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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:36a 4,000-word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42You've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Oh, come on.
00:02:56That's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Sure.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright.
00:03:22Bye.
00:03:22Bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:56just don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I, uh, any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18What?
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I'm, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19Oh.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I just side the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:34I'm not gonna go out.
00:08:35I'm not gonna go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Oh, look.
00:09:20Here's the kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unmanged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59You missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:31Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:38It's already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:43Ah, yes it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:46You can't do it.
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:17And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:28I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:36Oh, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43You alright?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh, my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, you too?
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You got pregnant, huh?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15I don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be.
00:14:55A roommate.
00:14:56My brother's best friend.
00:14:58Screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours.
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go on a night?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18Nope!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:59Stop fighting me!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03I'm taking that V-card out there.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:14Please stop!
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:24Oh!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:43Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:43Brett, this is a total over-reaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:07or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on, let's go.
00:20:35Hey, hey.
00:20:37What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:41Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Just say it.
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:39You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:51Allison, stop it.
00:22:58Listen.
00:22:59There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:29Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing?
00:23:37We're outing everything.
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Ali, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04It takes time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Ali called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:29and beat your ass.
00:24:30It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye, and
00:24:41so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:56Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of it to, I don't know, like an urgent
00:24:59care right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on?
00:25:16We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ali.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:19You almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:26Hey, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. No hands-on.
00:27:05Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:24Just need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Excuse me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:09Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Bucky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:20You wanna play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're dead.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Brett?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:52And done!
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13Nice meat.
00:30:30Oh my...
00:30:32It's fucking hot!
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Oh my god.
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:41No problem.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah.
00:30:45Yeah, for sure.
00:30:46Here.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:48I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it.
00:30:55How do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine.
00:31:01Just...
00:31:01It's okay.
00:31:02Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:08You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10Ended.
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16Alright.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry.
00:31:19Alright?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't know.
00:31:28It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:33thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had...
00:31:37Oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44You okay?
00:31:45You alright?
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00You got all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Um...
00:32:04I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey.
00:32:36Uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:06Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You wanna fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you.
00:33:33Get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:46I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick of you.
00:33:48I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:57and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:18All right.
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47Sturdy.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you as...
00:35:11As your best friend's sister?
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:15As...
00:35:16More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:24I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:28But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:44Break a leg.
00:35:48Roger.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Oh, yeah.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:04Woo!
00:36:08Shout out loud.
00:36:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah.
00:36:22Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:28Oh, yeah.
00:36:30Oh, yeah.
00:36:31Oh, yeah.
00:36:32Oh, yeah.
00:36:33Who is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:42Oh, yeah.
00:36:43Serious is so hot. I mean damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:49Body in that uniform. Wow, you're lucky tonight
00:36:54Stay with me. I don't have to see girls like that. They always come running to guys like me
00:37:00I'm telling you right now. You don't fuck off. The only thing that's gonna be chasing is my fist
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line for the 20 the 10
00:37:25Hey
00:37:43Congrats on the win captain. That was really good. Thank you. You know, it's a true. It's just another Tuesday
00:37:48for me
00:38:06He actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:13Yes
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28Come on Allison, let's give the people what they want. I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:37Ah but i want it
00:38:39You, you, you, you, you, you, you!
00:38:47Oh my God!
00:38:53Wait.
00:38:55What?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:03Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:32I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:35But it feels so right.
00:39:38I've never wanted to end.
00:39:39Are you okay?
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:52Oh, shit.
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene.
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:00I'm making a scene.
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:15I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:19No, no, no.
00:40:20You cut the crap.
00:40:21You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:23I promise.
00:40:24Do not bullshit me.
00:40:25Do not bullshit me.
00:40:26Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:29Fucking lying.
00:40:30I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:34I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:36Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:39You do not cross me.
00:40:40You do not.
00:40:41I promise you.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I sound like a mom.
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:58You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:01Just ask him.
00:41:02Hey, Brett.
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:06He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:12Do or die.
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries.
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:32Brett.
00:41:34What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:41Hi.
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:46You know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:51It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over.
00:41:56It's finished.
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:02No.
00:42:02Don't you dare look like that.
00:42:03I'm not doing it.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:16Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:21Because that's all this is.
00:42:22Yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:26I had two options.
00:42:27You and him.
00:42:28And I picked wrong.
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:36Chad's a predator.
00:42:37And a loser.
00:42:38And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can.
00:42:48Oh, is he hard?
00:42:56Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:08You know, biology.
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:20Allie!
00:43:21Brett!
00:43:22He goes out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit!
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:33Okay, cool.
00:43:34Allie, hey!
00:43:35Oh, my God, he's coming.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:38Just get under.
00:43:38Get on what?
00:43:39Brett!
00:43:39Allie, I have to get down.
00:43:45Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Shown alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Why?
00:43:50I'm naked!
00:43:51Get out!
00:43:53You're...
00:43:54You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:03I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:04You got it, so...
00:44:05I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job.
00:44:09You did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it.
00:44:12You kicked ass.
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:15An asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:35Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:37It's a game.
00:44:38Everyone does it.
00:44:40A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:48So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:59They won't be.
00:45:02Okay, thanks.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:15Don't drown.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:16Okay?
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:27The only one's gonna die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:35I have to ask you something.
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:38On a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56Got plans, Allie.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:17Rhett?
00:46:21I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:27Except his are with Rita.
00:46:29Not me.
00:46:31Not me.
00:46:39Look.
00:46:40Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:42She's finally getting back.
00:46:43Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:53Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:57Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:14$15?
00:47:15For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:18It's ambitious.
00:47:20You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing.
00:47:43No, you're nothing.
00:47:44Especially compared to her.
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second,
00:48:08and then you defend me the next.
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:14Allison.
00:48:15Party at my place.
00:48:17Celebrating the big win.
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:21You're not interested.
00:48:23She's a grown woman.
00:48:25She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:36Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:43No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:11Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:14Really, for me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal.
00:49:27There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:33It's his loss.
00:49:34My gain.
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:42Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:53You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00Come on.
00:50:15Damn it.
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:20You're already here.
00:50:31Fine.
00:50:33But I play to win.
00:50:39Check it out.
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00Excuse me.
00:51:01What are you doing?
00:51:01Get off of me.
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:08How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:11No more of these stupid games.
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:30Oh my god.
00:51:31Oh shit.
00:51:34Oh shit.
00:51:40Emily!
00:51:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:51:45Hey.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:47Hold on.
00:51:53Oh my god.
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:57Hey.
00:51:58Hey.
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:03I can't feel it.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:06Breathe.
00:52:07Just try to breathe.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:11I'm going to be okay.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:14Let's get you.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:15Let's get you.
00:52:20Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:24Move.
00:52:26Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:28Here you go.
00:52:28Put you down.
00:52:28Hurry.
00:52:29You know, you could have died.
00:52:32And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:36close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, all right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47I don't know how this works.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry.
00:52:51I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse.
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:13Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:25You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:34That's the worst thing.
00:53:35Don't say that.
00:53:36I did.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:37I fell in love with you.
00:53:38I'm in love with you.
00:53:39Stop.
00:53:39Stop.
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:41I know that.
00:53:42I know.
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:42Every single time I saw you with him, I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more
00:54:47to me than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:56I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:15I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see every time.
00:55:41I want you to take me right here.
00:55:47I want you to take me right now.
00:56:01So what do we know?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine.
00:56:18I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you.
00:56:27You know, Ron loves it very much.
00:56:29He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much I love you.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:56:43I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:53I know.
00:56:56But it's just for a little.
00:56:59Until we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I don't want to hear what.
00:57:06It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:43Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:53Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:55He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:58:00Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you.
00:58:03Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:08Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:11Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:13Holy shit.
00:58:15That is literal trash.
00:58:16But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:25Palms my center.
00:58:27Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:29Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:30Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh, my God.
00:58:39Someone's coming.
00:58:40I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:45I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:03Hey.
00:59:04Are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot.
00:59:21Late.
00:59:41Brett!
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:45Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05I see what you're up to.
01:00:09Hey!
01:00:10Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:17Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:33thorough search.
01:00:34Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend. Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:44Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:46It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:49Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:51It's every girl's dream. I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:56I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:07Your turn, Scott.
01:01:09Sure, but I-
01:01:11Rita!
01:01:13Jackpot.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:19I knew it.
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:24Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:29Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay? Those aren't mine.
01:01:33Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:38I've never seen those. I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:42It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:45They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:49Did you forget? I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning.
01:01:52Yeah, sorry. I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:55He's right. They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:04I just...
01:02:06They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:15All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:19Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks. Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:29Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough, Rita. My decision is final.
01:02:44Listen up. When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:52That's the point.
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading. So tragic.
01:02:57I can't do that. Coach will kill me.
01:02:59Fine.
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:03I know everything, girls.
01:03:05Every dirty little secret.
01:03:07Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:23What happened back there? How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something in your bag. So I swapped it out.
01:03:33I knew it. I knew she was up to something. You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten
01:03:37minutes before.
01:03:39Yeah, she was throwing up. It was when we were... when we were having... bone sex.
01:03:51So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale. Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:03:56stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you... do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head. I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:08I'm being serious, too. Allison.
01:04:10Perfectest who you are, okay?
01:04:13I'll always be there... to catch you on your phone. Always.
01:04:21Alright, on the count, you both perform an elevated prep. Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:40Okay, Allison. Hey, great job, you guys. You killed it.
01:05:08Hey. I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:17I guess that makes me like a bag of cheerleaders or something, huh?
01:05:21Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:30That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:32Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:35Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:43Oh, my gosh.
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:47All right, everyone.
01:05:48In light of performances and character,
01:05:51I am so proud to announce Alison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:59Wow.
01:06:01Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:03I'm proud of you.
01:06:04Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:09That's game.
01:06:10State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:14Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16It's not what you wanted.
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:18Because you did good.
01:06:19That's all that matters.
01:06:20Thanks, bro.
01:06:21I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:22I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Alison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:30Y'all do private shows.
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:37Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:42Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:44You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:45I hate your dreams.
01:06:47How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:49so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:55Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there,
01:07:03considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:06You shameless whore.
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:09I'm a woman.
01:07:10I do.
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:27Run!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:33Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:36Get my office now!
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:41Let's...
01:07:42We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44All right.
01:07:46You sure you're on me?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:53You could have broken your hand.
01:07:55Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:57Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:00Shut up.
01:08:07You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:12me out.
01:08:14Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:16Let's go see the hero.
01:08:18Oh, shit, no, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:23I won't let him.
01:08:24Let's tell him.
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of the entire team.
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:32What do you mind, you?
01:08:33Let's hide.
01:08:34All right.
01:08:39All right.
01:08:40Brett.
01:08:41Brett, you in there?
01:08:42Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:45God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:50You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:08:58Do you need a hand, man?
01:08:59No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:08You gotta be quiet.
01:09:12Let's see what happens.
01:09:15Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:18Hey, you know what?
01:09:18It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:31I feel what you did.
01:09:33I feel what you did.
01:09:35It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:39100.
01:09:41Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:43We got your food.
01:09:44It's gonna get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:46I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:50All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:53Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:54You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:00health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:21It's good.
01:10:25Is she gonna help me?
01:10:27No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the half-time show is gonna break the internet.
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:06Leave it.
01:11:08Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:10You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:14She bought it.
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:17And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:21Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's...
01:11:27That's not true.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:29I don't care.
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:32She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:35Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh, really?
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:45He said he had good stuff.
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:51Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:53I have proof.
01:11:56I know real doctors.
01:11:58I've got pills.
01:12:00Allie,
01:12:01no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:07This is insane, okay?
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:11Oh, sweetie.
01:12:12It's all coming out now.
01:12:13I saw her taking pills.
01:12:15For practice.
01:12:16We trusted you.
01:12:17Cheater!
01:12:18Suck.
01:12:20Hey, anybody who messes with her,
01:12:22messes with me.
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:25She's using you.
01:12:26For the clout?
01:12:27For the status?
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:31A total bottom feeder.
01:12:33You know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit.
01:12:34It's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:38if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:42Listen, just...
01:12:42Please listen to me.
01:12:44Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this.
01:12:49And here come the pretzels.
01:12:52All right, that's enough.
01:12:53That's enough.
01:12:54Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:57as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:00I have no choice.
01:13:02Alison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:04from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:14Hold on.
01:13:15Hold it.
01:13:16If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:20that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:22with the right body.
01:13:23No more pills, no more purging,
01:13:24no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely.
01:13:28Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:29any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:35This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:38not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Now, for the drugs.
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:49You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:55These are common supplements.
01:13:57Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing
01:13:59her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:05and she's been shaming them,
01:14:06degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:08Now, every body is different,
01:14:09but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:12Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:13one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:15She threatened the total control
01:14:17that Rita had over the entire squad,
01:14:19and it's horrible.
01:14:20Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true. He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch!
01:14:39You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:54Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:00Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:02you weren't crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:05Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:07What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:12Mr. Williams!
01:15:16Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:19of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:25from all school activities.
01:15:26What? No!
01:15:27My father...
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:31but I assure you,
01:15:32his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:34You can take him away.
01:15:36Marty's over liquor.
01:15:37No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:38This isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you,
01:15:43Ms. Scott,
01:15:44on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now,
01:15:53you can consider yourself
01:15:54officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:58You can consider yourself
01:15:59officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone.
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:09But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:13Woo!
01:16:15Let's win!
01:16:27Yeah!
01:16:28What?
01:16:28Yes!
01:16:29Take university wins it all!
01:16:32Woo!
01:16:32Go!
01:16:35Yes!
01:16:36Yes!
01:16:37Go!
01:16:47Kiss!
01:16:48Kiss!
01:16:49Kiss!
01:16:50Kiss!
01:16:50Kiss!
01:16:51Kiss!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:53Kiss!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:16:58Hey!
01:16:59Allison!
01:17:03The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:10He's cool, isn't it?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
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