
27:26Just to get out of our system
27:27Just to take the edge off?
27:28It's a one-time thing
27:28It doesn't change our deal
27:29Right?
27:30Right
27:34Right
27:35Bedroom?
27:35No, here
27:36No
27:39Whatever you say, right?
27:56Man, you seriously
27:57You don't have anything in there
27:59Besides those 15-year-old granola bars
28:01Your boy needs some protein or something
28:06And where are you at?
28:09Human stamina
28:10A damn shame
28:12Oh, wow
28:14Eight rounds wasn't enough
28:15Well, fine
28:19We can do it again
28:20But next time, you're on top
28:26Gosh, did you look at that?
28:28I didn't know vampires were ticklish
28:30Oh, I know you know
28:31I do
28:36That's nice
28:39What's that?
28:43Your heartbeat
28:45It's...
28:46Soothing
28:56Okay, so...
28:57We kill Roland
28:58We save my brother
29:01And what?
29:02Nothing's changed?
29:06Nope
29:06Deal's still on
29:08Fight to the death
29:08Best creature wins
29:13Great
29:15Great
29:29Derek
29:31Derek!
29:33Hello?
29:34Anyone there?
29:36Roland?
29:42Derek?
29:44Where?
29:45Nick
29:46Oh, thank God you're okay
29:48We've been looking everywhere for you
29:50How did you...
29:51Scarlet, what's going on?
29:52Where is he?
29:53He's right here, can't you?
29:54What are you talking about?
29:57But you're...
29:58Dead
30:00Scarlet, what's happening?
30:06I'm so sorry
30:10Your brother, he's...
30:11Right here, but he's...
30:13Dead
30:15Dead
30:18No
30:19No, no, no, no, no, no
30:21He can't be
30:23His ghost is right there
30:26You're lying to me
30:28Tell him about the time I shot him with a BB gun when he was five
30:31The reason he has a bump on his left ankle
30:34The gun wasn't an accident
30:37Is this that time he shot you with a BB gun when you were five?
30:41It wasn't an accident
30:43Tell him I was hunting down Roland when I got caught up
30:46I started...
30:47Letting vampires feed on him for information
30:49He got addicted to it
30:51By the time I found Roland, I...
30:53He was too far gone
30:57Roland drained him
31:00How sweet
31:06Looks like everyone got reacquainted without me
31:12Well, now that I've held up my end of the bargain
31:14I think it's time to collect what's mine
31:23You bastard!
31:24You killed my brother!
31:26You think I'm gonna let you take her too?
31:28Over my dead body
31:32Oh...
31:33Does your little pet have a crush?
31:36You really shouldn't
31:37Don't you know how your brother got here?
31:41Who do you think brought him to me in the first place?
31:50Hungry?
31:52A little desperate, aren't we?
31:54Please
31:57I need it
31:59I don't want it
32:01No...
32:02Since you ask so pretty
32:07Ah!
32:09Ah!
32:11Ah!
32:12Ah!
32:14All better?
32:17No, um...
32:18I want more
32:19I think I've had my fill for one night
32:25I'll do anything
32:28I've got someone you should meet
32:30Come with me
32:36You're messing with me, I know you're lying
32:38Scarlet would never...
32:44Right?
32:49No...
32:50No, you didn't
32:51I didn't know who he was
32:52It was the night I left Roland
32:55I needed something to distract him
32:59Darling...
33:00Nothing compares to you
33:03Don't you know I'd never let you leave me?
33:05After all the fun we've had
33:08Hey, why don't you go lick your wounds in private?
33:11Scarlet and I have some catching up to do
33:20A deal's a deal
33:22A deal's a deal
33:24No...
33:26F***
33:27Ahem!
33:29Oof!
33:29Ah!
33:33Ah!
33:35Ah!
33:37Ah!
33:39Ah!
33:44You had enough?
33:51Submit.
34:12You damn it, I broke my jaw.
34:18I can't.
34:21You win.
34:23You win.
34:30You hunters never learn.
34:34You are a sippy cup.
34:38A juice box.
34:40Just like your brother.
34:42And your father.
34:44And your father's father.
34:46And his father before him.
34:49All of you.
34:51Nothing more than my lunch.
35:00Why would you help her?
35:03Don't let her fool you.
35:05She's just as much a monster as I am.
35:20You're hurt.
35:22I can't.
35:26Stay away from me.
35:28Go ahead.
35:31Kill me.
35:33I deserve it.
35:36Well, it's right.
35:37I'm a monster.
35:46I'm sorry.
36:01I'm sorry, Darren.
36:03I can't do it.
36:05I can't kill you.
36:08I can't lose you.
36:11Tell him it's okay.
36:14He said that it's okay.
36:16It's my bloodlust.
36:17My thirst for revenge.
36:19That's what killed him.
36:21I don't want you to end up like me.
36:24I want you to.
36:25Live the life he didn't get to.
36:30Nick.
36:31Nick.
36:34It's not that bad.
36:36For a moment, it's fatal.
36:44I guess I'm going to make it pretty easy for you to kill me after all.
36:48That would be cheating.
36:50Or is it fun in that?
36:54I can't lose you either.
37:00You don't have to.
37:02Nick, no.
37:04No.
37:05The thought of death doesn't scare me.
37:08The thought of losing you does.
37:11I want a chance to be with you.
37:14And to see my brother again.
37:16No matter the cost.
37:20Seriously?
37:20The vampire hunter wants to become a vampire?
37:25I've changed my mind about vampires.
37:27They're not all that bad.
37:31In fact.
37:34Pretty fond of one in particular.
37:40Please.
37:41Scarlet.
37:43Turn me.
38:08Nick.
38:12Nick.
38:16Are you...
38:31Good as new.
38:43Don't get too excited.
38:44You can look, but you can't touch.
38:47I'll take it.
38:49It's good to see you, brother.
38:51You too.
38:54Things are finishing the job?
38:58What can I say?
39:00Maintaining my status as the golden child.
39:03Maybe she shouldn't have saved your life after all.
39:07Come on.
39:08Let's get out of here.
39:10Darren, you should come with.
39:12I've got a friend I think you're gonna love.
39:37You know, last time when you were human, I had to hold back so I wouldn't break you.
39:42Don't worry.
39:43You'll get your ninth round this time.
39:52Nick.
39:53That's an antique.
39:55Sorry, Rick.
39:58Good thing I've got forever to make it up to you.
40:14Alleluia.
40:15I always knew those crazy kids would get together.
40:19Lillian?
40:27Darren.
40:29Nick.
40:37Lovely dress.
40:40I'm glad you like it.
40:42I'll be wearing it for eternity.
40:47I'll be wearing it for eternity.
40:49Bye.
40:50Bye.
40:50Bye.
40:51Bye.
40:51Bye.
40:51Sue.
40:51Bye.
40:51You
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