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00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37you Monty!
00:05:42Yeah!
00:06:04Are you alright?
00:06:08She finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke!
00:06:13Yuck.
00:06:14The big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Paige.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Paige.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:33Bobby!
00:06:37Oh, look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:48Oh, your feet, yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzies!
00:07:04Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:07Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacey!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacey!
00:07:41And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacey's part.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Of the element.
00:08:26Or...
00:08:27I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not gonna get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha ha ha!
00:08:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives, waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it.
00:09:00It's just a matter of time.
00:09:02Before I move to the front of your life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make,
00:09:08you gotta believe that I gotta work.
00:09:11Ha ha ha!
00:09:12Ha ha ha ha!
00:09:13I'm saying, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
00:09:16Even if I wanna shout out loud, now, now.
00:09:19Somebody stay on me, baby, you see.
00:09:22Gonna stay now, enjoy me, yeah.
00:09:27A little smokey.
00:09:30Oh!
00:09:31If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just...
00:09:36Talking about...
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do if it was getting you to notice.
00:09:42I'm alone...
00:09:44All I need is have a chance, a second thought, a second quest will prove.
00:09:49I got whatever it takes.
00:09:51It's a piece of cake.
00:09:53Stand up!
00:09:55Aaaaaaah!
00:09:56Wow!
00:09:57Woo!
00:09:57Look at that guy!
00:09:59Well, tomorrow's the only place you'll see.
00:10:02Gonna stand up!
00:10:05Let's go!
00:10:07Ooh!
00:10:08Ooh!
00:10:08Ooh!
00:10:08Ooh!
00:10:09Ooh!
00:10:10Ooh!
00:10:11Ooh!
00:10:12Ooh!
00:10:14Ooh!
00:10:15We're busted!
00:10:17Hmm.
00:10:24Come on!
00:10:25Smile!
00:10:27Smiley wily!
00:10:30Oh, come on, Kimmy.
00:10:33Give me a drink.
00:10:36Mm!
00:10:38Ooh!
00:10:39Ooh!
00:10:39Ooh!
00:10:49Stop goofing around. We've got work to do.
00:10:53Okay, Gibby. Back to mommy now.
00:10:58You're so cute little girl.
00:11:02Oh, come back and see me.
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children.
00:11:08You have such a way with children.
00:11:12Okay, now. Who's next over here?
00:11:15Oh, side goof. Let a pro show you how it's done.
00:11:18Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious.
00:11:26You lucky woman.
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.
00:11:30It's picture time.
00:11:32Peek-a-boo.
00:11:32She is so cute.
00:11:34Peek-a-boo.
00:11:36Of course, Pete. You sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really? Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping.
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots and...
00:12:10Oh, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:29Huh?
00:12:31Max, look.
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a.
00:12:35Huh.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention.
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski.
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming.
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:03Hey, Maz, uh, uh, what's up, bro?
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:25Stacey, no, I don't want to talk to him.
00:13:29Ahem.
00:13:31Ahem.
00:13:33Tap him.
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay, really.
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know, he's, he's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's, uh, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah, Stacey's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with me, that
00:14:18is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:23Well, I was sorta kinda thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:31Terrific.
00:14:31Wonderful.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:33Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne, we don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I'd better be going.
00:14:39I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Woohoo!
00:14:54Woohoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumbo!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:05Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with her.
00:15:09Do with her.
00:15:11Miss Maybone!
00:15:13Yes, sir!
00:15:14Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away, sir!
00:15:17Woo!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:20Uh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max?
00:15:28Oh, my gosh.
00:15:29Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof.
00:15:31He's in trouble.
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42Well, it couldn't be mine.
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48before he ends up in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:23Lake Destiny.
00:16:26Okay, kiddo.
00:16:28Now, smile!
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Lake Hootabro!
00:16:32You were right, Pete. Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son. You said so
00:16:38yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing with my boy.
00:16:44Yeah. Okay, precious. Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy, fishy.
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Well, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max.
00:17:04Wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:10I just heard about you and Roxanne.
00:17:12Oh, Peach, go, get that out.
00:17:14See? See? I told you our plan would work.
00:17:18Max. Max.
00:17:19Peach, knock it off.
00:17:20Max. Maximum!
00:17:22Max. Max. Max! Max!
00:17:24Max! Max! Max! Max!
00:17:28Match, match, match, match.
00:17:30Yeah!
00:17:31All my neighbors have a chance.
00:17:32A second thought or second guess to prove.
00:17:35I got what it I'm gonna take.
00:17:37It's a piece of cake.
00:17:39To stand out above the crowd,
00:17:42even if I gotta shout out loud,
00:17:45your mind is the only thing you see.
00:17:48I'm gonna stand out.
00:17:50Stand out.
00:17:52Stand out.
00:17:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:55Stand out.
00:17:58Your mind is the only thing you see.
00:18:01Gonna stand out.
00:18:04So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are.
00:18:09Hello, Rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month,
00:18:13drop me a line.
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:35We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey!
00:18:40Got a present for you.
00:18:41No!
00:18:41Stop!
00:18:42I can't...
00:18:42I can't...
00:18:43I can't...
00:18:43I can't do it!
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58And now, it's your son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:05We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup.
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:10Two best buddies fishing our late destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops
00:19:26and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly!
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen, I'm telling you.
00:19:36Careful, though.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max.
00:19:42We will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But, uh...
00:19:47Seriously, there's this party I have to go to, see?
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age,
00:19:54I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now!
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Up in, Maxie!
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on!
00:20:21Off you!
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there!
00:20:24No!
00:20:24Come on, Maxie!
00:20:26Go for it!
00:20:27Get stuck!
00:20:29Let's bump me up!
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff!
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old pop knows best.
00:20:55But...
00:20:59Goodbye, house!
00:21:00Goodbye, mailbox!
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne!
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop someone first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:16Well...
00:21:19Dad, Dad, watch out!
00:21:22Don't get him over!
00:21:25Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting cancelled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max.
00:21:49Does...
00:21:50Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Oh, wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:59Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:02Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:07have a seat?
00:22:09He...
00:22:09Uh-oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I...
00:22:25was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and...
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33It... Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I... Max, I understand.
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um...
00:22:47Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh, my dad...
00:23:00Um...
00:23:01Knows...
00:23:01Knows Powerline.
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Come on, son!
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll!
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:09Just a minute!
00:23:11You...
00:23:11Party...
00:23:12Animal you!
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:18Absolutely.
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You...
00:23:23Aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well...
00:23:26I guess...
00:23:26Because...
00:23:27I was hoping...
00:23:28I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you...
00:23:30On stage when we join Powerline for the final number.
00:23:33This is incredible!
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah!
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max.
00:23:45Oh, man.
00:23:46I'll see you on TV!
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
00:23:59They walked!
00:24:01Well, here we are.
00:24:02Out on the open road.
00:24:03Retracing the steps of my boyhood.
00:24:06And...
00:24:06Here's...
00:24:08Maxie!
00:24:09Say hi, Max!
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:16What a getter!
00:24:25Hmm...
00:24:25Fun games I used to play with my dad.
00:24:28Road bingo.
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie!
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:32Let's play a game.
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is.
00:24:36Uh...
00:24:36Man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man.
00:24:38A man?
00:24:40Uh...
00:24:41That's a toughie.
00:24:42Uh...
00:24:42Let's see.
00:24:44Walt Disney!
00:24:45Right.
00:24:46I'm good at this.
00:24:48Now, uh...
00:24:48I'll think of one.
00:24:50Hmm...
00:24:53Oh!
00:24:54You wanna sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!
00:25:01High hopes!
00:25:03He's got high hopes!
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky!
00:25:10That's a hay!
00:25:11Hoops!
00:25:12Hoops, Hoops!
00:25:15Hoops!
00:25:16Hoops, there goes another rubber drink!
00:25:21Hoops!
00:25:22There goes another Hoops!
00:25:24Hoops!
00:25:25In Chaos!
00:25:27Hoops!
00:25:28There goes another Hoops!
00:25:28Hoops-
00:25:29Oh, hoops!
00:25:34Dad, now we don't have any music.
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:32All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52because now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:58Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:00I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:06Be a Max, relaxing like the old days.
00:27:10Stand dragging breath and acne.
00:27:12And a buddy buddy kind of mad.
00:27:15I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that highway, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be a man out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy, boys!
00:27:31Is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be getting told!
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41because I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:48There's the week of rest and relaxation
00:27:53and the odd romantic episode.
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:58I'm telephoronizing your bust.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi,
00:28:01my dust from now on.
00:28:03I all feel good road.
00:28:06It's me and little Maxi,
00:28:08my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10They're part of this forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yeehaw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi
00:28:16and get me out of here
00:28:18to Beverly Hills, 90210?
00:28:22Oh, every day,
00:28:24another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile,
00:28:28another new zip code.
00:28:31And the girls we have,
00:28:33I'm here for the cook.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:37I'm feeling fancy free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be.
00:28:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:54oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:29:14Dad, you're going to get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:38No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is going to be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Kiss the drawing.
00:30:11Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:28Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather round, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Help by yelpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Park.
00:30:47Join in, folks, it's yodlin' time.
00:30:51No way.
00:30:56Lester's Possum Park.
00:30:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:31:01Yay!
00:31:03Yay!
00:31:05Yay!
00:31:08Don't you want to be?
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:09A-hangin' from a tree.
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you.
00:31:12And the parkin's always free.
00:31:15Here at Lester's Possum Park.
00:31:21Possum Park.
00:31:25Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back when a little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:49I know.
00:31:51You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See?
00:31:55Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05Oh, no, no, Dad, not that.
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Why, you son?
00:32:26Hey, everyone.
00:32:27Check out the door.
00:32:28Say, pass away.
00:32:30Say, see, press.
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:35Oh!
00:32:36Get in, get in, get in!
00:32:38Get out!
00:32:39Get out!
00:32:40Get out!
00:32:40Get in, get out!
00:32:41Get out!
00:32:42That's my spirit!
00:32:43Maxie!
00:32:45Whoa!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:48Stop, please!
00:32:49No!
00:32:50No!
00:32:51That's good.
00:32:51He's a person!
00:32:53Get out!
00:32:53No!
00:32:54No!
00:32:54Oh
00:33:25Max
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do trying to get away from you me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it. I thought we was having fun. What's the matter? Nothing. Let's just go
00:33:41Come on
00:33:54Oh
00:33:54Dropped your hat
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation. You drive me from home. You gave me this dumb car. They drive a million
00:34:02miles away
00:34:02You see some stupid right show
00:34:05Call me when the trips over
00:34:15Oh
00:34:46Oh
00:34:53Hey Max you want to get in some fishing practice just a couple of days till we get to Lake
00:34:59destiny
00:35:01Maybe later
00:35:23Oh
00:35:38Now that's camping you say something max
00:35:48Oh
00:35:49Mate goofy
00:35:51What a serendipity do-dah who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here? Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all I'm doing you to me
00:36:15Oh, what a goob
00:36:46To stand out
00:36:46To the power line concert
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable man
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on everybody in town knows about it max
00:36:54You are gonna be famous buddy
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne
00:37:00There's uh
00:37:01Only one person who doesn't know about it yet peach
00:37:03Hmm
00:37:05My dad
00:37:06So tell me goof
00:37:08Is that kitty yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10Oh, I don't know what's wrong?
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives max further away
00:37:17Maybe you oughta just back off
00:37:18I don't know
00:37:19Wrong goof
00:37:20Look
00:37:21If you keep them under your thumb
00:37:23They'll never end up in the gutter
00:37:32Too bad Pete
00:37:33Almost
00:37:35Almost
00:37:36Watch this
00:37:37PJ
00:37:40Here sir, coming sir, yes sir
00:37:47Woohoo
00:37:48Strike ola
00:37:49Yee-haw
00:37:49Thank you
00:37:50Thank you
00:37:50Yes
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild
00:37:54High five son
00:37:55Psyche
00:37:58Say goof
00:37:59Why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool
00:38:01Oh, no thanks Pete
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow
00:38:06So, uh
00:38:08What are we having?
00:38:09But Max, I thought
00:38:10I wonder you're some goof
00:38:15Maximilian
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man
00:38:17We're going fishing
00:38:21And I mean now
00:38:29Dad, I don't even know how to fish
00:38:34Oh, now, come on
00:38:34That never stopped me
00:38:35Let me show you a little family secret
00:38:38Handed down through about twelve or thirteen goof generations
00:38:42The perfect cast
00:38:43The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age
00:38:49Okay now, watch carefully
00:38:52You gotta be loose
00:38:56Relaxed
00:38:56With your feet apart
00:38:58With your feet apart
00:38:59Ten o'clock
00:39:00Two o'clock
00:39:01Quarter to three
00:39:02Tour your way
00:39:04Twist
00:39:04Over
00:39:05Pot-a-doo
00:39:06I'm a little T-pot
00:39:07Damn, I'll wind up
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly
00:39:14The perfect cast
00:39:18Tighten
00:39:19Two o'clock
00:39:27More
00:39:30And now
00:39:31We reel her in
00:39:33disgusting
00:39:34And now
00:39:35popped
00:39:36Bobby
00:39:36Oof
00:39:37And now
00:39:45Whoa!
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:55Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't wanna miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, da-da-dad?
00:40:05It's Fat Foot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:13What's the idea to-
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:23Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Fable for Selva-
00:40:29Perfect spot!
00:40:31Quick, the sun rise!
00:40:34Hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:43Whoa!
00:40:46I can't believe it!
00:40:49Bigfoot!
00:40:50And I got the only video!
00:40:52We're gonna be famous!
00:40:59Let's just get out of here.
00:41:07Yeah!
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:36Nope.
00:41:38Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:47Is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:51I feel the alphabet soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad!
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around!
00:42:06He's coming!
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:54Oh, hi-dad soup!
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember hi-dad soup!
00:43:01Oh, come on, sure you do!
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, hi-dad soup.
00:43:07dad or maxi or ambidextrous yeah that's oh more little words like go hasta la vista like bye
00:43:15bye or i pledge allegiance or i love you is it soup yet oh i almost forgot
00:43:29wow where'd you learn to do that your granddad taught me that when we went to yosemite
00:43:35you two did a lot together huh yup
00:43:40my dad i'm sorry um um how's the soup not bad i'm not
00:43:52what muffin
00:44:01well we might as well get some shut eye i don't think we're going anywhere tonight
00:44:25my maxi
00:44:38oh
00:45:03Dear Roxanne,
00:45:06Couldn't sleep.
00:45:08So I thought I'd drop you a line.
00:45:11Dad and I are having a great time.
00:45:13We're only days away from L.A. and I can hardly wait for the big concert.
00:45:20More hi-dad soup, please.
00:45:29Dear Roxanne, I'm sorry I lied, but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
00:45:35He may never want to see me again, but man, I'm dead no matter what I do.
00:45:43I, I, I, I, I, I...
00:46:01I, I, I, I, I, I...
00:46:18Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:24Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, honey.
00:47:28Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs!
00:47:31Uh-oh!
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:46Here you go, kitty.
00:47:51Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:47:59Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dubbed my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head which-wayer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:21As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:31To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:48:33To the open road.
00:49:02Oh
00:49:15Oh, boy!
00:49:52Oh, boy!
00:50:04Oh, boy!
00:50:16Gorge!
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser, coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:29Classy choice there, navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33we've got the place surrounded see you goofs come out with your hands up you
00:50:41should have seen the look on your face you really had him fooled Pete me you
00:50:48jumped out of your skin oh I was just pretending for your sake all right sure
00:50:57don't let him fool you with that buddy buddy act now under your so since we're
00:51:04all being palsy-walsy here how about let me hook up the RV well oh it's just a
00:51:10little tiny extension cord you hardly even notice it okay
00:51:13great PJ hey goof why don't you order some pizza this might take a while here
00:51:28you go kids I wanna go check out the hot tub okay sir all right I can't believe you
00:51:34man whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that it
00:51:38wasn't stupid come on it was really stupid changing the map
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing all right I I was I was panicked
00:52:03taking a break from the MTV generation huh people are always putting too much
00:52:11water in these things so um you and your son seem to be uh getting along just
00:52:17hunky-dory huh yeah it's been great you know it's funny but none of your
00:52:21techniques work for me harder I tried the worse it got once I eased up things just
00:52:27clicked oh that's swell so there's no problems then huh not oh I just hate to be
00:52:40the bearer of bad news but uh what is it Pete your kid's stupid yeah what do you
00:52:47mean well I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map so you're
00:52:52heading straight to LA pal what are you tried goof it's just a bad kid that's all I
00:53:00I don't believe you what I don't believe you Pete oh hey don't take my word for it check
00:53:07your map I don't need to check the map I trust my son you know maybe Max isn't all the
00:53:14things
00:53:15that you think a son should be but he loves me hey my son respects me yeah check the map
00:53:26goof
00:53:29yeah
00:53:41you
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget power lines.
00:54:23Shh.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:35Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45A game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:48A man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:19Dad, listen, about my directions.
00:56:22Will you listen to me?
00:56:23I gotta tell you something, Dad.
00:56:25Why bother?
00:56:26I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car!
00:56:48What?
00:56:49Now you want to drive, too?
00:56:50No, Dad!
00:56:51The car!
00:56:52Look!
00:56:53The car!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max?
00:57:00I didn't do anything, Dad.
00:57:01I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it!
00:57:12I locked it?
00:57:13It's your door.
00:57:14You locked it.
00:57:15Well, you distracted me.
00:57:18You should have put the brake on.
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:23See?
00:57:24You ruin everything.
00:57:28Why don't we eat you on the vacation?
00:57:31I want it!
00:57:34I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad, where I got us.
00:57:54You should have let me stay at home.
00:57:56Why?
00:57:57So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison?
00:58:00What are you talking about?
00:58:02Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think you even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to!
00:58:08You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up!
00:58:17I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max.
00:58:27No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:58:31I was going no longer.
00:58:32What's the next day?
00:58:33I'm not going for you.
00:58:33No.
00:58:47What's going on?
00:58:47People winning me.
00:58:47I won't win thisצ remembers you, too.
00:58:51I'm not going to do this tirar from them.
00:58:51Please, I'm not going to win this game, or I'll win this game.
00:58:51Well, that what you if I don't have to do милли pigs,
00:58:51No, you'll be the pickle.
00:58:52Yeah, handling you Forman Woops.
00:58:53Oh, boy, I can't wait, man.
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Untaken. Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:27But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin'?
01:00:31If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated.
01:00:41And he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53So hard times, we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sink, hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again, much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27Well, what do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:39Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this
01:01:44powerline feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now, you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now, how come you always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:04A waterfall!
01:02:07Waterfall!
01:02:34You have a hole, Max!
01:02:53Dead!
01:03:06Oh, my God!
01:03:20Ten o'clock, close the heat towards the day.
01:03:22First, I'm going to keep her head-of-fly!
01:03:39Oh, my God!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max, let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:44Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Death?
01:04:48Death?
01:04:49Death?
01:04:56I got myself in motion.
01:05:00One, I know that you'll understand.
01:05:04We set the world in motion.
01:05:07By reaching out for each other's hands,
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover what we should've known all along.
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:21What?
01:05:231, 2, 3, 5.
01:05:23Oh, my God!
01:05:23Hurl!
01:05:23Can't we fight we'll never take part of us?
01:05:27Oh, my God!
01:05:27Can't we fight we'll never take part or part?
01:05:30Oh, my God!
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:33Ooh, my God!
01:05:34The first time ever seeing it eye-to-eye!
01:05:38There!
01:05:38Kukki ain't there!
01:05:40Don't worry, he'll be there.
01:06:02Hey, Dad! Dad! You're the perfect cast!
01:06:12Hey, Dad!
01:06:12If you have a new last stop
01:06:15You will let go
01:06:16Whoa!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20And the road is standing
01:06:21I'm getting used to me
01:06:24I'm looking, trying to see
01:06:27Yeah!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's eyes
01:06:32We're back for never too far
01:06:34And maybe now
01:06:37I know you!
01:06:42You did it!
01:07:07I do!
01:07:08I do!
01:07:09I do!
01:07:10I do!
01:07:11I do!
01:07:12I do!
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But you'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:08:04Uh, hi. Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max? I saw you on TV. You were great.
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no. I mean, I...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:26Yeah, well, I never met him before. The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know. I... I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:50Oh, yeah.
01:08:54So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely. Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest. How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:08Oh, no.
01:09:18Oh, no.
01:09:29Yeah, boy!
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:05Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:35Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:52Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:59Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:25Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:23Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:39Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:01Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:18Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:28Mademoiselle.
01:14:30Mademoiselle.
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