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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:01Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:28run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:45Rejuvenate.
00:01:50See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot!
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:35Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:36It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:45Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:52Grandma!
00:02:53I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:19You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:36Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:40Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:43The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What?
00:03:49Oh, Jesus.
00:03:51Giving me a migraine.
00:03:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:58Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:08Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:15Hold still.
00:04:22What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:24Okay, then let's go.
00:04:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he?
00:04:45What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:26Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:12The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct.
00:06:21Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:26That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:30We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:36No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son.
00:06:42I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:46James, come.
00:06:48Put out a bounty.
00:06:50To the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:55There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew!
00:07:32She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:02You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong?
00:08:25When he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security!
00:08:32Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:06You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Oh, okay.
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo, cryo, what, what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo, cryo, what, what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:09Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:56Thanks for listening.
00:18:57You can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:01Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:06On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Oh, yes, sir.
00:19:28Oh, my...
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:46Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No, thank you.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You're regained consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:44I just want to...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:56Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:21I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:34He writes the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:48Good.
00:21:49You're awake.
00:21:50I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:53By bathing with me?
00:21:55Who are you?
00:21:55Are you a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:36Science, okay?
00:22:37It just means that my body...
00:22:38Oh, shut up.
00:22:38Excuse me.
00:22:42You're distracting me with your phone.
00:22:44And I'm a professional.
00:22:46I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:48Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:01Get him!
00:23:03Fire!
00:23:07Fire!
00:23:22Those dives seals.
00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:26It's not even a scratch.
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:30Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:33I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:36She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:48The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:55Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:01Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:09Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:12No!
00:24:13Absolutely not!
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:18How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:24This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:16from me.
00:25:18This is it, the finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas!
00:25:46The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there!
00:25:55You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:57No, don't worry, General!
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:07And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:15I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think that they're...
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:48Yeah?
00:26:49She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:59This is taking way too long!
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:09Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:14Get back, sucker.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh, shit.
00:27:24Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:40Shoot her dead now!
00:27:42Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:44I said stand down!
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:51I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:04You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it!
00:28:10No more stalling, General!
00:28:12If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:23He's a cure!
00:28:30His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come, feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:06by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:08I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:12ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait!
00:29:16No, no!
00:29:16There is only one person in the world
00:29:19who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:21than the queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:25The goddess healer!
00:29:30Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:35is well over 100 years old,
00:29:37and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:40It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:42What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:45Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:47by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait!
00:29:51Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:53our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:55We are men of our words,
00:29:57and as I promised you,
00:29:58my heir, Lysander,
00:29:59would take you as a wife
00:30:00if you cured him,
00:30:01and you did just that.
00:30:02Of course,
00:30:04you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:06Oh!
00:30:07I really appreciate it,
00:30:08but I'm sorry.
00:30:10I...
00:30:12I'm already engaged.
00:30:15Already engaged?
00:30:17I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting
00:30:19his return from deployment
00:30:20for the last three years,
00:30:21and he's coming back today.
00:30:23But don't be disappointed.
00:30:26Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:27I just got lucky with you, brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me
00:30:31that spa water can cure
00:30:32all kinds of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:35Please, let me give you
00:30:37what I promised.
00:30:37Take the gold.
00:30:38No, really.
00:30:41I don't need anything.
00:30:42I just believe in doing good
00:30:44in the world.
00:30:48Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:50He's back,
00:30:51and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:03Hobo close.
00:31:04Halo glow.
00:31:06I bet the goddess healer
00:31:07is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber
00:31:12for not accepting
00:31:12his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been
00:31:14the richest woman in the world,
00:31:16marrying the hottest,
00:31:17most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:22I'm going to marry
00:31:23that hobo's woman.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:30I mean, I don't know
00:31:31about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:33but this is godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:39Lysander's not what's supposed
00:31:40to be mine.
00:31:42I'd so much rather share him
00:31:44with you than let that
00:31:45penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nutjobs
00:31:48are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two weirdos
00:31:51out of here
00:31:52and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54Wait.
00:31:54No.
00:31:55We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just better than us.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:03We were truly blessed
00:32:04to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly had
00:32:11these special skills,
00:32:13why did she wear that
00:32:14shit-stained dress
00:32:15and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:16But think about
00:32:17the impenetrable walls.
00:32:18No normal person
00:32:19could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not,
00:32:22homeless or not,
00:32:22I don't care.
00:32:23I have never met
00:32:24a woman like that.
00:32:25I have to find her.
00:32:26I have to make her my life.
00:32:28She won my heart over, too.
00:32:29But if my bestest
00:32:30Big Ro wants her,
00:32:32I'll help you find her.
00:32:33All right, listen.
00:32:34I need help
00:32:35finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:43so I want you,
00:32:44your granddaughters,
00:32:46filthy things
00:32:47out of my house
00:32:49now.
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you
00:32:53for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough
00:32:56to put my name on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading
00:32:58for a better girlfriend now,
00:32:59one with some serious
00:33:00fuck you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission
00:33:05to bark like a rabbit
00:33:06hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:14Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:16Amore.
00:33:17I've been dying
00:33:18to throw this in your face.
00:33:20I'm dumping you
00:33:21for your best friend,
00:33:22Marissa.
00:33:24In fact,
00:33:25the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:27So sign over the house
00:33:28now.
00:33:34You gave me this ring
00:33:35and asked me to wait.
00:33:37And I did.
00:33:38For three years
00:33:40while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me
00:33:42with my best friend.
00:33:43And now you're trying
00:33:44to swindle my home?
00:33:47Do you have no shame?
00:33:48We were together
00:33:49for three years
00:33:50and it was a complete
00:33:51waste of my life
00:33:52when I could have been
00:33:53with a loaded girl
00:33:54like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much
00:34:01you would owe me
00:34:01if I was in the
00:34:02rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:05I see you're fulfilling
00:34:07your highest aspirations
00:34:08of being a low-grade
00:34:10male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh yeah?
00:34:16Well, Marissa
00:34:18is so much better
00:34:19than you.
00:34:20She grew up
00:34:21even poorer
00:34:22than you
00:34:23and now
00:34:23she's the CEO
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:26corporation.
00:34:28Dude!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:29And you?
00:34:32You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think
00:34:35she's an upgrade?
00:34:36Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she got me
00:34:40for my engagement.
00:34:42Oops.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe worth
00:34:46one millionth
00:34:47the presidential contract
00:34:48I gave her.
00:34:54You gave her
00:34:55the presidential contract?
00:34:56I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact,
00:34:59Marissa,
00:35:00you and your
00:35:01dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything
00:35:03you have
00:35:04all thanks to me.
00:35:09What?
00:35:10Oh, I think
00:35:10she's losing it, bro.
00:35:12That breakup
00:35:12must have hit her
00:35:13hard.
00:35:15You two
00:35:15are the ungrateful
00:35:17cheating scum here.
00:35:18My granddaughter
00:35:19supported you
00:35:21and your entire
00:35:22family for three years
00:35:23while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you
00:35:26insult her?
00:35:28It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:29Let's not stoop
00:35:30to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets,
00:35:35huh?
00:35:36What is he talking
00:35:37about, Josie?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:44This is how
00:35:45embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is.
00:35:47She didn't purchase
00:35:48this house on her own.
00:35:49She was begging
00:35:50on the street
00:35:51for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss-poor
00:35:55nobody like you.
00:35:56Even if you got
00:35:57no game,
00:35:58I got street crit
00:35:59I got out of keep.
00:36:00You dig?
00:36:00The word you're
00:36:01looking for is
00:36:02dignity.
00:36:03And you're one
00:36:04to speak,
00:36:05cheater.
00:36:07Is this true,
00:36:08Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening
00:36:13my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see
00:36:15how regular,
00:36:16everyday people live
00:36:17so that I can
00:36:18help them.
00:36:19Of course,
00:36:20those without
00:36:21substance underneath
00:36:22would never
00:36:23understand that.
00:36:24What is that
00:36:25supposed to mean?
00:36:25It means
00:36:26the new girlfriend
00:36:27you think is an
00:36:27upgrade
00:36:28is actually
00:36:29a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough
00:36:34bullshitting already!
00:36:35Just sign the damn
00:36:36papers and we can
00:36:37each get on
00:36:37with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding,
00:36:52I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54If you won't do
00:36:55good by me of
00:36:56breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me
00:36:58with my best friend,
00:36:59why should I do
00:37:00good by you?
00:37:01I'll give you
00:37:02my John Hancock
00:37:03at your wedding
00:37:04as a charity
00:37:06to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:08You better keep
00:37:09your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow,
00:37:13you will never
00:37:13feel so rich
00:37:14ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:22Trixie,
00:37:24Marissa's a millionaire
00:37:25now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you
00:37:27if you show
00:37:27even so much
00:37:29as a hair
00:37:29at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma,
00:37:31I have to confess
00:37:32something to you.
00:37:33I've secretly
00:37:34amassed a fortune
00:37:35worth trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:39That would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet.
00:37:44It's because of
00:37:45the healing hands
00:37:46I inherited
00:37:46from Asseplius,
00:37:48the god of healing.
00:37:49I've saved several
00:37:51world leaders
00:37:52with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able
00:37:54to give Marissa
00:37:55the presidential contract
00:37:56and become
00:37:57the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier
00:37:59hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how
00:38:01she betrayed you.
00:38:02But please,
00:38:04Trixie dear,
00:38:05I know it was
00:38:06to broken your heart,
00:38:07but embellishing
00:38:09your worth
00:38:10and who you are,
00:38:11it will only delay
00:38:12the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have
00:38:14to believe me
00:38:15just yet.
00:38:16After we lost
00:38:17Mom and Dad
00:38:18because we didn't
00:38:19have the money
00:38:19for their medical bills,
00:38:21I vowed
00:38:22that I would do
00:38:23everything I can
00:38:24to serve those
00:38:24in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm
00:38:27taking everything
00:38:27back from Butch
00:38:28and I'm giving
00:38:28it back to Charity.
00:38:30You've always
00:38:30had an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain
00:38:33you will meet
00:38:34someone who
00:38:34will treat you right,
00:38:36who actually
00:38:37deserves you.
00:38:38You will see
00:38:39tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:42Oh, yeah.
00:38:48You said
00:38:48Trixie's crashing
00:38:49at my wedding.
00:38:50She was bullying
00:38:51us too, Sasa.
00:38:52She's probably
00:38:53trying to extort you
00:38:54now that she knows
00:38:55you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57Sasa.
00:38:57I hope
00:38:57when nobody
00:38:58steps on Snake,
00:38:59Snake bites back
00:39:01hard.
00:39:01So let her come
00:39:02and embarrass herself.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05You mean
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:09that video of me?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman
00:39:14stake the 19th century
00:39:15tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me
00:39:17up higher
00:39:18on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world
00:39:19sees her in her
00:39:20homeless mess
00:39:21against my
00:39:21presidential glow-up.
00:39:23Let's turn
00:39:24this party
00:39:24into her funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home,
00:39:36brother.
00:39:37Welcome home,
00:39:38General!
00:39:41Sir,
00:39:42the homeless woman
00:39:42who saved you,
00:39:43Miss Trixie,
00:39:44this is the file
00:39:45of her ex,
00:39:45Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with
00:39:47your regiment
00:39:47in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:49that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been
00:39:51providing for him
00:39:52and his entire family
00:39:53while he's been
00:39:54deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited for him
00:39:56for years
00:39:57and then he betrayed her.
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to intel,
00:40:00she's planning to bring
00:40:01it down on them
00:40:01at their wedding.
00:40:02Then we should join her.
00:40:04Men,
00:40:05I'm only alive today
00:40:06because of that
00:40:07virtuous woman
00:40:07and her incredible power
00:40:09that saved my life.
00:40:10So she needs our support.
00:40:11Will you join me
00:40:12in protecting her?
00:40:13Yes, sir!
00:40:14We will learn
00:40:15our lives
00:40:15to protect her, sir!
00:40:17Then let's roll.
00:40:33Welcome everyone
00:40:34to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very special day
00:40:37for me and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we getting married,
00:40:39but in just one hour,
00:40:40my company will be receiving
00:40:41the presidential contract
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company
00:40:44to go public.
00:40:49Congratulations on the contract
00:40:51once again,
00:40:52Mrs. Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:54Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:56Oh, and please
00:40:56don't be so uptight,
00:40:57Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary
00:41:00of the entire
00:41:00U.S. Health Department,
00:41:02but this is a partay
00:41:03after all.
00:41:04I see some of the
00:41:05most important people
00:41:06in the nation
00:41:07have also arrived
00:41:08to celebrate you.
00:41:10The U.S. president
00:41:12will also be arriving soon
00:41:14to give you the contract
00:41:15or so.
00:41:16It's an honor.
00:41:17And that's why Sasa
00:41:18is the best wife
00:41:19a man could ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make sure
00:41:23the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:25Let the wedding begin!
00:41:29Not so fast.
00:41:30The party doesn't start
00:41:32until I say it does.
00:41:55You two really are
00:41:56a match made in hell.
00:41:58So I've come to save your guests
00:41:59from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize it
00:42:02from any of our elite circles.
00:42:04Who is she?
00:42:04Um, this is our
00:42:06entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:14You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here
00:42:16to bum a meal off us.
00:42:17You know, being this poor.
00:42:21Me, bum a meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten
00:42:24that it was I
00:42:24who bankrolled you two
00:42:25for the last three years?
00:42:26And what evidence
00:42:27do you have of that?
00:42:29Look at me
00:42:29then go look at yourself
00:42:30in the mirror.
00:42:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:33Even the first woman president
00:42:35will be here any second
00:42:36now to congratulate me.
00:42:37And you're nothing
00:42:38but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like
00:42:42so obsessed with me.
00:42:43She's like...
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:46Butch already cut ties
00:42:48with his ex
00:42:48but she's so shameless
00:42:50and desperate
00:42:51that she'd still show up
00:42:52to my wedding
00:42:53to suck up to me.
00:42:54This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps
00:42:59from us,
00:43:00the rich and glorious.
00:43:02Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel
00:43:04all high and mighty now
00:43:05but don't bite the hand
00:43:06that feeds you.
00:43:07Especially when I'm the one
00:43:09who's giving you the contract.
00:43:15You giving me the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills,
00:43:20no education,
00:43:21no connection
00:43:22so how could you possibly
00:43:23have a pool
00:43:24to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:26to give me
00:43:27a billion dollar contract.
00:43:29We both share
00:43:29humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:31And I saw potential in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you
00:43:34as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now
00:43:36that greed
00:43:37has poisoned you.
00:43:38Don't be all sore now
00:43:40just because I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal from
00:43:45lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were
00:43:49too embarrassing
00:43:51for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:54I can say that now
00:43:55that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:58Self-admission
00:43:58of a gold digger.
00:43:59Quick.
00:44:00Somebody put that
00:44:01on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:02in front of everyone.
00:44:03She'll make her sup.
00:44:04Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:06She's the gold digging,
00:44:07blood sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have to
00:44:10lift a finger
00:44:10and you're already
00:44:11embarrassing yourself
00:44:12in front of everyone
00:44:13for me, Butch.
00:44:15You may look and sound
00:44:17like a man,
00:44:18but you're nothing
00:44:19but a pathetic coward.
00:44:20Okay, enough!
00:44:21You know what I always
00:44:22couldn't stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just lies
00:44:28to make you lame girls
00:44:29feel better about yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no man
00:44:31will choose you
00:44:32over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got
00:44:34the material goods.
00:44:36And you're just
00:44:37all empty talk.
00:44:38I'm not here to request
00:44:39to be chosen.
00:44:40Because I'm the one
00:44:41who's doing the choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:53Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the billion dollar
00:44:59contract for Sasha?
00:45:03The one that's supposed
00:45:03to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:05No, absolutely not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound so scared already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that contract.
00:45:14It's the lease
00:45:15to the modest home
00:45:16you try to swindle from me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even have
00:45:23the guts to go all the way.
00:45:25Look at her following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign over
00:45:27the lease and here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little
00:45:31peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth
00:45:33all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to,
00:45:38I don't know,
00:45:39beg for a little treat
00:45:40while you're at it?
00:45:51You misunderstand me.
00:45:53I'm here to take back
00:45:54everything I've ever given you.
00:45:56And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:05Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just because
00:46:08she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:09she can pretend to be
00:46:10a deep pocket
00:46:11and invest in baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had
00:46:13that kind of money
00:46:13to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop
00:46:16in the bucket for me.
00:46:17I know what this is.
00:46:19You've gotten delusional.
00:46:21And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:22so you can just show up
00:46:23to a fancy party
00:46:24and some Prince Charming
00:46:25will scoop you
00:46:26into money forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security!
00:46:30Lock the doors.
00:46:31This woman doesn't leave
00:46:32until we're through with her.
00:46:36This is where
00:46:37your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:43She's being cornered
00:46:44by her ex and his mistress
00:46:45at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:46Butch Tanner.
00:46:47Well, he's going to wish
00:46:48she died in battle
00:46:49after I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:55You think a few toy guns
00:46:57scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of people
00:47:00from much worse.
00:47:02Including your head
00:47:02of command, Butch.
00:47:05General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma for years
00:47:11after he saved the nation
00:47:12from a terrorist attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled,
00:47:15unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly
00:47:18have this magical ability
00:47:19to heal someone
00:47:21like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here
00:47:23is going to believe you.
00:47:24If you really cured
00:47:25the incurable general,
00:47:27then Sasa
00:47:27is the fucking
00:47:28Virgin Mary.
00:47:29And she's not.
00:47:30You're just asking
00:47:31to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:33Show them, Butch.
00:47:36Oh my God.
00:47:40See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:42Trixie's just a
00:47:44freeloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me
00:47:49and Marissa alone
00:47:50because we're rich
00:47:51as fuck now.
00:47:52I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:54Sasa, she has
00:47:56a billion dollar
00:47:57biomedical contract
00:47:58with the military.
00:48:00Approved by the first
00:48:01female president
00:48:02of the United States
00:48:03herself, bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying to leech
00:48:08off you like a parasitic
00:48:09gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here.
00:48:11No one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals for the poor.
00:48:13Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:16This is high society.
00:48:18So you're either born
00:48:19on a silver spoon
00:48:20or you're as accomplished
00:48:21as me to be here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do some serious
00:48:24dick-sucking here,
00:48:26maybe someone will drop
00:48:27a couple bucks
00:48:28in your tin can.
00:48:32I already have everything
00:48:33one can dream of.
00:48:34But I valued our friendship,
00:48:36Marissa, which is why
00:48:37I came here to give you
00:48:38a second chance.
00:48:39To see if you'd apologize
00:48:40and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:42But no.
00:48:43You stooped so low,
00:48:45it disgusts me.
00:48:47Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:48than you standing
00:48:49on street corners
00:48:50like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows
00:48:52if you've already started
00:48:53offering sexual services.
00:48:56Well then,
00:48:58why don't you get
00:48:59on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:00My brother
00:49:01will never take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry
00:49:04an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:06But make me happy?
00:49:08And I might consider
00:49:09making you my
00:49:10personal prostitute.
00:49:22How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:24I'm never letting you
00:49:25leave here alive.
00:49:27Please,
00:49:27I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:31After I'm done with you,
00:49:32Trixie,
00:49:32not even the goddess of healing
00:49:34will be able to save you.
00:49:36Oh,
00:49:37is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Get down on your knees
00:49:43and give Bob
00:49:44one hell of a blowjob
00:49:45in front of everybody here
00:49:47or I'll pop
00:49:48so many holes in you
00:49:49the men here
00:49:49won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:51I don't need to be
00:49:52the goddess of anything
00:49:53to punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:55I've saved before
00:49:56could crush you
00:49:57before you even touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General Lysander
00:50:02scooped you off your feet
00:50:04but you weren't good enough
00:50:05for me.
00:50:05You're definitely
00:50:06not good enough for him.
00:50:07Enough!
00:50:08You're souring my party
00:50:10so you either get
00:50:11the fuck out
00:50:12or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:17I think I quite like it here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:29Mmm.
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:39on my future wife.
00:50:47It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:51:03It's...
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No.
00:51:06I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um...
00:51:09When did I become
00:51:10your future wife?
00:51:12You saved me,
00:51:14Trixie.
00:51:15Remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:18ever again.
00:51:19Really,
00:51:20it was nothing.
00:51:21I saved you
00:51:22because you're a good man.
00:51:24Not because I want you
00:51:25to owe me any favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one
00:51:34who cheated on me,
00:51:35Trixie.
00:51:35Look at you guys
00:51:36all lovey-dove.
00:51:37Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:39She waited for you
00:51:39for three years.
00:51:40This is the kind
00:51:41of woman of virtue
00:51:42that a man would die for.
00:51:45Virtue?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:48She's probably out there
00:51:49giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:51No man
00:51:52who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:54would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy
00:51:56Bob was willing
00:51:57to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major.
00:52:06You know?
00:52:07Look, man.
00:52:08I know Trixie
00:52:09is like a...
00:52:10I don't know.
00:52:10Like a seven.
00:52:11Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:13but don't waste your manhood
00:52:14on a whiny,
00:52:15worthless woman like that.
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:20Ah!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22A real man
00:52:24never talks about a woman
00:52:25that way.
00:52:26You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need
00:52:38to fight fire with fire
00:52:39to deal with
00:52:39the likes of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious,
00:52:42Trixie.
00:52:43You know that?
00:52:46You're only getting off
00:52:47with it because
00:52:47she's so kind,
00:52:48so you're gonna do me
00:52:49the favor of never
00:52:49coming near her again.
00:52:50You understand?
00:52:51You wanna fuck with me,
00:52:52you little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major!
00:52:55You're probably
00:52:56lowest rank
00:52:56of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll...
00:52:58I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know
00:53:01who this is, Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were
00:53:03in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been doing
00:53:05this whole time
00:53:05if you don't know
00:53:06who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all part
00:53:15of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell your house
00:53:19to hire this actor
00:53:20so you can feel better
00:53:21about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth
00:53:23is tied to the man
00:53:24she marries.
00:53:25Trixie is worthless
00:53:26because that guy
00:53:26looks like a cowboy.
00:53:30A bum girl
00:53:31and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35Seems like they don't
00:53:36know who you are
00:53:36since you've been
00:53:37out of action
00:53:37for so long.
00:53:39Maybe she tried
00:53:39to face them off
00:53:40some more.
00:53:40Don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:53Trixie, listen.
00:53:54I know that you
00:53:55didn't ask for anything
00:53:56after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know
00:53:59that we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man
00:54:04to get close to a woman
00:54:05and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie.
00:54:13I have never
00:54:14met a woman
00:54:17like you.
00:54:18So incredible
00:54:20and kind
00:54:21and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know
00:54:23that you're the one
00:54:24for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts
00:54:28or a really,
00:54:29really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:33No.
00:54:35First gift.
00:54:40Trixie, I know that you
00:54:42just lost your home.
00:54:43So I'm getting you
00:54:44with your own
00:54:45new mansion.
00:54:46Worth $500 million
00:54:48previously owned
00:54:49by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:55This contains
00:54:57all the rights
00:54:57to my entire fortune,
00:55:00which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune
00:55:02from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04It must be that easy.
00:55:05They already spent
00:55:06their entire life savings
00:55:07on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander,
00:55:10I really don't care
00:55:11for any of us.
00:55:12No, look,
00:55:13I know.
00:55:14I know that you are
00:55:15the farthest thing
00:55:16from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Which is exactly why
00:55:19my third gift
00:55:20is, um,
00:55:24well...
00:55:38Cleo!
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:41Oh my god.
00:55:43You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:50But with you,
00:55:51it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore,
00:55:57will you marry me?
00:56:00You know I can't say
00:56:01no to this doggo.
00:56:06Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:24Go, go, power couple.
00:56:27Woo!
00:56:27Ha ha.
00:56:28Okay, stop.
00:56:29The only power couple here
00:56:31is Butch and I.
00:56:33Let's remind everyone
00:56:34how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:37No man in their right mind
00:56:40would marry that embarrassing
00:56:42sack of scraps.
00:56:43Hey.
00:56:44I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:45but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:47which means that she will be treated as
00:56:50and cherished as
00:56:51the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:53Understand?
00:56:57You still don't realize
00:56:59that my brother
00:57:00is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:02This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:12As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:19Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:20basically control the global stock market.
00:57:23Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry
00:57:25the Princess of England
00:57:25than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:29I bet my life you're all just...
00:57:31actors.
00:57:32Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:34Come on, Lysander.
00:57:34What are we waiting for?
00:57:35Let's show them what we can do
00:57:36and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:37What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us,
00:57:40the elites?
00:57:41Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:43She wishes.
00:57:44She could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:47Truth is, she's just a useless,
00:57:49lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:51She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:55I can dispose of them
00:57:57in other means if you don't prefer violets.
00:58:00I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:03I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:06Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:14Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:15Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:19Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:22Anyone these days could call anyone
00:58:24and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:36What?
00:58:38What?
00:58:41I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:51Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:52Are you sure that was the call, Sassoon?
00:58:54That was a real call?
00:58:56People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:58My company's dead.
00:58:59It evaporated.
00:59:01It's in thin air.
00:59:05That's impossible.
00:59:07Who are you?
00:59:08What did you do?
00:59:10Secretary Cho,
00:59:11you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:13And you yourself said that the Armstrong family
00:59:15owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:17Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:20Then that means...
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:26The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:30Trixie's marrying the famed war hero.
00:59:33The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:38Now you believe me?
00:59:39Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:43There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:45You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:48It's awesome.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:50It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:55It's awesome.
00:59:57I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:59Because you've been in the military for so long.
01:00:01You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:04Let me take you to my wedding chamber,
01:00:05and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:09Do you have to have your hands for me,
01:00:11or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:17I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:19who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:23Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:28Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:31I don't blame her at all.
01:00:32Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:34Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:36Fine.
01:00:37But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:38I can give you a room full of pageant winners,
01:00:4118 years old,
01:00:42fresh for the taking.
01:00:51I did that so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:53Miss Trixie.
01:00:54Thank you, Devin.
01:00:56Marissa,
01:00:57not only have you backstabbed me,
01:00:59your best friend,
01:01:01by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:03but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:05just to get your company back?
01:01:06You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:09No, to all of humanity.
01:01:10So now,
01:01:11everything that I've ever given you to,
01:01:13I'm taking it all back.
01:01:17Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:22They're imposters.
01:01:27I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:29and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:31because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:34So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:37The goddess healer?
01:01:38You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage
01:01:40in the field of medicine
01:01:41approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:44Yes, that's the highest honor
01:01:46anyone can have
01:01:47in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:48The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:50the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:52the left leave the wrong,
01:01:54the left.
01:01:55That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:57The president would never
01:01:58let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:01In fact,
01:02:01she's on her way now.
01:02:04So you're telling me
01:02:06this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:09isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:11Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:12If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:14approves of my products,
01:02:16who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:18We can break his legs,
01:02:19break his arms,
01:02:20no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:21She even gave us explicit permission
01:02:23to call upon secret services.
01:02:25FBI!
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:30and identity theft.
01:02:33Gotcha.
01:02:38Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:40No, don't arrest her!
01:02:43Trixie is a good person!
01:02:45Please, officer,
01:02:46don't arrest her!
01:02:47Grandma,
01:02:48Mr. Rogers,
01:02:49Mrs. Williams,
01:02:50what are you all doing here?
01:02:51The neighbors heard about
01:02:52the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:53We were worried,
01:02:55so we came here to back you up.
01:02:57Listen, officer,
01:02:58I can attest that Trixie Amoria
01:03:00is a good neighbor.
01:03:02She's very kind-hearted
01:03:03and would never break the law.
01:03:05Yes,
01:03:05and one time when my daughter
01:03:06needed university tuition,
01:03:09Trixie gave her everything she had
01:03:10just to help her out.
01:03:12She also paid for my recent
01:03:13heart surgery as well.
01:03:15My fiancee really is an incredible woman.
01:03:18She's an angel
01:03:19descended from heaven.
01:03:25You must be the criminal
01:03:26pretending to be
01:03:27General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:29My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:31He's a war hero
01:03:32who single-handedly
01:03:33saved this country
01:03:34from a terrorist attack.
01:03:35Without him,
01:03:36this whole country
01:03:36would have been bombed
01:03:37to ash.
01:03:38And that's why
01:03:39it's twice the crime
01:03:40for stealing his identity.
01:03:42General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:43only fell into a coma
01:03:44because of the fight
01:03:45with the terrorist.
01:03:46And we've received no word
01:03:47that he's woken up yet,
01:03:48so this must be an imposter.
01:03:51I can tell that
01:03:52this whole dilemma
01:03:52with my identity
01:03:53is causing you
01:03:54a lot of trouble.
01:03:55But I promise
01:03:55that I'll get it resolved
01:03:56and we can focus
01:03:57on taking down
01:03:58your scumbag ex.
01:04:01If you want to arrest me,
01:04:02fine.
01:04:04But don't fuck
01:04:04with my fiancee.
01:04:06You don't get to decide,
01:04:07punk.
01:04:07Let's go!
01:04:31Get him!
01:04:32If you can.
01:05:01Get him!
01:05:23Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:39Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:45Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:47He's so manly.
01:05:49Much better than your last one.
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:54It's Butch's loss.
01:05:55Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:58She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:04Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor!
01:06:17See, Trixie?
01:06:18You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:21You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:24We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:32Let them eat cake!
01:06:34Hm.
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:44Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:46Attack!
01:06:47No!
01:06:49No!
01:06:50No!
01:06:50No!
01:06:51No!
01:06:52No!
01:06:53No!
01:06:53No!
01:06:54No!
01:06:54No!
01:06:55No!
01:06:58No!
01:07:00No!
01:07:04No!
01:07:05No!
01:07:05No!
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:32That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams
01:07:34Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:35We're quartered
01:07:37I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:39Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:45They will be punished
01:07:49Now hold still for me
01:07:53Right, re-rights the world
01:08:05Holy fuck, did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:10Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now
01:08:17Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:22No, please
01:08:23I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:25Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:27Sure
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:35While I do not care for glory
01:08:37I do believe in justice
01:08:40Marissa and Butch
01:08:41Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:43But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:47And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong
01:08:53But you're close
01:08:55Bullshit
01:08:56I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:09:01You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death
01:09:20Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:24But I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:28You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:29What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:53I'm fine
01:09:54Nothing happened
01:09:55You'll see soon enough
01:09:57Oh, please
01:09:57I really want to die
01:09:59And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:04Whoops
01:10:05Just crossed it again
01:10:06Whoops
01:10:07And again
01:10:09Nothing's happening
01:10:22What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything
01:10:27Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:31I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:32If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:36Come on
01:10:38Major
01:10:38Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See, this must be an illusion
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:49Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:02Oh, please
01:11:03You hurt us first
01:11:05At first
01:11:06I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:08But I've come to realize
01:11:09Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:12Marissa
01:11:13Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:17You blame yourself
01:11:18For being worthless
01:11:20You think anyone would want to marry you
01:11:22When you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife
01:11:34And instead
01:11:35Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:37And protective husband
01:11:39You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:44It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:48And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:49Oh, really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I
01:11:52Who has everything you want
01:11:54You've got nothing on me
01:11:59Yes
01:12:00Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:07Goddess
01:12:08Madam President
01:12:09I require your assistance
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:16Get the VP
01:12:17We're leaving now
01:12:20Did she just pretend to call
01:12:22The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:26But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for
01:12:30Marissa
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:32A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:34How I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:37I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:40Only the most important people have
01:12:42Madam President's direct line
01:12:43You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way
01:12:47Low-life Trixie
01:12:48Could have called the president
01:12:50By herself
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony
01:12:53Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:55So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:57No
01:12:57My granddaughter would never do that
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:03Only the Goddess Healer can do that
01:13:05Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:13Oh
01:13:15First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:19And now you, Trixie
01:13:21Are pretending to be the Goddess Healer
01:13:23Who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:24Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:29I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:34While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:37Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:40But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working
01:13:43You can't just fake the
01:13:47Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is
01:13:50Legendary
01:13:50It's like real magic
01:13:51Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:54But the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:00Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No
01:14:06Trixie, look
01:14:08I believe you
01:14:09You saved me
01:14:11Whether you're a Goddess or not
01:14:13You did that
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me
01:14:17We'll riot against you now
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:45Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:50You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:53Wait, what?
01:14:56He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:58No, no
01:14:59We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:01Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:02This actor Trixie hired
01:15:05Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:08But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:10That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:13Yes
01:15:13We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:15What I mean is
01:15:17You're the war hero
01:15:19General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:21And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:24The moment you wake up
01:15:25You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:27And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:32So he is the general
01:15:34Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:36Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:42So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:45We got the VP and the president
01:15:47On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:52I told you
01:15:53Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:55This is treason!
01:15:56Lysander Armstrong
01:15:58You are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:05Hurry!
01:16:06The goddess healer needs us
01:16:10You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:12My brother is a war hero
01:16:14He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:16He was in a coma for two years
01:16:18If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:25Not just your brother
01:16:26Yeah
01:16:28It's okay
01:16:30Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:33I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:38And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:40I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:46I truly saved a good man
01:16:53I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:56And what can you do about it?
01:16:58Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:00My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:05Let's try it out on them
01:17:09Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:17:10There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:12Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:15Despicable!
01:17:15What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:20Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:25Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:30Oh!
01:17:39Shoot!
01:17:40Wait, that's the President
01:17:53What the hell?
01:17:54Hey, idiots!
01:18:02Oh my gosh
01:18:04I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:18:06That was
01:18:07They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:18:10What is this?
01:18:12Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:16This is a war crime
01:18:17These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:20You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:22I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:23I have the presidential contract
01:18:24With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:27And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing?
01:18:32Reverse the poison
01:18:33And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:35That is easy
01:18:37There's no need
01:18:38I'll save everyone
01:18:53It's raining gold
01:18:58What's happening?
01:18:59Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:00It's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:04She, she, she is
01:19:07She is a criminal
01:19:09Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:10We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:12I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:13Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:18The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:31This contract?
01:19:33Yeah, yes
01:19:34Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:53My contract, you bitch
01:19:55And that's not all
01:20:09This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:11There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:15Don't you realize?
01:20:16Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:20You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:22Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:25And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:27So prepare yourself
01:20:29Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:32What are you going to do?
01:20:34The President is here
01:20:36And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:40You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:44Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:46So what's your final decision?
01:20:50I'll
01:20:51She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:59I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:06Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:08You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:11You wish, you idiot
01:21:15I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:17So ugly on the inside
01:21:19It makes me want to vomit
01:21:20I don't understand
01:21:22I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:24For posing as the Goddess of Healing
01:21:28And do you know
01:21:29The Goddess Healer saved me and my son
01:21:32During childbirth?
01:21:33You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:37The one and only
01:21:39And it's
01:21:43Her
01:21:55Whaaaaat?
01:22:00Welcome, goddess
01:22:12You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:18Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:25To help those in need
01:22:26And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:30No, so that means
01:22:32The billion dollar contract
01:22:34It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36She took it away just like that
01:22:39That was her golden ticket
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:43But after everything you've done
01:22:45We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:48No, please, I swear
01:22:49I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:51It doesn't matter
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:56Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:57She's an amazing person
01:22:59And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:03She's gonna be my wife
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:07On this planet
01:23:13I love you
01:23:27All her goals
01:23:28All her clothes
01:23:30All that could have been mine
01:23:31This is all your fault
01:23:33This is all
01:23:34You seduced me
01:23:37You were the one that came onto me
01:23:39You himbo
01:23:41Please, Trixie
01:23:42Give me another chance
01:23:44I want to be rich again
01:23:46I'll be your slave
01:23:48Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:50You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:52But it's too late now
01:23:54All I see is your greed
01:23:56And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:57Just to benefit yourself
01:23:58You two should be locked up
01:24:00And she shall
01:24:02For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:04Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:08It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:09I never loved you
01:24:11It's your fault
01:24:12I was only with you for your money
01:24:14I don't care
01:24:14You were rich
01:24:16I'll see myself out
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess
01:24:20We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:24My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:26Just like you
01:24:27I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:30That is why I saved you
01:24:32With these healing hands
01:24:34I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:36One good deed at a time
01:24:38Well
01:24:40Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:44Let's party!
01:24:45Wait
01:24:46What if we just got married?
01:24:47Right
01:24:48Right now
01:24:48Yes
01:24:49Well
01:24:51Woo!
01:24:53Do you take each other
01:24:55To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:58I do
01:24:59I do
01:25:00You may kiss the bride
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