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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:33I swear to God, Darla, Darla, Darla, Darla, Darla, Darla.
02:01Cause with horses, call me inside
02:08Now leave and there's no money too much
02:10With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:13With the cha-cha
02:14With the hands of the devil's eyes
03:01With the hands of the devil's eyes
03:01Wow
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh
03:21Oh
03:22Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:29We really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF
03:32That Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Including the emergency numbers
03:38In case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But
03:42We won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45Oh, in our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:51Hey, she's got this
03:54Hey, she's got this
03:55Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys
03:58Phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention
04:03Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:32No one knows Italian can wait
04:33I mean, if you wanted
04:35We could just settle in home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some sharp tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:43Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:11How are you doing down there?
05:38I told you the real purpose
05:40For Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes
05:42But why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no
05:47Not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla
05:58In front of Gary's house
06:00With a bone
06:02Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor
06:07About Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement?
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:21But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:31Okay
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hypervigilant state
06:44And of course, you want to keep your baby safe
06:50I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mutt
07:02And don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop
07:06All over my flowers
07:21Hi
07:22Hey
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like it would be good for her
07:26To get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros
07:29Was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh
07:36It's where Hanks used to be
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my God
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:49Never get it
07:50I'm weird
07:52You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:06And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:17Y-yes
08:19That is my government-given name
08:21But no one's called me that since high school
08:23So
08:24Just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude
08:29You want to explain yourself?
08:32Hmm
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes fast forward but backwards
08:41It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47Are you need to know?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more, nothing less
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional
09:47Or a very observant friend?
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
09:58I see
10:04Are you
10:05That's right
10:25Sounds like
10:36then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get
10:49into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what I'm saying it don't make no sense
11:04she's gone
11:36oh hello Danny hiya Lynn sorry to bother we're just following up on a call from a concerned
11:41neighbor unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law I'm afraid that's
11:49confidential Agnes how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see
11:57you see the vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog I mean this is
12:02crazy
12:03town USA all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we can
12:11both get
12:11back to playing call duty sound good no I knew it guilty she's guilty Lynn come on no what do
12:19you
12:19know you can't why did you kill the dog no but I know my rights and you need a warrant
12:33you'll be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are gonna nail your saggy little bottom
12:41isn't that right Daniel yes mother
12:47hey Siri how do you get a warrant like obviously I know how but could you tell me anyway for
12:52fun
12:52as a bit
13:05Darla Darla God damn it Darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10Darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS
13:23seriously Lynn what what what was with you two in the drama she's jealous of me uh-huh always has
13:31been Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block Agnes being a joyless harridan used to
13:38love shutting us down she blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite that woman will never
13:45cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact if her dog is really
13:53missing and that is a very big if it's her fault why hasn't Darla ever been
14:00written up for running around without a leash a joy rule 14 section 12 it is in
14:06the statutes hey guys evidence spotted
14:17d-a-f dusty as fuck Darla Agnes festerson
14:24no don't touch it it's right on your property line you might as well get caught red-handed
14:31you know there could be a simple explanation Darla ran into the woods picked a fight with a posse of
14:39raccoons and is halfway to heaven RIP good riddance it's a gaze they're called the gaze of raccoons you
14:48know it's also on Gary's property line what if he took the dog
14:58okay I'm gonna go ahead and say it I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times what if he
15:06took Darla
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already know how he feels about people looking around his house case
15:13in point what if this is his revenge on her
15:17hmm what if Darla's in his house right now
15:21oh well if she is we have to go in there and clear my good name
15:27yes and save Darla
15:31yeah if she's not dead yet she's probably dead why would you say something like that Todd she's not dead
15:37okay and we're gonna do something now that's right because no dog dies on my watch that is a lesbian
15:43oath
15:43we gotta go now maybe we should um maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit
15:50right charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla
15:53yes tonight we could go in with a belated house warming gift as cover
15:59mm-hmm and I have several bottles of room temperature mediocre chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift
16:06really you had to know sometime
16:13no I like this plan very Greek
16:24hey my love hey honey
16:27daddy's home I'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh hey little man
16:37daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42I'm sorry babe I can't
16:43oh
16:45I'm just so tired
16:47you know I've been all day with miles
16:50I'm barely standing up now
16:52no I understand
16:53but you should go out do something
16:56see what Naveen's up to
16:57no no
16:58yes
16:58I'll stay here with you two
16:59come on babe I know how much you've been dying to get out
17:02yeah
17:03I did buy my best shirt
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen
17:07you've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun
17:11I guess I could go for like one tiny day
17:13yes
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be
17:18I don't know Naveen is free
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something
17:23I'll go have a good time
17:25I mean it
17:25okay
17:28daddy's gonna go get lit
17:31I won't
17:31I'll just have one glass of one
17:33and then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire
17:38yeah but I wanna do this for you
17:40and Darla
17:42and Darla
17:47see you soon
17:53be careful
17:54be careful
18:32hello
18:35anyone home
18:41he's not home
18:42why would he leave his door open if he's not home
18:45maybe we can check for him in the back
18:47or the basement
18:48maybe he's washing his body
18:52like taking a shower
18:53yeah
18:54I mean whatever you
18:55why don't we pop in and find out
18:57you can't just break in
18:59Samira
19:00from a legal standpoint
19:01we're not breaking in
19:02okay we're walking into an unlocked house
19:05yeah but is that legal
19:06it's not a felony
19:08we have wine
19:10hmm
19:10we'll announce ourselves
19:14think about Darla
19:21let's go then
19:30hello
19:31Gary
19:33it's your neighbors
19:35it's your friendly neighbors
19:37announcing ourselves
19:39and we wanted to apologize
19:42for um
19:43our recent
19:45intrusive behavior
19:47not cool
19:49we've also brought you
19:50four bottles
19:52of the
19:52same wine
19:57shit
19:57probably just a draft
19:59this place gives me
20:00the heebie-jeebies
20:06it's
20:06it's all the same
20:08what do you mean
20:09the furniture
20:10it's all the same
20:12staging furniture
20:13from the open house
20:13Gary didn't change
20:14one thing
20:15that's
20:16so odd
20:17Todd says it's odd
20:19what do you think
20:20it means
20:20I think it means
20:21he's not planning
20:22on staying
20:23very long
20:26maybe that's
20:27the door
20:27to the basement
20:32come on
20:33Darla could be
20:34this way
20:36Darla
20:37here girl
20:41yep I just
20:42peed a little
20:52he's here
20:58he's here
20:59he's here
21:10it's like
21:12we never let go
21:14here
21:24wow
21:25this place is
21:27unrecognizable
21:28do you remember how
21:29sticky the floors
21:29used to be
21:30and that pinball machine
21:32that they had over there
21:32in the corner
21:33yeah remember that thing
21:34gave me a snap
21:34infection
21:35dude never forget
21:38R.I.P.
21:38Hanks man
21:39that place had a certain
21:42unsanitary charm
21:42this is dare I say
21:43it kind of hip
21:44right
21:45I mean it sort of
21:46has that jubilant
21:47and slightly horny energy
21:48like a local bar
21:49on the night
21:49before Thanksgiving
21:51oh yo
21:52check it
21:53I'm glad that guy
21:54survived the regime change
21:55you know he worked
21:55for Hank for a few years
21:56oh yeah
21:58Afrobeats
21:58in Hinkley Hills
21:59come on man
22:01I wonder if they'd
22:02let me do a DJ residency
22:03you know maybe
22:04this place has genuinely changed
22:07ravine the peace
22:08I spoke too soon
22:09ah good old
22:10Benedict Cumberbatch
22:11ah still a classic
22:12you two lovebirds
22:13on a date
22:14huh
22:14and that cute little shirt
22:16mmm
22:17that's cute
22:18that's kind of homophobic dude
22:19come on
22:20don't be such a snowflake
22:21mind if I join you
22:22it's a two top
22:23yeah I mean
22:23there's a stuff in French
22:24I love it for you
22:26I freaking love this place
22:28huh
22:29it's my home
22:30away from home
22:30don't get me wrong
22:31I love being a fan
22:32but as men
22:34we gotta be let off
22:35the leash
22:35you know
22:36biologically
22:36wired
22:37to wander
22:38that's just science
22:40did you learn that
22:40from a podcast
22:41yeah
22:43so
22:44Roborella
22:46how's dad
22:46like treating you
22:47yeah
22:48you know
22:48it's um
22:49it's a bit of a
22:50learning curve
22:51but we're
22:51figuring it out
22:52I hear ya
22:53those first few months
22:54after Ainsley was born
22:56Lauren started
22:57secretly burning her mail
22:58all of it
22:59she thought I was
23:00being laced with
23:01anthrax
23:01what really
23:02yeah I lost a lot
23:03of good sports
23:03illustrator that year
23:05but hey
23:06it's a postpartum
23:07for ya
23:08shit is real
23:09yeah
23:10I mean
23:10it is
23:13sometimes I wish
23:14I could just
23:14crawl inside
23:15my wife's head
23:17wait I might know
23:18what she needed
23:18from me
23:22don't feel bad
23:24it's not your fault
23:25women are
23:26complex
23:26beautiful creatures
23:29evolutionarily designed
23:30for resilience
23:32okay
23:33most men can't even
23:33begin to comprehend
23:34which Albert does
23:35to a woman
23:37yeah
23:37that's um
23:39wow
23:41which is why
23:42you gotta lay down
23:43the law
23:44make them listen to reason
23:45otherwise those crazy bitches
23:46they're never gonna stop
23:47burning the mail
23:48you feel me
23:48I like that last
23:49almost had us in the first half
23:51alright I got the next round
23:52what do you two ladies want
23:53rosés
23:56roasted
23:56I feel like I've been
23:59emotionally wedged
24:02let's go check upstairs
24:03what
24:04no
24:04I think we should
24:05fuck the fuck off
24:12I'm with Todd
24:13fuck the fuck off
24:14come on
24:14we're already here
24:16let's go check
24:17for Darla
24:46let's go
24:57you guys
25:00Darla is not here
25:02okay
25:03we made a valiant
25:04try
25:05but we need to get out of here
25:16who are you
25:17why are you in my house
25:18who are we
25:18who are you
25:20Betsy
25:22Betsy Wilson
25:24Gary's wife
25:24wife
25:25he has a wife
25:29we are so sorry
25:31this is a misunderstanding
25:33we're your neighbors
25:36hello
25:37hello neighbor
25:38hi
25:39I'm Samira
25:42Dana
25:42Dana
25:43Dana Richards
25:44Todd
25:45Todd
25:45man
25:451D2N
25:46we wanted to bring a gift by to welcome Gary
25:50you both
25:51to the neighborhood
25:52the front door was unlocked
25:55it's not a crime
25:57but it is a security breach
25:59and concerning
26:00that's right
26:01so we knew
26:02we needed to come in
26:03and make sure that you
26:04were safe
26:07you said you brought a gift
26:09yes
26:09we brought a bouquet of wine
26:12yeah
26:12for us to all share together as
26:15neighbors in fellowship
26:17get ready for the puns
26:18we'll have a shardy party
26:19if you will
26:21join us
26:22it's Shiblia grape time
26:23we were gonna bring red
26:25but we were like
26:26maybe Pinot
26:27Pinot
26:29we're working on that one
26:37after you
26:41after us
26:52you know
26:53we
26:54we had no idea
26:55that Gary was married
26:57because
26:58you know
26:58we haven't seen you around
27:01are you married?
27:02oh yes
27:03very happily married
27:04to
27:04my wife Julia
27:06haven't seen her around much either
27:10well she's been away
27:17cute picture
27:18is that your family?
27:21it came with the frame
27:27so how did you and Gary meet?
27:30online
27:31okay
27:33been together a while?
27:35we're newlyweds
27:36oh
27:37yeah
27:37just like me and my husband
27:38we've been married for
27:39eight months
27:40city all wedding
27:41we also have a ten week old
27:42you do the math
27:43that's my story
27:45what about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant
27:50if that's what you're asking
27:52same here
27:55you do the math
27:57and the science
27:58it's not gonna happen
27:59unless I
28:00paid
28:01to do it
28:02in a
28:04or
28:06informally
28:06with a friend
28:07just
28:08stop
28:08stop
28:10whoa
28:11the wine just hit me there
28:12oh
28:13you actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol
28:17before I
28:18stumble on
28:21you want a snack?
28:23snacks
28:24we love snacks
28:27let me see what I can whip up
28:29thank you Betsy
28:31yes
28:32I hope she makes burgers
28:37let's poke round Beth Fisher's house
28:41snooping like a little mouse
28:46shh
28:48shh
28:49don't tell anyone
28:52here you go
28:54here
28:55hmm
28:57hmm
28:58hmm
28:58hmm
28:59hmm
29:00hmm
29:00hmm
29:02hmm
29:02hmm
29:04hmm
29:04hmm
29:16hmm
29:20what do we have here Mr. Miles?
29:25should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:29hmm
29:34oh
29:35what's this?
29:402005
29:44hmm
29:47hmm
29:49hmm
29:49hmm
29:49hmm
29:53hmm
29:54shows a proclivity towards violence prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior it's clear he
30:06doesn't have many friends the patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage rob our rob
30:26i mean is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate megan's parents paid for the house but
30:31it's still going to be hard to live the brie and jamon naberica lifestyle that i'm accustomed to
30:35on one salary hey don't look now but i think you've got a little admirer over there that is
30:41giving you some serious pupil action what time 10 o'clock subtle that is not subtle
30:57she's not looking at me dude yes she is no no she's not hey can you stop being such a
31:01white
31:02flannel i know the split's new but this could be a good opportunity for you oh my god she's coming
31:06over okay cool do not talk about your dj hi dance hall r b uh hip-hop stuff like that
31:11uh uh uh dj oh
31:15sorry hi uh what up i'm so sorry to interrupt um well we actually signed up for next game
31:23oh oh shoot we totally stole your spot no no no no rush no rush i just wanted to let
31:28you know that
31:28we're next and um i'm actually down to play whoever wins good thing my middle name is winner
31:39uh i was hoping for that i'm i'm kate and oh sorry what's your first name naveen um you know
31:47what let me
31:47clean this up and uh buy you a drink and we can get a game going yeah yeah yeah okay
31:57all right
32:01i think that is my cue to leave you to it maybe it is you got this
32:10oh quite the presentation fancy
32:19sardine
32:24are you still hungry
32:28because if not i should yes starving right guys aren't you not me i'm trying to cut back
32:37on what well that's fine because i love it it's great for breastfeeding you know oily fish with all the
32:46omegas oh slippery little sucker
32:53um
32:54um
33:03it's a little baby buddy scrunchy
33:07grim little crim
33:10yeah i'll give it a try
33:15whoa my hands are so oily don't you hate when that happens dana you want to come to the bathroom
33:20with me while i wash my hands i might need an extra set of hands
33:27yes i would be glad to and that way i'll know where the bathroom is in case i have to
33:32go to the bathroom
33:32which i will because i have a tiny bladder it's at the top of the stairs great
33:39hmm kind of just slides right down
33:44let's try the basement
33:47are you sure it's this way
34:02uh dust in my throat
34:05you know i should probably go check on your friend you know the paint in the library is an interesting
34:12hue is that pink or is it tea rose or i'd say it's more of a flesh
34:20the basement
34:21after you
34:47yeah
34:53darla
34:57darla
34:59your girl
35:02darla
35:07oh my goodness
35:10she's really in there darla
35:13what are you talking about it's the grave of allison grant
35:28quick we don't have a lot of time samira what is going on
35:32remember when i told you allison grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement
35:36well allegedly i thought but yes
35:42wait what about darla did you bring us here under false pretenses we're still looking for darla
35:48and allison who i think darla partially found because i saw her the other night with a bone
35:56nut that she got from gary's trash can
36:00do you mean that gary might have killed that girl maybe
36:02and then he killed darla because she knew too much she didn't ask for that she just went to
36:08shit in someone's yard he did say the house had good bones another meaning of the real estate term
36:13that bastard bought this house
36:16as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime
36:20exactly and destroy the evidence anything he can get his hands on anything he can disinter
36:26why didn't you tell us about any of this i didn't want you to think i'm crazy
36:31i need to prove it to myself i need to know i'm not losing my mind
36:35you believe me don't you dana
36:40what do you think
36:53proper form soft elbows bent knees 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture the remains are likely
37:00skeletal and they're probably in pieces so investigate all solid things let's go
37:08so you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home oh well we thought we'd
37:17finish
37:18fixing up the place you're gonna need permits here you know historical landmark and what have you
37:30why don't you go outside i'm allergic to the sun
37:46hey oh jesus rob you startled me
37:54why samara
37:58i think i did something the bone is hard
38:04and wet
38:05what
38:09oh
38:10shit
38:11it's a pipe
38:20i like the wallpaper do you see all the eyes all the eyes on the wall looking back at us
38:32i've always seen the eyes
38:34i often think i'm the only one who who sees the things i see
38:47how do you mean
38:48well you know a detail but here we are seeing the same thing
39:06she had to run errands
39:11what now it's nearly 10 o'clock
39:16you're not angry are you
39:24oh
39:25hi
39:28uh
39:30maybe we uh put a bunch of dirt on top and see if i'll soak it all up
39:34it's worth the track
39:37oh
39:55Oh, hi.
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, Lynn.
40:26Good night.
40:31Suspense is building.
40:34I don't wanna leave my home.
40:37Neighbors acting distant.
40:40I see them peeping through my window.
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:03Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:17She was just wandering Asheville.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero.
41:22You brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come in.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine.
42:17I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight,
42:21you broke into the house of the guy...
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:25Yeah, okay, of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:29and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous.
42:42And illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What, then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:44So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:48I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52You can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:12It's the loneliest number.
47:16You can be as bad as one.
47:17It's the loneliest number.
47:20It's the loneliest number.
47:22Yes, it's the loneliest number.
47:25Yes, it's the loneliest number.
47:29Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:38Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:33One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:43One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:44One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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