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00:02Oh
00:31Oh
00:40To taskmaster some say this show is a wolf in sheep's clothing
00:44Well, I'm a wolf all right and this suit is as Welsh as it gets it's woven from the shaven
00:50body hair of sir Tom Jones himself
00:52It's breathable. It's soft and it's been on the bedroom floor of a thousand lovers
00:56I think I'm gonna dance now
01:04So without further ado let's get going with the games and watch as our five task-hungry wolfhounds go feral
01:12with peril
01:12Please welcome Joanne McNally
01:26And next to me is a man who started shoplifting in his thirties to get the attention
01:31He was starved off at home as a child and latterly in a different home with his wife
01:42It's a hobby
01:47I don't know anything. Hello, Greg. Have you ever nicked anything in real life?
01:51From a from anywhere?
01:54I don't need to be funny. Just tell me what you stole money from my from mother's handbag
02:02Let's start with the price task Alex. Oh yawn
02:05No, you're right. It is the best time to do it and this episode they've brought in ready the greatest
02:12thing to give to a granny
02:14Hmm
02:15Five points will be given for the greatest thing for a granny and five great things will go home with
02:19tonight's winner
02:20Which they can then give to a granny or leave outside a nursing home, etc. Greg
02:26Hello, I won't ask what you've got a granny left
02:28But I will ask if you had a granny what granny gift would you bring them it's something that my
02:33son made
02:35And it's a good luck potion. I
02:44Yeah
02:47Because it feels like when you're on the cusp
02:51You need as much luck as you can get in terms of having sort of a nice peaceful kind of
02:57way out
03:00Hello to all the grandmothers watch. Yeah
03:03Thanks for bringing your magic potion in to stop grandparents dying
03:08Oh
03:09John hello, what do you think a granny would like I'd like to give them with some oral pride some
03:14oral pride
03:16I'd like to give them a grill
03:19Why should they be all gappy and vacant
03:24Wanna wear those it's better than a blue rinse in a Laura Ashley two piece
03:28Give them some dignity
03:30This is dignity is it?
03:32I loved it. I'm very proud of us. Oh dear. Well, this is a shame. It's gonna score so badly
03:39Sophie I've got an animal print ones a for grandma here. It is
03:46My grandma used to wear these a lot
03:50Teeth in that fabulous. Yeah, why shouldn't you be a sexual being that's it?
03:54She was just you know, she was fantastic slut dropping twerking
03:59Fabulous, and then she had a partial prolapse and there was it was a bit of a disaster
04:03Is anyone else just imagining a really sweet granny for this task?
04:08Some blinged up sex mania
04:11Teetering on the verge of death
04:14John have you brought something sweet in for a granny? Do you know I sort of have I moved to
04:19a house
04:20Where I live alone and my neighbor also lives alone, and she is my dear friend Thelma
04:25She's my surrogate grandma and in lockdown. We became very close and
04:31She would do my sort of mending for me like sewing and I would do her shopping for her and
04:37I've got what was always her shopping order for a treat
04:41Which is a bottle of wine a bar of chocolate and against my better judgment 20 cigarettes
04:50I mean, I guess that's kind of sweeter, isn't it? It is and that's how I want to be living
04:55When I'm that age. So we're dropping with that. Not slug dropping. No
05:02I would demonstrate but I can't slut drop. Of course I can't can any of you slut drop
05:11Well, there's a central isn't that you've got your basic
05:14Oh
05:34Welcome to taskmaster this this section is about grandmothers
05:43John at least there's a sweet story behind yours Steve
05:46So I brought in a card I made for my granny almost 50 years ago. This was
05:52for my my grandma Alice. Thank God
05:58But inside that I wrote her a poem my grandma's eyes are brown and she does never frown she is
06:0362 today
06:04So she does shout hooray. She gives us lots of toffees and a very lot of sweets. She takes us
06:10out to the park
06:10pork
06:15Our lovely treat
06:17She always brings us presents every time she's here. So I pray to God every night that he will always
06:24stay near
06:30It's a decent poem for an eight-year-old. I'll tell you what it is Steve. It's just a relief.
06:35Yeah
06:37Should I stop now or should I show you the card I made her when I was a little bit
06:42older. Oh God
06:44This is the difference between eight years old and maybe 13 14 years old here we go
06:52It's a bit sinister now
06:56My grandma absolutely loved it. She cried laughing so she thought yes when she left saw that picture and what's
07:02inside?
07:03It looks almost like it's a kidnappers ransom note
07:06Beware
07:13Okay, you're all absolutely weird
07:16I mean, it's the first time in 17 series. I don't know what to do
07:20I don't know what to say about any of this
07:25I don't think there's any grandparents out there who want grills
07:32I don't think many grandmas want that outfit. I could be wrong. You are two points
07:38I suppose that giving them a magic potion that might stop them from dying is a bit kind. I'll give
07:44him three points
07:44Okay, I'm ignoring Steve's second card and I'm focusing on the first one which was genuinely heartbreakingly sweet and makes
07:52me think of
07:53children and their grandparents and
07:55For providing for his neighbor Thelma five points for John
08:04Okay, then right ready. Yep. Here we go
08:24Hello, Alex. Oh, look at this
08:31Hey, Steve, hi lovely to meet you lovely to meet you so again. They're all yours
08:41That's well creepy name is it yeah
08:45Work out who you are shaking hands with I'm just shook hands with you
08:49You must only shake hands with the hands and you may not handle the hands in any other way
08:55Why any other way you may chop off a total of three fingers and one thumb?
09:02But if you set off the health and safety emergency alarm you are disqualified
09:07Also, you may not look around
09:09Over under or through the fence. Oh god. I'm scared actually
09:15Best hand identification wins. How am I gonna know they are? Do I know them? Oh, yeah
09:19You have a maximum of 20 minutes your time starts now
09:27I've noticed the trend starts to develop Joanne every now and again of you suddenly maniacally laughing
09:32I don't know what got you there. Was it the gloves? I don't know. I just do. I'm a really
09:36cheap laugh
09:37It just catches me unaware sometimes
09:41Should we crack bomb? Yes, okay
09:44It's time for our first three handshakers. It's the insurance brokers Willen Robbins and Pemberton
09:52Hello to you sir
09:53Forgot that's how you shake hands. Oh god. Oh squishy
09:58Some people do have squishy hands. Oh dear, yes
10:00Oh, that's nice. Why is it nicely warm?
10:04That's unusual. We don't know about that. We'll come back. That's weird, isn't it? I've no idea what you are
10:09It's a pleasure to see you mate. Hello to you and hello to you as well, of course
10:15Problem I'm facing here alex is a lot of them are just sort of smooth and hot
10:19What if I use my more vigorous handshake?
10:23Hi, hi
10:25Hi
10:25I'm just going in for this one. You're going straight in right
10:29Acorn acorns acorns of course it says who so i'm going to give them characters gone with aileen acorns for
10:37hand number one
10:39Hi
10:42Can you put question mark lipsticks
10:46Number three oatmeal do you know what I really want to say tom
10:51Atosu
10:53Okay
10:56Yeah, who was hello
10:59Okay, it's like a xylophone toy glockenspiel or xylophone should be hyphenated xylophone
11:08Fuck me man. What's in that?
11:11Something in it, mate. What's that we know them? Yeah, but there's something moving in that one. Oh god. That's
11:17a real hand
11:18Is it oh?
11:22Can I cut one of these fingers off?
11:24I think that might be a person's hand
11:27Okay, it's bloody greg davies, isn't it? Look how tall it is greg davies
11:32Why do I feel quite scared?
11:34Hey, I think that might be water. Oh water
11:38Water
11:40I'm getting nature something you'd lie in a gerbil's cage with
11:43Of course draw
11:45That one was definitely a person, but this isn't oh, oh shredded fake nails
11:51Oh, fake neck. Yeah, that's gross. What the hell? These are like little lighties
11:57What are they called pickled onions?
12:00You've got no more cut the pickled onions. Oh, I'm gonna cut nine. Let's see what's inside number nine. Yeah
12:05All right, what is it?
12:09Yeah, I knew it was eggs
12:13Steve, who are you shaking hands with soft boy lid eggs? Yeah, w-a-ter
12:19Lychee's
12:19kobe
12:21great davies semester
12:23Who's I shaking hands with the king?
12:27Should it spell something? I don't know. I'll pop a waterfall a pop or something like that
12:33Right. I'll write down a pop-o. Yeah, what a lovely time you've had
12:36But I've not done something have I because you've got that look see you greg
12:43Love your work
12:51You have to use all of your guesses collectively to work out the name of someone
12:55We didn't say we just said who did you shake hands with so it might have been nine people it
12:58might have been one person
12:59I see this is what drove me insane. Yes
13:03Is there any chance that the answer to what's behind the fence is a pop-o?
13:10It's a lovely name
13:12She also did apocalypse apostrophe or a probe apropos apropos of a pop-o
13:19Steve I think it's an indication that you've been living a refined life that you thought pickled onions were mini
13:24light
13:25Should have done the smell test shouldn't I yeah, John got them just from feeling them which was amazing
13:31That was amazing. I ate a lot of pickled onions
13:35When I was a little boy my dad sat me on his knee and said with every year that passes
13:40son
13:40I meet a new collection of our souls that want my money and that is genuinely true
13:44Yeah, he was right here are some of them
13:59Hello welcome back to taskmaster
14:01Our competitors are currently trying to work out the contents of some rubber gloves by shaking hands with them
14:07The ultimate goal is to work out with whom they are shaking hands
14:11A pop-o
14:14There goes my recap thanks a lot mate
14:16Anyway, here is joanne mcnally and nick mchamid
14:23Are you shaking hands with it?
14:25That's how we shake hands
14:26It's an irish thing
14:28You don't understand
14:29Just nice shaking hands as always
14:31Yeah, there's your
14:33It's an irish greeting
14:34Because I wonder if
14:37Like they're filled with things that are connected
14:41Can I smell it?
14:43Do you want with it?
14:46It's acorns
14:47Okay
14:54Egg
14:56I've no idea what that is
14:57What does it feel like?
14:59It feels like a human hand
15:00Right
15:00I'm hoping it's not because if it is I'm completely fractured
15:05I think that's someone real
15:07Someone real
15:09If that was an actual hand I'd assume it was contagious
15:11It feels lumpy
15:12Herpes right down herpes
15:18Doing like a wee on me
15:19It does look like it's doing a wee on you
15:25Oh it's rum
15:27This is some sort of crustacean
15:29Like I'm not happy to meet this hand at all
15:33Oh for fuck's sake
15:34It just exploded
15:35Egg it's all
15:36Oh sorry
15:39Oh god it's more egg
15:41This is my thumb
15:44It's like fingernails
15:45Nails
15:47What'll I do with this?
15:49Oh eat them
15:50I don't know whatever you want
15:50Yeah for them when you're fine
15:52I didn't actually chop that finger off
15:54There's just a little slit in that
15:55So I think I can
15:57That's fine
15:58Right
15:58Right
15:58I'm gonna go for the first letter
16:01Oh acorns
16:03Who am I shaking hands with?
16:05Oh so it's the first letter of each thing
16:07Ah
16:09I think this might spell out your name
16:15Is this you trying to teach me your surname?
16:17What's my surname?
16:19What's my surname Joanne?
16:19Taskmaster
16:21Horn
16:22Horn
16:23Horn
16:23Oh Alex Horn
16:24You've got 35 seconds
16:26God no that's an X
16:27Are you trying to make a point here?
16:29Is it Alex Horn?
16:33X
16:33X
16:34Um
16:34An X
16:35Xbox
16:35Bits of Xbox
16:38Six is all of seven is like being at eight snails and nine is eggs again
16:41And your name is Alex Horn
16:43I'm shaking hands with Alex Horn
16:45And I shook your hand at the start
16:47That was nice
16:50Good one
16:56I don't know why you're high-fiving a pop-o
17:00We're normally low together
17:01We're usually very low
17:03And he's up so I feel it's a win for me
17:05Yeah
17:05It seemed very quickly off the back of um
17:07The gloves doing a wee on me that you immediately drank it
17:10Oh yeah
17:14Greg I have one slight concern
17:16Let's go
17:16When I cut off the finger of R
17:20I asked four times before testing it if it was alcohol because I don't drink
17:25And Alex said no so I'm slightly concerned having watched it back that my R
17:31Stood for relapse
17:39It's a valid point and that was very tense it was non-alcoholic rum
17:43Good
17:43Joanne I've been to Ireland and no one has ever
17:47Double handshaked me while sniffing my fingers
17:50When were you last there things have moved on
17:52Yes
17:53Tell me about her piece of the hand
17:55Well was that a real but I don't think I got a real hand in mine
17:58Yeah you did that was Clarence
17:59Fuck
18:01I really bent that
18:02You did really bend that
18:03Yeah
18:05In terms of the cutting I should say Nick
18:06Well you're only allowed to cut a certain number
18:08He snipped one and then put a plaster on it and so argued that he could then cut another one
18:13off
18:13Ah is that
18:14That was his little little tactic are you happy
18:16You see watching it I just thought that's classic Nick
18:19He was just such a lovely boy
18:21Are you allowing it?
18:22I sort of think I am going to allow it
18:23Yeah
18:24Steve only identified three of the things correctly in the end
18:26The next up was Sophie who got five things right
18:29John got six things right
18:30Joanne only got five but she also discovered Alex Horne on the top and got my name right
18:35So would you say she was above John?
18:38Yeah
18:38The five points goes to Nick Mohammed who got eight of them right and got my name
18:42Well done Nick Mohammed
18:47What are the scores?
18:49Well Nick is back in the game
18:50Ah at last
18:51Joint first with John again on eight points
18:54Wow
18:58Alex do you have a tusk with a bit of scale?
19:01Oh I do a nice bit of scale and a nice bit of horses
19:19Hi Alex
19:21Hi Nick
19:23Very dramatic scene
19:26You look fabulous
19:28Really?
19:29Get off my land
19:32Oh funny looking farmer
19:33I'm not a scary farmer
19:35Hello Alex
19:36Morning John
19:37Here we are in nature
19:39Yeah I know it's gorgeous isn't it?
19:41Is it?
19:41Yeah
19:42I'm
19:42Fishing out of water
19:43I'm a sort of city
19:44City person
19:45I think you're just a fish out of water wherever you are
19:47Right
19:48Oh god
19:51There's a lot of stuff in there
19:54Create the biggest
19:55And best
19:56Dot to dot picture
19:58Biggest and best dot to dot picture wins
20:00You have 20 minutes your time starts now
20:04Oh you have different numbers for different
20:07Right then of course
20:08Okay so there's my dots
20:12This is obviously my canvas
20:15It has to be a continuous line does it?
20:17That's how dot to dots work
20:18Oh okay
20:20But if you want to have a break in a line you can turn the number over
20:22And we'll carry on you see what I mean
20:24Right
20:24Makes sense so biggest and best
20:26Biggest and best okay
20:27So I'm not arty now at all
20:30We've got other skills
20:31I do
20:31Yeah
20:33What are they?
20:34Yeah I don't know yet
20:35Okay let's go
20:40I'm looking at you Steve because I imagine it's only you and I here
20:43Whose childhood would have been dominated by such entertainment
20:46All the time sitting next to granny
20:48Yeah
20:48Doing the dot to dots
20:49That's right
20:50Taking the potion
20:51But I always found it in dot to dot magazines that they would show like some hooves
20:56And a nose and a tail and you go
20:58Well I mean this is a this is a fucking horse obviously
21:01But I'll go through the motions
21:03Anyway my point is I'm very much looking forward to that
21:07Hey Rosie
21:09You okay?
21:1114
21:1216
21:1317
21:16They think I've got mad but they can't see what I see
21:20Oh God oh bloody hell kicking off over there
21:32Jesus Christ
21:3681
21:39Oh excuse me
21:40Sophie
21:42That's horrific
21:43I think she was making a statement wasn't she really
21:48I think I'm done
21:49Ah right well we'll join the dots and see what Craig thinks
21:54Thanks man
21:55See ya
22:01And when I come back I hope there's a red dot in the bottom corner
22:04Think about that
22:07Oh
22:07Oh shit
22:08Oh you're kidding
22:14Never have anyone been so swiftly punished for being cocky
22:19Yeah
22:20You got on well with the horses though didn't you
22:22Sophie you've been in quite the chat with them until fart gate
22:25Yes
22:27Very obsessive very close
22:28Very close
22:29She waited until she got right close
22:30But you didn't jump back you just went I'm here now
22:33I had to commit to the dot to dot didn't want to lose my focus
22:37Joanne do you enjoy this task
22:38Not really no
22:41I wouldn't again I struggle I'm not big into the art or numbers so it was a challenge for me
22:47Nick
22:48The highlight for me so far with you in this task is you just really sweetly turning to a horse
22:53and going you okay
22:56I too was getting a little bit um a bit nervous because they did they did follow you around
23:00I think they thought that um there was food in that trolley little thing
23:04I mean they did look like wild horses to me we were very worried we didn't know they're going to
23:08be there
23:10Big
23:10Considering the amount of health and safety discussions I've had over the course of this series
23:16Yeah
23:17Not one mention of the fact I was doing an enormous dot to dot around wild horses
23:26Right let's see their dot to dots after these companies raise your money pots
23:39I
23:43Hello
23:44Welcome back to taskmaster it's part three and we have some dots to join
23:49Yes, we do dots to join and eyes to cross they've made what they hope to be the biggest and
23:54best dot to dot pictures of their lives
23:57First up here is Nick's pick
24:09Is it an umbrella that won't open no does anyone know what it is
24:16Is it a balloon or an oboe no the scope of guesses tells you how shitty
24:31I feel it might be one of those things that when I tell you you'll be like oh i'm kicking
24:34myself
24:36Can you tell me it's just a very happy snake so
24:44So it's sort of coiled about a bit and it's that's part of its body and then and that top
24:49bit it's its head and it's smiling
24:51Look at the size of those horses they're tiny
24:54It's taken you ages to look up there
24:56What were you thinking all the way up there?
24:58I don't know what i was thinking about i wasn't thinking about the task
25:02I mean so far so bad who's next would you like to look at john robbins's dot to dot picture
25:07yes, please
25:19Thank you balloon oboe
25:26That is your classic dot to dot it's just dot to dot 101 on an enormous scale with horses
25:33In a heat wave in a freddie mercury jacket almost having a cardiac arrest
25:39Have we found the number one and the number five?
25:44Well, let's find out let's see sophie's dot to dot now here we go
25:47Oh
25:49Hang on a minute
25:53Oh my god i did all right
25:56Whoa
25:57Yes
25:57Ah
25:58Oh my god
26:02I thought you looked that up to be honest i was chuffed
26:07Was there any moment uh that inspired that picture?
26:10I always know i can draw a cow i've been able to do it from a really young age
26:14Everyone in the industry says that about you
26:18I think it's the first time i'm able to say this to you sophie well done that's good
26:27We're gonna see steve cumberton's dot next there we go two cock and balls
26:34Oh my god he's framed it
26:46I
26:47Mean you've framed and signed it such showboating it's not sold though no someone's put an offer in it someone's
26:53bought an offering
26:53It'll be held for the next 24 hours
26:55Am i a hundred percent sure i know what that is think art it's not the scream is it
27:01I think if you squint i am squinting and then think of a different picture
27:07The eyes follow you around the room mona lisa
27:11It is the mona lisa
27:15Well not to be overly vulnerable how the fuck is that the mona lisa
27:20Once you've bought it it can be whatever you want it to be
27:23Who's next joanne here is your dot-to-dots
27:30Oh actually it's not that bad
27:35I thought it was going to be a lot worse than that
27:38It's not an anchor is it
27:39You can't really change what it is because it looks like it looks like fallopian tubes
27:42Yeah it does
27:44Can i say it genuinely is going to be my second guess
27:46It was supposed to be do you know the moustaches that the lads wear on the penny farthings they're like
27:51mauvember style moustaches
27:53The really twerdy ones
27:54Now now we're getting
27:55It's not that bad jesus christ
27:57Oh it is
27:58It is
27:59Yeah she's got a moustache
28:01I don't know what the bit down the middle is
28:03Hmm you said it was a moustache with a labial fold
28:07It's a moustache atop a vagina
28:09No
28:10No
28:11No
28:11These things
28:13Are they called labial folds
28:14Those things that go down from your not around your mouth
28:18Yeah
28:18Oh what just beneath my big clitoris here
28:23I thought they were called
28:24I thought that was called your labia fold
28:25Is there any doctor?
28:26It might be
28:26It might be
28:27A labia fold
28:28That's what i thought it was so that's what i was drawing there
28:29Oh we've got
28:31It's called
28:31Go on
28:32It's called a nasolabial fold
28:34Yeah
28:37A nasolabial fold
28:38I mean it still doesn't look like one but i did try
28:40Oh no
28:40I mean the picture's still shit but that's an empty
28:42That's an interesting fact
28:44There you go
28:45Yeah
28:45Okay i can show you all five of them in one go
28:47So you can judge them
28:48Yeah i've already judged them but let's have a look
28:51Oh yeah
28:52There's something to like in all of them
28:53Okay
28:54Which is worst
28:55Nick's
28:56Yes
28:57Correct
29:00Joanne's was educational but is the second worst
29:02Okay the nasolabial fold gets two points
29:05Yes and i think this is very mean of me given the effort that went into it
29:08But steve's does not look like the mona lisa
29:12Three points
29:12Okay three points to steve
29:14Which way do you think i'm going to go
29:16Mine is massive
29:21I'll say for balance sophie's looks a nicer piece of art than mine
29:25It is without question better but i should reward scale
29:29So i'm going to give them both five points
29:36All right pick me up with another task young fellow my lad
29:39Okay well here's a portion of a task for you
29:43Good day smiley yes always hello hi team hello
30:06Are you two getting on well very well famously like a house on fire there we are
30:10It's just honestly wonderful to hang out
30:15Always look on the back of the task oh yeah
30:19Five six seven half nine half eleven five half four
30:24I'm numerically dyslexic so i'm going to tap out now right
30:30I'll look under the table because that's often it's often something you have to do
30:35on the ceiling or under the table okay fastest team to discover the other half of this task
30:40wins you must always hold hands your time starts now hold each other's hands can we read it okay
30:46fastest team to discover the other half of this task wins time starts now right five six seven
30:54five six seven i'm just going to adjust my the way i'm holding your hands okay there we go
30:59You went very tight though steve i did i didn't want to let him go
31:09Numerically dyslexic once i see numbers the brain just i just mentally just tap out
31:13i love the idea that you could just tap out of things you don't like
31:17that's it i mean i can't wait to see them there's not much to say other than steve holds hands
31:21like
31:21he's taking a prisoner okay well let's begin with those two shall we yes let's have a look
31:27here is how steve and nick got on numbers is there numbers on these over here maybe
31:33no put it to five see what happens i'd love it if something no nothing well hang on there's a
31:40key
31:40here sounds a lot key okay open open open open open all right who's sam i don't know
31:48sam is some there there's something at the bottom
31:52can you see it put your hand in i'm lifting it can you get it yeah got it yeah it's
32:01the pendulum
32:02oh it's just the pendulum there you go stop clock oh you have to stop the clock i think we've
32:09got to
32:09get out of here okay i think i've got an inspiration go on there's a clock in here is there
32:16do you have
32:17to set all the clocks okay keep going no it's not doing anything five six seven huh
32:27that was half what was that half no that was half five oh there is no half five no oh
32:36my god i feel
32:37like we're onto something why are you so convinced it's to do a time because half five six half nine
32:44half eleven five four i feel like we're missing something i'm enjoying holding hands i am actually
32:50it's very sweet it's very ah okay that's a cd is something in it would it be track numbers no
32:57there
32:57isn't so that's just a prop it's not that no should we should we look everywhere
33:06oh hello oh oh two three no no oh 14 steps forward nine steps left six steps left five steps
33:24left
33:24from where i think from here right let's try it one two three four one two three four five six
33:37seven
33:38eight one two three four five six yes one two three four five yeah um ah what oh it's that
33:53well done
33:55i've got jammy hands yeah me too okay oh god okay let's see what we have to do fastest team
34:02to go to
34:02the lab discover the cake eat one half put the other half in the post box put a flower on
34:06top of this
34:06task and then sit on top of this task wins five points you must not necessarily always that's up to
34:12you
34:12your time started when you said your time starts now right let's put you go and do all the stuff
34:17yeah okay go go go love it love cake
34:24half of the post box
34:29where's the post box oh
34:34all right some flowers here that was a cake delicious actually it's really nice
34:40i'm just cleaning my hands okay yep i'll start the clock i actually don't think we did too bad
34:47then no what about those times oh that was a low point wasn't it
34:57my overriding feeling watching them is that what i'm watching is a
35:01perfectly happy couple on bargain hunt yeah it was wonderful yeah just ferreting around in
35:09shops yes yeah it was very sweet to watch it was genuinely just very nice it was we had a
35:14good time
35:15we got cake in the bargain yeah they did very well they noticed some clues they missed some clues there
35:19was a disc when there was a few things pointing you to discs and that disc was where it was
35:22hidden
35:22but they found it and completed the task in 11 minutes 12 seconds
35:27right one part to go these guys are gunning for some gifts for granny and if you wanted to buy
35:32my granny a gift you'll have to wrench her out of the cryogenic chamber we popped her in back in
35:3893
35:56it's the final part of the show and there's a team task underway yes indeed they're
36:01trying to complete the task but only received half of it to begin with it's the team of three's turn
36:06now here's how they got on so i wonder it's a clock face maybe five five yes very good
36:17oh sam's clock keys does it work for this door oh he's got him i don't think there's anything i
36:24think
36:24the clock is a ruse and red hair okay what could it be apart from clocks i think we should
36:29go and see
36:30other clocks he's got a clock no i think you're right does he
36:36no i don't think it's not a clock no oh there's a clock no that's not a clock that's a
36:41that's a b hotel
36:43right in here yeah
36:49oh ah we've got it oh well no way it's there
36:55yeah there it is look
37:00ready fastest team to go to the lab discover the cake eat one half put the other half in the
37:05right
37:05so go to the lab eat the other half and put it in work get in the lab right fastest
37:12team to go to the
37:14lab discover the cake eat one half put the other half in the post box put a flower on top
37:18of this
37:18task and then sit on top of this task wins five points you must not necessarily always hold your hands
37:23that's up to you your time started when you said your time starts now i don't eat the kayak you
37:28eat
37:28the cake why am i using my oh oh there's something in it there's something in it oh yeah 14
37:36steps
37:36forward nine steps left six steps left that'll be where the post box is you need to sit on that
37:42now
37:42hang on a sec oh we don't have to hold home one two three does she have to count the
37:48steps
37:51got flowers you've eaten half one six one two three four five six
38:03five steps left there's no post box here put the other half in the post rocks did we find the
38:09i've not found it no the post box oh there we go all right well done beautiful put a flower
38:20on top
38:21and sit on the flower we all sit on it maybe yeah oh sorry i've stopped the clock right can
38:28i check
38:28what all the numbers meant on the back nothing they're not they were there to throw us off
38:32we skip the deeds we just go straight to the end we go gut instinct yeah but you're not all
38:41going to
38:41get invited on bargain hunt i'll tell you that chaos we didn't know what we were down no way yeah
38:48just wandering around and then i felt that john was in charge for the first section of it and then
38:54someone gave him cake it was all over i was done so before i tell you how quick they were
39:01uh those
39:02numbers the pesky numbers you know what they meant i want pesky numbers and i want them big time
39:05basically the numbers refer to the words on the half of the task that you have so the task look
39:11like
39:11this and if you look at words number five six seven half of nine half of eleven five again and
39:19half of
39:19four it says the other half is in the disc so it's simple and obvious well it's 11 minutes and
39:2812
39:29seconds to beat they were faster yes they were faster yeah of course they didn't stop to have a
39:34lovely wander around they were slightly faster they did it in 10 minutes and five seconds just one
39:44minute and seven seconds in there so it's up to you how you distribute the points five and four
39:47the team of three get five points so shall we see some scores before the final task yes of course
39:55at the top it's sophie with 14 and john with 18. please make you wake to the stage for the
40:04final task of the show
40:12hello there my old friend wow let's do this who's reading the
40:17task out the current leader john robbins pass all your loo roll through your loo roll in a tube
40:26if your loo roll breaks at any point you must put down your loo roll and put both your hands
40:31in
40:32the air for 10 seconds before carrying on fastest wins okay so it's one of our highbrow tasks
40:41good luck start and they're off steve looks like the end of the two no just nick just nick sorry
40:57steve you
40:57got another two seconds what oh oh i see oh my word yeah no not yet please i've got the
41:05clock
41:07john you're back in it's a bad fly go back in as well thank you not you nick yes you're
41:14back in
41:17all the loo roll has to go through all the loo roll has to go through all okay let's start
41:20for the clock
41:21start for the clock for you oh right yes steve not you nick yes nick
41:29thank you that's still attached yes that's still attached it won't be for long
41:35okay come on sophie fantastic do you know which bits of loo roll are yours it all has to go
41:39through
41:40it's fine right what about the bits at the front what bit at the front doesn't matter
41:45yeah okay sophie loo roll down put your loo roll down please sophie loo roll yeah
41:50well after the roll that's fine yeah you're back in you're back in you're back in john's broken
41:55but he got a lot through there's all gone through no oh are you doing that i didn't notice
41:59sorry you're back in i'm sorry i literally thought you'd won the task alex i don't think you've
42:10ever been this stressed
42:20lovely lovely lovely i've got a problem with mine what's the problem with yours
42:25it's blocked
42:27i'm making a picture of the mona lisa
42:33steve you could help me out yeah of course i will thank you thank you yeah steve would like
42:38to help we didn't say they couldn't help right it's better when we're tighter
42:52i've actually removed the tube and then sort of wrapped the tube around the um if you would
42:57like to say you've done it we will analyze the footage okay okay nick has done it yeah
43:08you're back in sophie i'm back in oh no you're not back in you've come in fourth and then we
43:14have
43:16we're finished finished come down and we'll let that back to your final score
43:31you better you'll notice there's only one bald inner tube some of the inner tubes had loo roll
43:38on and i see what he's to the carb the last bit well i thought that too but then look
43:43at joanne's
43:43inner tube oh it's so bald if there was any tissue left on those rolls i'm not allowing this these
43:50three didn't get quite all their loo roll through their loo roll energy well then they failed to tusks
43:58i had about 20 minutes standing there making
44:01pictures of marmalisa i could have done it you really helped me nick's inner tube on the other
44:10hand yeah there is no loo roll on it but also it's not a tube anymore he managed to widen
44:16it but it is
44:17the inner tube stuff yeah as long as the tissue passes through it and not over it can we have
44:22a look
44:26i think it's i think it's spine
44:28i think he's not pasta tissue with the tube he's ripped the tube open he's wrapped it around some
44:34of the tissue it's madness are we saying that only joanne mcnally completed the task yes in which
44:41case it goes zero zero zero zero joanne mcnally gets five points correct yes well it has changed
44:51things uh nick didn't get any points there so he is rock bottom of the series with 47 one behind
44:56sophie
44:5648 steve's on 68 joanne with those five points has leaped above him to 73 john's on 75 in this
45:04episode joanne you've got 17 points john you've got 18 points of indy effort
45:12john roberts wins please go and gather your gifts for granny
45:19so what have we learned in today's show we've learned that in this dark world of grill wearing
45:24slut dropping grannies it's good to know that you can still turn on your television and watch a
45:29wholesome couple just pottering around together and we'll see you next time on bargain hunt yes yes
45:38and now here's tonight's mighty winner it's john robbins
45:43so
45:46so
45:55so
45:56so
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