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Love Story S01E01 (2026) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00I don't know.
00:30I need a different color sorry I just this isn't gonna work from where I'm
00:37going no do you want a different shade no let's go something safe a neutral a
00:50shade of nude
01:18your sister-in-law is downstairs I'll be down in a minute I just need a change
01:25thanks Rosemary
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04:17I'm just anxious.
04:21I love you.
04:24And I appreciate you being here.
04:40I love you too.
04:43Good.
04:50I love you too.
04:53Let's go.
05:17I love you too.
05:43I love you too.
05:45I'm with you too.
05:46Crawford, take off.
05:47Air is organized by 3 November.
06:15I love you too.
06:17Yeah, let's go.
06:44Alright, let's go.
06:44I love you too.
07:56We want to be free to do what we want to do.
07:59We want to be free to do what we want to do.
08:25You go home with that guy?
08:27What guy?
08:29The hot tan one you were talking to with the full arms on the bad jeans.
08:32I thought I saw you guys leave together.
08:34I just went home. I'm so tired.
08:36You're so fucking cagey sometimes.
08:38Here I am growing my heart out.
08:42What do you want me to tell you?
08:43That you fucked him.
08:45That I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction.
08:48Hold it, please.
08:52By the way, I wore your Egyptian mask last night, and I'm not kidding.
08:55Three different guys, like, inhaled me.
08:56One of them said I smelled like a laundromat, which, like, weird, but I'll take it.
09:11Grace, you could hear you.
09:12I thought the rule about not talking the elevator was more than this.
09:15Like a sexuality.
09:19There's cameras everywhere.
09:20Give me a raise, motherfucker.
09:39Please tell me you didn't leave him a voicemail.
09:41I didn't.
09:42I left to...
09:44Grace.
09:46Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to?
09:49I've tried playing hard to get, and apparently I play it too well.
09:53Come here.
09:55Come here.
09:59Look at me.
10:02You're beautiful.
10:03Okay?
10:05Hey.
10:09Exploit his insecurities.
10:12I read that somewhere.
10:13Until when?
10:14Until you're bored of him, or he's too old to leave you.
10:17Can we save a powwow for after work, please?
10:20We need those looks that we pulled for to be pressed, bagged, and labeled, and her PR up.
10:24It's going to be here in, like, an hour.
10:25Let's go.
10:26Chop, chop.
10:28And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11.
10:34Prime example.
10:35Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative.
10:37Therefore, I have no respect for her authority.
10:42I feel like a prisoner in this showroom, as much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize.
10:48Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR.
10:50He loves you.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:52Company's hemorrhaging money, and he just got out of rehab.
10:54Now's the time to make it all about me.
10:56I haven't even been here a year.
10:57Well, you used to be folding her sweaters at the mall, and now look where you are.
11:00I miss them all.
11:03I miss them all.
11:14Baby, love's what you make, yeah.
11:21Killing me, baby.
11:45No, this looks like a library.
11:48This is sent, sir.
11:53Yo, you get what you need it?
12:01John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time.
12:04His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr.
12:06John F. Kennedy Jr. has flunked the New York State bar exam again.
12:09Kennedy will lose his job.
12:10Kennedy's last chance.
12:11John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of study.
12:15He's the son of the late president.
12:16He may have been called the sexiest man alive, but tonight he was just plain embarrassed.
12:20He's very free, and he's out of his job as assistant DA.
12:23What's next for the famous heir?
12:34So what if he flubbed the bar exam twice?
12:37Twice as in parentheticals.
12:39America's uncrowned prince is facing 30 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role.
12:45But now it's time to hit those law books.
12:50If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend.
12:55Fuck off.
12:56I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere.
12:58I have to show your dick to everyone at the gym.
13:00Apparently this is all I'm good for.
13:02Well, as your cousin, obviously, I disagree.
13:05Also, I'm an actual prince with a title and everything.
13:09What is this obsession with anointing you?
13:12You know, the funny thing is, when I first saw the headline, The Hunk Flunks, I thought to myself,
13:16wow, this is bad.
13:17But I couldn't possibly get any worse.
13:20You'll take it again.
13:23The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistance.
13:26If I fail again, I'm out of a job.
13:29Well, then I guess you better not fail.
13:41I mean, it's beautiful.
13:44Well, we can also try it with a shawl.
13:46We can do different styling options.
13:48Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself?
13:53Both.
13:54Neither.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:55I'm really not very good at this kind of thing.
13:58What do you think?
14:01Oh, I think we can find you something better.
14:05Really?
14:06Yes.
14:07You know right away if a dress works, the confidence should wash over you.
14:10Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for Carolyn,
14:12so why don't we try it with the shawl?
14:14We can go from there.
14:16I'm so sorry.
14:18I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen.
14:20How are you?
14:21Hi.
14:24Let's have a look.
14:27How do you feel?
14:29Well, I mean, it's beautiful.
14:32But Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options.
14:37Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging.
14:38I just...
14:40I just figured we could pull some alts.
14:47Remind me, this is for the Bugsy premiere, right?
14:50Yeah.
14:59I mean, this is something a little more charming.
15:06It's a sexier option.
15:12I had an idea.
15:13Why don't we let Calvin decide?
15:16Well, does she not work here, too?
15:20No, I...
15:23One second.
15:28Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection,
15:31and I'm obsessed with it.
15:33The detailing is just...
15:35Tonya?
15:37Here.
15:42Okay.
15:44Okay, so obviously we'd have to take it in a bit.
15:46But I think it's a bold choice.
15:48And a fun nod to the film noir gangster genre.
15:53I love it.
15:55Can I please take her home with me?
15:56Oh, no.
15:57Okay.
15:58Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together?
16:01Because I only ask because I wouldn't want your outfits to clash.
16:03All eyes are going to be on you.
16:05If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive.
16:10I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser.
16:13Are you going to be there?
16:14Oh, I can't.
16:14I have a stage reading at Circle in the Square.
16:17Well, every major designer is going to be there.
16:19So if I see Warren Beatty and Armani or Ralph Lauren,
16:22you'll be hearing from me.
16:27Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette?
16:30Sure.
16:31No, I was talking to Carolyn.
16:33Wherever you go, always take the weather with you.
16:37Everywhere you go.
16:43Hey!
16:45Always take the weather with you.
16:46Where do you go?
16:47Everywhere you go.
16:51Everywhere you go.
16:54Always take the weather.
16:56Take the weather, the weather with you.
17:09You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges.
17:11They said the same shit when your father appointed me U.S. Attorney of the Southern District of New York
17:1530 years ago.
17:16Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now?
17:19How are you holding up?
17:20Great. Why?
17:21Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently?
17:24At least they called you hunky.
17:26I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining.
17:28Look, you'll take it a third time, you'll pass it, it'll all be ancient history.
17:32I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card.
17:34I can assure you it won't be.
17:36By the way, I'm well aware that this is the least compelling sob story in the world.
17:40You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks.
17:44At a certain point, you have to decide how you want to feel about them.
17:54Her assistant's picking that up at three, so just double-check and make sure it's good to go.
17:57It's ready, I got it.
17:58Uh, and did that jacket come back from the tailor yet?
18:00Yeah.
18:01Hey, Tanya.
18:03Um, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser?
18:10Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier for your status at this company.
18:15You're a saleswoman, Carolyn.
18:17That's it.
18:22Strong candidate for an exorcism.
18:24Whatever, I'm still going.
18:25Really?
18:26What if she sees you?
18:27If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it.
18:34Fellas, the hyenas have set up camps, so don't forget to suck in.
18:41Let's go easy on John, all right?
18:43I can't have America finding out their favorite son is Butterfingers.
18:46Eat my ass, Colin.
18:47I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before.
18:49Oh!
18:50All right.
18:51Hey, hey, we have an odd number.
18:53How do you know it doesn't have a cubic?
18:55Oh, so both of you can suck?
18:57Talk some shit out of the gate.
18:58Let's go.
19:00All right, let's go.
19:01Now hang on a sec.
19:05Hey, Troy!
19:06I'm going to burn you from the circle.
19:08I'm like white on rice, Johnny.
19:09Prove it.
19:10We're down on that.
19:10We're down on that.
19:40No! No!
19:44Watch out if you feel right here.
20:00Of course not.
20:06Hi.
20:06Sorry, I'm late.
20:09Where are you coming?
20:10I had a touch football game.
20:12At least make something up.
20:15Hats off at the table, please.
20:22Is your salmon cold?
20:23Oh, you didn't have to wait for me.
20:25We didn't. It's just cold.
20:32Thank you, Eugene.
20:33Of course.
20:34So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s waiting this weekend?
20:38I have to work, unfortunately.
20:39I'll be there.
20:40Really?
20:41Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs.
20:45Well, you two can be each other's date.
20:49How do you know I'm not bringing someone already?
20:51Well, the wedding's in four days.
20:52You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute.
20:56He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait.
20:59Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood.
21:02People magazine's sexiest priest alive doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
21:07Thank you, Eugene.
21:09I see you're eating meat again.
21:11Well, I never swore off meat, Mother.
21:12I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet because Daryl made a very valid case for it.
21:17Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable.
21:20My relationship or my diet?
21:23You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome.
21:26Sweetheart.
21:26And despite your impressions, Daryl actually does care what you think of her.
21:29Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her.
21:32What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom.
21:35Oh, yes. I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant.
21:40Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars.
21:42Why don't you just save us all a lot of time and tell me exactly who you'd like me to
21:45bring home to you?
21:46Because I guarantee, inevitably, you'll find something wrong with them, too.
21:49There are lots of girls.
21:50Now, like who?
21:51You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after.
21:55Yeah, well, she's back in L.A. now, so...
21:58Bed-hopping with rock stars.
22:00Um...
22:00I love how you pose these questions like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life.
22:04Apple doesn't fall far.
22:05Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right?
22:08Not everyone's awarded the same privacy.
22:10Well, that's one way of looking at it.
22:14Meaning what, Ed?
22:17Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life?
22:21Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices.
22:23I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise.
22:26Your sister is settled down with children.
22:29Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country like it's an episode of Santa Barbara.
22:35Yeah, this, coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope.
22:45I worked too hard to watch you be sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness that's plagued every
22:56other member of this family.
22:57Okay.
23:11Good evening.
23:12Dan Raddell reporting.
23:14Former Massachusetts Senator Paul Saunders announced his decision today, again, at a news conference in Boston.
23:19Saunders said he will not re-enter the race before the Democratic presidential nomination.
23:24One thing everybody's talking about this election year is the lack of affordable health care.
23:30CBS News health correspondent, Petey Metis, is here to tell us it's a make-a-break issue now for people
23:35who thought they'd never have to worry.
23:37Contrary to what you might think, I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you.
23:43I mean, I'm 31 years old.
23:46You're my son.
23:49You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do.
23:56I just want you to find your way.
24:12I'm in.
24:13I'm in.
24:17I'm in.
24:18I'm in.
24:18I'm in.
24:19I'm in.
24:19I'm in.
24:20It's all right.
24:21I'm in.
24:21Right here, Josh.
24:22We'll be a perfect for ya.
24:25You're both dressed.
24:26You're by yourself, Josh.
24:27Sure.
24:28In.
24:40Mr. Patrick, I'm out of here.
24:41You, Mr. Patrick, I'm over here.
24:42The police will stop driving.
24:42You're going to come to get a lot of smoke from the police department,
24:49I saw the signs of my undoing
25:02They have been there from the start
25:08And the darkness still has work to do
25:14The knotted cords untied
25:19The heated and the holy
25:22Oh, they're sitting there on high
25:24So secure with everything there by
25:29In the blood of evil
25:34Like a woman out in bed
25:36Hi
25:39Did you make it in all right?
25:41I had to give the guy 50 bucks
25:42He had no clue who he were
25:44What?
25:45Your face just now?
25:46I'm kidding
25:46Is this for the Resort collection?
25:50What are the target stripes too much?
25:51Well, it's clear we overshot homage
25:52And crash lands in a caricature
25:54What are you doing back here?
25:57Oh, I forgot the feathered hat
25:58At the office that she brought in
26:06Come have drinks with us
26:09I had this idea last night
26:12Have you been to Nell's?
26:12No, I've been dying to Nell's
26:14This fun little place downtown
26:15Is really kind of terrific
26:16And I got in at 1.30 in the morning
26:19From Washington
26:20And Kelly called me
26:21She said a bunch of us
26:23Are having a little fun downtown
26:24And why don't you come and join us?
26:25So I went and met up with them
26:28And we were up most of the night
26:30And so on occasion
26:31After 40
26:31You could still have fun
26:38You're going to thank me for this
26:49Sorry to interrupt
26:54John
26:55This is Carolyn Bissette
26:56She's our VIP whisperer
26:58At the company
27:00Carolyn
27:00This is John Kennedy
27:05VIP whisperer
27:06That's quite the moniker
27:07What does that entail exactly?
27:09No, it's a real high wire act
27:10There's a cape involved
27:12Oh, she's underselling herself
27:14Which is ironic
27:15Because Carolyn is responsible
27:16For millions of dollars in sales
27:19I don't doubt it
27:21I like your dress, by the way
27:22Thank you
27:23You can't help yourself, can you?
27:25So I'm a bad boy
27:26I'm so sorry
27:27What can you do?
27:27I need to steal you for a minute
27:32Do you want to grab a drink?
27:33Oh, technically I'm working
27:34Wasn't everyone here?
27:37Wow, quite the shrewd observation
27:38Coming from the bell of the ball
27:39The bell of the ball?
27:41I know like five people here
27:43Well
27:44You wouldn't know that
27:45From the way around staring at you
27:47Oh, I think they're all staring at you
27:50You just keep that in your back pocket
27:53I'm sure there's lots of people
27:54Waiting to talk to you
27:55Oh, exactly
27:56So you can't abandon me
28:00Whenever my mom
28:01Is at a party
28:02Or out to dinner
28:02She always locks eyes intensely
28:03With whoever she's talking to
28:05Because she says that
28:07Even the appearance of a recess
28:08In conversation
28:09Will invite interlopers
28:12Well, then you better keep appearing
28:13To look interested
28:16Oh, fuck
28:17What?
28:18Nothing, just my
28:19Boss giving me the death stare
28:21Who, Calvin?
28:21No, bless her boss
28:22I really gotta go
28:24Please take me with you
28:25I'm not sure that's such a good look
28:27Talking out of a charity event
28:28Or going home with you?
28:31It's nice meeting you, John
28:33You think I can get your number?
28:34I don't give my number out to strangers
28:37I just met you
28:38You could be a serial killer for all I know
28:40Oh, come on
28:41That'd be way too much of a commitment
28:43How about I give you my number?
28:45That way the ball's in your court
28:47I don't want to get your hopes up
28:48Please, I'm not about begging
28:50In front of all of my closest friends
28:53You know where I work
28:57Try reception
29:09Is he dreamy
29:11And like an off-putting
29:12Manchurian candidate
29:13Kind of way
29:14Or like a
29:15I can't help
29:15But emanate sex
29:16It's in my perfect DNA
29:18Okay, what if he does reach out?
29:20You know, he won't
29:21He was just bored
29:23And innately flirtatious
29:25Sexy doorman just arrived
29:31Can we please stop calling him that?
29:37Sexy belt
29:38He's actually an aspiring model
29:40That's actually so much worse
29:42That being said
29:43As an agent
29:44I'd happily advance his career
29:46If he'd advance my orgasm
29:47Maybe if you unchained him
29:49From his futon
29:50Once in a while
29:50And let us hang out with him
29:52We might start to like
29:53Sexy belt
29:53I'm not ashamed of him
29:55He's great
29:55We just
29:56We don't have that much in common
29:59Oh, thank you
30:10We don't have that much in common
30:14We don't have that much in common
30:19We don't have that much in common
30:20We don't have that much in common
30:20We don't have that much in common
30:20We don't have that much in common
30:20We don't have that much in common
30:22We don't have that much in common
30:24We don't have that much in common
30:25We don't have that much in common
30:27We don't have that much in common
30:30What was that?
30:31Well, I was just saying bye.
30:33Do you know that I came down here to see you,
30:35and I waited in line for like an hour,
30:37and now you're leaving?
30:37Well, I would've come and got you
30:38if I knew you were out here.
30:41Yeah, that's not really the point.
30:42What?
30:42It looks like you're having a perfectly good time in there.
30:44See, this is where I'm getting a little confused.
30:46When we're in public, you act like I don't exist,
30:48but then when we're alone, you're something about it.
30:51So it's just-
30:51Okay, Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend.
30:54Okay, I'm accountable for people all day,
30:57every day at work, and when I leave,
30:58I just want to do whatever the fuck I want
31:00whenever the fuck I want to.
31:01And whoever the fuck you want.
31:05Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
31:06I just, if you can't keep this like cool and casual,
31:08I think we should just go back to being friends.
31:17You're just gonna leave me here right now?
31:19I guess that's kinda up to you.
31:53Well, let's go.
32:15I'm here to see Carolyn DeSette.
32:18If you could just point me in her general direction.
32:47Hi, what a terrific surprise.
32:50Oh.
33:08Hi.
33:09Hi.
33:11Sorry, is this a bad time?
33:13No.
33:15No, uh, I was just on.
33:23What's up?
33:26I need a new suit.
33:37Put your arms up for me.
33:41You have the tailor, too?
33:43He's on his lunch break.
33:46Typically, our clients make appointments.
33:49I'm a 33 waist.
33:50I know that.
33:53I'm a 32.
33:58I can't do it, not with you.
34:00I can't do it, not with you.
34:00Chin up.
34:02Jeez.
34:03The tailor is possible?
34:04Maybe never will you.
34:17I'll be ready in a week.
34:20Oh.
34:23Is there anything else?
34:25How about some ties?
34:27What?
34:28You're going to deny my business?
34:29What kind of VIP whisperer are you?
34:31A busy one.
34:32You're right.
34:32I'm sorry.
34:34How can I make it up to you?
34:35By swiping your credit card.
34:38Or you could let me take you to dinner.
35:02Oh, my God.
35:05What was that?
35:05So many tears I've had.
35:07So much pain and sin.
35:10But baby, it ain't over till it's over.
35:12What's going on?
35:15J.F.K. Jr. was just here.
35:18What?
35:19No one tells me.
35:21Oh, no.
35:21He came to see Carolyn.
35:23Oh, my God.
35:28So many tears we try to keep in love my life.
35:34But baby, it ain't over till it's over.
35:39So many tears we try to keep in love my life.
35:45Cause baby, it ain't over till it's over.
35:49Are you sure I can't start you off with anything while you wait?
35:55No, no.
35:56Thank you, though.
36:16Carolyn.
36:17Carolyn, wait.
36:19Please, Carolyn.
36:20Wait, don't leave.
36:23Please, don't leave.
36:26Please.
36:30You didn't think maybe call the restaurant?
36:33He's waiting for 20 minutes.
36:34No, I'm sorry.
36:35Listen, please let me buy you dinner.
36:38I mean, if I'm not worth waiting for, the food is.
36:41Please.
36:55This your go-to date spot?
36:58Yeah.
36:59I'm a sucker for a laminated menu.
37:02That's why you chose it.
37:06The menus.
37:10It's okay.
37:11I'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in America.
37:14Well, it's not just that.
37:16It's a gay man, too.
37:25You went a little rogue with the order, but I was pleasantly surprised.
37:28Well, I went backpacking through India after I graduated, and I learned very quickly that
37:33ordering chicken tikka masala is a surefire way to get made fun of.
37:37You backpacked?
37:38Yeah.
37:39What?
37:41Nothing.
37:42I'm just curious to know what your definition of backpacking is.
37:46Same thing as yours?
37:49What, did you think I was shuttled around on a motorcade?
37:52Kind of, yeah.
37:56Why India?
37:58Well, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life after I graduated, and my mom always
38:03says that India is the most beautiful place she'd ever visited, so I decided to take some
38:07time off, go explore the world.
38:10God, I realize this story, so...
38:12Super relatable.
38:15In your defense, I'm sure most of your dates swoon over that India story.
38:18I wasn't trying to impress you.
38:20No, you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late.
38:23I'm sweating.
38:25Have you noticed?
38:25It's not because of the food.
38:30You know, sometimes I find myself trying so hard to put other people at ease that I...
38:36You have nothing to prove.
38:42What do you think you'd be doing with your life if you weren't who you are?
38:45I probably wouldn't be working at the DA's office.
38:48I don't know if you've seen the news recently, but I'm not exactly a legal wonderkin.
38:53Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
38:55It's okay.
38:56No, it's not.
38:58Publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment is cheap and pathetic.
39:03Yeah, it just kind of feels like I have this sign hung over my head that says the hunk flunks.
39:08And that's all that people see when they look at me.
39:10Yeah, but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head.
39:13Yeah?
39:13What's yours say?
39:19I'm not going to disclose my sign on a first date.
39:23What would you be doing?
39:24Am I going to be leading the conversation at any point?
39:26I'm not the one being vetted here.
39:31I guess, when I think of where it was I was happiest, is probably on stage.
39:39Like acting?
39:40Yeah, I did a lot of theater in high school and college, and I loved it.
39:44Something about being a character, being up on stage.
39:48I felt like I could do whatever I wanted and no one could judge me.
39:51Why didn't you pursue it?
39:52I did, actually.
39:54Sort of.
39:55I was in a play here after college.
39:57Called The Lovers.
39:59And my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending.
40:03So, needless to say, we had a very limited run.
40:07Did she like it, at least?
40:08She never came.
40:09Oh.
40:10Not because she didn't want to.
40:11Just because it would have created this whole circus, and that's exactly what she didn't want to have happen.
40:19How old were you when you realized you were the son of a president?
40:25I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before.
40:30I don't know, really.
40:32To be honest, I think I've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood that I can't
40:39really differentiate from what I remember and what I've just been exposed to.
40:44That's sad.
40:50What about your parents?
40:53My mom and stepdad are in Greenwich.
40:57She's a school teacher.
40:59He's a doctor.
41:01I actually introduced them 20 years ago, and I was his patient, and I love to lord that over them.
41:06What about your dad?
41:08Um, he's in White Plains.
41:11Has he remarried?
41:15Nope.
41:17I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
41:19No, no, no, no.
41:20It's just, it's not a very interesting story.
41:26How did you find your way to Calvin Klein?
41:32Um, I always wanted to make a difference in the world.
41:35No, I was working in the mall in Boston.
41:38At a Calvin Klein.
41:40Okay.
41:42And one day this exec from corporate came in, and I had no idea they were there.
41:46And there was this older female customer screaming, crying, melting down, and the dressing room wouldn't come out.
41:51So I just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down.
41:54Anyways, the exec saw the whole thing.
41:55Said, if you can handle that, you can handle anything.
41:59And they brought me out for an interview in New York.
42:03I remember in the waiting room, there were all these sort of, like, polished, upper east side girls.
42:07And I said to the HR person, look, these girls might have a pedigree, but I don't have a plan
42:12B or a trust fund to fall back on.
42:16Sorry.
42:18Yeah, no offense.
42:21You know, I have to make this work.
42:26And they offered me the job right then and there.
42:31I can see why Calvin sings your praises.
42:48Shit.
42:50Somebody stole my bike.
42:52Well, that was a lot.
42:53No.
42:58Thanks.
43:01Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
43:02It's just, what did you think was going to happen?
43:05The civility would prevail.
43:06In New York City?
43:07And you live here?
43:08I'm going to buy another one.
43:11How many bikes have you lost?
43:13Ballpark?
43:14Do you want a cigarette?
43:16No, thanks.
43:17I already have my one for the day.
43:20One?
43:21You have one cigarette a day?
43:24Not all the time, but if I do, I try to limit it to one.
43:28It's a discipline thing.
43:31Mm.
43:33God, just you have discipline when it comes to tobacco.
43:36Just not other people's time.
43:39I said I was sorry.
43:40Yeah.
43:42You said it like you were expecting forgiveness, not asking for it.
43:51This is me.
43:55I thought I had more time.
44:00More time for what?
44:26Let's see again.
44:31I had a nice pattern of it.
44:36So is that it else?
44:38Night, John.
45:07She's unlike anyone I've ever met.
45:10She's totally got my number.
45:11You sleep with her?
45:13No.
45:14No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner.
45:16I had to buy a suit.
45:19I've never seen you have to woo someone before.
45:21This is like watching an animal dance.
45:24All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong.
45:29What?
45:31You're in your head.
45:33Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside himself.
45:38Shut up, Anthony.
45:41Don't you know what's like?
45:42No.
46:03Give you everything you need to live inside a twisted cage.
46:12What are you doing here?
46:17I missed you.
46:18I shouldn't have gone back to California.
46:25You're right.
46:26I'm not going back.
46:28I'm not going back.
46:28Let I be your mother.
46:30I'll do such things to ease your pain.
46:33Free your mind and you won't be ashamed.
46:36Oh.
46:39I can't.
46:41I can't.
46:42I can't.
46:42I can't.
46:42I can't.
46:49I can't.
46:53I can't.
46:54I can't.
46:58I can't.
47:09I can't.
47:26I can't.
47:30I can't.
47:31I can't.
47:34I can't.
47:38I can't.
47:46I can't.
48:02How'd it go?
48:09I think Cindy's our best bet.
48:11To me, she's the quintessential supermodel.
48:13I agree.
48:13Girl next door, prom queen.
48:15All rolled into one.
48:24Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
48:26No, you're fine.
48:27We were just talking about the new campaign.
48:29What do you think of Cindy Crawford?
48:37Are these the girls you passed on?
48:39Yeah, that's the dumping ground.
48:55What about Kate Moss?
49:00Moss is cute, but no one knows who she is.
49:02Exactly.
49:04She's almost unknowable.
49:05She's guarded and elusive.
49:06She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for the camera.
49:10She's just letting you in.
49:13Just enough, because she knows better than to give it all away.
49:24Well, let's bring her home.
49:26And Carolyn, I want you to have what we do.
49:35We turn the world upside down.
49:38Yeah?
49:38How do we do that?
49:40Do you have a stick?
49:41Yeah.
49:42Yeah?
49:43Round and down.
49:45I don't know where the world's upside down.
49:49She wants to marry me.
49:51Sure she does.
49:52You know, you only make things more difficult to me when you pull stunts like that.
49:58Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship, I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom.
50:08You know, I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night, about who it is I see you
50:14with.
50:16I know you think I'm overbearing, but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family,
50:22to have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections, imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the
50:30brunt of.
50:34You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye, that she'll be better equipped to withstand
50:41the scrutiny.
50:41But there isn't enough exposure in the world to prepare a woman to be your wife.
50:49Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves will invariably resent trading it for yours, no matter how pretty
50:56it looks on their letterhead.
51:00She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership, when in reality she'll be orbiting you just like
51:08everybody else, routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone.
51:15See, you have a gift, John, one that can't be torred or bequeathed, one that allows you to alter the
51:23composition of any room you walk into.
51:28Now, you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power.
51:33You want someone to help you wield it.
51:38Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them.
51:43Someone who loves you in spite of your last name.
51:50I don't know who that person is.
51:55But I know who it isn't.
51:58And I know who it is.
52:12And da-la-la-la-la-la, da-la-la-la-la, da-la-la-la-la...
52:19Said I drifted on memory bliss of you.
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