She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! Full Movie

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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:06Please save my child.

00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.

00:00:43Rejuvening.

00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!

00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.

00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:05Here you go, miss.

00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:13in need?

00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:31run!

00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:48Rejuvening.

00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!

00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.

00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.

00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!

00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!

00:02:32He's so hot!

00:02:34Does he come with the money?

00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.

00:02:37Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.

00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:02:55Grandma!

00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!

00:03:00Grandma?

00:03:02Grandma.

00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.

00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.

00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.

00:03:27Oh, no!

00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.

00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.

00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:03:51What? Oh, Jesus.

00:03:54Giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.

00:04:06Can you do that?

00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:04:18Hold still.

00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.

00:04:28Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.

00:04:31Come on. Come on.

00:04:33Oh!

00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis?

00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.

00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:04:58Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.

00:05:26I have no clue what this is.

00:05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.

00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.

00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.

00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.

00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!

00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:06:12Who?

00:06:15The goddess of healing.

00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.

00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.

00:06:29That's her motto.

00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.

00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.

00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go

00:06:47bankrupt.

00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.

00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:06:58There's no need.

00:07:13I'll save your son.

00:07:16Who the hell is she?

00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.

00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:07:38I bet it has fleas.

00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:07:51Don't touch him.

00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?

00:08:05Oh, you're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know

00:08:12a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.

00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.

00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.

00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.

00:08:34Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.

00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.

00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?

00:08:54You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's

00:09:05head mounted on my wall.

00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:09You'd be blessed to have me.

00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.

00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.

00:09:22No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.

00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.

00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.

00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:10:06Continue wasting your time.

00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.

00:10:19Oh, okay.

00:10:21What?

00:10:22What's happening?

00:10:24What are we doing?

00:10:35What the hell are you doing?

00:10:39I knew she was a perv!

00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:47Are you insane?

00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.

00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.

00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.

00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.

00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?

00:11:18This?

00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.

00:11:28What?

00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?

00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who

00:11:47have studied for years?

00:11:48We are all certified.

00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.

00:11:54She's right about everything.

00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.

00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?

00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.

00:12:08Oh.

00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.

00:12:10Because I just discovered it.

00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:12:17The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.

00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.

00:12:26What a bunch of baloney.

00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.

00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.

00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.

00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.

00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't

00:12:55wake him up.

00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:12:59Oh, yeah.

00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain

00:13:07back.

00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.

00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.

00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.

00:13:19Then let's have a bet.

00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.

00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.

00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.

00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.

00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.

00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.

00:13:51It's a deal.

00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.

00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.

00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.

00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.

00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.

00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.

00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?

00:14:43Don't listen to her.

00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.

00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.

00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.

00:15:01What? Did you just call me?

00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.

00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.

00:15:19Oh yeah?

00:15:20Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?

00:15:23Well put down the dog!

00:15:24With pleasure.

00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.

00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.

00:15:53She's been poisoned!

00:15:56It was her!

00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.

00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!

00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:16:11Of course!

00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.

00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.

00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?

00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:16:38I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.

00:16:42Angel herbalist.

00:16:43This is what I call...

00:16:45Malpractice.

00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.

00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.

00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:55Right this way.

00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:16:58What the hell is going on?

00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.

00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?

00:17:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.

00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there alone?

00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.

00:17:33All right. But I warn you, no funny business.

00:17:37Hmph.

00:17:41Mmm.

00:17:45Mm.

00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.

00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:18:56Held for ransom.

00:18:57By a homeless woman.

00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:02We have to have faith.

00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?

00:19:07Uh, on the streets?

00:19:10Are you shitting me?

00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?

00:19:14Are you nuts?

00:19:15You don't know her.

00:19:16You don't know her background.

00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.

00:19:20That is it, General.

00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.

00:19:22You're right.

00:19:23That's it.

00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:19:26James, let's go.

00:19:27Yes, sir.

00:19:31Oh, my God.

00:19:38I told you all to stay out.

00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.

00:19:47We can't be interrupted.

00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.

00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:02No, thank you.

00:20:07You see that, General?

00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:10This is a witchcraft.

00:20:13I know what this is.

00:20:15This is the dark witch.

00:20:17I've heard of her.

00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,

00:20:23and then she eats them alive.

00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:30Yes, sir.

00:20:34You're regaining consciousness.

00:20:46Help me.

00:20:46I'm just a woman.

00:20:52Something's wrong.

00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:21:13Sir?

00:21:14The SWAT team is here.

00:21:16Captain Morales.

00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:36Right.

00:21:37Rewrites the wrong.

00:21:42Human.

00:21:46Who the fuck are you?

00:21:47And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:51Good.

00:21:52You're awake.

00:21:53I'm saving you.

00:21:54Saving me?

00:21:55By bathing with me?

00:21:58Who are you?

00:21:58Are you a fucking spy?

00:22:01Talk!

00:22:01I swear to God, I will have you arrested for this.

00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.

00:22:10I will never.

00:22:11Oh, really?

00:22:25Look who's scouting now.

00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.

00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:22:39Science, okay?

00:22:40It just means that my body...

00:22:41Oh, shut up.

00:22:41Excuse me, please.

00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.

00:22:47And I'm a professional.

00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:51Captain, do something now.

00:22:52Ready!

00:22:58We're almost there.

00:23:01Aim!

00:23:03Get him, boys.

00:23:04Get him!

00:23:06Fire!

00:23:10Fire!

00:23:25Those amus cells.

00:23:27How is this possible?

00:23:29It's not even a scratch.

00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.

00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.

00:23:35No.

00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:23:39She's not the dark witch.

00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:23:50That's right.

00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.

00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.

00:23:59Think about it.

00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:05You're right.

00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:24:14No!

00:24:15No!

00:24:16Absolutely not.

00:24:17There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:24:21But how could you know for sure?

00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:24:26You're wrong, sir.

00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:24:32It's called borderline revival.

00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:24:37But only temporarily.

00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.

00:24:54He is dying right now.

00:24:55Naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:58Then it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:01The witch doctor.

00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:25:13I don't know who you are,

00:25:15but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me.

00:25:21This is it.

00:25:22The finishing touch.

00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:25:27So we can both survive.

00:25:47It's poison gas.

00:25:49The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:25:55Poison gas?

00:25:56My son is in there.

00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:00No, don't worry, General.

00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.

00:26:07Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.

00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:26:18I made a promise to you that I'd save you.

00:26:21It's now or never.

00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?

00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.

00:26:38Wait a second.

00:26:40You don't think that they're...

00:26:42You!

00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!

00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.

00:26:50Oh my god.

00:26:51Yeah?

00:26:51She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that

00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.

00:27:02This is taking way too long.

00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.

00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:27:12Bazooka.

00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:27:16Crap.

00:27:17Oh my god.

00:27:17Get back, sucker.

00:27:19Ready.

00:27:20Aim.

00:27:22Oh shit.

00:27:26Quit your whining and stand down.

00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.

00:27:43Shoot her dead now.

00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:27:46I said stand down.

00:28:17Don't listen to her.

00:28:20Don't hurt her.

00:28:22Don't hurt her.

00:28:26He's a killer.

00:28:33His pulse is regular.

00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.

00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:28:53Lysander's warm again.

00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.

00:28:57Come, come feel it.

00:29:01I saved my son.

00:29:03Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:12I've learned my lesson.

00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:29:18Wait, wait.

00:29:19No, no.

00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,

00:29:25Angel, and I.

00:29:28The goddess healer.

00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,

00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.

00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.

00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:29:52Take care.

00:29:53No, wait.

00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:29:57He's right.

00:29:58We are men of our words, and as I promised you,

00:30:01my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,

00:30:04and you did just that.

00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:30:13I...

00:30:15I'm already engaged.

00:30:19Already engaged?

00:30:20I am.

00:30:20I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.

00:30:25And he's coming back today.

00:30:27But don't be disappointed.

00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.

00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.

00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:30:41Take the gold.

00:30:42No, really.

00:30:44I don't need anything.

00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.

00:30:53He's back.

00:30:54And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:30:58I must go.

00:31:06Hobo close.

00:31:07Halo glow.

00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:12It was just dumb luck.

00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world.

00:31:19Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:31:32Oh, my God.

00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,

00:31:36but this is godly.

00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.

00:31:42Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.

00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you

00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.

00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here

00:31:55and revoke their licenses.

00:31:57No.

00:31:58We're not brides.

00:31:59No, she's just better than us.

00:32:02Oh, my God.

00:32:04Oh, my God.

00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:09She's no average Jane.

00:32:10No, she isn't.

00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,

00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress

00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:32:19But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:32:21No normal person could have done that.

00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.

00:32:28I have to find her.

00:32:29I have to make her my life.

00:32:31She won my heart over, too.

00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her,

00:32:35I'll help you find her.

00:32:36All right, listen.

00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.

00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters,

00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.

00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.

00:32:55She waited for you for three years.

00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,

00:33:02one with some serious fuck-you money.

00:33:05So get lost.

00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:33:16Grandma.

00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:30So sign over the house now.

00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:33:40And I did.

00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.

00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:33:50Do you have no shame?

00:33:51We were together for three years,

00:33:53and it was a complete waste of my life

00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:34:03That's how much you would owe me

00:34:04if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.

00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations

00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:34:17Oh, yeah?

00:34:19Well, Marissa

00:34:21is so much better than you.

00:34:22Now, she grew up even poorer than you.

00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.

00:34:31Dude!

00:34:32Oh!

00:34:33And you?

00:34:35You're still nothing.

00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?

00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.

00:34:41Look what she got me for my engagement.

00:34:45Oops.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth

00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.

00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?

00:34:59I certainly did.

00:35:01In fact, Marissa,

00:35:03you and your dimwit brother

00:35:05only have everything you have

00:35:07all thanks to me.

00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.

00:35:18You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.

00:35:21My granddaughter supported you

00:35:24and your entire family

00:35:25for three years while you were gone.

00:35:28How dare you insult her?

00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.

00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.

00:35:35Poor Edna.

00:35:36She still doesn't know what you're doing

00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?

00:35:39What is he talking about, Josie?

00:35:41Show her, Bob.

00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless

00:35:49your granddaughter is.

00:35:50She didn't purchase this house on her own.

00:35:52She was begging on the street for money.

00:35:56I can't be caught

00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.

00:35:59Even if you got no game,

00:36:01I got street credit I got out of keep.

00:36:03You dig?

00:36:03The word you're looking for is dignity.

00:36:06And you're one to speak, cheater.

00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:17I want to see how regular, everyday people live

00:36:20so that I can help them.

00:36:22Of course, those without substance underneath

00:36:25would never understand that.

00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?

00:36:28It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade

00:36:32is actually a downgrade.

00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.

00:36:38Just sign the damn papers

00:36:39and we can each get on with our lives.

00:36:54At your wedding, I will.

00:36:56What?

00:36:57If you won't do good by me

00:36:59of breaking things off

00:37:00before two-timing me with my best friend,

00:37:02why should I do good by you?

00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock

00:37:06at your wedding as a charity to you.

00:37:10Fucking bitch!

00:37:11You better keep your word.

00:37:13Oh, that's rich.

00:37:15After tomorrow,

00:37:16you will never feel so rich ever again.

00:37:18Do remember that.

00:37:25Trixie,

00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:37:29They'll destroy you if you show

00:37:30even so much as a hair at their wedding.

00:37:33Grandma,

00:37:34I have to confess something to you.

00:37:36I've secretly amassed

00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.

00:37:40Trillions?

00:37:43That would make you

00:37:44the richest person on the planet.

00:37:47It's because of the healing hands

00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,

00:37:51the god of healing.

00:37:52I've saved several world leaders

00:37:55with these hands.

00:37:56That's how I was able to give Marissa

00:37:58the presidential contract

00:37:59and become the goddess healer.

00:38:01It makes me angrier

00:38:02hearing her name

00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:05But please,

00:38:07Trixie dear,

00:38:08I know it was to broken your heart,

00:38:10but

00:38:11embellishing your worth

00:38:13and who you are,

00:38:14it will only delay

00:38:15the healing process.

00:38:17You don't have to believe me just yet.

00:38:19After we lost Mom and Dad

00:38:21because we didn't have the money

00:38:22for their medical bills,

00:38:24I vowed that I would do everything I can

00:38:27to serve those in need.

00:38:29That's why I'm taking everything back

00:38:30from Butch

00:38:31and I'm giving it back to Charity.

00:38:33You've always had an angel's heart.

00:38:35I'm certain you will meet someone

00:38:37who will treat you right,

00:38:39who actually deserves you.

00:38:41You will see tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:45Oh, yeah.

00:38:51You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?

00:38:53She was bullying us too, Sasa.

00:38:55She's probably trying to extort you

00:38:57now that she knows you're rich as fuck.

00:39:00I hope when nobody steps on Snake,

00:39:02Snake bites back hard.

00:39:04So let her come and embarrass herself.

00:39:07You mean...

00:39:11we broadcast...

00:39:12that video of me?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Her cavewoman stick,

00:39:18the 19th century tin can.

00:39:20She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal

00:39:22and the whole world sees her

00:39:23in her homeless mess

00:39:24against my presidential glow-up.

00:39:26Let's turn this party into her funeral.

00:39:35There he is.

00:39:38Welcome home, brother.

00:39:40Welcome home, General!

00:39:44Sir, the homeless woman

00:39:46who saved you, Miss Trixie,

00:39:47this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.

00:39:49He served with your regiment in the Marines.

00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:52that can barely carry supplies?

00:39:54Well, she's been providing for him

00:39:55and his entire family

00:39:56while he's been deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:58So she waited for him for years

00:40:00and then he betrayed her.

00:40:01Fucking coward.

00:40:02According to intel,

00:40:03she's planning to bring it down

00:40:04on them at their wedding.

00:40:05Then we should join her.

00:40:08Men, I'm only alive today

00:40:09because of that virtuous woman

00:40:11and her incredible power

00:40:12that saved my life.

00:40:13So she needs our support.

00:40:15Will you join me in protecting her?

00:40:16Yes, sir!

00:40:17We will allow our lives

00:40:18to protect her, sir!

00:40:20Then let's roll.

00:40:36Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.

00:40:39Today is a very special day for me and Butch.

00:40:41Not only are we getting married,

00:40:42but in just one hour,

00:40:43my company will be receiving

00:40:44the presidential contract

00:40:46allowing my biomedical company

00:40:48to go public.

00:40:53Congratulations on the contract

00:40:54once again, Mrs.

00:40:55Like who?

00:40:56Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.

00:40:59Oh, and please don't be so uptight,

00:41:00Secretary Cho.

00:41:02You are the secretary

00:41:03of the entire U.S. Health Department,

00:41:05but this is a partay after all.

00:41:07I see some of the most important people

00:41:09in the nation

00:41:10have also arrived to celebrate you.

00:41:13The U.S. President

00:41:15will also be arriving soon

00:41:17to give you the contract herself.

00:41:19It's an honor.

00:41:20And that's why Sasa

00:41:21is the best wife

00:41:22a man could ever dream of.

00:41:25We will make sure

00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight.

00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin.

00:41:32Not so fast.

00:41:33The party doesn't start

00:41:35until I say it does.

00:41:58You two really are

00:41:59a match made in hell.

00:42:01So I've come to save your guests

00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.

00:42:04I don't recognize it

00:42:05from any of our elite circles.

00:42:07Who is she?

00:42:08This is our entertainment

00:42:10for tonight, sir.

00:42:11Just watch.

00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?

00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.

00:42:17You lost.

00:42:18I bet she's here

00:42:19to bum a meal off us.

00:42:20You know, being this poor.

00:42:24Me, bum a meal.

00:42:26Have you forgotten

00:42:27that it was I

00:42:27who bankrolled you two

00:42:28for the last three years?

00:42:30And what evidence

00:42:30do you have of that?

00:42:32Look at me,

00:42:32then go look at yourself

00:42:33in the mirror.

00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:42:36Even the first woman president

00:42:38will be here any second

00:42:39now to congratulate me.

00:42:41And you're nothing

00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.

00:42:44Sasa, she's like

00:42:45so obsessed with me.

00:42:46She's like,

00:42:48See, everyone?

00:42:50Butch already cut ties

00:42:51with his ex

00:42:51but she's so shameless

00:42:53and desperate

00:42:54that she'd still show up

00:42:55to my wedding

00:42:56to suck up to me.

00:42:57This is what poor,

00:42:59sad girls do.

00:43:00They beg for scraps

00:43:02from us,

00:43:03the rich and glorious.

00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?

00:43:06You might feel

00:43:07all high and mighty now,

00:43:08but don't bite the hand

00:43:09that feeds you.

00:43:11Especially when I'm the one

00:43:12who's giving you the contract.

00:43:18You giving me the contract?

00:43:21You have no skills,

00:43:23no education,

00:43:24no connection,

00:43:25so how could you possibly

00:43:26have a pool

00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president

00:43:29to give me

00:43:30a billion dollar contract?

00:43:32We both share

00:43:32humble beginnings, Marissa.

00:43:34And I saw potential in you.

00:43:36Even trusted you

00:43:37as my best friend.

00:43:38But I recognize now

00:43:39that greed

00:43:40has poisoned you.

00:43:42Don't be all sore now

00:43:43just because I stole your man.

00:43:45This is what

00:43:46us rich girls do.

00:43:47They steal from

00:43:48lame spinsters for fun.

00:43:50Damn right.

00:43:51You were

00:43:53too embarrassing

00:43:54for me.

00:43:55Sasa tramples you

00:43:56any day.

00:43:57I can say that now

00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.

00:44:00Bravo.

00:44:01Self-admission

00:44:01of a gold digger.

00:44:02Quick,

00:44:03somebody put that

00:44:04on a memoir.

00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing

00:44:05me in front of everyone.

00:44:07She'll make her stop.

00:44:07Don't listen to her, everyone.

00:44:09She's the gold-digging,

00:44:11blood-sucking leech.

00:44:12I don't even have

00:44:13to lift a finger

00:44:14and you're already

00:44:14embarrassing yourself

00:44:15in front of everyone

00:44:16for me, Butch.

00:44:19You may look

00:44:19and sound like a man,

00:44:21but you're nothing

00:44:22but a pathetic coward.

00:44:23Okay, enough!

00:44:24You know what

00:44:25I always couldn't stand

00:44:25about you?

00:44:26Your moral posturing.

00:44:28But guess what?

00:44:30Morals are just lies

00:44:31to make you lame girls

00:44:32feel better about yourselves.

00:44:33That's why no man

00:44:34will choose you

00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.

00:44:37Because I've got

00:44:37the material goods

00:44:39and you're just

00:44:40all empty talk.

00:44:41I'm not here

00:44:41to request to be chosen

00:44:43because I'm the one

00:44:44who's doing the choosing.

00:44:47See this?

00:44:48I don't know.

00:44:50I don't know.

00:44:51I don't know.

00:44:56I don't know.

00:44:58I don't know.

00:44:59I don't know.

00:44:59Oh my God.

00:45:01Is that the billion dollar

00:45:02contract for Sasa?

00:45:06The one that's supposed

00:45:07to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:08No, absolutely not.

00:45:10I don't believe it.

00:45:12You all sound so scared already.

00:45:14Don't worry.

00:45:15This isn't that contract.

00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home

00:45:19you try to swindle from me.

00:45:23See everyone?

00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.

00:45:26But you don't even have

00:45:26the guts to go all the way.

00:45:28Look at her following orders.

00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease

00:45:31and here she is.

00:45:32Like a good little

00:45:34peasant slave.

00:45:35That house is worth

00:45:36all her life savings.

00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,

00:45:42beg for a little treat

00:45:43while you're at it?

00:45:46Oh!

00:45:54You misunderstand me.

00:45:56I'm here to take back

00:45:57everything I've ever given you.

00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:00Oh!

00:46:07Bro!

00:46:08She's gone cuckoo in the head.

00:46:10She thinks that just because

00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress

00:46:12she can pretend to be

00:46:13a deep pocket-investing baddie.

00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money

00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.

00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.

00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.

00:46:22You've gone delusional

00:46:24and you think you're Cinderella

00:46:25so you can just show up

00:46:26to a fancy party

00:46:27and some Prince Charming

00:46:28will scoop you into money forever?

00:46:30Well, that's not happening.

00:46:32Security!

00:46:33Lock the doors!

00:46:34This woman doesn't leave

00:46:35until we're through with her.

00:46:39This is where your dreams

00:46:41will die, bitch!

00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:47She's being cornered

00:46:47by her ex and his mistress

00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.

00:46:49Butch Tanner.

00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish

00:46:51he died in battle

00:46:52after I'm done with him.

00:46:54Let's go.

00:46:58You think a few toy guns

00:47:00scare me, Marissa?

00:47:01I've saved plenty of people

00:47:03for much worse.

00:47:05Including your head of command,

00:47:06Butch.

00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?

00:47:12He's been in a coma for years

00:47:14after he saved the nation

00:47:15from a terrorist attack.

00:47:16You're an unskilled,

00:47:18unemployed,

00:47:19ugly leech,

00:47:20so how could you possibly

00:47:21have this magical ability

00:47:23to heal someone

00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:26No one here's gonna believe you.

00:47:27Have you really cured

00:47:28the incurable General?

00:47:29Then Sasa

00:47:30is the fucking

00:47:31Virgin Mary.

00:47:32And she's not.

00:47:33You're just asking

00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:47:37Show them, Butch.

00:47:39Oh my God.

00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.

00:47:45Trixie's just a

00:47:46freeloading beggar.

00:47:51She won't leave me

00:47:52and Marissa alone

00:47:53because we're rich

00:47:54as fuck now.

00:47:55I'm a major in the Marines.

00:47:57Sasa,

00:47:58she has

00:47:59a billion dollar

00:48:00biomedical contract

00:48:01with the military.

00:48:03Approved by the first

00:48:04female president

00:48:05of the United States

00:48:06herself, bitch.

00:48:08How despicable.

00:48:09She's just trying

00:48:10to leech off you

00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.

00:48:13Get out of here.

00:48:14No one wants to marry you.

00:48:15No free meals

00:48:16for the poor.

00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?

00:48:19This is high society.

00:48:21So you're either born

00:48:22on a silver spoon

00:48:23or you're as accomplished

00:48:24as me to be here.

00:48:26Maybe if you do

00:48:27some serious dick-sucking here,

00:48:29maybe someone will drop

00:48:30a couple bucks

00:48:31in your tin can.

00:48:35I already have

00:48:36everything one

00:48:36can dream of.

00:48:37But I valued

00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,

00:48:40which is why I came here

00:48:40to give you

00:48:41a second chance

00:48:42to see if you'd

00:48:43apologize and admit

00:48:44to your backstabbing.

00:48:45But no.

00:48:46You stooped so low

00:48:48it disgusts me.

00:48:50Nothing is more

00:48:51disgusting than you

00:48:52standing on street

00:48:52corners like a bum.

00:48:54And who knows

00:48:55if you've already

00:48:56started offering

00:48:57sexual services.

00:48:59Well then,

00:49:01why don't you

00:49:02get on your knees

00:49:02for me, Trixie?

00:49:03My brother

00:49:04will never take you back.

00:49:06No man will marry

00:49:07an embarrassed man

00:49:08like you.

00:49:09But make me happy?

00:49:11And I might consider

00:49:12making you

00:49:12my personal prostitute.

00:49:25How dare you

00:49:26hit my brother!

00:49:27I'm never letting

00:49:28you leave here

00:49:28alive?

00:49:30I thought I'd

00:49:31do something.

00:49:32Don't worry,

00:49:33my dear.

00:49:33After I'm done

00:49:34with you, Trixie,

00:49:35not even the

00:49:36goddess of healing

00:49:37will be able

00:49:37to save you.

00:49:39Oh.

00:49:40Is that so?

00:49:42Security!

00:49:44Get down

00:49:45on your knees

00:49:46and give Bob

00:49:47one hell of a blowjob

00:49:48in front of everybody

00:49:49here or I'll pop

00:49:51so many holes in you

00:49:52the men here

00:49:53won't know

00:49:53which one to fuck.

00:49:54I don't need

00:49:54to be the goddess

00:49:55of anything

00:49:56to punish you.

00:49:57any of the

00:49:58powerful leaders

00:49:58I've saved before

00:49:59could crush you

00:50:00before you even

00:50:01touch me.

00:50:02Dream on!

00:50:04You wish

00:50:05General Licender

00:50:05scooped you

00:50:06off your feet

00:50:07but you weren't

00:50:07good enough for me.

00:50:08You're definitely

00:50:09not good enough

00:50:10for him.

00:50:10Enough!

00:50:11You're

00:50:12souring my party

00:50:13so you either

00:50:14get the fuck out

00:50:15or I'm gonna

00:50:16shoot you.

00:50:18On the count of

00:50:19three!

00:50:20I think I quite

00:50:20like it here.

00:50:21Two!

00:50:32Mmm!

00:50:34This wine

00:50:35is so delicious.

00:50:36One!

00:50:37Shoot!

00:50:40Nobody is

00:50:41laying a hand

00:50:42on my future

00:50:43wife.

00:50:50It's...

00:50:51It's...

00:50:52It's...

00:51:00Who the hell

00:51:01is this?

00:51:06I'm sorry

00:51:06that I'm late.

00:51:07Did they hurt you?

00:51:09No.

00:51:10I'm fine.

00:51:11But, um,

00:51:12when did I become

00:51:13your future wife?

00:51:15You saved me,

00:51:17Trixie, remember?

00:51:18I'm a man of my word.

00:51:20They're never gonna

00:51:21hurt you ever again.

00:51:22Really, it was nothing.

00:51:24I saved you

00:51:25because you're a good man.

00:51:27Not because I want you

00:51:28to owe me any favors.

00:51:35I see what this is.

00:51:36You're the one

00:51:37who cheated on me,

00:51:38Trixie.

00:51:38Look at you guys

00:51:39all lovey-dove.

00:51:40Don't try to pin this

00:51:41on her.

00:51:42She waited for you

00:51:42for three years.

00:51:43This is the kind

00:51:44of woman of virtue

00:51:45that a man would

00:51:46die for.

00:51:48Virtue?

00:51:50Don't make me laugh.

00:51:51She's probably out there

00:51:52giving blowjobs

00:51:53for cash.

00:51:54No man

00:51:55who in a hundred

00:51:56foot pole

00:51:57would want

00:51:58to touch her.

00:51:58She should be happy

00:51:59Bob was willing

00:52:00to give her some.

00:52:05I see her

00:52:06in the Marines.

00:52:08I'm a major.

00:52:10Look, man,

00:52:11I know Trixie

00:52:12is like a,

00:52:13I don't know,

00:52:13a seven now

00:52:15that she's all

00:52:15cleaned up,

00:52:16but don't waste

00:52:16your manhood

00:52:17on a whiny,

00:52:18worthless woman

00:52:19like that.

00:52:20Ow!

00:52:22Ow!

00:52:23Ah!

00:52:24Ah!

00:52:25A real man

00:52:27never talks

00:52:28about a woman

00:52:28that way.

00:52:29You're a coward.

00:52:35Mmm.

00:52:40We don't need

00:52:41to fight fire

00:52:41with fire

00:52:42to deal

00:52:42with the likes

00:52:43of them.

00:52:44You're very

00:52:45gracious,

00:52:45Trixie,

00:52:46you know that?

00:52:49You're only getting

00:52:49off with it

00:52:50because she's

00:52:50so kind,

00:52:51so you're

00:52:51going to do me

00:52:52the favor

00:52:52of never coming

00:52:53near her again.

00:52:53You understand?

00:52:54You want to

00:52:55fuck with me,

00:52:55you little dipshit?

00:52:56I'm a fucking

00:52:57major.

00:52:58You're probably

00:52:59lowest rank

00:52:59of the military grunts.

00:53:01I'll,

00:53:01I'll destroy you.

00:53:03Do you really

00:53:03not know who

00:53:04this is,

00:53:04Butch?

00:53:05I thought

00:53:05you were in

00:53:06the Marines.

00:53:07What have you

00:53:07been doing

00:53:08this whole time

00:53:08if you don't

00:53:09know who

00:53:09this war hero

00:53:10is?

00:53:11He was just

00:53:12a supply boy.

00:53:15War hero?

00:53:17Is this all

00:53:18part of your plan,

00:53:19Trixie?

00:53:20Poor girl.

00:53:20Did you sell

00:53:22your house

00:53:22to hire this

00:53:23actor so you

00:53:23can feel better

00:53:24about yourself?

00:53:25A woman's worth

00:53:26is tied to

00:53:26the man she

00:53:27marries.

00:53:28Trixie is

00:53:28worthless

00:53:29because that

00:53:29guy looks

00:53:30like a cowboy.

00:53:34A bum girl

00:53:35and a pimp.

00:53:36What a pair.

00:53:38Seems like

00:53:38they don't know

00:53:39who you are

00:53:39since you've

00:53:40been out of

00:53:40action for so long.

00:53:42Maybe she

00:53:42tried to pay

00:53:43some off some

00:53:43more,

00:53:43don't you think?

00:53:46Bring in

00:53:46the wedding gifts.

00:53:55What is all

00:53:56this?

00:53:56Trixie,

00:53:57listen,

00:53:57I know

00:53:57that you

00:53:58didn't ask

00:53:58for anything

00:53:59after you

00:53:59saved my

00:54:00life,

00:54:01but I know

00:54:02that we

00:54:02shared a

00:54:02moment.

00:54:06I'm not

00:54:07the kind

00:54:07of man

00:54:07to get

00:54:08close to

00:54:08a woman

00:54:08and then

00:54:09just disappear.

00:54:10It's not

00:54:10in my nature.

00:54:12I'm like

00:54:13somebody else

00:54:13here.

00:54:15Listen,

00:54:15Trixie,

00:54:16I have

00:54:17never met

00:54:18a woman

00:54:20like you.

00:54:22So

00:54:22incredible

00:54:23and kind

00:54:24and beautiful.

00:54:25So I

00:54:25know

00:54:26that you're

00:54:27the one

00:54:27for me.

00:54:29This guy's

00:54:30either nuts

00:54:31or a

00:54:31really,

00:54:32really good

00:54:33actor.

00:54:34Oscar

00:54:35worthy.

00:54:35Oscar

00:54:36worthy.

00:54:37No.

00:54:38First

00:54:38gift.

00:54:43Trixie,

00:54:44I know

00:54:44that you

00:54:45just lost

00:54:45your home,

00:54:46so I'm

00:54:46gifting you

00:54:47with your

00:54:47own

00:54:48new mansion.

00:54:49Worth

00:54:50$500 million,

00:54:51previously owned

00:54:52by Jennifer

00:54:53Aniston.

00:54:55Second

00:54:56gift.

00:54:58This

00:54:59contains

00:55:00all the rights

00:55:00to my

00:55:01entire fortune,

00:55:02which is

00:55:03now yours.

00:55:04Entire

00:55:05fortune from

00:55:06a cowboy

00:55:06actor?

00:55:07Must be

00:55:08that easy.

00:55:08They already

00:55:09spent their

00:55:09entire life

00:55:10savings on

00:55:10this clown

00:55:10show.

00:55:11They've

00:55:11got nothing

00:55:11left.

00:55:13Lysander,

00:55:14I really

00:55:14don't care

00:55:15for any of

00:55:15things.

00:55:16I know.

00:55:17I know

00:55:18that you

00:55:18are the

00:55:18farthest

00:55:19thing

00:55:19from a

00:55:19material

00:55:19woman,

00:55:20okay?

00:55:21Which is

00:55:21exactly

00:55:22why my

00:55:23third

00:55:23gift

00:55:24is,

00:55:24um,

00:55:28well...

00:55:41clio!

00:55:42Hey!

00:55:44Oh my god!

00:55:46You found my dog!

00:55:51Trixie,

00:55:52I'm just

00:55:52a man.

00:55:53But with

00:55:53you,

00:55:54it's so

00:55:54much more.

00:55:55Trixie

00:55:56amore,

00:56:00will you

00:56:00marry me?

00:56:03You know

00:56:04I can't

00:56:04say no

00:56:05to this

00:56:05doggo.

00:56:09Yes,

00:56:10I will

00:56:10marry you.

00:56:27Go go

00:56:28power couple.

00:56:30Woo!

00:56:31Okay,

00:56:31stop.

00:56:32The only

00:56:33power couple

00:56:34here is

00:56:34Butch and

00:56:34I.

00:56:36Let's

00:56:37remind everyone

00:56:37how worth

00:56:38this Trixie

00:56:39is.

00:56:40No man

00:56:41in their

00:56:42right mind

00:56:43would marry

00:56:44that embarrassing

00:56:45sack of scraps.

00:56:46Hey,

00:56:47I don't care

00:56:47if she's

00:56:48homeless or

00:56:48not,

00:56:48but I'm

00:56:49making this

00:56:50woman my

00:56:50wife,

00:56:51which means

00:56:51that she

00:56:52will be

00:56:52treated as

00:56:53and cherished

00:56:53as the

00:56:54most precious

00:56:55woman on

00:56:55earth.

00:56:56Understand.

00:57:01You still

00:57:01don't realize

00:57:02that my

00:57:03brother is

00:57:03the most

00:57:04powerful man

00:57:04on earth.

00:57:05This is

00:57:06General

00:57:07Lysander

00:57:07Armstrong.

00:57:15As if

00:57:16like the

00:57:17almighty

00:57:18General

00:57:18Lysander

00:57:19Armstrong

00:57:19would propose

00:57:20to a

00:57:20homeless

00:57:21prostitute

00:57:21like Trixie.

00:57:22Yes,

00:57:23the Armstrong

00:57:23family basically

00:57:24controlled the

00:57:24global stock

00:57:25market.

00:57:26Lysander

00:57:26Armstrong

00:57:27would sooner

00:57:27marry the

00:57:28princess of

00:57:28England than

00:57:29someone from

00:57:29the lowest

00:57:30rank of

00:57:31society.

00:57:32I bet

00:57:32my life

00:57:33you're

00:57:33all just

00:57:33actors.

00:57:35Then you

00:57:35better enjoy

00:57:36your last

00:57:36breath.

00:57:37Come on

00:57:37Lysander,

00:57:38what are we

00:57:38waiting for?

00:57:38Let's show

00:57:39them what we

00:57:39can do and

00:57:39get revenge

00:57:40for Trixie.

00:57:40What can a

00:57:41bunch of

00:57:41piss poor

00:57:42people do

00:57:42to us,

00:57:43the elites?

00:57:44Infect us

00:57:44with your

00:57:45poor people

00:57:45bad luck?

00:57:46She wishes

00:57:47she could

00:57:48blame her

00:57:48low status

00:57:48on bad

00:57:49luck.

00:57:50Truth is

00:57:50she's just

00:57:51a useless

00:57:52lazy bitch

00:57:53and bum.

00:57:54She's utterly

00:57:55unmarriable.

00:57:58I can

00:57:59dispose of

00:58:00them in

00:58:01other means

00:58:01if you don't

00:58:01prefer violence.

00:58:03I'd handle

00:58:03them myself

00:58:04but

00:58:06I'll let

00:58:07you do

00:58:07all the

00:58:08heavy lifting.

00:58:09Go ahead

00:58:09Lysander.

00:58:17Yes,

00:58:17hello,

00:58:18this is

00:58:18Lysander.

00:58:18Please

00:58:19bankrupt

00:58:20Marissa

00:58:20Wickham

00:58:20for me.

00:58:22Oh my

00:58:23gosh,

00:58:23I'm so

00:58:24scared.

00:58:25Anyone

00:58:25these days

00:58:26could call

00:58:26anyone and

00:58:27pretend to

00:58:27be on

00:58:28the phone.

00:58:34hello?

00:58:36Yes.

00:58:39What?

00:58:44I'm

00:58:45going

00:58:45bankrupt!

00:59:00I'm

00:59:01bankrupt!

00:59:03I'm

00:59:03in the

00:59:04thin air!

00:59:08That's

00:59:08impossible.

00:59:10Who are

00:59:10you?

00:59:11What did

00:59:12you do?

00:59:13Secretary

00:59:13Cho,

00:59:14you said

00:59:14you're

00:59:15the

00:59:15Secretary

00:59:15of Health,

00:59:16right?

00:59:16And you

00:59:17yourself

00:59:17said that

00:59:17the

00:59:17Armstrong

00:59:18family owns

00:59:18the entire

00:59:19global stock

00:59:19market.

00:59:20Could that

00:59:21be how

00:59:21they

00:59:21bankrupted

00:59:22Miss

00:59:22Wickham?

00:59:23Then that

00:59:24means...

00:59:26you're

00:59:27really

00:59:28Lysander

00:59:28Armstrong,

00:59:30the richest

00:59:30and most

00:59:31powerful man

00:59:32in the

00:59:33country.

00:59:33Trixie's

00:59:34married,

00:59:35the famed

00:59:35war hero,

00:59:36the man

00:59:37every girl

00:59:37wants and

00:59:38every man

00:59:38wants to

00:59:39be.

00:59:41Now you

00:59:41believe me?

00:59:42Those who

00:59:43do bad

00:59:43will always

00:59:44end up

00:59:44losing

00:59:44everything.

00:59:46There's

00:59:46got to be

00:59:47some trick

00:59:48to this.

00:59:48You guys

00:59:48are just

00:59:49bums

00:59:49trying to

00:59:49extort

00:59:50money

00:59:50from us.

00:59:51It's

00:59:51awesome.

00:59:52It's

00:59:52awesome.

00:59:52Trixie,

00:59:53Trixie,

00:59:54Trixie,

00:59:55Trixie.

01:00:00I know

01:00:00why you're

01:00:01all over

01:00:01Trixie,

01:00:02because you've

01:00:03been in the

01:00:03military for

01:00:04so long,

01:00:04you don't

01:00:04know what

01:00:04a real

01:00:05woman can

01:00:05do for

01:00:06you.

01:00:07Let me

01:00:07take you

01:00:08to my

01:00:08wedding

01:00:08chamber

01:00:08and I'll

01:00:09show you

01:00:09a good

01:00:10time.

01:00:12Do you

01:00:13hug your

01:00:13hands for

01:00:13me or

01:00:14I'll have

01:00:15them removed

01:00:15for you.

01:00:20I would

01:00:21never be

01:00:21interested in

01:00:22a woman

01:00:22who's

01:00:23as vile

01:00:23and cruel

01:00:24and wicked

01:00:25as you

01:00:26are.

01:00:26Guess

01:00:26the

01:00:27cheater

01:00:27gets

01:00:27cheated

01:00:28on

01:00:28eventually.

01:00:31Sasa

01:00:31was just

01:00:32trying to

01:00:32save the

01:00:33company.

01:00:34I don't

01:00:34blame her

01:00:35at all.

01:00:35Your

01:00:35double

01:00:36standards

01:00:36are

01:00:36incredible.

01:00:37Okay,

01:00:38you don't

01:00:38want me?

01:00:39Fine,

01:00:40but there's

01:00:40plenty of

01:00:41other

01:00:41efficiency.

01:00:41I can

01:00:42give you

01:00:42a room

01:00:43full of

01:00:43pageant

01:00:44winners,

01:00:4418 years

01:00:45old,

01:00:45fresh for

01:00:46the

01:00:46taking.

01:00:54I did

01:00:54that so

01:00:55you wouldn't

01:00:55have to,

01:00:56Miss

01:00:56Trixine.

01:00:57Thank

01:00:57you,

01:00:57Devin.

01:00:59Marissa,

01:01:00not only

01:01:01have you

01:01:01backstabbed

01:01:02me,

01:01:02your best

01:01:03friend,

01:01:04by stealing

01:01:05my fiance,

01:01:06but now you'd

01:01:07sell out other

01:01:07innocent girls

01:01:08just to get

01:01:08your company

01:01:09back?

01:01:10You're an

01:01:10insult to

01:01:11all good

01:01:11women out

01:01:11there.

01:01:12No,

01:01:12to all

01:01:13of humanity.

01:01:13So now,

01:01:14everything that

01:01:15I've ever

01:01:15given you

01:01:16to,

01:01:17I'm taking

01:01:17it all

01:01:18back.

01:01:20Wait,

01:01:21everyone,

01:01:22stop.

01:01:25They're

01:01:25imposters.

01:01:30I just

01:01:31got off

01:01:31the phone

01:01:31with the

01:01:32president

01:01:32and she

01:01:32said your

01:01:33contract

01:01:33is not

01:01:33getting

01:01:34canceled

01:01:34because it

01:01:35was assigned

01:01:35by the

01:01:36goddess

01:01:36healer

01:01:36herself.

01:01:37So we

01:01:38won't go

01:01:39bankrupt?

01:01:40The

01:01:40goddess

01:01:40healer?

01:01:41You mean

01:01:41the

01:01:41eccentric

01:01:42and highly

01:01:42elusive

01:01:43sage in

01:01:43the field

01:01:44of medicine

01:01:44approved

01:01:45of my

01:01:45biomedical

01:01:46products?

01:01:47Yes,

01:01:48that's

01:01:48the

01:01:48highest

01:01:48honor

01:01:49anyone

01:01:49can

01:01:49have

01:01:50in

01:01:50the

01:01:50field

01:01:50of

01:01:50health

01:01:50and

01:01:51medicine.

01:01:51The

01:01:51goddess

01:01:52healer's

01:01:53motto is

01:01:53the

01:01:54right

01:01:54rewrites

01:01:55the

01:01:55wrong,

01:01:55the

01:01:56left

01:01:56leave

01:01:56the

01:01:56wrong

01:01:57bereft.

01:01:58That

01:01:59means she's

01:01:59rewarding

01:02:00me.

01:02:00The

01:02:00president

01:02:01would

01:02:01never

01:02:02let

01:02:02your

01:02:02company

01:02:03go

01:02:03bankrupt.

01:02:04In

01:02:04fact,

01:02:04she's

01:02:05on

01:02:05her

01:02:05way

01:02:05now.

01:02:07So

01:02:08you're

01:02:08telling

01:02:08me

01:02:09this

01:02:09dashingly

01:02:10handsome

01:02:11motherfucker

01:02:11over here

01:02:12isn't

01:02:13Lysander

01:02:13Armstrong?

01:02:14Who

01:02:14the fuck

01:02:14cares who

01:02:15he is?

01:02:15If the

01:02:16president

01:02:16and the

01:02:17goddess

01:02:17healer

01:02:17approves

01:02:18of my

01:02:18products,

01:02:19who cares

01:02:19about this

01:02:20washed-up

01:02:20war hero?

01:02:21We can

01:02:21break his

01:02:22legs,

01:02:22break his

01:02:22arms,

01:02:23no one

01:02:23would even

01:02:23bat an

01:02:24eye.

01:02:24She even

01:02:25gave us

01:02:25explicit

01:02:25permission

01:02:26to call

01:02:26upon

01:02:27secret

01:02:27services.

01:02:28FBI!

01:02:30FBI!

01:02:31You're

01:02:32under arrest

01:02:32for fraudulent

01:02:33claims and

01:02:34identity theft.

01:02:36Gotcha.

01:02:41Guess I

01:02:42still get

01:02:42the last

01:02:43laugh,

01:02:43Trixie.

01:02:44No,

01:02:44don't

01:02:44arrest

01:02:44her!

01:02:46Trixie

01:02:46is a

01:02:47good

01:02:47person.

01:02:48Please,

01:02:48officer,

01:02:49don't

01:02:49arrest

01:02:49her!

01:02:50Grandma,

01:02:51Mr. Rogers,

01:02:52Mrs. Williams,

01:02:53what are you

01:02:53all doing

01:02:54here?

01:02:54The

01:02:54neighbors

01:02:55heard about

01:02:55the

01:02:55breakup

01:02:55between

01:02:56you

01:02:56and

01:02:56Butch.

01:02:57We

01:02:57were

01:02:57worried,

01:02:58so we

01:02:58came

01:02:59here to

01:02:59back

01:02:59you

01:02:59up.

01:03:00Listen,

01:03:01officer,

01:03:01I can

01:03:02attest that

01:03:02Trixie

01:03:03Amoria is

01:03:03a good

01:03:04neighbor.

01:03:05She's

01:03:05very

01:03:05kind-hearted

01:03:06and would

01:03:06never

01:03:07break

01:03:07the

01:03:07law.

01:03:08Yes,

01:03:08and one

01:03:09time when

01:03:09my daughter

01:03:09needed

01:03:10university

01:03:10tuition,

01:03:12Trixie

01:03:12gave her

01:03:12everything

01:03:13she had

01:03:13just to

01:03:14help her

01:03:14out.

01:03:15She also

01:03:15paid for

01:03:16my recent

01:03:16heart

01:03:16surgery

01:03:17as well.

01:03:18My

01:03:18fiance

01:03:19really

01:03:19is an

01:03:20incredible

01:03:20woman.

01:03:21She's an

01:03:22angel

01:03:22descended

01:03:23from

01:03:23heaven.

01:03:28You

01:03:29must be

01:03:29the

01:03:29criminal

01:03:29pretending

01:03:30to be

01:03:30general

01:03:30Lysander

01:03:31Armstrong.

01:03:32My

01:03:32brother

01:03:33is not

01:03:33a

01:03:33criminal.

01:03:34He's

01:03:34a war

01:03:35hero

01:03:35who

01:03:35single-handedly

01:03:36saved this

01:03:37country

01:03:37from a

01:03:37terrorist

01:03:37attack.

01:03:38Without

01:03:38him,

01:03:39this

01:03:39whole

01:03:39country

01:03:39would

01:03:40have

01:03:40been

01:03:40bombed

01:03:40to

01:03:41ash.

01:03:41And

01:03:42that's

01:03:42why

01:03:42his

01:03:42choice

01:03:42to

01:03:43crime

01:03:43is

01:03:44stealing

01:03:44his

01:03:44identity.

01:03:45General

01:03:45Lysander

01:03:46Armstrong only fell

01:03:47into a coma

01:03:47because of the

01:03:48fight with the

01:03:48terrorist.

01:03:49And we've

01:03:49received no word

01:03:50that he's woken up

01:03:51yet,

01:03:51so this

01:03:52must be an

01:03:52imposter.

01:03:54I can tell

01:03:55that this whole

01:03:55dilemma with my

01:03:56identity is causing

01:03:57you a lot of

01:03:57trouble.

01:03:58But I promise

01:03:58that I'll get it

01:03:59resolved and we

01:04:00can focus on

01:04:00taking down your

01:04:01scumbag ex.

01:04:04If you

01:04:04want to arrest

01:04:05me,

01:04:05fine.

01:04:07But don't

01:04:07fuck with my

01:04:08fiancée.

01:04:09You don't get to

01:04:09decide,

01:04:10punk.

01:04:10Let's go!

01:04:33Get him!

01:04:35If you can.

01:04:37If you can.

01:05:27Is that enough

01:05:27pain?

01:05:28Or do you

01:05:29want more?

01:05:37Legend is

01:05:38written all over

01:05:39you,

01:05:40Lysander.

01:05:42Drama.

01:05:44Meet my

01:05:45new fiancée.

01:05:48Wow,

01:05:49your new

01:05:49fiancée.

01:05:50He's so

01:05:51manly.

01:05:52Much better

01:05:53than your

01:05:53last one.

01:05:54I always knew

01:05:55you'd find

01:05:56someone better.

01:05:57It's Butch's

01:05:57loss.

01:05:58Trixie has

01:05:59always paid

01:06:00so much better

01:06:00than Marissa.

01:06:01She's like a

01:06:02shining star

01:06:03in the sky

01:06:04and Marissa's

01:06:05like a roach

01:06:06in the sewers.

01:06:07Bitch,

01:06:07we name-calling

01:06:08now?

01:06:09I'll drown you

01:06:09out with

01:06:10insults from

01:06:10my side,

01:06:11right,

01:06:11fam?

01:06:12Drown out

01:06:12the poor!

01:06:13Drown out

01:06:14the poor!

01:06:15Drown out

01:06:15the poor!

01:06:16Drown out

01:06:17the poor!

01:06:18Drown out

01:06:18the poor!

01:06:19Drown out

01:06:20the poor!

01:06:20See,

01:06:21Trixie?

01:06:21You've got

01:06:22no connections,

01:06:23no power.

01:06:24You can't

01:06:25compete against

01:06:25me even if

01:06:26you have

01:06:26one guy

01:06:26on your

01:06:27side

01:06:27who can

01:06:27fight.

01:06:27We're too

01:06:28honorable

01:06:29to fight

01:06:29dirty like

01:06:30you.

01:06:30So you're

01:06:31using defenseless

01:06:32lives as

01:06:32your shield

01:06:33because you

01:06:33know we

01:06:34won't hurt

01:06:34them.

01:06:35Let them

01:06:36eat cake!

01:06:37Hmm.

01:06:46You can't

01:06:47shoot all of

01:06:47them.

01:06:48Grab what you

01:06:48can't,

01:06:48fam.

01:06:49Attack!

01:06:49attack!

01:07:07You will

01:07:07not hurt

01:07:08a single

01:07:08soul

01:07:09in my

01:07:09presence.

01:07:15What the

01:07:16fuck was

01:07:17that?

01:07:17I don't

01:07:17care what

01:07:17the fuck

01:07:18it was.

01:07:18I'm not

01:07:19letting her

01:07:19make a

01:07:19fool

01:07:20of me

01:07:20at my

01:07:20own

01:07:20wedding.

01:07:28Damn it!

01:07:29Damn it!

01:07:30Damn it!

01:07:32You forgot

01:07:33I had a

01:07:33gun too.

01:07:35That'll

01:07:35teach you

01:07:35from messing

01:07:36with the

01:07:36wig hams.

01:07:37Take

01:07:37Miss Trixie

01:07:38and her

01:07:38family and

01:07:38get out

01:07:38of here.

01:07:39We're

01:07:39quartered.

01:07:40I'll

01:07:40sacrifice

01:07:41myself to

01:07:41fend

01:07:41them off.

01:07:42Devon,

01:07:43you and

01:07:43your brother

01:07:43are both

01:07:44good men.

01:07:45I will

01:07:46not let

01:07:46your injury

01:07:47be in

01:07:47vain.

01:07:48they will

01:07:49be punished.

01:07:52Now hold

01:07:53still for

01:07:54me.

01:07:56Right

01:07:57rewrites

01:07:58the world.

01:08:08Holy fuck!

01:08:10Did she just

01:08:10reverse the

01:08:11bullet?

01:08:11By chanting

01:08:12the goddess

01:08:12healer's

01:08:13chant?

01:08:13Is she

01:08:14the goddess

01:08:14healer?

01:08:19I'm all

01:08:19better now.

01:08:20Thank you,

01:08:21Miss Trixie.

01:08:22See, I

01:08:23knew that you

01:08:24were no

01:08:24ordinary woman.

01:08:25No, please.

01:08:27I am just

01:08:28an ordinary

01:08:28girl.

01:08:29Don't put me

01:08:29on some

01:08:29sort of

01:08:29pedestal.

01:08:30Sure.

01:08:32You hear

01:08:33that?

01:08:33She's just

01:08:34some average

01:08:34homeless girl

01:08:35on the

01:08:35streets.

01:08:36She was

01:08:36probably

01:08:36holding out

01:08:37a super

01:08:37magnet

01:08:37that drew

01:08:38out the

01:08:38bullet.

01:08:39Well, I do

01:08:39not care

01:08:40for glory.

01:08:41I do

01:08:41believe

01:08:42in justice.

01:08:43Marissa

01:08:43and Butch,

01:08:44not only

01:08:45have you

01:08:45betrayed

01:08:46me,

01:08:46but now

01:08:47you've

01:08:47hurt the

01:08:47innocent

01:08:48too.

01:08:48I will

01:08:49make you

01:08:49both

01:08:49pay for

01:08:50your

01:08:50crimes.

01:08:51And

01:08:51who

01:08:51are

01:08:51you

01:08:51to

01:08:52judge

01:08:52me

01:08:52for

01:08:52what

01:08:52I

01:08:52do?

01:08:53God?

01:08:54Wrong.

01:08:56But

01:08:57you're

01:08:57close.

01:08:58Bullshit!

01:08:59I'm

01:08:59gonna

01:08:59show you

01:09:00how

01:09:00the

01:09:00elite

01:09:00can

01:09:01trail

01:09:01more

01:09:01new

01:09:01little

01:09:01lives.

01:09:04You

01:09:04wanna

01:09:04cross

01:09:05the

01:09:05line

01:09:05so

01:09:05bad?

01:09:06Then

01:09:06let's

01:09:06see you

01:09:07try.

01:09:07Charge!

01:09:17The

01:09:18hell

01:09:18is

01:09:18this?

01:09:19This

01:09:19is

01:09:20the

01:09:20line

01:09:20between

01:09:21life

01:09:22and

01:09:22death.

01:09:23Yo,

01:09:23was

01:09:23that

01:09:23extra

01:09:24neon

01:09:24spray

01:09:25paint?

01:09:26I'll

01:09:26admit

01:09:27it

01:09:27looks

01:09:27pretty

01:09:27good,

01:09:27but

01:09:28I'll

01:09:28die

01:09:29before

01:09:29I

01:09:29believe

01:09:29that's

01:09:29magic.

01:09:31You're

01:09:31not

01:09:32the

01:09:32grim

01:09:32reaper.

01:09:33What

01:09:33if

01:09:33it's

01:09:33a

01:09:33trap?

01:09:34That

01:09:34woman

01:09:34has

01:09:35many

01:09:35tricks

01:09:35up

01:09:35her

01:09:35sleeves.

01:09:36We

01:09:36ain't

01:09:36afraid

01:09:37of

01:09:37her.

01:09:37She's

01:09:37nothing

01:09:38but

01:09:38a

01:09:38circus

01:09:39prostitute.

01:09:40Why

01:09:40don't

01:09:40you

01:09:40cross

01:09:41the

01:09:41line

01:09:41and

01:09:42see

01:09:42for

01:09:42yourself?

01:09:43I

01:09:43will.

01:09:46Left

01:09:47leaves

01:09:48the

01:09:48wrong

01:09:48left.

01:09:56I'm

01:09:56fine.

01:09:57Nothing

01:09:58happened.

01:09:58You'll

01:09:59see

01:09:59soon

01:09:59enough.

01:10:00Oh,

01:10:00please.

01:10:01I

01:10:01really

01:10:01want

01:10:02to

01:10:02die.

01:10:03And

01:10:03you

01:10:03call

01:10:03this

01:10:03the

01:10:04line

01:10:04between

01:10:04life

01:10:04and

01:10:05death?

01:10:05I

01:10:06knew

01:10:06you

01:10:06were

01:10:06just

01:10:06making

01:10:06that

01:10:06shit

01:10:07up.

01:10:07Whoops.

01:10:08Just

01:10:09crossed it

01:10:09again.

01:10:10Whoops.

01:10:10And

01:10:11again.

01:10:12Nothing's

01:10:13happening.

01:10:27What did you do

01:10:28to my brother?

01:10:29I didn't do

01:10:30anything.

01:10:31Your brother just

01:10:32didn't want to heed

01:10:32my warning.

01:10:33I suggest you take

01:10:35him to the

01:10:35UR

01:10:36if you don't want

01:10:37your wedding to

01:10:37become his

01:10:38funeral.

01:10:39Come on.

01:10:41Major,

01:10:42are you not

01:10:42going to help

01:10:42your own

01:10:43brother?

01:10:43How was he

01:10:44able to cross

01:10:45the line?

01:10:45See,

01:10:46this must be

01:10:46an illusion.

01:10:50Only the

01:10:50pure of heart

01:10:51can cross the

01:10:52line.

01:10:53Will somebody

01:10:53take my brother

01:10:54to the

01:10:54hospital,

01:10:54please?

01:11:02You're so

01:11:03sore,

01:11:03I wouldn't

01:11:03marry you.

01:11:04You'd go

01:11:04and hurt

01:11:04my brother.

01:11:05Oh,

01:11:05please.

01:11:06You hurt

01:11:07us first.

01:11:08At first,

01:11:09I was really

01:11:10hurt by your

01:11:10betrayal.

01:11:11But I've come

01:11:12to realize your

01:11:13true colors are

01:11:14that of a snake

01:11:15and a coward.

01:11:16Marissa,

01:11:17thanks for taking

01:11:17this low life

01:11:18from me.

01:11:20You blame

01:11:21yourself for

01:11:22being worthless.

01:11:23You think

01:11:24anyone would

01:11:24want to marry

01:11:25you when you

01:11:25got nothing

01:11:26to offer?

01:11:28When you

01:11:29wear odd

01:11:30and crazy

01:11:31clothes all

01:11:32day?

01:11:34Don't touch

01:11:35my wife.

01:11:37And instead,

01:11:39Trixie gets

01:11:39a handsome

01:11:40and protective

01:11:42husband.

01:11:43You can

01:11:43daydream all

01:11:44you want now,

01:11:45Trixie,

01:11:45but when the

01:11:45presidential

01:11:46contract arrives,

01:11:47it'll hit you

01:11:48like a fucking

01:11:49truck.

01:11:49That you're

01:11:50nothing but an

01:11:50ugly phony,

01:11:51and I'm the

01:11:51queen of

01:11:52everything.

01:11:52Oh,

01:11:53really?

01:11:54Then let me

01:11:54show you how

01:11:55it is I who

01:11:56has everything

01:11:56you want.

01:11:57You've got

01:11:58nothing on me.

01:12:02Yes.

01:12:03Tell the

01:12:04president to

01:12:05get here

01:12:05immediately.

01:12:10Goddess!

01:12:11Madam

01:12:11President,

01:12:12I require

01:12:13your assistance.

01:12:14Yes,

01:12:15we'll be there

01:12:15immediately.

01:12:19get the

01:12:19VP.

01:12:20We're

01:12:20leaving

01:12:20now.

01:12:24Did she

01:12:25just pretend

01:12:25to call

01:12:26the first

01:12:26woman

01:12:26president of

01:12:27the United

01:12:28States?

01:12:28God,

01:12:28I knew

01:12:29you were

01:12:29cheap,

01:12:29but I

01:12:30didn't

01:12:30know

01:12:30you

01:12:30were

01:12:30crazy,

01:12:31too.

01:12:31I'm

01:12:32so glad

01:12:32I dumped

01:12:33you for

01:12:33Marissa.

01:12:34You're

01:12:35pathetic,

01:12:35Trixie.

01:12:36A secretary

01:12:36to remind

01:12:37everyone how

01:12:37I have

01:12:38the

01:12:38presidential

01:12:38contract

01:12:39coming.

01:12:39Miss

01:12:40Wickham

01:12:40is

01:12:40correct.

01:12:41I was

01:12:41on the

01:12:41phone with

01:12:42the

01:12:42president

01:12:42earlier.

01:12:43Only the

01:12:43most important

01:12:44people have

01:12:45Madam

01:12:45president's

01:12:46direct

01:12:46line.

01:12:47You hear

01:12:47that,

01:12:48everyone?

01:12:48There is

01:12:49no way

01:12:50lowlife

01:12:51Trixie

01:12:51could have

01:12:52called the

01:12:52president

01:12:53by herself.

01:12:54She's just

01:12:55a desperate

01:12:55phony who

01:12:56doesn't get

01:12:57enough male

01:12:57attention,

01:12:58so she's

01:12:58come here

01:12:58to play

01:12:59up her

01:12:59importance.

01:13:00No,

01:13:01my granddaughter

01:13:01would never

01:13:02do that.

01:13:03Reversing

01:13:04time just

01:13:05to heal

01:13:05someone's

01:13:06wound,

01:13:06only the

01:13:07goddess

01:13:07healer

01:13:07can do

01:13:08that.

01:13:08Is

01:13:08Trixie

01:13:09really

01:13:09the

01:13:10goddess

01:13:10healer?

01:13:18First,

01:13:19your boy

01:13:20toy

01:13:20actor

01:13:20pretends

01:13:20to be

01:13:21the

01:13:21war

01:13:21hero

01:13:21general

01:13:21Lysander

01:13:22Armstrong,

01:13:23and now

01:13:23you,

01:13:24Trixie,

01:13:24are pretending

01:13:25to be

01:13:25the goddess

01:13:25healer

01:13:26who gave

01:13:26me my

01:13:26presidential

01:13:27contract?

01:13:28Is

01:13:28this

01:13:28how

01:13:28the

01:13:29working

01:13:29class

01:13:30think

01:13:30all

01:13:31the

01:13:31time?

01:13:32I

01:13:32never

01:13:32realized

01:13:33how

01:13:33delusional

01:13:34they

01:13:34were.

01:13:34You

01:13:35can

01:13:35only

01:13:35dream

01:13:35of

01:13:36what

01:13:36you

01:13:36can

01:13:36never

01:13:36have

01:13:37while

01:13:37we

01:13:37rub

01:13:37our

01:13:38riches

01:13:38and

01:13:39privilege

01:13:39in

01:13:40their

01:13:40faces.

01:13:40Look,

01:13:41I don't

01:13:41know

01:13:41what

01:13:41circus

01:13:42school

01:13:42you

01:13:42went

01:13:43to,

01:13:43but

01:13:43you

01:13:43trying

01:13:43to

01:13:44make

01:13:44me

01:13:44jealous,

01:13:44Trixie,

01:13:45it ain't

01:13:45working.

01:13:46You

01:13:46can't

01:13:47just

01:13:47fake

01:13:47the

01:13:50Yeah,

01:13:50but

01:13:51goddess

01:13:51healing

01:13:51power

01:13:52is

01:13:52legendary.

01:13:53It's

01:13:54like

01:13:54real

01:13:54magic.

01:13:55Trixie,

01:13:56you're

01:13:56an

01:13:56angel,

01:13:57but

01:13:57the

01:13:57goddess

01:13:58healing

01:13:58is

01:13:58beyond

01:13:59your

01:13:59imagination.

01:14:00And

01:14:01if we

01:14:01steal

01:14:01her

01:14:02identity

01:14:02just

01:14:02to

01:14:03punish

01:14:03her

01:14:03ex,

01:14:03won't

01:14:04her

01:14:04followers

01:14:04be

01:14:04furious

01:14:05and

01:14:05riot

01:14:05against

01:14:06you?

01:14:08No.

01:14:09Trixie,

01:14:10look,

01:14:11I believe

01:14:12you.

01:14:12You

01:14:13saved

01:14:13me.

01:14:14Whether

01:14:15you're

01:14:15a goddess

01:14:15or not,

01:14:16you did

01:14:16that.

01:14:17No matter

01:14:18what happens,

01:14:19you are

01:14:19a goddess

01:14:20to me.

01:14:21We'll

01:14:21riot

01:14:22against

01:14:22you now.

01:14:23Tear

01:14:23her

01:14:24apart!

01:14:24Tear

01:14:25her

01:14:25apart!

01:14:26Tear

01:14:27her

01:14:27apart!

01:14:28Tear

01:14:28her

01:14:28apart!

01:14:29Tear

01:14:30her

01:14:30apart!

01:14:31The

01:14:31Vice

01:14:31President

01:14:32arrives!

01:14:48who

01:14:48dare

01:14:49cause

01:14:49ruckus

01:14:49in

01:14:50here.

01:14:53You're

01:14:54General

01:14:54Lysander

01:14:55Armstrong.

01:14:56Wait,

01:14:57what?

01:14:59He's

01:14:59actually

01:15:00General

01:15:00Lysander

01:15:01Armstrong?

01:15:01No,

01:15:02no,

01:15:02we've

01:15:02been

01:15:02through

01:15:03this

01:15:03already

01:15:03once,

01:15:04okay?

01:15:04Right,

01:15:05Secretary

01:15:05Cho?

01:15:06This

01:15:06actor

01:15:07Trixie

01:15:08Hired

01:15:08pulled

01:15:09this

01:15:09weird

01:15:09stunt

01:15:10to

01:15:10try

01:15:10to

01:15:10bankrupt

01:15:11me,

01:15:11but

01:15:12you

01:15:12already

01:15:12confirmed

01:15:12with

01:15:13Madame

01:15:13President

01:15:13that I

01:15:14got the

01:15:14contract

01:15:15coming

01:15:15still,

01:15:15right?

01:15:16Yes,

01:15:16we all

01:15:17thought

01:15:17he

01:15:17was

01:15:17a

01:15:17fraud.

01:15:18What

01:15:18I

01:15:18mean

01:15:19is

01:15:21you're

01:15:21the

01:15:21war

01:15:22hero,

01:15:22General

01:15:23Lysander

01:15:23Armstrong,

01:15:24and how

01:15:25dare

01:15:25you

01:15:25crash

01:15:26Miss

01:15:26Wickham's

01:15:26wedding.

01:15:27The

01:15:27moment

01:15:27you

01:15:28wake

01:15:28up,

01:15:29you

01:15:29fall

01:15:29under

01:15:29this

01:15:30vixen

01:15:30spell,

01:15:31and

01:15:31now

01:15:31you're

01:15:32attacking

01:15:32one

01:15:32of

01:15:32the

01:15:32most

01:15:33important

01:15:33allies

01:15:34to

01:15:34the

01:15:34president?

01:15:35He

01:15:35is

01:15:36the

01:15:37general,

01:15:37but

01:15:38he's

01:15:38in

01:15:38trouble

01:15:39now.

01:15:39Did

01:15:40you

01:15:40hear

01:15:40that?

01:15:41Even

01:15:41the

01:15:41vice

01:15:41president

01:15:42knows

01:15:42me

01:15:42as

01:15:43an

01:15:43important

01:15:44ally

01:15:44to

01:15:44the

01:15:44nation's

01:15:45leader.

01:15:45So

01:15:45what

01:15:46if

01:15:46Trixie

01:15:46picked

01:15:46up

01:15:46some

01:15:47washed

01:15:47up

01:15:47war

01:15:48hero?

01:15:48We

01:15:49got

01:15:49the

01:15:49VP

01:15:49and

01:15:50the

01:15:50president

01:15:50on

01:15:51our

01:15:51side?

01:15:52You'll

01:15:52always

01:15:53be

01:15:53nothing,

01:15:54Trixie.

01:15:55I

01:15:55told

01:15:56you.

01:15:56Now

01:15:57punish

01:15:57them,

01:15:58Vice

01:15:58President

01:15:58Langley.

01:15:58This

01:15:59is

01:15:59treason.

01:16:00Lysander

01:16:00Armstrong,

01:16:01you are

01:16:01stripped

01:16:02from

01:16:02your

01:16:02military

01:16:03honors

01:16:04and

01:16:04titles.

01:16:08Hurry!

01:16:09The

01:16:09goddess

01:16:10healer

01:16:10needs

01:16:11us.

01:16:13You

01:16:13can't

01:16:14do

01:16:14that,

01:16:14Mr.

01:16:15Vice

01:16:15President.

01:16:15My

01:16:15brother

01:16:16is

01:16:16a

01:16:16war

01:16:17hero.

01:16:17He

01:16:17single-handedly

01:16:18saved

01:16:18this

01:16:18country

01:16:19from

01:16:19terrorist

01:16:19attack.

01:16:20He

01:16:20was

01:16:20in

01:16:20a

01:16:20coma

01:16:20for

01:16:21two

01:16:21years.

01:16:22If

01:16:22it

01:16:22wasn't

01:16:22for

01:16:22Miss

01:16:22Trixie,

01:16:23he

01:16:23would

01:16:23enough!

01:16:24You

01:16:24speak

01:16:24another

01:16:25word

01:16:25and

01:16:25I

01:16:25will

01:16:25bring

01:16:26down

01:16:26your

01:16:26entire

01:16:27family,

01:16:28not

01:16:28just

01:16:29your

01:16:29brother.

01:16:30Yeah.

01:16:31It's

01:16:31okay.

01:16:33Mr.

01:16:33Vice

01:16:33President,

01:16:34I've

01:16:34already

01:16:34given

01:16:34my

01:16:34life

01:16:35once

01:16:35for

01:16:35my

01:16:35country.

01:16:36I

01:16:36have

01:16:36no

01:16:37problem

01:16:37doing

01:16:37that

01:16:38again

01:16:38if

01:16:38it

01:16:38means

01:16:38protecting

01:16:39my

01:16:39fiance's

01:16:39life.

01:16:41And

01:16:41let's

01:16:41be

01:16:41honest

01:16:41about

01:16:42one

01:16:42other

01:16:42thing,

01:16:42Mr.

01:16:43Vice

01:16:43President,

01:16:43I

01:16:43never

01:16:44gave

01:16:44a

01:16:44fuck

01:16:45about

01:16:46any

01:16:46damn

01:16:47titles.

01:16:49I

01:16:49truly

01:16:49saved

01:16:50a

01:16:50good

01:16:50man.

01:16:56I

01:16:56will

01:16:56not

01:16:57let

01:16:57you

01:16:57bring

01:16:57ruin

01:16:57to

01:16:58my

01:16:58fiancer.

01:16:59And

01:17:00what

01:17:00can

01:17:00you

01:17:00do

01:17:00about

01:17:00it?

01:17:01Oh,

01:17:01Mr.

01:17:02Vice

01:17:02President,

01:17:02I

01:17:02have

01:17:03a

01:17:03swell

01:17:03idea.

01:17:04My

01:17:04biomedical

01:17:04company

01:17:05invented

01:17:05the

01:17:05latest

01:17:06line

01:17:06of

01:17:07poison

01:17:07darts

01:17:07for

01:17:07the

01:17:07military.

01:17:08Let's

01:17:09try

01:17:09it

01:17:09out

01:17:09on

01:17:10them.

01:17:12Hold

01:17:12on,

01:17:13Mr.

01:17:13Vice

01:17:13President,

01:17:13there's

01:17:14no way

01:17:14you're

01:17:14taking

01:17:14this

01:17:15seriously.

01:17:15Put

01:17:15innocent

01:17:16civilian

01:17:16lives

01:17:17in

01:17:17danger?

01:17:18Despicable.

01:17:18What's

01:17:19more despicable

01:17:19is that

01:17:20you

01:17:20and

01:17:20your

01:17:21filthy

01:17:21companions

01:17:22are

01:17:22disrespecting

01:17:23power.

01:17:24Miss

01:17:24Wickham,

01:17:25you can

01:17:26use

01:17:26full

01:17:26force

01:17:27on

01:17:27them.

01:17:28Did

01:17:28you

01:17:28hear

01:17:29that,

01:17:29boys?

01:17:32Oh.

01:17:42Shoot!

01:17:43Wait,

01:17:44that's

01:17:44the

01:17:44President.

01:18:09that was

01:18:10they were

01:18:11totally

01:18:11aiming for

01:18:12Trixie,

01:18:12the fraud

01:18:13in the

01:18:13middle.

01:18:14What?

01:18:14is

01:18:15this?

01:18:15Oh,

01:18:16that's

01:18:16my

01:18:16new

01:18:17biomedical

01:18:17weapon,

01:18:18madame,

01:18:18for your

01:18:18military.

01:18:19This

01:18:19is a

01:18:20war

01:18:20crime.

01:18:21These

01:18:21are

01:18:21innocent

01:18:21civilian

01:18:22lives

01:18:22you're

01:18:23messing

01:18:23away.

01:18:23You're

01:18:23the

01:18:24uncivilized

01:18:24buffoon.

01:18:25I can

01:18:25shoot

01:18:26whoever

01:18:26I want.

01:18:26I have

01:18:26the

01:18:26presidential

01:18:27contract.

01:18:28With

01:18:28great

01:18:28power

01:18:29comes

01:18:29great

01:18:29responsibility.

01:18:30And

01:18:31this

01:18:31is

01:18:31the

01:18:31kind

01:18:31of

01:18:31dastardly

01:18:32creation

01:18:33you've

01:18:33made

01:18:33with

01:18:33the

01:18:33contract

01:18:34I

01:18:34gave

01:18:34you?

01:18:35What

01:18:35are

01:18:35you

01:18:35doing?

01:18:35Reverse

01:18:36the

01:18:36poison

01:18:36and

01:18:37take

01:18:37it

01:18:37out

01:18:37of

01:18:37the

01:18:37present

01:18:38before

01:18:38it's

01:18:38too

01:18:38late.

01:18:39That

01:18:39is

01:18:39easy.

01:18:40There's

01:18:41no

01:18:41need.

01:18:42I'll

01:18:43save

01:18:43everyone.

01:18:57It's

01:18:58raining

01:18:58gold!

01:19:01What's

01:19:01happening?

01:19:02Trixie doesn't

01:19:03have that

01:19:03kind of

01:19:03money.

01:19:04It's

01:19:04got to

01:19:04be

01:19:04cheap

01:19:05glitter.

01:19:07She

01:19:09is

01:19:10a

01:19:10criminal.

01:19:12Don't

01:19:12worry

01:19:12Madam

01:19:13President.

01:19:13We will

01:19:13arrest her

01:19:14and we'll

01:19:14throw her

01:19:14in prison.

01:19:15I'd be

01:19:16quiet if

01:19:16I were

01:19:16you.

01:19:17Because

01:19:17you're

01:19:17the

01:19:17one

01:19:17that

01:19:18would

01:19:18be

01:19:18going

01:19:18to

01:19:18prison

01:19:18once

01:19:19everyone

01:19:19is

01:19:19healed

01:19:19up.

01:19:20What

01:19:20are

01:19:20you

01:19:20talking

01:19:21about?

01:19:21The

01:19:22President

01:19:22literally

01:19:22came

01:19:23here

01:19:23to

01:19:23give

01:19:23me

01:19:23my

01:19:24billion

01:19:24dollar

01:19:24contract.

01:19:35This

01:19:35contract?

01:19:36Yeah.

01:19:37Yes.

01:19:38Thank you

01:19:39first

01:19:39gentleman.

01:19:56My contract!

01:19:58You bitch!

01:19:59And that's not all.

01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too

01:20:20much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?

01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives. And that's something I cannot

01:20:30tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:35I'm about to smite you.

01:20:36What are you gonna do? The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:20:43And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:20:48I will.

01:20:58I will.

01:21:01I will.

01:21:03I will.

01:21:08Ah, she's gonna give me my billion dollar!

01:21:14Ah!

01:21:14I wish, you idiot!

01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:24I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.

01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?

01:21:40The one and only.

01:21:42And it's...

01:21:47Her.

01:21:58Whaaaaat?

01:22:03Welcome, goddess.

01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person. To help those in need. And make sure the man

01:22:31I chose loved me for me.

01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:39Then she took it away just like that. That was her golden ticket.

01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend. But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.

01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an actual saint.

01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold. She's an amazing person. And you ruin that

01:23:03the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:05She's gonna be my wife. Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:16I love you.

01:23:30All her gold. All her glory. All that could have been mine. This is all your fault. This is all...

01:23:37You seduced me!

01:23:38Don't help me! You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!

01:23:43Please, Trixie, give me another chance! I want to be rich again!

01:23:49I'll be your slave.

01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!

01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize. But it's too late now.

01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:01You two should be locked up.

01:24:03And she shall.

01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.

01:24:14It's your fault!

01:24:15I was only with you for your money.

01:24:17I don't care.

01:24:18You were rich.

01:24:19I'll see myself now.

01:24:22Rest assured, goddess. We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.

01:24:30I knew you'd uphold our shared values. That is why I saved you.

01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:47Let's party!

01:24:48Wait.

01:24:49What if we just got married? Right now?

01:24:52Yes.

01:24:53Well.

01:24:54Woo!

01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:01I do.

01:25:02I do.

01:25:03You may kiss the bride.

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