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00:00:03Ā”Vamos!
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:26No.
00:00:28Ah.
00:00:29Mi madre va a matar me,
00:00:31pero no me importa.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46Y asĆ es como Bret Harrison,
00:00:48el star quarterback, mi hermano,
00:00:49mi amigo, mi alma, mi cuerpo
00:00:52y mi virginidad en mi 18 de febrero.
00:00:54En mi fantasĆa.
00:00:56Anyway.
00:00:57Bret ha sido el lĆder de mi fanfic por un aƱo.
00:01:00En realidad,
00:01:01es completamente de mi league.
00:01:03Es pura tragic.
00:01:04No solo es el star quarterback,
00:01:06pero tambiƩn es mi hermano.
00:01:08AsĆ que para Ć©l,
00:01:09yo soy solo un hermano.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
00:01:28What? No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Bret Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:44You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all,
00:01:54there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What? A roommate? No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Bret Harrison.
00:02:45I'm living with Bret Harrison.
00:02:45El mismo Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a ten page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie.
00:02:51My eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:55Quit drooling.
00:02:56C'mon, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't...
00:02:58I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03Put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm gonna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, later, buddy.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:27having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life now?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:34I love you!
00:08:43I love you!
00:09:04I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the chicken version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, you did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh, whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00You missed my messenger?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39It's already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44You alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:15I'll tell you those.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a problem with him?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for the ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:08Let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone.
00:15:31The strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:48Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15What are you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now?
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45I'm sorry.
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58I-
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:12Oh.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:18Oh.
00:17:21Oh.
00:17:22Oh.
00:17:24Oh.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:38Every time I met every day a pleasure to say something like this.
00:17:45ĀæPuedo decir que no pensaba que era una buena idea para ir a la noche?
00:17:47Ā”Como, Bret!
00:17:49Ā”Pues, esto es serio! ĀæPuedo simplemente acerarme?
00:17:51No, Alison. ĀæSabes lo que?
00:17:52Si quieres que te quede la regla,
00:17:54Ā”as disfrutar de tu noche!
00:17:55Ā”Bret, por favor!
00:18:00ĀæCĆ³mo se puede pensar, Bret?
00:18:02Ā”He piensa que morir de estar con un hijo como tĆŗ!
00:18:05Ā”Hasta la hora de caer en el menĆŗs de la cama!
00:18:09Ā”SuscrĆbete que no ha estado listo de un orden de restricciĆ³n!
00:18:17ĀæDĆ³nde piensas que vas?
00:18:18Ā”GrabĆ”la!
00:18:19Ā”No! Ā”No me hagas!
00:18:21Ā”No te has ganado el dinero!
00:18:22Ā”No te pagas el precio!
00:18:26Ā”No te necesitas despejarse!
00:18:27Ā”No te preocupes!
00:18:29Ā”No te preocupes!
00:18:40Ā”No te preocupes!
00:18:46Ā”No te preocupes!
00:18:47ĀæQuĆ© fue eso?
00:18:48Oh, Jason aquĆ has volunteered
00:18:50para que te ayude a terminar tu dare.
00:18:56Ā”Para!
00:18:57Ā”Vamos, sweetheart!
00:18:58Ā”A dare es a dare!
00:19:00Ā”Stop fighting!
00:19:02Ā”No te preocupes!
00:19:04Ā”No te preocupes!
00:19:05Ā”No te preocupes!
00:19:14Ā”Please!
00:19:15Ā”Please stop!
00:19:16Ā”Please!
00:19:17Ā”Ten this!
00:19:17Ā”That's what gets used!
00:19:20Ā”Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Ā”Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again!
00:19:36Ā”Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again!
00:19:47This is a total overreaction. Jason and Allie were just having fun together. I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb. And that goes
00:20:12for everybody. I don't want to see one picture of one video. Does everybody understand that? Great. We're going to
00:20:20delete them right now.
00:20:25No. You okay? Come on. Let's go.
00:20:36Hey. Hey. What do you think you're doing, huh? Sneaking out. Going to a place like this. What would have
00:20:44happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning. I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you. And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah. I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know. Okay? I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit. You're trying to impress people that don't matter. Okay? These people are not your friends and you're lowering your
00:21:36standards.
00:21:37And you don't need to.
00:21:37I know. I know. Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend. And I know that I'm a pathetic loser. And
00:21:42I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita. Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me. Okay? I want to be liked. I want to be wanted. And I want
00:21:57someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them. I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean? What does that mean for us? What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind. I know the rules, but look at her. All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Just say it. Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:32Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison. Allison, stop that.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:39We're out of everything.
00:23:52Yo.
00:23:53What's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:02i swear to god guys what are you doing right now talk to me
00:24:06face time to ron
00:24:10what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man
00:24:22ali called me dumbass and i had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:29or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:31it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party and and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:42and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay chill really yeah look
00:24:52it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:57all right brett if that's true you guys got to take care to i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:01right
00:25:01now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to right after
00:25:05i got it peace bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:15hey what's up
00:25:16what's going on we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no ellie
00:25:19it's late
00:25:20come on you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:38is you
00:25:46all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:50allison you're up first
00:25:58you
00:26:06you
00:26:08you
00:26:21you
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00:30:33Oh my
00:30:34It's fucking hot
00:30:36Oh my God
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel
00:30:46Yeah, yeah, for sure
00:30:48Thank you
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry
00:30:52Okay, brain bleach
00:30:54I need brain bleach
00:30:55But damn it
00:30:57How do I unsee that
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest
00:31:02Okay, it's fine, just
00:31:03It's okay, just forget it, okay
00:31:05I'm doing laundry
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you
00:31:08I, um, didn't
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes
00:31:11And it
00:31:13And neither are you
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going
00:31:19No, okay, I said I was sorry, alright
00:31:21Listen, I just
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine
00:31:30I don't know, it's 8.30
00:31:32Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that
00:31:37Oh my God, she's gonna kill me
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team
00:31:43She's gonna, she's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay
00:31:47Well, I'll, I'll, I'll try
00:31:48Okay
00:31:49Thank you
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah
00:32:05Um, I have to go
00:32:07Okay
00:32:07Thanks
00:32:08Bye
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry I'm late
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m
00:32:41Don't make excuses, Scott
00:32:43Late is late
00:32:45You're just too lazy
00:32:54Hey
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time
00:33:03Like I said, nobody
00:33:07No, hey
00:33:08Stop
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson
00:33:13To understand punctuality
00:33:16Stop
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason
00:33:25Hey, hey
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room
00:33:31Cool, get out
00:33:34Get out of here
00:33:34All of you, get out of here
00:33:36Right now
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this
00:33:48So
00:33:48I'm just gonna have to tell Coach
00:33:50That I'm sick or something
00:33:51It's gonna be okay
00:33:52Yeah, we have enough time
00:33:53Trust me
00:33:56Hi, hello
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:33:59And I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:34:01Right now
00:34:06All right
00:34:07Hey, listen
00:34:08Use my jersey
00:34:09Make it look better than the original
00:34:11All right
00:34:35Oh shit
00:34:36Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks
00:34:50Stony
00:34:52Look at you
00:34:53You look fantastic
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00You know, that's true
00:35:01That's true, I have
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:06Yeah
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:09Really?
00:35:12To you
00:35:13As
00:35:13As your best friend's sister
00:35:15Of course
00:35:16As
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister
00:35:21All right
00:35:22Time's ticking
00:35:23Let's move
00:35:24Allison
00:35:26I don't know
00:35:27Whatever this look is
00:35:31But
00:35:31It works
00:35:32You take center
00:35:34Let's go
00:35:38Okay
00:35:39Hey, uh
00:35:47Break a leg
00:35:50Thank you
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen
00:35:57Please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:03Okay
00:36:04Okay
00:36:05One, two, three, go
00:36:07Woo
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh
00:36:18Uh-huh, uh-huh
00:36:19Oh, yeah
00:36:24Oh, yeah
00:36:25Oh, yeah
00:36:26Oh, yeah
00:36:26Oh, yeah
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire
00:36:37It's Allison Scott
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot
00:36:47I mean, damn
00:36:48I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52Body in that uniform
00:36:53Woo
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight
00:36:57Stay with you
00:36:58I don't have to
00:36:59See girls like that
00:37:00They always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now
00:37:04You don't fuck off
00:37:05The only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:07Is my fist
00:37:18He's on the 30 yard line
00:37:20The 20
00:37:21The 10
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again
00:37:27State wins
00:37:28Yes!
00:37:29Oh, good job
00:37:31Let's go right here
00:37:32Woo
00:37:33Woo
00:37:33Woo
00:37:34Woo
00:37:36Woo
00:37:39Woo
00:37:39Woo
00:37:39Woo
00:37:39Woo
00:37:40Woo
00:37:40Woo
00:37:43Hey
00:37:45Oh
00:37:45Congrats
00:37:46On the win, Captain
00:37:47That was really good
00:37:48Thank you
00:37:49You know, it's uh
00:37:50It's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:52Okay, shut up
00:37:53Oh
00:37:57Are you okay?
00:37:57Kiss
00:37:58Kiss
00:37:59Kiss
00:37:59Kiss
00:38:01Kiss
00:38:02Kiss
00:38:02Kiss
00:38:02Kiss
00:38:03Kiss
00:38:03Kiss
00:38:03Kiss
00:38:03Kiss
00:38:07Oh my god
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss
00:38:15Kiss
00:38:16Kiss
00:38:16Kiss
00:38:17Kiss
00:38:17Kiss
00:38:18Kiss
00:38:22Now we got herself a good ole kiss cam standoff
00:38:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:56Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:16Paul, I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know if you dare.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him,
00:42:31and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser,
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah,
00:43:33he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:34so I...
00:43:35I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's coming.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well,
00:44:01I also have a vibe,
00:44:03and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass,
00:44:16and I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:34traumatized me,
00:44:35so I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that.
00:44:38Ron,
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of,
00:44:46I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him,
00:44:50or it was Chad,
00:44:51so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend,
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh, the alien is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this,
00:45:48like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering
00:45:52if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita,
00:46:33not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running
00:46:44a charity sale.
00:46:46We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know
00:46:47Allison hand-makes
00:46:49these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten
00:46:51arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two
00:46:53were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough
00:46:58to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little
00:47:01of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags,
00:47:04some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what
00:47:08you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking
00:47:13for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know,
00:47:24I don't think
00:47:25it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take
00:47:27every single one
00:47:29of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say
00:47:34$500 apiece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want
00:47:39this garbage.
00:47:40You know,
00:47:40I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive
00:47:42something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed
00:47:45to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared
00:47:49to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare
00:47:50me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you
00:47:54get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back
00:47:57to this table again.
00:48:01You know,
00:48:02I do think
00:48:02this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep
00:48:06doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off
00:48:08yesterday.
00:48:08And then today
00:48:09you come and you
00:48:09buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant
00:48:11with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend
00:48:13me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison,
00:48:19party in my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak
00:48:30for herself.
00:48:31So,
00:48:32what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going
00:48:36anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes
00:48:38the big brother
00:48:39act again.
00:48:40Who does he think
00:48:41he is toying with
00:48:42my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new
00:48:46best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is,
00:49:03my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison,
00:49:07you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know,
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal
00:49:27with you and Brett,
00:49:28huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing
00:49:31happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend
00:49:34of a friend
00:49:34of my brother,
00:49:35so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked
00:49:42the wrong guy
00:49:43to kiss on the cam,
00:49:44Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing
00:49:53between me and Brett,
00:49:54obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just
00:49:56move on.
00:49:57You ever play
00:49:57the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite
00:50:01from one end
00:50:02until one of us
00:50:03chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking
00:50:21about him
00:50:22at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think
00:51:07you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care
00:51:09that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think
00:51:11Ron would think
00:51:11if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you
00:51:13elect your someone
00:51:13who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these
00:51:15stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to
00:51:16play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to
00:51:19play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them
00:51:20because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away
00:51:24from me.
00:51:35Oh my God.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:55Oh my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:00Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:20Let's get you.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:25Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:29Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32Here we go.
00:52:33Put you down.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34You know, you could have
00:52:35died at this.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God,
00:52:38you have no business
00:52:39being around that guy,
00:52:40let alone being this
00:52:41close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a
00:52:43brainchild will realize
00:52:43he's a total fucking
00:52:44douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not
00:52:50understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know
00:52:53how this works, okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know
00:52:58how guys work
00:52:58all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy
00:53:01that you're able
00:53:01to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any
00:53:03better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not
00:53:07any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14because you saved me
00:53:16when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me
00:53:18your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you
00:53:22caught me
00:53:22when I fell
00:53:23in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me
00:53:25to school
00:53:25when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like
00:53:27such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know,
00:53:31I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall
00:53:35in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:44And you're my brother's
00:53:45best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47So then why do you
00:53:48keep swooping in
00:53:49and saving me
00:53:50like a hero
00:53:51and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel
00:53:56anything
00:53:57because you're
00:53:58playing with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't
00:54:00keep doing that?
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you
00:54:04to tell me
00:54:05to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that
00:54:07you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me
00:54:09to get away from you
00:54:09right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you
00:54:10to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you
00:54:12to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted
00:54:35to do that
00:54:35for so long.
00:54:45Listen,
00:54:45you have no idea
00:54:46every single time
00:54:47I saw you
00:54:48with him.
00:54:49I always just
00:54:50wanted to tell you
00:54:51that you've always
00:54:51been more to me
00:54:53than just my
00:54:54best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you
00:54:57say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise
00:54:59to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck
00:55:09about promises
00:55:09anymore.
00:55:20I think I met you
00:55:21every day,
00:55:23every morning,
00:55:25and every night.
00:55:27And every single
00:55:29time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Hey.
00:55:47I want you to take
00:55:48me right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you
00:56:33very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable
00:56:35to brother,
00:56:36but I think he'll come
00:56:37around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think...
00:56:50I think we should
00:56:51maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep
00:56:57it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find
00:57:04the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to
00:57:09be your way.
00:57:11Be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you
00:57:40coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently
00:57:42stuck in the worst
00:57:43traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:45from ditching my car
00:57:46and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Aw.
00:57:49Well, as much as
00:57:50I'd love to see you
00:57:51running to me,
00:57:53don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:55and I really
00:57:57like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you
00:57:59love my car.
00:58:00He grabbed me
00:58:01by the waist,
00:58:01hoisting me up,
00:58:02putting me on
00:58:03the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you,
00:58:08every single word
00:58:09that you've ever written
00:58:10is etched into my heart,
00:58:11into my soul.
00:58:12He trails kisses
00:58:14from my neck
00:58:15to my breasts,
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash,
00:58:22but why does it sound
00:58:22like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:24when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:40Fuck.
00:58:41Fuck.
00:58:41Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my God,
00:58:45someone's coming.
00:58:45I have to go
00:58:46fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that
00:58:48somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business,
00:59:13Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because
00:59:14Brett took a chance on you
00:59:15once,
00:59:16you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:21who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:27I'm late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's,
00:59:53I never would have touched it.
01:00:10I'll see what you're up to.
01:00:13I'll see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag.
01:00:16I was looking for that.
01:00:18Thank you.
01:00:18No problem.
01:00:22Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible
01:00:33to come forward now,
01:00:35otherwise,
01:00:36will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search.
01:00:40Well,
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry,
01:00:46but I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream.
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all,
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I...
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison,
01:01:30performance-enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:34of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:43I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually
01:01:53my vitamins.
01:01:54Did you forget?
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have labeled them
01:02:00or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Miss Russo,
01:02:04how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess
01:02:06such extensive knowledge
01:02:08of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13We were just worried
01:02:15about the integrity
01:02:16of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:18everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21are three bullies
01:02:22trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped
01:02:25of captaincy
01:02:26effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count,
01:02:35every formation,
01:02:36I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41walk in here
01:02:41and steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:49Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51for the basket toss,
01:02:52you're going to have
01:02:53a little timing issue.
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:02:59Accidents happen
01:03:00all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:03Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05And say goodbye
01:03:06to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting
01:03:07in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone.
01:03:15Your call.
01:03:16And make sure
01:03:17she falls hard enough
01:03:18she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know
01:03:31that Rita put those vitamins
01:03:32in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:34in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know I hurt her
01:03:42in the bathroom
01:03:43like ten minutes before.
01:03:44Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:50having
01:03:54bone sex.
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58who interrupted
01:03:58my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have
01:04:01any idea
01:04:01how hard it was
01:04:02to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously,
01:04:08go put that garbage
01:04:09in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11to say anything
01:04:11like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being
01:04:12serious though.
01:04:13I'm being serious too.
01:04:14Allison.
01:04:16Perfect
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you
01:04:22on your phone.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count,
01:04:29you both perform
01:04:30an elevated prep.
01:04:31Rita, you're up first.
01:04:33Then Allison.
01:04:45Okay, Allison.
01:04:47Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:14Hey, I told you
01:05:15to catch you.
01:05:16Brett,
01:05:18you just saved
01:05:19my life.
01:05:23Guess that makes me
01:05:24like a bag of tree
01:05:24weed or something, huh?
01:05:26Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29so you could dry hump
01:05:30the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been
01:05:36the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita,
01:05:38that is a disgusting
01:05:39thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym
01:05:42and think very carefully
01:05:43about your future
01:05:44on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett.
01:05:48Thank you.
01:05:49Oh my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate
01:05:51that catch.
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of performances
01:05:56and character,
01:05:57I am so proud
01:05:59to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01as the new captain.
01:06:03Thank you.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations,
01:06:08Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Want to show me
01:06:11just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:22It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:28Ew.
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:31Yo.
01:06:32Allison.
01:06:33She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:37You know,
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:45What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I hate your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time
01:06:54training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again?
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows
01:07:03how you got a captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be
01:07:08how you got out there,
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:10while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15What more money?
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name
01:07:29out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:31Hey!
01:07:34Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:37I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:48Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:50All right.
01:07:52Make sure you're on it.
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could have broken your hand.
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get away
01:08:04with cheating like that.
01:08:07Set up.
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this,
01:08:15having, uh...
01:08:16Nurse Allison around.
01:08:18Take care of me.
01:08:18Help me out.
01:08:20Here you go, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:22Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:32In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38What do you wanna do?
01:08:39Let's hide.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:47Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51God, you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you,
01:08:57all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:02Doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:08Right here.
01:09:14You gotta be quiet.
01:09:18Unless you're an audience.
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:23and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time,
01:09:27assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me.
01:09:39I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46Alright, Drew.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food.
01:09:50It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:52I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls!
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull a muscle.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:07Allison physical therapy time,
01:10:09if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:36You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:44You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:47You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:51You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:52You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Ā”Sick!
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise
01:11:03for your State University cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain
01:11:19didn't earn her spot, she bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's not true
01:11:34You know what, I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really, let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us
01:11:50about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54but only if we helped Allison
01:11:56become captain
01:11:57You know, that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie, no more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie, it's all coming out now
01:12:19I saw her taking pills
01:12:21for practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:23Cheater!
01:12:25Suck!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:31She's using you
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the clout?
01:12:35For the clout?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:49Boo!
01:12:49Listen, just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:50Hey everybody, just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right, that's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now, in light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the evidence
01:13:05That has been presented
01:13:06I have no choice
01:13:09Alice and Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain
01:13:12Of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed
01:13:14On academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:17Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:24Look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:28With the right body
01:13:30No more pills
01:13:30No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys
01:13:35Are never gonna have to take
01:13:36Any of Rita's
01:13:36Take your spells ever again
01:13:37So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita
01:13:40Take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:46That Rita just played
01:13:48Not for the drugs
01:13:50These are the drugs
01:13:51That I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these
01:13:54At any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:05Who has been forcing
01:14:06Her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:11And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:13From the bodies
01:14:14That they have
01:14:15Now, everybody is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened
01:14:23The total control
01:14:24That Rita had
01:14:24Over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:26Because Allison
01:14:27She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never
01:14:30Do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves
01:14:32To be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one
01:14:38Who's drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:44Lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch
01:14:46You ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:00Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You run crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing but a little
01:15:12Shut up, dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get exactly
01:15:17What you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've
01:15:24Had a number of
01:15:25Allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment
01:15:27Against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now
01:15:30You are officially suspended
01:15:32From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No
01:15:34My father
01:15:35Your father
01:15:36May have his name
01:15:37On the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:38His money will not
01:15:40Buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42Marty's over
01:15:43Let go
01:15:44No
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:48And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf
01:15:52Of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize
01:15:56To you
01:15:57For everything
01:15:58That you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself
01:16:01Officially reinstated
01:16:03As captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06Officially reinstated
01:16:07As captain
01:16:10Thank you principal
01:16:11All right everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:17We have a game
01:16:18To get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:20Woo
01:16:22Let's win
01:16:35Fuck yeah
01:16:36State University
01:16:37Wins it all
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01:17:04kiss
01:17:06Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:36I love you too, quarterback.
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