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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:23boro
05:24Motores
05:33That'd be lovely
05:37Everyone crying
05:40Yeah
05:41Paying their respects
05:43Fending down
05:46Earth
05:48Any questions?
05:51No
05:51No
05:51No
05:51And then
05:53Because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know cheeky cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky bubbles has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets to I'll give Jack D three points
06:12Saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy Fawkes
06:16Oh, I'll give you this
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. He can have four points. And of course I will be honking
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52I
06:53Jack hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Hi Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:16I'm feeling good.
07:17Hello Andy. Oh, hi Alex
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back I think
07:30Yeah
07:32Parents
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas?
07:38No
07:39Weddings?
07:40No
07:40Okay
07:42Postman's come
07:43Right
07:44Um
07:45All right
07:47Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task
07:53This outfit?
07:54This outfit
07:55This outfit
07:56Oh Jesus Christ
07:58Yes
07:58And your points will be doubled
08:00Doubled
08:01Doubled
08:01For that task
08:03Okay
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over
08:08Is that the right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in so that you
08:16can double your points
08:18So Andy you won't know what the task is going to be you have to decide before a task takes
08:23place that you want to wear this outfit
08:24Right, okay
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show
08:27Yeah
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it
08:29Okay
08:29This isn't actually a task is it? It's just a thing that's going to happen
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry
08:35Yeah
08:35Still fun though Joe?
08:36Oh it is, the fun never stops I can see
08:39I'm having a ball
08:40Mm
08:43APPLAUSE
08:44We don't know what Alex is currently wearing but Rose is quite right
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents
08:54So, something to look forward to
08:56Yes, quite right
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the mystery outfit
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun
09:04MUSIC PLAYS
09:22Back in the weird lab, alright
09:24Is that your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe
09:31Okay
09:34Hi, Jack
09:34Hi Alex, are you alright?
09:36Yeah, no problem
09:37SIGH
09:39Okay
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep
09:42Brand new gloves
09:44Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time
09:48Right
09:50Erm, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one
09:53Oh yeah?
09:54Mm
09:54It means this one counts double for you
09:56Yeah
09:56Whatever points you get
09:57Yeah
09:58So that's a big one
10:02Remember these ten fine people
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people
10:10Best memory wins
10:14Your time starts now
10:18Okay, cool
10:19Let's memorise these people then
10:21Alright
10:21Diana
10:22She's got the blonde hair
10:23The pearls
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27That's Gordo
10:28I'm gonna start
10:29Trev looks good
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm gonna...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it
10:36Dina Dina Dina
10:38Dina Dina
10:39Is he Dina is he
10:41Yank tank, yank tank, yank tank
10:43What's your process for your...
10:45Ooh
10:45Yank tank
10:46Blanket
10:47Clown
10:48Ah!
10:51Grillsy
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes
10:54Okay
10:54It's your method for remembering things, Jack
10:56Try not to be distracted
10:57Chisel
10:58Chisel
10:59Chisel
10:59Dina Dina Dina
11:02Can
11:03Clown
11:04Clown
11:05Clown
11:06Clown
11:06They're now in my memory house
11:07In my memory castle
11:09Right
11:11Cool
11:12I'm cool
11:13I don't fancy my chances here
11:15WHISTLE
11:15WHISTLE
11:16BLANKET
11:17Please look at the camera
11:19I was hoping you weren't gonna do that
11:21I got that sorted but that's a shit dump
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack
11:31Just start now?
11:33Why not?
11:34Dina
11:36Izzy
11:37Yank tank
11:38The yank tank
11:39Colonel
11:40Blanket
11:41Dina
11:42Izzy
11:43Yank
11:44Tank
11:44Colonel
11:48Blanket
11:48Dora?
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora, but it looks like a Dora, do you know what I think?
11:55Grillsy
11:55Chisel
11:57Reggie
11:57Trish
11:58No
11:59Never go with Trish, man
12:00Trish
12:01Let's go with Trish
12:02I didn't talk to them
12:05No, you didn't talk to them
12:06Oh
12:07This is Izzy
12:09The bandage
12:11I'm really screwed with her
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Althwaite
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin
12:18I think this one's Gordo
12:21Gordo?
12:22True
12:23Yeah, I can't remember these two
12:25Um
12:26I've left the palace
12:28I'm gonna leave it at that, I think I've done all of it
12:30APPLAUSE
12:31All right
12:47APPLAUSE
12:47I think I've pulled it off though
12:48Yeah
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given the option, straight in
12:55Yeah
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with
12:58Get over and done with
12:58Yeah
12:59And then you haven't got that to dread
13:02In the future
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task
13:08OK?
13:08It's break time
13:09Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height
13:17I've told you the guy's five foot two
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute
13:28APPLAUSE
13:37Hello
13:38Welcome back to Taskmaster
13:40It's the second part of the show
13:42And we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy
13:46But here we go
13:47A new task
13:48And the introduction of our teams
14:02Hello
14:03Andy
14:05Good to see you
14:07You too
14:08So
14:09Multi-headed creature
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20And explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive
14:24You have 20 minutes, your time starts now
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No
14:30No
14:30No, absolutely not
14:32All right
14:33Well, we could collect a lot of heads around the house, right?
14:36It can be any heads
14:37Dog's head
14:38Well, you see that, I like what you're thinking there
14:41Because it doesn't have to be a human head
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah
14:46I don't mean too many, have they really?
14:48Hydra
14:48Three-headed dog
14:49God of the underworld
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles
14:57Oh, you can
14:58I mean, it's niche
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic
15:06That's right
15:07You know when someone's like
15:08Oh, this is grey
15:10Yeah
15:10And then you taste it and it's delicious
15:11What?
15:13Okay
15:13Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie
15:16Something like that
15:17Something like that
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that
15:23Let's see if it can be done
15:25Right
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah
15:29What?
15:34Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right
15:39Okay, so what are we on?
15:4112 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now
15:43Right
15:43I really don't want to get this wrong
15:46These guys, man
15:48Right
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start
15:57Quite a good vibe with this team
15:58I'm so excited to be on the team with Jackie
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common
16:10Do you?
16:12We're both from a place of positivity
16:20And we were a team made in heaven
16:32There's a bond there and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast
16:35Yeah
16:35Now, this group
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction
16:43I was so confused, I was just like
16:45Why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer
16:47And then a detective comes in
16:49I was so confused
16:52But there's no mystery, Baba, at least as to who the detective is
16:56Oh my God
16:57It's Detective Emma City
16:58Oh my God
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast
17:02What would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:05And Emma went for...
17:07The making of a smoothie
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh my God
17:16Oh my God
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic
17:21That's right
17:22You know when someone's like, oh
17:24LAUGHTER
17:29Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two
17:32Rosie and Jackie
17:34This
17:35Is
17:36Been
17:36And
17:37Gone
17:44We
17:47Are
17:48So
17:50Happy
17:50We
17:52Be
17:53Here
17:54On
17:56Your
17:57Task
17:58Like that
17:59Show
18:02We
18:03Are
18:04So
18:06Impressive
18:08With
18:10Instruments
18:12And
18:13I
18:14You
18:15Playing
18:17Instruments
18:26You
18:26Poked your head through a bin bag and then you sang a song
18:29There are two things you're missing here
18:30One is that we had to join two bin bags, otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg
18:34No!
18:35And then the other thing you're missing is that by then I'd lost the will to live
18:39Yeah
18:42Right, Jackie's started to turn on you here
18:44No, no, no
18:44He's pulling away from the group
18:46There's only one thing that can save you now
18:48And it's
18:50The most awkward gang in town
18:58We are
19:00Making
19:01A
19:02Phenomenal
19:03Smoothie
19:04Today
19:06Using
19:07So
19:07Many
19:08Phenomenal
19:10Fruits
19:11And
19:12Life-giving
19:14Nutrients
19:15Today
19:17Making
19:19Making
19:19This
19:20Impressive
19:21Medicine
19:22Will
19:27Today
19:28Today
19:35Oh
19:36My
19:37Gosh
19:38This
19:39Is
19:40Phenomenal
19:41Smoothie time
19:43Today
19:51Yum
19:52Surprisingly
19:54Nutty
20:02Thanks team, you may return to the house
20:05Which we should do this again sometime
20:07Yeah, no, for real
20:08It was genuinely very nice
20:17You actually did make this move
20:20Excuse me, it was a multi-headed beast
20:23How many heads was
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast, there was a lot of heads on that beast
20:26It was a better beast than these two clowns
20:29Okay
20:29Right, that much I'll concede
20:30But you still made a smoothie
20:33And Baba, if you want to get into an argument
20:35You can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today
20:39I drank that smoothie
20:40I went home
20:41And for the first time in my life
20:43I levitated
20:46It was worse
20:49I don't know
20:50What was
20:51What were you least impressed by
20:52The song
20:53Or the smoothie
20:54The smoothie
20:54And that's saying something
20:55Because you heard the song
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie
21:03But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:07Mmm
21:07Than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag
21:10No thanks
21:11Listen
21:12Listen
21:12It was a multi-headed beast
21:14It was
21:14No wait
21:15Which beast do you know
21:16That makes a smoothie
21:18We did that
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes
21:22And look at it now
21:23Thank you
21:24Come on man
21:34Today
21:35Today
21:39Very nice
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other
21:43And I know you don't like a draw
21:45Two points each
21:46And you'll all thank me for that
21:47Here we go
21:48They all get two points
21:49There it is
21:51Well the order hasn't changed
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead
21:55With seven points
21:56There we are
21:57Woo
21:59Get us with another task please, little Alex Horne
22:02Ooh
22:02There's somebody at the door
22:04Ooh
22:18Wow
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready
22:21Yeah
22:21Really great to see you
22:22And you as well
22:27So this is awkward
22:29Hello
22:31You look happy
22:33I'm happy any day that I'm with you
22:39My little baby boy
22:42OK, there's a task over there
22:44Oh
22:46There we go
22:51There's a
22:52Erm
22:53Is there a challenge?
22:55Yeah, there's a task
22:56A task
22:56Yeah
22:56It's just on the doorbell
22:58Oh, OK
22:58Yeah
23:01Oh
23:02I've done it
23:04Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera
23:13Yo
23:14Man like Baba
23:16You have 30 minutes
23:18Your time starts now
23:21Interesting the word remarkable
23:24Trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work
23:32Erm, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera, it was the first known use of it
23:36I want to put on a shelf
23:40It needs to be elaborate
23:52It needs to be remarkable actually
23:54I mean they are synonyms
23:58OK
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy? You like that?
24:03Yes and no
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day
24:07LAUGHTER
24:09All right
24:10OK
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy
24:12It is Rosie Jones
24:16Oooooooooh
24:17Oooooooooh
24:19Oooooooooh
24:20Oooooooooh
24:22Oooooooooh
24:23Oooooooooh
24:26Merry Christmas
24:29I'm merry
24:32And I'm having a baby
24:44Jesus
24:50APPLAUSE
24:56What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:05it's a bold and fresh take on christianity
25:11if it's not disrespectful what would almost say that jesus positively fell out
25:17all right that's it we're halfway through the episode see you in a minute
25:32hello welcome back to taskmaster where our door is always open well not always greg for the current
25:38task it's always closed so that's a pretty poor choice of words the comedians have been tasked to
25:44record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage next up bubba whose name is nanogram of abba
25:49and annie zoltzman whose name is an anagram of ads as lin mat
25:55so
26:06so
26:08so
26:25Alexander.
26:26Oh, right. Hello.
26:28I am your future. I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would have been the plan, actually.
26:41Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hmm. When?
26:46Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right. That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mates.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right.
27:16Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shh. No, I can't say that.
27:19That is our secret.
27:20Our secret.
27:21No one can know that.
27:24We know. We always know.
27:28Stick around?
27:30Can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:34Oh, no.
27:43Mine was shit, bro.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51You weren't even any good at keeping your piss.
27:53That's right.
27:55When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56oh, he's going to be really good at this.
27:58Three.
27:59But...
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea.
28:03The ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:10Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah.
28:16...of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Well, it was also Alex's future,
28:25so it was probably going to be quite dull.
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good.
28:31Not good.
28:31That's bad.
28:32Right.
28:33Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Phew.
28:38Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh-ooh.
28:44Come on.
28:50All right.
28:51Come on.
28:53Let's go with that.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Come on.
29:01Whoa.
29:02Up-bo.
29:03All right.
29:04All right.
29:11LAUGHTER
29:14I'll leave the pack.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:18The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
29:21seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26Well, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Just do, make it an omelette.
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it was a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:37On the envelope.
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad,
29:42keep you up, he's outside my doorbell?
29:45Difficult, isn't it?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see,
29:48oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:56I suppose so.
29:58LAUGHTER
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:07There we go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:19LAUGHTER
30:21LAUGHTER
30:25Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26It was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system
30:32is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:42LAUGHTER
30:42LAUGHTER
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, it's a creme caramel.
30:45LAUGHTER
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49LAUGHTER
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is
30:57watch stuff being flushed all the way down,
30:59through and see how it works.
31:01OK, thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to demonstrate how things work as well,
31:18and I think I've demonstrated there how a house works.
31:22And then there's...
31:23LAUGHTER
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28It was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable.
31:38LAUGHTER
31:39I feel bad, it is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable
31:44than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:49Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:57LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04LAUGHTER
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:07APPLAUSE
32:08Well done.
32:11All right.
32:12Round of the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:19MUSIC PLAYS
32:20MUSIC PLAYS
32:24Oh, no!
32:25Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you two, Emma.
32:31Yeah, yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them?
32:33Um, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:39LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open the thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47Yeah.
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:53Identify these ten fine people.
32:56Most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:11APPLAUSE
33:13It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed,
33:19I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:25HE LAUGHS
33:26They're in a different order.
33:32The sneaky little toe bag.
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:41HE LAUGHS
33:44Colonel!
33:46HE LAUGHS
33:48This one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was her.
33:52The head injury.
33:54HE LAUGHS
33:54She has a one-word beard.
33:58HE LAUGHS
33:59HE LAUGHS
34:03HE LAUGHS
34:04HE LAUGHS
34:05HE LAUGHS
34:06HE LAUGHS
34:08HE LAUGHS
34:08HE LAUGHS
34:08HE LAUGHS
34:09HE LAUGHS
34:10HE LAUGHS
34:12That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:15HE LAUGHS
34:16HE LAUGHS
34:17HE LAUGHS
34:18HE LAUGHS
34:18Doggy?
34:18Uh, Marilyn?
34:21HE LAUGHS
34:21HE LAUGHS
34:21Dina!
34:23HE LAUGHS
34:23That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:26HE LAUGHS
34:26HE LAUGHS
34:26Oh, why is she mad?
34:28So...
34:31Oh...
34:31Dina!
34:34HE LAUGHS
34:35HE LAUGHS
34:36HE LAUGHS
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:38All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck?
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways, getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:48HE LAUGHS
34:49HE LAUGHS
34:52APPLAUSE
34:52APPLAUSE
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously, he had five.
34:58Mm-hm, he only remembered one in the end.
35:00It just is quite hard to...
35:01I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in, um...
35:06..the trial.
35:06Uh...
35:07But, look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:09LAUGHTER
35:09Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...?
35:13LAUGHTER
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:19Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23LAUGHTER
35:23OK, time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:26Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry it home in a coffin.
35:35LAUGHTER
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:40APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Baba and Jack, who has donned his hot dog outfit
35:59and will get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah!
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15CHISEL.
36:15CHISEL.
36:16CHISEL.
36:16CHISEL.
36:17REGGIE.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's...
36:24That's...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh!
36:30The...
36:31What's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or...
36:33Wanky Smanky or...
36:34CHISEL.
36:37CHISEL.
36:37CHISEL.
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:48No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trev or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:02Grilly, itsy-pitsy.
37:08Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you want to do?
37:09I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names.
37:14So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Oh!
37:17Hey!
37:18Oh!
37:18Bow!
37:20Bow!
37:21Oh!
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step, add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and add some flavour?
37:47Woo!
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52cos I enjoyed you.
37:53Can I check?
37:53Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, yank tank and yankee tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Bubba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:16She's new.
38:17The Colonel.
38:18Chisel.
38:19Dina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:22Blanket.
38:23Tamsin Halsway.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new.
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:42You've got little pickies, you bastard.
38:45Look at these.
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:49Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:53Grill-sy!
38:59The yank tank.
39:01Yank tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:05Oh!
39:06Gordo.
39:08You're just missing Tamsin Halsway.
39:10Is that right?
39:10Yes, yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy!
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you got gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma!
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes.
39:57The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:01Nice.
40:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:06OK, it's time for me to make you wait to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:16Hello, old friend.
40:18I'm over here.
40:18And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones.
40:22Take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clearer as we play it.
41:01Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:14LAUGHTER
41:20Lovely spin.
41:21Lovely spin.
41:21Beautiful.
41:22Beautiful.
41:25So that's the red.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again?
41:28Who do you want to stick on one?
41:29Oh, Oxpin again.
41:31Ooh.
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:35That's more like...
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy's Oxpin.
41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Whoa!
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Come on.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time, unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:15Jack, you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:20What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:31Oh, no.
42:38Oh, shut up.
42:43That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46That is red.
42:47Red.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What big thing?
42:50Or any gold.
42:51Right.
42:52Mm-hm.
43:06Oh, no.
43:09Oh, no.
43:12The cartwheel.
43:14Red.
43:15Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:17They like that.
43:17They like that.
43:21Oh, no.
43:22Just another one.
43:23Oh, no.
43:27Andy Lordman gets two points.
43:30We need five, Bubba.
43:31Five, yeah?
43:34Come on.
43:36No, no.
43:37You, bro.
43:38Oh!
43:42It's six, please, Emma.
43:43Fair enough.
43:47Come on, come on.
43:49Red, red.
43:50Five more reds.
43:51Red or gold.
43:52Come on.
43:54Do you still get one more?
43:55Four more.
43:56Four more.
43:59Four more.
44:00Three more.
44:01Brilliant.
44:02Come on!
44:04Come on!
44:05Come on.
44:08Come on.
44:09Come on, refer to Jesus.
44:16You require seven.
44:18You require seven.
44:18Thank you, really good.
44:20Mm-hm.
44:25Ooh.
44:25Ooh.
44:25That's red.
44:26Oh!
44:26That's red.
44:28Anti-clockwise.
44:41Oh
44:47In a row
44:55Yep, the lucky come on's back
45:01We have a winner and that winner is Bubba Tunday Edition!
45:06Yes!
45:07Yes!
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11What?
45:12Hey, come down, we'll add it to the final scores!
45:20Bubba Tunday won the five points. Well done, Bubba.
45:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Bubba because he's come second last.
45:31At the top of the lady board with 20 points is Jack D!
45:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:35Jack D wins episode two.
45:37Please go and celebrate with your serious yet silly thing!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:42Thank you. See you again very soon.
45:44Let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Jack D!
45:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:14APPLAUSE
46:15MUSIC
46:17MUSIC
46:17MUSIC
46:17MUSIC
46:18MUSIC
46:18MUSIC
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