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Crush Alert Love Request From My Enemy Short Drama
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Crap, I'm late.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot!
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16A new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi!
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:20You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Get attacked.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:58Oh, Valentine goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:52No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59Even I can feel the tension in the room.
00:07:02But we're into the fight.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35No, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48If the liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is, I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:24i honestly want that more than anything you're my soul mate like i like you so much okay well
00:08:30since we're dating now um i'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:45okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:01this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:12okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:20oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:30don't look at me i'm trying not for viable are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like
00:09:34that
00:09:35get out now
00:09:36fine
00:09:38ow damn it
00:09:43What's wrong?
00:10:17You're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:27Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30We have a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:31That is shocking
00:10:33Yeah, actually
00:10:34And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:41Funny
00:10:43Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:47Fine by me
00:10:50Oh, and um
00:10:53Of all the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:55I like it in a weird way
00:10:57Not even my type, but
00:10:59You know, power theory, or whatever
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:14Jen, red alert
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:18I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23Don't be a coward
00:11:24Just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out
00:11:43He's probably just busy
00:11:47Give it back
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good
00:11:55That I think the whole school should see it
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:51Come on
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please
00:12:58Delete it
00:13:10Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh, Cole
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:31Jen, no
00:13:31No, no, no
00:13:32Jen, stop
00:13:33Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift
00:13:36Get off
00:13:36Get off
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23I'm sorry.
00:14:23I'm sorry.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:36I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Names got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Hey, where are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Hey.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:10And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:28Do, do people change?
00:15:31Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57I don't know.
00:15:58Tough day, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted.
00:16:04Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:15And then there's this guy.
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:27No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:28I like you.
00:16:29Only you.
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:38You did?
00:16:38Are you going to roast for Kate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:42That sounds amazing.
00:16:44When?
00:16:45With?
00:16:45After school.
00:16:47At the balcony.
00:16:48I'll bring followers.
00:16:49Deal.
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:20Army father.
00:17:21I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:24Defending that nobody.
00:17:25Hayley girl.
00:17:26He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:28Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:44That whole family is trash.
00:17:46Stay away from her.
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:48Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:51Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18.
00:17:58Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:59I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:04safe.
00:18:06You're sick.
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:16Oh, hi.
00:18:17Hi.
00:18:18I'm Hayley.
00:18:19Yes.
00:18:20Mm-hmm.
00:18:21So nice to meet you.
00:18:23God.
00:18:24I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:26But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:33You're so nice.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Fail.
00:18:44Guacamole wizard.
00:18:46Ew.
00:18:47You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:50Pathetic.
00:18:51Maybe he's married.
00:18:52Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:54And maybe he's sitting on his bike with you.
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:13Eat it.
00:19:25Come on.
00:19:26So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:40Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:42Like me.
00:19:47I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up.
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:03It's ketchup.
00:20:04Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:18Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:23Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:25You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:41Let's go.
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it?
00:20:49Let's go.
00:20:58Uh, thank you.
00:21:00Wow.
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happened to see you.
00:21:12Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15My boyfriend actually.
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies.
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:36So...
00:21:37Am I that annoying?
00:21:38Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:43Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her?
00:21:58He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe.
00:22:02You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:08I understand better than you think.
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:16Does he...
00:22:17Now you touch him like this?
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:33No, my...
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:39In the game.
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you.
00:23:01Yes.
00:23:10I can't do this.
00:23:13I love my boyfriend.
00:23:15And you will never understand that.
00:23:17He's...
00:23:17Smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:20He loves me for who I am.
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:29No.
00:23:37Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45There's nothing.
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life.
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds.
00:24:10He just wants to play with me.
00:24:12But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:18Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:20I got into a car accident.
00:24:23Really? Are you okay?
00:24:25You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:27He was right.
00:24:28Who?
00:24:29Nobody.
00:24:30Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you.
00:24:32No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:35You need to see me in style.
00:24:37Fine, if you say so.
00:24:39So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:48Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:08Oh, you.
00:25:10Oh, me.
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:16People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:35I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:37Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:57You're not that curious about you.
00:26:03I have to know each other.
00:26:08So what am I doing?
00:26:14I'm not.
00:26:14I'm not sure what am I doing?
00:26:15I'm not sure, but am I doing that?
00:26:16secretly want me you are so full of yourself you can do this on your own yeah no way it's
00:26:26a self
00:26:26locking door really miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour i'm sure it'll be fine i'm stuck here
00:26:31with you for a full hour okay sorry am i that bad i think maybe we can pick up where
00:26:37we left off
00:26:38don't worry maybe trust me we're keeping our distance this time actually yeah
00:26:54that was my first kiss
00:26:58my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:27:03just
00:27:03bumping lips
00:27:15you're really good at this one day when you regret it you know we can do more if you want
00:27:38more than you take so you want me
00:27:44i think you know which i want you
00:27:50do you want me i want you
00:28:06oh my god how long have you two been in here i really need to change this lock are you
00:28:11two okay
00:28:12um yeah yeah we're good we're okay
00:28:23you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen hey wait it's just hormones
00:28:30jake can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:43i gotta go
00:28:48i gotta go
00:28:52guacamole wizard huh
00:28:56are you all better after your car accident do i know you why is he being so standoffish is he
00:29:02trying to give me a surprise or he heard something about cold you're crushing your soda can
00:29:10she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers she was in a real car accident according to you so is guacamole
00:29:15wizard i can't take this anymore cold wait oh
00:29:26what's up guys
00:29:28um we were just chatting chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls was there something that you
00:29:34wanted cool hey just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks they're your favorite right
00:29:44how did you know that tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my
00:29:50favorite he couldn't be cool could he
00:29:59the truth is um a dickhead
00:30:03you honestly get out of your bro you came to my table bro and knocked my ball away
00:30:14there it goes again cole is jealous we got a problem here cole we don't have a problem we don't
00:30:21have a problem
00:30:23right tell cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem jake it would take me forever to
00:30:28find one of your balls
00:30:31i have the ball now can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:36cole and jake are fighting over hayley maybe i can use that
00:30:44jake hey what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad wait
00:30:49seriously yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:57all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:31:01i'll be at
00:31:02my desk i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake then maybe this
00:31:10was always going to end you've literally been sorry for five minutes i'm thinking about the report
00:31:15or about him why are you making it so weird about jake we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:21maybe maybe you've known jake longer no you don't how do you know that you're going to prom with
00:31:26someone else stop acting like you're serious about me you have no idea
00:31:34oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:51hayley someone's here to see you
00:32:04are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:14he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me i i
00:32:21should feel happy
00:32:23but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:31hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab
00:32:37partner have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak
00:32:43shit man oh that's weak shit is this weak shit oh my god
00:32:58wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:33:06wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down don't do that again
00:33:26new couple alert
00:33:28fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i we're not that different and if
00:33:34you'd realize
00:33:34and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:39to prom
00:33:40i might say yes jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom
00:33:50with me we're both hot
00:33:52and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so how romantic i think i'll pass
00:34:01you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:34:08if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:14what should we wear to prom and the dean's list
00:34:26um i'll talk to you later i'll see you around school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:31he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:38hayley
00:34:47jeez
00:34:54here i'll get it
00:35:01oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:35:04i don't care i do care
00:35:07hell yeah
00:35:08i don't go to prom with jake
00:35:26i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:30and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:35because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:39i noticed it at lunch the first day you were watching me just don't go to prom with jake
00:35:48i don't know
00:36:04cole is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:36:10want
00:36:10that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:16uh what do i do i do i've got a few ideas
00:36:25hey look
00:36:28someone will take you to prom all right i promise yeah really like who i mean the whole school hates
00:36:33me except for jake and you but you're not asking me hey oh hey jake hey how um i just
00:36:45wanted to
00:36:45thank you again for the other night the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what
00:36:57are you
00:36:57talking about here i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:09and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:15oh
00:37:19oh
00:37:20oh my god
00:37:28oh
00:37:29oh
00:37:32oh
00:37:43oh
00:37:44oh
00:37:44oh
00:37:44oh
00:37:44oh
00:37:44oh
00:37:48oh
00:37:50oh
00:37:51oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry
00:37:54hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:00oh
00:38:00oh
00:38:01oh
00:38:01oh
00:38:15oh
00:38:15cold what
00:38:16what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do it if you've saved
00:38:22my
00:38:22house today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:29So, uh, you and you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:35He lied about that.
00:38:37I don't know why though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father that asshole,
00:38:42every time he looks at you,
00:38:43makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:57Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:36I'm so sorry.
00:39:39I tripped.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jack.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:59oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:06jen what's going on over there
00:40:19what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:23mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:42jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:49hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:57yeah you don't know about the
00:41:13hey um ella
00:41:16it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:30hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:35thing never happened oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:45i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:52and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:42:05you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid for bravo
00:42:13okay okay i i get it
00:42:18you're kind of sweet
00:42:23hey look at that
00:42:26oh my god
00:42:27oh my god
00:42:30you're a miracle worker
00:42:37oh what is taking so long
00:42:39you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:42shut up ella
00:42:43it's emma
00:42:44whatever
00:42:51oh my god
00:42:59oh
00:43:00morning valley whore
00:43:02how are things in the castle
00:43:09valley whore
00:43:10what are they talking about
00:43:26guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you
00:43:33touching me
00:43:34oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:40yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:44:02here you go
00:44:03here this is for you
00:44:09oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:10you hacked my laptop
00:44:13oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:18what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:21what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:23no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:25hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:29because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:58stop it stop stop
00:45:02i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:45:08jake
00:45:09hey
00:45:11now's the time
00:45:12tell them
00:45:14tell them what
00:45:15that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:18who's guacamole wizard
00:45:21here you go
00:45:24oh my god
00:45:25did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:28oh sweetie
00:45:30i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:33what
00:45:33why would you do that
00:45:35oh i don't know cole
00:45:36why do you think i would do that
00:45:39jake
00:45:40is this true
00:45:40have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:45sorry
00:45:46it was nothing personal
00:45:53yeah nothing personal
00:46:01all right all right all right
00:46:03enough
00:46:03what in the world is going on here
00:46:06is that a leaf blower
00:46:07that's all him
00:46:08okay well you both have detention so
00:46:16let me get this straight
00:46:17you stole a leaf blower
00:46:19and defaced school property
00:46:21it wasn't school property dad
00:46:23it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:25jesus christ
00:46:26how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:28could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:30you think that's what it could be
00:46:32who cares
00:46:33i care
00:46:34and
00:46:35i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:37so you're taking her to prom
00:46:39what
00:46:40how over my dead body
00:46:42oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:45i'm firing her mother
00:46:46right now
00:46:46no no please don't
00:46:48please
00:46:49then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:51max's dad called
00:46:52he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:54you're gonna go
00:46:55and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:57end of discussion
00:47:05come on you big coward
00:47:06message him
00:47:07just do it
00:47:11you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:20i could never think that
00:47:27but i thought you were jake
00:47:29please can't you just tell me now
00:47:30i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:37i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:39if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:53okay
00:47:54you got this haley
00:47:56just take a deep breath
00:47:57you got this
00:47:58you got this
00:48:02you look beautiful
00:48:06thank you mom
00:48:26hey hayley
00:48:27i'm glad you came
00:48:28you look so pretty
00:48:29hi
00:48:30hey max
00:48:31your house is gorgeous
00:48:33i mean
00:48:34no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:36you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:38they don't care about shit
00:48:39get drunk girl
00:48:40woo
00:48:43yeah
00:48:54what are you doing here
00:48:55valley whore
00:48:58looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:01hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:03valley whore
00:49:08jen
00:49:09why are you doing this
00:49:10what have i even done to you
00:49:11to me
00:49:12oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:14because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:18those are concerning
00:49:19actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:21did you know that
00:49:22hayley
00:49:24she's a little pervy princess
00:49:25pervy princess
00:49:29pervy princess
00:49:30pervy princess
00:49:31pervy princess
00:49:34hey let's get perfect tonight
00:49:36leave me alone
00:49:39is there a fire
00:49:41okay we set off the orb
00:49:55paul
00:49:56she'll be back to me
00:49:58oh
00:49:59thank you
00:50:01oh
00:50:06Oh, my God.
00:50:33Are you... him?
00:50:36Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:39Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:41Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:44No, I'm not.
00:50:45Yes, you are.
00:50:46It's okay.
00:50:47You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:50So you too.
00:50:51This whole time.
00:50:55Oh, my God.
00:50:56I am such an idiot.
00:50:59Hey, wait.
00:50:59Wait.
00:51:04Hey, wait.
00:51:05Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:07You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:11Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:12I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:14Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:15I guess you.
00:51:16Obviously.
00:51:17The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:19I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:22What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:25What are you...
00:51:34Who is that?
00:51:35I don't know.
00:51:36Just the devil.
00:51:39Get in the car.
00:51:43I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:45Get in the car.
00:51:46Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:49Haley.
00:51:50I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:53Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:54So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:00Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:02My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:07And that's not you.
00:52:08You will be forgotten.
00:52:10You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:12And your mom works for me.
00:52:14Stay away from him.
00:52:16Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:20Dad, stop!
00:52:21Don't you touch my family.
00:52:23I'll stay away.
00:52:25Hey, come on.
00:52:26You don't mean that.
00:52:29I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:32I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:38I hate everything about you.
00:52:40I hate all of it.
00:52:42I don't want any part of it.
00:52:44So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:48Haley!
00:52:53What?
00:52:53What?
00:52:54What?
00:52:55What?
00:52:58No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:01Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:53:04Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:05Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:07I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:10Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:20Hi, Haley, I'm Emma.
00:53:22I know who you are.
00:53:24Right.
00:53:25I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life, so I wanted to return your
00:53:31laptop to you.
00:53:32Good as new.
00:53:37Oh, wow.
00:53:39Thanks, Emma.
00:53:41Okay, bye.
00:53:46One down, one to go.
00:53:49You're so cool.
00:53:50I know, Emma.
00:53:51Wanna go to prom?
00:53:53Why not?
00:53:55Let's get these lovers together.
00:54:02Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:54:03Hi, Max.
00:54:05I'm Max's friend.
00:54:06Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:08Cole's grounded.
00:54:09Oh, he is?
00:54:11But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:14What can I say, Max?
00:54:16Actions have consequences.
00:54:18Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:20Well, that really sucks, because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:26We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:29Cole?
00:54:30My son, Cole?
00:54:32Reviewing budgets.
00:54:33He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:36Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:37We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:41and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:53Go away!
00:54:57Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:00Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:02I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:05Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:06What?
00:55:07What's going on?
00:55:08Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:10You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:12You can be together.
00:55:13Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19I'll tell her myself.
00:55:21Stick me in your car.
00:55:29Welcome home, the wizard.
00:55:32Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:34I just need some time alone.
00:55:43Open the door.
00:55:45Wait, what?
00:55:47He's here?
00:55:55It's you.
00:55:57I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:56:01Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:05My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:09I was.
00:56:10I got my inheritance.
00:56:11And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:28I understand if this changes things.
00:56:31If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I...
00:56:37Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:50Nicole, I love you.
00:56:52You do?
00:56:54Yes, you idiot.
00:56:56I've loved you for months.
00:56:58I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:57:05But you're him.
00:57:06You didn't expect her.
00:57:08I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:13Until you hoped?
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:17I hoped it was you.
00:57:18You were always there for me.
00:57:22You're hot, man.
00:57:24You're really fucking hot.
00:57:30Hey, uh...
00:57:31What are those things I said we could do?
00:57:34You ever know?
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:39I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:41You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:42Mm-hmm.
00:58:04Okay, so...
00:58:05What do you think?
00:58:0710 out of 10.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:10One, two again.
00:58:11I'll get sex for sex with me specifically.
00:58:13I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:16All right.
00:58:17All right, that's fair.
00:58:18I'll, uh...
00:58:20I'll take that as a one.
00:58:25What is my life now?
00:58:27Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:29Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:31I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:35No, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:39There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:40I'll take a minute, no.
00:58:42Stop it.
00:58:45Um, same.
00:58:48Isn't it promenade?
00:58:49I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:54But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:59Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:01Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:59:05Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:07I don't want to hear it.
00:59:09Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:59:11I don't even have a dress.
00:59:13Later.
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:22Who would have guessed?
00:59:27I thought I'm only the best for my princess.
00:59:30Where did you get that?
00:59:33I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:39with me,
00:59:40and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:43Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:50Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:53Cole, are you here?
00:59:56Cole, are you here?
00:59:59Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
01:00:02I see you, Cole.
01:00:03You are in big trouble.
01:00:21Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:24You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:29Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:30Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:41What do you think?
01:00:46My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:52Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:53I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:56You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:5920 more minutes.
01:01:00We're in.
01:01:02Deal.
01:01:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:09I hear we have a winner.
01:01:13And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:18Jen Longfellow.
01:01:19Oh, thank you.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:24Thank you guys so much.
01:01:27Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:28I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:01:39That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:42It was fun.
01:01:43It's very too bad.
01:01:49They're, uh...
01:01:50Most time that's up.
01:01:51No.
01:01:51But who cares?
01:01:55Hell yeah.
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:59Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:01Damn.
01:02:02Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:07Everyone say it with me.
01:02:09Pervy princess.
01:02:10Pervy princess.
01:02:11Pervy princess.
01:02:17Wait.
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:19What are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:25His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:29Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:30If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:34I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy.
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:51You little skit!
01:02:53You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:01But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:10You can't do that!
01:03:11I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:23There was no internship.
01:03:25You lied to me!
01:03:33Hailey, catch.
01:03:39Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:45Oh, yeah, no can do.
01:03:48All I have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:53humor.
01:03:54Oh, how can I refuse?
01:04:02Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:04:06We are going home right now.
01:04:09You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:04:14You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:18Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:22And it's because of Hailey.
01:04:24And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:27And best believe me, I can.
01:04:29I'll say this.
01:04:31It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:36Joy pride.
01:04:44I am so proud of you.
01:04:47I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:50That was terrifying.
01:04:52It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before.
01:04:55Well, so...
01:04:57I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:00Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:03Yeah, you do.
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08I love you, too.
01:05:10I love you, too.
01:05:11I love you, too.
01:05:14I love you, too.
01:05:15I love you, too.
01:05:16I love you, too.
01:05:16I love you, too.
01:05:16I love you, too.
01:05:17I love you, too.
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