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00:00I
00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe-to-toe with ancient gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:57Darkwing, Aquarius, Warwoman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal.
01:09The Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes.
01:19And we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:33New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:38All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04You seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:08The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:13Souvenir hunters.
02:14Jesus.
02:16I was never a guardian of the globe.
02:18But it was the Guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors.
02:25My comrades.
02:27My friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian man was exiled from his own people.
02:36War woman was from a different age.
02:39Darkwing...
02:42Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:53Even rarer, if they accepted it.
02:57I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least, they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please. Calm down.
03:11You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:20I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me? I don't...
03:26I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom.
03:31Putting my dad in one of those holes.
03:32Or me.
03:33If this could happen to the Guardians of the globe, it means that none of us are...
03:53This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Never get invited.
03:59Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:14You just don't want to go home.
04:15Maybe one day you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:23Saw nothing, heard nothing, attacked in darkness, left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:33Nuance of human conversation, difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Olga.
04:45What?
04:46Robot.
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those Flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil.
04:55That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA
05:01and build me a new Guardians of the Globe.
05:03And you'll pick the team.
05:05You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure, except it's never gonna happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:26Easy.
05:27Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza.
05:38I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:45Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants.
05:52Defeated nightmares from the deep.
05:55Gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt.
05:57We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what?
06:03Hang out?
06:04Go buy comic books?
06:05After this?
06:06Hey!
06:06Watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:09It's not.
06:09This is new.
06:10I get it.
06:11But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure.
06:26Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow.
06:29Okay?
06:29Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life.
06:42Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay?
06:52It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:08Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:24You think you did that shit?
07:44Uncle Jan has a date as my first friend forgiven€ok Vanessa's story.
07:44Take care, David, and I'm an old man.
07:47Love me tomorrow.
07:48Until then!
07:49Hello?
07:50Hello?
07:52Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark Grayson, Grayson, Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark? From school?
08:05I know, I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God, you thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no, I, I, I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were gonna call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:18Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong, you've got a girlfriend,
08:24you're lame and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No, I think you're amazing.
08:34That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I, I, I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39Not that that's not true.
08:40Ah, sorry.
08:42It's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it.
08:45You wanna start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson, what's going on?
08:50Uh, I was thinking finals are coming up and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
09:00A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible, no pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:13Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Red Rich's girlfriend had a meltdown and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:53Hmm.
09:55Anything happening?
09:56Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn!
10:05Wait!
10:05Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just, just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I...
10:14I can't believe this!
10:16Eve...
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh!
10:24Don't give me that!
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And...
10:31Whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I...
10:47I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that Demigod?
10:58Oh!
10:59Shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangaea, Bug Eye.
11:02It's the crowning achievement of any Crusader's career
11:05to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:08Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name, I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:32Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:36Ladies and gentlemen!
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:40Ladies and gentlemen!
11:42They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials will be among the elite.
11:49Get ready!
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say, not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch. What's up with her?
12:12No idea!
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge
12:16will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your abilities,
12:20but by the uniqueness of your tactics,
12:25your adaptability,
12:31the agility of your minds.
13:11And perhaps most importantly,
13:14the strength of your character and spirit that is what truly makes a hero
13:22it is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe black samson
13:28shrinking ray duplicate monster girl
13:36look at her she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement for this ride am i wrong
13:42this seems weird right
13:47rex i don't know you're here isn't there a dick size requirement i'm sorry for what your tiny
13:53dick i mean the way you've been strutting around here you must be compensating for something
14:03somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking what the
14:14i guess you missed my try out
14:22still think i'm adorable
14:35now that's adorable i'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid green face please stop this is hardly
14:45constructed
14:46uh is this okay he asked for it
15:01okay enough get lost boy scout
15:11invincible hit that little girl oh shit uh look i'm so sorry
15:19nah my bad the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like beast mode sorry about the
15:28dick joke
15:28i'm sure your junk is awesome
15:32it's fine i'm good you're good you can punch hard
15:37didn't need your help asshole
15:41oh christ
15:45as i was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna shit blood
15:51along with rex explode once he's recovered and our final member adam eve
15:59thank you all for coming today we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:05robot
16:07no need to thank me i obviously needed to remain impartial
16:10but i'm still delighted so many members of the teen team made the cut
16:15i can't be on the same team as rex and kate
16:18what why hey wait rex what did you do
16:24thanks for the help robot can't wait to be on your team
16:33hey what's going on rex cheated on me
16:36what with duplicate all three of her
16:39whoa
16:43i walked in on them rex told her you and me were a thing
16:49what that's crazy
16:52i didn't want to say it while you're dating the guy but
16:55what an asshole
16:56he wasn't always but yeah
17:00well that sucks i'm sorry
17:03thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded
17:12we'll be moving into the guardians headquarters
17:15until then we'll be training here
17:17breakfast is at 6 a.m. then close in combat exercises until lunch
17:22where is kate prime
17:23had a thing i can fill her in
17:25okay just to make it clear
17:28there is no universe in which i wake up at 6 a.m. and the world isn't on fire
17:35come on robot we don't need this bootcamp bullshit it's us
17:39we're not on the teen team any longer rex
17:41exactly i'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers
17:45but i was with the guardians from day one
17:47wow thanks dad
17:49maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the guardians on their last day
17:53i don't know you yet
17:55so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and i don't need to beat your ass until all you want
17:59to do is call me dad again
18:06i don't know you either but we need a leader we can look in the eye
18:09not a bunch of ones and zeros no offense
18:11that's actually super offensive
18:13so wait you think you should be in charge
18:16i am the most experienced
18:18yeah at losing your powers
18:20didn't i crack that joke already
18:22why are we even putting up with this guy
18:25he wears a suit
18:26it takes batteries
18:28let's just get eve back in here
18:30i'm new to this whole team thing but i thought it involved teamwork
18:34as did i
18:35call me when you figure it out
18:37i'll be in the gym
18:39me too
18:41i'll go supervise
18:43no you won't
18:44i can do whatever i like
18:47good first day robot
18:53i can't do three combat exercises a day
18:56i'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational
19:00whenever i transform i get younger
19:02it's part of the curse that gives me my powers
19:05i don't look it but i'm 24 years old
19:08i used to go by monster woman but it got too hard to explain so
19:14if you don't want to start changing my diapers
19:16three exercises a day are too much for me
19:19i didn't
19:19of course
19:20my apologies
19:21it must be difficult
19:24try having a normal relationship looking like this
19:27the guys who are interested are either going through puberty
19:30or popping up on sex offender registries
19:32i understand what it's like
19:33for the world to look at you and see one thing
19:36never knowing the truth of what's inside
19:39how can you understand
19:41you're a robot
19:47pathetic
19:48this has gotta go
19:50hide this
19:52toss this
19:53what stop
19:54hey
19:54being a geek is cool now
19:57okay
19:57so maybe amber likes comics too
19:59you thought of that
20:00you dick
20:01i'm not talking about the comics
20:03i'm talking about the dirty clothes
20:05the dishes
20:05the tissues
20:11better okay i brought you some homework
20:14a little naomi klein a touch of margaret atwood
20:17some ta-nehasi coats
20:18i haven't read any of those
20:19but she has so get started
20:21it'll show amber you're interested in her
20:24she's also into spicy foods
20:26stand-up comedy and fourth wave feminism
20:28when i read her file
20:31i asked around at school
20:33it's just a study date
20:35not a first date
20:36mark every date should feel like a first date
20:40mark your friend is here
20:53go out the back way
20:54you can thank me later when you call me and tell me exactly how it all went
20:58hi mrs grayson
20:59i'm amber
21:10william said i should read it
21:12to show you that i'm interested
21:14interesting
21:15and i will
21:17but
21:18this is more me
21:20an honest man
21:22i like that
21:23so you're into comics
21:26is it that obvious
21:30what's your favorite
21:31oh man i can't pick a favorite
21:33but
21:34ooh
21:35this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean
21:41and this one is about a jack russell terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts
21:45seance dog
21:47cool
21:48you mind if i borrow it
21:49i mean just to show you that i'm interested
21:53yeah
21:54absolutely
22:02okay
22:02don't know who that is
22:04um
22:04i figured we should start with global issues and then
22:09sorry
22:10must be a robocall
22:12this should do it
22:13so miss walker says we should focus on the
22:19i'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that
22:22yeah
22:23down the hall
22:24on the left
22:32whoa
22:34christ almighty i didn't think she would ever leave
22:36hey
22:37oh what are you
22:38how did you know amber
22:40are you spying on me
22:41oh you want to be a superhero right
22:44fame glory
22:44get the pretty gal
22:45i mean that's sexist but okay
22:49well then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time
22:52that's out the window when the world needs you you answer your goddamn phone
22:58don't worry she hasn't flushed yet
23:00i don't even work for you
23:01and you never will
23:03not unless you show a little respect
23:05and decide if you want to be a superhero or not
23:07right now
23:08yes mark right now
23:11okay yes i want to help
23:14what's the problem
23:16rogue supervillain public in danger he's already en route
23:19here so we can talk on the go
23:21eve's gonna be there
23:22well did that just sweeten the deal
23:24what no
23:25i mean um
23:27where where is this
23:29at
23:30mount rushmore
23:32okay
23:35what state is that again
23:36what do they teach you kids in school these days
23:41who are you talking to
23:43oh um
23:43that the thing with the the phone
23:46it's um
23:46it was a friend of my dad's
23:48and uh i forgot i promised
23:50i'd help him with this thing
23:52um
23:54now
23:59how's it going in here
24:00i brought snacks
24:04south dakota
24:06know where mount rushmore is
24:08i wouldn't be asking for your help
24:10but omni-man is dealing with a kaiju
24:12ten time zones away
24:13and the new guardians are a shit show
24:14so here we are
24:16target is doc seismic
24:18he has a phd in seismology
24:19so the doc thing
24:20that's legit
24:21problem is
24:22he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves
24:24what's he want
24:25even he doesn't seem to know
24:26work in theory says brain damage
24:28from side effect of those gloves
24:29he basically gets a concussion
24:31every time he uses them
24:33so your basic mad scientist deal
24:35have fun kids
24:36i try to remember
24:37it's a national treasure down there
24:52you come to pray at this obscene monument
24:56they were oppressors
24:59racists
25:00slave owners
25:02i give you a new god
25:04worthy of worship
25:05bow before
25:07doc seismic
25:26the great emancipator
25:29he'll emancipate you
25:32from your lives
25:37wow man
25:38i'm still working on my one-liners
25:40but that one is really bad
25:50that's how you get ahead
25:52in life
25:53see it's not quite there
25:54it's not there
25:55no argument from me
25:57now die
26:02thanks
26:03anytime
26:04we need to take out his gloves
26:06those aren't gloves
26:07gloves have fingers
26:08they're more uh
26:09earthquake bracelets
26:10you're wearing earthquake bracelets
26:34you should be on my side
26:36we can tear down the old power structure
26:39build a new order
26:40i mean look at the costume
26:42they've got you in
26:43talk about pandering to gender roles
26:46i designed my own costume
26:48and i thought your doctor was in seismology
26:51undergrad in sociology and women's studies
26:52i had a minor in african dance
26:54but enough politics
26:55i
26:56i
26:56i
26:56Yes.
27:41Shit.
27:43Shit.
27:56Shit.
28:19Dimensional.
28:23Eve!
28:24Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37Ah, goddammit.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the jet-
28:40Ah!
28:54Look out!
29:07Wow, that guy is toast.
29:09Oh, I see.
29:10So, like, none of these sound good, huh?
29:12Oh, crap.
29:13I gotta go.
29:14I-I-I'll talk to you later, Eve.
29:15Thanks!
29:15Thanks.
29:17You're welcome.
29:25Whoa, slow down.
29:27Whoa, slow down.
29:48What's up?
29:48Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark.
29:51You're a Viltrumite.
29:52Hmm.
29:54We have responsibilities that normal humans don't.
30:00Hmm, right.
30:01Yeah, thanks.
30:02Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay?
30:05You might want to change.
30:07Oh, crap.
30:10Dad, you got a little...
30:12here.
30:21I am so sorry.
30:24I've been sitting here for an hour.
30:26I know.
30:27Uh...
30:28Oh!
30:28That's a good one.
30:29What'd you-what'd you think?
30:31Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
30:35I do want to hang out.
30:37I just didn't think that-
30:39Could've fooled me.
30:41I don't even know why I came.
30:44Okay, then.
30:45Why did you come?
30:46You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
30:50For the record, Todd kicked your ass.
30:53For the record?
30:55That's absolutely true.
30:58I've had guys throw punches for me before.
31:00But you're the first one who stood there and took them.
31:03Twice.
31:04I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
31:08An idiot?
31:09Maybe.
31:10Maybe not.
31:12So what now?
31:13Hm?
31:14I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
31:19It's big, sir.
31:24Really big.
31:26First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
31:31Also, it might not be dead.
31:32Huh.
31:34Put it on ice.
31:35You never know when something like that might come in handy.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:41Oh, good God.
31:45Calamari for dinner?
31:47Get that off my counter!
31:50You sure?
31:51You sure?
31:52It's considered a delicacy in some places.
31:54And an aphrodisiac.
31:56Like you need it.
31:59Did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house?
32:02I was kinda busy.
32:04Nolan.
32:05Yeah, I'll take care of it.
32:07Hey, don't forget I just took down a freakin' kaiju and saved the world.
32:12Your husband's a badass.
32:14Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family.
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
32:21I told them lightning never strikes twice.
32:24Are you seriously gonna put that on the grill?
32:30I've been sleepless at night
32:34Cause I don't know how I feel
32:39I've been waiting on you
32:43Just to say something real
32:48There's a light on your own
32:50And I think you know
32:54More than this calm
32:56And I have to go
32:58I want to kill you
33:06To let it
33:08To let it
33:10Surprise!
33:13Look, I screwed up you.
33:14I know I did.
33:15I just...
33:16I just...
33:16I don't know why I keep doing this.
33:18I don't want to.
33:20You know that, right?
33:21You know I love you.
33:23I know.
33:24But that wasn't an apology, Rex.
33:27You're right. I'm sorry.
33:29Look, give me a do-over.
33:31Just this one time.
33:32I'll be better.
33:33I promise.
33:35Good luck with the new team, Rex.
33:43Oh, fuck.
34:01Good for you, Mark.
34:13Good for me.
34:18I did die
34:18Good for me.
34:37Oh, good for me.
34:37You know the drill.
34:39Oh, Thursday.
34:42Chicken pot pie.
34:43Everybody's favorite.
34:46Stay back from the door.
35:04Stay back from the door.
35:08Shoot.
35:11Huh?
35:15Shit.
35:17Ah, sorry, Pete.
35:44Damn.
35:46Chicken pot pie night.
35:58How?
36:00Obvious.
36:01As the original article, my intellect is undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
36:08Oh, please. Just open the door.
36:11Say it.
36:14You cheap, genetically inferior knockoff.
36:19Say it.
36:20What?
36:21Stay here forever.
36:27I'm the clone.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:31This way.
36:32Hey.
36:35Woo.
36:37Woo.
36:40Woo.
36:41Run.
36:41Run.
36:42Run up some gangster like you wake up in jiggies and load the clippies.
36:45The rate of our century statisticians still sick.
36:48Accountants think it sicky.
36:49They never counted so quickly.
36:50Got him on city lockoff for abacus for a mess.
36:53What?
36:54What?
36:54What?
36:55What?
36:55What?
36:59What?
36:59Now I'm droppin' it down.
37:05Clear attack!
37:30We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:59Multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it. You being the original and all.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother.
38:40But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update.
38:54You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do.
38:59But I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:28My apologies. Didn't mean to scare.
39:33What are you doing in my house?
39:35Seeking information. Clues. Answers.
39:41Answers to what?
39:42That night. The massacre. Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about. You need to leave now.
39:50Seven dead. One alive. Your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did. Answers were... unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:07Escape from hell. Seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing. Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No. He didn't see anything.
40:19Hmm. You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie? You alright?
40:26Thought I heard something.
40:30I'm fine.
40:33I was just coming to bed.
40:53I'm fine.
40:54Me if you don't ever sit.
40:54I'm fine.
41:09Four, five years.
41:11I'm fine.
41:11I'm fine.
41:15I didn't say 15 hours a day.
41:16Everyone got me, too.
41:17We need a red, and hope, too.
41:17There's something like that the party was needed to be so eaten.
41:21What did you do?
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