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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:01Okay
00:01:05My baby
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:16Eddie?
00:01:18What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please?
00:01:25Are you Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am!
00:01:30My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake!
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And all our facts we carried every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the holes be put
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05But there are tips
00:02:07I'll hang it on
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I don't
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Rise maid stuff
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks and matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal? Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:43We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:02I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:13Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour
00:04:30A role I take extremely seriously
00:04:32Is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand
00:04:35And this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand
00:04:41You have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:45I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you, Bob
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
00:04:55In extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
00:05:05So I ought to...
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slowing for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her?
00:05:14She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no
00:05:20She... she won't be coming
00:05:28And if I see anyone vaping
00:05:30They will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43It's grand
00:05:43Anyways, we only have to see with her for one day
00:05:45The moment has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off storms in his weird old rudies to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex?
00:05:54Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A trilby?
00:06:21The opening corridor can't stand me now?
00:06:23I've got popstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right on shit was easy
00:06:51I'll do it
00:06:52Ah, oh
00:07:06Oh my god, sorry.
00:07:07I just, it suckered onto me and I could feel it's like monster tongue.
00:07:11There I was, thinking I'd given you the simplest tasks there were.
00:07:16I could do it, I just, once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leaching at speeds never
00:07:21seen before.
00:07:21See that you are.
00:07:23And, if I do everything on my list, which I will, could I have a normal bridesmaid?
00:07:34Perhaps.
00:07:35Perhaps.
00:07:35Hey.
00:07:38Oh, sorry.
00:07:50Oh, sorry.
00:07:52Oops.
00:07:56Oops.
00:07:59Ugh.
00:07:59Again here.
00:08:06I'm sure I saw someone in the penis room
00:08:08When I looked at her, there was nothing there
00:08:12What happened to you?
00:08:14The swans have a very aggressive communication style
00:08:16We're working through it
00:08:17I take the swans over Jessie Ware any day
00:08:19She is insane
00:08:20I found her in the kitchen, neck and cooking, Sherry
00:08:22And when I tried to grab it off her, she called me a slur
00:08:25She called you a little bitch
00:08:26And I consider that a slur
00:08:27What's with the meat, huh?
00:08:28Oh, I was just, I'm beating the altar boys
00:08:31Listen, I have a weird feeling that someone is, like, here
00:08:36Watching us
00:08:37I meant to be more like a pearl has entered the oyster
00:08:45Jack Pearl
00:08:46So we should split off
00:08:47Distracting everybody else now, are we?
00:08:50No, no, no, don't worry
00:08:51I put all the meat in the boys
00:08:54I meant, um
00:08:55I need you to put your bridesmaid's dresses on
00:08:58And meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible
00:09:00If you can manage that
00:09:02Yes
00:09:06Off you go
00:09:09God, who pissed on her, Arga?
00:09:10Just do what she says
00:09:11I'll be going to hunt for Jack Pearl later
00:09:13If she's dressed as a sheer or something
00:09:15I am going to shank Simone
00:09:17I'll be box-standard, pastel satin, babe
00:09:19Don't worry
00:09:24Brian, your tabard is unacceptable
00:09:26Okay, well, um, first off
00:09:28What the fuck is a tabard?
00:09:30So we're actually wearing these
00:09:33World War I nurses' uniforms
00:09:35Is that a problem?
00:09:36God, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:38I love war
00:09:39Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition
00:09:42Even by the aristocracy standards
00:09:44Sister Peggy Beale
00:09:47Saved my grandfather's life
00:09:49Off the Battle of Cambrai
00:09:52Trampled by a horse
00:09:53Poor fellow
00:09:55Crushed his skull to smithereens
00:09:57Somehow he pulled through
00:10:00Thanks to Sister Peggy
00:10:03Who tended to him day and night
00:10:05Upon his return home
00:10:08He did two things
00:10:10First, he vowed to honour
00:10:13Sister Peggy
00:10:14At every family wedding
00:10:16From that day forth
00:10:22And the second thing
00:10:24He stabbed every horse in the stable to death
00:10:26Oh
00:10:28Wow
00:10:29Wow
00:10:30Wow
00:10:30What an honour
00:10:31To represent the, um
00:10:34British army
00:10:36In this way
00:10:38I mean, I'm Irish, of course
00:10:39But you can't help but respect the
00:10:43Empire
00:10:44To ignore, like, 90% of the history
00:10:46And focus on things like the tea
00:10:48And the fun uniforms
00:10:49And what
00:11:10Goodness
00:11:10What would grandfather say about you?
00:11:14Okay, Uncle Albert
00:11:15Let's, uh, get you back to the rest of the family
00:11:17Okay
00:11:18We've actually been looking for you for hours
00:11:24Eddie
00:11:27Are you wearing a bindi?
00:11:29I had no idea you were coming
00:11:30Yeah, it was kind of a last minute decision
00:11:33Huh
00:11:35Okay, um
00:11:36Hug me then, bitch
00:11:42Oh, I had no idea
00:11:44Why would you?
00:11:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:11:47California, mostly
00:11:47Oh
00:11:49So somewhere that definitely does have wifi then?
00:11:51Turns out there's more to life than social media
00:11:58I'd love it if we could talk
00:12:01One on one
00:12:02That's kind of why I came
00:12:04Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, of course
00:12:06Right
00:12:07Now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived
00:12:10Eddie, is it?
00:12:12I'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go
00:12:15The rest of you back to your time
00:12:16Oh, uh, actually, Flopsy, um, I've done all my
00:12:20You've moistened the taxidermy?
00:12:22Yeah
00:12:22You've cut the Nazis out of the portraits?
00:12:24Yeah, yeah, that one took a while, but, um
00:12:27Oh
00:12:27I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised
00:12:31So
00:12:33The sash
00:12:35Oh, yes
00:12:37This is for you
00:12:39It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric
00:12:42No, no, no, I'm
00:12:43It's too close
00:12:44Sorry, um
00:12:47You said if I
00:12:49If I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal
00:12:52Sash
00:12:53Oh
00:12:55I'm not sure that's quite what I said
00:12:57Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony?
00:13:00If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see
00:13:03Flopsy, we need you
00:13:04The flowers are pink
00:13:05The flowers are what?
00:13:08If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again
00:13:10She has another thing coming
00:13:11First the ribbon debacle
00:13:12And now this
00:13:21Yes
00:13:22Could you show me to this chapel?
00:13:39It's nice
00:13:42But it's haunted
00:13:46But like according to Ryan
00:13:48Ryan thinks the Dalston McDonalds is haunted
00:13:53So
00:13:56How have you been?
00:13:58I'm sorry, I haven't reached out
00:14:01I needed time
00:14:03To think
00:14:03About everything
00:14:06But also about us
00:14:12Look, this might be hard to hear
00:14:15But
00:14:16Look
00:14:17Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh
00:14:19Look
00:14:21I'll explain later
00:14:22Right now
00:14:25We need to attack the man that's behind those flowers
00:14:40I have a weapon!
00:14:41Oh God, not Jack Pearl
00:14:43That's plastic by the way
00:14:46I am here to object to this wedding like it's Shrek
00:14:49Oh you are not the Shrek
00:14:50Oh you are not the Shrek
00:14:51You are the fuck what?
00:14:52Are you seriously going to ruin Simone's wedding?
00:14:54Just because she wants me the poor choice to go out with you
00:14:56Go out with me?
00:14:58We're married!
00:15:00Yeah, didn't know that part did you?
00:15:02Got married in Vegas
00:15:03Simone thought it didn't count because she was wearing a bikini at the time
00:15:06But it did!
00:15:07So I'm here as a lawfully wedded husband
00:15:09To stand up against bigamy
00:15:11Ow!
00:15:12Get off!
00:15:13Don't touch me!
00:15:14I've got the law on myself!
00:15:16Have you always been done as you two?
00:15:17Shut up!
00:15:18Could you not have just sent her a text?
00:15:20She blocked me
00:15:21Can you believe that?
00:15:23Like we was partners
00:15:24Yeah?
00:15:25And now it's like
00:15:26We're strangers
00:15:28You know?
00:15:29I know
00:15:31It's hard to
00:15:33Be the one that's still in love
00:15:36Yuck
00:15:36I don't love her
00:15:37I just want a hundred grand to stay quiet
00:15:39Oh you are such a fucking
00:15:40Fuck what?
00:15:42What was that?
00:15:43Swan whip
00:15:44Guys
00:15:44Kick off us in twenty
00:15:45We need to get them out of here
00:15:46Anya
00:15:47I assume you brought the birds
00:15:48They've accepted me as their leader
00:15:50Good
00:15:51I think they might be able to help
00:15:55You can't do this to me
00:15:57My cousin knows Rob Rinder
00:15:59Now what? We can't leave him up there on his own
00:16:01Help!
00:16:02Help me!
00:16:03I've been kidnapped by witches
00:16:12Oh god
00:16:13Flopsy's asking where we are
00:16:15Um
00:16:15Just in the attic
00:16:17Babe
00:16:17No!
00:16:18Why would you tell her that?
00:16:19Do you not say that?
00:16:20My thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory
00:16:23Oh god
00:16:24She can hear them only
00:16:25Okay okay
00:16:25Just do it
00:16:26Just let me think
00:16:27She's coming up babe
00:16:27Oh she can't
00:16:28Stop her
00:16:28Oh my god how?
00:16:31There's no babies
00:16:32Hang on I can try
00:16:34Hello it's me
00:16:37The noises tell her I've had like an episode
00:16:39No
00:16:39I mean I can stay up here with Jack so we can't escape
00:16:41The rest of you can go be bridesmaids
00:16:43No Megs
00:16:44If someone needs to stay I'll do it
00:16:45A straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway
00:16:47No
00:16:47It has to be me
00:16:49Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else
00:16:50It's her only choice
00:16:51Just go!
00:16:55The bells
00:16:57The bells
00:17:10The bells
00:17:11The bells
00:17:15The bells
00:17:19The bells
00:17:20The bells
00:17:20The bells
00:17:20The bells
00:17:22The bells
00:17:24The bells
00:17:24The bells
00:17:25The bells
00:17:26The bells
00:17:26The bells
00:17:27The bells
00:17:27The bells
00:17:27The bells
00:17:27The bells
00:17:28The bells
00:17:28The bells
00:17:30The bells
00:17:31The bells
00:17:32The bells
00:17:32The bells
00:17:47You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:50Never had any complaints.
00:18:05So, do you wanna have that talk?
00:18:10Not now.
00:18:12Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:13Let's go.
00:18:53Oh, my God, Maggie.
00:18:54Are you feeling better?
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:55All good, thank you.
00:19:01Done?
00:19:02Yep.
00:19:03Owen's got him trussed up in an out-of-service loom.
00:19:05I'm not sure what he's gonna do with him exactly.
00:19:07No, he'll be fine.
00:19:08He's done this sort of thing before.
00:19:10Oh, she's almost a fool.
00:19:17Fuck Flopsy, man.
00:19:18She's got a rabbit's name.
00:19:20I can't believe we missed the food.
00:19:21I am starving.
00:19:22Will we go pillage a pantry?
00:19:24We've always wanted to see a pantry.
00:19:26Well, then, we must.
00:19:30Hurry up.
00:19:31For the servants to see all the leftovers.
00:19:32We are the servants.
00:19:36Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose.
00:19:39Yeah, I believe it.
00:19:40Eddie?
00:19:42Finally!
00:19:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:47I'm so late.
00:19:47I got lost finding our new apartment.
00:19:50I ended up somewhere called Tottingham, and this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me a horse.
00:20:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:01This is my friend.
00:20:02Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:20:04You must be Maggie.
00:20:08I must be, yeah.
00:20:10God, I bet I look a mess.
00:20:12I literally grabbed whatever was at the top of my suitcase and ran.
00:20:16No, no, you look stunning.
00:20:19Oh, thank you.
00:20:20Thank you, girl.
00:20:26Drinkies?
00:20:27Let's do it.
00:20:31Well, yeah.
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Why are you dressed like Florence Nightingale?
00:20:37I could be a millionaire.
00:20:39If I had the money.
00:20:43So?
00:20:44Has it been awful?
00:20:46No.
00:20:47Not awful.
00:20:50Did you tell her?
00:20:52I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama.
00:20:56It's okay.
00:20:57It's okay.
00:20:58I'm here now.
00:21:00I'm going to help.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:03And you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say,
00:21:07I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life anymore.
00:21:12I'm going to do it.
00:21:15Soon.
00:21:21Just not tonight.
00:21:28Cheer up, little boy.
00:21:31Today is a wonderful day.
00:21:39Mercury.
00:21:40Mercury?
00:21:40Do we need another tetanus jab?
00:21:47Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
00:21:51What?
00:21:52It'll really help regulate your energy levels.
00:21:56I mean, I've also got echinacea, milk thistle, ginger chews.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05Or I've got, like, expired femme fresh wipes.
00:22:10No?
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:13I'm going to go and queue for a black hat.
00:22:29Hey, if you're worried about vaginal odour,
00:22:32I can send you a link to an amethyst suppository my friend Wave sells.
00:22:36I mean, it'll really help.
00:22:38So it's amethyst suppository?
00:22:41So, like, like a stone tampon.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:49It does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:58But it has helped a lot of women.
00:23:01I actually did a series of videos on the Vagina Earth Connection.
00:23:05Oh, okay.
00:23:06You're a filmmaker.
00:23:07No.
00:23:08No, God.
00:23:09No, I don't even own the television.
00:23:11No.
00:23:11I'm a light worker.
00:23:13But I primarily produce content for social media.
00:23:16I just found that that's the best way to reach people
00:23:18and connect with souls all around the world.
00:23:22Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
00:23:24Oh, my God.
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26Oh, a non-progression wainer.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:30Buy one, get one.
00:23:32Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:34I've been haggless at Superstore for months.
00:23:36Hi.
00:23:37I'm Whitney.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Sorry, Whit.
00:23:40This is Tony.
00:23:41Tony and Guy, drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:45How are you, babe?
00:23:47I heard you got mercury poisoning.
00:23:48Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:50No, not mercury.
00:23:50I had lithium poisoning.
00:23:52You ate batteries?
00:23:53What have you been up to?
00:23:54Down the drag mines, as ever.
00:23:56I actually had this last-minute gig come in for tonight.
00:23:58I'd usually tell them to fuck off.
00:24:00You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper, do you?
00:24:02Wait, what did you just say?
00:24:04Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:06What?
00:24:07I have a secret show at Peg.
00:24:09It's going to be epic.
00:24:11Barbie and Skipper?
00:24:12Like the dolls?
00:24:13They're drag queens.
00:24:14But, like, so much more.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:15They've got a podcast and books and YouTube series that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:18Oh, no, I still do.
00:24:18I still do.
00:24:19We always said if they ever came to London, but they never have.
00:24:21Because Skipper hates the accent.
00:24:22Oh, my God.
00:24:23Please, get us tickets.
00:24:24Please, we have one to just the previous.
00:24:26Babe, do you have any idea how many fit men I have in my DMs right now asking me the
00:24:30same thing?
00:24:31No offense, but I'm not going to pick the straight girls.
00:24:33Straight-ish.
00:24:34Come on, Tony.
00:24:34We'll do anything.
00:24:35I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:40Okay, look.
00:24:41I need this wig my friend Cher's been styling for me, but she's being a bitch and refusing to give
00:24:45me it.
00:24:45We can get your wig.
00:24:46We can?
00:24:51Oh, God.
00:24:52Sorry.
00:24:53I just totally disrupted your flow.
00:24:55God, what a loser.
00:24:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:59We're, um, we're being a bit, it's just, this is kind of a dream of mine, an old dream, but.
00:25:06Well, we have to honor our old dreams to make space for new ones.
00:25:10That's beautiful, though.
00:25:12I know we had other plans today, and I was going to start looking for a job.
00:25:15No, listen, the only plan that matters is the universe's.
00:25:20So, that's the address.
00:25:22All right, watch out, though.
00:25:24Cher can be, how you say, a cunt.
00:25:29I'll need it by eight.
00:25:30If you're not there, I'll fish your dad.
00:25:33Good luck with ours.
00:25:35You'll have to un-creemate them first.
00:25:37Oh, is your dad's?
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:40He passed when I was 12.
00:25:43It's actually how we first connected.
00:25:47Oh, that's so lovely.
00:25:52Are you sure we can't just get the tube?
00:25:53This place is in, like, zone 10.
00:25:55I didn't even know it existed.
00:25:56Uber, then.
00:25:57You said it would be 80 quid.
00:25:57That's mad.
00:25:58We'll keep the spare car key in this stupid key safe.
00:26:01We don't even need to knock on the door.
00:26:02Well, you don't want to give him a heads up.
00:26:04It's just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:06Like, stolen by a stranger rather than a close friend.
00:26:09He won't care.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:21So, you are a light worker.
00:26:23I am.
00:26:25Which is what?
00:26:26Sorry, I don't know.
00:26:26Oh, yeah.
00:26:28It basically means that I have been put on this earth to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:34Oh, well, okay.
00:26:36Like Batman?
00:26:37No.
00:26:38He's changed the code.
00:26:40Oh, shit.
00:26:40I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42Uh, well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it in Dirty Dancing.
00:26:46So, we're just gonna get this through here.
00:26:48Yes.
00:26:48All right.
00:26:51Oh.
00:26:53I'm okay.
00:26:53It's just...
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:54Where?
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:57All right.
00:26:59Oh.
00:27:00Um, just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:27:02What are you doing?
00:27:04Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:06No, it's not violence if it's against a car, is it?
00:27:08It's just, like...
00:27:09Oh, I didn't have to smash anything.
00:27:12Excuse me.
00:27:13I'm afraid I have a...
00:27:18I would love it if that could stop.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Sorry.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:26You're...
00:27:27You're back?
00:27:28Only just yesterday, actually.
00:27:30But I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:32No.
00:27:33I'm off-grid.
00:27:33Out of the Matrix.
00:27:35You don't have a phone?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Oh.
00:27:38Well, I thought it was very, um...
00:27:40Amish-chic of you.
00:27:41It's not Amish to disengage from something that's literally killing people.
00:27:44Phones are killing people.
00:27:45They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:47Hi.
00:27:48I'm Whitney.
00:27:49And you...
00:27:51Must be Will.
00:27:53Sorry, just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:55You have a phone.
00:27:57To serve my higher purpose of spreading light via social media.
00:28:00Otherwise, you know, I would throw this thing into the ocean.
00:28:03Trust me.
00:28:05Sorry.
00:28:06Were you breaking into my car?
00:28:08Can we borrow it?
00:28:09Just for the afternoon?
00:28:12Of course.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14Sure.
00:28:25I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:27Maybe when you, uh, pick out the car.
00:28:40So we all hate Will now, then?
00:28:42I don't hate anybody.
00:28:43Hate is a poison.
00:28:45The friction between the old and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:48Well, then, maybe the new should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:51To liberty or Jehovah's?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Because I'm already out to Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:56And I'm not being funny or not, but I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:58No, no, no, no.
00:28:59We're afraid of Tony's.
00:29:00Tony and I, we came here to get her wig.
00:29:04Maybe she's coming down?
00:29:07Uh, Cher, sorry.
00:29:08All right, we're actually in a bit of a hurry, so if you could just...
00:29:10If you think it can intimidate me, you're fucking wrong.
00:29:14I've got a taser in here that because it's 3D printed, I don't know how to use it.
00:29:19Stop destroying hairpins and just give us the wig.
00:29:22Did Tony tell you she's being shagging me stepdad?
00:29:24She's torn my family apart.
00:29:26Me mother's had to go impatient.
00:29:29That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:31Maybe if I try and talk to her one-on-one, I'd...
00:29:33All right, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:35Um, no offense, Whitney, but I think you might be a bit too...
00:29:38American for someone like Cher.
00:29:40Well, Whitney should go.
00:29:41She's always so calm in the face of chaos.
00:29:43Okay, well, let's probably throw a hairdryer at you, but...
00:29:45Cher, my name's Whitney, and I'm a lightworker specializing in interpersonal relationships.
00:29:52May I come in?
00:29:59What's that?
00:30:07So, uh, you were saying earlier you were looking for a job.
00:30:09What about your, um, wet mouth money?
00:30:11I can't live off that forever.
00:30:13Besides, I need to save that for...
00:30:14Mm, I need to save that money.
00:30:19And is Whitney looking for a job, or...
00:30:21Does she put money off TikTok, or...
00:30:23I knew you'd take her.
00:30:24No, I just...
00:30:25Look, I know she's kooky and different to you, and she might use words that you think are stupid,
00:30:30but Whitney has helped me so much.
00:30:34When we met, I, uh...
00:30:37I was in a really dark place.
00:30:40I was sat on a beach in Malibu, and I...
00:30:48I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:49Uh, we've basically spent every day together since.
00:30:53Well, then, I'm excited to get to know her better.
00:30:57Hold on.
00:30:59She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:31:01Oh, amazing.
00:31:02So, once we're back at the apartment, I just need to start the staging process straight away.
00:31:06Thanks, Cher.
00:31:07And sorry about your mum.
00:31:09Whitney's right.
00:31:10I need to let her go.
00:31:12Wow.
00:31:12And Whitney, you are just so impressive.
00:31:16Personally, if Tony had called me a cunt, I would struggle to get past that,
00:31:19but with the power of light, I guess anything is possible, so...
00:31:23What?
00:31:23Oh, I'm...
00:31:24I'm so sorry, did Whitney not say?
00:31:26What?
00:31:26Would I?
00:31:27That stepped out shagging rat up the cuntions to call me a cunt, Cher.
00:31:32Remember the grounding exercise I taught you?
00:31:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:36You don't need to be...
00:31:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:42Okay, put the lighters down.
00:31:43Cher.
00:31:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:46Cher.
00:31:47No, no.
00:31:48oh god
00:31:49have some of that
00:32:03crazy to talk
00:32:11I'm so sorry
00:32:12you guys
00:32:15I just assumed Whitney
00:32:17to share the full truth
00:32:18so
00:32:20I'm such an idiot
00:32:21so no Barbie and Skipper
00:32:25oh
00:32:25no no no
00:32:27I'll get us in
00:32:29how?
00:32:30those stickers are like
00:32:30gold dust
00:32:31it's prints at the roundhouse
00:32:32all over again
00:32:33yeah
00:32:34I've
00:32:35many
00:32:36options
00:32:37but
00:32:38first
00:32:39I should probably just
00:32:40call my agent
00:32:41Vanessa
00:32:42you still with her?
00:32:43right
00:32:43yeah
00:32:44after that
00:32:45dinner party
00:32:45yeah
00:32:46Eddie told me
00:32:47all about it
00:32:49yeah no
00:32:50things are great
00:32:50well there's actually
00:32:51my new play
00:32:52has been shortlisted
00:32:53for an award
00:32:53so
00:32:53really
00:32:54like a big one
00:32:56yeah
00:32:56I'm like the biggest
00:32:58actually I've never even
00:32:59longlisted before
00:33:00so
00:33:02congratulations
00:33:03thanks
00:33:05I have to let me just
00:33:10hello
00:33:11Maggie
00:33:13I'm sorry but this graveyard
00:33:14has terrible reception
00:33:15Vanessa hi
00:33:17I'm just wondering
00:33:18if you could help me out
00:33:18I'm trying to get tickets
00:33:19to this thing tonight
00:33:20okay
00:33:20yeah
00:33:22it's a drag show
00:33:23and
00:33:26I don't know if you know
00:33:28anyone who works
00:33:28in that area
00:33:29or
00:33:33sorry Maggie
00:33:33I couldn't hear you
00:33:34there were people
00:33:35nearby grieving loudly
00:33:36did you say a drag show
00:33:37like a gay thing
00:33:39yes very gay
00:33:41Rupert could probably help
00:33:42Rupert
00:33:43Rupert Everett
00:33:44he's an old friend
00:33:45he'll be at the Mandalay Club
00:33:46from six
00:33:47if you want to go and ask him
00:33:48he doesn't take calls
00:33:49yeah yeah
00:33:50I know
00:33:51I know well
00:33:51I'd come with you
00:33:52but Hillary Mantle
00:33:53snuck a clause into her contract
00:33:55that I had to polish her gravestone
00:33:56once a month after her death
00:33:57I'll send you the address
00:33:59oh thank you so much
00:34:00Vanessa
00:34:04done and done
00:34:06we just need to go and schmooze
00:34:07Rupert Everett
00:34:08and we'll be all gravy
00:34:09Rupert Everett
00:34:10cool
00:34:11that is cool
00:34:13we can go get change of mind
00:34:14and then head over to the Mandalay Club
00:34:15oh
00:34:16we actually should
00:34:18go back to our apartment
00:34:19because we kind of need to get settled
00:34:21and
00:34:22like freshen up
00:34:23that's true
00:34:24but we could meet you
00:34:26at this
00:34:26peg place later
00:34:29right Mae
00:34:30you don't need us
00:34:31do you
00:34:32of course
00:34:32I'll handle Rupert
00:34:37oh sorry
00:34:42guess who back in the house
00:34:44heels quit clacking about
00:34:45fine fresh remnants
00:34:46down to 11 under mines
00:34:47oh heavenly gentlemen
00:34:48sweat this down
00:34:49cross the border no doubt
00:34:50body like wow
00:34:51so you're about to get in this drought
00:34:53tenny's so beautiful
00:34:53when this should be
00:34:54Jezebel should be
00:34:55criminal
00:34:55don't pay sense for a bitch
00:34:57give me this and now
00:34:58watch on the side
00:34:59what is that the same
00:34:59oh well hi
00:35:00I'm Maggie Donovan
00:35:13oh I'm
00:35:14okay thanks
00:35:15I am all set
00:35:17ah that'll be Maggie
00:35:19thank goodness you're here
00:35:21oh
00:35:21here I am
00:35:22darling Dave arrived
00:35:23ah
00:35:26you must be Maggie
00:35:29you know
00:35:30when Vanessa said
00:35:31she was sending you over
00:35:32I thought finally
00:35:34somebody cares about me
00:35:40now
00:35:40you're a little bit
00:35:42little though
00:35:44we need to get a French maid's uniform altered
00:35:47don't start with that
00:35:48wait squeeze me darling
00:35:50we're trying to inject some glamour
00:35:52into the proceedings
00:35:53darling behave
00:35:54this is your third assistant this month
00:35:56what no
00:35:56no no
00:35:57no no sorry
00:35:57no no
00:35:58I'm I'm I'm actually a playwright
00:36:00oh yes darling
00:36:01that's what they all say
00:36:02the last one didn't like the costume either
00:36:03you know
00:36:05you just can't get the star
00:36:07no no
00:36:08seriously no
00:36:09I'm just here to see if you can help me to
00:36:11get tickets for this thing
00:36:13tonight
00:36:15you know
00:36:15it's a teensy little bit early
00:36:18to be asking for favours darling
00:36:20and I admire your spunk
00:36:21oh
00:36:22come on
00:36:22let's go and get a martini
00:36:26no
00:36:27I'm not a bad boss Mandy
00:36:29despite what the various court filings may say
00:36:33I'm simply a world renowned actor
00:36:36with a taste for the finer things in life
00:36:38is that a crime
00:36:40oh
00:36:45now
00:36:47I do ask that my silk items be hand washed by you in front of me
00:36:52I love to watch
00:36:53look I am not actually your
00:36:57average assistant no I am I'm so much more
00:37:01you're a perineal masseuse
00:37:03sure
00:37:04but I'm also just really on top of your schedule
00:37:07in fact
00:37:07you happen to have an appearance at PEG tonight
00:37:09so we better get going
00:37:11an appearance at PEG
00:37:12what's PEG
00:37:14oh it's a really cool gay club
00:37:15you will be introducing two drag queens at their show
00:37:18why the tit would I be doing that
00:37:19I don't do appearances
00:37:20I'm Rupert fucking Everett darling
00:37:22the fee
00:37:24is astronomical
00:37:29didn't you say so before
00:37:32he's fine
00:37:33we're good
00:37:35oh
00:37:35see
00:37:44okay
00:37:45we're here
00:37:47we're here
00:37:48we're right from the other window
00:37:49breaks
00:37:49yes
00:37:50Rubio let's go
00:37:53we are here
00:37:54oh my god
00:37:55bitch
00:37:56hi
00:37:58hey
00:38:00wonderful
00:38:01is this your deal
00:38:02darling
00:38:02do you have any Adderall
00:38:05he's kidding
00:38:06he's kidding
00:38:07I think we should just cut him
00:38:08oh my god
00:38:09there you are
00:38:10cutting it a bit fine babe
00:38:11what's the week
00:38:13well
00:38:14hello
00:38:16sorry Tony
00:38:16share wouldn't give a toast
00:38:17she was just being very difficult
00:38:19that little bitch
00:38:20I'm sorry
00:38:21I had to escort Rupert inside
00:38:22he can't be out here with the crabs
00:38:23the fucking neck of you
00:38:25share friar
00:38:27should I wait
00:38:27it'll be fine
00:38:28hi
00:38:29we just have a VIP with us
00:38:30if we could just
00:38:31name
00:38:32so we are not on the list
00:38:33but I just know that
00:38:34Barbie and Skipper would want a gay icon of this caliber in the audience
00:38:37will somebody please give me a fucking upper
00:38:40are you joking
00:38:41it really isn't but please just like be cool
00:38:43what have I told you about coming back here
00:38:46daddy needs his upper you
00:38:47get him out of here before I call the police
00:38:49please
00:38:49no I think you are mistaken
00:38:50this man's been terrorizing us for years
00:38:52he's the reason that Stabber's got complex PTSD
00:38:55you're in violation of about 10 restraining orders
00:38:58you utter fuckhead
00:39:00co-dama
00:39:01I repeat co-dama at the front door
00:39:04co-dama
00:39:05oh my god
00:39:05you set my fucking wig on fire
00:39:08yeah
00:39:08and I'll do it again
00:39:09because no one calls shit
00:39:11slaying a punch
00:39:12and gets away with it
00:39:13why'd you tell them that you villain
00:39:15this is why everybody hates straight people
00:39:19straight-ish
00:39:20she's not coming in
00:39:22no shit
00:39:22fuck off babes
00:39:24and stay fucked off
00:39:25how old is he
00:39:27wait around here darling
00:39:29get to the burn
00:39:31Ryan
00:39:31oh my god
00:39:33Ryan
00:39:33oh my god
00:39:34you had to help us get in
00:39:35we were
00:39:35we are too old for this Maggie
00:39:43today was insane
00:39:46but
00:39:46this is not who I am anymore
00:39:48I promise
00:39:49I have changed
00:39:50you will see
00:39:50I will show you
00:39:53I think I can hope
00:39:56what?
00:39:58well
00:39:58I didn't want to say anything
00:40:00but I thought
00:40:01you know
00:40:02maybe
00:40:02we need a plan C
00:40:05so I
00:40:06I reached out to my online community
00:40:07and
00:40:08the universe
00:40:09provided me with a DM
00:40:11from a guy
00:40:12whose mom owns this whole club
00:40:14look
00:40:15there is no way
00:40:16that is some weirdo
00:40:16in his basement
00:40:17looking for attention
00:40:18no I think that's him now
00:40:19Eddie
00:40:21Eddie
00:40:22Eddie
00:40:24oh
00:40:25you
00:40:26you
00:40:27you
00:40:27it's really you
00:40:30I've been looking for you everywhere
00:40:31I mean not physically
00:40:33but on Instagram
00:40:33oh my god
00:40:36physically
00:40:36wait
00:40:38you
00:40:38you
00:40:39know each other
00:40:41I saw something like this
00:40:43in your soul contract
00:40:44remember
00:40:45a cherished
00:40:46old friend
00:40:47would return to your life
00:40:49yeah
00:40:50I had no idea
00:40:50it would be
00:40:51Grant
00:40:52listen can you start Monday
00:40:53what
00:40:54oh my god
00:40:55look at me getting ahead of myself
00:40:56I'm just so excited
00:40:57about this good luck
00:40:58it's for your day
00:41:00it is
00:41:01it is
00:41:02I love that
00:41:04I love you
00:41:04oh sorry
00:41:06we just did a bump
00:41:06anyway
00:41:07mummy just bought
00:41:08Walthamstow
00:41:09and gave me a building
00:41:10so I'm opening a bar
00:41:12and you get to manage it
00:41:13Eddie
00:41:15oh my goddess
00:41:16sorry
00:41:18finding Eddie a job
00:41:19was our next stop
00:41:20oh amazing
00:41:21let's go inside
00:41:22and talk business
00:41:25Eddie
00:41:26but this is such
00:41:28a blessing
00:41:29from the universe
00:41:34okay
00:41:35okay
00:41:36yeah
00:41:37sure
00:41:37I knew you'd say yes
00:41:39okay
00:41:39come with me
00:41:40oh hey guys
00:41:41this is Eddie
00:41:42my working class friend
00:41:44come on
00:41:45come on
00:41:46you too mad
00:42:08hello
00:42:08hey Maggie
00:42:09sorry
00:42:10it's uh
00:42:11is this in Will is it
00:42:11I blocked you years ago
00:42:13well I got a new number
00:42:15look don't hang up
00:42:16it's about Whitney
00:42:18what about her
00:42:19Eddie sent me a few texts
00:42:20when she first got to LA
00:42:22and then went completely AWARP
00:42:24not a peep since then
00:42:25and now
00:42:25she reappears
00:42:27with this spiritual guru
00:42:29slash influencer
00:42:31something feels off
00:42:33okay well
00:42:35you're a nerd
00:42:36do some research
00:42:37dig up some dirt
00:42:38for something
00:42:39I can do that
00:42:40piss off princess
00:42:42we're having a party
00:42:47hmm
00:42:48suit yourself
00:42:49some tits
00:43:12me
00:43:13hmm
00:43:43Hey, sorry.
00:43:44Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing.
00:43:47That's what killed Mr. Big.
00:43:48Yeah, good point. I'll call it a day.
00:43:52So, hard things with Eddie.
00:43:55Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:57Do you think I made the bar too low?
00:44:01I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design because of my breeding.
00:44:05It's actually kind of odd.
00:44:08Eddie!
00:44:09Yes, Grant?
00:44:10Time Out Magazine is coming tonight,
00:44:11and it's like you don't even care if they think my bar is enchanting.
00:44:14Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you.
00:44:17I've got other more important things to be directing my mental energy to right now.
00:44:21Like what?
00:44:21Like my own inner peace.
00:44:23And how to protect it when different energies come into my soul space.
00:44:26And can old energies merge with new energies or should I just...
00:44:29I went to a bar in Milan where none of the staff wore shoes.
00:44:32Maybe that's the answer.
00:44:35Well, I think she's loving it, yeah.
00:44:37I haven't actually seen her since the drag show,
00:44:39but I've just...
00:44:40I've just been really busy with my Depop.
00:44:44I found a load of old Jane Norman tops,
00:44:47and the kids are going well for them, so...
00:44:49Will you see her soon, yeah?
00:44:50Oh, sure.
00:44:51Yeah, I just want to let her settle in.
00:44:54I just don't seem like a crazy stalker.
00:45:01You know, Crent, Whitney always says that listening is more powerful than talking.
00:45:05Is that aimed at me?
00:45:07I'm a fantastic listener.
00:45:09Look!
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:19Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:23Meat.
00:45:25And I get it, because meat does kind of cause chaos.
00:45:29But I think I'll really, really miss it.
00:45:36You can still talk.
00:45:38Oh, okay.
00:45:40Well, um...
00:45:41I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:43Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:47Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:49A bird is more of a plant than an animal,
00:45:53so I think you should have as much meat as you can while Whitney's away,
00:45:56and then if it shuffles your chakras,
00:45:58you know you have to give it up for good.
00:46:01Right, listening time's over.
00:46:03Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
00:46:05Very sure.
00:46:07But from anything else, it's basic employment law.
00:46:09Yes, but this is my chance to show mother
00:46:11that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon slash corporate landlord.
00:46:15I've managed to set this place up so it actually functions,
00:46:18which is all you need to be mentioned in a listicle about hinged eight venues.
00:46:22Yes, I know, but Eddie...
00:46:24Also, isn't the journalist literally your brother's mate?
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:26You of all people should know how nepotism works.
00:46:28Yes, but I want a big splashy rave.
00:46:31You think I'll get a big splashy rave?
00:46:33I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
00:46:35This place lacks any real identity.
00:46:39What do you mean?
00:46:40I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
00:46:41Who?
00:46:42But there is nothing lodge-y about it.
00:46:50Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:52Ugh.
00:46:53Just make sure you put yourself first.
00:46:56I know Eddie is very important to you,
00:46:58but you've come a long way in the last year,
00:46:59and I don't want-
00:47:00I have to go.
00:47:07How dare you hang off on you?
00:47:09I didn't hang off on you, Mum.
00:47:10The conversation was over.
00:47:14Look, I need a shower.
00:47:15Eddie invited me over.
00:47:19I don't know.
00:47:19I'm putting some disgusting hippie warehouse full of mice and brats and shit.
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
00:47:26He's doing a walk across India to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
00:47:30So you're not paying anything?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32Whitney looks after our finances.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Speaking of my girl, Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:38She's so excited to get to know her better.
00:47:41She's out of town.
00:47:42We'll be back tomorrow.
00:47:42What?
00:47:43Oh, that's such a shame.
00:47:45It is.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47Just because Thursday's my soul reset day,
00:47:49which Whitney usually supports me through.
00:47:51But I thought maybe you could help instead.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57Okay, sure.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59I've never done a soul recycling before, but I-
00:48:04Maggie, this is my spiritual practice.
00:48:05Don't take the piss.
00:48:07No, no, no.
00:48:07I'm not.
00:48:07I'm really not.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10I was going to start with a cleansing soundbar.
00:48:11Amazing.
00:48:12I would love to bathe sound.
00:48:14I really...
00:48:15If you're tired, it won't work.
00:48:17You have to focus.
00:48:18No.
00:48:19No, no, I'm not.
00:48:19That was just, like, nervous excitement.
00:48:22Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
00:48:25But I really want to know more about it.
00:48:27Like, everything you've learned from Whitney,
00:48:30because it's obviously helped you a lot,
00:48:32and I think that's really great.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:35Because I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
00:48:38Oh, right.
00:48:39Krent is your boss now.
00:48:40In name only.
00:48:41He knows who's really in charge.
00:48:42He does whatever I say.
00:48:49I've got a shitload of logs here.
00:48:51For, uh, Krent for the Goldman Sachs.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:58Sorry.
00:49:04Let your eyelids slide generously closed over your eyeballs,
00:49:10and wait for the sound I make to start moving through your root chakra.
00:49:23Is it, like, one of those sounds that only animals can hear?
00:49:26I'm just warming it up.
00:49:32Can I try?
00:49:42Oh, my God.
00:49:45Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:46Oh, wow, Legs.
00:49:48Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity.
00:49:52I do feel super serene.
00:49:55Almost, uh, overwhelmingly so.
00:49:58It's almost like I've been...
00:50:09It's so soothing.
00:50:12Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:14Wow, Maggie.
00:50:15Are you chanting?
00:50:17Yes, I learned in primary school.
00:50:19It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:21I'm on a young, a young bongo.
00:50:30Salamandale.
00:50:32Ah! Jesus, what was that?
00:50:33It's a landline, Maggie.
00:50:35Oh, OK.
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:43Wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:45Jesus!
00:50:46OK, I'm on my way.
00:50:47Just stay calm.
00:50:49It's calm.
00:50:50It's calm.
00:50:50I'm calm.
00:50:54Crane's done something even dumber than I thought him capable of.
00:50:57I have to go down there.
00:50:58Oh, no.
00:51:00I totally understand.
00:51:01We can just, we can hang out another time.
00:51:03Actually, could you come with me?
00:51:05I really need to stay grounded.
00:51:07It would be great if you could be my soul anchor,
00:51:10seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:12Absolutely.
00:51:17Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:19Oh, it's too hot.
00:51:19OK, guys.
00:51:21The logpiles still just look like logpiles.
00:51:24Pooey!
00:51:25You've ruined the surprise.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:28It felt the bar with tiny saunas.
00:51:31OK, I'm just, I'm just, take a deep breath and think of bedtime.
00:51:39Crane, can you please explain yourself in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:43When you're a business owner, you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:47That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:48So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:51Stay home.
00:51:52And then it came to me.
00:51:54Lodge by Kay.
00:51:55Lodge.
00:51:56Ski Lodge.
00:51:58Alpine Luxury.
00:51:59And what do you think when you think Alpine Luxury?
00:52:03Saunas.
00:52:04So you get a drink and maybe some olives,
00:52:06and then you take those olives into the little hot cup.
00:52:09Isn't that so chic?
00:52:10Right, first things first.
00:52:13Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:14Let's turn off all my saunas.
00:52:15Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:18Will you just leave and pretend we never saw this?
00:52:21Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:22My saunas?
00:52:23No.
00:52:24This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:26The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:27Get rid of them.
00:52:28But I love them.
00:52:29Get rid of the saunas, or I quit.
00:52:36Besides, I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:38It will all get sorted.
00:52:40Just please don't leave.
00:52:41Mr. John, are you happy?
00:52:43They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:45Tomorrow?
00:52:45So after time out comes.
00:52:48Call your mate and tell him to come another night.
00:52:50Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:51They text Elliot to say they can't make it.
00:52:53They're sending someone new.
00:52:55A man called TJ.
00:52:57According to his Instagram,
00:52:59he loves social housing and hates the elite,
00:53:02whoever they are.
00:53:03Maybe a band?
00:53:04Thank you, Krentz.
00:53:05That will be all.
00:53:07Oh.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:10Come on, let me just...
00:53:14Oh, why is this still so hot?
00:53:16Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:18Between that and the fact that this place now has the carbon footprint of an airport,
00:53:21he has really out-cranted himself.
00:53:22We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:24What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:26They used to be everywhere.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:28Maybe I can find one on Tinder.
00:53:30I just...
00:53:31Are you okay?
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Totally.
00:53:34I think, um...
00:53:35I think the sound bath just really, like, relax.
00:53:37My muscles, you know.
00:53:38Oh, maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:40Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:42Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:44Aw.
00:53:45Thanks, Max.
00:53:46You're really helping me out today.
00:53:49Maybe I can't handle a week without Whitney.
00:54:02I found something.
00:54:04I've been deep in the Wayback Machine all day.
00:54:07And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:09How did you know I was here?
00:54:14Did I post this?
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19Stressedy bestie.
00:54:20So, Whitney.
00:54:21She hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:23No, this is her.
00:54:24Literally three years ago.
00:54:26She was a slime influencer.
00:54:27And she...
00:54:28God, it's hot in here.
00:54:31She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:33I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we found here.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:39Um...
00:54:39Not today.
00:54:40Today, I am an anchor.
00:54:42Right, but...
00:54:43She needs to know who she's going into business with.
00:54:45I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
00:54:48We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:49Max!
00:54:50Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
00:54:52Um, get in here.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53She'll be with you, surely.
00:54:55Just come.
00:54:55Oh my God.
00:54:57What's his name?
00:54:58Chins?
00:54:58You know, he sold Xanax and poppers.
00:55:00I think Chins found guards.
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Let's get some music on in here.
00:55:05Come on, let's pop up the jam.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:09Let's dance.
00:55:09ReallyMP, maker.
00:55:11Yes!
00:55:12WooHŠ½ŠµŠ¹!
00:55:13WooHź²½!
00:55:17Hey guys!
00:55:22Let's do it!
00:55:23Hello ģØ coy.
00:55:25Maggie?
00:55:26Maggie?
00:55:27Maggie?!
00:55:27Maggie?
00:55:27Maggie?!
00:55:27Maggie!
00:55:28All right, sire I was just checking, the floor, um, for heat damage, but, um, none of
00:55:35this um none of this is on fire so can someone help there are two more of these in the
00:55:42abbey lee
00:55:42well what's in there ice i got loads of ice i thought we could make ice sculptures i mean how
00:55:48hard could it be edward scissorhands did it and he was literally part scissor but it's boiling
00:55:53hot in here so we get air corn i mean fuck the planet right no but crayon that he coming
00:55:57off
00:55:57these things will melt oh i know i forgot something what are you doing here she she brought me here
00:56:05and then she will not be in there he he is lying he begged me to get in there please
00:56:11don't make me
00:56:11go in the hot place again mommy he was being crazy and and i i knew that you wanted to
00:56:16be a calm
00:56:17woo woo hippie this is my healing journey no i i didn't mean i knew you were full of shit
00:56:23no i would
00:56:24i would never it's two days about whitney and this is what happened just get out both of you
00:56:28get the fuck out of my bar get the fuck out of krent's bar
00:56:42so what do we do now
00:56:47i cannot believe it wasn't the fact that i'm sedated that fucked things up it was just you
00:56:52i have a fire in my mouth it's burning me
00:56:56everyone keeps asking me what to do
00:57:00it's like how should i know you know just because i'm the owner of the bar and the only person
00:57:07who
00:57:07stands to benefit financially from its success i should know what i'm doing this affair
00:57:12hey before i lost my vision i remember thinking that the sauna was really nice
00:57:17the seat was comfortable and i love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to hades
00:57:22thanks man
00:57:23and maggie you're a good friend
00:57:25you're trying
00:57:27what else can you do
00:57:31oh okay if no one minds i'm gonna take myself to the nearest hospital
00:57:37listen
00:57:37we can turn
00:57:39the stupid fucking saunas
00:57:40into little private rooms pretend it's all on purpose
00:57:42if we can make the whole place look like a proper sleep
00:57:44krentz
00:57:47we're gonna go back in there and we're gonna turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph
00:57:51ready
00:57:52what are you doing
00:57:55is that some kind of street code
00:57:57cunt
00:57:57get up
00:58:06these
00:58:06how we're sick
00:58:07smell about these
00:58:09i stay in these
00:58:10i stay in get up
00:58:13do it
00:58:14do it
00:58:15see how they got my blaster
00:58:16i see footage
00:58:17i stay in water
00:58:18i see footage
00:58:19i see footage
00:58:20i see footage
00:58:21i see everybody's love
00:58:25where you think you're going and going
00:58:27no
00:58:27a saddle up
00:58:28handle the
00:58:29little number boy
00:58:30oh my god
00:58:31i see footage
00:58:33i go in there
00:58:36i see footage
00:58:36i see footage
00:58:37like i told you
00:58:37don't trust me
00:58:38what's up here
00:58:39i stay in one
00:58:40simulation over now
00:58:41with a camera
00:58:41it's a
00:58:42fuck
00:58:42i don't know
00:58:43shit
00:58:43i stay in this shit
00:58:45and one over
00:58:45the next freedom
00:58:46perceive
00:58:47little tiger
00:58:48boy soldier
00:58:49she's a champion
00:58:53this thing
00:58:54it looks worse than it is
00:58:57anyone who's ever had their period
00:58:59in a white tankini
00:59:00knows how to clean up a blood stain
00:59:01so
00:59:04oh
00:59:05oh
00:59:08dope you came
00:59:09i'll step on your mullet
00:59:10looks not enough
00:59:11i saved you a seat
00:59:12cause we'll last
00:59:13and don't
00:59:14this
00:59:19is impressive
00:59:21god
00:59:24seriously
00:59:27it actually looks so good
00:59:32eddie
00:59:33omg
00:59:34the last 90 minutes
00:59:35have literally been the hardest
00:59:36of my life
00:59:37i'd learn things
00:59:38and then answer questions
00:59:39and then maggie
00:59:40hurt her
00:59:41her pride
00:59:42by admitting
00:59:44she wasn't so great
00:59:45with a
00:59:46power tool
00:59:47right krant
00:59:48it was so funny
00:59:52we did so many laughs
00:59:55i really thought
00:59:56i'd come back
00:59:57to somehow
00:59:57even more chaos
00:59:59but
00:59:59you
01:00:01you fixed it
01:00:04thank you
01:00:05eddie
01:00:06the time out man
01:00:07is gonna be here
01:00:08any minute
01:00:08my cellopets look fresh
01:00:10get eddie a jumper
01:00:12and i'm
01:00:12i'm just gonna
01:00:13pee
01:00:28i'm just gonna
01:01:05do you think he likes my tree
01:01:08i think i should talk to him
01:01:10you have to trust me on this one
01:01:12that man
01:01:13will not like you
01:01:15spoiler
01:01:15just down there bro
01:01:18what
01:01:19i don't have a coat switch
01:01:21no no no no
01:01:25i swear
01:01:26oh god
01:01:27they're gonna find a text i sent to my ex-girlfriend
01:01:29maggie
01:01:30maggie
01:01:31it's okay
01:01:31don't panic
01:01:32i think i can get elton to sing candle at her fume
01:01:34no this can't be
01:01:35you can't do this to me
01:01:36maggie
01:01:38oh mummy
01:01:40turn off the big light
01:01:41okay
01:01:52and that
01:01:53is as far as we've got
01:01:57we're still workshopping it
01:01:59obviously
01:01:59but
01:02:00i think it's gonna be
01:02:01ready for the public
01:02:02really soon
01:02:04what
01:02:05arf
01:02:06scandy noir
01:02:08murder mystery immersive experience
01:02:10is literally
01:02:10the theme of the part
01:02:12did you guys not warn him
01:02:15we thought it would be fun
01:02:16uh
01:02:17if he felt real fear
01:02:18oh
01:02:19they forgot to give you your detective costume
01:02:21you're a detective
01:02:22no he's still in character
01:02:23why are you
01:02:24and
01:02:24and he'll give away the ending
01:02:26if we let him
01:02:27this is his baby
01:02:28he loved the killing
01:02:30yo
01:02:30i've been to more escape rooms
01:02:32and punch drunk shows
01:02:33than i'd like to admit
01:02:34but this
01:02:36this was legit
01:02:37yeah
01:02:38i fucking love it
01:02:40you do
01:02:40yeah
01:02:42the cozy winter shit
01:02:43that was boring
01:02:44but the horribly realistic
01:02:45dead body
01:02:46yeah
01:02:47that was fucking cool
01:02:49still feel kind of sick
01:02:50but
01:02:50time out will love this
01:02:53when's it
01:02:53when's it launch
01:02:55let's let maggie clean up
01:02:56and uh
01:02:57kren will tell you all about it
01:02:58yeah
01:03:00okay
01:03:00okay
01:03:01i can't actually tell you much
01:03:03because i don't really understand that myself
01:03:05but please
01:03:09kren's giving us a massive casting budget
01:03:11where'd you find actors
01:03:12dumb tree
01:03:13leave it with me
01:03:19genuinely
01:03:20thanks for today
01:03:22oiled will aside
01:03:23you're a great soul anchor
01:03:29i thought you wouldn't be able to accept me
01:03:32as i am
01:03:34now
01:03:35what
01:03:36i'd accept you even if you were a disney adult
01:03:40thanks
01:03:43whitney was concerned
01:03:44that your chaos would bring me down again
01:03:47like it did last year
01:03:48but
01:03:49you've changed
01:03:50i can really see that
01:03:53will on the other hand
01:03:54wait what did will do
01:03:56he basically declared his love for me
01:03:58after the abortion
01:03:59whitney helped me see how toxic that was
01:04:02she's helped me so much
01:04:06it's like
01:04:07before i met her
01:04:10i'd
01:04:11been
01:04:12holding my breath
01:04:15like
01:04:15since dad died
01:04:17and now
01:04:20i'm
01:04:20i'm breathing again
01:04:28i want to learn from whitney
01:04:31really
01:04:32maybe she could help with my scalp thing
01:04:37me and whitney are moving to devon
01:04:40we're starting an intentional community down there
01:04:42that's where she's been this week
01:04:46wow
01:04:49well
01:04:50um
01:04:51i have
01:04:52i've always wanted to spend more time on trains
01:04:54so
01:04:55you'll make it work
01:04:58maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together
01:04:59eddie
01:05:01i tried calling you
01:05:02are you okay
01:05:03hey
01:05:03hey
01:05:04you're back early
01:05:04oh
01:05:06maggie's here
01:05:07she really helped me
01:05:09there was this whole crint related emergency
01:05:12oh
01:05:12hey
01:05:14maggie really wants to learn from you whit
01:05:16she responded so well
01:05:18to your techniques today
01:05:19if that's okay with you
01:05:21of course
01:05:24anyone with an honest heart
01:05:26is
01:05:27well welcome in my world
01:05:30you look stunning
01:05:31do you have a facial or something
01:05:32i wasn't on vacation eddie
01:05:35i was securing our future
01:05:37of course
01:05:38i'm so sorry
01:05:40you worked so hard for us
01:05:44i guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light
01:05:49yeah
01:05:50wow
01:05:51well
01:05:51that light
01:05:52certainly is
01:05:54blindingly white
01:05:56i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:05:57i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:05:57i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:05:58i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:05:59i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:06:00i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:06:01i was trying to get a lot of people out there
01:06:02i was trying to get a lot of people out there
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