00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
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03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
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03:47for travel and news after this
04:17Let's go.
04:31Let's go.
04:50Let's go.
04:52Let's go.
04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:16Next.
05:18Daniel.
05:19Daniel.
05:20Daniel.
05:20Daniel.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Have you got this?
05:38Yikes.
05:42It's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:45We'll just bring the whole family if might as well.
05:48Bill.
05:49Hello mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52Alright you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad?
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate, the er, what's it?
05:58the cash-in-hand fella yeah yeah yeah you can swear whatever you have i will take
06:10all right then let's get on with this as soon as you finish
06:13it's not right 28 days 28 days 38 days come over my life
07:07what are you doing i told you never to come here i need to talk to you about the flags
07:11not tonight michael how are the kids they're fine now go
07:22who's that twat don't be rude who is it someone who works for a living
07:27and looks after your kids now go he's a fucking twat you're a fucking twat
07:31michael i mean it don't you want some maybe i do yeah maybe you're not worth it oh well maybe
07:36you
07:37haven't got any balls shut up i've got balls let me tell you something else she she knows all about
08:13my balls
08:36I am very happy to say
08:39that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane
08:51have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:57Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack,
08:59but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage
09:03were successfully shot down by our Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say
09:09the tide has turned
09:12and the recapture of the Falkland Islands
09:16is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:26but she believed we could pull it off,
09:28and now victory is within sight.
09:30In her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years
09:35for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively
09:39after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again,
09:48which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher,
09:52or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public,
09:59and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago,
10:06we were given the advice to be more transparent,
10:09accessible,
10:10to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Nice.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared
10:27a few suitable members of the general public
10:29for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions,
10:31no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament,
11:52who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
11:57Ugh.
12:00You know you're the fucking twat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy
12:09works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment,
12:14unemployment which is rising.
12:16No.
12:17It's, can I put it this way,
12:19it's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:39Now, just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Now, what do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
12:53How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:42Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all
13:50on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds
14:05on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:10Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands
14:12was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:14because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist
14:18and because the Falkland Islanders
14:20are British subjects
14:22living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations,
14:26which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey.
14:44What, Iraq?
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party
14:56to which I belong,
14:57and so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancier her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:09If you still wish to register your protest,
15:12I suggest you do so via the ballot box
15:13or peacefully in the street,
15:14as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her,
15:19who do I speak to?
15:21The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her
15:25in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister
15:30every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43Fight!
16:01Your Majesty the Queen here,
16:03taking the royal salute,
16:04the key moment
16:05in this,
16:06the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some lucky
16:20members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this
16:26joyous in it application for single payment to cover home improvements yep give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right I went to see social services to mediate because
16:53I want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage I want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the
17:07primary tenant but she's left I just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council
17:19no they told me speak to you look if this doesn't get sorted I don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:58so
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35:12My name is Michael.
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46:17I say they have it.
46:48within them.
47:19I really must go.
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