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00:01hi what up y'all it's the normies coming into a little bit of Darth Maul this time it's episodes
00:06five and six episode five is called Inquisition we don't know the episode six title yet but we'll
00:11get around to it who's here on the couch it's Star Wars names Spidey Galia it is the Gung and
00:18Thunder Chris Johnson this is Pat oh I've always been Chopper's number one fan Pat you need a Star
00:24Wars name isn't Gung and Thunder like a cyberpunk name no man you know Jar Jar Binks yeah Jar Jar
00:31Binks
00:31is a Gungan and I am the Gungan Thunder Pat I'd call you Pat that one but it's too innocent
00:36for you
00:36no what about like Darth Patel Darth Patel no Sith Pat no none of them are called Sith you know
00:44it's like Darth Maul Darth Sidious Darth Vader Darth Patel I'll take Darth Patel oh Pat Dooku also
00:50works Pat Dooku yeah what the fuck is this Count Dooku isn't Count Dooku's first name Count so yeah
00:56Pat Dooku works fucking vampire Star Wars all right it would be Count Patel right anyway uh we're gonna
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01:22here it's all all Star Wars run down into this episode and see what's going on with the boy Maul
01:33what that's a collection so you know a no man's guy you can call your friend above the planet just
01:38like
01:39yeah
01:40aww the sun
01:41you know they added Pokemon to that game what
01:44you know animals you can collect build a team and battle people with
01:47exceptionally
01:49they probably got the sickest fucking hanging in that spell
01:52I wonder what their health plan's like
01:54terrible they send you out in plastic armor so you can get blasted day one
01:58second one that shit doesn't even fit bro
02:02their health plan is negative one
02:05they'll be grounding transports
02:07they must find an alternate route out of the city
02:10before it gets locked down
02:11Maul
02:13that's not a
02:13empire handle Maul
02:15he's no longer our concern
02:17surviving is
02:19you know I get it but from a Jedi's perspective survive to what ends
02:23you survive period
02:25that's it you just live in the gutter until the day that you die and you go I did a
02:29good job as a Jedi
02:29right I wouldn't be a Jedi
02:31you're aware this is not going to go well
02:34it was my mission that failed
02:37I'll take the blame
02:38no Lawson I think you've done enough
02:40it's not like we were harboring Jedi
02:41huh
02:43I meant two in fact how many life sentences is that
02:46you got that evil slender Jedi hair
02:48where is chief Klyce
02:50it's the evil jawline
02:52all right
02:53who's asking
02:55I'm asking
02:56you need some cucumber under your eye
02:58I'm now in charge of operations on Janux until the fugitive is captured
03:02and those who withheld knowledge of his whereabouts are identifying
03:05take her to interrogation
03:07no hold on
03:11don't go too far
03:13captain
03:15what an asshole
03:21just everybody
03:23it's a whole ass planet man
03:24bro it's on the empire roll
03:25the inquisition of the planet
03:26oh so many
03:28evil signs
03:31he's so cute
03:31I love him
03:33Krim's dead and the pikes are back in your pocket
03:35you got what you wanted and I made good on my end of the deal
03:37what do I have to show for it
03:39you live
03:40that's a good point
03:41hmm
03:41I do live
03:42our business has concluded you are free to leave
03:45and take your chances with the empire
03:47a good star wars always needs a weird little guy
03:50that's true
03:51and ludivario is our weird little guy
03:53he's no bible freak
03:54so Yoda was a weird little guy
03:55the bowels of the city
03:58bowels aren't so bad
03:58I think he was a weird guy
03:59except for the smell and the darkness
04:01he really doesn't stop talking
04:02I admire it
04:03the empire wasn't part of the deal
04:05I don't mind the risk
04:07as long as the credits keep flowing
04:09which there's no chance of now
04:12get back to your posts
04:15see Maul's out of pocket because
04:16he's trying to do Sith shit
04:18and Sith shit don't make money
04:19and they're like we're crying
04:20we need money
04:21he's like but I need an apprentice
04:23and they're like that doesn't pay me bro
04:24right
04:25your body language indicates that you're in some form of distress
04:29great detective work
04:30partner
04:31i've already forgiven you for shutting me down without my permission
04:34there's no further cause to be upset
04:37don't you get what's going on here
04:38in response to my report
04:40the empire sent reinforcements to apprehend a dangerous fugitive
04:43whom we were ill-equipped to deal with
04:45what's two boots drinking
04:46you just don't get it
04:48captain
04:51wait
04:54let's go
04:54what did it because they know maybe
04:57i don't see what it was
04:59she's been transferred
05:02that's fucked up
05:03she covered for you
05:04she covered for him too
05:05she won't have to do them all stuff longer
05:07has anybody ever seen copopolis
05:10no
05:10i don't know
05:11two boots sounds like the main character
05:13oh
05:15inquisition
05:17tell me
05:19everything
05:22is this what our future holds
05:24yeah
05:24always running
05:26hiding
05:26it's your voice that speaks
05:28but it's maul's words that i hear
05:30oh yeah he's in your head
05:31together we couldn't even defeat him yet he made an offer for us to fight as allies
05:36i dislike him as much as you but he may have a point about the empire
05:41isolated none of us stand a chance against them
05:43the empire may be our common enemy but maul will never be
05:48identification now
05:49he's walking up the street
05:51right bro
05:51geez you mean identification
05:53you look like you know something right talking about who are you
05:57yeah i mean i know a thing too
05:59all right yeah we can tell you what you want to know about
06:01film camera
06:01tell you some factoids about the the dark side of the moon
06:04we know something
06:06roiley lawson what are you doing here i'm looking for my dad where is he
06:10your father is currently being interrogated
06:12interrogated what are you talking about i cannot divulge information
06:16regarding an active investigation to a civilian you've known me my whole life
06:20that does not change protocol
06:23he's a literal robot go to your residence riley you do not belong here
06:28no he does not oh god what is up with his face this is captain lawson's son lieutenant
06:34he was just leaving see that he does and get back to work
06:40i have a book at home called how to build a bomb for your bitch ass
06:46we'll read up on that outside of the city we'll continue on foot there is a ruin we can take
06:52refuge in how long will we stay there until the empire captures maul and loosens it bro good
06:57luck he's probably gonna go off planet they won't even know about it throughout my long life
07:02i have seen the galaxy and doing many changes tyranny is always defeated because people are trying to
07:08defeat it oh you have seen our identification i have seen your identification i have seen your
07:14identification them right yeah you are free to go hey wait a minute jedi magic i didn't see them
07:21pull out any id yeah oh they are afraid to go wait free no more fugitives damn damn son
07:36she pissed too you know she's getting on the train get on
07:39where'd they go they just disappeared damn they're probably gonna get some footage now
07:49like oh i know who that is master are you okay to be doing parkour not entirely but i am
07:55not dead yet
07:57they um jedi mind tricked them you know they got something on um on jedi daki
08:03daki is that his name daki
08:08damn his fit does go hard though the cape on the shoulder extra pay to be wearing this helmet all
08:13the
08:14time all right right he looks like the knight from uh
08:19i know what you mean what's his name uh igor ecuador um definitely
08:25neither
08:29ivan idris
08:33something like that yeah
08:36i got your messages what's so urgent mom you need to come home what's wrong the empire's here okay i
08:42i went looking for dad but two boots said he was being interrogated
08:46oh son this happens if troopers are there then it's to keep everyone safe
08:51oh my god whatever the reason don't interfere i mean she works for the empire yep
08:56i wonder how much she actually knows probably not a lot if you didn't break the rules you got nothing
09:00to worry about right i have to get back to where your mom's on the ship above
09:03bro come home to yourself i think spidey might be right but she would have known that you think she's
09:07okay mm-hmm i love you let's talk later she needs him to choose her and then divorce
09:13can we have a hood up at least she can't work for twilight the patrols have cut us off
09:18leaving the city an option right now it's best if we find a safe place to hide
09:22and wait for an opportunity where master we don't exactly have a lot of contacts here
09:28we only need one lawson hell nah he's gonna go to jail twice
09:41i wish i was in tune with the force man don't we all inquisitor it is a waste of your
09:46skills
09:47not if you are an evil i mean he's a tracker like he's a hunter right he's tracking so i
09:53don't know
09:53i mean you know like darth raider's just sending these guys out to do what you're wasting your life
09:57hunting down another jedi you ain't even got no 401k you probably fucking sleep on a slab of steel so
10:02you
10:02stay mad spybot i refuse to believe the empire doesn't give a 401k no but for the inquisitors
10:12you know vaders like the madder you guys are the better your work is so honestly
10:16sleep on his bed of nails i think i like uh like the bots first like chopper spybot and then
10:23comes
10:24like the evil people damn button
10:27it'd be cool if one of you guys knew how to do that i know how to weld yes rook
10:36what is it
10:38lord maul imperial patrol spotted the girl and her master in sector 27. how fortuit
10:46i love him
10:49leg shaking they got him right where they want him
10:52hmm how long are they gonna keep him in the interrogation room as long as it takes give him some
11:01entertainment get him a calf captain you're free to go hey beth the empire thanks you for your
11:08cooperation they're gonna follow him why i bet they do
11:27that's what they're all bro like the worst actual people to be at my actual house right now
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12:37now we're jumping into episode six six we'll see what the episode is called as we go
12:44oh i like how he tore these pot make sure your leg's still working
12:53i'm with the mandalorians bro i'm like he down there dance practicing and i ain't making no
12:58god damn money okay to his face all right well there we go nice nice nice this is what i
13:06wanted
13:06the sound is please yeah i thought it up for you
13:12love the sound
13:16there's something you should see
13:24i hope we see this fight i want to see that would actually be really fucking it i haven't
13:30seen more fighting inquisitor in oh wow yeah the inquisitor is already d.e.d. knights of the hunted
13:39you need to go yeah no perhaps you and the captain's son could give us a moment
13:46all right riley let's let the grown-ups talk make sure she doesn't steal anything
13:52what oh yeah excuse me yeah yeah my name is jedi master equal deal ducky
14:00you can do my padawan demon and i barely survive what could only be described as a purge of the
14:06jedi
14:06order we are simply looking for a place to take refuge there is nothing simple about what you just told
14:13me
14:15is that your mom what oh yeah she and dad they uh they're they're not together
14:22girl in the room you gotta clean up huh she got a job for the empire on coruscant uh but
14:27i stayed here
14:28you know i've got school and the team mom's on coruscant what like sports you don't know
14:34bodekin you don't know bodekin yeah i'm pretty sure girl put the thing away different than yours
14:44yeah the empire sent someone to interrogate me about mom i heard one of the troopers call him
14:50an inquisitor oh we gotta get out of here nothing about you obviously they let me go but i don't
14:57know if
14:58you believe me unless you're gonna follow your ass you do not believe you come on like you know you're
15:03yeah you're so followed you better i hope it's maul
15:10fuck it's not maul
15:13hey this is sick
15:17well now they're on the run now lawson your whole entire life was ruined literally now they're on
15:22the run has to die you need to start shooting at them oh my god this is horrible
15:32does master gonna get it he did bro i don't know if you know this but if you're a jedi
15:36master
15:36and you have a padawan you're gonna die yeah
15:41i don't know the padawan has a reason to live and do all the good well there goes the apartment
15:49master iodoidaki yeah that's okay die by the light yeah they just fucked his ass up literally
15:57also if you work for the dark side you're likely going to be in a fire at some point
16:02yeah that's also another oh my god
16:13oh my god
16:18now he has no reason to say anything you're you're on the other side officially
16:22you've killed a stormtrooper you're one of us now once you pop you just can't stop
16:28yeah oh my god ducky
16:35oh jeez damn bro he's putting his full body into deflecting this
16:42oh she's a beast see ya all right take this yeah
16:47i'm the captain now i'm gonna drop you off at course i don't know if that's never happened
16:50oh we gotta see him die that's what it is i wish we could go to zeb's planet but that's
16:54that's just
16:55that's what it is for them
16:58shoot us
17:01ducky ducky
17:04fire
17:07ah he's losing because i can't fly faster faster
17:10okay i hope he doesn't have enough force to drive him he does not that's a vader move he ain't
17:15got that
17:15oh
17:17i wish chris
17:20we're still getting chased
17:22nope
17:23scrub
17:24over it
17:25you want to fly this thing
17:26yes you're gonna get us
17:30whoo
17:31oh my god
17:33i would throw off
17:34i would
17:34shit
17:36you were saying
17:37all right shut the fuck up
17:41oh my god get out of the city get out of this we cannot trust your mother
17:45unless she comes on our side you know they can track this thing right
17:48none of this makes any sense why is the empire after us the empire isn't what you think it is
17:54oh no
17:56call your mom
17:57i don't know what the mom's gonna do unless she leaves them i can't trust her jesus
18:12that was good landing that was good landing
18:15god
18:17guys it's not that deep it's two jedi jesus
18:20girl it is that deep for them look at all the support we are receiving i suspect that captain
18:26lawson will see that this was the right decision in the end why perhaps he'll even be pleased
18:32captain lawson is now wanted for triple murder captain brandon lawson wanted by the empire for
18:38treason careful to not follow your superior's lead those are not standard issue droid get rid
18:45of them yeah two boots two boots i hate two people don't call me two boots and they won't even
18:49understand why my name's two boots if i'm not wearing two boots and you know what that's what
18:53you get for called empire oh jeez i'm not built for her i want to write one of those things
18:58so bad
18:59i will never understand the design of this thing what is it for i've got someone who might be able
19:06to get us off the planet she is not going to be happy about that no oh yeah yeah cutie
19:14pie at the
19:15casino says i mean i might get you out of the plane for some money follow me hey the guy
19:22in the
19:22background he's one of the jizz whalers the type of alien that's literally what they're called
19:29this guy's a fox he's gonna talk yep that's a lady obviously rena we need transport off world
19:36with the cohoon's nest that's been stirred up out there there's heat on everyone right now
19:42you know i wouldn't come to you if i wasn't desperate no putting the voice on her
19:48here we are we have a quick that they totally ratted them out yep let me handle this what you
19:54gonna do and in case this gets messy uh-huh run get in this hole over here and get the
20:00fuck out elevator just takes them right to it just go now may i help you i'm the owner of
20:06this
20:06establishment with me it is gone as bad as it can go all right so much for that right into
20:15the lift
20:18brah that was good look we got a bottleneck here i'll be right behind you
20:26oh no yo dars ball get your ass over here
20:34you can't do any cool jedi shit either the kid yeah yeah he has no powers nothing oh yeah he
20:40plays lacrosse oh no get down just get down and don't move he'll kill us he'll kill us all
20:48on site
21:03what i say about stormtroopers bro once you pop you you just can't stop they just seem so easy
21:08it's because they're fucking armors made out of plastic you know that you think they're making
21:14improvements all the time nope not at all they even have armor that could deflect
21:18fucking lightsabers and shit
21:27i got into the subway we have to find my dad
21:32you should get out of here it's about to get out
21:34what are you gonna do you looking at satan over here bro you better run
21:43you think she could take him on though absolutely she's young no but better chance
21:47than riley she can hold her own but she can't win this fight
21:50she had one job keep him safe
21:54her teacher's going to come and help her
21:57probably die
22:01oh train scene this is gonna be cool
22:11god
22:14all right
22:16got it
22:23the clashes are so bright like
22:26it makes sense it's like yeah it does overexposing the film almost it's kind of good
22:33oh
22:47he's about to be right here
22:48bitch
22:48yeah yeah daddy yes yes now the inquisitor loses
22:55So it's true
22:59Chop his head
23:01Yeah
23:06Yeah, yeah, Riley get the fuck out of here. Yeah
23:11Nice tag team stab
23:16After you died on maybe cut his legs off
23:27Oh
23:30Did you forget
23:34I don't need your things
23:43Bye
23:48Now Riley just chillin with a Jedi and mall
23:51No, no, not chill. He's like you sure
23:55Well, you Jedi
24:08City is bro. He's your guy
24:25How shall I proceed?
24:27Or is it Vader?
24:30You think no, don't you think it's
24:31What?
24:33Vader probably because inquisitors are Vader's deal right?
24:35Yeah, but also
24:36Why wouldn't they just tell us right there?
24:39It's one of them
24:40I mean, it's got to be Vader
24:41City is deals with Vader Vader deals with the inquisitors
24:44Is that a Palpatine boy?
24:46I don't think so
24:47Palpatine's like I'm not doing the middle management shit
24:49Vader go out there and fucking handle that shit, bro
24:51Help me
24:51And then Vader was like I'm not doing the middle management shit
24:54Right? I gotta like yeah
24:55Yeah
24:56Yo, these two episodes were actually like bomb
24:59I love this so much
25:01Not oh my god
25:02So much should happen too
25:03Might be the two best episodes so far
25:06I'm glad we got the lightsaber fight
25:07Yeah
25:07Two boots like still thinking that he was doing the right thing
25:10And up until they're like we're actually taking away your boots
25:12Yeah
25:13Now he's like questioning what what did I do?
25:15Yeah
25:15Because his boots are like this one individuality
25:18Yeah
25:19Everything else is protocol
25:20Yeah
25:20Well and also
25:21I think that's like he's just emotion
25:23Like the one emotional attachment he has is to the boots
25:25Because like that just shows that there is something outside of his like protocol
25:28And what he's built out
25:29You know that he chooses like to have these boots that he is attached to in a way
25:33As a bot it feels like he's still waking up
25:36He's not like the spy bot
25:37He's not like Chopper
25:38He's not like R2D2 even
25:40Like he's learning that like oh I do have a bit of free will
25:42And I don't have to do what I'm commanded to do
25:45Yeah
25:45It does seem like he's fairly like a new bot
25:48That's like just
25:50Yeah
25:50Yeah
25:51I don't know if he's new but he's just like just so used to this
25:54He seems like an immature
25:56I don't know how to
25:57It feels like he's asleep
25:59And he's kind of waking up to how the world works
26:02Yeah
26:02Yeah
26:03Because he hasn't been around for a long time
26:05He's a woke ass robot
26:06Ah fuck there it is
26:07He's gone woke and now because of that he'll be broken
26:10He's gonna go rogue
26:11Yeah
26:12I do like that like though
26:13They let Lawson go after interrogating him and everything
26:17And he goes home to just those two waiting for him
26:19He's like I'm I
26:20This is my life now
26:21I just have to accept it
26:23Yeah
26:23What do you do your kid
26:25Unknowingly just made you guys future
26:27Fully in
26:27Literally
26:28Letting them in
26:29But like your kid did the right thing
26:30Yeah
26:30He let into people that needed help
26:32And what are you supposed to do
26:32Say hey kid
26:33Next time someone comes
26:34Like
26:34I mean he had no idea who they were
26:36That's why I feel like
26:37I feel like
26:38Okay
26:38I understand what the Jedi
26:41Like the two Jedi had to
26:43Had to hide somewhere
26:44Yeah
26:44This was the only refuge
26:46But you walk in there
26:47And you see there's a child there
26:49Who doesn't know shit
26:51So you
26:52First of all you learn that Lawson has a kid
26:55Two
26:55You exploit the the kid's naivete
26:58And like unknowing
27:01The risk
27:02Like this kid accepted the risk without knowing the risk
27:05Yeah
27:05I feel like that's
27:06That's what I said
27:07Like you guys are supposed to be the good guys
27:08I feel like they should
27:09They should have like
27:10They should have warned
27:11They should have been somewhere else
27:12I'm sorry
27:12Yeah I mean
27:12You enter
27:13You knock on this door
27:14And you see a kid
27:15At this point
27:16You are expecting a cop
27:17There's no cop
27:18There's his child
27:19You need to leave somewhere
27:21Go somewhere else
27:22I'm sorry
27:22Especially when this
27:23Is after you
27:24I mean I don't know what
27:26I mean
27:27He's got this silly philosophy
27:28About like survival
27:29No matter what
27:30But like without a purpose
27:31Yeah
27:32And I feel like surviving without a purpose
27:33Is like living without a purpose
27:35Like what are you doing
27:36It's not like he's like
27:37There's a higher calling
27:38And eventually the Jedi are going to be needed
27:40It doesn't seem like he understands
27:41The role that he's supposed to play
27:43In this war
27:43In this fight
27:44Or anything like that
27:45For him it's just like survival in general
27:47So he's willing to risk
27:48Doing something a little amoral
27:50In order to continue to survive
27:51And it's like he's got this like
27:53Flawed Jedi philosophy bullshit
27:55How long ago did
27:56Order 66
27:58Yes
27:58Well if
27:59He was a master
28:01And
28:03What's your name
28:03Devin was a Padawan
28:05And she's not like
28:07She wasn't like a youngling
28:07Or anything like that
28:08So I'm going to say
28:09Not that long ago
28:09Like maybe a couple years
28:10Yeah
28:11But it doesn't feel like
28:11It's been like that big
28:12Break of time
28:13So yeah
28:14But I feel like
28:16A lot of the Jedi
28:17What they have to do
28:18Is just go in hiding
28:19And be in stasis
28:20Until
28:21Some kind of movement
28:22Built up
28:23Like
28:25They alone
28:25Are too
28:27Spread out
28:28And too spread out
28:29They can't do shit
28:31That's why they were kind of like
28:32I feel like all the Jedi
28:33Were just laying dormant
28:34Until like the rebellion
28:36Kind of
28:37Resurviced
28:38Started getting kicked back in
28:38But even
28:39Because
28:39I mean like
28:40I understand the philosophy
28:41That they're working with now
28:42But we know that
28:43By the time
28:44A new hope starts
28:44There's like two Jedi
28:46In the entire universe
28:47Like
28:47It's not going to work out for them
28:49Because
28:49Because the Jedi
28:50Have always had a problem
28:51Like taking action
28:52As we saw throughout
28:53The entirety of the fucking prequels
28:55Like
28:56It fucked them over
28:56And then instead of
28:57Learning from that
28:58And to do something
28:59Which I know is them
28:59Fighting against
29:00Insurboundable odds
29:01Like they went into
29:02Survival mode
29:02Which is great
29:03But like that also
29:04Is kind of like
29:05An inactive passive way
29:06To do it
29:07And because of that
29:08They're going to get picked off
29:08One by one
29:09It sucks
29:09They don't know that
29:10We know it
29:11Because we have hindsight
29:11It feels like the right thing
29:13For Doc to be doing
29:13In the moment
29:14But it's like
29:14You know
29:15It's not going to get them anywhere
29:16Yeah
29:17Well now they're on the run
29:18I don't know how much
29:18Riley's mom
29:19Is going to be able to help
29:20I'm actually more concerned
29:21That she's going to make it worse
29:22For them
29:23She's going to be like
29:23Riley you need to give up
29:24Your dad
29:25Riley you need to probably
29:25This and that
29:26Like where are you
29:27I'll help you
29:27But then just show up
29:28Like all of them
29:29You know
29:33She works for the Empire
29:37And I don't know
29:40Yeah
29:41It just sucks
29:42Because like
29:42Should we also have that
29:43Kind of like
29:45Part with them
29:47I really really really
29:49Love this episode
29:50And I think
29:51How many episodes
29:52Was it this season
29:52Eight
29:53Eight sweet
29:54I think I'm deep in enough
29:55To have my one bit
29:56Of critique so far
29:57Go ahead
29:58Oh no
29:59Why don't you say
29:59What you're going to say
30:00I was going to
30:01Since we're talking about mom
30:02I think they are
30:03Actually going to
30:04Take her
30:04In captivity
30:05As prisoner
30:07As like
30:08Collateral
30:09Yeah
30:09To like
30:10Kind of like
30:11Get them out
30:11To come out of hiding
30:12And stuff
30:13Yeah
30:13Yeah because she's
30:14Literally in the enemy's den
30:16Yeah
30:16But she's probably
30:17I don't think she's evil
30:19I think she's just like
30:20Having like a clerical job
30:22Or something
30:22But they're just going to
30:23Drag her
30:24She's no Deirdre
30:25But yeah
30:25Alright so here's my
30:27Here's my critique
30:28Alright
30:28I'm enjoying this
30:29I think it's a very fun
30:30Star Wars story
30:31So far right
30:32But like
30:33Why Maul
30:34I'm hoping that by
30:35The end of it
30:36In these next two episodes
30:37They give me a reason
30:38For it to be Maul
30:40You know what I mean
30:41Like this
30:41This episode
30:42Probably one of the
30:43Strongest this season
30:44And it's like
30:44Lacking of Darth Maul
30:59Episode 6
31:00But like we're kind of
31:01Back to that exact
31:02Same story beat
31:03Again
31:03Where Darth Maul
31:04Has one thing
31:05He could be doing
31:06But instead he's trying
31:07To get a fucking
31:07Apprentice again
31:08Like this is
31:09It's just what he wants
31:09Why does he want
31:10An apprentice so bad
31:11Because
31:11One of his many
31:12Toxic traits
31:12It is
31:13But he just keeps
31:14Keeps doing it
31:15Like we've seen
31:15This already
31:16He can't stop
31:16It's in a new
31:17Fun story
31:18But Darth Maul
31:18Wants an apprentice
31:19That doesn't want
31:20To be his apprentice
31:21So Darth Maul
31:22If he gets an apprentice
31:23He kind of gets to be
31:24The new big bad
31:25And he's like
31:25I got my apprentice
31:26He gets to rise up
31:27In the world
31:27When there's two of you
31:28The rule of two man
31:29You get to fucking
31:30Come up
31:31But the thing is
31:32Is that
31:32These Sith always
31:33Fucking stab each other
31:34In the back
31:34No matter what
31:35And
31:36Like one of them
31:37Always fucking dies
31:38So like
31:38But it's just
31:40He needs it
31:41So that he can be
31:41A stronger grouping
31:42A stronger pairing
31:43And he can do more
31:44In the world
31:44And come up
31:44It will help elevate him
31:45Like Daki's right
31:46Like yeah sure
31:47Darth Maul does want you
31:49But he doesn't want
31:49To be your ally
31:50He wants to use
31:50He wants to use your power
31:51He doesn't fight
31:52For all that same shit
31:52But it's just like
31:53We saw him do this
31:53With Ezra
31:54And then finally
31:55In the end
31:56When he finally
31:56Fucking dies
31:57He's just trying
31:57To get revenge again
31:58It's just like
31:58Darth Maul's stuck
31:59In a loop
32:01Well maybe
32:01He needs to accomplish
32:02Just a loop
32:03To get out of it
32:03You know what I mean
32:04He won't though
32:04We know where he dies
32:05We know
32:06But he doesn't know that
32:07But like
32:07He just needs to like
32:08Teach what he knows
32:09He needs to like
32:10Just like
32:11Loki be just like
32:13Every other Jedi
32:14He's not a Jedi
32:15Or um
32:16Sith
32:17Sith
32:17Yeah sorry
32:18Yeah he's just obsessed
32:19With this shit
32:19And it's like
32:20Gonna be his undoing
32:21Like he could just
32:22Run a crime syndicate
32:23And shut the fuck up
32:24And be fine
32:24But instead
32:25It's always
32:26Fucking apprentice shit
32:27No he's not fulfilled
32:28Until he gets fulfilled
32:29With a lightsaber
32:30That's what he's gonna
32:30Get fulfilled with
32:31I am excited to see
32:31The next few episodes
32:32Though that fight
32:33Against the Inquisitor
32:33Was really dope
32:34Yeah
32:35I love that Devin
32:35Kind of stepped in
32:36And like
32:37They kind of
32:37Tag teamed him
32:38That was really sick
32:39I don't know
32:39What her decision's
32:40Gonna be
32:40Probably still loyal
32:41To Daki and everything
32:42But that was like
32:43Really
32:43That was probably
32:44A little eye opening
32:44For her
32:45She's going to the dark side
32:46Well
32:46Oh yeah
32:47I think
32:47Nah maybe she just
32:48Escapes
32:49I think the Daki
32:49Or the Lawson stuff
32:50Is really good too
32:51He tried to do good
32:53He's doing what anybody
32:54Would consider
32:54Objectively good
32:55Right
32:56But you know
32:56Like we're not
32:57It's Inglorious Bastards
32:58Alright
32:59He's hiding people
32:59Under the floorboards
33:00Because that's what
33:01Good fucking people do
33:02And now the Inquisitor
33:03Is knocking at the door
33:04And he's just like
33:04Bro
33:05Like he didn't even
33:06Super plan this
33:07He's just like
33:07They're normal people
33:09They're not doing shit
33:09And he's like
33:10Well they're Jedi
33:10And so we have to
33:11Kill them all
33:12I'm sorry
33:12We have to exterminate
33:13And it's like
33:14Yeah
33:14So excited to see
33:15What Two Boots does
33:16Excited to see
33:17What Devin does
33:18And honestly
33:18Those are my stories
33:19Right now
33:20And what happens to Riley
33:22The snitch bot
33:24Or the spy bot
33:25Spy bot
33:28Yes I love it
33:29He's like
33:30He's such a gremlin
33:31And he's like
33:31Da-da-dee
33:32Da-da-da
33:33I'm sure we'll get
33:34A 50,000 Lego piece
33:35Set of them
33:36And build them
33:36I love
33:36Let's do it
33:37Spy bot
33:38Alright guys
33:39We'll see you next time
33:40Bye
33:44Hey guys
33:45It's Renna here
33:45Darth Maul's number one simp
33:47To say thank you
33:47For watching another
33:48Great episode with us
33:49And a special thank you
33:50To Adrian Graham
33:51Jihini Lee
33:52Eric Espejo
33:52Anthony Hardy
33:53Pucho Paul
33:54And Joe
33:54We'll see you guys
33:55Next time
33:56See you guys next time
34:01I'll see you guys next time
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