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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Full Movie
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:38starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58We'll bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks.
00:04:13So I, uh, hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron.
00:04:32So, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, oh.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running last and you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29Brother Sean.
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12What?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Then do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take out my chance?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, don't you?
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30That means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:29Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison, you know what? You want it to break the rules? You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart! A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04I'm taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:14Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:42Ooh, that's fine.
00:19:46Brett. This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video, does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey, hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:30I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it!
00:22:23Just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:55Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:20Please don't stop.
00:23:20I'm done.
00:23:28No, Allison.
00:23:30No.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brad?
00:23:39No.
00:23:40No, no.
00:23:43No, no, no, no.
00:23:47No, no.
00:23:47No, no, no.
00:23:48No, no, no.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:12That was really, really close.
00:25:15Okay, but, uh...
00:25:17What?
00:25:17Come on, we should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32Huh?
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:56Hey, partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:05I'm real hands-on.
00:27:06Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. She just needs to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:52Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:23Fine. Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh...
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I need?
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:34Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Um...
00:30:39Oh my God.
00:30:40Jesus.
00:30:42Um...
00:30:42Oh my God.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47Yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um...
00:31:09Didn't...
00:31:10You know you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18Alright.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19So...
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:21Listen.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:39Oh my God.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47It's alright.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02You got all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:48I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you.
00:35:13To you.
00:35:13As...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:32New Tech Center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:03I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:48I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again!
00:37:27State wins!
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Go right here!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:23No!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam stand off.
00:38:26Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28You!
00:38:28You!
00:38:30You!
00:38:30You!
00:38:32Come on Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40Oh, But i want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:05Kiss Kim, me and Brett
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:33This is insane
00:39:34I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison
00:39:52Harrison
00:39:55Oh shit
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:57Kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces
00:40:05On the Jumbotron
00:40:06Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry
00:40:22No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me
00:40:28Do not bullshit me
00:40:29Absolutely nothing
00:40:29I'm serious
00:40:30Nothing
00:40:32I'm fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:40And I'm warning you
00:40:41You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:44Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk
00:40:53No
00:40:53I sound like a mom
00:40:56This is ridiculous
00:40:57Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey, Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:13Okay
00:41:15Do or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub
00:41:30Is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea
00:41:33What she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56And we did it
00:41:56Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing anything
00:42:07No, no, no
00:42:07That's not fair, okay
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard
00:42:14You're making this for me
00:42:14You're coming in here
00:42:15In your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:17I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes, you are
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is
00:42:25Yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier
00:42:27I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:30You and him
00:42:31And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:42A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:10You know
00:43:13Biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Allie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25He goes out here
00:43:26Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:29If I get out
00:43:30He's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's going to kill me
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah
00:43:32He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm going to get out
00:43:36Okay, cool
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:39Oh my god, he's coming
00:43:40Allie, hey
00:43:41Just get under
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett
00:43:43You have to get down
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:49She's not alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:53Run, I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:56You're
00:43:58You're not, though
00:44:00Okay, well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03And you're ruining it
00:44:04So
00:44:04I'm sorry
00:44:04I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07You got it
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:15You kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:17And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:18An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:50Okay, but
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:55Yeah
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit
00:44:57Okay?
00:44:58Okay
00:44:58He's my best friend
00:44:59And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay
00:45:06Thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:17Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:30Bye
00:45:31The animal's gonna die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event
00:45:49I think tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you
00:45:52Would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans, Allie
00:46:04Okay
00:46:05Yeah, whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45Just finally giving back
00:46:46Did you know
00:46:47Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17$15
00:47:18For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:21It's ambitious
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No
00:48:17Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25You're not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison
00:49:07You look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So what's the deal
00:49:27With you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing
00:49:31Happening between us
00:49:32He's just
00:49:33A friend
00:49:34Of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother
00:49:35So
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:41Hey, you picked
00:49:42The wrong guy
00:49:43To kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing
00:49:53Between me and Brett
00:49:54Obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should
00:49:56Just move on
00:49:57You ever play
00:49:57The pocky challenge?
00:49:58No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite
00:50:01From one end
00:50:02Until one of us
00:50:03chickens out
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:20Why am I thinking
00:50:21About him
00:50:21At a time like this
00:50:23Come on, Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43Hockey game
00:50:44Check it out
00:50:45Ten bucks
00:50:45Say they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think
00:51:07You're doing
00:51:07You're ruining my night
00:51:09Do you think I care
00:51:09That I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think
00:51:11Ron would think
00:51:11If he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you
00:51:13Electre someone
00:51:13Who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:14Okay
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them
00:51:20Because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:43Ow
00:51:45Ow
00:51:45Ow
00:51:46Ow
00:51:47Hey
00:51:48Hey
00:51:50Hey
00:51:50Hey
00:51:51Hold on
00:51:51Hold on
00:51:51Hold on
00:51:52It's okay
00:51:52I got you
00:51:53I got you
00:51:54I got you
00:51:57Oh my god
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey
00:52:02Hey
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:05Hey
00:52:06Hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't
00:52:09I can't
00:52:10Just try to breathe
00:52:12Alright
00:52:12Hey
00:52:15I'm going to be okay
00:52:16Alright
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:21Let's get you
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:25Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:30Just put me down
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:34You know
00:52:34You could have died
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37I mean
00:52:38My god
00:52:38You have no business
00:52:39Being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone
00:52:40Being this close to kissing him
00:52:42Huh?
00:52:42Anybody who has a brain cell
00:52:43Realize he's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:45Alright
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair
00:52:49What's not fair
00:52:50What am I not understanding
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:02Okay
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:10You're worse
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say
00:53:41I did
00:53:41No, no
00:53:42I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I tell you to stop
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:59It's you that I see
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protective older brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to do your work
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aww
00:57:49Well
00:57:49As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabs you by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett stop
00:58:04Don't read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palm's my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Make it away, Allie
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:44Oh my god
00:58:44Someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:47Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:13Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14Took a chance on you once
00:59:16You're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible
01:00:33To come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced
01:00:36To contact
01:00:37The campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:43To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48In the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:02Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick
01:01:28Without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate
01:01:33Dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:36Okay those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56To my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah sorry I should have
01:01:59Labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:03Uh Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:07Of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13Well we were just
01:02:14Worried about the integrity
01:02:16Of the team
01:02:16Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21Are three bullies
01:02:22Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped
01:02:25Of captaincy
01:02:26Effective immediately
01:02:27What?
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows
01:02:32The whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41Walk in here
01:02:41And steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51For the basket toss
01:02:52You're gonna have
01:02:53A little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:00In cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05Then say goodbye
01:03:06To those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting
01:03:07In your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:10Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:15And make sure
01:03:17She falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita
01:03:31Put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:34In your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:39I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom
01:03:43Like ten minutes before
01:03:44Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:46It was when we were
01:03:49When we were
01:03:50Having
01:03:54Bone
01:03:55Sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58Who interrupted
01:03:58My grand finale
01:04:00Allison do you have
01:04:01Any idea
01:04:01How hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:08Go put that garbage
01:04:09In your head
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11To say anything like that again
01:04:11I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect guess who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you
01:04:22When you fall
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform
01:04:30An elevated prep
01:04:31Rita you're up first
01:04:32Then Allison
01:04:45Okay
01:04:46Allison
01:04:46Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:17Brett you just saved my life
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26Are you serious Scott
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31Are you kidding me
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:33I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:35That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46Oh Brett thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right everyone
01:05:54In light of performances and character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:06Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:15State loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:21Look I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo what the hell
01:06:44Are you serious
01:06:45What
01:06:46What's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special
01:07:00Why
01:07:01You know everyone knows
01:07:03How you got the captain's position
01:07:04How
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much you suck
01:07:11While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:13Hey
01:07:15I'm one of my
01:07:17I do
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20She's a public boss
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:31Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41You're gonna hit her
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER okay
01:07:50Alright
01:07:52You sure you're on it
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:06Shut up
01:08:13You know I could kind of get used to this having uh nurse Allison around
01:08:17Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Yo guys 304
01:08:21I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh shit no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29We won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38Remind you
01:08:39Let's hide
01:08:40It's back
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Yo Brett you in there?
01:08:48Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51John you have no idea
01:08:53How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know every single time I see you all I can think about is uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:05No I got everything I need uh
01:09:08Right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Unless you are not us
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24Hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:39I feel what you did
01:09:40I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46Mine's real
01:09:48Brett you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft bro I can help you
01:09:53Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright? I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time if you know what I mean
01:10:10You know you could have just asked
01:10:12You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:14Thank you
01:10:32Enough
01:10:33No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:42I'm so bad for you. I'm so bad for you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:20She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your enemy...
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:25You son of a...
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit.
01:12:41It's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:23If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right way.
01:13:30No more pills, no more prigion, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Now, for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:03Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:20one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:23that Rita had over the entire squad,
01:14:25and it's horrible,
01:14:27because Allison,
01:14:28she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this,
01:14:31and she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:36He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you,
01:15:02playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:08you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:10Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:29As of now,
01:15:30you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:34My father...
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:37but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over.
01:15:43Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:45This isn't over!
01:15:48And as for you,
01:15:50Miss Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:01officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:35Let's go!
01:16:36Woo-hoo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:54Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:05Hey, Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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