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00:09I'm coming home, baby, now
00:12I'm coming home now, right away
00:14Fucking ridiculous
00:16I'm coming home, baby, now
00:18I'm sorry, now I ever went away
00:22Every night and day I go to sleep
00:26Why, muchas gracias, Miguel
00:30What's the point of coming to a place like this when you can't drink?
00:33See, you're a destination guy
00:35Always in a rush to get somewhere you're not
00:38Me, I'm more about the journey, the vibe, the ambiance
00:44If we don't stop to smell the roses every once in a while
00:47Well then, what's the point in anything?
00:50You can't smell neither
00:53Ah, douchey
00:54If rocks could burn, you'd be on fire tonight, my friend
00:57But my point still stands
01:00What do you want, Machine Head?
01:02World piece, a pony, my name enlightens, the list goes on
01:07Lighten up, Titan
01:08You should be tap dancing your way out of bed every morning
01:11And why is that?
01:13Because you and I did the impossible
01:15We slayed the literal dragon and stole his treasure
01:18Or kingdom
01:20Or magic ring
01:22Or whatever the fuck it is dragons have
01:24I don't read a lot of fantasy
01:26Except, and I'm sorry for bearing the lead
01:29Mr. Liu couldn't even do us the basic fucking courtesy of
01:32Staying dead
01:35Bullshit
01:36I wish, my igneous friend
01:38Turns out, even a .45 caliber haircut isn't enough to kill the old lizard
01:43I know
01:45Look at my face
01:47I'm as surprised as you are
01:51The point of all this is
01:53He's coming for you
01:54Already came for me
01:55Except the order gives me
01:56And all my fellow members
01:58Certain protections
01:59Even Liu can't shoot through
02:01With his sharp little dragon teeth
02:04You know
02:05There's still an empty seat
02:07With your name on it
02:14So that's what this is about
02:16Look
02:17Let me put it this way
02:19I've got this gorgeous mosaic
02:21On the floor of my fifth bathroom
02:23Ancient Roman
02:25Or some shit like that
02:26But it's got one broken tile
02:28And every time I sit down for a deuce
02:30It drives me fucking nuts
02:32You, Titan
02:33You're like that
02:34You're my broken tile
02:36One little piece
02:38That ain't like the others
02:39This is a chance for us to fix the picture
02:43Together
02:44And save your life doing it
02:47It just makes sense
02:49I didn't fight like hell for my own piece
02:51Just to give it back
02:53Fine
02:54Your funeral
02:55Because Liu's coming
02:57And in case you forgot
02:58He almost killed you
02:59And your little super friend
03:00In the onesie already
03:01Oh, is that me?
03:03I really don't remember
03:05I'll take my chances
03:09I'll be on time
03:13Like I said
03:14It's not the booze I miss
03:16It's happy hour
03:25With all due respect, sir
03:27You would have done the same
03:29Yeah
03:30But I'm not half-viltrum like Donald
03:32I can't wreck an entire planet
03:34With my bare hands
03:34If I get in a pissy mood
03:36Mark has seemed
03:37A little more prone to
03:40Absolute solutions
03:41Recently
03:41First angstrom
03:43First angstrom
03:43Then conquest
03:46Don't
03:48Hell, didn't robots say Mark almost did in that dinosaur scout we just locked up?
03:52Conquest and angstrom were heat of the moment
03:54And technically
03:56They're both still alive
03:57They were warning signs, Donald
03:59But this
04:01This is a goddamn billboard
04:03And Russ was an innocent man
04:05That's different
04:06That changes things
04:09I believe Mark's still doing what he thinks is right
04:13After everything he's been through
04:14Exactly
04:16You know as well as anyone
04:18Trauma like that breaks people
04:20And the last person we need losing their shit is
04:35Working through the night again
04:39I work better in the dark
04:41You know that
04:42I know that you need to sleep
04:44There's just
04:46Too much to do
04:50When are you going to admit
04:52It's not the work keeping you awake?
05:04You were all there
05:06If he had just waited another few seconds
05:09Invincible did the right thing
05:10You can't believe that
05:13Where are we at if he didn't kill Russ?
05:15The dome fails
05:16Secwits take the planet
05:17And then we fight for what?
05:19Years to take it back?
05:20If we even could
05:21How many other people would die if that happened?
05:24The dome would have held
05:26Even you don't know that
05:28It's done, okay?
05:30And we all have to live with it
05:31So let's just hit the showers
05:33And be happy we never have to see another Secwit
05:36Ever again
05:38Let me make this clear
05:40Genius
05:41Since you don't seem to understand
05:43You follow my orders
05:45Or you never go into the field again
05:48Got it?
05:50If I hadn't entered the sewers
05:52Did I ask for an excuse?
05:55Because I thought I asked
05:57If you understood
05:58But I...
05:59Do you understand?
06:03Yes
06:03I understand
06:05Good
06:09What a dick
06:11While I've happily admitted to being the cause of previous Secwit related catastrophes
06:17I think we all agree
06:19That I had absolutely nothing to do with this particular disaster
06:24Right?
06:25Friendly and forgiving chums of mine?
06:28Never gonna happen, man
06:54Anyhow, all of those people
06:58Can you name me at the Dragon?
07:01No
07:02Can you prepare me?
07:05Yeah
07:06Agh
07:06Agh
07:06Agh
07:09Agh
07:10Agh
07:12Agh
07:18Agh
07:19Agh
07:20Agh
07:21Oh
07:21Agh
07:23Uh
07:23Holy shit. Are you okay? Where'd it come from?
07:29It... it was inside me. I... I never even felt it.
07:34Jesus. I guess Russ didn't either.
07:38If you weren't here...
07:40I was here. It's okay. You won.
07:44No. No. We were lucky.
07:47And luck isn't a variable we can control.
07:50The Sequence, Engstrom, Doc Seismic.
07:53We stopped them, but they always returned stronger than before.
07:57We're not dealing with these threats permanently,
08:00and because of that, it's simply a matter of time before our luck runs out and they defeat us.
08:07Maybe Mark was right.
08:13I...
08:14...
08:16...
08:25Oh, my God.
09:04What the fuck is going on?
09:27What the fuck is going on?
09:55Hey, this is Eve.
09:56Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
10:00Hey, Eve.
10:02I really need to talk to someone right now.
10:07Call me when you can.
10:08Love you.
10:17Hi, Maya.
10:21Um, Cecil would like a word.
10:28Please.
10:33Debbie?
10:34One sec.
10:37Sorry.
10:38What's up?
10:39Look at this.
10:43Oh, this place will fly off the market.
10:46When are we listing it?
10:47Tomorrow.
10:48You like it?
10:48I mean, the square footage and the location alone makes it a steal.
10:52Three bedrooms, recently remodeled, quartz countertops.
10:56Is that a double island kitchen?
10:58Didn't I just tell you how much I like those?
11:02I sell my place.
11:03You sell yours.
11:04We wouldn't even have a mortgage.
11:07I'm sure the boys would love having more space.
11:11Uh, you said you wanted to move in together.
11:14Yes, it's just...
11:16I raised Mark and Oliver in our house.
11:19I've been there almost 20 years.
11:22Maybe it's time for change?
11:24Sleep on it.
11:26It's all I'm asking, okay?
11:37All clear.
11:38It's your standard dipshits.
11:41Daddy!
11:42Why didn't you get any ice cream?
11:44Nah, it's a little cold for ice cream, baby, girl.
11:48It's never too cold for ice cream.
11:57All clear.
12:09Just let her let her have all that sugar, huh?
12:19Oh, shit.
12:20Y'all...
12:23Babe, she's only 10 once.
12:26That was your excuse when she was 9.
12:29Did you consider how hard it's gonna be to get her to go to sleep?
12:32It's okay, Mom.
12:34I'll sleep when I'm dead.
12:36Fiona, where did you learn that?
12:39Hmm, Daddy taught me.
12:42Okay, I didn't teach her.
12:56Take me on it, run.
12:58Now!
13:01Mr. Liu sends his regards.
13:10Magnicizing out!
13:10Magnicizing out!
13:13Oh my God.
13:23Anguill.
13:24Oh no.
13:28Hang on with me.
13:29Oh, yeah!
13:30Ah!
13:30God damn!
13:31Oh no, no...
13:32Ah!
13:32Yeah!
13:59Let's go!
14:15No!
14:18Nothing.
14:19What the?
14:20I'm not.
14:22I'm not.
14:23I'm not.
14:25I'm not.
14:26I'm not.
14:27I'm not.
14:32What the fuck is going on?
14:34You don't ever
14:37ever
14:39ever
14:39fuck with my family!
15:08They have to come.
15:12You have to come.
15:14You're the one.
15:18Are you the two?
15:19I'm sorry.
15:21What the fuck?
15:22No!
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26You're the two.
15:27Let's do it.
15:29hi mom what you'll be as tall as mark soon nah i'll be taller what's wrong we've gone through
15:41so much so quickly i don't think i even realized it it's like i closed my eyes and you're all
15:47grown
15:47up mom no no you can't squirm out of this not yet
15:59have you seen mark today i don't think he's home why i don't know he seems sad a lot of
16:05the time now
16:06we're angry we're both your brother's still working through everything that's happened
16:11over the last few months i know i just i missed the way he was
16:21we can't fight change oliver but we can support the ones we love as they deal with it
16:29i know what you're going to say cecil and i'm really not in the main the right choice mark
16:34i would have done the same thing russ livingston was an astronaut he knew the risks and the
16:40secrets had to be stopped at all costs then why am i here because it wasn't like you
16:47it's not who you are mark well maybe it's who i should be if i'd actually killed angstrom the first
16:54time so many people so many families would still be alive i'll do anything to stop that from happening
17:01again i know that's what makes you a good person mark and i want to keep you that way
17:07you wouldn't know it but i'm not as old as i look decisions like this they change you
17:14and not for the better it's the reason i make the calls and the guardians don't so they can sleep
17:20at night me i gave up sleeping years ago cecil you don't have to work for me but when it
17:27comes to
17:27who lives or dies don't make that decision alone let me do it or at least let me chime in
17:33for christ's
17:33sake i'm not a kid anymore i don't need you to handle me you're a walking nuclear bomb mark
17:41the most powerful thing on this planet and you can't even buy a drink yet
17:45if i didn't try to handle you i wouldn't be doing my job
17:54cover everything up and take a lunch we don't take lunch invincible is here so cover these up and
18:01disappear for a few hours that's an order i know what you're thinking and you should cease thinking
18:10it cease makes you sound pompous your lack of self-awareness is astounding my actions are my
18:19responsibility not yours and i should feel messed up after something like this but if you're worried i'm
18:25gonna snap or something i don't think you're going to snap mark but there are emotional consequences to
18:30these kinds of decisions that i've seen eat heroes alive you don't have to talk to me we've got
18:36people specially trained for this not now i said sinclair for the love of god will you get the
18:44the fuck out of here you sorry sir i i wanted to apologize for my experiments for what i did
18:57to
18:57your friends and the other students i'd say it to them personally if i didn't think it would do more
19:03harm than good i know i will never be able to truly atone for what i've done
19:09and i know there's no justification stop stop talking i don't want to hear an apology from you
19:17i don't want to hear anything from you ever again do you understand i'm sorry
19:29don't do that don't act like i was going to kill him let's not pretend that thought didn't cross
19:34your mind you hate sinclair shit i'm not exactly his biggest fan but his reanimans are one of the
19:41greatest military inventions in human history they're already saving more lives than most heroes
19:46do their entire careers so that doesn't give him a free pass for torturing and killing people he came
19:53in here to apologize to you even after he saw what you did to russ he's just trying to make
19:58good yeah
19:59like he just happened to wander in here by accident while we were talking i did not plan that i
20:05told
20:05him to off to lunch are we done you can go whenever i'm so sorry sir i i told sinclair
20:14it's fine
20:14mark didn't go out through the ceiling so i'd call it a success are you going to tell him about
20:20conquest after the kid just killed someone if you want my job that badly donald just ask
20:33mark hey i was just what's wrong my powers they're not just messing up anymore
20:42what what are you talking about i move atoms around i gather them up and swap out particles until
20:49they're whatever i need but now it's like they just they slip through my fingers i i can't link them
20:57together i can't control them i can't make anything mark i don't know what's happening
21:06i'm scared to fly we'll figure this out okay
21:16rex fix monster world's powers maybe he can help
21:20oh god it's invincible ink i i can't leave not right now let someone else handle it
21:27is this about your message we should call rex and see if he can um mark what happened
21:34cecil covered it up but to stop the sequits i had to i had to stop russ
21:43eve i um i didn't know what else to do
21:51no this is stupid i'm supposed to be here for you right now we can be here for each other
21:59i'll call capes maybe they can let me do it i can help
22:04i'll learn i was already here you guys came inside but whatever it is i can do it
22:14how much does this job pay
22:25i shook a few trees and found leo he's hiding on the east side in this condemned hotel
22:30he's still up probably why he sent that fridge magnet after you instead of doing it himself
22:35once the muscle arrives we'll send a message of our own
22:40uh about the muscle boss yeah i don't know if the kid's gonna fall for this again
22:47nah this is different lee almost killed him too he'll want a rematch and if he tries to take me
22:53in
22:53afterwards fine we got lawyers it'll be worth it to keep vanessa and fiona safe
23:00or and i'm just saying we could cut our losses and rejoin the order did you seriously just
23:08fucking say that you guys call invincible link right is this rocky shores incorporate
23:28we are not charging you guys enough no invincible no deal
23:38whatever he can do i can do too probably better you get your feet off my desk dad
23:48fiona what did i say about coming in mind i'm scared it's okay baby i'm making sure no one can
23:56ever hurt you you want my help or not and every time i use them whatever i make turns to
24:05goo goo
24:07like this atomic sludge and then it dissolves away and now i can't even do that vitals appear normal
24:15and initial scans show no irregularities in your brain or body chemistry
24:21rex i am starting to lose my mind here if we can't figure out what's wrong then we'll get to
24:27the
24:27bottom of this i promise amanda's condition took me almost a year to solve a year i'm not saying
24:34it'll be no no i'm sorry thank you for helping has there been anything else out of the ordinary not
24:43that i can think of one second where is that coming from
24:54oh no is that what i think it is
24:57oh
25:02Hey!
25:33Hey!
25:36Hey!
25:40Oh!
26:13This was some bullshit when Invisible did it. It's even more bullshit now.
26:18We're not gonna kill anyone, right? My mom would be so mad if I did that again.
26:24Nah. We're just gonna teach someone that messin' with my family has consequences. All you gotta do is follow my
26:30lead.
26:36The Flaxons had mounted three previous invasions, all within a few days of each other.
26:40But because time moves more rapidly in their dimension, they had months to learn from their mistakes.
26:45We only beat them last time because Omni-Man took the fight to their own turf.
26:49Said he convinced them to leave us alone. Yes, he wasn't as convincing as he thought.
26:59Given how long has passed since their last attack, they will have had ample time to prepare for this incursion.
27:05But being in our dimension makes them grow old and die. Unless they use a gizmo or something to stop
27:10it.
27:11This is serious shapesmith.
27:13This is fruit punch!
27:15Would you like some?
27:17Previously, they used wearable devices to emit protective temporal fields.
27:21Initial data suggests they are using a single, more powerful emitter this time to keep us from disrupting it so
27:27easily.
27:27They're also taking prisoners, which is new for them and bad for us.
27:39Oh, I'm still a little tuckered out from yesterday's fight.
27:43We don't have Omni-Man helping out this time, so I got us someone even better.
27:54Thanks for coming, Mark.
28:01What? You wanna tell them to go home?
28:04This whole thing seems pretty simple to me.
28:08Save lives.
28:09Find and destroy their emitter.
28:13Watch them get old and die.
28:32Reach out.
28:39Guardians!
28:42Free those prisoners ASAP!
28:45I got him.
29:00Those were no doubt constructed to oppose your father.
29:07Be careful, Invincible.
29:16They have a large number of reinforcements.
29:21Will it broke? Get to the prisoners! We'll look for the admitted!
29:25Come on!
29:46What's this thing even look like?
29:48A large and powerful antenna. It will be difficult to hide.
29:52Then where is it?
30:08Everybody down!
30:19Step it up, we're losing civilians in these assholes.
30:21Sir, I don't know if you notice these, but there's a lot of them.
30:27Then quit messing around and find the goddamn emitter.
30:31Exactly how many flaxons are we up against?
30:34Thousands.
30:35And hundreds more arriving via troop carrier every minute, sir.
30:39At this rate, they'll outnumber the city's population in a few hours.
30:43Then let's make sure they don't last that long.
30:53How does your friend know this is the spot?
30:56He has the sources.
30:58You sure you trust him?
30:59No, but this is what we got.
31:24Time for reckoning, Liu.
31:27You said you weren't followed.
31:30No, no way I'm fighting them.
31:33He's like a hundred.
31:34Don't be fooled, kid.
31:37I have more than enough strength.
31:42A garbage like you.
31:50Hey, he's the dragon guy?
32:17Watch yourself!
32:19That thing almost killed Invincible!
32:23I know!
32:39Nobody's weak now!
32:40Take them out!
32:51Oh yeah!
32:53Real weak!
32:54You're weak!
33:12You're weak!
33:33Oliver? How's it going on the job?
33:35I'm finding a dragon!
33:37What?
33:38It's that old guy you and Mark talked about.
33:41He's not dead. He's here!
33:48And he's really pissed off!
33:52Call Mark. I need help.
33:58Mark's busy. Forget the job and get out of there!
34:07You guys really can't prepare this time, huh?
34:28I picked the worst time to do a juice cleanse.
34:31We can't break through!
34:33We have to!
34:34They're still taking prisoners!
34:47Somebody help Monster Girl!
34:50Already on it.
35:01And question that order, huh?
35:04I've scanned the entire battlefield, but cannot locate the emitter.
35:08Yet, it must be here somewhere.
35:10If that was my one weakness, I'd hide it pretty well.
35:15Indeed.
35:20Do you trust me?
35:21You know the answer to that.
35:25Everyone, cover us.
35:29You heard him!
35:53You're on your own from here.
35:55Give up hell!
36:09Tell me, Robot's not that stupid.
36:13Robot!
36:14Don't even think about going into that thing!
36:17I'm sorry, Cecil.
36:18It's the only way.
36:20Wait!
36:21Wait!
36:40I was right.
36:42Free as many prisoners as you can, while I disable the emitter.
36:45Way ahead of me!
36:47No!
36:50To the portal!
36:52I think I'm gonna kill you!
37:08Shoot me in your hands!
37:29Let's go.
38:02finally
38:05go back through the portal
38:11time to go rex
38:14rex
38:26right
38:33see so good work team anyone have eyes on
38:41monster girl a robot guardians we cannot
38:43stop here we must defeat the flaxons
38:46once and for all in their own dimension
38:48if we allow them to return they will not
38:51fail next time
38:52makes sense to me let's go
38:55no stop that's an order
38:59sorry sisal some orders you just can't
39:02follow
39:39what are we standing around for can't we just open a portal of our own you don't think we've been
39:44trying to do that since the first time these assholes visited us
39:57i thought you wanted to fight
40:00all you've done is hide
40:04ouch
40:26pay attention boy
40:28maybe you'll learn something before you die
40:40you're supposed to be dead
40:42you're supposed to be dead
40:44oliver
40:49why didn't you run i didn't want to do a bad job for you and eve
41:01are you okay
41:02are you okay yeah let's kick his ass
41:04are you okay
41:06are you okay
41:07are you okay
41:09are you okay
41:26are you okay
41:44grab my body
41:45go
41:46go
41:47go
41:56go
42:14This isn't over!
42:17You!
42:18Hey, hero!
42:21You!
42:22Do not mess with my family!
42:25I was trying to save mine!
42:32Stop!
42:35Stop!
42:37Please!
42:48We're done here.
42:55Stop!
43:10Al! Mom, I'm okay!
43:12Just let me finish.
43:14I bet this is a you-should-a-see-the-other-guy situation, huh?
43:19The other guy was a dragon.
43:22Ah.
43:24Yes.
43:26Rex didn't have an answer for me, but he promised he'd find out.
43:33I can't believe he and Amanda are just...
43:36Gone.
43:37They'll find a way home.
43:38And we'll figure out what's wrong with your powers.
43:40Get T-cell's people on it if we have to.
43:43Are you okay?
43:47It almost happened again.
43:52I know.
43:54I know.
43:55Our meetings are normally a bit of a snooze fest, but boy, do we have a surprise today.
44:01Criminals, freaks, insects, and whatever the fuck some of you are, put your hands together for my good friend and
44:08yours, TITAN!
44:14He's finally come around and is bringing himself and his little slice of paradise into the club.
44:21Now, obviously, there's some history between us.
44:24But we all know, once you're a member of the order, you're a member of the order and we don't
44:29fuck with each other.
44:30So, it's all water under the bridge, kumbaya, and all that hippy-dippy bullshit.
44:35Let's make one thing clear.
44:36The only reason I'm here is-
44:39Hold the presses!
44:42How could I be so stupid?
44:44I almost forgot.
44:44We actually have two new members joining today.
44:47Turns out, there's another guy a bit skittish about people trying to cut his throat.
45:01Sorry, boss.
45:02It just makes sense.
45:04You know, for everyone.
45:06Looks like we both got played.
45:08It appears so.
45:11Man, it's so good to have the family back together.
45:16It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
45:19Holidays were just never the same when you kids were fighting.
45:22Now, back to the business of making so much money.
45:27It's fucking ridiculous!
45:30You're jealous!
45:31You're jealous!
45:31You're jealous!
45:51You're jealous!
45:54Eve?
45:56No.
45:57Everything's...
45:58Everything's...
45:59Uh, I'll come back to bed in a minute.
46:01Okay.
46:11I don't know.
46:40I don't know.
47:02I don't know.
47:41I don't know.
48:11I don't know.
48:32I don't know.
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