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00:00:20I'll see you next time.
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
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00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
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00:02:36reef hawk for the last four decades america's favorite movie star
00:02:40what an unbelievable career you've had starring in three of the biggest franchises in film
00:02:46history winning two oscars in this fall you'll shoot the biggest movie you've ever made you've
00:02:52had five years off to reflect is that what you're gonna say reflect i mean how are you gonna frame
00:02:59the five years the five years thing also i should literally be a famous ass interviewer even when i'm fake
00:03:04interviewing i'm like incredible at it incredible thank you so what are you gonna
00:03:08say about the five years saying well i was thinking i was gonna say i've been working since i was
00:03:16six and needed a break and that i needed to find out who i was away from all this i
00:03:24love that that works totally i won't say that i was hiding a heroin addiction from the public and that
00:03:32my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years so no one
00:03:38ever found it
00:03:38no doubt that that is a really smart omission strong omission no admish you're gonna be amazing babe
00:03:43you got this yeah i'm very lucky to have you too and thank you both for being here and
00:03:49thank you for helping me yeah babe now get out there and tap dance for mommy
00:03:54yeah that's it two minutes all right look before we get started i just gotta say this is a career
00:04:02highlight for me you tom cruise denzel you're my favorite actors of all time thanks
00:04:08so look first we're gonna start off with the box office records and uh what do you mind
00:04:13i don't know if anyone talked to you but um oh my god oh my god oh no he's asking
00:04:21about the oscar
00:04:21i know i can tell when you introduce me would you mind not forgetting to say two-time oscar winner
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00:04:29you say reevehawk of course i was planning on doing that anyway i thought it was something serious of course
00:04:34man
00:04:34yeah i mean i would i would never even say it it's just that sometimes people forget who forgets
00:04:42you are the most beloved movie star in the world i'm just honored to have you on the show this
00:04:48is
00:04:48gonna be a cakewalk for you oh thanks man hi how are you we're reeve's best friends from high school
00:04:55but
00:04:56like we have our own lives too just here's recording listen you are so charming yeah uh enough of that
00:05:04i don't want to fan out too much uh you ready yeah let's go for it all right let's go
00:05:08for it all right
00:05:09let's try one we'll get one going all right here we go three two one tonight i'm interviewing somebody
00:05:15i never thought i would interview i'm talking about a legend an icon what is there even to say reef
00:05:22hawk is in the house welcome oh wait sorry i messed up i left out the oscar part i'm sorry
00:05:29guys gotta do it again no no we're leaving this in no no no we are not starting over
00:05:35people at home need to see this let me tell you right now if i'm ever the kind of out
00:05:40of touch jerk
00:05:41who needs to restart an intro because you didn't mention an award
00:05:47brother we got way bigger problems my man my man look that's why the world loves you man the real
00:05:55reef hawk that's amazing reef hawk are you ready we're already started yes we are
00:06:04babe babe i know you love mopping with the crew but we're gonna hit crazy traffic if we don't get
00:06:09out of here what's mopping mlp man of the peopling it's actually pretty funny thanks yeah we should
00:06:17get going uh can i talk to you guys for a second yeah hey guys thanks so much uh did
00:06:24anyone else see
00:06:24this silver fox eye fucking me i am so serious it was so blatant and out in the open i
00:06:29almost want to
00:06:30like write an op-ed but i like that reef what are you doing well we don't know those guys
00:06:38they could
00:06:39literally go online and say that i was like being fake or mopping or whatever insult you just said and
00:06:43then people will think that i'm like that okay so so that would be like a fucking disaster reef chill
00:06:54out
00:06:54yeah dude dude take a deep breath okay it's just it's just that you're always being watched these
00:07:08days and observed yeah everywhere yeah yeah yeah it's really weird it's really weird okay
00:07:18it's okay yeah look at this is like a really stressful situation for you so just take a deep
00:07:24breath okay i'm sorry okay i was just being dumb and trying to be funny and no i'm sorry no
00:07:31please
00:07:31a lot of anxiety of course my bad you don't have to come on i love you guys
00:07:40i love you by the way you were amazing oh my gosh he is a fan yeah
00:07:54shut
00:08:00hello bubby it's ira we got a big problem it's up it's really up it's a total
00:08:05fucking nightmare i'll be over at 10 30 a.m tomorrow i'll have my assistant text your
00:08:09assistant my breakfast order beg her not to fuck it up for me
00:08:17do i have shit on my face yes i do yes oh my god it's fucking embarrassing
00:08:23ira tell me what the fuck is going on here's a video oh jesus christ what's on it i have
00:08:30no idea
00:08:30i thought you buried everything that needed to be buried without it getting out to the public
00:08:35when i got sober five years ago i changed my life and thank god you did since you've been out
00:08:40of the
00:08:40game everything's changed for the record you are the goat the true goat bubby you were the best to
00:08:45ever do it i swear to god i hate to say it but it's nice to be back on the
00:08:50fucking court with you
00:08:50we used to be out here in these streets smashing fucking concrete getting our hands dirty
00:08:55hollywood was our goddamn glory hall these kids today they don't know how we used to do it you
00:08:59me rourke little chuckie sheen stephen hawking you know the original pussy posse you boys kept me busy
00:09:05didn't you can't you just make this go away like you always used to i can't bubby the internet changed
00:09:10everything i know i panicked and we used to get this shit wrapped up with the briefcase of cash in
00:09:14a day or
00:09:15it ain't like that anymore you can text me or call me 24 hours a day just like the old
00:09:22days
00:09:22except for tuesdays from 3 p.m till about 10 p.m what's on tuesdays personal don't worry about it
00:09:30oh what huh are you okay
00:09:35do i have to be in here can i just wait till you're done
00:09:39bubby i'm on a massive time crunch by the way i love this gay wallpaper thanks sander bought all
00:09:45the art in the house very colorful very gay and classy look bubby there are some steps we can take
00:09:51in the meantime while we're waiting this out but i need you to be completely honest with me there are
00:09:55no more secrets between us look into my eyes do not break eye contact with me bubby have you ever
00:10:01killed someone no ira i never killed someone i can't wipe my ass with this it's just performative
00:10:07i'm a good person environmental toilet paper what's your assistant's name sammy sammy yeah
00:10:13oh come in here can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here the good toilet paper
00:10:18the good toilet paper yeah and bubby just real quick it's primary not master what thread count is
00:10:23sorry i don't know ira it's scott from the store toss it let me see jesus christ smells like um
00:10:32like earring backs in here yes that means you're healthy yeah yeah
00:10:38what the fuck cover your mouth it's disgusting you get germs i'm sorry besides the health stuff it's so
00:10:44rude i'm sorry aside from me getting sick it's rude because those particles fly into my nose and
00:10:50that do you can send me actually this is fucked up to say i kind of like this turn around
00:10:54bubby eye
00:10:55contact come closer have you ever killed someone no ira okay i'm not a judgy person i'm more of a
00:11:04you
00:11:05do you i'm a go ahead and do me girl i have never killed someone for real
00:11:17you're making me uncomfortable with your anger and i think that's something we should look at
00:11:25you can have at the scraps i'm sorry what you can have at the scraps that's really nice of you
00:11:32ira
00:11:32thank you you know she's actually great yeah i like her next have you ever watched anyone be killed
00:11:38no ira have you ever paid someone to kill someone no have you ever fucked a dead person no has
00:11:41a dead
00:11:42person ever fucked you no how does that even work let's just say it starts with mel gibson and a
00:11:47whole
00:11:47lot of poppers and ends two decks over with the 10 a.m mate and now it's breakfast you do
00:11:50the math gorgeous
00:11:51just to be clear you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that mel gibson takes
00:11:58paupers you're saying that you're saying that i would never betray a client like that and i'm
00:12:02offended you would even suggest it i would lose my license to practice law in the state of california
00:12:05if i did but just between us it's pretty fucked up actually they partied with the guy like he was
00:12:11alive all weekend they actually made a cute little picture about it weekend bernie's yes weekend
00:12:16it bernie's bubby you're hysterical you've gotten funnier i need to know everyone who hates you uh
00:12:26who hates me fuck my first manager from when i was a kid probably good right the guy who represents
00:12:35kid actors and works out of the bowling alley who else my old on and off ex-girlfriend savannah
00:12:43okay and who else that's it
00:12:51who hates him uh what who hates him well off the top of my head
00:12:59your old manager your old trainer your new trainer your old pool guy your old old pool guys your mom
00:13:04who hates you uh those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized like they don't wipe their own asses and i sure as fuck wasn't gonna do it um your
00:13:14old
00:13:14boxing coach your old tennis instructor your ex and i have like a separate list for like directors
00:13:18actors costume designers hair makeup people craft service whatever like executives that you've worked
00:13:23with if you want me to start on that jesus christ sorry can i just say something my old trainer
00:13:29doesn't
00:13:30hate me because he passed away okay i'm just saying hey i believe you pal i really do that's that's
00:13:40awesome you need to go see these people and apologize to them make it right with them and without them
00:13:47realizing it feel out if they're the ones behind the video i don't know if i can do that ira
00:13:52that's way
00:13:53too intense bubby you don't have to mean it you just have to go through the motions of apologizing
00:13:58to save your ass all right bubby i gotta get going tom hanks body slammed his housekeeper it's not as
00:14:03bad
00:14:03as it sounds they were just roughhousing but she's in her 70s shouldn't be horsing around like that
00:14:08so i should get over to cedars make sure shit's kosher by the way incredible crushed ice at cedars
00:14:12i'll let you know if i hear anything
00:14:19uh
00:14:21so
00:14:22so
00:14:22so
00:14:44my assistant said all of these people don't like me was i an asshole
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like
00:15:00fans i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you weren't
00:15:06like super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until
00:15:12like a few years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret dick we've known each other
00:15:16for 40 years we've been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was
00:15:21in there yeah and go easy on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support
00:15:27you now that you're sober at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store
00:15:32you
00:15:32used to buy heroin at downtown you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the
00:15:38housekeeper yeah i had to look up in spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug
00:15:44by the way zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown
00:15:50yeah
00:15:54it got bad it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will
00:16:06so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you he always gets you out
00:16:12of this stuff it's gonna be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash who's
00:16:17extorting reef tour uh hey siri uh whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state
00:16:23of crisis but keep it fun and slutty come on and skinny
00:16:48i will say i kind of hate extortion but the upside is that we all get to drive around together
00:16:54like
00:16:54dumb sluts we used to be in high school and i am obsessed with that part of extortion beyond what
00:17:00i really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you and guess what else i brought
00:17:06with me
00:17:06oh are we gonna smoke we're not gonna smoke we're 120 okay we're gonna fake smoke i cannot believe kids
00:17:16vape these days they are so gay they're so lame if i saw a kid vaping i'd literally run over
00:17:22to him
00:17:23push him over and be like nice look virgin
00:17:29they're literally an oral fedora i haven't seen this guy in like 30 years and now i'm gonna be
00:17:34late to apologize and i'm gonna look like even more of an asshole i've always said it's not an amends
00:17:41unless you power top it just get in there and just dom it out babe i love outlandish humor with
00:17:47my friends
00:17:50you know kid i found this guy reef over at oakwoods same as you and i signed him at this
00:17:57booth same
00:17:58as you right here at this booth reef can't wait to work with you i know our schedules will wind
00:18:05up one
00:18:05of these days can you imagine them letting us two silverbacks pound our chest the same cage
00:18:11i'd sit down and order salad i've got a 4 30 call back for that valtrex commercial valtrex yeah
00:18:16i'm reading for the grandson of the woman who has gentle to herpes it's actually quite a complex
00:18:20character i love that is ellen casting it yep i'm such a sweet girl i know she is and we
00:18:25love her
00:18:25oh me i'm late beautiful day guys okay hey knock them dead will you always will and will do
00:18:32oh wow
00:18:40quit cigs 16 days now sorry that's awesome red yes red rodriguez manager to the stars always bet on red
00:18:51baby yeah still out here hustling
00:19:01red red
00:19:04i came here to apologize to you
00:19:09can i ask you something reef of course
00:19:15what are you sorry for i'm really sorry i fired you
00:19:27you know i remember when i met you by the pool and you had no front teeth you know it
00:19:34was so
00:19:34fucking adorable you were really there for me at that time i was i was but you had this
00:19:44fucking light in you you'd light up my days and i'm just talking about the work the work was always
00:19:50bring it but you they started getting jobs and there he is
00:20:00there he is huh and i was fucking proud i gotta tell you not just because i'm a manager but
00:20:05you know it was almost as if it was me in a way i was so proud
00:20:13then you start running around in hollywood and you're getting some big parts in movies
00:20:17you're hitting the clubs you're getting some pussy i'm getting nervous
00:20:21not just cause i don't want you to get in trouble for your career
00:20:24but i'm worried about you getting trouble for you
00:20:29and i hear things i mean weed and all that i know okay but i hear the hardest stuff
00:20:36the hardest stuff and um i didn't know how to handle it you know i did the best i could
00:20:43at that
00:20:43time i wanted to smack the shit out of you but i still worked gene really honestly i didn't know
00:20:50my role was you know in that whole thing i just didn't know
00:20:58maybe i handled it right maybe i did the right thing
00:21:04maybe i didn't
00:21:07i really don't know i don't know what's right or wrong in this situation
00:21:12anyway look i didn't expect you to stay i didn't expect that i know i know i'm a joke to
00:21:17you guys
00:21:18now the bowling alley the roulette wheel i know who the fuck i am i know what the fuck i
00:21:24am which is
00:21:26i'm the guy you leave if i do my job right okay i know that it's all right
00:21:37i loved all you crazy little cocksuckers i really did but you were different you see you were
00:21:42different you were like you were like family to me yeah yeah
00:21:55and you know what gets me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone
00:22:01not one every time with you guys the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke
00:22:09i mean all i ever wanted was to pick up the phone and hear hey red
00:22:21could have called me
00:22:27i don't have your number
00:22:50i just want to see i'm a big fan thank you i appreciate that yeah mate you're right back and
00:22:57hook are you serious there was a period where i did not speak to myself for three years 11 years
00:23:03ago in sydney you and champagne i chucked it in the dumper because she was on the blog aside from
00:23:08my
00:23:09feelings on the film technically it's astonishing honestly wait i feel like you chucked it in my
00:23:13dumper hey pal excuse me yo hey i don't want to interrupt you i never do this i'm a big
00:23:27fan i'm not
00:23:28here to blow you up or bug you i just want to tell you i'm running this for a while
00:23:32i wanted to
00:23:33introduce myself brief yeah i know i know i'm buddy i'm everybody's buddy we're having some people over
00:23:43today if we make noise some rap music or something just tell me we got tons of food gonna have
00:23:48some
00:23:48celebs cool awesome hi the mclaren's taking up both spots and ud's pulling up from nobu i'll take
00:23:54care of it honey get off your feet you gotta lay down how many cigarettes did dr crane say i
00:23:58could
00:23:58smoke while pregnant again oh he said zero oh hey i know you you dated my grandma that's reef nice
00:24:07to
00:24:07meet you queef
00:24:12fucking shit dude having my first kid well congrats i'm like a kid having a kid but i'm under 60
00:24:21that's what they call a malibu teen dad huh you got kids no oh yeah i read that
00:24:30fuck you're lucky dude just get to party 24 7 i gotta deal with this shit
00:24:37anyway all love homie have a good one i always do and i will do
00:24:46man's search for meaning it's like the most lit holocaust book my therapist gave me this one after
00:24:52my parents divorce and like in a way the divorce was my family's personal holocaust you know like
00:24:58the mistress was hitler my mom was like jesse jackson that black guy that won that medal because he ran
00:25:05really fast jesse owens jesse owens and i was like and frank you know because i was like hiding from
00:25:12my shame this book taught me like not to hide anymore and i don't think you should either so i'm
00:25:17giving
00:25:17this to you it would be good for you excuse me oh yeah i'm gonna give you some privacy
00:25:24ira what's happening fuck bubby i'm so glad i caught you holy what is it did you see a pair
00:25:28of sunglasses
00:25:29after i left your house i'm like fucked up looking for him there's chanel ira are you
00:25:32fucking kidding me no no i know i never splurge like that ira you scared the shit out of me
00:25:37i
00:25:37thought something had leaked or something fucked it happened with the video oh shit did something
00:25:41happen i'm asking you are you fucking serious okay i'm fucking with you but for real though
00:25:46shit is not going well i got nothing on my side you got to keep apologizing to people all right
00:25:51okay bubby sorry if i sound distracted i'm getting an iv trip right now i'm also doing couples
00:25:56therapy and playing chess i'll call you back when i hear something so do you like want me to
00:26:05pretend that i don't know what's going on to like make things easier for you or or what let me
00:26:11think
00:26:11on it i may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life sure hey
00:26:18what extortion
00:26:22thanks emmy it's been so long mom
00:26:29it has
00:26:32i have a lot to uh
00:26:36apologize to you for
00:26:40for starters i was often very rude about you participating in this kind of entertainment
00:26:50i'm sorry for that
00:26:56fuck sorry can we try that one more time on the label wasn't cheated towards camera
00:27:01and that was such a great fucking emotional moment i'm so fucking touched genuinely i just have to be
00:27:07sure it's usable because my content partners need it sometimes you gotta tickle their balls so mommy can get
00:27:12your beak wet my son may be a star but i'm a whole damn planet
00:27:21this is so triggering and fucked up for so many reasons i can't even begin to tell you
00:27:27didn't you come here to apologize to me yeah and you'd only receive the apology if we did it on
00:27:33the
00:27:33show which makes my skin crawl that you're even on in the first place okay we'll get to that in
00:27:38one
00:27:38second you pretentious little fuck but for starters you showed up didn't you you're a little truffle
00:27:45sipping fame piggy just like mommy i wanted to please you i became famous to please you i supported
00:27:52your career day in and day out for nine years of my life i wanted a parent not a business
00:27:59collaborator
00:28:00when you were a little kid you begged me every day to be on tv begged me i'm talking tantrums
00:28:07days
00:28:08long tantrums fits making scenes screaming carrying on i didn't know what to do i was 25 and you were
00:28:16six
00:28:17so i moved us across the country away from your father my husband away from my parents my support
00:28:25system into a shitty little month to month in the valley so i could take you to auditions every day
00:28:33you were my focus your father left us not just you he left me too i sacrificed my marriage
00:28:42who were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25 reef but then something amazing happened
00:28:52your fucking dreams came true and i went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere
00:28:58to suddenly my son singing and dancing on the tonight show you became a big famous actor
00:29:06you got everything you ever wanted mom i was a kid
00:29:16kids don't know what they want kids want to be astronauts yeah and some of them actually do become
00:29:25astronauts the ones whose dreams are supported by their mothers mom i felt used and exploited
00:29:32you stopped seeing me when i got on this show you stopped talking to me your fucking mother
00:29:52you're right
00:29:57i'm sorry
00:30:00that's not okay
00:30:07can we take that from after you're right but before sorry that's not okay i want to get a
00:30:13different reaction on my side jesus christ christ you see what you even take a moment like that and
00:30:22make it for the show you make it for show i was actually feeling in that moment i didn't say
00:30:30anything
00:30:30about your take i bought it your delivery was very strong i just wanted one where i cry and one
00:30:37where
00:30:38i don't on my side so the editor will have options what even is an apology reef is it for
00:30:45you is it for me
00:30:48isn't an apology just to show also this was such a idea you're such a scorched unit not everything is
00:30:57one
00:30:58thing reef
00:31:00yes i want to be great on the show but i mean everything that was in this conversation
00:31:04just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real
00:31:08just because it's performative doesn't mean that it's not the truth
00:31:12why can't it be both
00:31:14you and i see things so differently reef
00:31:19i've accepted that
00:31:20i hope you can too one day i'm not trying to change you so don't try and change me
00:31:36kyle your abstinence dog is out here
00:31:39do you want me to let him in or do you a favor put it down so someone will date
00:31:44you just put it
00:31:45under the window over there guys thanks i should not be lifting this couch right now i have been so
00:31:51nauseous today oh babe maybe you're pregnant is that unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition
00:31:57that you've been romantically intertwined with not been using contraception
00:32:03oh babe yeah i'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are because you're old yeah that's the meaning
00:32:10of that bit mm-hmm okay just making sure you understood the math of it oh you know i i
00:32:13got it
00:32:14thanks and reef like i know you can't handle any of the housewife stuff but like your mom is so
00:32:20fucking major and iconic like what was she wearing i need details babe lay off the mom's stuff okay even
00:32:26though we're all dying to know what she was wearing no it's okay but it's not her it's not her
00:32:37okay
00:32:55hello be in my office one hour i got the fucking dream team assembled for you baby one hour be
00:33:01here
00:33:06dearly beloved we're gathered here today because i have assembled the greatest group ever to protect
00:33:11our boy reef hawk and bathe him in the waters of our combined genius nothing prince whatever reef i would
00:33:22now like to introduce you to your new crisis team or as i call them the rover rover reef unit
00:33:30didn't land okay tough room i'll start with one of the greatest to ever do it one of the world's
00:33:36most renowned lawyers the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated illegal
00:33:44reach is wide and long and my man you know she doesn't mind not ladies and gentlemen virginia
00:33:54allen i've been green reef reef it's nice to meet you don't you represent women who are victims of
00:34:03terrible men not if i hire her first i'm not i didn't like oh i know oh we know bobby
00:34:09we know i
00:34:10wouldn't have accepted this if i thought this was a me too type of thing what if it is it's
00:34:17not we know
00:34:18i know i know i know she knows we know we know i of course know but if it is
00:34:25you're gonna want
00:34:26virginia here bobby speaking of i would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of
00:34:32naughtiness ladies and gentlemen the sultan of social justice the rabbi of race relations
00:34:44he's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement ira he's been preaching since the same
00:34:51street and boys is so tired the reverend leandris carter
00:34:59shut the fuck up oh you still sorry about last time we worked together yeah because you completely
00:35:03ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the out of me and my client here we go again did you follow
00:35:08the jesse smollett thing uh the two racist guys who beat up the black actor and ended up being
00:35:13set up by him leon and i came up with that at lunch one day it's a killer idea we
00:35:17pitched it around town
00:35:18and jesse was the most passionate about the project sometimes these things are reverse engineered where
00:35:21the idea comes before the talent you know like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have
00:35:25a star attached then tell them what happened to ira who's such a fucking hypocrite leon you're one of my
00:35:29best friends i love you more than life itself but you're a hypocrite you're always on me about hiring
00:35:33more black people so i hired two black guys to beat up jesse this is me growing with elegance and
00:35:39all
00:35:39of a sudden i'm the asshole you hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate
00:35:44crime against a black guy you stupid motherfucker it's impossible to keep up hire black guys don't
00:35:48hire black guys make up your mind i shouldn't have to explain this one you're acting like i didn't even
00:35:53post a black square a couple years ago you saw that i storied it it wasn't on my permanent grid
00:35:58but i
00:35:58storied the black square i obviously know who you are and i'm a fan reverend but why is he on
00:36:06our
00:36:07team oh i pray to god you didn't say the word on that video what no i would never we
00:36:15know we know i
00:36:17know he knows we know of course we know we know brother but if you did i will smack the
00:36:24living
00:36:24shit out of you and then we're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together my brother i'm not
00:36:33a racist reef while we totally believe you aren't racist we do know for a fact you have done racist
00:36:41things
00:36:41which is very common except in your position is incredibly dangerous i'm eunice kim i'm a lawyer
00:36:48and activist i'm here because i famously started the hashtag stop imitating asian people i did by
00:36:54the way we noticed thank you for doing no thank you do you recall a scene from a jesus i
00:37:01hate to call
00:37:01it a film a thing you were in called titty school six let's get tit-tarded in here an 80s
00:37:09low-budget
00:37:09teen comedy ira buried when you got famous we think someone may have found it do you recall a
00:37:15scene from this film in which your character israel boner shark scene is tasked with breaking into the
00:37:21girl's sorority to steal their bras and panties and in order to pull off this caper you as your
00:37:26character dress up as a geisha to sneak into the sorority we think someone may be framing the scene
00:37:31in a modern context to use it to cancel you for being racist against asian people it was a scene
00:37:37in a
00:37:38stupid movie it wasn't me it was a character in a movie doesn't matter hey wait where's motion from
00:37:43the anti-semitism committee we ran the numbers it turns out that hating jews doesn't negatively
00:37:48affect a person's career in fact it could even help like that sounds like a freako acid trip so
00:37:55you go through every hypothetical fucked up thing you may have ever done in your entire life yeah if
00:38:00we broke down my text in my dry cleaner on tuesday i'd never work again i mean it felt like
00:38:04fire against my skin the whole entire time i hate that you're being put through this
00:38:09i i just hate it when you're sad you know i was thinking about when you got clean how
00:38:15you never did aa or any other program like that because you were just like so worried that people
00:38:20were going to recognize you and out that you had a problem and how that would you know affect your
00:38:26image of course but a big part of all that is doing the steps right apologizing to the people you
00:38:32hurt
00:38:32maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way of making sure that you apologize to the people
00:38:38that were hurt by your addiction you know i'm sure there's a lot of people that would appreciate
00:38:45an apology from you right sander yeah sure
00:39:02you're right
00:39:06fuck this is hard
00:39:12i need to apologize
00:39:20to savannah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29i'm gonna try and get back before dinner but thank you thanks
00:39:38what the actual
00:39:39fuck dude i don't even know what i said it was like
00:39:44why did i
00:39:45i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i'm a little stupid
00:39:49i don't want to stay in the middle are you all right now i don't want to stay in the
00:40:15middle
00:40:18the
00:40:21uh
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:57Rave.
00:41:00Savannah.
00:41:03Here we are.
00:41:04Dude, you are so annoying.
00:41:07I can hate you or want to kill you or even forget about you,
00:41:11but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:15lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall,
00:41:19almost going deaf.
00:41:20Jesus, I haven't thought about that in so long.
00:41:24Such a little twerk.
00:41:26Always showing off for everybody, center of attention.
00:41:30But I always liked you in moments like this
00:41:35when it was just us talking.
00:41:38Nobody to show off for.
00:41:47I pulled it off.
00:41:48Photo finish.
00:41:50Don't worry, they're not yours.
00:41:52That's not funny.
00:41:54Oh, Gary.
00:41:56Do they have your sense of humor?
00:41:59They're smarter than me.
00:42:01Let's hope they make better choices.
00:42:12I'm really sorry I let you down.
00:42:24How do I put this the right way?
00:42:27I want to use the correct verbiage here
00:42:30and not mince words.
00:42:36You're not a good person.
00:42:45I wasted years of my life on you.
00:42:48With you.
00:42:50And about you.
00:42:52Because it's always about you, Reef.
00:42:57Let me guess.
00:42:58Xander and Kyle haven't been this
00:43:01honest with you
00:43:03about your behavior in these conversations.
00:43:06They never had a problem lying to you.
00:43:08Or for you.
00:43:11Yeah, you don't stick around long
00:43:13with this kind of realness, do you, Reef?
00:43:20But I'm not around anymore.
00:43:24Thank God.
00:43:28Because after the last thing.
00:43:34The last thing that happened.
00:43:40It took finally allowing
00:43:42a good and devoted man
00:43:44to love me to realize that
00:43:47I'm not just a distraction
00:43:49to run to and
00:43:50toy with when you're
00:43:56when you're depressed
00:43:57or
00:43:59lonely
00:44:00or between movies
00:44:01or
00:44:04literally bored
00:44:06only to discard
00:44:07when something amazing
00:44:08would happen.
00:44:11No, you're not.
00:44:13Correct.
00:44:25I used to think
00:44:26that telling you
00:44:27all this would make me happy.
00:44:33It doesn't...
00:44:37My family makes me happy.
00:44:40My children make me happy.
00:44:43My children make me happy.
00:45:08Same seats.
00:45:09Shit, I gotta run.
00:45:11Adam Driver bought a pet champ
00:45:12and it ripped some lady's face
00:45:13off at the mall.
00:45:13They're cute when you buy them,
00:45:15but then it's like...
00:45:15Wait, Ira.
00:45:30Ira, we have him on the line.
00:45:32All right, this is it.
00:45:32All right, this is it.
00:45:32At your stations, okay?
00:45:34Put them through.
00:45:36Hey, Ira.
00:45:36Yo, how's things?
00:45:37All good over here.
00:45:39Just in the office solo,
00:45:40doing a million things.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42By the sound of that speakerphone
00:45:43and the cavernous echo
00:45:44in the conference room,
00:45:45I can tell it's just you in there.
00:45:47Fuck you.
00:45:47What do you got?
00:45:48I'm assuming Virginia
00:45:49and Leandres
00:45:50and the crew
00:45:50are all in there with you.
00:45:52Hello, all.
00:45:53Nope.
00:45:53Wrong again.
00:45:54Okay, Ira.
00:45:56Hey, by the way,
00:45:57I want to say, Reef,
00:45:58if you're there too,
00:45:59which I'm pretty positive
00:46:01that you are,
00:46:02I should legally disclose
00:46:03that I'm your neighbor
00:46:04who's been renting a house
00:46:05next to you
00:46:05for the past few months.
00:46:07What the fuck?
00:46:11Legally disclose.
00:46:12Since when you were
00:46:13a stickler for the law?
00:46:14All right, well, you know,
00:46:15not legally,
00:46:16but like homie to homie.
00:46:17I thought I should tell you
00:46:18that it felt fucked up not to.
00:46:20All right, so what do we got here?
00:46:22Okay, as you know,
00:46:23I can't reveal much,
00:46:25but I have procured a video
00:46:26from a person who wishes
00:46:27to sell it to the highest
00:46:28bidding media outlet.
00:46:30I would like to offer Reef
00:46:31the opportunity to buy it first.
00:46:33How fucking generous of you.
00:46:36All I can tell you
00:46:37about the video is this.
00:46:47He comes.
00:46:54The price is 15 million.
00:46:56The deadline is Tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:46:59Peace.
00:47:03He comes.
00:47:12He comes.
00:47:13He comes.
00:47:14Oh, God.
00:47:15He comes.
00:47:17He comes.
00:47:21He comes.
00:47:23This is the actual
00:47:24worst moment of my life.
00:47:27He comes.
00:47:31I accept that.
00:47:33I do.
00:47:34I accept it.
00:47:39But who says coming is bad, right?
00:47:41Well, it's good, thank you.
00:47:42It's good.
00:47:42I'm in sex positive.
00:47:44Come makes babies.
00:47:46Babies grow up to be doctors.
00:47:48Doctors heal us when we're ailing.
00:47:49Technically, he's right.
00:47:51You know who's made out of cum?
00:47:52She is.
00:47:53I'm not made out of cum.
00:47:55Absolutely are.
00:47:56Even Reef Hawk.
00:47:57Dramatic pause.
00:47:59Not an A-idle.
00:48:00Handprints in the
00:48:01groundman Chinese sidewalk.
00:48:04100% completely cum-based.
00:48:06I believe in the profundity
00:48:09of this argument.
00:48:11This young lady here.
00:48:13Cum.
00:48:15That felt wrong
00:48:16even as I was saying it.
00:48:17But I urge you
00:48:18to hear me when I say this.
00:48:21None of us
00:48:21in this room
00:48:23would be here without cum.
00:48:26Am I wrong?
00:48:29Applause.
00:48:31If you want.
00:48:33If you want.
00:48:34If you want.
00:48:39No!
00:48:40Whoa, whoa, Bubby.
00:48:40You don't understand, Ira.
00:48:42You don't understand.
00:48:43I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:45Hey, you're okay.
00:48:46I've never filmed myself.
00:48:48I've never been filmed
00:48:48with anyone.
00:48:49I've been so fucking careful!
00:48:52Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02What did you just say?
00:49:06Why is this happening to me?
00:49:09No, before that.
00:49:13I've been so fucking careful.
00:49:14before that.
00:49:17I've never filmed myself.
00:49:19And I've never been filmed
00:49:21with anyone.
00:49:28What?
00:49:32What is it?
00:49:34You were filmed
00:49:35without your consent.
00:49:40it was non-consensual.
00:49:43Virginia,
00:49:44do you want to explain this?
00:49:45I'd love to.
00:49:46Reeve,
00:49:47have you ever heard
00:49:47of victim capitalism?
00:49:51No.
00:49:52When you were growing up,
00:49:52you wanted to be an actor.
00:49:54You wanted to be
00:49:54a gifted artist,
00:49:56and that, in turn,
00:49:57would bring you
00:49:57riches and fame.
00:49:58You were part of the
00:49:59recognition for talent
00:50:01generation.
00:50:02But people got tired
00:50:03of having to work hard
00:50:04and actually be good
00:50:05at something.
00:50:05I do all that work.
00:50:07It's exhausting.
00:50:07And the odds
00:50:08are so terribly low
00:50:09of succeeding.
00:50:10So,
00:50:11here come the Kardashians.
00:50:13The big bang
00:50:14happened.
00:50:15The tension
00:50:16culture.
00:50:17And it
00:50:18is
00:50:19huge.
00:50:20Now you don't have
00:50:21to do anything special
00:50:22to be famous.
00:50:22You just have to be.
00:50:23You just have to make
00:50:25enough noise
00:50:25to garner the attention.
00:50:27Any kind of noise,
00:50:28any kind of attention.
00:50:29And this brings us
00:50:31to the birth
00:50:31of social media.
00:50:33Now anyone with a phone
00:50:34can have it at the push
00:50:35of a button.
00:50:36That sweet,
00:50:37sweet nectar
00:50:38of attention.
00:50:39And then,
00:50:40it was ignited.
00:50:42The spark.
00:50:45Victimhood.
00:50:46The only way
00:50:47you can become
00:50:48rich and famous
00:50:49in this culture
00:50:51is to be a victim.
00:50:53Victim capitalism.
00:50:54The best thing
00:50:55you can be
00:50:55in our modern society
00:50:56is a victim.
00:50:57And you,
00:50:58Reef Huck,
00:50:58are a white,
00:51:00middle-aged,
00:51:01rich,
00:51:02famous,
00:51:02straight movie star
00:51:04who is,
00:51:05indeed,
00:51:07a victim.
00:51:08You're a fucking unicorn.
00:51:09This is going to be
00:51:10the biggest year
00:51:10of your whole career.
00:51:11I mean,
00:51:11you're going to be
00:51:12a bigger star than ever.
00:51:13You know what we have
00:51:14to do, right?
00:51:14We got one move.
00:51:16Live interview.
00:51:18That's right.
00:51:18Live interview
00:51:19cuts him off
00:51:20at the knees.
00:51:20Talking about the video
00:51:21before they have a chance
00:51:22to leak it
00:51:23makes you the victim
00:51:24and gives us
00:51:25all the leverage.
00:51:28God,
00:51:28where are they?
00:51:31We're going to be
00:51:31fucking late.
00:51:34Everything okay?
00:51:35Yeah,
00:51:36yeah.
00:51:37I'm just running
00:51:37a little late
00:51:38and it's one day a week
00:51:39I've got to be out
00:51:39by a certain time.
00:51:48Hey,
00:51:48I know that was a lot.
00:51:51Stay with it tonight.
00:51:54Digest it.
00:52:00Ira,
00:52:03you have a really
00:52:04weird job.
00:52:08It's like
00:52:09you just
00:52:10wait for a call
00:52:12that I got in trouble.
00:52:23Bubby,
00:52:24you ever think about
00:52:27why you thought
00:52:27it was okay
00:52:28to get in the kind
00:52:29of trouble
00:52:30you got in
00:52:31for as long
00:52:31as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho
00:52:36when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself
00:52:38at number one.
00:52:42but for everybody
00:52:43else in the world,
00:52:44all these people,
00:52:47they can't act
00:52:47like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life
00:52:53hit me like
00:52:53a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone
00:52:58rings and it's you,
00:52:59I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, Ira.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries.
00:53:15I like babies.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic?
00:53:16Come on.
00:53:16You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is,
00:53:19my boy.
00:53:20Dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old
00:53:21to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby,
00:53:23I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you
00:53:27as this little,
00:53:28fat little,
00:53:29chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being
00:53:31late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no,
00:53:32I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen
00:53:34to Britney Spears'
00:53:35audiobook,
00:53:36and let me just say,
00:53:38she lived a
00:53:40very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She sang at your
00:53:43mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know
00:53:45who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk.
00:53:46That's right.
00:53:49OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted
00:53:51you guys to meet
00:53:52each other,
00:53:53but Reef is always
00:53:54very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef,
00:53:56do you have a
00:53:57girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with
00:53:58the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with
00:53:59the fucking
00:54:00girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:02Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same
00:54:03boat.
00:54:04That's what I tell
00:54:04him.
00:54:05He's got to keep
00:54:05his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said
00:54:07I've got to keep
00:54:08my options open
00:54:09because I'm a
00:54:09handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and
00:54:10handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:14Hey, you guys
00:54:14should be wingmen
00:54:15for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave
00:54:16some pussy
00:54:16for the rest
00:54:17of us.
00:54:17Shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always
00:54:20say?
00:54:20Keep your options
00:54:21open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign
00:54:23anything.
00:54:24Check the
00:54:24Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the
00:54:26Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey, I'll check
00:54:30in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later,
00:54:35Reef.
00:54:35Nice to meet you.
00:54:36Don't deal
00:54:37alcohol and
00:54:37say not a crack,
00:54:38Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you
00:54:40not to tell
00:54:41anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not
00:54:42supposed to
00:54:42repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car,
00:54:44guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:51Let's go.
00:55:15Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey, I think I
00:55:20read a couple
00:55:21of years ago
00:55:21your dad hung
00:55:22himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny.
00:55:25I'm reading the
00:55:26new Jennifer
00:55:26Egan, and the
00:55:27main character is a
00:55:28rock star whose
00:55:29mom is on a
00:55:30reality show, and
00:55:31the dad hangs
00:55:31himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a
00:55:34rock star.
00:55:34It's not a movie
00:55:35star, but it's
00:55:36crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it
00:55:44out if you have
00:55:44a flight or
00:55:45something.
00:55:46You can breeze
00:55:46right through it.
00:55:57Can I just say
00:55:58what we're all
00:55:58thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all
00:56:01interview while
00:56:03pretending to be a
00:56:03victim seems like
00:56:05the actual complete
00:56:06opposite.
00:56:07of what you
00:56:08should do.
00:56:09What's the
00:56:09alternative?
00:56:10Give everything
00:56:11up I've worked
00:56:12for my entire
00:56:12life?
00:56:13I have what
00:56:14everyone dreams
00:56:15of.
00:56:15I can't just
00:56:17throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like,
00:56:24sell everything
00:56:25and move to
00:56:25Hawaii.
00:56:26Open the
00:56:27smoothie stand
00:56:28or something.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a
00:56:33smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a
00:56:35brilliant idea.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37You just seem a
00:56:37little off
00:56:39lately.
00:56:39So, look, I
00:56:41just want to make
00:56:42sure that you're
00:56:42make sure I'm
00:56:43what?
00:56:45Are you
00:56:46implying that
00:56:46there's something
00:56:47important I'm
00:56:48hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef, dude, she's
00:56:50just asking you.
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's
00:56:54such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big
00:56:55fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning
00:56:58that is questioning
00:56:59the very core of
00:57:00everything I am the
00:57:01last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've
00:57:04fought and clawed
00:57:05and promised
00:57:06to not be.
00:57:07me.
00:57:08So, you questioning
00:57:09that isn't just
00:57:11a chill little
00:57:12question.
00:57:13It's calling me
00:57:14a fraud.
00:57:15So, what the
00:57:16fuck are you
00:57:17asking?
00:57:18Jane?
00:57:22Don't fucking
00:57:23curse at me
00:57:24ever.
00:57:26Don't ever
00:57:28talk to me
00:57:29like that
00:57:30ever.
00:57:31You are under
00:57:33immense pressure
00:57:34and anxiety.
00:57:35So, I am asking
00:57:36you, as somebody
00:57:37who loves you,
00:57:39are you strong
00:57:40in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have
00:57:42that look in your
00:57:43eyes you promised
00:57:44I wasn't going
00:57:44to see again.
00:57:47How fucking
00:57:48dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:52I ask you
00:57:53because I am
00:57:54someone who loves
00:57:55you at times
00:57:56more than you
00:57:56are capable
00:57:57of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because
00:58:00I would rather
00:58:00you throw some
00:58:02little bitchy
00:58:03diva movie star
00:58:04tantrum and not
00:58:05be my friend
00:58:05for a month
00:58:06than to walk
00:58:07in on you
00:58:09overdosed again
00:58:10thinking that
00:58:11you were fucking
00:58:11dead.
00:58:13Which you don't
00:58:14even remember
00:58:15but was like
00:58:16the worst moment
00:58:16of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're
00:58:23a 56-year-old man
00:58:24who might be
00:58:26back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So, when I
00:58:28ask you
00:58:30it's not
00:58:30because it's
00:58:31fun for me.
00:58:35My sobriety
00:58:36is stronger
00:58:37than fucking
00:58:37steel.
00:58:43And as far
00:58:44as moving
00:58:45to Hawaii
00:58:45and opening
00:58:47a smoothie
00:58:48stand,
00:58:50that might be
00:58:51in the realm
00:58:51of possibility
00:58:52for you.
00:58:54But honestly,
00:58:55Kyle,
00:58:56I don't have the
00:58:57patience or the
00:58:58fucking energy
00:58:59to fake
00:59:00being able
00:59:01to relate
00:59:01to your
00:59:02shitty little
00:59:03life today.
00:59:04I live in
00:59:05an existence
00:59:06you literally
00:59:08have no way
00:59:10of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that
00:59:19you do that
00:59:19giant interview
00:59:20and I hope
00:59:21you get more
00:59:22famous
00:59:22and more rich
00:59:24and more
00:59:25attention
00:59:27as it seems
00:59:28to historically
00:59:29serve you
00:59:30super well.
00:59:31And you know
00:59:32what?
00:59:32I love my life,
00:59:33my shitty
00:59:34little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be
00:59:37whoever I
00:59:38want to be
00:59:39all the time.
00:59:41I wish you
00:59:42cared about
00:59:43what we thought
00:59:44of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch
00:59:46of people
00:59:46on the internet.
00:59:50And the next
00:59:50time we do
00:59:51a performative
00:59:51apology tour,
00:59:53throw your
00:59:53two best friends
00:59:54on the list,
00:59:54you sad fucking
00:59:55junkie.
01:00:13Why are you
01:00:14still here?
01:00:17I ordered food
01:00:19and I already
01:00:19paid for it
01:00:20on the app.
01:00:27Why did you
01:00:28stay my friend,
01:00:29Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions
01:00:40so fucking much.
01:00:42Um...
01:00:48When we were
01:00:48in high school,
01:00:50every other word
01:00:51out of everyone's
01:00:51mouth was
01:00:52faggot,
01:00:52including mine.
01:00:54And one time
01:00:55you slept over
01:00:56in 10th grade
01:00:57and you asked me
01:00:57point blank
01:00:58if I was gay
01:00:59and I denied it
01:01:00for hours
01:01:01and we got
01:01:02into this big
01:01:02screaming fight
01:01:03and you said
01:01:06to me,
01:01:09you said
01:01:09you would not
01:01:10be my friend
01:01:10if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only
01:01:14not be my friend
01:01:14if I was not
01:01:15myself.
01:01:18Because that
01:01:19would be too
01:01:19hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act
01:01:28gross like this,
01:01:29I choose
01:01:30to remember
01:01:31that person.
01:01:59to be my friend.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11Like why did we do this and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know?
01:04:32But then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going on and what you are surviving
01:04:40as a victim, I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything
01:04:48and share it with the world, I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15I'm going to leave.
01:05:17I'm going to leave.
01:05:19I'm going to leave now.
01:05:2130 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23You can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:37We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go out on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:52Bobby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview
01:06:05would force in a hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video
01:06:09on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:11They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K, and this is all behind you
01:06:18for the rest of your life.
01:06:26Hello?
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:39I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here,
01:06:46in front of me,
01:06:52it's just so fucking wrong.
01:06:54I don't know.
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:21It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:44You pay it.
01:07:53You pay it.
01:07:58You pay it.
01:08:00You pay it.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this so crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:31I mean, you're Reef Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:36Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months,
01:08:47living in this, uh, hotel room.
01:08:52I guess I'm, uh, a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have, like, a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:09No.
01:09:12No, I don't.
01:09:15Oh.
01:09:15Um, why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh...
01:09:33I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh...
01:09:40I always chose something else I thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:05Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:24Uh, uh...
01:10:26Uh, uh, uh.
01:10:31Uh.
01:10:32Uh.
01:10:34Uh.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, no, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:14I'm just broke.
01:12:19The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:12:24Yeah, I shook my hand.
01:12:26There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:34And the shame I feel for what I put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:25Hey.
01:13:28I'm sorry.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:35I love you, too.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reeve.
01:13:49The day I walk down the street, I used to wander.
01:13:53Yeah, I scratched my head and lit my cigarette.
01:14:00Well, there was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:05Yeah, how lucky can one man get?
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who is this?
01:14:17It's Reeve.
01:14:19Reeve?
01:14:21Reeve?
01:14:22What can I do for you, Reeve?
01:14:24I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44The fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reeve?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04I mean, what I'm doing, I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, I mean, isn't, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old?
01:15:17Yeah, yeah, same.
01:15:21Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah, I shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:54Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:02Hey, how lucky can one man get me?
01:16:03Hey, how lucky can one man get me?
01:16:17Yeah, I'm all the lucky one.
01:16:36girl we got this we got this who are you the second most interesting bitch in this room trust
01:16:45good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the drew barrymore show
01:16:52we begin tonight with a gentleman i do not know hi xander alexander huge fan and you soon will
01:17:00be of mine as well so much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on
01:17:05your
01:17:05tits and i just want you to know that today i'm here to take that load for you well let's
01:17:12get the
01:17:12tissues out and do this right now yes first of all i don't know if you know anything about my
01:17:18past
01:17:19but you know et changed my life i actually always thought it was et you know like french never seen
01:17:26it before saw the poster know how relevant it is know how important it is from what i understand
01:17:31it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little old jewish guy and taking him
01:17:35for a ride on a bicycle little ball guy you just put a blanket on him and take him for
01:17:39a ride on a
01:17:39bicycle again i haven't seen it i've only seen call me by your name in the notebook
01:17:48don't know how i did that now wonder where it's gone must spend the way i went waiting for the
01:18:01dawn
01:18:01to shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:16shoot the moon right between the eyes i'm screaming take me back to sunny countryside
01:18:29the clocks and spoons empty rooms it's raining out tonight
01:19:08that's fine
01:19:10it's a good idea
01:19:10i'm
01:19:10it's a good idea
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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