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00:01it's been three years since i woke up as the emperor and now this damn system tells me if i
00:06can ruin the fortunes of grandwell and bring the country down i get to go back to my world with
00:1015
00:10billion dollars that's just a piece of cake i can't stand staying here for another second
00:16your majesty the treasury the treasury only has a million tails of silver left
00:22if this keeps up grandwell will fall any day now your majesty
00:30only a million tails that's great i thought there might be more a little spending and it's gone
00:38your majesty how could you say such a thing this million tails is our last hope for grandwell
00:46hope my only hope is for the country to fall your majesty please reconsider shut your mouth guards
00:54go to the black cells and find vincent turner that man who embezzled half the treasury bring
00:59him to me unharmed i'm giving him back his old job your majesty you must not vincent turner is the
01:06greatest parasite using him is as good as digging your own grave digging my own grave this is exactly
01:13what i want it's over i am doomed he'll have me tortured to death before all the officials
01:23to serve as a warning your majesty have mercy i deserve a thousand deaths i beg you just let me
01:32die
01:35quickly turner listen up your majesty what are you you've got one month to burn through every cent of
01:42that million tiles in the treasury go wild spend it all be as extravagant as you can what spend it
01:48all
01:48your majesty are you testing me i see now you're giving me a chance to make up for my crimes
01:57your majesty is truly wise i'm willing to do everything for your majesty until my dying breath
02:05who said i want you to make up for it i want you to be the most corrupt official not
02:09a dog begging
02:10for mercy go squander that money waste it all do you understand if there's a single coin left at the
02:16end of the month i'll have your head take this key and get lost now
02:24no his majesty is no fool in three years on the throne his iron-fisted style is known everywhere
02:30and yet today in front of all the officials he gave the treasury to a death row inmate
02:36and told me to waste it all there must be something more going on spend it all that can't be
02:42what he
02:43really means his majesty there has to be a master plan behind this what is your true intention
02:52it's been three days that slacker turner still hasn't managed to spend that million tales
02:57that's too slow when am i ever going to wreck this country your majesty mr turner has thrown the city
03:02into chaos with the shadow guards oh amuse me what's he done he's been going wild shopping in the city
03:09wherever he goes there's panic and chaos it's like the world is coming to an end excellent panic
03:15and chaos that's exactly what i wanted looks like i picked the right man the country's in total chaos
03:22my retirement is finally within reach i get it now his majesty didn't hand me the treasury key just so
03:30i
03:30could squander the money a mere million from the treasury could never bring down the sky high prices
03:36all jacked up by those crooked merchants what his majesty really wanted was for me to use this
03:41money as bait and hidden behind my reputation as the greatest corrupt official go after those crooks
03:47the real leeches hoarding wealth that rivals the nation itself cut them off at the root fight evil
03:53with evil this is his majesty's brilliant plan your majesty i finally understand listen up everyone
04:01the four major grain merchants are greedy and ruthless jacking up grain prices and driving public anger
04:07by the command of his majesty their assets will be seized not a single coin left
04:12yes sir take all the treasury's money along with everything seized from those crooked merchants
04:18and set up stalls at the city gates let all the people know this is his majesty showing he cares
04:24giving them relocation allowances everyone gets five tails now this is what it means to truly take from the people
04:30and give back to them oh my god this is real silver i thought i was dreaming with this money
04:37my whole
04:37family can finally survive see that these heartless bastards jacked rice prices sky high but now mr
04:44turner has seized all their assets serves them right long live his majesty long live long live
04:52mr turner the incorruptible one
04:56it's burning it's finally happening
05:01is it rioters rebelling is it revolutionary storming in fantastic let me see which brave soul has come to
05:07take my shitty life and my throne your majesty your majesty something has happened this is huge
05:12good this is great is it the people revolting are the rebels storming in tell me which hero is here
05:18to
05:18take my head your majesty this is huge it's the greatest news great news the whole city is chaos
05:27and you call this great news your majesty it's not chaos people are celebrating with the money
05:32they're lighting bonfires singing your praises everyone in the city is praying blessings for you
05:38what did you say singing my praises and the treasury the treasury as for the treasury mr turner said
05:43he'd surprise you at tomorrow's council it's time where's turner did he blow through all the money
05:52and run off i vincent turner have not failed the assignment your majesty oh the task is done so that
06:03million was spent right your majesty allow me to show you the results
06:09attendance bring it up
06:14your majesty ordered me to spend and i understood this is a genius plan first scatter then gather
06:21i moved swiftly and confiscated all the assets of the most notorious merchants
06:25total proceeds 50 million tails of silver after giving the relocation fees to the people the treasury
06:33didn't shrink it actually increased 50 fold the citizens grateful for your generous rule have
06:39already paid next year's taxes in advance five fifty fold why is my empire doom progress bar going
06:46fucking backwards i i was plainly slow witted your majesty your wisdom truly is unfathomable did you
06:58all see his majesty valued the greatest corrupt official not because he's incompetent but because
07:04he could use corruption to fight corruption he used turner's greed to take down the merchant's greed
07:10sweeping out traders filling the treasury and winning over the people's hearts this is the kind
07:16of imperial strategy the world has never seen your majesty's brilliance shines long live your majesty
07:22long live your majesty long long live your majesty
07:28what the i was just trying to go bankrupt and i still ended up gaining
07:33announce my orders your majesty what would you like us to do go disband every last one of the 200
07:38000
07:39imperial guards collect all their weapons what your majesty this is absolutely out of the question
07:46that's grandwell's last line of defense shut up my mind is made up alan take these 200 000 soldiers go
07:52to
07:52that wasteland west of the city and start farming give everyone one hope give me grain or don't come
07:57back uh for farming with a hoe exactly turning my most elite troops into farmers is it more valvian
08:09about to invade when their army reaches our city i'll just open the gates and surrender
08:13so we're the proud imperial guards instead of defending our country we end up shipped off to this
08:26godforsaken place to farm seriously what does his majesty mean by this are we supposed to be farmers for
08:31the rest of our lives gravity potatoes failed crops from high gravity planets it weighs over 100 pounds
08:42hard to dig up and taste like rocks this is what you're going to plant listen up starting today
08:47everyone must dig out 10 potatoes no potatoes no dinner you're gonna be exhausted if you can't lift your
08:54swords let's see how you fight then your majesty what's the point of these potatoes
08:59the point you'll find out soon enough
09:06what kind of nonsense is this my hands are full of blisters from digging those damn potatoes are
09:11literally stuck in the rocks general has his majesty really lost it if this keeps up forget fighting
09:15we'll all starve to death out here
09:22something's off there's definitely something wrong
09:35this this little thing weighs like a thousand pounds
09:42everyone shut up you idiots
09:46this isn't farming this is his majesty training us to be stronger you still don't get it his majesty
09:52thinks we haven't trained enough digging potatoes can boost our core strength swinging a hoe like this
09:57this is clearly a back to basic sword technique
10:03thank you your majesty let's get digging thank you your majesty let's get digging
10:10report your majesty general urgent news
10:13what happened north albion army has broken the treaty 30 000 soldiers are on the move their vanguard is
10:20less than 30 miles from our westwood camp what this is my chance my whole army versus 30 000 cavalry
10:29now
10:29the empire's doomed my retirement life here i come
10:36here they come finally they've arrived 30 000 elite cavalry versus my farmers with nothing but hoes
10:44i should definitely lose big this time right my 15 billion dollar retirement fund i'm coming
10:50your majesty the albians they they're charging straight at us we should run for it run
10:58why would we run the real show is just getting started
11:06so this is grandwell's army a bunch of peasants who can't even afford armor is emperor nathaniel graham dead
11:14sending you farmers here boys did you see that that's your military glory charge
11:22crush them crush them and their potato sprouts into pulp capture that fool emperor alive those cursed bandits
11:30they want to trample his majesty's blessed grain
11:34listen up everyone those barbarians want to destroy these blessed potatoes
11:39if anyone lets even one horse stomp a potato sprout i'll make him get buried alongside the potatoes
11:46all troops follow orders form up whole formation guard the grain
11:54this horse it's huge don't stop my green beauties
12:02it's over
12:03i can finally end this fried chicken soda aircon i'm coming
12:17what the hell this horse is so fragile not even as tough as the potatoes so boring
12:23monsters they're not human they're monsters retreat all troops fall back run hurry
12:32you want to run did you ask my potatoes first smash them hard
12:42this this can't be real that's not how my script goes
12:48you've crushed the enemy the nation's fortune sword doom progress rolled back by 30 percent
12:53no my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars
13:01your majesty your agricultural drill is the most powerful technique in the world
13:06i beseech your majesty spread this method throughout the army let grandwell never be defeated again
13:11please your majesty share your technique let grandwell never be defeated again
13:17no need spread it if you keep this up are you planning to dig up the moon next
13:24your majesty you truly are witty turning farm tools into weapons training soldiers with potatoes
13:30this is the way back to basics after this battle grandwell's prestige will surely shake the world
13:38shake my ass i just wish i was dead no wait there's still a chance can't collapse from within
13:45and the enemies are too weak i have to have to find someone nobody dares mess with someone who
13:52could smash this damn country with a single slap guards announce my orders head back to the capital
13:59i heard the continent's overlord the mighty emperor of valeria is sending an envoy to demand tribute
14:06that's true your majesty good very good summon him to court i want to give him a massive surprise
14:12right in front of all my officials isn't the emperor of valeria famous for his temper i'm going
14:17to grind your face into the dirt let's see how much you can take once his troops march in my
14:22empire's
14:23destiny is locked in
14:28your majesty my emperor's patience is wearing thin
14:33this is your last chance surrender the cloud veil lands immediately otherwise a million of valeria's
14:40cavalry will sweep through your tiny nation in an instant
14:48a million cavalry i've been waiting for this i was afraid you wouldn't come what do you mean by that
14:56fine you want land i'll give you my land right now
15:01outrageous what are you doing guards what am i doing i granted you a masterpiece
15:07go back and tell your emperor that this turtle represents how fast valeria will march forth i'll
15:13be right here waiting let's see if he dares come to his death your majesty you must not
15:20two countries at war never execute an envoy with this you are pushing grandwell into an abyss
15:31an abyss good that's perfect this is exactly what i've been waiting for
15:37get out get out of my sight tell your emperor that my blade is already sharpened stop staring go back
15:44all
15:45of you eat and drink and wait for the valeria army to come pick up your remains court dismissed
15:57nathaniel graham you lunatic i'll remember how you humiliated me
16:02one day i'll make you pay back with all the blood in grandwell
16:14what is that monster
16:18a mere palace guard with strength like that no something's definitely wrong so that's why he
16:26dared to insult me like that turns out he was hiding a trump card this terrifying
16:33this mess is far deeper than i imagined this is outrageous how dare that brat humiliate me like
16:40this this is a declaration of war against valeria no your majesty it's not a declaration of war it's a
16:46trap it's an enormous trap a trap what kind of trap could a tiny country pull off your majesty do
16:54you
16:54think he's only insulting your ministers no he's provoking you he wants you to send your troops in a rage
17:04go on when i left the palace i saw it with my own eyes one of their gate guards was
17:10doing push-ups
17:11with a stone lion on his back the look he gave me made me feel like i was already dead
17:19your majesty
17:20the soldiers of grandwell are all monsters
17:28they defeated the albion army with farmers now even their gate guards have the strength of an army
17:33weak nations have no diplomacy there must be someone behind him this makes no sense this makes zero sense
17:42your majesty i know this isn't arrogance it's strategy it's the reverse of an empty fortress gambit
17:48what do you mean he's acting crazy on purpose acting so out of the ordinary will make us think
17:54that he's got nothing to fear the more eager he seems for war the deeper the trap he's dug for
17:59us
17:59he's using an empty city to lure in our million troops like a fish on the hook so such a
18:05twisted
18:05plan i almost fell for his provocation so your majesty right now we cannot attack whoever makes the first
18:12move loses announce my decree hold back not just that we should send gifts send him lavish gifts so
18:17he can't figure us out i want to see what kind of tricks that madman can pull off whatever you
18:22do
18:23do not provoke that lunatic
18:31look the dust is rising is the valeria army finally coming for us
18:37they're finally here today my grand plans will be realized your majesty the enemies are approaching
18:45we should run now run why should we run i want to watch them trample my palace
18:51from the emperor of valeria to the emperor of grandwell you are a ruler of unmatched culture
18:56and strength my emperor wishes to form an everlasting brotherhood with grandwell paying tribute every year
19:02offering respect year after year no how could you surrender i begged you to fight me why is it so
19:14hard for me to die is there no one in this whole world who can destroy this damn nation of
19:20mine
19:26your majesty it's over everything's finished
19:29why are you yelling has the sky fallen it's even terrifying than that urgent news from the coast
19:35out on the western ocean over a thousand steel monsters just appeared with holes that breathe fire
19:42with just one shot they blew our coastal outpost to pieces what steel monsters fire breathing holes
19:50yes your majesty our navy is worse off than those old fishing boats
19:56this time our country really is about to fall
20:01good that's great isn't that an overwhelming force it's science and tech this time not even gods can
20:08save my grandwell at last my nation is about to end see all this your majesty what are these these
20:16are
20:17fireworks the palace has collected for new year's festivals my precious fireworks your majesty our
20:22country is in crisis and you're showing me fireworks now i'm ordering you take every single one of these
20:28beauties and load them on our crummiest fishing boats send out our lamest fleet to meet ramara's
20:36unstoppable warships what your majesty sending fishing boats against iron giants isn't that just sending
20:43us to die you're right i'm sending you to die listen carefully once you see the enemy light up every
20:52one
20:52of these fireworks let them hear the bang consider it a farewell gift then raise the white flag and
20:59surrender that's an order do you understand his majesty said these are fireworks told me to put on a
21:08show before surrendering no these are covered in runes i can't even read i can feel the power to destroy
21:16everything i get it his majesty knows this battle is lost but he refuses to go down in shame he
21:22wants
21:22us to look like harmless fishing boats getting close then blow up these divine balls and take them down
21:29with us it's basically a supercharged fire attack a fight to the death all or nothing your majesty i accept
21:36the order to die soldiers his majesty has handed us the weapon to destroy the enemy we're not coming back
21:43from this for grandwell for his majesty charge to die for grandwell to serve his majesty
21:51go on go on get yourselves killed my 15 billion dollars my retirement life here i come
22:07hmm a bunch of eastern peasants trying to take us on with these shabby boats let's show them what we've
22:14got fire feed every one of these pests to the fish guys his majesty has given us divine weaponry this
22:34battle means certain death like the fuse for grandwell for his majesty ram them head on
22:44blow it up blow it up hurry up once i hear that boom my retirement fund is in the bag
22:49air conditioning cola fried chicken i nathaniel graham am coming to you nathaniel graham never imagined
22:56that these so-called fireworks would actually be planet destroying cannons this shot not only wiped
23:01out the enemy's fleet it forcibly redrew the whole world map
23:15fireworks this is supposed to be fireworks system you screwing with me get out here
23:25heavens divine wrath is this truly his majesty's power
23:29with a flick of the fingers everything turned to ashes the ramara kingdom just vanished like that
23:42congrats host you've achieved the goal legendary emperor doom empire mission has failed now unlocking
23:46hidden quest roll the world govern the globe no i don't want it i want to go home and retire
23:53facing this unstoppable empire where should he go from here my fireworks turned out to be a planet
24:01buster now the whole world is begging me to take them in failed to get conquered and forced to lead
24:06the
24:07world i'm dead set on trashing this mess your majesty good news our gate is swarmed with defeated albians
24:13and the emperor of valeria insists on becoming your doorman should we have them executed or use them as
24:18fertilizers execute who they are my precious trophies issue my order bring every one of those rebels
24:25up here every single one i want to form a cabinet have mercy your majesty i will hand over
24:32100 million tails of silver please don't send me to dig up potatoes warlord graham just kill me the ramara
24:39army
24:39has been wiped out by you i surrender my lord no your majesty i have brought along
24:45my imperial seal if you don't kick me out i'll guard your door kick you out no i plan on
24:51making
24:51use of you grandwell's too powerful these days it's giving me a headache make make use of us your majesty
24:58you want me to be the mascot you aren't you the king of profiteering you'll serve in the treasury
25:04you've got one mission don't save any money take all the silver in the treasury and blow it on air
25:09on clouds on every piece of worthless junk and you don't you love to fight set him loose the
25:15capital safety is on you i want you to end the curfew let folks set up shop and fight all
25:20day
25:20whoever follows the rules will be executed by me and you stop kneeling since you want to stay so much
25:27you'll serve in foreign affairs insult every little neighboring state as nastily as possible
25:31i want them to attack me together by tomorrow if you all can turn grandwell into a mess big rewards
25:37are waiting is that clear insult other countries he's not asking for a war this is obviously hard
25:45line diplomacy he wants to make a statement forcing them to take sides got it we should show our dominance
25:51by air by clouds has he seen through the limits of hard currency and wants me to launch futures trading
25:59and virtual assets whoa he's seizing the whole world's minting rights genius absolute genius
26:06everyone do you understand now this is what we call vision chancellor ashford please explain
26:13a mediocre ruler slays enemies a wise ruler puts them to use his majesty turned fallen generals and
26:19villains into tools using their vices to break the old order using their greed to pillage the world
26:27this is ultimate imperial strategy turning a demon's den into an alchemy lab ruling the world's
26:33monsters and becoming grandwell's god king ruling the world's monsters and becoming grandwell's god king
26:40his majesty's ingenuity he knows no limits long live long live long live your majesty did you even pass
26:46english class in elementary school whatever let it all burn delaney the treasury is yours now any plans to
26:56bankrupted your majesty i have a scheme it's called unlimited banknotes i'm about to print cash non-stop
27:03distribute to everyone until our banknotes are worth less than toilet paper then prices will skyrocket
27:09rice will become pearls grandwell's economy will collapse completely good i knew you were my right hand
27:16print print till they drown us don't spare any paper your majesty i've got something even nastier
27:23i'll use all that worthless paper and buy up every piece of junk rocks grass even the air the people
27:30breathe
27:31and swap out all the real gold and silver for this garbage
27:36now that's a real spendthrift approved here's the emperor sword if anyone tries to stop you kill them
27:42i obey your majesty i'll turn grandwell's stench of money into the scent of corpses
27:49distribute give it all away every homeless beggar gets 10 000 tails every farmer gets 50 000 tails
27:59my lord if we keep giving it out money really will be worthless
28:04of course that's exactly what i want i want this bustling capital to turn into a hell filled with
28:10starving souls spread the word buy up next year's labor force stuff their pockets with money
28:16so they fight to buy all the goods let prices shoot through the roof thank you lord delaney thank
28:23you your majesty i'm rich
28:26go ahead laugh laugh as much as you want tomorrow you'll find out the cash in your hands can't even
28:33buy a bread roll grandwell die for me it's been a month inflation should have blown grandwell by now
28:41call in roland delaney i want to hear some good news so our price is soaring is everyone starving
28:47are banknotes worth less than toilet paper your majesty i i deserve a thousand deaths
28:53no worries no worries i should reward you for ruining this country tell me how bad is the situation
28:58your majesty i can't ruin it at all after receiving the money people didn't rush to buy up grain and
29:05instead they invested in factories they spent it on entertainment what with money their desire to
29:13spend went insane factories had to work day and night goods are coming out faster than we can print
29:19money prices not only didn't go up but actually dropped thanks to mass production your majesty that's
29:25not all the junk mr delaney bought up were repackaged as futures and concept stocks now grandwell's
29:32canned air cells worldwide every country begs for grandwell's banknotes this is a curse i tried to
29:40wreck everything but but tax revenue multiplied 30 times now grandwell is the world's top economy
29:47your majesty you are wise this is the ultimate form of keynesian economics consumption powers
29:53production with your own vision you've ushered in grandwell's golden age your majesty is brilliant
30:00long live long live long live long live your majesty break my printing press smash it hurry i tried to
30:10ruin the country now i'm an economics guru i can't live like this anymore so cold it's freezing this damn
30:21weather are you trying to kill me and i've got so much useless paper to go through my hands are
30:29about to
30:30turn into ice your majesty the royal observatory said it's the coldest night in a century
30:38we're almost out of charcoal in the palace your majesty enduring this bitter cold shows your sincere heart
30:46all these are matters of the people's livelihood we can't slack off even a little bit
30:53got it got it i thought of a way to stay warm guards
31:04your majesty you must not what do you plan to do these memorials are the nation's arteries
31:10the columns are symbols of your royal power you can't burn them and can't break them your majesty
31:17even if you want to squander everything you can't burn the palace but this is the royal palace after
31:23all all of you shut up if only i had ten thousand homes so every struggling soul could find warmth
31:31my
31:32people are out there starving and freezing what good is it for me to sit here in a freezing palace
31:40i want my people to be warm not just the palace burn them torch these memorials these columns let them
31:49all burn right through i could never finish reading these memorials might as well burn them that's it
32:01he he even dares burn his own palace and symbols of power what kind of courage is that here i
32:07am just
32:07trying to survive but his mind is on the whole level i what kind of emperor am i
32:15i thought money would corrupt him but he'd burn royal power itself without a second thought
32:23i lost i admit total defeat this is the kind of leader who's worth following
32:32did you all see that what his majesty is burning isn't just paperwork but the shackles of the old
32:39world what he tears down isn't the columns but the wall between ruler and people he's offering up his
32:47royal power itself to bring peace and hope for the generations your majesty you are wise we will follow
32:56you through fire and storms even if it cost our lives long live his majesty long live long live long
33:04live
33:07nothing's as warm as firewood after all now i can get a few days of peace and quiet
33:16that idiot roland delaney i said bankruptcy not the world's biggest economy if i can't crash the economy
33:22what about public safety then as long as chaos erupts everywhere this country will sure fall apart
33:28attendance summon the capital chief of security albion's vanguard your majesty you finally thought
33:34of me roland delaney only understands money messing up a country should be our expertise oh what's your
33:40idea tell me your majesty if you want to throw a place into chaos you have to break all the
33:44rules i request
33:46your majesty to abolish the curfew let the public party brawl and fight abolish the curfew and encourage
33:51fighting good excellent but that's not all we should open every market district allow them to run their
33:56businesses non-stop once the vendors multiply so do the gangsters and thugs then fighting for turf
34:01they'll end up tearing each other apart great minds think alike that's exactly what i want go at it i'll
34:08kill anyone who disobeys you yes your majesty give me a month and i'll turn the capital into a living
34:14hell
34:17what happened i told them to fight each other why is everyone busy running their businesses move over
34:21you're blocking my table why should i is this place your property fight fight each other to death whoever
34:27wins owns this street from now on hey we're just kidding around business is better when people get along
34:33yeah that's right we'll scoot over a bit wait no one's fighting so is the city already a wash in
34:40blood
34:41your majesty i have failed your trust what they're not fighting each other yes but actually no
34:49everyone's busy joining business competitions what the hell is that your majesty this move of yours is
34:56genius since abolishing the curfew our nighttime economy is booming like never before people work
35:01their day jobs then run stalls at night no time to pick fights at all exactly when two people are
35:06in
35:06dispute they settle it by whose profits are higher the winner takes it all it's harsher than real knife
35:12fights because of this everyone is desperate to become a workhorse shops never close 24 7 crime rate
35:18has dropped to zero your majesty is truly wise you've awakened everyone's competitive edge you turned wars
35:26into business battles winning without even lifting a finger god damn it i just wanted to watch the godfather
35:33not the wolf of wall street not the economy not the security can't the villains just do their parts
35:40guess i'll have to do it myself i need to write down every possible solution make a plan b the
35:46incompetent
35:46ruler's guide on put all the money into major construction to never use people you're suspicious of
35:53no always use people you're suspicious of kill all the loyal officials three bring in as many scandalous
35:59consorts as possible four declare war on every country double domestic taxes
36:05this is perfect with this book retirement is just around the corner
36:12your majesty i will go close the window now
36:18forget it let's call it a day throw away these useless papers
36:23yes your majesty
36:27once i get a good night's sleep i'll start carrying out my plans
36:34his majesty's actions have been getting more and more inscrutable
36:38i can barely keep up with his train of thought
36:42what is this is it some confidential directive his majesty accidentally left inside
36:48ah wait this the incompetent rue why would his majesty call himself that there must be some deeper meaning
36:58now i get it
37:00this isn't about wasting the treasury he's investing in infrastructure he's laying the groundwork for our
37:06nation's bright future
37:09oh i see it now his majesty is warning us all he wants us to always stay alert and never
37:16grow
37:16arrogant from past achievements that's the art of careful rule your majesty oh your majesty for the
37:24sake of grandwell you're even willing to call yourself incompetent you put yourself in shadow just so the entire
37:31nation can see the light this is a divine book it's his majesty's hundred year plan for grandwell's future
37:39i must make sure everyone in the land understands his majesty's painstaking devotion this is not for
37:45an incompetent ruler this is beyond all doubt the governance manual of a true sage attendance prepare
37:51my carriage i'm heading to the palace no i'm heading to the grand academy gather all the ministers i need
37:57to clear his majesty's name the council is finally quiet after the fire but now these guys show up to
38:04annoy me no way i have to teach them a lesson valeria your majesty i'm here what do you want
38:12i can't
38:12stand those envoys all they do is sing my praises every day so annoying your majesty so you're saying i
38:19now appoint you as the chief diplomatic officer i need you to go and offend every single envoy right now
38:24be as arrogant and rude as possible push them to band together and attack me immediately you want
38:30me to offend all the envoys yes call them dogs seize their tribute slap them in the face make sure
38:35they
38:35hate grandwell to their core understand yes his majesty is striking hard to put those fence sitters in
38:41their place using my brutality to highlight grandwell's power that's true imperial authority your wisdom
38:46shines your majesty i'll make sure they get a taste of the rules of a heavenly empire
38:52a bunch of country bumpkins how dare you not kneel and bow to me you you're a surrendered official too
38:58why should we bow to you why because the cavalry of grandwell could flatten your tiny country a hundred
39:04times over and you have the nerve to call that pile of junk tribute guards confiscate them and feed
39:10them to the pigs you you are humiliating us it's an act of war against all of us war against
39:20you
39:21go home and tell your emperor by tomorrow if you don't hand over your national maps then wait for
39:26grandwell's fireworks to light up the skies over your capital fireworks that world-ending divine
39:31thunder he's threatening us with the fate of the romara empire this isn't humiliation it's a final
39:40ultimatum i've insulted them and taken their stuff surely they'll send a joint army to attack right
39:46what's going on why are they here again your majesty i have spread your might across the world
39:54we were blind to your greatness and dared to question imperial authority we are ready to surrender our
40:01nations to grandwell and serve your majesty for generations to come we beg your majesty to show mercy
40:09your majesty i understand once again you got valeria's emperor to play the villain it shakes the small
40:15fry but your own reputation stays spotless with the enemy's evil your power shines this is true mastery
40:22and imperial strategy your wisdom is unmatched conquering the world without blood but all i wanted was to
40:30get beaten up how did i end up expanding the empire is there any justice left
40:37the bigger my land the further my retirement economy public safety foreign relations all dead
40:44ends i have to think of something that can drain the treasury in a flash and crush me as a
40:49bonus reward
40:53that's it the divine staircase i really am a genius attendance bring those albion idiots before me
40:59i've got a gigantic task for them everyone pay attention this is the next hundred year vision that
41:06i've laid out for granwell project celine your majesty you want to build the staircase to the moon exactly
41:15and i've got a requirement you must use the softest materials in the land cotton silk tofu i don't care
41:24what you use the softer the better soft enough to be crushed by the wind understand your
41:29majesty we absolutely cannot do this building a tower out of soft stuff we'd be throwing all our
41:34money away this staircase is going to collapse shut up that's what i want ahem i mean that's the
41:41challenge i want this is the ultimate test of your engineering skills if anyone dares to refuse i'll
41:45send him to westwood to dig potatoes i i obey your command i'll use only the softest materials
41:52to create the most magnificent spectacle it's over chief no my lord his majesty lost his mind he
41:59wants us to build a staircase out of tofu he's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us exactly
42:04forget about reaching the heavens it will collapse after three feet we're dead for sure
42:09i get it i get it now my lord what do you mean you idiots his majesty is a god
42:16how can a god pose a
42:18mortal question soft this definitely isn't literal he disdains steel because it's too hard too brittle he's hinting at us
42:26he wants us to find a new kind of substance that can stretch infinitely from the softest most resilient
42:34materials this isn't a staircase this is creation itself god his majesty is a god we mortals shall not
42:45guess the will of the divine we pledge everything for this miracle
42:52a gigantic disaster shooting straight up when it crashes i have to stand close two birds one stone
42:59now my retirement is secure
43:03it's over my lord his majesty lost his mind he wants us to build a staircase out of cotton and
43:09tofu
43:09he's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us
43:13exactly forget about reaching the heavens it will collapse after three feet our brains will be as
43:20smashed as that tofu tomorrow
43:24i get it i get it now my lord what do you mean you idiots his majesty is a god
43:32how could a god pose a
43:36thing do you mean you mean you guys want me to use it by the gods and the gods and
43:40you're so
43:40you're so busy because sad and you're so straight and you're so grateful for the gods and my lord
43:42to be honest my lord to be honest you think what they're so grateful for the gods you find
43:43great for me because they'll tell you that if you're afraid of art and you want to know
43:46that last project here we could never get a chance to find out
43:46a new kind of substance that can stretch infinitely infinitely from the softest most resilient materials
43:54this isn't a staircase this is a staircase this is creation itself
44:02we did it my lord we did it from silk and spider webs we extracted this divine fiber
44:13this is a miracle sent from the heavens his majesty saw this all coming
44:20hurry we need to weave this into a cable start building the staircase's foundation
44:26we're going to bring his majesty's miracle down to earth
44:32hang on where's my tofu where's my cotton what's this black shiny stuff why does it look tougher than
44:40rebar your majesty mission accomplished we finally unraveled your divine riddle from softness we found
44:52the ultimate strength we now call this a carbon nano tube ah i get it now too his majesty's staircase
45:02project was about launching grandwell's technology into a new era once this is finished nothing on
45:10earth or in the skies can hold us back your majesty the foundation for the space elevator is ready in
45:17no time the dragon flag of grandwell will be planted on the moon
45:23a space elevator carbon nanotubes what the hell all i wanted was a shoddy project with tofu
45:31how is this thing growing faster than my hair
45:35it's over everything's over economics military diplomacy infrastructure four ways to destroy
45:40a country i managed to turn everyone into a golden road my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars
45:46am i going to be stuck in this shothole for the rest of my life
45:50your majesty everyone today i am going to announce to the world a shocking secret about the fate of
45:56grandwell god here we go again this old geezer you just have to say that every day huh
46:06incompetent chancellor are you planning a rebellion
46:08how did my guide end up in his hands now my whole plan's exposed
46:14wait maybe it's a good thing if they know i'm just a loser who wants grandwell to fall they should
46:18kill me right incompetent no this is his majesty taking the blame for us willing to carry the burden
46:25of infamy every single word is written in his blood and tears it's his majesty's divine revelation
46:31vincent tell us his majesty ordered you to waste the treasury how did that turn out chancellor i was
46:40ordered to waste the treasury but in reality it was guidance to launch economic warfare now the
46:46grandwell banknote is the only currency used worldwide first principle of the guide let corrupt officials
46:53squander the treasury general burke his majesty ordered you to become farmers how did that turn out his
47:00majesty taught us divine skills now each of our 200 000 soldiers can tear apart a starship with their
47:05bare hands second principle of the guide disband the elite troops and send them to farm minister of
47:11industry his majesty ordered you to build a tower to the sky out of tofu how did that turn out
47:15his
47:16majesty enlightened us unveiling the art of overcoming strength with gentleness now the space elevator is
47:23under construction very soon our imperial flag will fly across the galaxy third principle of the guide
47:29strengthen infrastructure and drain the nation's resources former emperor of valeria his majesty ordered
47:34you to humiliate every nation how did that turn out his majesty taught me the imperial authority now
47:40grandwell has become the heart of the world everyone is awed by his majesty fourth principle of the guide
47:45make enemies everywhere and invite disaster did you all see it from economy to military then to scientific
47:53ascension to global unification every step we took is plainly written in this divine book his majesty isn't
48:00trying to destroy us he's prophesying he's laying out the foundation for grandwell's eternal legacy
48:06so we were his pawns from the start every so-called act of sabotage was part of his plan
48:13divine his majesty is divine we mere mortal shall never guess the will of a god we deserve death a
48:19thousand times over fuck i was just trying to write down some bad plans not a divine prophecy
48:25are you kidding me i'm done i just want to go home
48:35it's over totally over even my nonsense can turn into prophecies
48:41do these people just have mush for brains congrats you've completed the ultimate mission
48:47a prophet whose words shape reality your national fortune score has exploded systems calculations have
48:53burned out rebooting now even the system couldn't figure it out no i've still got one last move
49:01if i admit in public that i'm a total failure maybe they'll snap out of it
49:09all of you shut up divine prophet are you all blind i'm telling you the truth i'm just trying
49:18to ruin this country i put turner in charge because i wanted him to empty the treasury get it corruption
49:27i sent the troops to farm because i wanted them to become useless losers every single thing i've done
49:35has been for the sole purpose of destroying grandwell you ignorant idiots do you understand now
49:44your majesty i understand now you you're just putting yourself down
49:52that's right your majesty you're just worried that we rely too much on your divine guidance so you're
49:59saying all this to wake us up such greatness of character to train your ministers you're willing
50:06to carry the blame your majesty's virtue is unmatched your majesty is truly wise we were so foolish we
50:13nearly let your efforts go to waste i'm telling the truth what are you people even thinking
50:22your majesty your self-effacing speech was broadcast worldwide through the vision device now everyone in
50:30the world is praising you calling you the most humble ruler in history i tried to destroy the economy
50:38but now they think i'm a god i can't live like this anymore the power of the mind fine if
50:51you're
50:51unbreakable in material ways then i'll corrupt you mentally spread my decree from now on grandwell
51:00enter the new era of national bliss rest first hard work is the root of all evil so i'll abolish
51:09it banquets
51:10games and sleep are now honored as the three sacred national policies anyone who works hard will be
51:18condemned as a criminal i want this entire world to become a hedonistic paradise lost to pleasure
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