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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:54You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:02You've already done.
01:02See you back.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:11Get lost forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:26You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go.
01:31Let's go.
01:32Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
01:36Let's go.
01:37Let's go.
01:38Get out soon.
01:44Good job.
01:45I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48You're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made trouble, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever.
02:21Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, she took a break, made
02:33a mistake, when she made trouble, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us
02:47forever.
02:51Good job, give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, get us forever, get us
03:06forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever.
03:21You stand in my heart
03:25You stand...
03:51Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:55Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:27I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Yeah
05:20Hey, everybody
05:27I'm so excited
05:34I can have a tour
05:34I can have a tour
05:35I think, but I'm really awkward
05:35Just ready to go
05:35I can have a tour
05:35I'm really weird
05:36I could have a tour
05:36I can have a tour
05:37I can have a tour
05:39I can have a tour
05:39I can have a tour
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No.
09:24No, you come here.
09:32No, you come here.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37No.
09:44oh wow wow you think this will be enough fuck off
10:27oh my god
10:45is he okay
10:50oh
10:58Is he okay?
11:28It's okay.
11:30It's okay.
11:30It's okay.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:57Hold on.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:22No, the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hard.
13:07I can't wait.
13:23I should go.
13:27I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's starting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch her the
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice? He fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Vani. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Is that what JJ thinks it is?
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here longer.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:25No, I did not answer your question.
18:38You need to meet me.
18:39Yeah, let's see.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You should be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:54you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still a mess.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Is it not?
19:06It's not a mess.
19:07No, not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a mess.
19:14It's not a mess.
19:16It's not a mess.
19:16It's not a mess, which you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when we are.
19:23Our brother is injured.
19:25The team is played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's a guilty of.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who did you have to do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:48You don't know what it is.
19:56Your mother?
20:00She doesn't know what it is.
20:03I have to do it in your mother.
20:07Where did you go?
20:10Where did you go?
20:11Where did you go?
20:12Where did you go?
20:13Of course.
20:17Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:20We need to go.
20:21In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yeah, you ready?
20:31We go.
20:34We'll try.
20:34Of course.
20:35Of course.
20:35You're on the other side.
20:36I'm always supposed to be on the other side.
20:38And the young man isICK.
20:40You're done with him.
20:42He needs to be done.
20:44Not with me.
20:46He needs to be done.
20:47He needs to be done for the America.
20:48It's a good time.
20:51He's been living on your hands.
20:53He's been living on a good.
20:54It's a good time.
20:55It's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's a problem with the leader.
20:59You're too much talking about it.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar.
21:18He's going to give me a bottle.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From the beginning of the year.
21:27You're an angel.
21:28I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting.
21:52Dominika.
21:57Dominika, Sasha.
21:59Dominika.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For the people who have been the son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I'm sure it's worth it, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:25I don't know.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29You're a fool.
22:30You're a fool.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36You don't care about these crazy games.
22:39When you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yeah, really.
22:44Hunter and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey is not going through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year.
22:52You'll win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yeah, this year.
22:55I think that he's been so armed.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's a bad guy.
23:04You're a bad guy.
23:06We're not going through the team.
23:08You're kind of a bad guy.
23:08We're well-known.
23:11You're a bad guy.
23:14You can win this will ever be.
23:15You can win this one.
23:17You can win this one.
23:18Chicago, not that before, in the final, it will be San Francisco, and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Coupe Xenia in the year before, than I saw with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:42Yes, but you need to talk about it.
23:48We will see you in the future.
23:50Bye-bye.
23:52Bye-bye.
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:04There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10There are clubs with your head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:18And the boys...
24:21Well...
24:22Have you seen the French boys?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:32Please.
24:34Don't do anything.
24:37You shouldn't have been thinking about it.
24:41You shouldn't fight.
24:43Do you flirt with me in the answer?
24:49When you were happy,
24:53you'd be happy.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12It was a danger.
25:14It was a danger.
25:17If you remember me, don't change me.
25:21You're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:21Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a go, man.
26:37There's ginger ale in the fridge.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Come on, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it.
26:52Hey, Dan.
26:53Stop.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh...
28:42None.
28:42You're the fucking best, Gollander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking.
28:49That is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's been showing kids how obviously the final match.
29:08That's an animal!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:37Wow, nice watch!
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Two seconds.
29:42Maybe 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now...
29:47Presenting the worst talent.
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?dlese
29:52and Sean Hall.
29:59But the most important thing
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great. Give me your number. I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Hallen Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:08And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:26I'll shut it up,
34:26I can't take this much in the end.
34:26I'm gonna get you done.
34:28You got the next thing.
34:28I'm gonna get you done.
34:29I can't find out why I'm in this position,
34:31OK?
34:32I need you all.
34:33Um,
34:33I'm gonna get to find out.
34:34especially since the team,
34:35I'm gonna ask you like,
34:36I'll throw the powerfight.
34:38It's gonna,
34:38I'll be like,
34:38this is gonna stay.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch you.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I'll go.
36:54What?
36:56What?
37:10I want to watch you.
37:10I want to watch you.
37:10I want to watch you.
37:11marry yourself.
37:15I know you ask me.
37:17I feel love you.
37:17I know you.
37:17I know you're about this.
37:18I know you're about to pre-web воды.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:23You know you're about to stay in for wherever you can.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:26I need you
38:54I need you
38:57I need you
39:09I need you
39:15I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04It's very déjà .
41:10So, uh, I think I have to go home.
41:11And I could play with me.
41:16I get down with bible?
41:16Yeah, what am I to be?
41:20I understand.
41:22I don't know.
41:23I know.
41:28So, uh.
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