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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:55You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:03See you back.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go.
01:31All right.
01:50Let's go.
01:51Let's go.
01:58Let's go.
02:00You think I'll never, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor, get us forever,
02:14get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever.
02:29Welcome back out on the ice for Boston's honor to have us forever.
02:34I know, I'm having a awesome game tonight, I know, I'm not gonna take a break.
02:38Here's what's his name, he said everything, good thrones, help me to have us forever, get us from home.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon, I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know your heart, the light hushed over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:13You're lost to the relevant and standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my heart
03:25You're stuck
03:26You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
03:38You say you're scared
03:40I know those people do, you think the real world's on me
03:45Oh, in spite of everything, I guess I'm super silly
03:51Nice try, knock it out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking minute
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
04:02Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:08ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:11ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:11ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:11ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya,
04:17ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:32mean what I mean. They're burning a fake
04:33Rosanoff oxide right now. The fuck
04:36does that mean? They do it to you all the time
04:38in Boston. You want to see? Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me
04:42focus. Yeah, maybe it'll be weird
04:44somewhere else. I'm not even
04:46that weird. Whatever you need,
04:48Captain. Hey, Hollander,
04:50can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets
04:52in the time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does
04:58Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a
05:02complicated, nuanced game, but it would
05:04be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the
05:06other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear label.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost
05:14caught up to you in the scoring race. Want to know what he had
05:16to say about that this morning? No, I'll listen if he actually
05:18catches up to me. Thanks, guys.
05:36Bye.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:17No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:21Now, please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:55Oh, it's so close.
10:59Is he okay?
11:13He's okay.
11:16I'm not sure.
11:27He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:06Oh, God.
12:22What the hell?
12:22Another bezel, dude.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34I will show it now.
12:40I will show it now.
12:57I will show it now.
13:07I will show it now.
13:24I should go.
13:25I should go.
13:40I will...
13:40Is he probably happy there in Russia?
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come,
13:49but my mom is starting to wake up at 4 am to watch our game.
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right my father yes maybe my brother but who knows
14:04cool anyways i'm excited i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08dreaming of what bronze medal you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:19don't fuck yourself or else not
14:23such a good drink your cab is definitely here
14:37bye
14:46welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we're four
14:51days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here at
14:56sochi russia what an embarrassing end to a promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard pill to
15:02swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's captain
15:19all right there what's up motherfuckers
15:26all right there what's up motherfuckers
15:39boys hey holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny be nice they fucking lost lafia did you see
15:44that game yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle
15:48hey what did ross say about it
15:50uh i don't know
15:51nothing to me that's for sure
15:53i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh
15:56so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you
15:58okay
15:58trust me
15:58you look great and so ervani don't even stress
16:00oh good one
16:04does your room have that smell
16:06yes
16:07yes it does
16:08is it black mold
16:09is this what jj thinks it is
16:11he's probably right
16:12the good news is we're not gonna be here long
16:14all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating
16:16my buddy joe is in that program
16:17we're trying together
16:19would you guys uh be cool to do that
16:21i'd love to show up for him
16:22hell yeah man
16:23show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26what do you mean
16:29well
16:29i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:32i mean
16:33fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:36hey here's me
16:38russia is not safe for folks like that
16:41fucking balls of steel man
17:14man your buddy fucking killed it
17:16fuck yeah he did
17:20i'm just gonna find the bathroom
17:40hey
17:46not here
17:47no
17:48i'm not
17:50i saw you up here i wanted to see how you're doing
17:53fine
17:54go sit down
17:58we
17:58we are not anything
18:01go away holander
18:09are you okay
18:11please
18:12please go
18:14you didn't answer my text
18:17no i did not answer your boring text
18:19now you go
18:23fuck
18:24fuck
18:24fuck
18:36тебе надо подстричься
18:38да
18:39отец
18:42министр все еще хочет с тобой встретиться сегодня вечером
18:45невзирая ни на что
18:48это честь для меня
18:50ты должен быть поощрен честью
18:52после вчерашнего
18:54ты проиграл
18:58латвии
18:59латвии
19:00и он еще пьес
19:03как ты допустил до этого
19:05тебе не стыдно
19:06мне стыдно отец
19:07но не настолько
19:08они не учат тебя дисциплине в этой американской лиге
19:12это не игра халтура
19:14настоящий позор это не оправдывать
19:17надежды которые ты показывал в детстве
19:19сейчас я играю лучше чем когда-либо
19:21наш брата травмирован
19:25команда не сыграно
19:26сыграно
19:27что это за американский абсурд
19:29что это сыграно
19:30ты капитан
19:32ты делаешь их сыгранными
19:33всегда ищешь кого-то виноватым
19:36с самого детства
19:42кто это тебе завязывал
19:45твоя мама
19:47она не умеет этого делать
19:53нет отец
19:56мама умерла
20:00ты не помнишь
20:03я имел ввиде тут твоя мачеха
20:06а где полина
20:08в москве
20:11конечно
20:17нам нужно идти
20:19на голове вечера
20:23чтобы ему встретиться с министром
20:28да
20:29готов
20:31пошли
20:33конечно
20:34вратарь всегда
20:35самый край
20:35все всегда опирается в вольтаре
20:38а выделились
20:39ну что с ним
20:40не ну он не был в форме
20:42но
20:42хочешь
20:42пусть дом остается
20:44ему надо отдыхать
20:46еще призы всех на Америке
20:48надо зарабатывать
20:49хорош
20:50хорош
20:51слишком хорош
20:52за вас
20:52да
20:53за
20:53но это проблема
20:55с лидерством
20:56это всегда проблема
20:57лидерства
20:59он слишком всему верен
21:01а
21:02слишком
21:03на вас
21:04наверное
21:05слишком много разговоров
21:08ты с мой ангелом
21:09ты тоже иногда
21:10слишком много разговариваешь
21:11особенно когда
21:12дело касается хоккея
21:14только когда мы выигрываем папа
21:16я веду Льюбар
21:18ему явно нужно
21:19еще один мокал
21:21ты смотри
21:22как она его за собой
21:24а
21:24с самого детства
21:26спасибо
21:27мильский ангел
21:28было бы замуровать
21:29если ты бы это запомнил
21:31я хочу выпить
21:33у меня есть что-то поинтереснее
21:57домининка
22:04саша
22:05я думаю
22:05ты неплохо играл
22:07я бы сказал спасибо
22:08но я знаю что ты не смотрел
22:09ни одной игры
22:10для того кто всю жизнь
22:12был сыном тренера по хоккею
22:14ты умудрился
22:15этого избежать
22:16я иногда
22:17обращаю внимание
22:19когда ясно что стоит
22:21обращаю внимание
22:22в любом случае
22:23это не имеет значения
22:24для тебя
22:25не имеет
22:27почему ты так решила
22:28мой отец
22:29твой отец сволочь
22:30который в любом случае
22:31тебя накажет
22:32тебе надо перестать
22:34волноваться о том
22:35что он думает
22:36и плевать на эти
22:37дурацкие игры
22:39когда у тебя есть
22:39реальный шанс
22:40на кубок в этом году
22:41правда?
22:42да
22:42правда
22:43хантри адмиры
22:45не пройдут через
22:45Нью-Джерси
22:46Нью-Джерси
22:47не пройдет через
22:48Холландера
22:49и Монреаль
22:50я думаю
22:51что в этом году
22:52ты сможешь победить
22:52Монреаль
22:53в этом году?
22:54да
22:54в этом году
22:55потому что я думаю
22:56что Митко травмирован
23:00откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02она экстрессанс
23:03а с травмированным
23:05братарем далеко не уедешь
23:07как вы тут с командой
23:08довольно
23:09неплохо показали
23:11слушай
23:12это Восток
23:14а потом ты сможешь победить
23:15ты сможешь победить
23:16кого угодно
23:17на Западе
23:18на Чикаго
23:19не то что раньше
23:21в финале
23:22скорее всего
23:22окажется
23:23Сан-Франциско
23:24и
23:24они хороши
23:26но
23:26слишком молоды
23:27так ты и выиграешь
23:29кубок сцены
23:29на год раньше
23:30чем я поспорила с отцом
23:36нет спасибо
23:37не пора спать
23:38завтра нужно
23:39идеально выглядеть
23:41ты всегда
23:42идеально
23:42выиграешь
23:43верно
23:44но вам нужно
23:45еще
23:45договориться
23:48увидимся
23:49в Боцине
23:50пока
23:51пока
23:56ну что
24:00как приезд
24:01Саша
24:02там классно
24:06я просто обожаю это место
24:09клубы
24:11это полбашки
24:13девушки
24:15просто прелесть
24:16а
24:18мальчики
24:19ну
24:21ты же видел
24:23французских
24:23парней
24:24да
24:26Илья
24:32боже
24:34боже
24:35вообще
24:35ничего
24:37ты не
24:38не
24:39не
24:39не
24:40не
24:41не
24:42судишь
24:42не
24:44флортуешь
24:45в ответе
24:49раньше
24:50тебя
24:52веселее
24:56умеешь
25:08здесь
25:10серьезно
25:12опасность
25:13раньше
25:14возбуждала
25:15тебя
25:15если память
25:18меня не изменяет
25:21мы уже не дети
25:23Саша
25:25да
25:27это точно
25:32прекрати
25:34ладно
25:36поехали куда-нибудь
25:39нет
25:50ладно
25:51я найду
25:53вечеринку
26:03окей
26:04пока
26:04Илья
26:06был рад
26:07тебя видит
26:24нет
26:27я
26:27я
26:28я
26:28я
26:29я
26:29да
26:30нет
26:30о
26:32я
26:32я
26:33дер
26:37я
26:38я
26:38это
26:39это
26:39не
26:39что
26:42чувак
26:43к
26:45ты
26:46не
26:47к
26:47м
26:47против
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, all-and-er.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit, show, cock-sucking.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Delia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
29:00leading his team in block shots.
29:02He showed kids to obviously the top of the match.
29:31Literally hundreds of times.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free?
29:40What the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:33goes to...
30:46Good night.
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:08Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if he will?
34:11Good luck to me.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:39Now take off your clothes.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show it for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch you.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54No, no, no.
36:57No, no, no.
37:22That would kind of say it has been more of a show.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23you i need you
39:06i need you
39:26I saw Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:10Yeah, but...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
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