00:00Hey, Quagmire, you know you got Chris suspended from school for telling one of your dirty jokes.
00:04Oh, gosh, Peter, I'm sorry. You want me to talk to him?
00:07Well, no, actually, I want you to tell me the joke.
00:09Yeah, tell us the joke.
00:11You want to hear it? All right. So this chick meets a guy at a bar and...
00:18P.S. Your vagina's in the sink.
00:23Oh, God, I pooped my pants.
00:26It's funny when it happens to other people.
00:31Yeah, that's the end that always underwears.
00:33I didn't know what to do, so I took them off and hummed them at the wall, and they started
00:36sliding down like one of them sticky octopuses.
00:38Well, it's a pretty funny joke, you know, when you think about it. Your vagina's in the sink.
00:43Damn it!
00:45Wow, he poops every time he hears that joke.
00:48Yeah, he does, doesn't he?
00:56Get out of here, Quagmire! Just put on clean pants!
01:03Who's texting me?
01:05Damn it!
01:09Stop it, you guys! You're ruining all my clothes!
01:19Can I see your driver's license and registration, please?
01:21Is there a problem, officer?
01:23Is he telling it?
01:24Yeah.
01:27Damn it!
01:30F*** you guys!
01:31You just...
01:31Ha-ha-ha!
01:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
01:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:42OK, Quagmire. He's asleep.
02:00You just popped all over the bed when you're pooping your dreams you poop for real
Comments