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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:14please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married!
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Woah woah woah!
00:00:58Oh!
00:01:25Out!
00:01:26Get out!
00:01:28Get out of here!
00:01:29Someone get her out of here, you low rent urchin!
00:01:31I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
00:01:34I promise I can make this better, I swear!
00:01:36My perfect cousin.
00:01:37She always ruins everything.
00:01:40But wait!
00:01:41Who are you married to?
00:01:44Jax Steele.
00:01:53Jax!
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00:02:01Jax!
00:02:02Jax!
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00:02:03Jax!
00:02:03Jax!
00:02:03That was awesome.
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00:04:33you want to kiss me right now don't you that is husband abuse good thing you're
00:04:44not my husband apparently I am mrs. steel well that is a nice ring to it
00:04:49actually does not does too we are not the same people anymore Jax I want
00:04:56stability a family peace I want George George but you like how curious he is
00:05:04about you see what bananas he's a loser I know that no actually he's sweet
00:05:11predictable safe code for boring admit it you loved our life you love the rush I
00:05:20hated worrying about you and your parties and girls you love me you gave me
00:05:26no choice I never stopped loving you well I'm marrying another man now and I
00:05:31need you
00:05:31to
00:05:41frosty don't
00:05:49sweet you're crazy about you
00:05:59stop no I can't what you're just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and
00:06:05then this right but I don't care about her this is you know no I can't this is a
00:06:10mistake no Gorge George is a mistake no he isn't I love him I'm going to marry him
00:06:17this this didn't happen oh come on sign the papers Jax
00:06:31damn you skunk I'll take you down and then I'll take Jax
00:06:39we're having another wedding bigger better grand enough to erase the disaster that you made
00:06:45of the first one why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:06:51oh don't you dare that whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about if you think you can drag this
00:06:59family through the mud can you tell her please maybe mother's right yeah George there even my
00:07:08son agrees and that ex-husband of yours if you want to marry my son you'll get rid of him
00:07:16don't
00:07:17worry by the time I'm done with Jack still he'll be begging for a divorce George you must do something
00:07:24about this jack steel if this wedding collapses you are out of the will but mother he's he's bigger
00:07:30than me oh for the love of God man up excuse me sir could I bother you to open this
00:07:46I'm not strong
00:07:47enough I'll see what I can do there you are dear it's Betsy
00:08:12El El you need to tell me what is going on right now
00:08:16hi honey I'm so glad you're here I decided I wanted to pull a little bit deeper and I put
00:08:22some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets oh and our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later what
00:08:29the hell how are you paying for all that our joint credit card you never closed it
00:08:37sign this and the nightmare ends
00:08:49I love your fasted yes always have all this well
00:08:55I love your free
00:09:25What the hell happened to my house?
00:09:28Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:09:32Come on!
00:09:34Sit down, silly wheelie.
00:09:35My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:09:39Open up.
00:09:40No, I'm really not hungry.
00:09:46Tell us.
00:09:48You like it?
00:09:50Mmm.
00:09:51It's delicious.
00:09:54Come on, sit on my lap.
00:09:56Let's make it authentic.
00:09:58You son of a...
00:10:00Hey, what the hell?
00:10:02No, ah!
00:10:02Ah!
00:10:03No, ah!
00:10:07My God!
00:10:11I love that woman.
00:10:20Oh, honey!
00:10:22Look what I brought you.
00:10:26Come the dumb bells on my head, too?
00:10:29No.
00:10:30Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:10:32I heard about your gallery this evening, and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:10:39How thoughtful.
00:10:40Mm-hmm.
00:10:42You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:10:46Oh?
00:10:46I want to impress them, and I want to buy the island.
00:10:49You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:10:52Mm-hmm.
00:10:54Mm-hmm.
00:10:59Mm.
00:11:02You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:11:04Mm-hmm.
00:11:04Enjoy.
00:11:14This is remarkable.
00:11:15I would like to add it into my collection.
00:11:18I bet that's a great idea.
00:11:19This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:11:22Hmm.
00:11:22Well...
00:11:23And speaking of, I want...
00:11:26Mm.
00:11:28Excuse me, uh...
00:11:30One second.
00:11:36Oh, man, I'm so sorry, I'm...
00:11:48Laxatives in the brownies.
00:11:49All this trick in the book.
00:11:53Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:11:56Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:11:59It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:12:02Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:12:06I don't want him.
00:12:08I want George.
00:12:11I...
00:12:11Don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:12:14It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:12:16You need a break.
00:12:18Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:12:20We'll talk things through.
00:12:21I promise.
00:12:23We'll figure something out.
00:12:25Thanks, Jane.
00:12:27I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:12:29I mean...
00:12:30You're just the only one I can talk to.
00:12:33Of course, cuz.
00:12:34Liz, what is family for if not for this?
00:12:47Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:12:52Always the star.
00:12:54Little Miss Perfect.
00:12:56And now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:13:09Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:13:14Huh.
00:13:16Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:13:18I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George, I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:13:24Of course, Elle.
00:13:27Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:13:29What do you mean?
00:13:30Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:13:34Somebody to keep him busy.
00:13:35Then, poof.
00:13:36You're free.
00:13:38He signs the papers.
00:13:39And you get to marry George.
00:13:42What's your idea?
00:13:43Pimp out my ex?
00:13:44Maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:13:48Maybe it could be me.
00:13:51You.
00:13:52Think about it.
00:13:52I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:13:57And I make him fall in love with me.
00:13:59And then he forgets you.
00:14:00You date Jax.
00:14:04If it meant helping you, absolutely.
00:14:10That's insane.
00:14:15But that just might work.
00:14:20You know what?
00:14:22Thank you, Jane.
00:14:24Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:14:27Okay, to cousins.
00:14:29To cousins.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:40And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:14:47Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:14:49Well, as are you, my friend.
00:14:50But I've asked you here to discuss L. It is important.
00:14:53But first.
00:14:55Shots.
00:14:56Bartender.
00:14:57Four shots of tequila, please.
00:14:58I should probably stick to my Chardonnay.
00:15:00I'm not much of a tequila man.
00:15:02Bullshit.
00:15:03All men are tequila men.
00:15:07After all, we need to toast L, yeah?
00:15:09Of course.
00:15:10Cheers, man.
00:15:12Cheers.
00:15:14Cheers.
00:15:18Oh, nice.
00:15:21Come on.
00:15:22Winner, Thorpy.
00:15:24Open your throat.
00:15:24Shoot it down.
00:15:25Let me see a run.
00:15:26Come on.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31Go.
00:15:31Go.
00:15:32Go.
00:15:33Go.
00:15:39I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:15:43Yeah?
00:15:44I like it.
00:15:46I like it.
00:15:47Another round.
00:15:49Another round, yes.
00:15:51Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:15:55I can't remember.
00:15:59Cheers.
00:16:00Cheers.
00:16:07Oh, it's like a sock in the trial.
00:16:11I wrote this song last night.
00:16:13And it just keeps getting higher.
00:16:17Higher.
00:16:21That's a delightful melody.
00:16:24All right.
00:16:32All right, you're on your own from here on out.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:36Ma'am.
00:16:37Night, George Winner, Thorpy.
00:16:57Hello.
00:16:59Hello.
00:16:59Oh, my.
00:17:00I'm sorry.
00:17:02I was just...
00:17:02You're so beautiful.
00:17:04Yes, sir.
00:17:18Oh, yes.
00:17:22Oh, my.
00:17:37I haven't been here since you left.
00:17:41This is where you proposed.
00:17:43Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:17:47Good memories.
00:17:49Maybe better ones, still.
00:17:52I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:17:59Do you mind?
00:18:01Sure.
00:18:09Look, Jax.
00:18:12I've given this a lot of thought.
00:18:14I really have.
00:18:17But...
00:18:17We just can't be together.
00:18:21Listen, I know I was horrible at Elle.
00:18:24Okay, but I...
00:18:25Please.
00:18:26That's all in the past.
00:18:28George makes me happy now.
00:18:30I can make you happy.
00:18:32We were happy.
00:18:33You know it.
00:18:38Remember senior year when we...
00:18:40TP'd the whole school?
00:18:43You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:18:45Oh, my God.
00:18:46The roller skates.
00:18:48I had to run to the football field.
00:18:51The big cops chasing you.
00:18:57Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04I was suspended for a week.
00:19:07Totally worth it.
00:19:21I just...
00:19:23Jax!
00:19:30Still clumsy.
00:19:32Still mine.
00:19:38Jax.
00:19:44Jax.
00:19:488pm tonight.
00:19:50Be ready.
00:19:51LaRouge.
00:19:53You mean a...
00:19:54A date?
00:20:08Jane.
00:20:09Hi.
00:20:12What are you doing here?
00:20:14Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:20:18Jane, listen.
00:20:20You're wonderful.
00:20:23But this is not right.
00:20:25Okay?
00:20:25Not for me.
00:20:26Of course it's right.
00:20:27You just...
00:20:27You haven't realized it yet.
00:20:29Jane, no.
00:20:29I do realize it.
00:20:30And it's just...
00:20:30It's not right.
00:20:31You're just confused because of Elle.
00:20:33But once you forget her,
00:20:35you could fall for me.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:39I can't.
00:20:39It's just dinner.
00:20:40One dinner.
00:20:42Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:20:44Just...
00:20:44Just give me a chance.
00:20:47I can't give you what you want.
00:20:52I can't.
00:20:52I can't.
00:20:55Unless I didn't go as planned,
00:20:56but that's okay.
00:20:57That's okay.
00:20:57We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:20:59I promise.
00:20:59I know he'll come around.
00:21:01He has to.
00:21:02You'll see.
00:21:04Um...
00:21:05I'll call you back.
00:21:06Okay?
00:21:06Do you have any...
00:21:13I'll call you back?
00:21:16I'll call you back.
00:21:18Okay.
00:21:20Goodbye.
00:21:21Bye.
00:21:25Bye.
00:21:26Bye.
00:21:26Bye.
00:21:27Bye.
00:21:28Bye.
00:21:29Bye.
00:21:29Bye.
00:21:29Bye.
00:21:30Bye.
00:21:30Bye.
00:21:31Bye.
00:21:33Die van de St friends.
00:21:35Bye.
00:21:36school oh don't be like that why don't you skate with me come on it'll be fun
00:21:44and it's it's not exactly dignified people are used to skate
00:21:49it's just this once for me
00:21:52thank you all right let's go
00:21:59well i know what game
00:22:02steady
00:22:05yeah
00:22:10yeah all right see you got it it's not so rad
00:22:15i love you george i really do
00:22:17don't die you darling
00:22:32jax i mean hey jax
00:22:35jane let's talk
00:22:41agnes will be really proud
00:22:47but what i'd really love to do is the andes crossing i've done it you have exquisite
00:22:55i'm so jealous
00:23:01the real question is what would you like to ask me would you like to dance
00:23:07yes
00:23:26jax
00:23:43i bet you won't kiss me
00:23:46i'll take that bet
00:24:01oh
00:24:11oh wait wait wait wait what
00:24:15let's wait what for
00:24:18i just uh i want to make it special really let's go to dinner tomorrow at a nice place
00:24:26as a couple
00:24:28yeah
00:24:30okay
00:24:32mwah
00:24:33mwah
00:24:36mwah
00:24:55mwah
00:25:02uh
00:25:08mwah
00:25:10mwah
00:25:11mwah
00:25:11mwah
00:25:13mwah
00:25:18mwah
00:25:40What's that, darling?
00:25:44He signed the papers.
00:25:46God, it's such a brilliant news.
00:25:49We can finally get married.
00:25:52Yes.
00:25:53Finally.
00:25:54Oh, don't be so pleased.
00:25:57Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:26:01Sure.
00:26:02Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:26:08It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:26:14Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:26:17Hi, George.
00:26:18Hi, Al.
00:26:19You must join us.
00:26:21What a marvelous coincidence.
00:26:23You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:26:27Nonsense.
00:26:28The more, the merrier.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:26:33Oh, come on.
00:26:34Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:26:46You must try the duck.
00:26:47It's divine.
00:26:49Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:26:52Isn't he wonderful?
00:26:54Isn't he wonderful?
00:26:55So witty and so handsome.
00:26:58Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:27:03I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:27:04Why, thank you, dear.
00:27:14Thank you, dear.
00:27:16Oh, last night with Jax.
00:27:19It was incredible.
00:27:20Well, he couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:27:24God, I'm happy for you.
00:27:26I really should thank you.
00:27:27We're just so happy.
00:27:29And he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:27:34Great.
00:27:36I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:27:39Exactly.
00:27:40Well, shall we?
00:27:41I could use another minute.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:48Get it together, Elle.
00:27:51You don't love Jax.
00:27:53You love George.
00:28:03Where's Jax?
00:28:04Jax went to use the men's room.
00:28:09Jax, what are you doing?
00:28:12I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:28:14Sending me your cousin.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:19Drop the act.
00:28:20I can read you like a book.
00:28:22George is my fiance.
00:28:24That's that.
00:28:26You can't stand him.
00:28:28I love him.
00:28:30You love me.
00:28:32I don't.
00:28:55This is so wrong.
00:28:58Then stop me.
00:29:05So, you and Jax, eh?
00:29:06You seem great together.
00:29:09So do you and Elle.
00:29:11I must admit, I am relieved.
00:29:13I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:29:16Worried?
00:29:17What were you worried about?
00:29:18Oh, I don't know.
00:29:21Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:29:24An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:29:27I was just being paranoid.
00:29:28Nothing to worry about.
00:29:30Roller skates.
00:29:32How long ago was this?
00:29:34Just the other day.
00:29:36Sweet, isn't it?
00:29:37That's so sweet.
00:29:38Excuse me.
00:29:39I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:29:41Sorry.
00:29:41But just came back.
00:29:48Elle, are you in here?
00:29:55Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:29:57I came here to check on you.
00:30:00Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:30:03Just, um, stomach problems.
00:30:05Really bad stomach problems.
00:30:11Are you sure you're okay?
00:30:13Yeah, I'm fine.
00:30:15Just go back to the table.
00:30:17I'll be there in a second.
00:30:19Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:30:21Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:29Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:30:41Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:30:43Of course, my friend.
00:30:45It's just a formality.
00:30:47Mistake.
00:30:49Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:30:51Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:30:55All we need is Elle's signature.
00:30:59Yeah, um, I'm just going to wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all
00:31:06clear.
00:31:07What do you mean?
00:31:08I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:31:11Yeah, I mean, it is a legal document.
00:31:14You can never be too safe, you know?
00:31:17Such a lovely evening.
00:31:19To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
00:31:24To Elle?
00:31:26To Elle.
00:31:28To me.
00:31:45Elle, hi.
00:31:47Hey.
00:31:48Jax, where are you?
00:31:50Uh, I'm home.
00:31:52Can I stop by?
00:31:54Yeah, of course.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57I see you.
00:32:01She's finally made her choice.
00:32:17Elle.
00:32:21I came to give you this.
00:32:24I came to give you this.
00:32:28So...
00:32:34Oh, no.
00:32:36It's over, Jax.
00:32:38Goodbye.
00:32:40Elle, wait!
00:32:41..
00:33:02Oh, my God.
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:11Oh, no.
00:33:18Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:21And here, oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:24Prestige, dear, prestige.
00:33:27Mother knows best.
00:33:28Don't you agree, El?
00:33:37Nice day, huh?
00:33:38Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:41So beautiful.
00:33:48Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:50Oh, it's okay.
00:33:52You can just remember this.
00:34:01Oh, it's okay.
00:34:21I can't be able to do this.
00:34:24You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:26Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:39I'm stuffed.
00:34:40Me too, that was a good pick.
00:34:42I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:43Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano, in Italy.
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:52Wanna come inside?
00:34:57Uh, not tonight.
00:34:58I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:02Next time.
00:35:04Next time, for sure.
00:35:16Good night.
00:35:16Good night.
00:35:31Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:35:33You'll want embossed.
00:35:34Trust me.
00:35:36Isn't this exciting now?
00:35:38We're so close now.
00:35:39We're so close!
00:36:02L?
00:36:04Jane.
00:36:08What a coincidence.
00:36:09Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:11Sit with me.
00:36:18So, you and Jax?
00:36:20Seems like things are going well.
00:36:22Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:24Nice.
00:36:27You know, if you really want to win him over,
00:36:31there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:33Ooh, like what?
00:36:35For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41Yes, baby talk.
00:36:42The sillier the better.
00:36:44He'll melt.
00:36:45Baby talk.
00:36:46Got it.
00:36:46Yes.
00:36:49And just attention.
00:36:51So much of it.
00:36:52Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:36:55He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:36:57Oh, and food.
00:36:58Food, okay.
00:37:00Bring his lunch at work.
00:37:02You know, like spoil him.
00:37:03He loves that.
00:37:04And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:08Ah, tuna.
00:37:14So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island.
00:37:16Then we can discuss the price.
00:37:18Because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic.
00:37:20Because I actually own the magazine.
00:37:23Hang on a minute, one sec.
00:37:24Hello?
00:37:26Jane, hi.
00:37:27Hey, I'm on a call.
00:37:28I need to call you back later.
00:37:30Right.
00:37:31Miss you too.
00:37:32Yep.
00:37:33Sorry about that Ahmed.
00:37:33Where were we?
00:37:34So anyway, I think having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:37:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:40One second.
00:37:42Jane, hi.
00:37:43Hi.
00:37:44I'm fine, thank you.
00:37:46Yes, sandwich.
00:37:47Sandwich was great.
00:37:47Look, I'm on a call.
00:37:48I need to call you back later.
00:37:49All right, bye.
00:37:50All right, and Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of
00:37:53film in Asarik Island.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:56My.
00:37:57God.
00:37:58Hang on, one sec.
00:38:00Jane.
00:38:02I know you missed me.
00:38:03You told me that 10 seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:38:05If you keep calling me, I might not have to meet you.
00:38:08Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:38:09I've got a zoo over here today.
00:38:10So anyway, with the island, I think.
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:15Hello?
00:38:18Fuck!
00:38:41Oh my God, look who it is.
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:46Hi.
00:38:48What's going on?
00:38:50My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:38:55Well, what are you up to?
00:38:56Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to
00:39:00go with.
00:39:01Yum.
00:39:01I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:39:03Red velvet.
00:39:05Hint, hint.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:07Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:39:13Tuna casserole menu.
00:39:15Open wide, here comes a plain.
00:39:18Brrr.
00:39:19Brrr.
00:39:20Brrr.
00:39:21Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:39:24Oh!
00:39:24Oh no!
00:39:25Take this.
00:39:33Please shoot me.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Trouble in paradise?
00:39:38How are things with George?
00:39:40Great.
00:39:44You look good.
00:39:47Thanks.
00:39:48You do too.
00:39:54Honey boo!
00:39:58Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back, so I'm going to head out.
00:40:02What about your coffee?
00:40:03Oh, I changed my mind.
00:40:09Honey boo!
00:40:13Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:40:15Yes?
00:40:17I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:40:19Mm-hmm.
00:40:20So many great qualities.
00:40:22Pretty.
00:40:23Funny.
00:40:24Smart.
00:40:25And?
00:40:28I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:40:29Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:40:31Just say it.
00:40:33I want to break up with you.
00:40:37Wait, what?
00:40:40He loves me.
00:40:41He was just confused.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:49I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me, so it means he left me, right?
00:40:55Right?
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00We're meant to be together.
00:41:02I love you.
00:41:03He loves me.
00:41:04I love you.
00:41:05I love you.
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What did you say?
00:41:09She wants him back!
00:41:11She's playing you.
00:41:12She's mocking you.
00:41:15She's mocking you.
00:41:15You're right.
00:41:16She's mocking me!
00:41:18She wants him back!
00:41:19She's fucking with him!
00:41:21I have to save him from her.
00:41:23We're meant to be together.
00:41:26Yeah?
00:41:28I need to save him from her.
00:41:29So he can want me back.
00:41:31I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:34What did you say?
00:41:35There's only one way to end it.
00:41:38Kill the bitch!
00:41:40We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:43And we do it together.
00:41:44You and me.
00:41:46We will kill her together.
00:41:49And then he'll be mine.
00:42:01Mother, they've signed the papers!
00:42:04Then why is it still not done?
00:42:06She's stalling!
00:42:07Legal stuff takes time!
00:42:09You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:42:12Get her in line!
00:42:14Get HIM in line!
00:42:17You will make that divorce happen!
00:42:21Don't have your ears at me, George Winfrow!
00:42:23Do not! You can't cover your ears at me!
00:42:25I know you can hear me!
00:42:27Man up!
00:42:29Fine!
00:42:30Fine!
00:42:30I-I will-
00:42:32Man up!
00:42:32I promise!
00:42:33Tonight!
00:42:44Mario, tell me something good.
00:42:46Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging.
00:42:48But I couldn't find nothing.
00:42:49He's a good guy.
00:42:50He's got a great life.
00:42:52Owns wild man media.
00:42:53Does good things with his money.
00:42:54He's trying to buy his Rika Island.
00:42:56He's married to-
00:42:58I know, Ahmed.
00:42:59He's a nice lover of mine.
00:43:01He owns Azarika.
00:43:04I have an idea.
00:43:12Yeah, hello.
00:43:15Ahmed, hey!
00:43:19Seriously?
00:43:21Absolutely!
00:43:23So, is it a done deal?
00:43:28You-you too.
00:43:29Thank you so much.
00:43:30It's-it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:35Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:39Elle, meet me at Co-brew.
00:43:4130 minutes.
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:50Jax, is everything okay?
00:43:52Oh my god!
00:43:53Oh my god!
00:43:54Okay!
00:43:55Better than okay.
00:43:57Amazing news.
00:43:58Can you stop?
00:43:59Everyone is staring.
00:44:00This is it.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:04You are looking at the new owner of Azarika Island.
00:44:08No way.
00:44:09Way.
00:44:10I'll leave next week.
00:44:11Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:44:14Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:44:17Wait, you're-you're leaving?
00:44:19It's perfect.
00:44:21Azarika is where we unload.
00:44:22Our special place.
00:44:25Come with me.
00:44:26It'll be just like old times.
00:44:28Me taking the photos.
00:44:29You writing the story.
00:44:34I...
00:44:34George.
00:44:35The wedding.
00:44:37Fuck the wedding.
00:44:38This is it.
00:44:39This is our chance.
00:44:41We can start a new life together.
00:44:42Be happy.
00:44:44Please help.
00:44:45Say yes.
00:44:47What about Jane?
00:44:49I broke up with her.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53It's never really into her.
00:44:55I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:44:57Duh.
00:44:59Wait.
00:45:00What?
00:45:02That's horrible.
00:45:06You're still so manipulative.
00:45:11You're still so manipulative.
00:45:13What are you talking about?
00:45:14You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:45:20You're incapable of changing.
00:45:22I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:24The hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:26I have grown up.
00:45:27I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:30It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:33It's about who you are, Jax.
00:45:35And you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:38That's unfair.
00:45:40You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:43Well, now you can give up your childish, happily-ever-after fantasy.
00:45:51Oh, uh...
00:45:52Hi, guys.
00:45:53What a coincidence.
00:45:55I ran into you here.
00:45:56Are you following me?
00:45:57What?
00:45:58Me?
00:45:58Uh, no.
00:45:59No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Nothing like that.
00:46:01Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:46:04I'm so confused.
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Shut up.
00:46:14Good for nothing.
00:46:16Selfish.
00:46:17Imager.
00:46:19He's...
00:46:21Jane?
00:46:23What are you doing?
00:46:24What does it look like I'm doing?
00:46:27I don't know.
00:46:28She told me to do this.
00:46:31Who told you?
00:46:32My pretty.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:35You're fucking crazy.
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:38Kill the bitch.
00:46:39What?
00:46:39Kill the bitch.
00:46:40You want me to kill her?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43No, no, no.
00:46:43I agree.
00:46:44No, no, Jane.
00:46:45You don't have to do this, okay?
00:46:46I can get you help.
00:46:47You've done enough.
00:46:49You seduced him.
00:46:51You took him away from me!
00:46:55Him?
00:46:57Jax?
00:46:58I don't...
00:46:58I don't want Jax.
00:46:59I want George, okay?
00:47:00You don't have to worry about that.
00:47:01Okay?
00:47:01What is it?
00:47:02Nighty again?
00:47:04Slit her throat?
00:47:06No, no, no.
00:47:07You've lost your fucking mind.
00:47:09No!
00:47:09I've lost Jax.
00:47:11And I'm gonna get her back!
00:47:13George!
00:47:14George, help me!
00:47:15Help!
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:19I'll fucking do something, George!
00:47:21George, please do something!
00:47:22George!
00:47:23I don't know what to do!
00:47:25George, you boy!
00:47:26Watch your lovely lady die.
00:47:30George!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33Jay!
00:47:33Jay!
00:47:34Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:38If I can't have you, nobody else can!
00:47:42Jay!
00:47:49Jay!
00:47:54Jay!
00:47:55Jay!
00:47:55Jay!
00:47:55Jay!
00:47:55Jay!
00:47:56Jay!
00:47:56Jay!
00:47:56Jay!
00:47:56This isn't you!
00:47:56This isn't you!
00:47:58Ah!
00:47:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:00Ah!
00:48:00No!
00:48:01Jay!
00:48:02Jay!
00:48:03I got you!
00:48:04I got you!
00:48:04My love!
00:48:05My darling!
00:48:06You were gonna let me die!
00:48:08No, no, no.
00:48:08I was just about to throw myself upon the knife, but...
00:48:11Jax got on the way!
00:48:13You're bleeding.
00:48:14It's okay.
00:48:15Just really if you're safe.
00:48:17Let me help you.
00:48:18Fine!
00:48:19Be that way!
00:48:20I...
00:48:20I got...
00:48:28Jax!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:30I love you!
00:48:31Don't forget me!
00:48:32Text me!
00:48:34Call me!
00:48:35Let's go!
00:48:35Love me!
00:48:37Yeah, me!
00:48:38I love you!
00:48:39Help!
00:49:06Hello?
00:49:07I can't sleep.
00:49:09I can't either.
00:49:12Wanna grab a drink?
00:49:14I thought you'd never ask.
00:49:17The usual?
00:49:1930 minutes.
00:49:21Alright, see you in a bit.
00:49:37Kill Jack Steel!
00:49:42Remember that bar back in the symbol?
00:49:45Yes, uh-huh.
00:49:47You bet I can still drink you.
00:49:48Oh, yeah?
00:49:49Excuse me.
00:49:51Another round, please.
00:49:52No, I know.
00:49:53And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:49:57And I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:50:00I mean, where am I gonna find a horse at that hour?
00:50:03I mean, come on.
00:50:04No, no, no.
00:50:08Thanks for meeting up at the end of the night.
00:50:10I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:50:13Oh, me too.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:16I almost died today.
00:50:19Oh, Jesus.
00:50:22And you saved me.
00:50:25Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:50:33I don't know.
00:50:37I don't know.
00:50:38I don't know.
00:50:41I don't know.
00:50:46But it's a littleЫ
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Oh, yeah!
00:51:01Ohh-hmm.
00:51:52I love you so much.
00:52:13Jax?
00:52:17Jax?
00:52:21Jax, where are you?
00:52:29I'm off to grab his breakfast.
00:52:31Morning, sunshine.
00:52:32It doesn't matter.
00:52:32I don't know.
00:53:13Kill Jack Steel.
00:53:32Oh!
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:38Oh!
00:53:48Oh!
00:53:50Oh!
00:53:52Oh!
00:54:10Oh my god.
00:54:12What? Jax is aware?
00:54:27What's going on? How is he?
00:54:29He's in a coma.
00:54:31But he's gonna wake up, right?
00:54:34I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:54:37He sustained severe head injuries.
00:54:40Yes, come on. Wake up.
00:54:43There's little brain activity and there's little sign of improvement.
00:54:48It's me, El. Come on.
00:54:50Who is next of kin?
00:54:52I am... I'm his wife.
00:54:55Does he have an advanced directive?
00:54:57I have no idea. I doubt it. He's a risk taker.
00:55:01Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:55:06Don't...
00:55:07Don't say that.
00:55:08He's strong.
00:55:10He's been through worse.
00:55:12Come on, Jax. Come on. Wake up.
00:55:15I'll give you some time.
00:55:18Nothing.
00:55:21Come on, Jax.
00:55:24I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:55:26Everyone loves Jax.
00:55:28Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:55:31At his house.
00:55:32And what were you doing there?
00:55:37Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:55:40So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:55:43No. Our relationship is perfect.
00:55:48George! We could lose him.
00:55:52Oh, dear. I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:55:54I'm sorry. Who are you?
00:55:56Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:56:01So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:56:05Mm-hmm. Correct.
00:56:06I'm so confused.
00:56:08I'm not.
00:56:10She was married to that guy.
00:56:11She's having an affair with this guy.
00:56:13And had someone off that guy.
00:56:17Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:56:21Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:56:24No, but...
00:56:25No, but...
00:56:26Please, not right now. Please, you can't do this.
00:56:28Please, don't make this any harder.
00:56:29Stop!
00:56:30Quiet!
00:56:32That won't be necessary.
00:56:34It was my mother.
00:56:36Agnes?
00:56:37No, mother.
00:56:39She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:56:42She really is a horrible woman.
00:56:45Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:56:47Oh, it was easy.
00:56:49They overheard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:56:53Here.
00:56:54Here's our address.
00:56:56She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:56:59I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:57:02Mommy was right.
00:57:04It is time I manned up.
00:57:07Because I want to get married!
00:57:09Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't...
00:57:11Not to you.
00:57:13What?
00:57:21Betsy?
00:57:21Hello, ma'am.
00:57:23But...
00:57:25How long?
00:57:26A while.
00:57:29I...
00:57:29I...
00:57:30I know.
00:57:30I...
00:57:31Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad.
00:57:34But I love him.
00:57:36Just the way he is.
00:57:39I...
00:57:40Don't even know what to say right now.
00:57:43Say you'll forgive me?
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Uh, if you say so.
00:57:49I am so confused.
00:57:51I'm not.
00:57:52They were together.
00:57:53Now she's with him.
00:57:55His mom's crazy.
00:57:56Forget it.
00:57:57Forget it.
00:57:57Alright.
00:57:58Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:58:00Well, good luck.
00:58:02You're gonna need it.
00:58:11Wait, what is that?
00:58:12What's happening?
00:58:13Can you get the doctor, please?
00:58:15Doctor!
00:58:16Nurse!
00:58:16Help!
00:58:17Jax?
00:58:21That was a close call.
00:58:25I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:58:29You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:58:39Jax.
00:58:41It's me.
00:58:44Your wife.
00:58:48Need you to wake up now.
00:58:50So we can be married again.
00:58:53You wouldn't go to Azurica Island.
00:58:56And run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas.
00:59:00Eating coconut out of the shell.
00:59:09You need a miracle.
00:59:32You need a miracle.
00:59:32Here you go.
00:59:34Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:59:37You milagro.
00:59:40You can wake up now.
00:59:43Jax, you can wake up now.
00:59:51Please.
00:59:53Please wake up.
01:00:01I love you so much.
01:00:05I love you so much.
01:00:07I love you so much.
01:00:12Please.
01:00:13I got out.
01:00:14I love you so much.
01:00:19I'm not talking to her.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:50I miss a steal.
01:00:53Hi.
01:00:55You came back to me.
01:01:00I'd never leave you.
01:01:02Not now.
01:01:04Not ever.
01:01:14I mean, seriously.
01:01:16Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:01:19Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:01:21Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:01:24This room will not decorate itself,
01:01:25and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all,
01:01:27this room has to be beautiful.
01:01:29Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement,
01:01:31now I must be the fool.
01:01:33Please, a little volume, also that vase.
01:01:35It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary,
01:01:38but it was a success.
01:01:40George and Betsy got married.
01:01:43It was a small wedding with just the two of them,
01:01:46a minister and his dog.
01:01:48Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:01:51It was better for her anyway.
01:01:54And me, I got my cottage in the country,
01:01:57and I got Jack's.
01:01:59To Azarica Island.
01:02:01To Azarica Island.
01:02:02And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:02:18Damn it.
01:02:19Cut.
01:02:20Great.
01:02:21Let me just see one of those.
01:02:21Let me see the second one of that.
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