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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck!
00:11:00My eyes!
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:06K-K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka
00:11:08-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka.
00:11:17The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:41than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:46Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We're gonna have to wait. I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No! No!
00:12:36Stop, Mike! Stop!
00:12:39Mike!
00:12:46Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:55Are you staying with me?
00:12:58Hey. Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06I don't know who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What? What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:29My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you wanna talk?
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want,
00:14:51and sleep with whomever I wanna sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:55doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:15:01if you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar, alright?
00:15:08And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:11that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:33to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:39I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:15:57Okay.
00:16:05You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you...
00:16:17hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was gonna be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night,
00:16:56wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:21I'm happy.
00:18:53You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:55You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:04You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:07Wait.
00:19:08You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:16in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:18No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:22Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:25You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:29You're kind to people.
00:19:32You're beautiful.
00:19:41You're beautiful.
00:19:45Who is that?
00:19:48This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:52You have to hide right now.
00:19:53All right? Come on.
00:19:58Luke? Are you home?
00:20:04Lukey? Come out, come out. Stop playing. I stole one of your pagers. I know you're not on call.
00:20:19Don't say a word.
00:20:20There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:27Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:32She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:34We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:38Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:44What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:48I'm sleeping.
00:20:50Why don't I join you?
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:59Like what, baby? Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:04Ice cubes? What ice cubes?
00:21:06Like call the cops.
00:21:07Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:10Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:12Come on, Lukey.
00:21:14You know you love screwing me.
00:21:21I have someone new in my life.
00:21:25Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:32And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:34Then I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:35And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:39Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:40No, you can't!
00:21:42One.
00:21:45Two.
00:21:45Fine! Fine!
00:21:48I'm leaving.
00:21:50Your loss.
00:22:00Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:02Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:13Fuck!
00:22:15Holy shit.
00:22:18You smell my booze.
00:22:19I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:22What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:24Ugh.
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:33You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:38You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:41take care of that little distraction.
00:22:57My virginity?
00:23:01Yup.
00:23:01Still intact.
00:23:05Fuck my life.
00:23:07Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:23:09Jesus! What the hell are you doing?
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:15Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:18What would you have me do?
00:23:20Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:22You could join me.
00:23:27Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:37Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:40There are plenty of guys on campus who would wanna fuck me,
00:23:42so what's your problem?
00:24:02I don't even wanna think about some boy touching you.
00:24:05But?
00:24:07But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:09You're my patient for one.
00:24:11In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:14I'm graduating this year.
00:24:17Second?
00:24:20You're a virgin.
00:24:22Ouch.
00:24:24I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:34You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:39You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:44I don't make both.
00:24:46I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:49I'm not that guy.
00:24:55Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:58I'm a big girl.
00:24:59I can handle myself.
00:25:02Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:13Someone's jealous.
00:25:15Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:18To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:21Because it's cheap.
00:25:34Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:38When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:42You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:47So do it.
00:25:48I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:54Ready?
00:26:01What's that?
00:26:02As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:09Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:21Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:23Continue.
00:26:23You're killing me.
00:26:24So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:30A virgin?
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:32I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:39Can you wait?
00:26:40Oh my god.
00:26:41Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:26:44I looked at his age, by the way...
00:26:45...is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:49He respects you, dummy.
00:26:51Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:53I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:57All the things I'm not.
00:26:58You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:02A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:04And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:06Watch.
00:27:09Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11No.
00:27:12Can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:30But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:40What do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:54He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:56Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:04Can you believe it?
00:28:06Sophie's evil.
00:28:07First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:10A slut.
00:28:12Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:14Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:24Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:25Of course he was never yours.
00:28:30Sophie!
00:28:31You can have him!
00:28:33You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:35I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:36I would never.
00:28:37What's going on?
00:28:38Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:41No, I didn't.
00:28:42I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:44Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:47Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police.
00:28:50No, I would never do this, please.
00:28:52She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:54We need a medic too.
00:28:55I'm a doctor.
00:29:02I'm a doctor.
00:29:23No, no, no, no.
00:29:25I'm fine.
00:29:27I'll just be going.
00:29:30We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:33I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:36Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:41Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:45It was for a friend.
00:29:46You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:49Let me go.
00:29:50I don't want to press charges.
00:29:53Just a moment.
00:30:04Oh, my God.
00:30:07You're crazy.
00:30:08You're actually crazy.
00:30:10Luke, please, I can explain.
00:30:12She's not right for you.
00:30:14No.
00:30:15Breaking into my house.
00:30:17Stealing my pager.
00:30:18That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:19I get it.
00:30:20But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:28Officer?
00:30:29I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:31She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:35I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:36Stop.
00:30:37Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:39You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:42She's nothing.
00:30:44A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:47You're better than this Luke.
00:30:50Officer?
00:30:51Take her away.
00:30:55Let's go!
00:30:57You bitch!
00:30:58Don't deserve him!
00:31:00Let's go!
00:31:02I knew she was psycho.
00:31:04You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:08Thanks, Ev.
00:31:09Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:10I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:13Take the date.
00:31:23Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:25Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:35You came just to save me?
00:31:38Of course I did.
00:31:45I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:51I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:57I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:59Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:32:01I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:03I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:06I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:20What do you see in me?
00:32:22Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:26Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just to entertain me I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:31You're just... young.
00:32:37I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:40Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:45I want.
00:32:52What do you want?
00:32:57You.
00:33:00Take me seriously.
00:33:04Get in the car.
00:33:06What? To where?
00:33:08Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:39I thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala.
00:33:43We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:49Your vacation home?
00:33:51As in you have multiple?
00:33:54Wow.
00:33:55Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:03And you have a butler at your vacation mansion. Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:09What the hell?
00:34:11Look, I didn't say it because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:13The truth is yes.
00:34:15The truth is yes.
00:34:15My family's rich.
00:34:17But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:19We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:22And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:37Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:42Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:50Hang on. What even am I to Luke?
00:35:00Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:04Girlfriend? No way.
00:35:07Wait, focus, Sophie. Manners.
00:35:09Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:14Mother.
00:35:15Girlfriend?
00:35:17What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:20Gina?
00:35:22The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26Ouch.
00:35:28Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:32And my date to the gala.
00:35:34If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:36I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:43You ungrateful child.
00:35:49If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:51Oh, before we go.
00:35:52Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:55She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:58Fourth floor, third door on your door.
00:36:01Thank you, Mother.
00:36:03Good to see you.
00:36:09That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:20Your brother has lost it.
00:36:22Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:33Is your mom always so...
00:36:36Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:44But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:49You care a lot about your patients. It's sweet.
00:36:52I do.
00:36:54Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:57What does that mean?
00:37:09Luke, you did not.
00:37:15Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:19That's done.
00:37:20I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:22You said you want all of them.
00:37:25They're yours.
00:37:3180...
00:37:32I can't accept this. This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:35Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:40Why do you like me?
00:37:42I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:45You.
00:37:47Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:49You're cultured. Your parents host charity events.
00:37:53You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:54I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:59It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:16Of course, it's too late.
00:38:17We're already falling for you.
00:38:21Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:28Because...
00:38:28I want it to be right.
00:38:30I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:34of you.
00:38:36Take it slow, even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:48Really?
00:38:55Really.
00:39:18Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, Doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:49You know, I'm gonna give you a bag for this.
00:40:01Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:08That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:12He dumped my best friend?
00:40:14The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:22mattress.
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:30Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:35mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:42Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:01Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:25You're so refreshing.
00:41:28You ready?
00:41:30Five.
00:41:34Five.
00:41:47Wow.
00:41:48She's an ugly vagina.
00:41:50Yeah, and you never said your brother's chaff was so pretty.
00:41:53Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:54Shut up.
00:41:56There was a $2.5 billion inheritance down the drain.
00:41:58If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:25Girlfriend?
00:42:26Not for long.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:42:49Our first item.
00:42:54An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:57Bora, with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:02Starting big.
00:43:045,000.
00:43:065,000.
00:43:07Now six.
00:43:08It's right in the six.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get...
00:43:13You need to come quick.
00:43:15My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:17You gonna be okay?
00:43:18Come.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:27What is this?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Oh, you're not?
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:32Oh, you're not?
00:43:34Oh, you're not.
00:43:36Oh.
00:43:38Sold.
00:43:39Number 12.
00:43:40$7,000.
00:43:41All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give me a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Ms. Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy. Auctioning a blowjob? I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey. He hasn't fooled.
00:44:19Trailer trash skank. Who let her kind in here?
00:44:23I wouldn't do that. I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand for a night with Ms. Tisdale.
00:44:30Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:34Alright. Five hundred?
00:44:37Alright. Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:41She's got student loans. Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:55No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:57I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards? We're millionaires.
00:45:07She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money. Motherfucker.
00:45:22$450.
00:45:25$400?
00:45:28Oh, alright.
00:45:30I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:38I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:40Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46Sold. Sold for $400.
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rich Serena.
00:46:05After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:08Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you were saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:21You idiot! Get off the stage! We're leaving!
00:46:24Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:27You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:30No need, my dear.
00:46:32Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:41But, but...
00:46:42No!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06They're not me!
00:47:15I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to.
00:47:23But I practice under the university.
00:47:24So you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:32and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:40Everybody out.
00:47:47Look at these assholes go.
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would've been okay.
00:47:52I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:58than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:22I figure how the night went,
00:48:25I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me...
00:48:34An appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:40Alright, so...
00:48:41Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:57Can you open up?
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:04Alright.
00:49:05Let's just make it simple.
00:49:07Body shots.
00:49:10I've never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to...
00:49:20do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:59Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:11Then...
00:50:12Why are you gonna lick me?
00:50:17Why are you gonna lick me?
00:50:49I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:51You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:04Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:09Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:13I wanna do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Like, I'm trying, but I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:32I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being here?
00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really wanna take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:52:07So, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Dammit.
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:01Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:07All to myself.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:21Like, you might wanna, like, hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:25Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:27Wow. I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:30Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:31I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:36Pause.
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:45She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:48Aw, cute.
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work.
00:53:52You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:57Sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:59That's even sadder.
00:54:03You were just into me.
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:11You know?
00:54:12You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:16And...
00:54:17Sorry.
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm glad.
00:54:28I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny crack guy to get with me.
00:54:37He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:43Oh, and Luke.
00:54:44Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was
00:54:48just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sofie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:02Oh, look at me.
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to leave girls on
00:55:09with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:13Say something, asshole.
00:55:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18So you can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:21Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead
00:55:25me on.
00:55:27Guys? What guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not.
00:55:31They said I was too messy.
00:55:33Too messy and too much.
00:55:35And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:39You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:45I'm coming to get you.
00:55:46Keep falling on you.
00:55:47Alright?
00:55:58Sophie.
00:55:59Sophie.
00:56:00Hey, wake up.
00:56:06I got you.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:22Is she?
00:56:27She's fine.
00:56:29She's...
00:56:30Bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:32I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:38Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:41Oh, no.
00:56:57Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:06you feel like shit
00:57:07you look like shit
00:57:09but like a million bucks
00:57:12so is this a gift from Luke or
00:57:14Everly the only thing
00:57:15that is going to make this vodka tequila
00:57:18hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:20he led me on
00:57:21and then left me for Ted
00:57:23but Luke brought you back to the
00:57:25Ev I don't want to hear it
00:57:29I'm done
00:57:29having my time wasted
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work
00:57:33as a virgin
00:57:35so I've decided
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:40huh
00:57:41well virginity is like a whole construct
00:57:43right people
00:57:44guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:48unless I stop acting like one
00:57:49and looking like one
00:57:54I need you
00:57:55to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way I'm not going to do that
00:58:02you're not going to help me look sexy
00:58:04why not
00:58:04Soph you are sexy
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:08guys don't go for that
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian
00:58:12I'm giving off
00:58:13don't fuck
00:58:14snooze fest
00:58:15boring
00:58:17Soph as your best friend
00:58:18I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:19that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:21for the right guy
00:58:22the thing is Mr. Right
00:58:23isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:29warm me up
00:58:44perfect
00:58:46perfect
00:59:06isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:59:09there's no way
00:59:10that goes off
00:59:12it is
00:59:14that's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:15dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:18everyone's looking at you
00:59:19good
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:21I mean more
00:59:28holy shit
00:59:29there he is
00:59:30are you going to say something
00:59:34holy shit Sophie
00:59:36no
00:59:37I'm just going to make you regret everything
00:59:46thanks babe
00:59:46it's all I'm beautiful
00:59:56and what can I get for you handsome
00:59:58a latte would be nice
00:59:59but uh
01:00:00I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips
01:00:03what the hell's going on here
01:00:05stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:06the fuck did you do a second
01:00:08one latte
01:00:09coming right up
01:00:12and what can I get for you doctor
01:00:14Sophie what is this
01:00:15you're dressed different
01:00:17you're acting different
01:00:17I don't get it
01:00:20whoops
01:00:20let me get that for you
01:00:28so did you want a coffee
01:00:29the av shining is on the house
01:00:32Sophie I don't
01:00:33is this like a punishment
01:00:34I mean if it is I get it
01:00:35but throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:36it's not you
01:00:37that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:39Dr. Miller
01:00:40I gave you a chance
01:00:42and besides
01:00:42there's someone out there
01:00:43who wants me
01:00:44and isn't going to embarrass me
01:00:45in the process
01:00:46hey uh
01:00:47we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:49they done land fair
01:00:50you should come
01:00:52she's got plans
01:00:54actually
01:00:54I don't
01:00:55my first frat party invite
01:00:58wow
01:00:58this whole hot girl act
01:01:00is actually working
01:01:01you should bring your home girl
01:01:03the guy's going to love you
01:01:04I will
01:01:05see you tonight
01:01:08you're not going to that
01:01:09newsflash
01:01:10you're not my boyfriend
01:01:11you could have been
01:01:12but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:13that's not true
01:01:14actually I have to go
01:01:15plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:16my very sexy
01:01:18very booby outfit
01:01:21go go go
01:01:23Sophie I'm not going to let you
01:01:24fill your life away
01:01:24just because of me
01:01:25alright
01:01:25if I'm going to do this
01:01:26fucking frat party
01:01:2736 years old
01:01:28I will
01:01:32what could you have
01:01:32possibly been in that
01:01:34oh that was
01:01:36sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:37yeah
01:01:37I think I still have the ears
01:01:39somewhere
01:01:39ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:42I just found
01:01:43the perfect outfit
01:01:45to match your boyfriend's
01:01:48everly
01:01:48not funny
01:01:49imagine being
01:01:50old ass Luke
01:01:51stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52and he gets a text
01:01:53from you
01:01:54in this
01:01:55if he hasn't jumped off
01:01:56a bridge
01:01:56he definitely will
01:01:58how pathetic is it
01:01:59that I'm playing mind games
01:02:00with a guy
01:02:00that I haven't even
01:02:01gone to second base with
01:02:02hey
01:02:02whatever helps you get
01:02:04over him
01:02:04okay
01:02:08red push-up bra
01:02:09pink
01:02:11red
01:02:24get in
01:02:25get Sophie safe
01:02:26get out
01:02:28Sophie's the only person
01:02:29I'm doing this for
01:02:31sick costume bro
01:02:34right
01:02:37gotta have at least
01:02:39three chicks with you
01:02:40to get in man
01:02:42sorry
01:02:44rules
01:02:53idiot
01:02:57I have to get to her
01:02:58where is
01:03:02stop being shy
01:03:03you look hot
01:03:07see
01:03:10wait
01:03:11hand me your phone
01:03:11why
01:03:16because
01:03:17I'm
01:03:18taking a point five
01:03:20and
01:03:21sending it to me
01:03:24no
01:03:25yes
01:03:31I got a hat
01:03:32I have to get to her
01:03:34where is
01:03:34I need to be so drunk
01:03:46to predict what you just did
01:03:47he opened it
01:03:48immediately
01:03:49he's so lit
01:03:51welcome to the party
01:03:56I need to be so drunk
01:03:57to predict what you just did
01:03:58he opened it immediately
01:04:00he's so lit
01:04:03welcome to the party
01:04:07do it at this house
01:04:12hell yeah
01:04:24it's just
01:04:26not the same
01:04:27it's not him
01:04:28Sophie
01:04:29Sophie
01:04:30Sophie
01:04:31Sophie
01:04:32Sophie
01:04:33Sophie
01:04:35Sophie
01:04:36Sophie
01:04:37Sophie
01:04:37Sophie
01:04:37Sophie
01:04:43yo this girl is crazy
01:04:50yo this girl is crazy
01:04:55yo this girl is crazy
01:04:56yeah
01:04:56just give me a second guys
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:13That's a lie.
01:05:14You talking?
01:05:18Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:21I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:24Actually, I'll join.
01:05:26What? No.
01:05:27Don't let me down here!
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin.
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:57Fuck.
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:03Rules of rule.
01:06:04As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:52We'll take it, if a little girl would go for another?
01:06:58Some people are waiting for a flat-foot noch.
01:07:02Okay, here's my sis.
01:07:16I'm sorry.
01:07:17I thought you were still carrying with me.
01:07:18I'm sorry.
01:07:27what time's up when we were just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine Luke
01:07:34now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:55so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:08:14me me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:31okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so I'm warning you
01:08:39you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:47your freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a
01:08:53Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed
01:09:02everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:09:07gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll
01:09:13help you
01:09:22it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:25oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:34you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone
01:09:41jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:51I owe you
01:09:55Noah are you in there
01:09:58oh yeah
01:10:01it's getting crazy
01:10:10selfie you open the damn door okay ready it's working oh you really want to piss him off he deserves
01:10:20it
01:10:44what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well first I unzipped his pants and
01:10:54then I saw
01:10:54he was cock
01:11:01liar
01:11:03you don't know that
01:11:08you know you belong to me
01:11:10correct
01:11:31you know
01:11:32why you trippin baby you know
01:11:35get out
01:11:37but you ain't psychic
01:11:39told you
01:11:39I ain't going down
01:11:40but you ain't like it
01:11:42I told you
01:11:42I ain't going down
01:11:43but you ain't like it
01:11:45I need this off
01:11:46move
01:11:48I don't want to
01:11:51me too
01:12:07what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking
01:12:14myself can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot
01:12:22you are
01:12:44yes you better take that someone better be dying
01:12:49what's it code blue
01:12:51they are
01:12:55i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:13:01i've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this look
01:13:08sophie i promised you the last thing i wanted to see
01:13:11i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty fat house
01:13:18you deserve better than that
01:13:20better how
01:13:24you have a passport right
01:13:29so sexy underwear track a jacket track a bikini where exactly is he taking you he didn't tell
01:13:38me
01:13:41crap he's here
01:13:44bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:52no way this man's insane he's actually psycho on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:01good look soldier
01:14:05don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:07he's not
01:14:08do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:11it's finally happening
01:14:37you look incredible
01:14:39you said airport fit
01:14:42i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:49this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:55it's the first times
01:14:59are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:03international
01:15:14luke if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:18i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:21you ready
01:15:27a croissant
01:15:29you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:32it's a hint
01:15:34go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:43are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:55whoa whoa whoa
01:15:57i set up an appointment at chanel
01:15:59and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:16:02luke
01:16:09you want to add something to the itinerary
01:16:11i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:36it's finally happening
01:17:00i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:03you know it was weird when you're my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:08is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:18get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:21she's all yours
01:17:23miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:28yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:33um i regret to inform you sophie
01:17:36we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41laurine don't tell me
01:17:42i'm sorry
01:17:45sophie you're pregnant
01:17:49i'll give you two a moment
01:17:58i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:03wow what do you think the odds are
01:18:06like 1.6 in 100
01:18:09he'd probably hate me
01:18:12as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:17graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:29sophie i'm all in
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