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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04Oh, I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07Oh, I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14Oh, I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:32It's just my birthmark.
00:01:34ah I was so drunk last night I can't remember who I was with I must return
00:01:43this to her so I can see her again
00:01:50happy new year Sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night I don't care
00:01:56how just do it I will find you
00:02:04Maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend I
00:02:11need grandkids I need message received mom I need to go now I have to inspect the
00:02:16new headquarters
00:02:25seven years why can't I ever find you why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now your best sir but first we found her fake Christmas
00:02:51wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an
00:02:57alias we can't have her know you the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up the price good
00:03:02finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:07hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate I can't wait to finally meet my new
00:03:15daddy now auntie Deborah and Pamela I can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:21sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for Christmas
00:03:24but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy where's my real one
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:47daddy
00:03:48oh
00:03:49what
00:03:56daddy
00:03:57oh I'm sorry
00:04:00I'm not your dad
00:04:01no I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I
00:04:04oh mommy hurry your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:26why does she feel so familiar
00:04:30she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new Christmas husband
00:04:35so you're my new Christmas wife
00:04:38see I knew you're the new daddy we had right
00:04:41hi my name's Piper what's your name
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:46Max Aurelius
00:04:47Eva
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per our agreement
00:05:02the rate is $1,000 per hour
00:05:04and
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07well yeah
00:05:09it's $500 a day
00:05:10is that enough?
00:05:12that's the most that I can pay you
00:05:14wait you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16that's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:18you'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:19look my requirements are simple
00:05:22okay play my pretend husband
00:05:23come with me to my hometown
00:05:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:27and then my family will get off my back
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:05:37fine
00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:42okay
00:05:43deal
00:05:47I need to go get married
00:06:01wow
00:06:02clean up nice
00:06:04this is my wedding day after all
00:06:06pictures
00:06:08pictures
00:06:10pictures
00:06:15yeah guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46to prove to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family
00:06:50yeah
00:06:50of course
00:07:01happy holidays mom
00:07:03from my family
00:07:04from my family to you
00:07:13bad news boss
00:07:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:17failed last minute
00:07:18wait she bailed
00:07:20then who is
00:07:24who is
00:07:26whatever
00:07:27it doesn't matter
00:07:29I've got what I need
00:07:32Sam don't worry about it
00:07:34I already found someone
00:07:40okay well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go
00:07:43Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:45Christmas shopping
00:07:46I should come
00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55it will make it more believable
00:07:59fine
00:08:00yeah fine
00:08:01okay
00:08:02you can come
00:08:10let's go
00:08:10which mall are we going to?
00:08:12um
00:08:13let's go to that one
00:08:14oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21what the actual fuck
00:08:26Sam
00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:45we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max
00:08:54oh so
00:08:55I was uh
00:08:56thinking
00:08:57that
00:08:57since we're married
00:09:00we should probably
00:09:01kiss
00:09:02once or twice
00:09:04in front of them
00:09:05okay
00:09:06should we use our tongues
00:09:08should we use our tongues or
00:09:08no
00:09:09no definitely not
00:09:10and absolutely no
00:09:11sex?
00:09:12yes
00:09:14this is strictly business
00:09:16anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20what?
00:09:21afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:30let's go
00:09:37here
00:09:38what are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well I'm not your woman
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship
00:09:46and I don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies
00:09:54quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies
00:09:57did I hear this right?
00:09:58they're the best kind
00:09:59hurry up and go
00:10:00go
00:10:01what are you standing here for?
00:10:04hello there
00:10:05hi
00:10:05you ready?
00:10:06yes
00:10:06yeah
00:10:06just these things
00:10:07okay great
00:10:09we have a holiday special today
00:10:10spend 500
00:10:12get 10% off
00:10:13and you are just short
00:10:1415 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:16oh
00:10:17great
00:10:17yeah
00:10:18what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here
00:10:24relax
00:10:24yeah
00:10:25yeah
00:10:28here
00:10:29this will do the trick
00:10:30okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:38you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you
00:10:44damn
00:10:45my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait wait
00:10:54not the pies
00:10:54you can just set those on top
00:11:01hi guys
00:11:03and I hand you
00:11:04all these pies
00:11:09of course
00:11:10thank you so much
00:11:12of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:13thank you
00:11:14she bought all 12 pies
00:11:16she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:18just to give it away
00:11:20thank you
00:11:21Merry Christmas
00:11:22Merry Christmas
00:11:27what?
00:11:29you do that often?
00:11:30as often as I can
00:11:36we should go
00:11:37we gotta pick up paper
00:11:41watch out
00:12:01you're done feeling me up
00:12:04shut up
00:12:05sorry I was just in character
00:12:07wifey
00:12:07well stay out of character
00:12:09until Christmas
00:12:14and don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group?
00:12:29do you do construction
00:12:30for them or something?
00:12:32sort of
00:12:33not that I'm judging
00:12:34I just
00:12:35need to get my story straight
00:12:36or my mom will eat
00:12:37both of us alive
00:12:39why don't we say
00:12:40that you do mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison group
00:12:42I think that's respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company?
00:12:47no
00:12:48Harrison group is perfect
00:12:49and they'll find it impressive
00:12:51my cousin's husband
00:12:52works for them too
00:12:52so
00:12:53perfect
00:12:58oh and uh
00:12:59wear something nice
00:13:00for Christmas dinner
00:13:01don't worry
00:13:02okay I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:07too much
00:13:29let's go Sam
00:13:30it's time to check out
00:13:31the new HQ site
00:13:32hold on
00:13:33you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair
00:13:35on your shoulder
00:13:35and it's not yours
00:13:38it's my daughter's
00:13:40daughters
00:13:41get me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with
00:13:59hey there they are
00:14:00hey
00:14:01nice to meet you
00:14:03oh
00:14:04dad
00:14:05so glad you made it
00:14:06oh
00:14:07I missed you
00:14:08so
00:14:08where's this mysterious
00:14:10husband we heard all about
00:14:12he's coming
00:14:12please don't tell me
00:14:14Maximus bailed
00:14:15good good good
00:14:18so
00:14:18heard you got a new
00:14:20hubby sweetie
00:14:21when's he arriving
00:14:22oh it's probably
00:14:24just some story
00:14:25she cooked up
00:14:26to stop people talking
00:14:27poor thing
00:14:28not surprising
00:14:29I mean
00:14:30she's 30
00:14:31once a woman hits
00:14:32that age
00:14:33you become undateable
00:14:34plus a kid
00:14:36looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps
00:14:40this is exactly
00:14:41why I refuse
00:14:42to come home single
00:14:43this Christmas
00:14:44Auntie Pamela
00:14:45Debbie
00:14:46my dating life
00:14:47quite frankly
00:14:48is none of your concern
00:14:49we're only worried
00:14:50about you
00:14:51all these years
00:14:52without a husband
00:14:53zip it Pamela
00:14:55you know you always
00:14:57spoiled her rotten
00:14:58and look what happened
00:15:00she got knocked up
00:15:01out of wedlock
00:15:02raising a kid
00:15:03all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05mm-hmm
00:15:06and what does this
00:15:07mysterious husband do
00:15:12he's a manager
00:15:13manager
00:15:14of what
00:15:15trash
00:15:18probably a cover
00:15:19for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to
00:15:23lie to us
00:15:24Eva
00:15:24actually
00:15:27he's right here
00:15:30oh wow
00:15:33wow
00:15:34he is really
00:15:35good looking
00:15:36ah must be
00:15:38AI
00:15:39congratulations
00:15:40Eva
00:15:41on your photoshop
00:15:42skills
00:15:43fake
00:15:43that's enough
00:15:44she's our daughter
00:15:45and your niece
00:15:46show some respect
00:15:48remember last year
00:15:49when I introduced
00:15:50you to my husband's
00:15:52nephew William
00:15:53and you turned him
00:15:54down
00:15:55well guess what
00:15:56William works for
00:15:57the Harrison group
00:15:58now
00:15:59makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year
00:16:02that's half
00:16:03a million
00:16:04half a million
00:16:06girls are lining up
00:16:07for him
00:16:08all the way
00:16:08to New York
00:16:09and speak
00:16:11of the devil
00:16:14Willie
00:16:15you've made it
00:16:26there you are
00:16:28oh look at you
00:16:30now
00:16:31living the dream
00:16:32oh just
00:16:33think Eva
00:16:34well you could be
00:16:36driving around
00:16:36in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married
00:16:38that criminal
00:16:39waste manager
00:16:40so married huh
00:16:42is it
00:16:43serious
00:16:45that's what marriage is
00:16:46it's pretty serious
00:16:48wow
00:16:48you must have
00:16:50rushed the time
00:16:50they're not huh
00:16:51makes sense though
00:16:53you not being
00:16:54a hot young
00:16:55thing anymore
00:16:55dragging that kid
00:16:57around with no daddy
00:16:58yeah
00:16:59a bullet dodged
00:17:00Willie
00:17:01meanwhile
00:17:02you're climbing
00:17:03the Harrison group
00:17:04ladder
00:17:04that's right
00:17:06just bought this
00:17:07brand new suit
00:17:08my Christmas bonus
00:17:10women love
00:17:11a man in red
00:17:12sexy
00:17:13like Santa Claus
00:17:15when I sit
00:17:16on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me
00:17:18oh so entitled
00:17:21Williams
00:17:22a successful man
00:17:23of taste
00:17:24not waste
00:17:25and yet
00:17:25for some reason
00:17:27he's willing
00:17:27to overlook
00:17:28your baggage
00:17:29I mean
00:17:29look at that car
00:17:31did your husband
00:17:32afford anything
00:17:33even close to that
00:17:34think of the life
00:17:35I can give you
00:17:36and Piper
00:17:36with all my
00:17:37Harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your
00:17:39nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me
00:17:42instead
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44if you were the last
00:17:45man on earth
00:17:50my mom would never
00:17:52marry
00:17:52she already has us
00:17:53and he's gonna
00:17:54kick your butt
00:17:58is that so
00:18:00well then
00:18:00where is he
00:18:02because
00:18:03I don't see him
00:18:04does anyone see him
00:18:08now
00:18:08just like I thought
00:18:10telling lies
00:18:12just like mommy
00:18:13that puts you on
00:18:14the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you
00:18:17what happens
00:18:18not in children
00:18:21hey
00:18:22mommy
00:18:23are you okay
00:18:24see your hands
00:18:26oh my god
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in
00:18:28and get her packed up
00:18:29okay
00:18:29come on
00:18:30let's go
00:18:32what the hell's the matter
00:18:33with you
00:18:34how dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:36on my daughter
00:18:39let me go
00:18:40now why would I go
00:18:41and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having
00:18:43such a good time
00:18:45let me go
00:19:00touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap
00:19:02every finger
00:19:03that you've got
00:19:07Max you came
00:19:08don't worry sweetie
00:19:13where's Piper
00:19:15William hit her
00:19:16mom doesn't
00:19:17take her inside
00:19:18well it looks like
00:19:19we have a real Grinch
00:19:20to dispose of
00:19:21well well well
00:19:22if it isn't
00:19:23the Waste Manager
00:19:24I've been hearing
00:19:25so much about
00:19:26that's right
00:19:28now I'm about
00:19:29to take out
00:19:29the trash
00:19:32oh
00:19:33Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:34it's an honor
00:19:35to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us
00:19:38all about you
00:19:39from New York
00:19:40polite
00:19:40handsome
00:19:41just like she said
00:19:43wow
00:19:45he was an AI
00:19:46see
00:19:47he's real
00:19:48and he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52son of a bitch
00:19:53you just ruined my suit
00:19:54and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:56that pristine automobile
00:19:59that car
00:20:00oh my god
00:20:01that's worth more than a house
00:20:04that car
00:20:05it was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO
00:20:07of the Harrison Group
00:20:08bought it
00:20:10wait
00:20:11are you?
00:20:16like I said
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:19and that's all
00:20:20he needs to know
00:20:21I'm not here
00:20:22to put on a show
00:20:23for anyone
00:20:23you really are
00:20:25a criminal
00:20:25aren't you?
00:20:26you stole it
00:20:27that car belongs
00:20:28to the CEO
00:20:28of my company
00:20:29Jesus
00:20:30how did he get away
00:20:31with it?
00:20:32that's what I want
00:20:33to know
00:20:33enough
00:20:34please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39she would never marry a criminal
00:20:42Max
00:20:42be honest with me
00:20:44where did that car come from?
00:20:47how much do you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you
00:20:49more money than you'd make
00:20:51in three lifetimes
00:20:52so
00:20:54you need a breath man
00:20:57alright that's it
00:20:58I'm calling the cops
00:20:59oh way ahead of you
00:21:01wait
00:21:02what?
00:21:03are you feeling
00:21:04nervous Eva?
00:21:06oh well
00:21:07too late
00:21:15listen hon
00:21:16I believe you
00:21:17but
00:21:18how could
00:21:19Max
00:21:19afford a car
00:21:21like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith
00:21:22don't worry
00:21:23it's my car
00:21:24okay
00:21:24it's not stolen
00:21:25yeah
00:21:26if it's yours
00:21:27then prove it
00:21:28thank you
00:21:29cops will be here
00:21:30in 15 minutes
00:21:31enjoy Christmas
00:21:33behind bars
00:21:33okay
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:35but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again
00:21:40oh
00:21:41so you're a tough guy huh?
00:21:43well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser
00:21:46say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:48to take me in
00:21:51Jesus
00:21:51maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54it's kind of sexy though
00:21:58here
00:21:59title and proof of ownership
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18just play along
00:22:20Merry Christmas Willie
00:22:21now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:25yes sir
00:22:26I'm so sorry sir
00:22:28I-I-I-
00:22:29please take my serious
00:22:30apologies
00:22:31please
00:22:40oh
00:22:42that William
00:22:43what a jerk
00:22:45huh?
00:22:45you fooled me
00:22:46what can I say?
00:22:48let's not let this
00:22:49little misunderstanding
00:22:50ruin the holidays
00:22:51oh now
00:22:52you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54oh come on
00:22:54we were just looking out
00:22:56for you
00:22:57please forgive us
00:22:58Mr. Harrison
00:22:59you know my youngest son
00:23:00is graduating
00:23:01soon
00:23:02do you think that
00:23:03you could help him
00:23:05get his foot in the door?
00:23:06a job at the Harrison group
00:23:08even in the mail room
00:23:09would open doors
00:23:10we are family
00:23:12aren't we?
00:23:13family takes care of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job
00:23:17if you guys want a job at the Harrison group
00:23:18you can put in an application
00:23:19like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail
00:23:21come on
00:23:22talk to her for us
00:23:24didn't you just say
00:23:25that my daughter was
00:23:26undateable?
00:23:27yeah
00:23:27I think you need to take care
00:23:29of your own issues first
00:23:30my daughter is just
00:23:32far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34for my new son-in-law
00:23:36come on guys
00:23:37let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:47this is your fault Pam
00:23:49you can't tell the difference
00:23:51between AI and reality
00:23:53my fault
00:23:54you were the one
00:23:55who was pushing her
00:23:56onto that worm
00:23:57William
00:24:07hey
00:24:08how do you have that car
00:24:09and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group
00:24:12and how do you
00:24:12I told you
00:24:13I work for Harrison group
00:24:14remember
00:24:15I have a friend in high places
00:24:17a friend who just
00:24:18hands you keys
00:24:20to million dollar
00:24:21one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:22yes
00:24:23it's the season of giving
00:24:25he knows people
00:24:26has connections
00:24:27he's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss
00:24:31aren't you
00:24:31yeah and you best
00:24:33not forget it
00:24:33capisce?
00:24:34oh my god
00:24:35just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad
00:24:38mom
00:24:39thank you so much
00:24:40for letting Max
00:24:41and I stay in your home
00:24:42oh honey
00:24:43we're just
00:24:44so happy
00:24:45that you found
00:24:46such a
00:24:46handsome
00:24:47strong
00:24:48good looking
00:24:49I think they get it
00:24:51huh
00:24:54how's Piper?
00:24:55oh she's fine
00:24:56one of you guys
00:24:57just get settled in
00:24:58and we will go check on her
00:25:00and if your mom
00:25:01takes a
00:25:01cold shower
00:25:02we'll come back
00:25:03and finish decorating the tree
00:25:04great
00:25:05see you in a bit
00:25:06Joey
00:25:07what are you doing?
00:25:11okay
00:25:13hey was that not
00:25:14a
00:25:14breach of contract
00:25:18relax
00:25:19it was just a hug
00:25:22ugh
00:25:24we just got here
00:25:25and I'm already exhausted
00:25:26you'll be okay
00:25:27it's just one week
00:25:29kill me now
00:25:30well I would
00:25:31but
00:25:31I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing?
00:25:39that's weird
00:25:40they were so lovey-dovey
00:25:42just a second ago
00:25:43and
00:25:43I don't know
00:25:44something just feels off
00:25:45come on
00:25:45that's ridiculous
00:25:47I mean what do you want him to do?
00:25:49make him promise
00:25:50to prove him?
00:25:51something like this
00:25:54later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:01here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in
00:26:06honey
00:26:06everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays
00:26:08to the newest member
00:26:09of our family
00:26:10Max
00:26:13welcome
00:26:14cheers
00:26:14thank you miss Smith
00:26:15looks great
00:26:17oh just call me mom honey
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked
00:26:21so I just whipped up
00:26:22a little bit of everything
00:26:23but we all know what
00:26:25Eva's favorite Christmas dish is
00:26:27right?
00:26:28oh no
00:26:29mom's testing him
00:26:30she's trying to see
00:26:31if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me
00:26:33you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know
00:26:34my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39ow
00:26:39Eva
00:26:40sweetie
00:26:42kicking my foot
00:26:42oh sorry mom
00:26:45oh jeez
00:26:46come on
00:26:46look what you're doing
00:26:47it's okay
00:26:48look mom
00:26:49of course he knows
00:26:50it's
00:26:50I would like to hear
00:26:51Max say it
00:26:58um
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies
00:27:06did I hear this right?
00:27:07they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course
00:27:11it's
00:27:11it's
00:27:12it's pumpkin pie
00:27:13see
00:27:14are you happy now?
00:27:16that's
00:27:16good
00:27:17but something
00:27:17still falls off
00:27:18mom
00:27:19don't make it weird
00:27:20okay
00:27:21we had a
00:27:22whirlwind romance
00:27:23and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know
00:27:25everything about each other
00:27:27but our marriage
00:27:28is real
00:27:28I guess your mom's
00:27:30just watching too many
00:27:31of those real short shows
00:27:33now those
00:27:34are quality
00:27:37okay
00:27:37well
00:27:38then answer this
00:27:40where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:43where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea
00:27:49to pick this up
00:27:50well
00:27:51um
00:27:52it's
00:27:53silly face
00:27:53dropped it outside
00:27:54on the sidewalk
00:27:56luckily I was there
00:27:57to pick it up for
00:27:58silly face
00:28:01I am not paying extra
00:28:03for this
00:28:03consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06Lazarus
00:28:08nice
00:28:09you can afford this
00:28:10on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not
00:28:13Miss Smith
00:28:13there is a lot of garbage
00:28:15out there
00:28:15and I'm not just
00:28:16talking about William
00:28:18I'll drink to that
00:28:19I agree with you there
00:28:21so come on guys
00:28:22let's eat
00:28:23thank you
00:28:31thank you
00:28:31thank you
00:28:36and this is where y'all
00:28:38will be staying
00:28:38I have another room
00:28:40I have another room set up
00:28:40for Piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you
00:28:43no complications
00:28:45sorry honey
00:28:47uh mom
00:28:48you know what
00:28:48I should stay with Piper
00:28:49tonight
00:28:50oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds
00:28:52shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55oh I just remembered
00:28:56the city's turning the water
00:28:58off at 10
00:28:58something about
00:28:59water conservation
00:29:00that means you have 15 minutes
00:29:02to shower
00:29:0315 minutes
00:29:05honey it's no big deal
00:29:06just shower together
00:29:09shower together
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:14okay you guys
00:29:15have a good night
00:29:16okay
00:29:20you heard her
00:29:44why are you stripping
00:29:46well I can't take a shower
00:29:47with my clothes on
00:29:49come on we're wasting time
00:29:50we have 15 minutes
00:29:51nice try
00:29:52I am not showering
00:29:53with you
00:29:54alright
00:29:54suit yourself
00:29:55all room for me in there
00:29:57not if I meet you there first
00:30:14come on Max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:18we agreed
00:30:19nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:21wifey
00:30:22relax
00:30:22I won't touch you
00:30:25unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:39in your dreams
00:30:41in your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:06you wish
00:31:08why aren't you getting in
00:31:09why aren't you getting in
00:31:09pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:14oh yeah
00:31:16true
00:31:28holy shit
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is gonna be harder than I thought
00:31:37I'll say
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist
00:31:45baby
00:31:46I don't think I want you
00:31:56or maybe we should
00:31:58or maybe we should
00:31:58god he's such a good kisser
00:32:00why does this feel so familiar
00:32:09oh we're so sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:23what I didn't mean to
00:32:25cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:27it's this
00:32:28this is all an act
00:32:29let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him
00:32:55the man from new years
00:32:56is he
00:32:58Piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:35you can take the bed
00:33:37thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:52he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:56um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around
00:34:18family to me
00:34:19money is a big commitment
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends
00:34:22you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:32no reason
00:34:33just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no I
00:34:36feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then
00:34:42can I ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know my exact size
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:00break the contract
00:35:05what
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I
00:35:24go go go
00:35:26just a second
00:35:27come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:35oh
00:35:41oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting
00:35:44but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:47before I tuck her in
00:35:48think you can take this one dad
00:35:50we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:51I can see that
00:35:54well why don't I read it to her
00:35:55I mean if you don't
00:35:57if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59atta boy
00:35:59you know what
00:36:00just put a shirt on
00:36:01I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper
00:36:04here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team
00:36:10gave a whistle
00:36:11and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:14but I heard him exclaim
00:36:16as he drove out of sight
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all
00:36:20and to all
00:36:22a good night
00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30goodnight Piper
00:36:35is her dad still around?
00:36:37yeah
00:36:38but he doesn't know it
00:36:39because you are her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:42that man has no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so?
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe I should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:09you're Piper's father
00:37:17I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's Piper?
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04God he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah
00:38:22this
00:38:23I remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:37how was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41good morning Miss Smith
00:38:42it was uh
00:38:43it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:44well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that?
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:52it's a Smith family classic
00:38:54it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:56during wartime
00:38:57don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead
00:38:59grab a handful
00:39:01Max you don't have to
00:39:02no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:04it's a
00:39:04Smith family staple
00:39:06there we go
00:39:09there we go
00:39:25good?
00:39:27good?
00:39:29scrumptious
00:39:31well you two better get dressed
00:39:32you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:36could I um
00:39:37could I have some water please?
00:39:39that means there's no escaping
00:39:40Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:43what's the deal with them?
00:39:44every year Aunt Miranda
00:39:46bullies Piper and I
00:39:47says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:39:49and I'm
00:39:51hey don't worry
00:39:52I'll protect you
00:39:54and Piper
00:39:57better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:59just in case
00:40:00well
00:40:02looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:17wait
00:40:18that earring
00:40:20you like it?
00:40:21I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:24did you lose it
00:40:25seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details
00:40:28but
00:40:29luckily
00:40:30I was
00:40:31able to find a new pair
00:40:33right
00:40:33it's just a common earring
00:40:35anyone can have it
00:40:37maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:38she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so
00:40:44Ava and Piper
00:40:46still aren't here
00:40:47but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:50what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:54an aging single mom
00:40:56slim pickings
00:40:58I heard
00:40:58he's in waste management
00:41:00that explains it
00:41:02she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:04oh please Miranda
00:41:06Ava is your niece
00:41:08oh come on grandpa
00:41:10everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:13her track record speaks for itself
00:41:15exactly
00:41:16not like my Sierra
00:41:18married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:23oh
00:41:24they're here
00:41:25merry Christmas everybody
00:41:32merry Christmas
00:41:33merry Christmas
00:41:33merry Christmas
00:41:35you must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:37I am
00:41:38I'm Ava's husband
00:41:40Max
00:41:40pleasure to meet you
00:41:41welcome
00:41:42you're Ava's husband
00:41:44but
00:41:45you're gorgeous
00:41:48but
00:41:49as handsome as you
00:41:50look at you two
00:41:52you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54merry Christmas grandpa
00:41:57this is from Max and I
00:41:58oh my goodness
00:41:59thank you Ava
00:42:00let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:03oops
00:42:04oh my bad
00:42:05ooh
00:42:06a homemade gift
00:42:07how thrifty
00:42:09not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right
00:42:13you mean a little hack
00:42:14you little
00:42:16you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:19or you will lose yours
00:42:21oh
00:42:22you think you broke my wrist
00:42:25look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27my husband
00:42:28is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:30he could ruin your life
00:42:44mommy are you okay
00:42:45I'm fine
00:42:46I'm just wet home
00:42:48it's okay
00:42:49it's okay
00:42:51what are you
00:42:54don't you dare
00:42:55disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me
00:42:59next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho
00:43:03you know what Sierra
00:43:03I can take your little insults
00:43:05but leave my family
00:43:06out of this
00:43:09her family
00:43:10she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey
00:43:17do I look okay to you
00:43:19dumbass
00:43:20do something
00:43:21you don't know
00:43:22who you're messing with
00:43:23I've got the full weight
00:43:24of the Harrison Group
00:43:25behind me
00:43:25oh wow
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO
00:43:27would love to hear
00:43:29that you're using
00:43:29his company's name
00:43:30to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have
00:43:33any idea
00:43:33how a CEO thinks
00:43:34let's call him
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:37to be on my side
00:43:38please
00:43:39who do you think you are
00:43:42enough
00:43:44there will be no arguing
00:43:46during Christmas
00:43:47fine dad
00:43:49let it go Nathan
00:43:50they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake
00:43:55I'll let you off easy
00:43:56I think you
00:43:57owe Nathan
00:43:59a thank you
00:44:00I think you owe me
00:44:02a thank you
00:44:02for slapping some sense
00:44:03into you
00:44:03do you want me to get
00:44:04the other cheek
00:44:05alright that's enough
00:44:06everyone come inside
00:44:08and sit down
00:44:28is this a joke
00:44:31can you please
00:44:32pass me some food
00:44:33hold it
00:44:34who said you could
00:44:35eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and I
00:44:37paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and I
00:44:44paid for this feast
00:44:45king crab
00:44:47fresh from Alaska
00:44:48and grass fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price
00:44:52fifty times the flavor
00:44:54and you don't get
00:44:56a single bite
00:44:56it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so
00:44:59but gourmet food
00:45:01isn't meant
00:45:02for bottom feeders
00:45:03fine
00:45:05then we won't stay
00:45:06and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go
00:45:08no no
00:45:09don't you dare
00:45:10leave our family dinner
00:45:12grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:14but they're treating us
00:45:15like
00:45:15I know dear
00:45:16I just want to have
00:45:17our family together
00:45:18fine
00:45:19we'll let the strays
00:45:21sit and eat with us
00:45:22better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that?
00:45:28I just want to have
00:45:30our family together
00:45:31fine
00:45:32we'll stay
00:45:33can I have a little
00:45:36napole?
00:45:37it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something
00:45:38right after
00:45:39like drive-thru?
00:45:41I hope you enjoy
00:45:43food poisoning
00:45:44that will be a
00:45:45particularly memorable
00:45:46Christmas present
00:45:49no strays
00:45:50ow
00:45:50sweetie
00:45:51are you okay?
00:45:52yes
00:45:53please
00:45:53you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:56well if you teach
00:45:57her some manners
00:45:58maybe I wouldn't
00:46:00have to
00:46:04don't worry baby
00:46:05I'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby
00:46:09I'll handle it
00:46:14Piper
00:46:14sweetie
00:46:16are you ready to try
00:46:17the best food
00:46:18you've ever had
00:46:18in your life?
00:46:21okay sweetheart
00:46:22give me two minutes
00:46:23and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef
00:46:26on speed dial
00:46:28actually I do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:31this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh
00:46:34it will be
00:46:37Sam
00:46:38yeah
00:46:39send the troops
00:46:40and bring that king crab
00:46:41from Antarctica
00:46:42I'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab
00:46:49from Antarctica
00:46:49I'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy?
00:46:54he wants the best king crab
00:46:56in the world
00:46:56from Antarctica
00:46:59now I get why you married him Eva
00:47:01his silly delusions
00:47:02are just adorable
00:47:04Max
00:47:05what are you doing?
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:07Santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:10five
00:47:11four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:15one
00:47:19a helicopter?
00:47:26there's no way
00:47:32how did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:37thanks boss
00:47:39boss?
00:47:40Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:42maybe it's time she knew
00:47:44who I really am
00:47:45Eva I think it's time you
00:47:46actually know the truth
00:47:49I'm
00:47:49Maximus Harrison
00:47:52you're
00:47:52the CEO
00:47:54of Harrison Group?
00:47:56mhm
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:02if you were the CEO
00:48:04why would you be here
00:48:05pretending to be my husband?
00:48:06no I actually am the CEO
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:10okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from that bigwig friend isn't it?
00:48:13Eva
00:48:14I'm not pretending
00:48:17Mr. Harrison
00:48:18the Antarctic king crab
00:48:19as you requested
00:48:30how is this possible?
00:48:32this loser brings
00:48:34Antarctic king crab
00:48:36and has his own
00:48:37personal chef?
00:48:39who are you?
00:48:40I told you
00:48:41I'm Eva's husband
00:48:42that chef called him
00:48:44Mr. Harrison
00:48:45wait
00:48:46no
00:48:47hold on
00:48:49you're the actual CEO
00:48:50of the Harrison Group?
00:48:53you're
00:48:54you're worth more than
00:48:55some whole countries
00:48:55hmm
00:48:56some of the small ones
00:48:58I mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me
00:49:01oh god
00:49:02I insulted my own boss
00:49:04I'm finished
00:49:10oh god
00:49:11I insulted my own boss
00:49:13I'm finished
00:49:15didn't think Max would
00:49:16commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be CEO
00:49:18is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny
00:49:20I'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:27fired?
00:49:29Sam?
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35oh god
00:49:35I can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39Mr. Harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab
00:49:42as you want
00:49:43please
00:49:43Mr. Harrison
00:49:44I'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:52and you
00:49:54oh me
00:49:56Mr. Harrison
00:49:57come on
00:49:58that was a Christmas joke
00:49:59a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:03Sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors?
00:50:10glassy
00:50:15merry christmas
00:50:17father do something
00:50:22you kind of deserve that
00:50:24I'm leaving
00:50:25mmm
00:50:27pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy had this crab
00:50:37line just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44I am so sorry
00:50:45I ruined your Christmas
00:50:45I just couldn't take them
00:50:47treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best Christmas
00:50:51I've ever had
00:50:52well if you want
00:50:53we can have many more
00:50:53just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:57or is he just playing the part
00:50:59I can't tell
00:51:00and that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas Mrs. Harrison
00:51:08I brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test
00:51:11between the boss
00:51:11and that little girl
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:20Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:23tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:29currently works in retail
00:51:30oh Maximus
00:51:32I thought I raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the Harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:43she is clearly
00:51:45unfit to raise
00:51:46my granddaughter
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her
00:51:48silence
00:51:49get me the address
00:51:50where she works
00:51:51it's Happy Heals
00:51:52on Broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:54we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off
00:51:58that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:11that I try this wine
00:52:13that he's been saving
00:52:13for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy
00:52:17with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:23me?
00:52:24yeah
00:52:26are you happy
00:52:27with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me
00:52:45is a big commitment
00:52:46and I don't want
00:52:48any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51Maximus
00:52:51there's so much
00:52:52we don't know
00:52:52so much
00:52:53we're not telling
00:52:54each other
00:52:56no feelings
00:52:57no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59yeah I didn't sign
00:53:00a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03yeah I guess
00:53:04you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe I'll go grab
00:53:09some more firewood
00:53:11Max
00:53:14I need to tell you
00:53:15something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her?
00:53:21is she hiding something?
00:53:23is this the part
00:53:24where you tell me
00:53:24there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been
00:53:27completely honest
00:53:28with you
00:53:30Piper is
00:53:35Piper is
00:53:36Mommy
00:53:36Daddy
00:53:37my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:39oh my gosh
00:53:40it's almost swollen
00:53:42must have been
00:53:42when that witch
00:53:43smacked her
00:53:43with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay
00:53:45here with Daddy
00:53:45Mommy's gonna go
00:53:46get a first aid kit
00:53:47okay?
00:53:50come on Piper
00:53:53okay let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or Mommy
00:54:01again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving
00:54:04after Christmas
00:54:05aren't you?
00:54:07uh
00:54:07Daddy!
00:54:09no!
00:54:11well
00:54:16don't you dare
00:54:18disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe I don't
00:54:23have to leave
00:54:26well maybe I don't
00:54:27have to leave
00:54:27really?
00:54:28please stay Daddy
00:54:33you think it was
00:54:34Scar?
00:54:36hmm
00:54:39I wouldn't worry
00:54:40about it
00:54:40scars make you
00:54:41look like a badass
00:54:42I have one too
00:54:44Dad
00:54:46I got that
00:54:47when I was about
00:54:47your age
00:54:48some punk
00:54:49came at me
00:54:49with a
00:54:50switchblade
00:54:51really?
00:54:52no way
00:54:53no
00:54:53it was actually
00:54:54a cactus
00:54:55but it's still
00:54:56cool
00:54:58I have something
00:54:59like that
00:55:00on the back
00:55:00of my neck
00:55:04Piper
00:55:04how long
00:55:05have you had
00:55:06that?
00:55:06my mom
00:55:07said I had
00:55:07that when
00:55:08I was born
00:55:14and how old
00:55:15are you
00:55:15six
00:55:16six
00:55:17that one night
00:55:18stand was
00:55:19about seven
00:55:19years ago
00:55:20okay I found
00:55:21the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivor are you
00:55:23sure we haven't
00:55:23met before?
00:55:27what do I even
00:55:28say
00:55:29and how do I
00:55:30explain it to
00:55:30Piper?
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your
00:55:33dad and he
00:55:33didn't know you
00:55:34existed till now
00:55:35um
00:55:36yeah
00:55:39can I see your
00:55:41hand sweetie?
00:55:42Eva
00:55:46okay look
00:55:50Piper is
00:55:56go on
00:56:03that must be
00:56:04an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08I took this
00:56:15mommy are you
00:56:16okay?
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just
00:56:20realizing she's
00:56:21a coward
00:56:22I don't even
00:56:23have the guts
00:56:23to tell the
00:56:24truth
00:56:27why haven't
00:56:28you picked
00:56:28up my
00:56:29calls?
00:56:30I'm telling
00:56:31you Max
00:56:31that woman
00:56:32is manipulating
00:56:33you
00:56:33she's a high
00:56:34school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even
00:56:36have a decent
00:56:36job
00:56:37and she's
00:56:38unfit to
00:56:38raise my
00:56:39granddaughter
00:56:39I'm Eva's
00:56:41husband
00:56:41Max
00:56:42that man
00:56:43has no
00:56:43idea
00:56:44what a
00:56:45treasure
00:56:46he's missing
00:56:47out on
00:56:50I'm sorry
00:56:51Max
00:56:51you can't
00:56:52know
00:56:53Piper's
00:56:53your daughter
00:56:53your mother
00:56:54would take
00:56:54her away
00:56:55after Christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus
00:57:02are you even
00:57:03listening to
00:57:03me?
00:57:04no mom
00:57:05mom
00:57:05listen
00:57:05I'm sorry
00:57:06okay
00:57:07Eva's my
00:57:07wife
00:57:08and I've
00:57:08made up my
00:57:08mind
00:57:09I'm not
00:57:09leaving
00:57:10her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:18thank you
00:57:22oh
00:57:22thank you
00:57:23oh
00:57:23thank you
00:57:24this is
00:57:25for you
00:57:25grandma
00:57:30oh
00:57:31wow
00:57:32that's
00:57:33so cool
00:57:33what did
00:57:33you make
00:57:34Derek
00:57:35this is
00:57:36from
00:57:36Eva
00:57:37and I
00:57:38oh
00:57:38thank you
00:57:39so much
00:57:39thanks
00:57:41glad you're
00:57:42here
00:57:44oh
00:57:46damn
00:57:47these are
00:57:47nice
00:57:47grandpa
00:57:49language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:56do you
00:57:57want to
00:57:57go see
00:57:57your present
00:57:58it's in
00:57:58the other
00:57:59room
00:57:59by the
00:57:59train
00:57:59set
00:58:00remember
00:58:01the song
00:58:02that we
00:58:02sang
00:58:02ready
00:58:03grandma
00:58:03got run
00:58:04over
00:58:05by a
00:58:05reindeer
00:58:06what we
00:58:06got guys
00:58:06walking
00:58:07home
00:58:07from our
00:58:08house
00:58:08christmas
00:58:09eve
00:58:13you never
00:58:14told me
00:58:17have we
00:58:17met
00:58:18before
00:58:22have we
00:58:23met
00:58:23before
00:58:25she's
00:58:26unfit
00:58:26to raise
00:58:27my
00:58:27granddaughter
00:58:30i don't
00:58:31know
00:58:31what you're
00:58:32getting
00:58:32at
00:58:44i don't
00:58:45know
00:58:45what you're
00:58:45talking
00:58:46about
00:58:46lots
00:58:46of people
00:58:46have
00:58:47birthmarks
00:58:47they're
00:58:47very
00:58:47common
00:58:48i feel
00:58:49so awful
00:58:49but i
00:58:50can't
00:58:50lose
00:58:50my
00:58:50child
00:58:51no matter
00:58:52how i
00:58:52feel
00:58:53about
00:58:53him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you
00:58:59okay
00:59:02are the
00:59:02clogs
00:59:03a bad
00:59:03idea
00:59:05no
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh
00:59:10i almost
00:59:11forgot
00:59:14i got you
00:59:14this
00:59:15you got me
00:59:16a gift too
00:59:16tis the season
00:59:19open
00:59:19it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you
00:59:35make
00:59:36these
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know
00:59:38this is a
00:59:39fake marriage
00:59:39but
00:59:40that's
00:59:41christmas
00:59:42you've
00:59:42already
00:59:42done
00:59:43so
00:59:43much
00:59:43for
00:59:43me
00:59:43i
00:59:43just
00:59:44wanted
00:59:44to
00:59:44do
00:59:44a
00:59:44little
00:59:44something
00:59:45for
00:59:45you
00:59:47how
00:59:48do
00:59:48they
00:59:48feel
00:59:49warm
00:59:50right
00:59:50yeah
00:59:52warm
00:59:54soft
00:59:57perfect
01:00:01thank
01:00:02you
01:00:02eva
01:00:04i've
01:00:04never
01:00:04gotten
01:00:05anything
01:00:05this
01:00:05meaningful
01:00:06before
01:00:08really
01:00:09yeah
01:00:10my mom
01:00:10she
01:00:11partied
01:00:11all
01:00:11the
01:00:12time
01:00:12and
01:00:12i
01:00:13got
01:00:13gifts
01:00:14plenty
01:00:14of
01:00:15them
01:00:15but
01:00:16i
01:00:17don't
01:00:17think
01:00:17she
01:00:17ever
01:00:17bought
01:00:18one
01:00:18herself
01:00:19nothing
01:00:20personal
01:00:21well
01:00:22you deserve
01:00:23it
01:00:24you're a
01:00:25good
01:00:25guy
01:00:26and
01:00:27someday
01:00:28you'll
01:00:28find
01:00:29someone
01:00:30special
01:00:30to
01:00:31spend
01:00:32all
01:00:32your
01:00:32christmases
01:00:33with
01:00:34what if
01:00:35that
01:00:35day's
01:00:35today
01:00:38what if
01:00:39i already
01:00:39found
01:00:40someone
01:00:40special
01:00:43right
01:00:43here
01:01:08max we
01:01:10can't
01:01:12if
01:01:12if you
01:01:12want
01:01:12me
01:01:13to
01:01:13stop
01:01:13you
01:01:14better
01:01:14tell
01:01:14me
01:01:14right
01:01:14now
01:01:19come on
01:01:20i don't want
01:01:21you to
01:01:22stop
01:01:28no matter
01:01:29how many
01:01:29years
01:01:29pass
01:01:29i still
01:01:30can't
01:01:31resist
01:01:31him
01:01:31stop
01:01:45i want you
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:04Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:17Let me give it to you.
01:03:18Let me give it to you.
01:03:23Let me give it to you.
01:03:25Let me give it to you.
01:03:27Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:53Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:03Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:20Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait.
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:13So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:17Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:20Look.
01:05:23Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32But just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:29Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:31We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:48Eve is meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss? Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family? Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:23Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:40Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:05What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, Bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:15I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:38Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:11She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:27Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional.
01:13:29Responsible.
01:13:31Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:37Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:51You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:00What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:09Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:26But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her.
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:25Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:35Just say the word.
01:16:39See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now I'm a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:15Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:46I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years.
01:19:15That woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:48I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:26Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:34I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:37How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:57For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together,
01:21:03it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yes!
01:21:20Yes, of course, I'll marry you!
01:21:26Yes!
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:37and the Christmas after that,
01:21:39and forever!
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck you tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10No?
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